Bill Burr - Motel Rooms And First Ladies

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  • @DrDeadlifts
    @DrDeadlifts 5 років тому +13188

    I love how ol' Billy blue balls doubles down on his jokes. No one laughs so he just goes harder. He's a hero

    • @9some
      @9some 5 років тому +160

      yea, that he does, he's not connected to the response or expectations of the public

    • @DrDeadlifts
      @DrDeadlifts 5 років тому +437

      @@9some I'd argue he's very connected to the audience. He knows what is and isn't socially acceptable to laugh and feeds off of the ridiculousness of their silence. It ends up building the pressure of the joke higher and higher, and once he eases off people are dying to laugh.

    • @prophetofpants1906
      @prophetofpants1906 5 років тому +48

      DrDeadlifts exactly because in the end no matter what our views are in life, all humans can connect no matter their differences and I believe comedy does that well. It allows everyone to understand eachother and that’s why I think Bill Burr is one of the best comedians ever not to mention he’s in my top 3 comedians.

    • @thomasgarrett4107
      @thomasgarrett4107 5 років тому +1

      Is this calum

    • @dcbrot
      @dcbrot 5 років тому +6

      DrDeadlifts you are a podcast fan eh :)

  • @bojed
    @bojed 4 роки тому +7195

    "I'm uh... I'm sick of Obama's wife."
    Just flat out like that. Had me in multiple stitches.

    • @saltysquatch1510
      @saltysquatch1510 4 роки тому +80

      Obama’s wife had a dick

    • @terrencegriffin6812
      @terrencegriffin6812 4 роки тому +135

      @@saltysquatch1510 I know right,I seen you slobbing on it😂😂😂

    • @brianbullivant4753
      @brianbullivant4753 4 роки тому +36

      @@saltysquatch1510 One more than you. Jealous?

    • @johnandrew1727
      @johnandrew1727 4 роки тому +31

      Plus she'a horrible public speaker and a total narcissist!

    • @goaldineyelife6291
      @goaldineyelife6291 4 роки тому +36

      @@johnandrew1727 she is a excellent speaker.

  • @kal-zor-el5801
    @kal-zor-el5801 4 роки тому +650

    Man he left no one alone, he even roasted ghosts lmao 😂

    • @dexterthompson1809
      @dexterthompson1809 3 роки тому +3

      Genius!

    • @voyagerdecoded
      @voyagerdecoded 2 роки тому +5

      bill is ruthless lmaooo

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 2 роки тому +3

      Ghosts are real though

    • @OurHereafter
      @OurHereafter 2 роки тому

      Well the ghosts are still voting for democrats so they aren't innocent

    • @artsmith103
      @artsmith103 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe Tom Brady some day will tell us about a ghost in the huddle.

  • @piotrbrys8008
    @piotrbrys8008 5 років тому +2481

    Greatest transition in the history of comedy "gotta start slitting some throats ... I'm staying in a hotel"

    • @Supermrdouble
      @Supermrdouble 4 роки тому +35

      yea that one had me dead asf

    • @preciousakpata5260
      @preciousakpata5260 4 роки тому +64

      That was an absolutely epic save!
      I actually liked the First Lady bit, but you tell the crowd really wasn't getting it. He tried an experimental bit with the whole "slitting throats" thing, but they didn't get that either.
      When he jumped straight from that to the tired old "slice of my life" comedy starter bit, something about his mannerism, "So . . . I'm staying in a hotel" . . . I just lost it.
      Epic.

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 4 роки тому +1

      EMPHASIS ON IN THE HISTORY

    • @marcocoronado4403
      @marcocoronado4403 3 роки тому +1

      *Crowd claps*

    • @samuelelliott8453
      @samuelelliott8453 3 роки тому +32

      Oh i thought he was implying hed be easy to attack after the show for saying this type of stuff if the government/listeners didnt like his joke abt slitting throats 😅😂😅

  • @jamessins1163
    @jamessins1163 5 років тому +3948

    Dude is savage abroad. He talks in a room full of people as if he's talking to one person.

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 4 роки тому +466

    I love how he shut up that heckler as soon as she started lol

  • @rhiannadahmer4052
    @rhiannadahmer4052 5 років тому +5495

    "Shes still gonna win." Best joke of the whole set.

    • @drewracke1968
      @drewracke1968 5 років тому +108

      Holy shit dude, you fuckin killed her

    • @sibire8284
      @sibire8284 5 років тому +31

      /r/therewasanattempt

    • @johnsmith-lf6pc
      @johnsmith-lf6pc 5 років тому +202

      @@sibire8284 You're not on reddit.

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 5 років тому +65

      @@johnsmith-lf6pc fuck reddit

    • @bojackbojackbojack
      @bojackbojackbojack 5 років тому +149

      Several million votes from illegals in California doesn't really count towards the popular vote.

  • @rjcomeaux5461
    @rjcomeaux5461 6 років тому +4380

    Love how he didn't give in to the audience. They were giving him nothing and he still went with "Nothin' is gonna change until someones got the balls... to start a group... go over the wall of one of these gated communities and ya start slittin' some throats." One of the greatest comedians of all time.

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 6 років тому +101

      To be fair, it's not his best performance of this routine though. He has better delivery on Night of Too Many Stars.

    • @rjcomeaux5461
      @rjcomeaux5461 6 років тому +15

      Very true, I agree.

    • @zer0gravity184
      @zer0gravity184 6 років тому +13

      The ghost in the basement/attic piece was good. The rest of the material just didn't 'pack a punch' with the delivery. He's still one of the best. Bill is like a combination of Denis Leary and Lewis Black.👍

    • @cartman42069
      @cartman42069 6 років тому +13

      Bill Burr pitched The Purge

    • @johnmoney6229
      @johnmoney6229 6 років тому +6

      Raymond C Bill Burr gives no shits.

  • @jaywinner328
    @jaywinner328 2 роки тому +128

    The balls on this guy, going to Canada and opening with American politics.

    • @Shmoove
      @Shmoove 2 роки тому +5

      seriously, people saying the audience sucks but his set just wasn't relevant.

    • @TNM001
      @TNM001 Рік тому

      also, this set is well known...so old american politics...thats just lazy

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 9 місяців тому

      @@TNM001 It's over 5 years old, it was relevant at the time 😑.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Shmoove It was in Montreal. It's all stuff we hear about on the radio or on tv. In terms of information, we've got some of the best sources in the world, as objective and as diverse as humanly possible, unlike in the US 💀…

  • @davidpoole3945
    @davidpoole3945 4 роки тому +3778

    I love that look on Bill's face when the crowd doesn't laugh. The look where he's thinking, Ok these people don't get it, so I'm going to give them that much more! He never softens his comedy just to get a laugh.

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 роки тому +50

      David Poole I LOVE it. He just keeps going until he basically convinces them to chill the fuck out and agree with him LMAOOOO

    • @ZawaOnYoutube
      @ZawaOnYoutube 4 роки тому +17

      Canadians are sensitive, it shouldn't be that surprising

    • @cameronleb6508
      @cameronleb6508 4 роки тому +9

      Zawa Games what are you talking about?😂 Americans are the sensitive ones

    • @ZawaOnYoutube
      @ZawaOnYoutube 4 роки тому +8

      Canadians are notoriously huge pussies, but okay

    • @osoufmiller5499
      @osoufmiller5499 4 роки тому

      Zawa Games ever see hockey bruv your football players wouldn’t stand a chance anyone can run throw or catch a ball

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 5 років тому +8691

    I look forward to when Bill is 70 years old. He's almost got no filter left at all. By then, it will be shredded down to nothing. Brutally and refreshingly honest.

    • @ChiefVizier
      @ChiefVizier 5 років тому +113

      Try his Monday morning podcast. It's free and amazing

    • @alwaysbeclosing5797
      @alwaysbeclosing5797 5 років тому +164

      Yep, just like Carlin. He got way better as he got older. 1992s New York special was when he hit his stride. His gray hair was in and he was letting 'em have it.

    • @soldierforchrist2017
      @soldierforchrist2017 5 років тому +136

      He's actually become a little neutered since he got married. Bill used to be pure savage. He's more PC these days. His cup of white guilt has over flowed as well. I want old Bill Burr back.

    • @alwaysbeclosing5797
      @alwaysbeclosing5797 5 років тому +48

      @@soldierforchrist2017: Wife and daughter, double-dose of broads in the house. I hadn't kept up that much on him recently but I got that impression he might be settling down a little now with age. I hope he'll come back even spicier and more pungent than ever. As long as he dont transform into Don Rickles in the next 10-20 yrs 😏

    • @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز
      @قناةأصواتالطبيعة-س8ز 5 років тому +3

      Holly shit!!! hope he make it!!

  • @KillFeed669
    @KillFeed669 4 роки тому +41

    The smirk on his face at 5:05 knowing how uncomfortable he’s making people but he simply does not give a fuck. Absolutely beautiful.

  • @starkdies1853
    @starkdies1853 5 років тому +1838

    Bill is slowly turning into Red Foreman

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 5 років тому +11

      stark dies yes!!

    • @thedudeabides3294
      @thedudeabides3294 5 років тому +23

      Slowly? ☺

    • @A1exS8
      @A1exS8 5 років тому +3

      right!!!

    • @imjustaguy8232
      @imjustaguy8232 5 років тому +57

      "You're about to get a foot in your ass"

    • @RalphJr-xp3hp
      @RalphJr-xp3hp 5 років тому +14

      stark dies Goddamn 😳😂😂😂. You are so right about that. He’s just one “You’re going to get a foot right up your ass” saying and then he will officially become Red Foreman.

  • @loveherstuff
    @loveherstuff 5 років тому +4109

    Tough crowd, classic Bill Burr was killing it lol. Think they took his jokes too seriously. 😂😂

    • @Zamoksva
      @Zamoksva 4 роки тому +183

      I was in that cround few years ago, people laughed, its just that political comedy isnt really our thing and we had no idea about half the people he was naming. Imagine a canadian stand up comedian going in California name dropping canadian politician. It wouldnt be that funny

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 4 роки тому +6

      His jokes we're about serious subjects

    • @lou-jaybono9395
      @lou-jaybono9395 4 роки тому +47

      @Anna Mozatee We kinda know the big lines, but people in Quebec mostly don't care about US politics.

    • @logandutka9256
      @logandutka9256 4 роки тому +18

      Lou-Jay Bono people in Quebec barely care about Canadian politics /s

    • @Zamoksva
      @Zamoksva 4 роки тому +1

      Anna Mozatee To be honest i have no idea who they are i just know i have heard their name before but i dont even know what they do in life or anything about them. Not everyone cares about US and definitely not people in Québec. Thats just how it is

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 4 роки тому +808

    If he wasn't a comedian he'd be leading a revolution. Maybe in a parallel universe.

    • @randalhighben586
      @randalhighben586 4 роки тому +22

      I can see him being the next George Carlin

    • @davidalexander9240
      @davidalexander9240 4 роки тому +15

      He’s be supreme dictator of the free world

    • @empyerful
      @empyerful 4 роки тому +4

      Dude that is a movie I would want to see or better yet live!

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 4 роки тому +10

      Javisst. Bill Burr for President. He is a better choice than the two bozos on the 2020 ticket.

    • @stvbrsn
      @stvbrsn 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, a parallel universe called “5 years from now.”

  • @theov5212
    @theov5212 5 років тому +829

    Bill is the best comedian alive today. No hesitation. Never holds back. Says what is needed to be said. And he's always spot on.

    • @T25de
      @T25de 5 років тому +7

      Norm Macdonald for my dollar

    • @skatkat5029
      @skatkat5029 5 років тому +22

      Dave Chappelle

    • @T25de
      @T25de 5 років тому

      Who is Dave Chappell?

    • @benosaro9331
      @benosaro9331 5 років тому +6

      @@skatkat5029 exactly what I thought😂

    • @al-jo
      @al-jo 4 роки тому +2

      He is the mirror of society we all need

  • @joewakeford
    @joewakeford 6 років тому +1207

    "It's kinda early to be trimming the hedges?" 😂

    • @dantaylor7344
      @dantaylor7344 6 років тому +6

      Gold pure solid gold!

    • @wrestlemania7ven
      @wrestlemania7ven 5 років тому +5

      Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder! Bill just keeps dropping gems.

    • @starman_217
      @starman_217 5 років тому +2

      Read this as he said it, made it even better

    • @michaelaldersley6503
      @michaelaldersley6503 2 роки тому +1

      Muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh

  • @shanetography
    @shanetography 3 роки тому +42

    "I'm staying in a hotel, everybody" is the best segue I've ever heard

  • @Cluez31
    @Cluez31 5 років тому +1616

    One of the funniest sets , crowd is scared to laugh...

    • @JohnDoe-gn4xj
      @JohnDoe-gn4xj 5 років тому +57

      Because theyre sitting next to their gf's wives etc lol

    • @mattmeade983
      @mattmeade983 5 років тому +36

      Just for laughs crowds are all crap...

    • @lovelyrat33
      @lovelyrat33 5 років тому +26

      American politics jokes in canada. Nobody cares

    • @billykhoabillykhoa7844
      @billykhoabillykhoa7844 4 роки тому +6

      Personally i think this was not his best delivery of this specific bit though.

    • @Labneh9102
      @Labneh9102 4 роки тому +7

      idk man, the takes on the first ladies was true that they're unqualified, but the whole thing about telling them to shut up is a bad take.

  • @cindymananzalamartinez6679
    @cindymananzalamartinez6679 5 років тому +2884

    Bill has the anger of a 70-year-old Red Foreman.

    • @theredninja2817
      @theredninja2817 5 років тому +1

      @Josip yesssss

    • @LVOskarliNE
      @LVOskarliNE 5 років тому +4

      @_ NEGAN _ actually 2 stolen comments combined. WOW

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 5 років тому +10

      “My foot in your ass!” 🤣

    • @BAB2K11
      @BAB2K11 5 років тому +10

      🗣️ Dumbass!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +11

      And looks like him too.

  • @Ortona-43
    @Ortona-43 4 роки тому +112

    The fact that bill was still able to pull this off in front of a Canadian audience is pretty impressive

  • @leon6kennedy
    @leon6kennedy 5 років тому +797

    That was a smooth transition from first ladies to hotels : )

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 5 років тому +2

      Lol ikr?

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil 5 років тому +4

      I thought for a moment he was comparing the crowd to a hotel silence, or something... lol

    • @jameshightower8875
      @jameshightower8875 5 років тому +7

      Is that sarcastic? Was awkward to me

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil 5 років тому +37

      @@jameshightower8875 it was. Bill saw that the crowd is boring AF and dead inside.

    • @ObservationalRhetoric
      @ObservationalRhetoric 5 років тому +1

      JGui Bingo🎯

  • @58O08
    @58O08 6 років тому +8216

    anti PC jokes. Have to give this man credit for never caving in to the public pressure.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 років тому +24

      Factually incorrect jokes aren't genius or worthy of praise at all

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 6 років тому +207

      .. and according to some liberals, he's a right winger. I guess that's how someone is perceived when s/he jabs both "sides".

    • @fiction0711
      @fiction0711 6 років тому +105

      What's factually incorrect there though?

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 років тому +6

      @fiction0711
      All of it

    • @rubenruiz8409
      @rubenruiz8409 6 років тому +11

      I think it's less about the public pressure and more about the jokes not being that funny.

  • @jessicae33
    @jessicae33 4 роки тому +100

    I LOVE IT. So controversial yet speaking the truth with humor. He’s a G.O.A.T

  • @dani.phantm
    @dani.phantm 5 років тому +657

    I love Bill's comedy because he doesn't even require the audience to laugh, he just says his shit anyway.

    • @thegiliclub
      @thegiliclub 3 роки тому +4

      I mean what else is he going to do leave?

  • @bluchocolate123
    @bluchocolate123 5 років тому +742

    "Slit the right throats"
    Didn't know bill was so revolutionary.

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr 4 роки тому +15

      He didn't mean that as right\left

    • @MonteyCarlo92081
      @MonteyCarlo92081 4 роки тому +13

      I've been a podcast fan of his for a long time, the dude is intense but at the same time smart in a twisted REAL life kind of way

    • @DANTHETUBEMAN
      @DANTHETUBEMAN 4 роки тому +3

      Or truthfull

    • @ghr501able
      @ghr501able 4 роки тому +2

      @@MonteyCarlo92081 can you share which ones if you remember any by memory

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 3 роки тому +2

      @@BobBob-we3wr ... so you're saying that murdering capitalists (bankers) isn't some radical left schtick ?
      Maybe he's right wing on other issues, or neutral, but not on that.

  • @TheJazzJackRabbit
    @TheJazzJackRabbit 2 роки тому +8

    “Should Tom Brady’s wife be the next quarterback of the Rams?”
    Possibly Bill’s most underrated joke

  • @vinnys1108
    @vinnys1108 6 років тому +4981

    Great set. Awful crowd.

    • @bigdickmcgee3293
      @bigdickmcgee3293 5 років тому +64

      MGTOW Radio absolutely. They pay to see him knowing what content they’re going to hear. But for you, somehow, they are all pussified pc snowflakes. If they had a problem with the jokes they wouldn’t have fucking been there.

    • @vexillethepretzel9086
      @vexillethepretzel9086 5 років тому +42

      Yeah these days crowds are little cupcake people. Jokes these days have to be 30% humor and 70% intelligent. People don't have a sense of humor no more. Why cause it's the cute thing to do. Everyone is too busy trying to impress eachother they forgot how to laugh. This world is becoming very miserable and mundane. And for some reason it's considered cute. I mean hell, this is why i don't fuck with people. I stay to myself and get silly alone. Fuck people. I'll have a good time by myself. And all these intellectual norms always ask me why you always talk to yourself and suddenly laugh out of nowhere? Well i talk to myself because all you people are miserable shits. And did it ever occur to you that i just might be thinking of something funny? Got damn these fucking people!
      Feel better now. Just got out a little steam there. Rant complete...

    • @Melethrion
      @Melethrion 5 років тому +17

      i will never really get why you americans think that the lone circumstance of not being laughing at literally _everything_ is actually a bad thing. why should i laugh at nonsense? to perpetuate false presumptions? that's the straight pathway to sheer ignorance. but well... on the other hand, that explains much... :P

    • @ty63t0
      @ty63t0 5 років тому +62

      @@Melethrion Do you realize you just commented that you shouldn't laugh under a stand up comedy video? And your statement "you americans" is so painfully presumptuous, yet you claim you don't wanna seem like that kinda person... Just goes to show that "you europeans" aren't half as clever as you think you are

    • @hernanhironymus
      @hernanhironymus 5 років тому +2

      @@vexillethepretzel9086 Literally me too dude

  • @Jackaroo.
    @Jackaroo. 5 років тому +634

    Bill Burr saying the realest shit I've heard in a long time.

  • @lisafranklin9089
    @lisafranklin9089 3 роки тому +28

    Wow. I literally haven't laughed this hard in months. Good stuff right here.

  • @yotday
    @yotday 6 років тому +375

    The seriousness in his voice when asking if you think a woman being president is going to affect anything is great lol. It's makes it seem like he's really asking that question to gauge the intelligence level of the crowd.

    • @elijahbone6401
      @elijahbone6401 5 років тому +17

      Exactly why he switched topics

    • @dupadupadoo69
      @dupadupadoo69 5 років тому +12

      @@elijahbone6401 he's also in Canada and odds are most ppl there don't care about American politics

  • @ohheydarciemae1121
    @ohheydarciemae1121 5 років тому +285

    I love how he starts by shitting on the crowd hahahaha God, I love him

  • @boe9917
    @boe9917 3 роки тому +9

    “It’s a little early to be.. cuttin the hedges” 😂😂😂😂

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 5 років тому +241

    @ 4:40
    "Not just random throats! The right throats!"
    I found Bill's campaign slogan

  • @vascodegama5829
    @vascodegama5829 6 років тому +3836

    I see Bill Burr I click

  • @rollingthunder5944
    @rollingthunder5944 3 роки тому +37

    I love how uncomfortable the audience is❤😂🤣

  • @miltonmills6184
    @miltonmills6184 5 років тому +138

    When he grabbed the mic stand and rocked the mic holder up and down sayin thats how bush kept his wife in line. priceless.

    • @Rickard53
      @Rickard53 5 років тому +1

      That part KILLED me 😂😂

  • @Jay_Dub22
    @Jay_Dub22 6 років тому +151

    I love finding random bits from Bill i've never heard before

    • @SuburbanTrash
      @SuburbanTrash 5 років тому +1

      Same the motel bits murdered me

  • @Pango5697
    @Pango5697 Рік тому +4

    Burr the Legend. No holds barred. Respect!😂

  • @SC-ox9lm
    @SC-ox9lm 5 років тому +152

    “You’re gonna nod that head” 😂😂😂😂

    • @metri0n
      @metri0n 3 роки тому +1

      I seriously just lost it just now seeing that LOL

  • @seanbaugh3239
    @seanbaugh3239 6 років тому +220

    One of the funniest comedians out there. He's got free speech and he ain't afraid to use it.
    *"NUFF SAID"*

    • @shortstopanimations6143
      @shortstopanimations6143 5 років тому

      Sean Baugh we all have free speech down here I think he United States of America. You commie basterd

  • @tonyd7471
    @tonyd7471 Рік тому +1

    love scrollin thru bill burr sets on youtube! He knows he bombed with this crowd, but he still is great to watch and even his bombs are best than most!!

  • @L2L2L2-2
    @L2L2L2-2 5 років тому +636

    Bills face when he talks about slitting throats and taking people out with a rifle... respect

    • @edgdeal76
      @edgdeal76 5 років тому +5

      Fuck yes

    • @CrippleTron_
      @CrippleTron_ 5 років тому +18

      It was way to real for everyone

    • @WOLFGANG634
      @WOLFGANG634 5 років тому +10

      It’s the fucking truth though 😂😂👌

    • @23319461
      @23319461 5 років тому +2

      bill you really don't give a shit for all those pfuckingc retards yeah up a tree ,the crowd was shitting themselves with fear

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 3 роки тому +2

      @@23319461 he’s talking about bankers, not some kid with pink hair and a can of paint

  • @ramesnashat1
    @ramesnashat1 6 років тому +649

    OMG he's way above and beyond everybody else

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 6 років тому +7

      Ramez Nashat calm down there buddy. There's other comedians that could go toe to toe with burr. Don't get me wrong he's one of the best and will go down a legend in the comedy world but there's other guys that are just as good

    • @KletoReese
      @KletoReese 6 років тому +1

      Ramez Nashat you are right! They are all sheep still asleep

    • @Flantomas
      @Flantomas 6 років тому +2

      hahahaha, no way, he will be remembered by other comedians, as "that very talented B-class comic, who couldnt make it big". Louie was leaps and bounds more antiPC than him, and made it big, so did Chappelle, Murphy... hell, even Gervais, and he is reasonably new to the stand up scene.
      Bill is good, just not top tier good.

    • @youssefrochdi1994
      @youssefrochdi1994 5 років тому +1

      @@Flantomas why the fuck are you trolling comments and trashing him like that?

    • @georgekurioreilly4857
      @georgekurioreilly4857 5 років тому +1

      @@Flantomas it's not always about making it big, though burr is definitely big

  • @Nostalgia_Addict
    @Nostalgia_Addict 3 роки тому +2

    That transition though 😂 "I am staying in a hotel, everybody"

  • @robf4639
    @robf4639 6 років тому +3311

    horrible crowd

    • @Hawkeye19821
      @Hawkeye19821 6 років тому +89

      Rob Fiore It's the same for all of the just for laughs crowds. Canada is a horrible place for crowds

    • @dnd6379
      @dnd6379 6 років тому +23

      Maybe those crowds are a horrible place for canada.

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 6 років тому +34

      This bit was kinda bad. Logical fallacies and false equivalencies. Usually, love Bill Burr though, but this was weak.

    • @MrBordal
      @MrBordal 6 років тому +32

      Hawkeye 1982 Well, Bill spent a lot of time ranting on US Presidents, wich Canadians doesn't care about. General topics like hotels and ghosts are a bit more relateble.

    • @Bass_Sick
      @Bass_Sick 6 років тому +41

      Even B-Man no its not that, it's the whole pc thing, the liked it when he said ' Hillary is going to be president ' but they didn't like the killing jokes and the women should keep quiet jokes, it has nothing to do with talking about American president and more the fact that the country is more left leaning

  • @jayymiller4193
    @jayymiller4193 5 років тому +671

    Bill burr just explained to me the difference between hotels and motels.

    • @scottschink4826
      @scottschink4826 4 роки тому +7

      Me too

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 роки тому +6

      The emotions involved are dead on too.

    • @genevieverenaud2537
      @genevieverenaud2537 3 роки тому +8

      Yep. I'm glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about axe murderers and serial killers in the most unconventional of places lol

    • @jmab721
      @jmab721 3 роки тому +1

      Ah, americans.

    • @jodihargreaves3784
      @jodihargreaves3784 2 роки тому +1

      @Matthew Boyce bit more of a difference than that 😊

  • @jago7349
    @jago7349 4 роки тому +8

    Bill went full psycho mode on this one. Loved it😂

  • @startervisions
    @startervisions 6 років тому +842

    George Carlin would dig this.

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 6 років тому +8

      No he wouldn't. I love BB but it's been diminishing returns ever since he took on this ultra-contrarian, paranoid conspiracy theorist bent to his act. It used to just be an aspect of what he did, now it's his M.O. Carlin seemed genuinely anti-establishment. Billy just seems to be trying to stave off boredom, imo...

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 6 років тому +14

      Yes he would. Pretty much everyone knows his "the game is rigged my friends."

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 6 років тому +3

      Yeah, yeah yeah I know it too. How does that bit relate to this anti-PC rant though? Bill Burr is an all-time great, but he took a risk here and it didn't work. No biggie. And blaming the crowd like some of these other posters are is weak. On the Night of Too Many Stars you heard groans from that crowd, but Bill's jokes (and the set) for that were classic. This, not so much...

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 6 років тому

      MiSTaH bOmBAsTiK .... It doesn't have to relate to think George Carlin would like it. Carlin's earlier stuff certainly doesn't classify as "anti-establishment" and neither do his later shows if you watch a whole show. Enough to be a little contrarian to think Carlin would get a kick out of it.

    • @rahmiaksu
      @rahmiaksu 6 років тому +3

      Carlin didn't get his real voice until way into his career, if you cared to watch his earlier material. It takes time to get to a place where you no longer aim to please but just do what you want to do. Maybe Bill Burr got there and you don't like what he likes

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 6 років тому +644

    Bill should've done a "Philly " on them :D

  • @jordankiskaden6139
    @jordankiskaden6139 2 роки тому +4

    When Bill started speaking about “taking out people, the right people”… people couldn’t handle it, so he switched to talking about motels.. but tbh he’s speaking the truth but people don’t want to hear that, so he just leaves bread crumbs of info that people need to hear throughout his specials

  • @richbrazee5054
    @richbrazee5054 5 років тому +54

    Bill is the greatest. He is so intelligent and logical that his brutal honesty goes way over some people's heads. It's almost like he's telling people the solution, hiding it in jokes, and hoping someone makes a move

  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi5103 6 років тому +121

    old billy mustard balls cracking me up at the first joke

  • @lonniepee9804
    @lonniepee9804 2 роки тому +4

    I could never go to a live Bill Burr performance. It would hurt too much. He's the FUNNIEST sommich. Just love 'im.

  • @LordsofMedia
    @LordsofMedia 5 років тому +3914

    Sucks when I'm listening to a comedian's podcast and his wife, Who ISN'T A COMEDIAN, comes over to chime in.

    • @eYeTrIcK77
      @eYeTrIcK77 5 років тому +181

      THISSSSSSSS~! LOL, so true.

    • @ghost245353
      @ghost245353 5 років тому +209

      I see what you did ;)

    • @camcommerford2420
      @camcommerford2420 5 років тому +240

      I fine with Nia but fucking hilarious

    • @MiguelDLewis
      @MiguelDLewis 5 років тому +36

      She’s still hot tho ;)

    • @Purple_911
      @Purple_911 5 років тому +102

      I cant stand her

  • @johnsreactions6658
    @johnsreactions6658 6 років тому +242

    Seems like when he’s bald that’s when his stand up is the angriest

  • @docfinnmantynen6009
    @docfinnmantynen6009 2 роки тому +6

    Seen this atleast 30-40 times and it always makes me laugh.

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 5 років тому +130

    Not just random throats! The right throats! I’m staying at a hotel everybody.

  • @loganmurray5643
    @loganmurray5643 5 років тому +182

    I love this clip in 2019. "It doesn't matter, she's still gonna win."

    • @turdferg9703
      @turdferg9703 5 років тому +21

      Haha glad that didn't happen

    • @jhand294
      @jhand294 5 років тому +13

      Trump 2020

    • @Ellis_Dee25
      @Ellis_Dee25 5 років тому +6

      Chad Clough
      Trump declined the salary.

    • @fernie51296
      @fernie51296 5 років тому

      Still not much of a difference either way. But conservatives are convinced this guy is the one! And the next democratic president all the liberals will be convinced. And we will just continue this horrible cycle of nothing meaningful actually changing.

    • @fernie51296
      @fernie51296 5 років тому +4

      Justin Centers what has Trump accomplished? And don’t say the economy because we have been in an expansion for the past decade. Job growth is mostly in part time and contracting which it has been since Obama. Swing states are still suffering from lost of manufacturing jobs, racial divide is worse than ever, income inequality has increased non-stop, people are still dying due to inadequate healthcare, our prisons are over crowded, gun violence is non stop, Nazis actually think they have a place in this world, we have done nothing about climate change, and the trade wars have proven completely ineffective. I’m not saying he is the worst president ever, but he has accomplished nothing.
      He did give a massive tax cut to the rich. Although many presidents have accomplished that, Democrat and Republican.

  • @crimsonknight5575
    @crimsonknight5575 2 роки тому +4

    brutally honest and funny while at it; a true legend.

  • @kezzrk1869
    @kezzrk1869 5 років тому +1387

    How does Just for Laughs exist. Their audiences clearly don’t enjoy comedy.

    • @tockicohi7703
      @tockicohi7703 4 роки тому +81

      Maybe the sound guy is on point. Is keeping the crowd noise suppressed , Bc I hear them laughing. Its just thst Billy is louder - And I appreciate it. Not to deny, there are times when they are scared to laugh - You have a point as well.

    • @WarOnHorror
      @WarOnHorror 4 роки тому +29

      too many gov't employees in the audience, cant risk being seen laughing at billys jokes

    • @svsproductions1
      @svsproductions1 4 роки тому +19

      I heard them laughing at every joke other than when he said to jump the fence and slit rich peoples throats. The way he delivered it wasnt quite right. But other than that theyre all laughing their asses off. Maybe your audio isnt working right

    • @n3v3rg01ngback
      @n3v3rg01ngback 4 роки тому +6

      Kezzrk To be fair, they don’t have microphones.

    • @somanytakennames
      @somanytakennames 4 роки тому +8

      Or they just weren't a fan of this particular kind of comedy? I like Bill Burr but this idea that people who don't laugh at this type of humour should be criticised is starting to get boring.

  • @ambrose_mensch
    @ambrose_mensch 5 років тому +18

    He’s obviously a genius, but sometimes I forget how his physical grace enhances the whole thing, because I tend to listen to him-even on UA-cam- with headphones only.

    • @kdogg6781
      @kdogg6781 3 роки тому +2

      def gotta see his mannerisms to get the full effect..

  • @thisisme5487
    @thisisme5487 4 роки тому +1

    The amount of times I had to pause this video to take enough time to fully appreciate the humor that has been laid upon me

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 4 роки тому +71

    " kind of early to be trimming hedges " . This guy is killing me.

  • @itellyouforfree7238
    @itellyouforfree7238 2 роки тому +2

    0:30 LOL he demolished that hustler! XD

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 5 років тому +169

    As someone who works the overnight front desk shift at a hotel I take issue with his joke.
    You would never hear my screams from the lobby.

    • @KnickKnackPaddyWack32
      @KnickKnackPaddyWack32 5 років тому +7

      Thats because you would be enjoying your time of death . You wortheless piece of shit

    • @martinmccomb5462
      @martinmccomb5462 5 років тому

      That's because they would be coming from outside while you were running away as fast as ur girly legs could take you LOL

    • @gossamer999
      @gossamer999 5 років тому +3

      Lol its because the lobby is soundproofed af for weekend wedding parties. clearly yall know nothing about the hotel industry.
      Lol

    • @martinmccomb5462
      @martinmccomb5462 5 років тому +1

      @@gossamer999 No, no. I was just fckn with you. If you are not licensed and trained to handle a weapon, you should attempt to do what you can to escape from the scene and contact the proper authorities. I apologize for saying girly legs and all. Hope you have a good day.

    • @gossamer999
      @gossamer999 5 років тому +1

      @@martinmccomb5462 I will choose to take girly legs as a compliment and agree with escape. Luckily I know all the best escape routes! :D

  • @bloodsweattones
    @bloodsweattones 6 років тому +10

    He kills me every time! My stomach hurts so much. All this laughing..... He is so talented and good. And the timing. Thank you Bill!

  • @broaction8887
    @broaction8887 2 роки тому +2

    Your gonna nod "Your gonna Nod that Head" lol 🤣

  • @wingman-1977
    @wingman-1977 4 роки тому +31

    His revving up the chainsaw noise killed me.

  • @DirtyMikeACTUAL13
    @DirtyMikeACTUAL13 5 років тому +50

    Funniest line:
    “she’s still gonna win”

  • @C-Smith-87
    @C-Smith-87 3 роки тому +1

    Ive never really thought of it before but he is spot o n with the forstblady bit about them with the plumber analogy lmao

  • @hiji221
    @hiji221 5 років тому +47

    You can tell bill loves these type of crowds when that don’t give him anything. He loves the silence and awkwardness of it

  • @ameenmk4095
    @ameenmk4095 4 роки тому +27

    You can tell he wasn't as comfortable as he usually is, but that didn't stop the man. He is such a legend.
    "This is my genre and it's wonderful. Every opinion that ever exists can be and is expressed in my genre."

  • @mrnessss
    @mrnessss Рік тому +10

    I really love how Bill always puts himself way out on a limb and then fights to find his way back. It's like watching a speeding train try to stay on the track.

  • @anthonydontoh5383
    @anthonydontoh5383 5 років тому +4

    Bill Burr always speaks the truth..he says it so frankly that it just passes for comedy. He's as real as it gets

  • @skepticmonkey6923
    @skepticmonkey6923 4 роки тому +247

    Jesus, what is wrong with that crowd.

    • @503945158
      @503945158 4 роки тому +8

      You don't have to wooo wooo to everything. It's fine. They get the jokes.

    • @skepticmonkey6923
      @skepticmonkey6923 4 роки тому +20

      @@503945158 Idk what "wooo wooo"ing is, they're not laughing dude.

    • @skepticmonkey6923
      @skepticmonkey6923 4 роки тому +32

      @@annoyanceking Dude, im from Europe and i still laughed. Its just a shit crowd.

    • @kingofallworlds
      @kingofallworlds 4 роки тому +7

      look at the Just For Laughs videos, you can see that they are the most dead crowd for every single comedian that comes on. canadians are just too uptight

    • @lou-jaybono9395
      @lou-jaybono9395 4 роки тому +6

      @@kingofallworlds This crowd didn't come to see Bill Burr specifically. People that go to the Just for Laughs festival are mostly boomers.
      I went to see his own show in Montreal 2 years ago and the building was imploding. We have high demand for non PC humor.

  • @RebelInTheF.D.G
    @RebelInTheF.D.G 24 дні тому

    "Best you could do is maybe make a weird noise. 'Ffff_'"
    Lays me out every time. Probably my second favorite bit from him, with helicopter tours being the first.

  • @Tagenarine1987
    @Tagenarine1987 5 років тому +16

    "Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder" LMFAO

  • @matthewramirez2484
    @matthewramirez2484 5 років тому +8

    Bill burr is special we must protect him at all costs , my bruddahs who's with me

    • @mfg5971
      @mfg5971 5 років тому +1

      I am with you , lets start the church of burr

  • @justinwatson6932
    @justinwatson6932 4 роки тому +2

    "can understand you" I couldn't stop laughing for some reason, what a comedy legend!

  • @jackandthepals1372
    @jackandthepals1372 5 років тому +6

    Everytime I wake up out of the wrong side of the bed I put bill burr on even if I've heard the jokes hundreds of times it still makes me happy for the rest of the day

  • @teresasawyer2507
    @teresasawyer2507 6 років тому +14

    I can't get enough of Bill he is definitely my all time favourite he holds nothing bk and makes no apologies love u Bill

  • @Blessedchanel
    @Blessedchanel 4 роки тому +2

    Almost went into labor from laughing at my doctor appointment 🤣🤣🤣 ceiling floor ceiling floor lmaooo

  • @comedymike7010
    @comedymike7010 6 років тому +88

    one of the best comedians today, great to see some of his fresh material.

    • @TruthAndReconciliation
      @TruthAndReconciliation 6 років тому +3

      ComedyMike I agree, but this isn't new material. Ateast I'm positive I've heard the first lady bit before, but it was more developed

    • @nopeteys2424
      @nopeteys2424 6 років тому

      definetly was not new material hes talking about Hilary Clinton running for president

    • @comedymike7010
      @comedymike7010 6 років тому

      I haven't heard the ghost bit though maybe I missed it I thought that was new

    • @milwaukeebrewers6337
      @milwaukeebrewers6337 6 років тому

      This isn't fresh material.. ur full of shit for making a false statement.

    • @retsamcm
      @retsamcm 5 років тому

      Do any of you read the description?

  • @josephsherman5288
    @josephsherman5288 5 років тому +10

    You can tell Bill was really putting himself out on a wire talking about real change. He was nervous as hell stuttering and mumbling some words. But he's putting the message out there. Keep it up bud, we all gotta die sometime.

  • @Pachi4026
    @Pachi4026 Рік тому +1

    The crown was not ready for this much truth and comedy

  • @dizzeerocka1324
    @dizzeerocka1324 5 років тому +15

    @Billburr is like the Eminem of Comedy, I mean he can get anything going with his craft, and it"ll be a Master piece.

  • @bermudaguy1
    @bermudaguy1 6 років тому +411

    Tough crowd.

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 6 років тому +30

      bermudaguy1 honestly with bill though (make note he is very funny and one of my favorite comedians) he can go a little to hard for the crowd. I think his best version of this joke is when he “extends an olive branch” and says that the first first husband should also shut the fuck up. Sometimes it’s all about giving the crowd what they want.

    • @TruthAndReconciliation
      @TruthAndReconciliation 6 років тому +7

      SirJester200 i don't even think that's sacrificing very much, it's pretty integral to the joke that he's not discriminating

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 6 років тому +3

      Melt it’s not at all clear that he isn’t. When talking to the crowd you have to be as clear as possible or it may come off as something else. When it’s not clear the crowd WILL tense up and get uncomfortable.

    • @TruthAndReconciliation
      @TruthAndReconciliation 6 років тому +5

      SirJester200 no I was agreeing with you. Burr doesn't sacrifice much of the punch line (rather adds to it) when he extends said olive branch and shows it goes both ways. I'm not easily offendable but I've heard the joke before and it was a bit rough here

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 6 років тому +1

      Melt oh my bad I thought u meant this version not the one I meantioned. Friendly fire I guess. But yea it really isn’t much and I don’t know why he left it out of this one.

  • @e4conveniencestoree4conven87
    @e4conveniencestoree4conven87 3 роки тому +1

    This man is a Legend!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MetallicaRocksss
    @MetallicaRocksss 6 років тому +382

    Never clicked on a youtube video faster in my life

  • @SlugSage
    @SlugSage 5 років тому +94

    *I'm staying in a hotel everybody*

  • @willbearheart7919
    @willbearheart7919 4 роки тому +2

    "There's a guy on the other side of the wall starting a chainsaw" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tiffany4628
    @tiffany4628 5 років тому +33

    2 minutes in and this guy is making me laugh nonstop.🤣🤣
    Brilliant.

  • @h20delorian
    @h20delorian 5 років тому +36

    I love bill burr. I hope I get to see him live some day. Great show

    • @mafistowaltz4857
      @mafistowaltz4857 4 роки тому +1

      I got to see him once so far but believe me.
      If he ever comes back to my area... im there!!!

  • @kennymos9007
    @kennymos9007 2 роки тому +1

    "I was just lacing it in there" gets me every time.

  • @Komodokhan148
    @Komodokhan148 5 років тому +16

    Bill Burr is by far the best comedian of all time.

  • @ДавидТкешелашвили-о6х

    Audience sucks! Bill is great and always with smart jokes.

  • @tatertotter25
    @tatertotter25 3 роки тому

    is nobody else just crying laughing at his impression of "maybe making a weird noise FFFFFFFHHHHH" at 6:45 lmao i swear to god this man is a different breed

  • @rytis6038
    @rytis6038 5 років тому +53

    Gotta give it up to the BUshes they had their woman in line
    This is gold :D

    • @waynemiller6070
      @waynemiller6070 5 років тому +5

      When he grabs the mic clip and starts making it nod like he's talking to the wife... Fucking brilliant!

  • @ZaynoonSunaa
    @ZaynoonSunaa 6 років тому +254

    does anyone remember when michelle obama went on oscars to remind everyone to drink water! ... yes water , the first lady interrupts the oscars just to tell 2 billion people to drink frkn water ... lool

    • @Flantomas
      @Flantomas 6 років тому +33

      Because people drink soda instead of water, and end up having a shitty life and dying at 60, after spending their last 10 years touring hospitals.

    • @Flantomas
      @Flantomas 6 років тому +10

      If you eat garbage since a kid, havent run a single day in your adult life, etc. then yeah, 60 years old looks grim and you can die at any minute. But theres a lot of people doing fine at 60... and its not the guys that weighted 300kg. when they were 40.

    •  6 років тому +3

      Even the water is contaminated in america

    • @thomas3bulus
      @thomas3bulus 6 років тому +8

      And you think that people don’t know? I would say that the problem is their own ignorance and lack of self control, rather than lack of information. Michelle Obama could hardly change that with a fucking speech. Those who choose to eat garbage despite all publicly available sources of information and studies on healthy nutrition will have to bear the consequence one day. It’s not like someone forces them to eat that shit and hides all the healthy food from them. Obama’s effort was a plain old fucking stupid theatre with no reason behind it.

    • @kelvinwuite6482
      @kelvinwuite6482 5 років тому +4

      Stil is very good advice🥇