Why You Wouldn't Survive The Green Inferno
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2020
- These people who just got flung out of the plane and died on impact, are the lucky ones. Trying to survive being kidnapped by head-hunting tribes in the middle amazon rainforest, do you think you could survive? Not a chance.
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I would easily survive because I would never join an activist group in the first place
Based
Bruh i may sound triggered but seeing you in the comment section in most of the videos i watch makes me irritated for some reason.
why don't you have a mustache?
Agree
gg
I would survive by:
1. Doing very quick google searches on the tribe
2. Realizing they are cannibals
3. Not going
YEP
realize there's natural resources to be gained, colonize, stonks
Where's the fun in that?
Randel not being eaten alive>fun
Nah imma brought a full army armed with guns and all of them being a russian combat wise and killing all of them because they're canniblism.
Fun Fact: An actual Amazon tribe (who were very nice and friendly) played the cannibal tribe in the movie. When the crew approached them to be in the movie, they realized the tribe had no idea what a movie was. To show them, Eli (the film's director) brought in a TV and played "Cannibal Holocaust", a movie similar to this one. The tribe liked it and thought it was a comedy. Some that signed up to be extras even ended up working as crew members. The villagers also really appreciated being in the movie.
You can say, it thankfully it worked out with everyone. Also what's the name of this tribe?
@@algireaux1364GOOGLE EXISTS FOR A REASON
@@algireaux1364 it might be the Callanayacu tribe unless that’s the name of them in the movie
The movie is blatantly racist in the way it depicts us Peruvians.
@@raissavivar8390it's not depicts normal peruvians , it's depicting isolated tribes with backwards, cruel religion/tribal practices
Fun fact did you know the tribe in the movie is a actual tribe in real life minus the person eating. The tribe actually thought it was funny that they were playing those characters.
Was there a translator? How else could they have understood the process of being actors in a film lmao
@@lt8400 I think they were hypnotized or sum'
@@lt8400they had to conceptualize what was going on in the movie and explain it
The idea of going to a foreign country in a vast forest to simply tie yourself to a tree is the most moronic thing to do
Heres something more moronic; due to differences in body immunities the activists would be killing every tribesman by bubonic plague, measles, basically anything actually. Someones entire group was going to die either way, I think I side with the indigenous people on this one, spreading the black death is worse than getting eaten alive/killed and cooked
@@sylviapuppysticker8664 Getting eaten alive is the worst way to die besides drowning.
@@neton2146 ye straight up I would rather be eaten alive
@@diobrando1491 why
Net On nah I think being burned alive is the worst way to go, not just by fire, acid, electricity. It freaks me out just thinking about it, even though you’d probably just suffocate on the fumes.
There are actually two ways to survive this movie:
1) Don't join a group of activists.
2) Be the camera-man.
3) Be ready to make some profits of using a flamethrower on live targets
4) Be Rambo
5. Bring Machine gun
7: Be big brain epic gamer
9; colonize the area and modernize the people
I love how every video of his is HOW to beat whatever happens in the movie but then this one is just “yeah you can’t beat this lmao”
Go woke
Go become a meal
facts😂
@@NikoCigoj??
While my parents were in line for tickets to see this, my dad was like “I can’t believe you’re dragging me to see ANOTHER horror movie.”
This guy in front of them that was also there with his wife was like “At least she’s not dragging you to see a rom-com.”
😂 thanks dude I needed a laugh today.
i think i prefer it at this time 😭
Ahahaha!
Women...
@@crypticobra6646Virgin lol
Sorry I can’t go protesting, Mum wouldn’t sign the permission slip.
OMG SAME GOES TO MEEE
HAHAHAHA “my mom said she’s just gonna check me out before lunch”
Y’all females actin like this shut was the funniest thing on the planet
I would've stayed in the hotel
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE LMFAOOOO 💀✌️
"wanna join an activist group"
"no"
*movie ends*
Lol
Sus
Amogus
@@naomiichan.mp4111 haha so funny😑
@@Calebkkk. u don't like Amogus?
@@naomiichan.mp4111 I like your pfp 😳
I think he survived not only because most of the warriors died fighting but maybe he also showed how he could easily overpower them and took the leadership role.
Thats probably why he looks black
Wait, the guy who teaches me to survive, says this is unsurvivable?
*We're truly lost now...*
Samantha couldn't die bc she's a virgin. That's the horror rule. Virgins never die
You mean justine
You my good friend have not seen Cabin in the Woods
@@leoestellar5232 she had the option not to die
I have eternal life:0
Justine*
they're taking their bodies apart like its legos
I know right😂😂
Big facts
BRUH
True fax
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Those darts...IM injections take 10-15 minutes to work so unless the tribe happened to hit you perfectly in a vein or artery, you'd have at least 10 minutes before losing consciousness, so the dude with the tracker would have had more than enough time to set it off. Also, after escaping the cage, even if they blow darted you right away, you'd have at least 10 mins to try and find somewhere to hide until you regained consciouness
Yeah man… it’s a movie. When someone is shot in real life they don’t flail there arms and drop dead instantly as well….
@@PeeBurps-gk7cu lol, yeah, people don't fall down when shot either like in the movies (unless it's like a shot in the brain or heart and you die instantly)
But just because something is a movie, doesn't mean they can just ignore any sort of realism any times it's inconvenient because that's just lazy writing
Why try to fact check a movie without researching at all. It doesn't take NEARLY as long as 10-15 minutes when your body is pumping adrenaline through you and your heart rate is going super fast. None of these people are calm and at rest, the toxin in the darts definitely is spreading way faster than normal.
@@PlayfulFruitLPer The toxic is being shot into a muscle here, not a vein. Heart rate doesn't make it work faster.
@@markalexander3659
NEver watch an action or horror or sci fi movie or an animated film. You’ll hate them.
What I love most about this movie is the fact that the tribe is actually a tribe and are really nice
I would easily survive because I'm built different
Oh okay......who cares you know this is on every vid on this channel
@@TKMMA_ but I'm the only one built different
@@DonceBeats maybe how would I know
@@TKMMA_I just told you so that's all the proof you need to know
@@DonceBeats okay
I would just say no because they can’t eat me without my consent
Tell that to the guys they take his eyes out to
JOHN JOHN yup absolutely nothing else to do lmao 😂
😂😂😂
@@omarr2x54 oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah
JOHN JOHN oh yea yea
Easiest way to survive something like this is to never put yourself in a position were it can happen. Don't go to the amazon without the right equipment, training, and a large group of people that also have equipment and training.
my first problem with the movie was the pilot lost control of the plane as soon as the engine spontaneously combusted.. even with no engine those planes can still maintain altitude for quite a while..
Also Elohendro being alive at the very end, trapped within the tribe, it was perfect.
everyone gangsta until its “Why You Wouldn’t Survive” and not “How To Survive”
lmao
underrated comment
agreed
lol
Lmafo
Honestly going to a distant country to protest isn’t exactly the smartest thing to do and that’s not my style so I’m safe
@@hkamensky2 nah protesting is fine but make sure you do it in a country where there are no crazy cannibals or a country where you won’t be killed by your government lol
@@hkamensky2 that’s true but sometimes protesting is the only way for your voice to be heard. I’d only do it if it was something I felt very strongly for.
@@zachconant7031 at the very least let your livelihood be on the line before you consider protesting.
@@alonzo_go I’m not advocating for that
tbh just dont go to college and theres no activist group
I'm dying laughing in how they managed to get the ENTIRE tribe go high on weed.
thank you for not blurring the important scenes
How to survive this:
*Learn more about the tribe*
*Don't be an idiot*
*Don't protest in the middle of the forest where there's a tribe that you know little to nothing about*
And... *Be on the camera crew*
LOLLLL
Contact the army somehow and convince them to napalm strike the village
@@Marcs_NotOut just tell them there is a lot of oil on that place
Or stay away from murderers.
@@DirtyDan1 William Afton vibes right now XD
fun fact the crew went to a real tribe in the amazon rainforest and the tribes people were really friendly
Or....or maybe this movie is what really happen
@@yourweirduncle4441
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Yeah, and they even thought it was really fun as well. The entire experience was enjoyable for them.
only when they are still shopping they are friendly after its crunch time
Was that 'Amazon' Trafford Park Depot.. ?
I would survive by having social anxiety, agoraphobia and anthropophobia, and therefore not going outside the house
3:59
There’s always that huge blunt tree branch crashing horizontally and perfectly at the plane windshield directly into the pilots. Every time.
“Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They’re not gonna make it.”
The fact that they didn't even know the name of the tribe they were trying to help is a sadly realistic part of this movie, most mission trips/"service" in developing countries is designed to benefit the students far more than the locals. Obviously they didn't deserve being butchered lmao but anyone who thinks about doing a volunteer trip should be careful to understand where they're going, what's selfish for tourists to do in foreign countries, and what the benefit of their work will actually be
Agreed. i knew a guy in my class who went to Slovenia for 2 weeks (wouldnt stop talking bout it) for a mission trip with his church. Less of a mission trip, more like a two week vacation with some mass thrown in and a few bouts of feeding the poor. Those kinds of trips are definitely more for the individual than those they are "helping," considering the shelters they visited already had enough staff to volunteer. Extra hands is nice, but if you are planning on a mission trip, do research on what you're actually getting into and the practicality/benefits of what youre doing.
And they're also religious imperialism
What's even more ironic is that the very things we find horrific and barbaric (especially the female genital mutilation) are exactly what she's defending by lying on her testimony.
@@alexross1997 Extra hands arent acually nice. Local people would benefit from money far more than volunteering because by volunteers for example building a house for free in Africa they harm builders there who could make money by building the house and if the money spent on volunteering was instead given to the person building the house not only would there be a house but also a local builder would make money form it and benefit the economy
Cgi ants
idk why the girl who survived would lie about the tribe being the good guys. They literally ate her friends lmao
what she did was was have the tribe protected so other people couldn’t travel there and no one else could be their victims. Because she saw how they took out a lot of those armed guys
@@moonflowerspeaks no she did not tell because they might kill the little girl from the tribe that saved her
@@moonflowerspeaks how does that even make sense the armed workers can easily tons of the people.from the tribe the most that the tribe can kill is like 10 of them while the armed workers will kill the whole tribe
@@moonflowerspeaks or you could say something so that tribe is no more
You guys realise you are arguing and trying to make sense of a rubbish hollywood nonsense film right?
There was a pirate game I used to play when I was little in which u basically do what pirates do, loot,plunder and take over ports and control the seas. My favourite thing to do was to find cannibal settlement accross the map and attack them and kill everyone, at that time I felt like I did a good job. Then I learned about colonialism, and felt bad about what I used to do, then I saw this movie and thought to myself "Hey maybe they had it coming to em".
The world is better with fewer cannibal tribes
What was the game?
@@FireFuture-fq7if gotta be ac4
I love your videos! 🙂🥰
I would survive because ain’t no way I’m leaving my comfy ass bed to fight for tree’s rights surrounded by cannibals
yeah man i won't give out my comfortable bed to go some ass forest
Lol i care for trees but no one can make me leave my house because of m introverted ass
Same I would stay my ass at home
If there is anything this movie tells you, it is that u should never be an activist
Girl same here
This reminds me of that episode of South Park where they go to "save the rainforest" and get caught by a cannibal tribe and are rescued by bulldozers and the security detail and the teacher activist says something like "Screw the rainforest, tear the whole thing down"
I agree so much like wtf. Why did she say the tribe’s saved here they literally tried to eat here. If I was here I would say kill all though mother f****ers they killed everyone.
Pantheon's W is cancer btw
I mean yes I agree with it but not really. The rainforest is important for the environment. How about we just leave dangerous shit alone
Be r I do agree it’s important but if I was in here shoes I would not care but dude I really do care about the rain forest I just would hate if I was in here shoe.
Mask man nah, same! I would never have the ego to think that me going down to the jungle to protest would be smart or helpful. Just stay away
Thank you for the interesting video
Great job, I saw this movie, its brutal, geez,I seriously wouldn't know what to do but I'd figure out something
The best part about this movie is that those villagers aren't actors at all they are real indigenous tribes-people, Eli Roth had to basically mime and mimic the movements and show them what to do and play with the fake bloody body parts, they thought it was fun. Although they aren't complete cannibals, they have no idea about the modern world or technology or movies or anything. This movie is so good, first time I saw it I almost got sick xD
wow
indigenous tribal kids playing with slime be like
"Not completely"
yo tf?
Imagine if the tribes people actually started attacking the people in movie shooting
Feels bad then that the movie basically demonizes them. I know it's all for entertainment but it's kind of fucked up that some people will really believe this is how those tribes live and operate.
Alejandro survived because the village leader was killed in battle and he was the tallest jacked male left in the village. That's why he's painted black in the picture.
A true alpha
That is what I immediately thought. He's huge, he's painted black now, and most if not all of the males of the tribe died to gunfire
Yeah at 13:15 he is shown to be dead
It looked to me like he was wearing his face lol
So his new job is to populate the decimated village? I wonder if he would want to leave now that he has a position of power (maybe). He seems selfish enough to stay
you inspire me dude
Excellent video
Imagine being an "Activists" and u don't even have a single knowledge about what the hell you're fighting for.
Soooooo
Blm?
This movie is like : "virtue signaling gone wrong."
What is there to imagine?
So basically a normal activist
@@npcimknot958 so... you wanna time travel to 2016? besides, blm has always been around in some way, shape or form.
Step one: choose better friends
Or just have no freinds
@@lepinkflamingo1950 then they would probably eat you since your the only one
Can't predict what your best of friends will do in a life/death situation. Hell, so many long lasting friendships broke over the pandemic lbs
@@moxiemaxie3543 better friends so they dont do stupid things
@@k-topgaming7498 you never know how someone will react. You can theorize but never accurately. Even family. Thats why, no matter how long a relationship, they often fall apart once a baby gets thrown in . You can guess and say this is how you react, but in fatal situations there's flight, fight and freeze. Most people freeze then flight. My bet is most would flight if confronted by cannibals 🤣
10:42 it's not the meat, but the smoke from the fire getting them high
Great work....thanks
This is how I watch free horror movies
same or if I’m to scared to watch it
@@georgie4093 same that's why I also sometimes watch dead meat
@@georgie4093 just watch the bloopers
Same
Me too, I also don’t mind narration jokes and kill counts (dead meat and this guy) in the background
Everyone: is dying
The Camera Man: Perfectly Fine.
yes....
I ruined it by making it 70
@@vicant_deadangelsnight2168 you...monster
Yea we jus finna ignore that, tho.
Haha true
No censored?😭
95% survival rate from a plane crash? Tf you getting that ridiculous number?
She’s a virgin
Everyone: HOORAY
its hurtinnnnnnnn
No shit Sherlock we watched the movie
@@YahhGirlJazz chill pill
@@YahhGirlJazz must be fun at parties :l
@@YahhGirlJazz must be fun at parties :l
Everyone: *Getting eaten*
Cameraman: "okay this is a nice angle"
But the cameraman has no mention in the movie
@@Gamr_the_silly_billy it’s ok he forgot to switch accounts that’s all
@@KESTRAL23 missed the joke
@@ohmahgawd2033 I know
Camera man
*hold that angle, hold it hold it, yeah good stuff right there yeah, now do a pose*
This is one of my all time favourite horror movies because it was the very first horror movie I had ever watched (fully)
agree you are one of the most smart person i have ever seen
So the sole survivor despite seeing her friends killed and eaten basically defends the cannibals and throws the company under the bus who saved her. Thats messed up
I hate her
It really is messed up
is that why in most movies the spec ops usually kill all the witnesses
Well thet did use her as bait so they had it coming honestly in my opinion
@@def3ndr887 they weren't spec ops they were a private military/militia
Cannibals: Growing closer, ready to eat.
“Wait I’m on the camera crew!”
Cannibals: understandable have a great day
😂😂
Lmao
I can feel someone's gonna get wooooshed in here
Everyone would get eaten dummy
@@iangathogo9750 r/wooosh
I’m rewatching this after 2 years. And I gotta say. The natives basically just said:
“Thanks for the attempt at saving our forest. We were gonna figure it out anyway. Yknow just apply some eat or be eaten rules but without the last part. Anyway, is there a KFC around here or are we going back to plan A?”
I remembered this movie because my dad showed me the plane crash scene and the cannibalism scene, very traumatizing
The first guy that was eaten truly didn’t deserve it. He was really kind and he just wanted to help.
😭😭😭
None of the activists were sincere.
No he was the one that lured her in in the first place, she never would’ve joined the activist group
He was the recruiter of the group and he likely knew what Alejandro was doing.
So? Deserving it doesn't matter one way or the other lol
So according to Roth they would've survived if they did one simple thing and that's remove their Construction uniforms. The cannibals did this to them because they believed them to be the same construction workers tearing down their forest.
yEA
Wouldeve ate them regardless of who they are
@@Grizzl0 certainly didn't help them though
@@Grizzl0 Lol if the creator of the film said the uniforms are what ultimately got them killed, how can you argue that?
the problem with that is that once the tribe saw them in those uniforms, they would have immediately already identified them as construction workers which wouldn't change with them simply removing the uniforms and even for the tribesmen who didn't see them with the uniforms, it would be communicated by the ones who did who exactly it is they've captured
I swear there’s one part in the movie where it’s raining and most of them are still alive and I can’t help but think that in the rain with several Fully grown adults that must weigh somewhere between 120 and 200 that if they were to all run towards a wall repeatedly using their combined weight like a battering ram should at least break some of the sticks if not release them from the mud
this is gonna give me nightmares, thanks
Normal people: I don’t want to die.
Once you realize your going to be captured: I want to be like the people from the plan crash.
i mean their plan of "saving the indigenous people" definitely crash
Commissar of Krieg ok
Bruh the kid running with the dude’s leg tf 😂😂😂
Tf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
trofe
The kid is kinda sus
Shshshshaaaahhahaha
@Disverd why u guys acting like the sussy baka
Your one of my fav youtuber Rn
How have I not seen this movie? This looks pretty damn cool.
Ways to survive:
1. be John Wick
2.bring Rambo
3.bring Frank Castle
Oh my god u are the smartest human being on the planet
Punisher would punish them
Haha YES!
Yeah lmao
4. convince Quatermain and dr. 'Indie' Jones to join the frey
"Do you want to join an activist group?"
"No"
*Movie credits*
Patapata patapata
Imagine copying a comment 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@sananshahid6724 No I didn't
@@wiiguy2463 there was a comment similar to this but really the other guy is a clown, it isn't that hard to make a funny comment like this.
@@mr.megalodonmegalodon758 I don’t really know though because there is a comment that is exactly like this that was made before this comment was. I mean it could also be the possibility that they both came up with the same joke.
You’re theories are more than correct I think if anything it wouldn’t hurt to perhaps even attack one of the tribesmen or women and let them feast on their flesh
Finally a video with blood unblurred!
Something he doesn’t mention is that you should never stay around the plane for long, a plane crash would automatically bring villagers there.
Imagine needing to be told that a plane crash is loud
@@ItsMe-zs3iy Well sorta, but they would stay there because there would most likely be items for them there at the crash
Well 9/10 times you want to be found. This just happened to be the 1/10.
@@jorgeprias2341 It sorta depends on where you crash, and how many people are there, but fair point
@@ZeroGaming_101 That’s interesting
Im still so mad at Justine for not telling the truth about the tribe.
right that honestly pissed me off
Me too but what she did was was have the tribe protected so other people couldn’t travel there and no one else could be their victims. Because she saw how they took out a lot of those armed guys.
@@moonflowerspeaks I mean yeah but I would tell them that they are cannibals and to bring guns and stuff.. this isn't anything tanks cant handle
@@changofeo4208 lol the construction workers had guns. It’s safer to just keep everyone away
She wanted to protect the girl that saved her
this man is so smart and you should do the blair witch progect
Seeing it not blurred shocked me!!
This movie is like if The Forest and Green Hell collaborated for a movie
Nah it ain’t the forest that dude in The Forest can solo kill the entire tribe of cannibals and eat them all, he’s not these virtue-signaling retards
Not at all jeez...
@Brendon Reese yeah it's okay not great but ppl have different opinions
I mean, "Inferno" in most (or all, idk) latin based languages means "Hell"
Tall Dwarf there’s different tribes
Lesson of the story: Know what youre fighting for and don't just do something because it's popular. Also don't go in the jungle without the proper equipment.
Yeah the girl pretty much just went bc she thought the dude was hot. Which he wasn't even. If she really cared she would've looked up the tribe.
true he wasnt good looking
@@yoongi7854 a
Yeah. Like type III armor and guns.
@@Petaurista13 lvl4 ceramic*
the "talk about the munchies" threw me to the floor of laughter
Lesson Learned:
Don't be too confident... Just like you know everything in that Place ... It's ok to help but ... Follow your instincts.
1. They can bring guns to schools yet they can't bring guns to forests.
Dumb leftwing environmentalist kids dont like guns.
Oh my gosh 😂
@@AnymorAnime off hahahhaa
It won’t' work. You need MG.
@@AnymorAnime yup
When she teaches the kid how to play the flute neckless I just imagine she is playing mask off.
the village would stop trying to eat them and just vibe if she was playing mask off
Well Kenny G definitely would've had no problem with all his skillz on the flute and flute related instruments 🤯
Hahaha
I was thinking Hot Cross Buns 🤷♂️
Darude Sandstorm
I would survive be noticed that when Justine made a friendship with one of the tribesmen, she was freed to I would make more friendships to have more of a survival chance, but then, its like you said, "Cannibals will not skip out on dinner"
This is the most bloody how to beat vid we will ever see
The movie should be called "Brazil when the PVP is enabled"
Brazil: Team Deathmatch
The movie was about the peruvian part of amazone
Except that this was in Peru
Brazil already has pvp enabled...in the big/medium cities
Escape From Brazil
@@legostarwars0025 lol
Alejandro's survival makes sense only two ways: Either he escaped the cage after all the warriors left, which is unlikely considering they likely would have kept at least 1 guard around, or more likely he's alive because so many male members of the tribe died fighting the construction crew that the women of the tribe elected to let him live to breed.
nice snu snu
live to snu snu
I don’t know, I feel like if I were the tribespeople and I knew I were getting into a war with people with firearms then I’d want all the help I can get. They also have no reason to keep him trapped, if they somehow win the battle then they will have more than enough dead bodies to keep them fed and hopefully some living ones as well given the darts, if they lose the battle then leaving him trapped is not useful at all because they all died or had to retreat to a different part of the forest and I heavily doubt they’d want to carry a fully grown man with them in their swift retreat. The women and children went to fight as well so I believe they did think that they needed all of their people to fight off the threat.
@@Bravo-Tango He could show them how to use any looted guns as well
@@Bravo-Tango
PMCs mercenaries with m4a1s versus tribesmen with spears and bows..
yeah.
I don’t see any scenario in which the PMC lost
I got kid napped about a month ago an I got put in a cage and I used the thing you to use a belt to bend the bars thank you so much for saving me I’m still traumatized
🙏🙏🙏🙏
This movie gave me so many nightmares but it's so good in a gorey perverse way...
I would survive by not joining a sketchy activism trip.
copy cat
@@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 Says the guy who copied Just some guy without a moustache's username.
@@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852
Oh the irony
Yea f that
@@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 dont give up your dreams
AND DONT FAIL IN ART SCHOOL
PLS IM BEGGING YOU
(Bcuz u have a mustache)
I think the whole village got high because you can see all the people gathering around the ovens, and when they burn the body the weed would also burn, and so inhaling the smoke is most likely what got the village high.
But then why didnt the prisoners also get high?
@@Ari-uv9hi because their “jail cell” was not near the ovens and since hot air goes up the smoke would not travel along the ground it would go up into the air.
It was way too little weed, though. At most, it was 5 grams.
Even if it became in edible form while cooking, it was concentrated in the mouth, so it wouldn't have spread.
They were also in open air, so the probability of all the village getting high is low... AND for all them to get high from 5 grams is pushing what it can do.
They were high off their rockers, for that to happen, you need to either smoke a LOT of weed or smoke some concentrate (hash (made from a high THC weed that also has strong effects) or wax).
@@Poodleinacan I’m not a weed expert, I’m 14, but you sound like you know what your saying, so good point!
links r done saving hyrule and r roaming yt
I just realized (idk why this took me so long) that this is the only video ive seen from cinema summary that isn’t HEAVILY sensored
There’s absolutely a way to survive Green Inferno.
Don’t go to the jungle.
Or atleast bring a mini gun with you
@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN A mini gun in the jungle is impractical. You’re better off with an M4.
@@necrassarcen5986 a flamethrower tho
@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN 1. Impractical again
2. You want to start a forest fire? Nice one.
@@necrassarcen5986 the least impractical weapon I know is a Sherman tank
Tips for anyone who actually wants to visit the amazon:
- Don't go to the Peruvian side of the forest, as Peru itself is very sparsely populated. Go to the brazilian side, as the brazilian government cathegorizes every indigenous tribe, contacted or not
- NEVER mess with the workers, they are used to dealing with protesters and many carry guns
- If you find yourself lost in the amazon, go DOWNSTREAM, most rivers in the amazon all end in the amazon river, which has many "big" cities along it, worst case scenario, you end up in the ocean.
Uh me a paranoid person who can’t stand 5 seconds surrounded by bushes at all this won’t be helpful but thanks for the info
Nah bro ima Teach the natives about attack on Titan and say that what is happening out side the forest
@@takumifujiwara2951 hell yeah sasageyo
@@takumifujiwara2951 AYO IM DOWN ONE THING I DO WANNA DO
@@carl0s_time97 imagine 2 years later the tribe ended up developing their own levi and ODM gear lmaooo
never thought I'd see blood in how to beat, especially in this vid
Other than the ending I really enjoyed this movie. Really nice practical gore effects.
I would easily survive because I don't even have a passport
I love ur profile pic
For me idk i have a work pasaport
truth
I would easily survive because I don't have a face mask
Yeess
I feel bad for the first guy to be eaten he got his arms chopped off and still kept living for a bit
And also before that having his eyes gouged out and cut out
@@filip1957 ikr my man suffered hard but who knows how bad those girls had it we never watched them die
Ok, this is the first time watching this, this is uncensored, HOW WE AINT TALKING ABT THIS
“She’s a virgin, Hooray!”
Oh so she gets cheered on but I don’t? I can’t believe this.
EDIT: I am sorry to say that I can no longer be cheered on, as I am no longer a virgin, thanks to everybody who was cheering me on and have a damn good day.
Sad duck go brrr
You're a virgin, hooray! 🎉
At least you're not getting forcefully circumsized... Hooray.
LMAO
CONGRATULATIONS GREAT JOB!!!!
*Guys head gets split in half by log*
Cinema Summary: "Lucky"
Hey he died instantly, is more beter than die painfuly!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!111
Like why could you not just snap the sticks?
@@monke_go_wee easier said then done
@@monke_go_wee it's not that easy everyone is not a big powerful robot like you
would rather die thay way than enter another human's body
This traumatized me so hard....
A painless death is someone’s jaw getting torn in half and then having the pipe going through their nose and taking part of their face off? What a lucky pilot
A wise poet once wrote:
"You're in the jungle, baby,
You're gonna die."
*Guitar solo start
@@C.A.A.F. JUNGLE, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Axl Rose is also my favorite poet
@@joaquincobas2223 nanananananee knees
Can't wait
Alejandro actually becomes the tribes new strong man, the one with yellow and black paint. I think this is one of the best twists in movie history.
Your reply is the one i was looking for. It makes sense considering they lost a good portion of the men in the tribe during that gunfight and having someone of his stock in their blood would defiantly give them more advantages.
So he impregnated all women then went to civilization?
I tought same. All men slaughtered. So he the only man. Yea. Donno why not the male children be the men replacement again male supeiority.
Terrence Finatic “male superiority” 😂😂😂
JOHN JOHN it wasn’t that surprising, he was a horrible person throughout the movie