Andrew 'Cheeto' Santino Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @AnswertheInternet
    @AnswertheInternet  5 років тому +10

    Pick Up a Copy of the Game Here:
    store.barstoolsports.com/products/kfc-radio-answer-the-internet-card-game

  • @baker3423
    @baker3423 5 років тому +650

    sound guy took the day off

    • @ethancushing7771
      @ethancushing7771 5 років тому +11

      seriously he has a lav clipped to his sweater!! did the editor turn on the wrong audio layer?

    • @baker3423
      @baker3423 5 років тому +1

      @@ethancushing7771 I hadn't watched one of these in a while but I remembered it seems like they never have a sound guy

    • @Naeshabby
      @Naeshabby 5 років тому +2

      @@ethancushing7771 I think they would have had the camera setting accidentally on internal mic instead of external. It happens sometimes

    • @corkyvanderhaven3391
      @corkyvanderhaven3391 3 роки тому

      Yup
      Thought the same in the first few seconds,…

  • @Dog3D
    @Dog3D 5 років тому +167

    Andrew Santino is real life adderall

    • @TheLostDude7
      @TheLostDude7 4 роки тому +1

      I've seen him high on Doug bensons crappy podcast, and it does make him take longer to think, but he still speaks fast.
      You can tell he's real lit too, he keeps locking his lips and he's just not as talkative lol, but once he does speak, it's still rapidly fluent

    • @TornAaPaRt
      @TornAaPaRt 4 роки тому +1

      Tyler the creater is a human Adderall

  • @boltyourdoor
    @boltyourdoor 5 років тому +260

    The short gladiator or rhino is worded wrong. It should be: Fight a short gladiator or fight a short rhino. A full-size rhino is killing all of us.

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 5 років тому +26

      It should be 10 full size gladiators or one rhino.

    • @whynot5670
      @whynot5670 5 років тому +9

      @@AndrewD624 Ten full sized gladiators would probably kill a rhino so you would have a literal 0% chance against even 1

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 5 років тому +17

      @@whynot5670 I don't think you understand what a gladiator is and what a rhino is. I would maul a normal gladiator. Gladiators had an average height of 5'5" and probably weighed around 140. This was before lifting weights and with much less advanced fighting skills. Think about jiu jitsu 30 years ago versus now. Now think about 2000 years ago. They would panic once the rhino ran over the first Gladiator. Maybe they would get lucky with arrows and spears. But most gladiators used shields and swords. Hollywood has warped your mind. Rhinos weigh 5,000 pounds and can run 35 mph. Go watch a rhino shrug off a pack of 15 lions.

    • @gageadams8864
      @gageadams8864 5 років тому +2

      One rhino with gladiator skills or one gladiator that is a rhino. Jokes, I am picking up what you're putting down. But my drunk joke seemed necessary aha.

    • @luknowit475
      @luknowit475 5 років тому +1

      Andrew D I think you’re underselling gladiators. Some were likely tough as shit. That said, 10 wouldn’t come close to fucking with a rhino.

  • @wesleynel6821
    @wesleynel6821 5 років тому +174

    You guys should do Joey Diaz!

    • @KptnHaddock_
      @KptnHaddock_ 4 роки тому +7

      Yes! And have him on the show afterwards

    • @greecoboost
      @greecoboost 4 роки тому +1

      He'd probably still call one of the guys Joe Rogan as he's telling a story.

    • @margaretpritchet
      @margaretpritchet 4 роки тому +1

      Dude. Would be the best 😂

    • @timreagan777
      @timreagan777 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @karabinjr
      @karabinjr 3 роки тому +4

      “Would you rather sit on a cake… Fffuck your question! Lemme tell you sumthin, dog, I knew this guy in nineteen eighty-seven…
      I would go out if my house in the morning and kidnap a kitten.. And I was fffucking kidnapping’em, man, I’n telling ya… Every day.
      So, this guy, he would buy kittens from me, you understand? I would come to his house, I give him the kitten, he grabs the kitten, goes into his bedroom, comes back with forty dallaz.
      I still think about that cocksucka sometimes. He died of aids later.
      I don’t regret dick! I’m telling you, if I sit on you you’ll go soft. I’m telling you, dog, if uncle Joey sits on you, you’re done, my ass will destroy your soul, covksucka”

  • @eamonreed2210
    @eamonreed2210 5 років тому +63

    The only knowledge I gained from this is that Andrew Santino knows nothing about rhinos

  • @Typhoidlazzy
    @Typhoidlazzy 5 років тому +96

    Not one person asked him about Rick, his one true Appalachian love?

  • @michieloudhuis8191
    @michieloudhuis8191 Рік тому +1

    I love how bad the quality of the sound is xD ! But man this is good! Love it alot! And ofcourse Santino is a fun guy

  • @ktge5050
    @ktge5050 5 років тому +23

    Remember the time Andrew Santino wouldn’t let Andy Bernard drive his own boat?

  • @ichbindoofhihi1
    @ichbindoofhihi1 5 років тому +31

    "that's how I met my wife in the first place" damn The Red Ferrari came in ready ready

  • @jonjaquez
    @jonjaquez 5 років тому +42

    The Red Rocket! Slugger Santino

  • @reignmorton9422
    @reignmorton9422 5 років тому +73

    He's so sharp

    • @m0rtred
      @m0rtred 5 років тому +1

      did he just say Rhinos eat 500 people a year in africa?

    • @jamiegakuo339
      @jamiegakuo339 5 років тому +5

      I think that stat is for hippos

    • @claytonbrown5849
      @claytonbrown5849 5 років тому +1

      Cheeto is as quick witted as they come

  • @Naeshabby
    @Naeshabby 5 років тому +39

    "Rhinos eat hundreds of people a year and are always in packs" Are you confusing Rhinos with Lions haha?

    • @Mikado80813
      @Mikado80813 3 роки тому +10

      I think he meant hippos.

    • @Naeshabby
      @Naeshabby 3 роки тому

      @@Mikado80813 Hippos also do not eat hundreds of people a year hahahha, they are primarily Herbivores

    • @Jayzon666
      @Jayzon666 3 роки тому +7

      @@Naeshabby They do not eat but they do kill people. They're the most lethal wild animal in Africa.

    • @ronaksingh3220
      @ronaksingh3220 3 роки тому

      @@Naeshabby you don't know about hippos they are giants like elephants live in water and can sink a small boat and swim fast like a boat

    • @Naeshabby
      @Naeshabby 3 роки тому

      @@Jayzon666 I know this, but they don't eat hundreds of people per year

  • @neit6270
    @neit6270 5 років тому +23

    Finally they laugh at someone not a pornstar lol

  • @grunair
    @grunair 5 років тому +122

    This guy knows nothing about Rhinos. Pretty sure he’s thinking hippos.

    • @markewy6797
      @markewy6797 5 років тому +2

      grunair hippos are deadly I hear

    • @mr.niceguy777
      @mr.niceguy777 5 років тому +7

      @@markewy6797 Hippos kill more people than any other animal in the world. Very aggressive

    • @God-w-
      @God-w- 5 років тому +1

      @@mr.niceguy777 Really? Are humans not animals? You shit, eat, and sleep like other animals. We are the worst animals. Worse really, we are parasites.

    • @ImpatientTurtle
      @ImpatientTurtle 5 років тому +4

      @@God-w- Thats why were not animals. we exist outside the natural order. We destroy our own habitats and invent ways to live through things which should kill us. We dont deserve to be animals, they are better than us in every way haha.

    • @papabear6431
      @papabear6431 5 років тому +1

      ImpatientTurtle we r animals broh lol

  • @GnarbledDeebies
    @GnarbledDeebies 4 роки тому +14

    This guy is pretty quick and his delivery is actually really good. I'm gonna check his shit out

  • @garrettcarinci7807
    @garrettcarinci7807 5 років тому +19

    His podcasts w Bobby Lee are legendary

  • @jpovmedia1904
    @jpovmedia1904 5 років тому +5

    @4:30
    😅Bobby Lee😄

  • @dipgrizzly25
    @dipgrizzly25 5 років тому +17

    Audio took a back seat.

  • @johnf120
    @johnf120 5 років тому +15

    Santino looks like Brent Mydland from the Grateful Dead if he quit heroin and started selling espresso at a cat cafe

  • @skilla326
    @skilla326 5 років тому +9

    Imagine getting attacked by rhino experts LMFAO

  • @cjsmith5115
    @cjsmith5115 5 років тому +7

    I'm not entirely convinced Andrew Santino knows what rhinos are

  • @notorious4204
    @notorious4204 5 років тому +10

    Santino is Hilarious Hope he gets a special soon

  • @davidsteppe9882
    @davidsteppe9882 5 років тому +11

    I’m gunna go out on a limb and say rhinos definitely don’t eat 500 people a year...

    • @codycornell2212
      @codycornell2212 5 років тому +7

      David Steppe I honestly think he’s thinking of hippos lol

    • @matthewbreitling8530
      @matthewbreitling8530 5 років тому +1

      @@codycornell2212 yeah and even then killed is the correct term, hippos are very aggressive and territorial but they still dont eat meat

  • @rookymusic6310
    @rookymusic6310 4 роки тому +19

    Santino KILLED it -one of the best one of these 👏👏👏

  • @h.bubblecrunch1939
    @h.bubblecrunch1939 5 років тому +12

    How is the audio quality of this getting worse in this series?

  • @ashleyduchuck1749
    @ashleyduchuck1749 5 років тому +4

    That penny question is probably the best question I’ve ever heard!!

  • @chrisdever
    @chrisdever 5 років тому +3

    I look forward to this every week.

  • @markewy6797
    @markewy6797 5 років тому +9

    Don’t rev up the Red Ferrari...he’ll burn out this whole set!

  • @yourstepdadism
    @yourstepdadism 4 роки тому +3

    I would’ve been perfectly fine waiting the extra hour for the editor to put the mic audio in before dropping this

  • @Dog3D
    @Dog3D 5 років тому +3

    Damn when the people asking the questions off camera sound better than the person you invited

  • @KaninTuzi
    @KaninTuzi 5 років тому +2

    That first “Yo!” and jump in volume scared the shit out of me

  • @PatRick-qz6bt
    @PatRick-qz6bt 3 роки тому +2

    I think they might be thinking about hippos instead of rhinos based on their stats LOL

  • @conorbayman
    @conorbayman 5 років тому +5

    Rhinos are typically solitary and there’s like 2 attacks a year

  • @mltn8890
    @mltn8890 5 років тому +43

    Was he talking about a hippo? I know rhinos don't eat people

    • @alicecarter16
      @alicecarter16 5 років тому +3

      he's thinking of hippos lol.

    • @midwesthooligan13
      @midwesthooligan13 5 років тому +2

      @@alicecarter16 hippos also dont eat people.....or meat of any kind

    • @IamnotJohnFord
      @IamnotJohnFord 4 роки тому

      Both are herbivores. Hippos will fuck you up. They are much faster than you'd think, they have very short tempers, they can bite a canoe in half (so a human body becomes a rag doll full of holes), they are very territorial, and they know all this.

    • @timothycarey3883
      @timothycarey3883 14 днів тому

      ​@@midwesthooligan13they kill alot but dont eat you.

  • @ZachDylik
    @ZachDylik 5 років тому +6

    Glad his mic was working...

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 5 років тому +10

    Andrew Santino's lack of rhino knowledge brought out just how much this comment section cares ♥️

    • @ender003
      @ender003 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I think he had it confused with a hippo since they're the ones killing tons of people every year. A rhino isn't tearing you apart.

  • @jaideepbura1936
    @jaideepbura1936 5 років тому +11

    Pretty sure Rhino's are vegetarians and don't hunt in packs.

  • @val0228
    @val0228 5 років тому +1

    When you give your little brother an unplugged controller to make him feel included.

  • @zackerypugh1558
    @zackerypugh1558 4 роки тому

    Reason why I love your podcast!

  • @ignazioacerenza9881
    @ignazioacerenza9881 3 роки тому

    You could never win against a rhino. There's really nothing a human can do that can hurt a rhino. Can't snap it's neck, can't pierce it's skin.

  • @crissis1620
    @crissis1620 5 років тому +4

    7:30 they're definitely talking about august ames....rip

    • @sogaymcdicks201
      @sogaymcdicks201 5 років тому

      She’s not the only one that died. That being said, rip indeed.

  • @michaelgreco3648
    @michaelgreco3648 5 років тому +8

    Can we get a mic on the comedians so they don't sound like they're in a toilet

  • @weasoneofficial2899
    @weasoneofficial2899 5 років тому +5

    The Red Rocket!

  • @MrMartena56
    @MrMartena56 5 років тому +2

    Guys the content is good but what horrific 2007 era webcam are you using to film these?

  • @victoriahowson6280
    @victoriahowson6280 4 роки тому +2

    Santino is hilarious! Get the Gong for Bad Friends anyway!

  • @tankhankeress1739
    @tankhankeress1739 5 років тому +4

    The red rocket 🚀 kills everything

  • @jebediahbrownmit
    @jebediahbrownmit 5 років тому +4

    He is one of my favourite comedians. And also one of my favourite zoologists.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 5 років тому

      I think he’s equally skilled at both. I laughed once. (About the rhino comments)

  • @zeuqramjj2002
    @zeuqramjj2002 3 роки тому

    This is definitely the best episode!

  • @StrikeTheRoot
    @StrikeTheRoot 3 роки тому +1

    Santino doesn't know the difference between a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamus

  • @trevsmith444
    @trevsmith444 5 років тому +1

    What’s the song in the beginning? It rocks!

  • @ryanrandall1727
    @ryanrandall1727 5 років тому +5

    Andrew clearly knows nothing about Rhinos, they are herbivores and are generally pretty calm and have terrible eyesight

  • @thumbs4fingers
    @thumbs4fingers 5 років тому +5

    Now I want Cheetos

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 4 роки тому +1

    30 seconds in bed??
    What good is an axe that don't cut trees.

  • @LongRon6969
    @LongRon6969 5 років тому +11

    3:50
    Every time I’ve finished fast the girl takes it as a compliment 😂

    • @smoovetoons2092
      @smoovetoons2092 5 років тому

      Right??! And they don't even expect you to pay for their uber..

  • @tomstark28
    @tomstark28 3 роки тому

    this series should be titled "comedians who have been on Joe Rogan answer questions"

  • @Mr.Mellis
    @Mr.Mellis 4 роки тому +1

    See there’s no way that catchers making all 100 throws on point. With peak stamina each attempt I do believe you could steal a base Mr. Santino.

  • @JamesDonickerGG
    @JamesDonickerGG 5 років тому +1

    Nice mic check

  • @jdunnatl
    @jdunnatl 5 років тому +1

    "Nobody gets mad at a small dick."
    Holy shit that was funny! I don't know who this guy is, but he's hilarious!

  • @jcastaneable
    @jcastaneable 5 років тому +3

    What happen to the Garyvee one tho

  • @NickontheRadio
    @NickontheRadio 11 місяців тому

    The powerbomb question always confuses me. I am not violent in nature nor is there anyone I hate enough to even remotely desire doing that.

  • @Marcus-gh8bh
    @Marcus-gh8bh 4 роки тому

    I couldn’t kill a baby rhino because it would fuck me up. I wouldn’t think to pretend to fight an adult rhino

  • @boogerstastesalty
    @boogerstastesalty 3 роки тому

    The gladiator question is only a "good" question to someone who doesn't know how insane rhinos are. If you asked me about a gladiator the size of Shaq or a rhino, I'm still fighting the gladiator. I have absolutely no way of even hurting the rhino.

  • @ForRealSwagmaster
    @ForRealSwagmaster 5 років тому

    my favorite part was the nervous laughter from the Barstool guys after he said he'd still find a way to watch SportsCenter if someone scrambled his channels. That's like telling Steve Jobs you'll find a way to buy a Samsung phone if someone steals your car.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 5 років тому

      That simile was like...bad.

    • @arod68993
      @arod68993 3 роки тому

      @@justincoleman3805 yea, that was a bad attempt at being funny for sure lmao

  • @twodanex
    @twodanex 5 років тому +2

    You have a product in Spencer's, but THE GUEST DOESNT HAVE A BODY MIC

  • @thomasworrilow4228
    @thomasworrilow4228 Рік тому

    You literally can just speak into the remote and tell it what channel you want nowadays lol.

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula 5 років тому +4

    CHEEEEEEEEEETTOOOOOOOOOO

  • @300clove7
    @300clove7 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao I confused rhino with hippo

  • @robertbaindourov134
    @robertbaindourov134 3 роки тому

    Shame and Sadness, my two best friends.

  • @zach6367
    @zach6367 4 роки тому

    He definitely was thinking of a hippo on the rhino question.

  • @wyattstahl4116
    @wyattstahl4116 10 місяців тому

    The thumb sucking killed me

  • @Chomper165
    @Chomper165 5 років тому +1

    At least Barstool gets funny people to come be on their stuff.

  • @dirty.dan37
    @dirty.dan37 Рік тому

    For the stealing a base one (2:49) it depends on who the catcher is if it’s a bad catcher I’ll give it a shot but if it’s a good or great catcher behind the dish I’m fucked

  • @mattnorris4891
    @mattnorris4891 21 день тому

    The Bill Burr vibes from this guy is great 😅

  • @harrykj9805
    @harrykj9805 3 роки тому

    Depends on who’s pitching for the base stealing attempt. Some are wayyyy faster to the plate than others

  • @03obietrice
    @03obietrice 5 років тому +1

    wait what....audio...wait....

  • @Daydreamer_92
    @Daydreamer_92 5 років тому +2

    Hahahahaha he said Rhino’s eat like 500 people a year in Africa lol! I think u meant Hippo’s dude lol! Omg that made me laugh so hard for some reason!

  • @VincentGonzalezVeg
    @VincentGonzalezVeg 3 роки тому

    Rino's eat meat? What!
    They don't, they're veg, they're unicorns

  • @MrSoda007
    @MrSoda007 3 роки тому

    He said a Rhino not a hippo 😂😂

  • @gonmunozf
    @gonmunozf 5 років тому

    apparently when Santino is cooking and running short on time he just wipes the flour on his chest and goes about his day

    • @eddiegarcia9918
      @eddiegarcia9918 5 років тому

      Gonzalo Muñoz Ferrer he has one that’s new there’s clips online

  • @kevo1295
    @kevo1295 5 років тому

    Santino wit is off the charts

  • @KeiferKif
    @KeiferKif 5 років тому +4

    you used the wrong audio track

  • @neildonnelly8088
    @neildonnelly8088 3 роки тому

    I know this is from two years ago but in a hundred attempts a catcher would almost certainly launch a throw into center field, so you’d probably be able to get one

    • @Nick_MyName
      @Nick_MyName Рік тому

      or a year after this comment a wild pitch i think i could do it

  • @aaaaaabbbbbbccccccd1
    @aaaaaabbbbbbccccccd1 4 роки тому

    All his rhino facts are totally wrong but still no less terrifying

  • @mr.niceguy777
    @mr.niceguy777 5 років тому +1

    Did they forget to turn his Mic on?

  • @BAYBears85
    @BAYBears85 3 роки тому

    What Beignets was he eating before he shot this?

  • @chasemalle9893
    @chasemalle9893 3 роки тому

    Could you get a room with more echo ?

  • @renzesparza6281
    @renzesparza6281 5 років тому +1

    When i found out my favorite pornstar died, after looking up her name, and i went “damn rip” and added “porn” to the end

  • @LordTenth
    @LordTenth 5 років тому +1

    Bobby Lee next

  • @chriswinslow8969
    @chriswinslow8969 5 років тому

    If you ask Bert Kreischer the stealing bases questions I guarantee he'd say he could do it.

  • @mdougf
    @mdougf 4 роки тому

    Santino has really grown on me

  • @shawnharley1114
    @shawnharley1114 4 роки тому +1

    relying on good comedians and funny people to make your 12 year old questions possible to listen too

  • @SAM_DIEGO_MUSIC
    @SAM_DIEGO_MUSIC 5 років тому +1

    yall confusing rhinos with hippos.

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 5 років тому +4

    Santino is similar to Theo Von in a way to me. They think in similar ways. Theo is the better comic, but I like them both and their unique style.

  • @cmi8842
    @cmi8842 3 роки тому

    Steal a base that’s easy. Do your homework you find the pitchers kinks like some do the 3-4 time reset in a pitch .. the leg kicks etc … or some don’t even check the runner at third they get lack … yes you can steal if you do your homework

  • @sharkplaya408
    @sharkplaya408 5 років тому

    you guys need to get Andrew Yang on here

  • @joshpointoh
    @joshpointoh 3 роки тому

    Am I the only one that thinks Santino's posture here is identical to Mr. Burns?

  • @ELLUNCHBOX99
    @ELLUNCHBOX99 5 років тому

    what's up with the audio

  • @jewfedmuzik
    @jewfedmuzik 5 років тому +3

    And the worst audio award goes to.... ANSWER THE INTERNET.

    • @ame416612
      @ame416612 5 років тому +1

      Absolutely terrible.

  • @vape42
    @vape42 3 роки тому

    Gladitor is te better choice because they fight to win not kill; most gladitor matches did end with a death.