Why You Wouldn't Survive The Green Inferno

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  • @evan9759
    @evan9759 3 роки тому +34352

    I would survive by:
    1. Doing very quick google searches on the tribe
    2. Realizing they are cannibals
    3. Not going

    • @ok-yn2qg
      @ok-yn2qg 3 роки тому +567

      YEP

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 3 роки тому +1133

      realize there's natural resources to be gained, colonize, stonks

    • @randel9658
      @randel9658 3 роки тому +188

      Where's the fun in that?

    • @evan9759
      @evan9759 3 роки тому +608

      Randel not being eaten alive>fun

    • @marctypical4569
      @marctypical4569 3 роки тому +169

      Nah imma brought a full army armed with guns and all of them being a russian combat wise and killing all of them because they're canniblism.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +59608

    I would easily survive because I would never join an activist group in the first place

    • @Geegs
      @Geegs 4 роки тому +1434

      Based

    • @imaduck339
      @imaduck339 4 роки тому +1489

      Bruh i may sound triggered but seeing you in the comment section in most of the videos i watch makes me irritated for some reason.

    • @hyxl3r254
      @hyxl3r254 4 роки тому +506

      why don't you have a mustache?

    • @odside.
      @odside. 4 роки тому +101

      Agree

    • @Plague_fn5308
      @Plague_fn5308 4 роки тому +60

      gg

  • @michaelpark672
    @michaelpark672 4 роки тому +7802

    The fact that they didn't even know the name of the tribe they were trying to help is a sadly realistic part of this movie, most mission trips/"service" in developing countries is designed to benefit the students far more than the locals. Obviously they didn't deserve being butchered lmao but anyone who thinks about doing a volunteer trip should be careful to understand where they're going, what's selfish for tourists to do in foreign countries, and what the benefit of their work will actually be

    • @ElftheDog
      @ElftheDog 4 роки тому +317

      Agreed. i knew a guy in my class who went to Slovenia for 2 weeks (wouldnt stop talking bout it) for a mission trip with his church. Less of a mission trip, more like a two week vacation with some mass thrown in and a few bouts of feeding the poor. Those kinds of trips are definitely more for the individual than those they are "helping," considering the shelters they visited already had enough staff to volunteer. Extra hands is nice, but if you are planning on a mission trip, do research on what you're actually getting into and the practicality/benefits of what youre doing.

    • @witnessme602
      @witnessme602 4 роки тому +90

      And they're also religious imperialism

    • @theTweak0284
      @theTweak0284 4 роки тому +181

      What's even more ironic is that the very things we find horrific and barbaric (especially the female genital mutilation) are exactly what she's defending by lying on her testimony.

    • @FroggyGizmo
      @FroggyGizmo 4 роки тому +103

      @@ElftheDog Extra hands arent acually nice. Local people would benefit from money far more than volunteering because by volunteers for example building a house for free in Africa they harm builders there who could make money by building the house and if the money spent on volunteering was instead given to the person building the house not only would there be a house but also a local builder would make money form it and benefit the economy

    • @Sir_Nixon
      @Sir_Nixon 4 роки тому +3

      Cgi ants

  • @Cheesecakeys-ds6kx
    @Cheesecakeys-ds6kx Рік тому +4009

    Fun Fact: An actual Amazon tribe (who were very nice and friendly) played the cannibal tribe in the movie. When the crew approached them to be in the movie, they realized the tribe had no idea what a movie was. To show them, Eli (the film's director) brought in a TV and played "Cannibal Holocaust", a movie similar to this one. The tribe liked it and thought it was a comedy. Some that signed up to be extras even ended up working as crew members. The villagers also really appreciated being in the movie.

    • @algireaux1364
      @algireaux1364 Рік тому +277

      You can say, it thankfully it worked out with everyone. Also what's the name of this tribe?

    • @Mazs_Animation
      @Mazs_Animation Рік тому

      @@algireaux1364GOOGLE EXISTS FOR A REASON

    • @Keoshii_
      @Keoshii_ Рік тому +230

      @@algireaux1364 it might be the Callanayacu tribe unless that’s the name of them in the movie

    • @raissavivar8390
      @raissavivar8390 Рік тому +91

      The movie is blatantly racist in the way it depicts us Peruvians.

    • @moonlacis
      @moonlacis 11 місяців тому +417

      ⁠@@raissavivar8390it's not depicts normal peruvians , it's depicting isolated tribes with backwards, cruel religion/tribal practices

  • @Hellohumanspodcast
    @Hellohumanspodcast 4 роки тому +7848

    The idea of going to a foreign country in a vast forest to simply tie yourself to a tree is the most moronic thing to do

    • @sylviapuppysticker8664
      @sylviapuppysticker8664 3 роки тому +233

      Heres something more moronic; due to differences in body immunities the activists would be killing every tribesman by bubonic plague, measles, basically anything actually. Someones entire group was going to die either way, I think I side with the indigenous people on this one, spreading the black death is worse than getting eaten alive/killed and cooked

    • @neton2146
      @neton2146 3 роки тому +242

      @@sylviapuppysticker8664 Getting eaten alive is the worst way to die besides drowning.

    • @diobrando1491
      @diobrando1491 3 роки тому +4

      @@neton2146 ye straight up I would rather be eaten alive

    • @Moon-wy2co
      @Moon-wy2co 3 роки тому +21

      @@diobrando1491 why

    • @uraniumfever5297
      @uraniumfever5297 3 роки тому +55

      Net On nah I think being burned alive is the worst way to go, not just by fire, acid, electricity. It freaks me out just thinking about it, even though you’d probably just suffocate on the fumes.

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 роки тому +8761

    The best part about this movie is that those villagers aren't actors at all they are real indigenous tribes-people, Eli Roth had to basically mime and mimic the movements and show them what to do and play with the fake bloody body parts, they thought it was fun. Although they aren't complete cannibals, they have no idea about the modern world or technology or movies or anything. This movie is so good, first time I saw it I almost got sick xD

    • @irnehredna7110
      @irnehredna7110 3 роки тому +156

      wow

    • @mrsugar7528
      @mrsugar7528 3 роки тому +691

      indigenous tribal kids playing with slime be like

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +605

      Imagine if the tribes people actually started attacking the people in movie shooting

    • @GaldenX
      @GaldenX 3 роки тому +1364

      Feels bad then that the movie basically demonizes them. I know it's all for entertainment but it's kind of fucked up that some people will really believe this is how those tribes live and operate.

    • @GaldenX
      @GaldenX 3 роки тому +378

      @Tabitha J Is that specific tribe a cannibal tribe? Maybe opening your mouth to say something stupid isn't warranted :)

  • @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    @Mossssssssssssssssssssssssssss 4 роки тому +4497

    How to survive this:
    *Learn more about the tribe*
    *Don't be an idiot*
    *Don't protest in the middle of the forest where there's a tribe that you know little to nothing about*
    And... *Be on the camera crew*

  • @I.M.6483
    @I.M.6483 Рік тому +764

    Fun fact did you know the tribe in the movie is a actual tribe in real life minus the person eating. The tribe actually thought it was funny that they were playing those characters.

    • @lt8400
      @lt8400 Рік тому +23

      Was there a translator? How else could they have understood the process of being actors in a film lmao

    • @duaisoverhere
      @duaisoverhere Рік тому +2

      ​@@lt8400 I think they were hypnotized or sum'

    • @The.answer.is_42_
      @The.answer.is_42_ Рік тому +24

      ​@@lt8400they had to conceptualize what was going on in the movie and explain it

    • @nothingboie7329
      @nothingboie7329 4 місяці тому +19

      @@duaisoverhere Actually the tribes people didn't know what a movie was, so the directors showed them Cannibal Hollocaust, the tribe thought it was a comedy and liked the movie, and yes there was most likely a translator, they were not hypnotized ffs.

    • @andrewhinds6560
      @andrewhinds6560 2 місяці тому

      Interesting! Still, Sepultura recorded Amazonian tribesmen singing on their Chaos AD album and they survived.

  • @mars.is.red.
    @mars.is.red. 4 роки тому +2850

    The first guy that was eaten truly didn’t deserve it. He was really kind and he just wanted to help.

    • @maellesaliou5871
      @maellesaliou5871 4 роки тому +24

      😭😭😭

    • @John_Smith_86
      @John_Smith_86 4 роки тому +97

      None of the activists were sincere.

    • @psychinteresting727
      @psychinteresting727 4 роки тому +165

      No he was the one that lured her in in the first place, she never would’ve joined the activist group

    • @checkersabrina21
      @checkersabrina21 4 роки тому +106

      He was the recruiter of the group and he likely knew what Alejandro was doing.

    • @ForgotMyDemonName
      @ForgotMyDemonName 4 роки тому +11

      So? Deserving it doesn't matter one way or the other lol

  • @MAYBE-MOBIN
    @MAYBE-MOBIN 3 роки тому +11557

    fun fact the crew went to a real tribe in the amazon rainforest and the tribes people were really friendly

    • @yourweirduncle4441
      @yourweirduncle4441 3 роки тому +1037

      Or....or maybe this movie is what really happen

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 3 роки тому +146

      @@yourweirduncle4441
      h

    • @Kaniwani
      @Kaniwani 3 роки тому +1491

      Yeah, and they even thought it was really fun as well. The entire experience was enjoyable for them.

    • @johannvonvictornova4730
      @johannvonvictornova4730 3 роки тому +132

      only when they are still shopping they are friendly after its crunch time

    • @matthewcain9571
      @matthewcain9571 3 роки тому +43

      Was that 'Amazon' Trafford Park Depot.. ?

  • @TravIsNightLovell
    @TravIsNightLovell 4 роки тому +7342

    Sorry I can’t go protesting, Mum wouldn’t sign the permission slip.

    • @elenasalvatore3224
      @elenasalvatore3224 4 роки тому +36

      OMG SAME GOES TO MEEE

    • @Chxhxjjzizjxhsh
      @Chxhxjjzizjxhsh 4 роки тому +36

      HAHAHAHA “my mom said she’s just gonna check me out before lunch”

    • @sentru8867
      @sentru8867 4 роки тому +9

      Y’all females actin like this shut was the funniest thing on the planet

    • @blessiejoideleon5766
      @blessiejoideleon5766 4 роки тому +5

      I would've stayed in the hotel

    • @jean8104
      @jean8104 4 роки тому +5

      YOUR PROFILE PICTURE LMFAOOOO 💀✌️

  • @gottalovesaki
    @gottalovesaki Рік тому +746

    I love how every video of his is HOW to beat whatever happens in the movie but then this one is just “yeah you can’t beat this lmao”

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Рік тому +24

      Go woke
      Go become a meal

    • @undergroundnba
      @undergroundnba 10 місяців тому +3

      facts😂

    • @diorgetsbuckets129
      @diorgetsbuckets129 7 місяців тому +6

      @@NikoCigoj??

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 2 місяці тому +2

      Well, you can. You just need the common sense to not follow a total stranger to a remote area of a foreign country in the name of "activism" just because you want to impress someone.

  • @satinekryze2893
    @satinekryze2893 3 роки тому +3289

    Honestly going to a distant country to protest isn’t exactly the smartest thing to do and that’s not my style so I’m safe

    • @zachconant7031
      @zachconant7031 3 роки тому +124

      @@hkamensky2 nah protesting is fine but make sure you do it in a country where there are no crazy cannibals or a country where you won’t be killed by your government lol

    • @zachconant7031
      @zachconant7031 3 роки тому +52

      @@hkamensky2 that’s true but sometimes protesting is the only way for your voice to be heard. I’d only do it if it was something I felt very strongly for.

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 3 роки тому +6

      @@zachconant7031 at the very least let your livelihood be on the line before you consider protesting.

    • @zachconant7031
      @zachconant7031 3 роки тому +3

      @@alonzo_go I’m not advocating for that

    • @jasminethemoon
      @jasminethemoon 3 роки тому +6

      tbh just dont go to college and theres no activist group

  • @omarr2x54
    @omarr2x54 4 роки тому +6640

    I would just say no because they can’t eat me without my consent

    • @aaronblake5320
      @aaronblake5320 4 роки тому +140

      Tell that to the guys they take his eyes out to

    • @omarr2x54
      @omarr2x54 4 роки тому +43

      JOHN JOHN yup absolutely nothing else to do lmao 😂

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @kryzzan7039
      @kryzzan7039 4 роки тому +9

      @@omarr2x54 oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah

    • @omarr2x54
      @omarr2x54 4 роки тому +5

      JOHN JOHN oh yea yea

  • @mulder19x95
    @mulder19x95 4 роки тому +3224

    So according to Roth they would've survived if they did one simple thing and that's remove their Construction uniforms. The cannibals did this to them because they believed them to be the same construction workers tearing down their forest.

    • @82adot97
      @82adot97 4 роки тому +43

      yEA

    • @Grizzl0
      @Grizzl0 4 роки тому +313

      Wouldeve ate them regardless of who they are

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 4 роки тому +267

      @@Grizzl0 certainly didn't help them though

    • @rob3791
      @rob3791 4 роки тому +398

      @@Grizzl0 Lol if the creator of the film said the uniforms are what ultimately got them killed, how can you argue that?

    • @pass3ng3r
      @pass3ng3r 4 роки тому +208

      the problem with that is that once the tribe saw them in those uniforms, they would have immediately already identified them as construction workers which wouldn't change with them simply removing the uniforms and even for the tribesmen who didn't see them with the uniforms, it would be communicated by the ones who did who exactly it is they've captured

  • @cgriff49
    @cgriff49 2 роки тому +300

    I think he survived not only because most of the warriors died fighting but maybe he also showed how he could easily overpower them and took the leadership role.

    • @Frankster0
      @Frankster0 Рік тому

      Thats probably why he looks black

  • @stanleyhood2693
    @stanleyhood2693 3 роки тому +3304

    Alejandro survived because the village leader was killed in battle and he was the tallest jacked male left in the village. That's why he's painted black in the picture.

    • @ilymortygivegrandpaakiss5231
      @ilymortygivegrandpaakiss5231 3 роки тому +194

      A true alpha

    • @SunbearSmoke
      @SunbearSmoke 3 роки тому +393

      That is what I immediately thought. He's huge, he's painted black now, and most if not all of the males of the tribe died to gunfire

    • @minnieandsophie7908
      @minnieandsophie7908 3 роки тому +138

      Yeah at 13:15 he is shown to be dead

    • @toshiro6000
      @toshiro6000 3 роки тому +42

      It looked to me like he was wearing his face lol

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 3 роки тому +92

      So his new job is to populate the decimated village? I wonder if he would want to leave now that he has a position of power (maybe). He seems selfish enough to stay

  • @Kamila-ey5vi
    @Kamila-ey5vi 3 роки тому +2240

    Tips for anyone who actually wants to visit the amazon:
    - Don't go to the Peruvian side of the forest, as Peru itself is very sparsely populated. Go to the brazilian side, as the brazilian government cathegorizes every indigenous tribe, contacted or not
    - NEVER mess with the workers, they are used to dealing with protesters and many carry guns
    - If you find yourself lost in the amazon, go DOWNSTREAM, most rivers in the amazon all end in the amazon river, which has many "big" cities along it, worst case scenario, you end up in the ocean.

    • @carl0s_time97
      @carl0s_time97 3 роки тому +151

      Uh me a paranoid person who can’t stand 5 seconds surrounded by bushes at all this won’t be helpful but thanks for the info

    • @takumifujiwara2951
      @takumifujiwara2951 3 роки тому +117

      Nah bro ima Teach the natives about attack on Titan and say that what is happening out side the forest

    • @Kamila-ey5vi
      @Kamila-ey5vi 3 роки тому +39

      @@takumifujiwara2951 hell yeah sasageyo

    • @carl0s_time97
      @carl0s_time97 3 роки тому +15

      @@takumifujiwara2951 AYO IM DOWN ONE THING I DO WANNA DO

    • @skinnylegend5021
      @skinnylegend5021 3 роки тому +39

      @@carl0s_time97 imagine 2 years later the tribe ended up developing their own levi and ODM gear lmaooo

  • @AustinFoss00
    @AustinFoss00 4 роки тому +4114

    This reminds me of that episode of South Park where they go to "save the rainforest" and get caught by a cannibal tribe and are rescued by bulldozers and the security detail and the teacher activist says something like "Screw the rainforest, tear the whole thing down"

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 4 роки тому +249

      I agree so much like wtf. Why did she say the tribe’s saved here they literally tried to eat here. If I was here I would say kill all though mother f****ers they killed everyone.

    • @roguis3451
      @roguis3451 4 роки тому +27

      Pantheon's W is cancer btw

    • @user-mb9nm7bq5e
      @user-mb9nm7bq5e 4 роки тому +92

      I mean yes I agree with it but not really. The rainforest is important for the environment. How about we just leave dangerous shit alone

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 4 роки тому +16

      Be r I do agree it’s important but if I was in here shoes I would not care but dude I really do care about the rain forest I just would hate if I was in here shoe.

    • @user-mb9nm7bq5e
      @user-mb9nm7bq5e 4 роки тому +10

      Mask man nah, same! I would never have the ego to think that me going down to the jungle to protest would be smart or helpful. Just stay away

  • @DarkAngel-ow1ck
    @DarkAngel-ow1ck 2 роки тому +1512

    While my parents were in line for tickets to see this, my dad was like “I can’t believe you’re dragging me to see ANOTHER horror movie.”
    This guy in front of them that was also there with his wife was like “At least she’s not dragging you to see a rom-com.”

  • @gorgorothgirlll
    @gorgorothgirlll 3 роки тому +3132

    Something he doesn’t mention is that you should never stay around the plane for long, a plane crash would automatically bring villagers there.

    • @ItsMe-zs3iy
      @ItsMe-zs3iy 3 роки тому +114

      Imagine needing to be told that a plane crash is loud

    • @gorgorothgirlll
      @gorgorothgirlll 3 роки тому +141

      @@ItsMe-zs3iy Well sorta, but they would stay there because there would most likely be items for them there at the crash

    • @jorgeprias2341
      @jorgeprias2341 3 роки тому +83

      Well 9/10 times you want to be found. This just happened to be the 1/10.

    • @gorgorothgirlll
      @gorgorothgirlll 3 роки тому +33

      @@jorgeprias2341 It sorta depends on where you crash, and how many people are there, but fair point

    • @gorgorothgirlll
      @gorgorothgirlll 3 роки тому +9

      @@ZeroGaming_101 That’s interesting

  • @DonceBeats
    @DonceBeats 4 роки тому +22426

    I would easily survive because I'm built different

    • @TKMMA_
      @TKMMA_ 4 роки тому +270

      Oh okay......who cares you know this is on every vid on this channel

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats 4 роки тому +2000

      @@TKMMA_ but I'm the only one built different

    • @TKMMA_
      @TKMMA_ 4 роки тому +85

      @@DonceBeats maybe how would I know

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats 4 роки тому +1582

      @@TKMMA_I just told you so that's all the proof you need to know

    • @TKMMA_
      @TKMMA_ 4 роки тому +80

      @@DonceBeats okay

  • @zukzuk5568
    @zukzuk5568 4 роки тому +5103

    they're taking their bodies apart like its legos

  • @ra1n3_yY
    @ra1n3_yY 2 роки тому +126

    What I love most about this movie is the fact that the tribe is actually a tribe and are really nice

  • @RedsHitpostMedia
    @RedsHitpostMedia 3 роки тому +3820

    So the sole survivor despite seeing her friends killed and eaten basically defends the cannibals and throws the company under the bus who saved her. Thats messed up

    • @joliejarina1696
      @joliejarina1696 3 роки тому +295

      I hate her

    • @crystalxxx_xplays28blogs98
      @crystalxxx_xplays28blogs98 3 роки тому +209

      It really is messed up

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 3 роки тому +394

      is that why in most movies the spec ops usually kill all the witnesses

    • @JVCYTc
      @JVCYTc 3 роки тому +135

      Well thet did use her as bait so they had it coming honestly in my opinion

    • @adamdevlin9207
      @adamdevlin9207 3 роки тому +75

      @@def3ndr887 they weren't spec ops they were a private military/militia

  • @stevenchoi5415
    @stevenchoi5415 3 роки тому +10056

    idk why the girl who survived would lie about the tribe being the good guys. They literally ate her friends lmao

    • @moonflowerspeaks
      @moonflowerspeaks 3 роки тому +1393

      what she did was was have the tribe protected so other people couldn’t travel there and no one else could be their victims. Because she saw how they took out a lot of those armed guys

    • @kyasonkaylor6807
      @kyasonkaylor6807 3 роки тому +1906

      @@moonflowerspeaks no she did not tell because they might kill the little girl from the tribe that saved her

    • @kyasonkaylor6807
      @kyasonkaylor6807 3 роки тому +924

      @@moonflowerspeaks how does that even make sense the armed workers can easily tons of the people.from the tribe the most that the tribe can kill is like 10 of them while the armed workers will kill the whole tribe

    • @Ancient1341
      @Ancient1341 3 роки тому +152

      @@moonflowerspeaks or you could say something so that tribe is no more

    • @MrMaboboz
      @MrMaboboz 3 роки тому +889

      You guys realise you are arguing and trying to make sense of a rubbish hollywood nonsense film right?

  • @fabiolapineda6968
    @fabiolapineda6968 3 роки тому +3280

    everyone gangsta until its “Why You Wouldn’t Survive” and not “How To Survive”

  • @deadfichboat
    @deadfichboat 11 місяців тому +48

    Easiest way to survive something like this is to never put yourself in a position were it can happen. Don't go to the amazon without the right equipment, training, and a large group of people that also have equipment and training.

    • @Blazee2897
      @Blazee2897 2 місяці тому +2

      The 'large group' is the imp thing here. And preferably they should be slower than you.

  • @Razzy1312
    @Razzy1312 3 роки тому +2628

    Alejandro's survival makes sense only two ways: Either he escaped the cage after all the warriors left, which is unlikely considering they likely would have kept at least 1 guard around, or more likely he's alive because so many male members of the tribe died fighting the construction crew that the women of the tribe elected to let him live to breed.

    • @MaxingMix
      @MaxingMix 3 роки тому +141

      nice snu snu

    • @italsoisntgabriel1042
      @italsoisntgabriel1042 3 роки тому +98

      live to snu snu

    • @Bravo-Tango
      @Bravo-Tango 3 роки тому +94

      I don’t know, I feel like if I were the tribespeople and I knew I were getting into a war with people with firearms then I’d want all the help I can get. They also have no reason to keep him trapped, if they somehow win the battle then they will have more than enough dead bodies to keep them fed and hopefully some living ones as well given the darts, if they lose the battle then leaving him trapped is not useful at all because they all died or had to retreat to a different part of the forest and I heavily doubt they’d want to carry a fully grown man with them in their swift retreat. The women and children went to fight as well so I believe they did think that they needed all of their people to fight off the threat.

    • @Durmomo0
      @Durmomo0 3 роки тому +9

      @@Bravo-Tango He could show them how to use any looted guns as well

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 роки тому +23

      @@Bravo-Tango
      PMCs mercenaries with m4a1s versus tribesmen with spears and bows..
      yeah.
      I don’t see any scenario in which the PMC lost

  • @gabriellepetersen1341
    @gabriellepetersen1341 3 роки тому +2602

    Im still so mad at Justine for not telling the truth about the tribe.

    • @jaeminssocks
      @jaeminssocks 3 роки тому +276

      right that honestly pissed me off

    • @moonflowerspeaks
      @moonflowerspeaks 3 роки тому +156

      Me too but what she did was was have the tribe protected so other people couldn’t travel there and no one else could be their victims. Because she saw how they took out a lot of those armed guys.

    • @changofeo4208
      @changofeo4208 3 роки тому +364

      @@moonflowerspeaks I mean yeah but I would tell them that they are cannibals and to bring guns and stuff.. this isn't anything tanks cant handle

    • @moonflowerspeaks
      @moonflowerspeaks 3 роки тому +61

      @@changofeo4208 lol the construction workers had guns. It’s safer to just keep everyone away

    • @kyasonkaylor6807
      @kyasonkaylor6807 3 роки тому +79

      She wanted to protect the girl that saved her

  • @honestlyowain1121
    @honestlyowain1121 3 роки тому +3619

    When she teaches the kid how to play the flute neckless I just imagine she is playing mask off.

    • @lukiepookie489
      @lukiepookie489 3 роки тому +120

      the village would stop trying to eat them and just vibe if she was playing mask off

    • @frostedfluke
      @frostedfluke 3 роки тому +6

      Well Kenny G definitely would've had no problem with all his skillz on the flute and flute related instruments 🤯

    • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
      @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @One-Hundred
      @One-Hundred 3 роки тому +7

      I was thinking Hot Cross Buns 🤷‍♂️

    • @jambowinniefell5091
      @jambowinniefell5091 3 роки тому +3

      Darude Sandstorm

  • @gmanhero
    @gmanhero 9 місяців тому +40

    my first problem with the movie was the pilot lost control of the plane as soon as the engine spontaneously combusted.. even with no engine those planes can still maintain altitude for quite a while..
    Also Elohendro being alive at the very end, trapped within the tribe, it was perfect.

    • @hitopswagg10
      @hitopswagg10 3 місяці тому

      hehe “elohendro”

    • @gmanhero
      @gmanhero 3 місяці тому

      @@hitopswagg10 Alejandro*** xD

  • @DarkSpino306
    @DarkSpino306 3 роки тому +16036

    There are actually two ways to survive this movie:
    1) Don't join a group of activists.
    2) Be the camera-man.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 роки тому +454

      3) Be ready to make some profits of using a flamethrower on live targets

    • @isaaccork664
      @isaaccork664 3 роки тому +368

      4) Be Rambo

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 3 роки тому +280

      5. Bring Machine gun

    • @thebaconguy1661
      @thebaconguy1661 3 роки тому +208

      7: Be big brain epic gamer

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 3 роки тому +193

      9; colonize the area and modernize the people

  • @k-topgaming7498
    @k-topgaming7498 3 роки тому +1333

    Step one: choose better friends

    • @lepinkflamingo1950
      @lepinkflamingo1950 3 роки тому +14

      Or just have no freinds

    • @juhabach4802
      @juhabach4802 3 роки тому +4

      @@lepinkflamingo1950 then they would probably eat you since your the only one

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 3 роки тому +6

      Can't predict what your best of friends will do in a life/death situation. Hell, so many long lasting friendships broke over the pandemic lbs

    • @k-topgaming7498
      @k-topgaming7498 3 роки тому

      @@moxiemaxie3543 better friends so they dont do stupid things

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 3 роки тому

      @@k-topgaming7498 you never know how someone will react. You can theorize but never accurately. Even family. Thats why, no matter how long a relationship, they often fall apart once a baby gets thrown in . You can guess and say this is how you react, but in fatal situations there's flight, fight and freeze. Most people freeze then flight. My bet is most would flight if confronted by cannibals 🤣

  • @BeastTrap
    @BeastTrap 3 роки тому +4455

    Bruh the kid running with the dude’s leg tf 😂😂😂

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 Рік тому +83

    Those darts...IM injections take 10-15 minutes to work so unless the tribe happened to hit you perfectly in a vein or artery, you'd have at least 10 minutes before losing consciousness, so the dude with the tracker would have had more than enough time to set it off. Also, after escaping the cage, even if they blow darted you right away, you'd have at least 10 mins to try and find somewhere to hide until you regained consciouness

    • @PeeBurps-gk7cu
      @PeeBurps-gk7cu 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah man… it’s a movie. When someone is shot in real life they don’t flail there arms and drop dead instantly as well….

    • @markalexander3659
      @markalexander3659 10 місяців тому

      @@PeeBurps-gk7cu lol, yeah, people don't fall down when shot either like in the movies (unless it's like a shot in the brain or heart and you die instantly)
      But just because something is a movie, doesn't mean they can just ignore any sort of realism any times it's inconvenient because that's just lazy writing

    • @PlayfulFruitLPer
      @PlayfulFruitLPer 10 місяців тому +2

      Why try to fact check a movie without researching at all. It doesn't take NEARLY as long as 10-15 minutes when your body is pumping adrenaline through you and your heart rate is going super fast. None of these people are calm and at rest, the toxin in the darts definitely is spreading way faster than normal.

    • @markalexander3659
      @markalexander3659 10 місяців тому +3

      @@PlayfulFruitLPer The toxic is being shot into a muscle here, not a vein. Heart rate doesn't make it work faster.

    • @PeeBurps-gk7cu
      @PeeBurps-gk7cu 10 місяців тому

      @@markalexander3659
      NEver watch an action or horror or sci fi movie or an animated film. You’ll hate them.

  • @demdares3955
    @demdares3955 3 роки тому +1939

    I would survive because ain’t no way I’m leaving my comfy ass bed to fight for tree’s rights surrounded by cannibals

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 роки тому +53

      yeah man i won't give out my comfortable bed to go some ass forest

    • @kyo3991
      @kyo3991 3 роки тому +74

      Lol i care for trees but no one can make me leave my house because of m introverted ass

    • @ms.bowtiesmiles3743
      @ms.bowtiesmiles3743 3 роки тому +5

      Same I would stay my ass at home

    • @jasgripen6621
      @jasgripen6621 3 роки тому +4

      If there is anything this movie tells you, it is that u should never be an activist

    • @monkeyyolosavss
      @monkeyyolosavss 3 роки тому

      Girl same here

  • @astrangerontheinternet2100
    @astrangerontheinternet2100 3 роки тому +3453

    Everyone: is dying
    The Camera Man: Perfectly Fine.

  • @coleandhisvideos
    @coleandhisvideos 4 роки тому +1640

    This movie is like if The Forest and Green Hell collaborated for a movie

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 4 роки тому +66

      Nah it ain’t the forest that dude in The Forest can solo kill the entire tribe of cannibals and eat them all, he’s not these virtue-signaling retards

    • @erikbritz2637
      @erikbritz2637 4 роки тому

      Not at all jeez...

    • @tonyDues99
      @tonyDues99 4 роки тому +5

      @Brendon Reese yeah it's okay not great but ppl have different opinions

    • @dantezoid
      @dantezoid 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, "Inferno" in most (or all, idk) latin based languages means "Hell"

    • @idkagoodnamesorryidoubtyou6191
      @idkagoodnamesorryidoubtyou6191 4 роки тому

      Tall Dwarf there’s different tribes

  • @trafalgarleaf
    @trafalgarleaf 9 місяців тому +15

    thank you for not blurring the important scenes

  • @owenwest7191
    @owenwest7191 4 роки тому +1278

    Normal people: I don’t want to die.
    Once you realize your going to be captured: I want to be like the people from the plan crash.

    • @mobius1695
      @mobius1695 4 роки тому +9

      i mean their plan of "saving the indigenous people" definitely crash

    • @GeneralGian
      @GeneralGian 4 роки тому +2

      Commissar of Krieg ok

  • @TheAwesomeo1000
    @TheAwesomeo1000 3 роки тому +504

    They were attacked mainly because they had the same jackets on as the construction workers, so they thought they were the enemies. Once they saw justine using her phone and stopping the shooting, they realized they were not the enemy and released Alejandro, but why he chose to stay and lead not sure. He might have been forced or he didn't know what truly happened and is afraid to run in the thought of not making it.

  • @lilap7934
    @lilap7934 3 роки тому +2438

    Everyone: *Getting eaten*
    Cameraman: "okay this is a nice angle"

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 роки тому +17

      But the cameraman has no mention in the movie

    • @willsyouintoexistence
      @willsyouintoexistence 3 роки тому +13

      @@Gamr_the_silly_billy it’s ok he forgot to switch accounts that’s all

    • @ohmahgawd2033
      @ohmahgawd2033 3 роки тому +10

      @@KESTRAL23 missed the joke

    • @KESTRAL23
      @KESTRAL23 3 роки тому +4

      @@ohmahgawd2033 I know

    • @theegod2141
      @theegod2141 3 роки тому +10

      Camera man
      *hold that angle, hold it hold it, yeah good stuff right there yeah, now do a pose*

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 2 роки тому +29

    I would survive by having social anxiety, agoraphobia and anthropophobia, and therefore not going outside the house

  • @charliemedema86
    @charliemedema86 4 роки тому +661

    Alejandro actually becomes the tribes new strong man, the one with yellow and black paint. I think this is one of the best twists in movie history.

    • @MrTea-cz4dr
      @MrTea-cz4dr 4 роки тому +153

      Your reply is the one i was looking for. It makes sense considering they lost a good portion of the men in the tribe during that gunfight and having someone of his stock in their blood would defiantly give them more advantages.

    • @adasdasdaasadasda7543
      @adasdasdaasadasda7543 4 роки тому +41

      So he impregnated all women then went to civilization?

    • @terrenomic9472
      @terrenomic9472 4 роки тому +38

      I tought same. All men slaughtered. So he the only man. Yea. Donno why not the male children be the men replacement again male supeiority.

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 роки тому +4

      Terrence Finatic “male superiority” 😂😂😂

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 роки тому +1

      JOHN JOHN it wasn’t that surprising, he was a horrible person throughout the movie

  • @legendoflink1821
    @legendoflink1821 4 роки тому +678

    I think the whole village got high because you can see all the people gathering around the ovens, and when they burn the body the weed would also burn, and so inhaling the smoke is most likely what got the village high.

    • @Ari-uv9hi
      @Ari-uv9hi 4 роки тому +8

      But then why didnt the prisoners also get high?

    • @legendoflink1821
      @legendoflink1821 4 роки тому +61

      @@Ari-uv9hi because their “jail cell” was not near the ovens and since hot air goes up the smoke would not travel along the ground it would go up into the air.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 4 роки тому +46

      It was way too little weed, though. At most, it was 5 grams.
      Even if it became in edible form while cooking, it was concentrated in the mouth, so it wouldn't have spread.
      They were also in open air, so the probability of all the village getting high is low... AND for all them to get high from 5 grams is pushing what it can do.
      They were high off their rockers, for that to happen, you need to either smoke a LOT of weed or smoke some concentrate (hash (made from a high THC weed that also has strong effects) or wax).

    • @legendoflink1821
      @legendoflink1821 4 роки тому +13

      @@Poodleinacan I’m not a weed expert, I’m 14, but you sound like you know what your saying, so good point!

    • @daruk8669
      @daruk8669 4 роки тому +2

      links r done saving hyrule and r roaming yt

  • @emtingz1978
    @emtingz1978 4 роки тому +4182

    Samantha couldn't die bc she's a virgin. That's the horror rule. Virgins never die

  • @danilsmith7292
    @danilsmith7292 2 роки тому +105

    I'm dying laughing in how they managed to get the ENTIRE tribe go high on weed.

  • @deejyuh8934
    @deejyuh8934 3 роки тому +4756

    "wanna join an activist group"
    "no"
    *movie ends*

  • @ShibaMoment
    @ShibaMoment 3 роки тому +3865

    Cannibals: Growing closer, ready to eat.
    “Wait I’m on the camera crew!”
    Cannibals: understandable have a great day

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 4 роки тому +1137

    I would survive by not joining a sketchy activism trip.

    • @justarandomimpostorwithamu4852
      @justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 3 роки тому +2

      copy cat

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 3 роки тому +28

      @@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 Says the guy who copied Just some guy without a moustache's username.

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 3 роки тому +8

      @@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852
      Oh the irony

    • @jpap2022
      @jpap2022 3 роки тому +1

      Yea f that

    • @Marc_W_McKinley
      @Marc_W_McKinley 3 роки тому

      @@justarandomimpostorwithamu4852 dont give up your dreams
      AND DONT FAIL IN ART SCHOOL
      PLS IM BEGGING YOU
      (Bcuz u have a mustache)

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema Рік тому +13

    10:42 it's not the meat, but the smoke from the fire getting them high

  • @deathdefying1472
    @deathdefying1472 4 роки тому +752

    Why do I feel like I would be the one to first die on the plane

    • @cherryboy7359
      @cherryboy7359 4 роки тому +105

      I'd rather go out quick and painlessly then slowly and excruciatingly eaten to death

    • @TimeYT
      @TimeYT 4 роки тому +9

      Why would you go on a plane anyways. just use a drone after you landed near the area in a COMMERCIAL plane

    • @dulmephistoslordofhatred
      @dulmephistoslordofhatred 4 роки тому

      Same xd

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 роки тому

      i not going.. there ar thing worst than cov019 in the jungle...

    • @khioneyui
      @khioneyui 4 роки тому

      same dear

  • @raiseincain9335
    @raiseincain9335 3 роки тому +1058

    This movie isn't believable at all. The spy kid would have used his secret agent skills to escape and then used his crazy secret agent tech to contact his dad Antonio Banderas to come and wipe out the cannibal tribe and save the day. Geese... Use common sense.

    • @bob5253
      @bob5253 3 роки тому +44

      Not many people will get this not because they are to young but because not many people care who stars in movies

    • @turdferguson5932
      @turdferguson5932 3 роки тому +31

      Geese don't use common sense everyone knows that.

    • @dyingcomedianwillhauntu1171
      @dyingcomedianwillhauntu1171 3 роки тому +6

      You sound like a smart but annoying 6 year old

    • @Jordan-ok4yb
      @Jordan-ok4yb 3 роки тому +6

      I didn’t even realise it was him until I read this comment 😂

    • @raiseincain9335
      @raiseincain9335 3 роки тому +6

      @@dyingcomedianwillhauntu1171 and you just sound like an annoying 6 year old.

  • @bryanudi
    @bryanudi 4 роки тому +2643

    The movie should be called "Brazil when the PVP is enabled"

    • @joelz5382
      @joelz5382 4 роки тому +149

      Brazil: Team Deathmatch

    • @mat__rodrigues
      @mat__rodrigues 4 роки тому +37

      The movie was about the peruvian part of amazone

    • @vitormaodevaca8469
      @vitormaodevaca8469 4 роки тому +117

      Except that this was in Peru
      Brazil already has pvp enabled...in the big/medium cities

    • @legostarwars0025
      @legostarwars0025 4 роки тому +42

      Escape From Brazil

    • @vitormaodevaca8469
      @vitormaodevaca8469 4 роки тому +2

      @@legostarwars0025 lol

  • @thathero3736
    @thathero3736 Рік тому +10

    3:59
    There’s always that huge blunt tree branch crashing horizontally and perfectly at the plane windshield directly into the pilots. Every time.
    “Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They’re not gonna make it.”

  • @caseystradley4660
    @caseystradley4660 4 роки тому +1394

    Isn’t the ginger guy the kid off spy kids why couldn’t he just use his fighting powers.

  • @user-32u
    @user-32u 4 роки тому +612

    My sister watched This movie when she was 9, now she is forever scarred by that one scene with the eye eating. This movie was so gory even my dad had to cover his eyes.

    • @RichGargoyleThe3rd
      @RichGargoyleThe3rd 4 роки тому +32

      Now she should watch all the Wrong Turns

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 4 роки тому +2

      Yikes. :(

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 4 роки тому +1

      Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Dude poor dad

    • @pepsikennedy6294
      @pepsikennedy6294 4 роки тому +17

      Dude they showed this movie while i was eating in a restaurant.I freakin puked my food

    • @pepsikennedy6294
      @pepsikennedy6294 4 роки тому +20

      @Donald J. Trump its like an outdoor restaurant near the sea,Idek what tf they were thinkin about

  • @neosmil8981
    @neosmil8981 4 роки тому +471

    I feel bad for the first guy to be eaten he got his arms chopped off and still kept living for a bit

    • @filip1957
      @filip1957 4 роки тому +30

      And also before that having his eyes gouged out and cut out

    • @neosmil8981
      @neosmil8981 4 роки тому +22

      @@filip1957 ikr my man suffered hard but who knows how bad those girls had it we never watched them die

  • @-bizont
    @-bizont Рік тому +117

    There was a pirate game I used to play when I was little in which u basically do what pirates do, loot,plunder and take over ports and control the seas. My favourite thing to do was to find cannibal settlement accross the map and attack them and kill everyone, at that time I felt like I did a good job. Then I learned about colonialism, and felt bad about what I used to do, then I saw this movie and thought to myself "Hey maybe they had it coming to em".

  • @savageboy9011
    @savageboy9011 4 роки тому +1785

    Fun fact about the movie:
    The tribe people were played by a real amazon rainforest tribe the movie producers showed them a movie similar to this one (I think it was more brutal) and the tribe thought it was a comedy movie

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 4 роки тому +193

      The movie WAS ridiculous enough to be funny. Ever seen Tom and Jerry?

    • @yuki_1002
      @yuki_1002 4 роки тому +237

      Didn’t they show Cannibal Halocaust to them?

    • @MikeMusto
      @MikeMusto 4 роки тому +263

      Bold move showing them Cannibal Holocaust. Especially since they treated the tribes people like animals while filming. Oh and killed actual animals

    • @ddog12359
      @ddog12359 4 роки тому +76

      That...sounded like quite a gamble

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 роки тому +12

      @@MikeMusto but animals die everyday..........

  • @wiiguy2463
    @wiiguy2463 3 роки тому +2808

    "Do you want to join an activist group?"
    "No"
    *Movie credits*

    • @rieriesungob
      @rieriesungob 3 роки тому +8

      Patapata patapata

    • @sananshahid6724
      @sananshahid6724 3 роки тому +11

      Imagine copying a comment 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @wiiguy2463
      @wiiguy2463 3 роки тому +24

      @@sananshahid6724 No I didn't

    • @mr.megalodonmegalodon758
      @mr.megalodonmegalodon758 3 роки тому +29

      @@wiiguy2463 there was a comment similar to this but really the other guy is a clown, it isn't that hard to make a funny comment like this.

    • @Josh-ns4el
      @Josh-ns4el 3 роки тому +15

      @@mr.megalodonmegalodon758 I don’t really know though because there is a comment that is exactly like this that was made before this comment was. I mean it could also be the possibility that they both came up with the same joke.

  • @graceswanson7246
    @graceswanson7246 3 роки тому +4477

    This is how I watch free horror movies

    • @georgie4093
      @georgie4093 3 роки тому +235

      same or if I’m to scared to watch it

    • @Crash323_
      @Crash323_ 3 роки тому +110

      @@georgie4093 same that's why I also sometimes watch dead meat

    • @treeonahill3557
      @treeonahill3557 3 роки тому +16

      @@georgie4093 just watch the bloopers

    • @linelarsen3841
      @linelarsen3841 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Vieeeel
      @Vieeeel 3 роки тому +15

      Me too, I also don’t mind narration jokes and kill counts (dead meat and this guy) in the background

  • @evenatal3789
    @evenatal3789 2 роки тому +3

    Finally a video with blood unblurred!

  • @necrassarcen5986
    @necrassarcen5986 3 роки тому +3293

    There’s absolutely a way to survive Green Inferno.
    Don’t go to the jungle.

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN 3 роки тому +21

      Or atleast bring a mini gun with you

    • @necrassarcen5986
      @necrassarcen5986 3 роки тому +36

      @@KENNYBIGBOWMAN A mini gun in the jungle is impractical. You’re better off with an M4.

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN 3 роки тому +8

      @@necrassarcen5986 a flamethrower tho

    • @necrassarcen5986
      @necrassarcen5986 3 роки тому +23

      @@KENNYBIGBOWMAN 1. Impractical again
      2. You want to start a forest fire? Nice one.

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN 3 роки тому +3

      @@necrassarcen5986 the least impractical weapon I know is a Sherman tank

  • @duck7322
    @duck7322 3 роки тому +5210

    “She’s a virgin, Hooray!”
    Oh so she gets cheered on but I don’t? I can’t believe this.
    EDIT: I am sorry to say that I can no longer be cheered on, as I am no longer a virgin, thanks to everybody who was cheering me on and have a damn good day.

  • @Kollysss
    @Kollysss 3 роки тому +705

    Years of playing “The Forest” has prepared me for this...

    • @MT-so2mk
      @MT-so2mk 3 роки тому +104

      First playthrough of the Forest: Oh shit, how do I even survive?
      25th playthrough: I'm not locked up on this island here with you. You're all locked up here with me!

    • @KlonoaPS01
      @KlonoaPS01 3 роки тому +3

      @@MT-so2mk Hahaha so true!

    • @Boi_ina_paperbag
      @Boi_ina_paperbag 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @agentxero8470
      @agentxero8470 3 роки тому +15

      Forest logic tho: oh I found a cave ironicly underneath the main camp with a god knows how long old axe in perfectly good condition

    • @strawberryplays3076
      @strawberryplays3076 3 роки тому +1

      Yess😂

  • @thethiccwarrior6675
    @thethiccwarrior6675 2 роки тому +8

    I swear there’s one part in the movie where it’s raining and most of them are still alive and I can’t help but think that in the rain with several Fully grown adults that must weigh somewhere between 120 and 200 that if they were to all run towards a wall repeatedly using their combined weight like a battering ram should at least break some of the sticks if not release them from the mud

  • @m_ylane
    @m_ylane 3 роки тому +364

    "I wanna sneak pass the tribe so I can survive. Let me first put on my green fluorescent jumpsuit that is designed to be spotted"

  • @socorrocamilo6383
    @socorrocamilo6383 3 роки тому +819

    Fact: All the cannibals in this film is friendly in real life
    Another fact: they are good actors

    • @empiresacks3498
      @empiresacks3498 3 роки тому +104

      Imagine believing this is a movie and not found footage

    • @skyblazeXIII
      @skyblazeXIII 3 роки тому +26

      Bullshit! 😶🤯 They are surprisingly good actors😑

    • @skyblazeXIII
      @skyblazeXIII 3 роки тому +8

      @「 Fruity Stravvberryy 」 🤣🤣😉🙃

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 3 роки тому +78

      They were a tribe that had limited contact with the rest of the world, and Eli Roth gave them electricity and the like in exchange for their part. Fact: He showed them Cannibal Holocaust to give them an idea of what he had in mind. They thought it was hilarious.

    • @Gabriel-jg5wh
      @Gabriel-jg5wh 3 роки тому +4

      @@BlackIce3190 yo for real? that's cool to know

  • @lailanielim3824
    @lailanielim3824 3 роки тому +4297

    Ways to survive:
    1. be John Wick
    2.bring Rambo
    3.bring Frank Castle

    • @Calebkkk.
      @Calebkkk. 3 роки тому +77

      Oh my god u are the smartest human being on the planet

    • @arktiix
      @arktiix 3 роки тому +86

      Punisher would punish them

    • @allie_678
      @allie_678 3 роки тому +5

      Haha YES!

    • @jeanlouis243
      @jeanlouis243 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah lmao

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 3 роки тому +23

      4. convince Quatermain and dr. 'Indie' Jones to join the frey

  • @CorneliusFreaksterIII
    @CorneliusFreaksterIII 4 місяці тому +6

    I would tell a trusted adult and stay calm

  • @Gilber1606
    @Gilber1606 4 роки тому +196

    “She’s a vergin, HOORAY!”
    One of the best lines to ever exist and should be written down inmediatly to preserve such good line forever

  • @crittercreatureW0AH
    @crittercreatureW0AH 3 роки тому +387

    grandpa describing the path he took to school

    • @Liv_bsk
      @Liv_bsk 3 роки тому +8

      I laughed harder than I should’ve at this comment💀

    • @pervertotakukun4302
      @pervertotakukun4302 3 роки тому +3

      Wtf i am still laughing 😂😂

  • @takumifujiwara300
    @takumifujiwara300 3 роки тому +1891

    Imagine being an "Activists" and u don't even have a single knowledge about what the hell you're fighting for.

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 3 роки тому +177

      Soooooo
      Blm?

    • @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122
      @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122 3 роки тому +131

      This movie is like : "virtue signaling gone wrong."

    • @Edujs23
      @Edujs23 3 роки тому +11

      What is there to imagine?

    • @evening_sw
      @evening_sw 3 роки тому +32

      So basically a normal activist

    • @aquamarineangel8730
      @aquamarineangel8730 3 роки тому +16

      @@npcimknot958 so... you wanna time travel to 2016? besides, blm has always been around in some way, shape or form.

  • @BobbytheBongoPlaya
    @BobbytheBongoPlaya Рік тому +4

    I love your videos! 🙂🥰

  • @Tito_Silva
    @Tito_Silva 3 роки тому +376

    Fun Fact: cannibalism was quite common on South American tribes back before the Europeans slaughtered then all. But it was more ritualistic, not as just a source of food. They used to eat only those who were strong and fought bravely. It was called antropofagism or something

    • @redcommando21
      @redcommando21 3 роки тому +14

      Wait they ate the recently diseased stronk natives or alive natives?

    • @giovannicesaramorim9adigan961
      @giovannicesaramorim9adigan961 3 роки тому +80

      @@redcommando21 They ate the strong warriors from other tribes, if you'd supposedly cry then they would not think you're brave and would release you, because they thought that eating the strong would give them their strength.

    • @zachconant7031
      @zachconant7031 3 роки тому +42

      Fun fact the Europeans often aligned themselves with tribes who hated the cannibal/ritual tribes, more power in numbers.

    • @darkskies5051
      @darkskies5051 3 роки тому +36

      Fun fact: Europeans used also had carnibal habits, like eating corpses and using parts of mummies as medicine

    • @ShatteredExisistance
      @ShatteredExisistance 3 роки тому +6

      Fun fact:
      Cannibalism was and very much still is a part of many human societies, and there are groups that like killing and eating humans in asia, South America and africa

  • @gladiator_gamerbr6061
    @gladiator_gamerbr6061 3 роки тому +203

    I am a brazilian from Amazonas itself, and they did a pretty good job of depicting some of the most dangerous tribes out here, although the one portrayed in the movie I don’t know if it actually exists. Three popular tribes from here are the Ticunas, the Waimiri-atroari and the Yamamomos (the last one actually appeared in cannibal holocaust)

    • @Hndjdj400
      @Hndjdj400 3 роки тому +4

      Would they actually kill people to consume them ?

    • @mrmanawdaws
      @mrmanawdaws 2 роки тому +18

      @@Hndjdj400 it's harder to eat a live person :/

    • @PeeBurps-gk7cu
      @PeeBurps-gk7cu 10 місяців тому

      From the Amazon to a gamer…. Wow.

  • @filipeg165
    @filipeg165 4 роки тому +386

    "He says his gps doesn't need a signal, it just connects to a satellite." Isn't that how ALL gps works?

    • @x.xxxx0
      @x.xxxx0 4 роки тому +5

      No its not how it works it needs both

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 4 роки тому +10

      GPS marks location via satellite but isn’t powered by satellite.

    • @RobsoonQ
      @RobsoonQ 4 роки тому +6

      yes, gps don't need telecomunication signal like phone - the gps signal comes from net of satellites (about 30 of them) which are located in such a mesh that the signal covers basically whole world at any moment

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara 4 роки тому +2

      @@x.xxxx0 No, GPS only needs satellite. It'll work pretty much anywhere you can see the sky.

    • @CharDhue
      @CharDhue 4 роки тому

      That's how goes work but gps in your phone need internet signal to load map and information thats not available in ur app such as traffic or location

  • @jamain926
    @jamain926 7 місяців тому +1

    This is the most bloody how to beat vid we will ever see

  • @tantim6142
    @tantim6142 3 роки тому +597

    People die *
    Cinema Summary : Those people were lucky

    • @hamburber1683
      @hamburber1683 3 роки тому +44

      Pain is worse than death TRUST ME

    • @reneel65
      @reneel65 3 роки тому +24

      At least they didn’t get eaten alive and snapped Their neck and got impaled by wood

    • @robertgouldshaw2041
      @robertgouldshaw2041 3 роки тому +25

      Rather be killed then torture slowly to death

    • @vintagerock547
      @vintagerock547 3 роки тому +2

      @@hamburber1683 Thank you hamburger, very cool

    • @AWP_Luka_H
      @AWP_Luka_H 3 роки тому +2

      @@vintagerock547 it's ham burber

  • @yungin.ricardo3200
    @yungin.ricardo3200 3 роки тому +2313

    She’s a virgin
    Everyone: HOORAY

    • @MxrrFN
      @MxrrFN 3 роки тому +48

      its hurtinnnnnnnn

    • @YahhGirlJazz
      @YahhGirlJazz 3 роки тому +9

      No shit Sherlock we watched the movie

    • @JohnCusackk
      @JohnCusackk 3 роки тому +66

      @@YahhGirlJazz chill pill

    • @cdsins
      @cdsins 3 роки тому +36

      @@YahhGirlJazz must be fun at parties :l

    • @cdsins
      @cdsins 3 роки тому +12

      @@YahhGirlJazz must be fun at parties :l

  • @tanjirokamado7098
    @tanjirokamado7098 3 роки тому +1120

    1. They can bring guns to schools yet they can't bring guns to forests.

  • @MintyOSC
    @MintyOSC 9 місяців тому +2

    Ok, this is the first time watching this, this is uncensored, HOW WE AINT TALKING ABT THIS

  • @Tinkyowo
    @Tinkyowo 3 роки тому +596

    *Guys head gets split in half by log*
    Cinema Summary: "Lucky"

    • @ashtoncharlienapao6893
      @ashtoncharlienapao6893 3 роки тому +20

      Hey he died instantly, is more beter than die painfuly!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!111

    • @monke_go_wee
      @monke_go_wee 3 роки тому +3

      Like why could you not just snap the sticks?

    • @Dougie.123
      @Dougie.123 3 роки тому +5

      @@monke_go_wee easier said then done

    • @grizzlybear1925
      @grizzlybear1925 3 роки тому +3

      @@monke_go_wee it's not that easy everyone is not a big powerful robot like you

    • @stqrcles
      @stqrcles 3 роки тому +5

      would rather die thay way than enter another human's body

  • @sinfinite7516
    @sinfinite7516 3 роки тому +674

    Hold up. She still protested against the company after almost getting straight up eaten? Awww hell nah.

    • @oscargalindo9679
      @oscargalindo9679 3 роки тому +40

      I was wondering the same thing

    • @jovanihicks3036
      @jovanihicks3036 3 роки тому +69

      That part made no sense why protect cannibals?

    • @Nightmaria
      @Nightmaria 3 роки тому +36

      She didn’t want the person that saved her to die and she didn’t want the forest destroyed

    • @julianarthlopez4611
      @julianarthlopez4611 3 роки тому +38

      she did the right thing. she came to amazon to save the forest and at the end, she did it.

    • @poopooo_o5087
      @poopooo_o5087 3 роки тому +33

      They didnt deserve to die just because they ate people. Thats just their nature, they didnt know any better. Since they're a isolated tribe that must be the only way they could eat, like if there is a animal drought, or if all the plant life is poisonous. So i just think they didnt deserve to die just because they had to survive

  • @lilkingg82
    @lilkingg82 3 роки тому +813

    So, they didn't drug Jonah. He was having an adverse reaction to the blow dart venom. My theory is that they fed him something to keep him alert, maybe even pump up his adrenaline. So that the meat has a gamier taste to it. That's why hunters call their prey game. Because of the taste of the meat after it's been killed during a hunt. That's just my theory, though.

    • @vivianespinoza1549
      @vivianespinoza1549 3 роки тому +12

      Good theory !!

    • @lilkingg82
      @lilkingg82 3 роки тому +34

      @@vivianespinoza1549 For Cannibals and Head Hunters to have existed that long undisturbed, they had to have developed some gruesome methods

    • @MrBroken030
      @MrBroken030 2 роки тому +2

      Pondering how human meat tastes isnt disturbing at all in the context of this movie, but it still feels fucked up though :D

    • @zachfaherty7700
      @zachfaherty7700 2 роки тому +1

      Why would u want to make your meet more gamey it makes it taste worse

    • @lilkingg82
      @lilkingg82 2 роки тому +3

      @@zachfaherty7700 Not to everyone

  • @allergictohumansnotanimals5671
    @allergictohumansnotanimals5671 2 роки тому +3

    the last you see alejandro is not there, there's a cut between the credits at the end of the movie and a satellite picture shows an image of alejandro in the amazon in all black paint. my theory is he became one of them and now hunts people like the other guy in all black from that tribe.

  • @sifatrabby1962
    @sifatrabby1962 3 роки тому +1846

    I would easily survive because I don't even have a passport

  • @jessegoonerage3999
    @jessegoonerage3999 3 роки тому +1039

    A wise poet once wrote:
    "You're in the jungle, baby,
    You're gonna die."

    • @C.A.A.F.
      @C.A.A.F. 3 роки тому +32

      *Guitar solo start

    • @joaquincobas2223
      @joaquincobas2223 2 роки тому +16

      @@C.A.A.F. JUNGLE, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

    • @Hightnawk
      @Hightnawk 2 роки тому +5

      Axl Rose is also my favorite poet

    • @Hightnawk
      @Hightnawk 2 роки тому +5

      @@joaquincobas2223 nanananananee knees

    • @lonerstar4869
      @lonerstar4869 2 роки тому +1

      Can't wait

  • @LONELYòvó
    @LONELYòvó 4 роки тому +722

    How I’d survive? Never go anywhere and build my house fort, to survive any and all danger 🙃

  • @chanexpatriciosongcovers
    @chanexpatriciosongcovers 2 роки тому +1

    Lesson Learned:
    Don't be too confident... Just like you know everything in that Place ... It's ok to help but ... Follow your instincts.

  • @pureanimalclout1199
    @pureanimalclout1199 4 роки тому +220

    the weed is smoked through the oven ig. they'd need atleast 3 pounds to get a village somewhat high off of second hand smoke. they had about 5-8 grams enough to get the guard high but not 40 people

    • @draco_1876
      @draco_1876 4 роки тому +21

      Well those people are probably first time smokers

    • @t4z377
      @t4z377 4 роки тому +7

      @ProfessorPacks nah that weed was prolly that Supernatural LOUD

    • @kriegnes
      @kriegnes 4 роки тому +1

      @ProfessorPacks unrealistic like the rest of the movie?

    • @kriegnes
      @kriegnes 4 роки тому +1

      @ProfessorPacks if you think that movie is realistic i dont know what to say to you

    • @kriegnes
      @kriegnes 4 роки тому +3

      ​@ProfessorPacks thats not what realistic means. thats just being possible. i never said its impossible.

  • @stickmanadventures8724
    @stickmanadventures8724 4 роки тому +998

    If you would’ve never wore one of those green suits, they wouldn’t have attacked you. The only reason they did was because they thought you were one of the people destroying there territory!

    • @whybro3923
      @whybro3923 4 роки тому +218

      Well not really because the clan was cannibals either way and would’ve attacked everyone, but the construction uniform certainly did not help the situation that they were in.

    • @jeroenceulemans3715
      @jeroenceulemans3715 4 роки тому +58

      They would attack you because they would want to eat you.

    • @Seymorebuttz
      @Seymorebuttz 4 роки тому +19

      Debatable

    • @gieroalmendral6100
      @gieroalmendral6100 4 роки тому +5

      1

    • @gurixd100
      @gurixd100 4 роки тому +24

      @Astro IRL those tribes don't even exist. Canibal tribes in Amazonia is just hollywood writing at work.

  • @yellovvbelly6347
    @yellovvbelly6347 4 роки тому +936

    i would give everyone scissors and run because you can’t run while holding scissors

    • @Jugggernaawwt
      @Jugggernaawwt 4 роки тому +45

      That's actually pretty smart.

    • @Equizmaa
      @Equizmaa 4 роки тому +4

      you actually can, and where would you get the scissors?

    • @ithinkalot.1120
      @ithinkalot.1120 4 роки тому +58

      @@Equizmaa its a joke, im sad people like you ruin jokes ;\

    • @Equizmaa
      @Equizmaa 4 роки тому +1

      @@ithinkalot.1120 then be sad, i dont care. besides, this joke wasn’t even funny.. so dont know why you immigrants care, even getting pressed about it

    • @biscuitboy6250
      @biscuitboy6250 4 роки тому +8

      Genius

  • @KTHR666
    @KTHR666 4 місяці тому +3

    This is basically a live action movie version of that one South Park episode.

  • @chasitydeanna4861
    @chasitydeanna4861 3 роки тому +509

    So we're not going to discuss why Lars didn't just use his Spy Kids technology to escape?? 🧐

    • @Alex-zw7sr
      @Alex-zw7sr 3 роки тому +27

      I know. He must be out of practice, because last time I saw him he was the perfect person for this scenario. Maybe he's only a good spy when he's got his sister around. Dynamic duo, y'know?

    • @Dj-pe5bo
      @Dj-pe5bo 3 роки тому +2

      😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀stop LMFAO

    • @vvamppkk
      @vvamppkk 3 роки тому +1

      FR!

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 2 роки тому

      That mech suit would've been a god send at this point.

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 роки тому +1

      The OSS set up the whole protest in the first place. They needed revenge after Junie had quit and become a detective. It was the perfect plan…

  • @charlienoface600
    @charlienoface600 4 роки тому +2777

    this is like the game "The forest"
    Edit: I didn't expect this to get 2k likes O_O, thank you
    Edit 2: Alr so many people say this is like Green Hill too, well there you go. Green Hill.

    • @charlienoface600
      @charlienoface600 4 роки тому +150

      @@berkschnoz478 So true, if you are a gamer I think you get like a 2 percent boost in survival

    • @T_Grimes
      @T_Grimes 4 роки тому +25

      Lol I have that game

    • @SensualSalmon
      @SensualSalmon 4 роки тому +33

      More like green hell but I see what you mean

    • @readmarx420
      @readmarx420 4 роки тому +7

      That's a fun game

    • @snickersfloat4237
      @snickersfloat4237 4 роки тому +16

      Yea yea yea gamers forever hahahaha... I think The Forest is inspired by this movie(my opinion)

  • @thesugar5832
    @thesugar5832 3 роки тому +437

    Who’s willing to go to South America they got gigantic snakes, poisonous snakes, gigantic spiders, poisonous spiders, poisonous frogs, piranhas, etc.

    • @unabalazura
      @unabalazura 3 роки тому +17

      I live there lol

    • @kibareh2606
      @kibareh2606 3 роки тому +2

      Hard difficulty 😂

    • @idku6554
      @idku6554 3 роки тому +5

      Same case with Australia lmao

    • @redchiron6647
      @redchiron6647 3 роки тому +6

      Don't forget the most important part...BRAZIL

    • @Pootis-Spencer
      @Pootis-Spencer 3 роки тому +1

      People born in SA: Hola-

  • @MichaelSpikes-pv6kl
    @MichaelSpikes-pv6kl 7 місяців тому +2

    Excellent video