How To Beat GOD In "Legion"

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  • @bjfgh
    @bjfgh 2 роки тому +12295

    Have a damn good day

    • @HowToBeatYT
      @HowToBeatYT  2 роки тому +861

      You too

    • @mason9855
      @mason9855 2 роки тому +79

      After cinema

    • @mason9855
      @mason9855 2 роки тому +47

      @@HowToBeatYT do u do yt for a living

    • @rnshorts6497
      @rnshorts6497 2 роки тому +31

      Dang it I almost had it 😭

    • @cylgo
      @cylgo 2 роки тому +10

      Man's took "his jaw dropped" to a whole 'nother level

  • @christopherearth9714
    @christopherearth9714 2 роки тому +7245

    That chef was honestly their best ally. You ever seen anyone chuck a solid metal skillet with perfect accuracy like a boomerang?!

    • @dragonborn7325
      @dragonborn7325 2 роки тому +38

      ye i agreee

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 роки тому +176

      Him and Kyle got done dirty

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 2 роки тому +56

      he could’ve cooked the “Not Meth” that Walter White used to blow up Tuco’s office

    • @Ese_Moreno04
      @Ese_Moreno04 2 роки тому +68

      @@imretro2182 fr I was pissed when Kyle died

    • @boredperson1185
      @boredperson1185 2 роки тому +51

      Isnt it weird how angels are using guns and cars to kill us
      I mean where your powers at ?

  • @kevinedward6132
    @kevinedward6132 2 роки тому +3888

    He couldn't keep his wings otherwise he'd still be able to be manipulated/controlled/possed whatever by god, that's why the neck collar fell off and you saw that kind of halo effect collapsing in as he lost his divine power, he lost his power but gained free will and able to fully act against gods will like any other human. Same as the slave Bracelets on the Genie in Aladin he's bound to the lamp, Angels are bound to God.

    • @albinismani9774
      @albinismani9774 2 роки тому +150

      Yeah he is smart enough for all that but didn't think of that

    • @chrisduncan3249
      @chrisduncan3249 2 роки тому +103

      I am glad I am not the only one who was going to point this out

    • @TeamElimination
      @TeamElimination 2 роки тому +100

      27:20 - He further expands on the idea of the collar and wings with how he would go about dealing with Gabriel. Took a long while to wrap back around but he did get around to why/how to sever the connection

    • @triplemoyagames4195
      @triplemoyagames4195 2 роки тому +23

      This universe was interesting but it makes sense. Biblical accurate God is simply OP lol

    • @tylergames6847
      @tylergames6847 2 роки тому +19

      Then how did he betray god in the first place with the collar on. If he can't betray god with the collar on, then the act of cutting off his wings would be considered betrayal and not be possible. So yes, by this story's plot, it would be possible to find nukes or other weapons like that.

  • @davidmarsh7933
    @davidmarsh7933 2 роки тому +8239

    What I always found ironic about this movie is that Lucifer and his Demons are awfully quiet throughout this whole ordeal

    • @capt.squirt
      @capt.squirt 2 роки тому +1618

      i think they're scared as hell, all the angels and archangels are there

    • @itsDjjayyArt
      @itsDjjayyArt 2 роки тому +297

      Indeed 🤔 what was he doing

    • @Iskou307
      @Iskou307 2 роки тому +1217

      @@itsDjjayyArt sitting back and enjoying the show obviously

    • @ExDixionconderoga
      @ExDixionconderoga 2 роки тому +222

      @@capt.squirt so sneak up on god from heaven lol

    • @user-fg9dc9nn4o
      @user-fg9dc9nn4o 2 роки тому +530

      Considering Lucifer/Satan doesn't care about humans, and would gladly make them suffer, if able, I imagine he's sitting back with a bowl of popcorn while watching his dad try to wipe out humanity a second time.

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 9 місяців тому +507

    God sending all his angels out to erradicate humanity
    Satan: "Hey, uuh... Should we help them humans? I mean we also have followers..."
    Baphomet: "I dunno, chief... the last time I did *_I was kicked out of my temple..."_*

    • @lebrondavis1420
      @lebrondavis1420 7 місяців тому +59

      Satan probably would help us but in return we’d have to worship him either way humanity isn’t winning with this one

    • @chinewenzy
      @chinewenzy 7 місяців тому +1

      Wow

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 5 місяців тому +14

      @@lebrondavis1420 Pretty sure being killed by the angels would send us to hell anyway, so at least we'd be suffering less if satan ruled.

    • @hehehehaworgrrr1513
      @hehehehaworgrrr1513 5 місяців тому +8

      @@thunderspark1536Id rather Die then get the Mark if the Beast

    • @krzystajer5485
      @krzystajer5485 5 місяців тому +3

      @@thunderspark1536 i mean,to be fair wouldnt earth bassicly become hell 2.0?

  • @kawaiiboba6074
    @kawaiiboba6074 2 роки тому +3192

    "He ribbed out his wings, which are the most vital-"
    His wings where part the shackles placed on him, if he kept his wings the shackles he had couldve also been used to control and exterminate him or turn him into an entity.

    • @LanceCuatonPlays
      @LanceCuatonPlays 2 роки тому +1

      Mf smarter than Cinema summary damn😳

    • @kawaiiboba6074
      @kawaiiboba6074 2 роки тому +7

      @@LanceCuatonPlays fr tho.

    • @whiteperson1742
      @whiteperson1742 2 роки тому +111

      Also he said glue stuff to a dirt road lol

    • @lloydacosta5080
      @lloydacosta5080 2 роки тому +9

      yes also that will smith grandma slap was litttttttttttttttt

    • @imlewishehe
      @imlewishehe 2 роки тому +51

      @@whiteperson1742 Which he then provided evidence on the tactic being used in the real world

  • @yoqse486
    @yoqse486 2 роки тому +16908

    "If god sent an army of angels to exterminate humanity what would you do". Well, you're not making it easy for me, man.

    • @skubaRu7
      @skubaRu7 2 роки тому +194

      😂😂😂

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +561

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(this is a reference to the hit game Clash Royal’s skeleton army card)

    • @yellowbone5751
      @yellowbone5751 2 роки тому +300

      FIRST OF ALL HE WOULDNT NEED TO SEND ANY ANGELS JUST A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS WE GONE FOREVER THIS MORE OF WHAT SATAN AND THE FALLEN ANGELS WOULD DO AND THEN BLAME GOD AND HIS ANGELS FOOR 😇 ✨️

    • @candystars7428
      @candystars7428 2 роки тому +238

      I'd give him ten seconds to relax before I stepped in

    • @ethankoh6851
      @ethankoh6851 2 роки тому +172

      We went from escape rooms to defeating god lol

  • @darkdemonwerewolf
    @darkdemonwerewolf Рік тому +1248

    "I would have kept the wings" And that was going to be his worst mistake. Based off the movie it seems like those very wings act like a leash to god's will as the halo seems to fade after they're lost. The last thing you need while on a mission to protect someone is to be tethered to something that can yank, freeze, or even corrupt your goal even if it's for a second and cause you to stand aside while the deciding shot is being made.

    • @ArbysFisted
      @ArbysFisted 11 місяців тому +40

      I agree. I came here to say this and look for others. For someone who does this so much I’m surprised he didn’t notice that.

    • @lucydrop8105
      @lucydrop8105 11 місяців тому +30

      ​@@ArbysFistedhe also said put flammable object by the road so you can blow them up, but like how? How would you blow them up? You can't shoot a propane tank to blow it up, fuse I guess but you would have to time it right so it's kind of a dumb idea

    • @drzerogi
      @drzerogi 11 місяців тому +37

      The odd thing is that during the fight scene between Gabriel and Michael, he says that tearing off the wings removes the leash and that Michael should have ripped Gabriel's wings off.
      HtB needs to do a better job checking his scripts for inconsistancies.

    • @aawagga6841
      @aawagga6841 10 місяців тому +18

      dude literally went and blew a cross shaped hole through a wall 30 seconds later like im pretty sure he’s still got some juice in him 🙄

    • @JaimeBlackwater-io6vl
      @JaimeBlackwater-io6vl 10 місяців тому +3

      Watch the scene again. The halo contracts and seems to do so around his neck. Doesn't look like it closes itself over his head but under his head.
      Not sure the implication but it always made me go Huh.

  • @littletrickster3311
    @littletrickster3311 8 місяців тому +41

    When he said "like a bat out of Hell" I laughed so hard. That's A phrase my grandma uses a lot and it's hilarious

  • @plushiebros64
    @plushiebros64 2 роки тому +2556

    The ending got me
    *"And now, they will have to face the dangerous threat of all; parenthood"*

    • @cliffallenalter-verse786
      @cliffallenalter-verse786 2 роки тому +23

      I understood that reference

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому +9

      @@cliffallenalter-verse786 I think we all did...

    • @PainfulEditz
      @PainfulEditz Рік тому +2

      ​@@SStupendous am I too young or something?

    • @TastyToez
      @TastyToez Рік тому +11

      @@PainfulEditz The point of the joke is that Parenthood sucks

    • @newson3613
      @newson3613 Рік тому +2

      He said “deadliest” and no that makes no sense

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 2 роки тому +12703

    If they had a lot more biblical accurate looking angels than just the low class ones this movie would have been too much for people but I would have loved it.

    • @litneyloxan
      @litneyloxan 2 роки тому +1068

      if I ever see an ophanim in real life I’m just gonna hit the deck right there

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +968

      “Be not afraid”

    • @suissais4732
      @suissais4732 2 роки тому +396

      there are many kinds of angels human looking ones too and then the creepy ones

    • @fushiijo
      @fushiijo 2 роки тому +670

      @@suissais4732 ^^ yeah, lower ranking angels (literally just called angels)look like the classic human with wings
      thrones and seraphim are the ones with wings and eyeballs galore

    • @MelonFarmer37
      @MelonFarmer37 2 роки тому

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +7842

    God: *Sends all his angels to extermineate the human race*
    Cinema Summary: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.

    • @someguywithatrunksphoto
      @someguywithatrunksphoto 2 роки тому +226

      And not even that will phase cinema summary, more than anything it will show him using 10% of his power Edit: Mom I’m famous on a some guy without a mustache comment

    • @Mehdy97
      @Mehdy97 2 роки тому +47

      The legend is here

    • @Gankstomper
      @Gankstomper 2 роки тому

      @@Mehdy97 Your standard of "legend" is depressing and sad. He's a no life that spends all day every day on UA-cam begging fir attention.

    • @PennywiseTheDancingClown274
      @PennywiseTheDancingClown274 2 роки тому +58

      Ends up playing go fish instead of fighting
      God: go fish
      CS: damn you... Wait

    • @Sylvarvar
      @Sylvarvar 2 роки тому +15

      U spelt exterminate wrong

  • @JLocke573
    @JLocke573 11 місяців тому +23

    After watching several videos from this channel I now know how to beat insane cults, mutant roaches, battle royal games and even GOD himself. I am now invincible

    • @yaxye3160
      @yaxye3160 10 днів тому

      it hasn't taught you how to bet parenthood has it? Nobody has ever defeaten it b4

  • @SiimplyGrinding
    @SiimplyGrinding 2 роки тому +2366

    “How to beat God” is wild😂

    • @peytonlol2006
      @peytonlol2006 2 роки тому +36

      it’s like trying to beat ronnie

    • @henl0140
      @henl0140 2 роки тому

      According to my calculations, they have 0.00120201010000000000000000001% of winning or just 0%

    • @angelahardison5903
      @angelahardison5903 2 роки тому +6

      hahahahahahahahahah

    • @derikkudesu6294
      @derikkudesu6294 2 роки тому +49

      Athiests: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @anidiot6140
      @anidiot6140 2 роки тому +6

      I had 1 hour of sleep 2 cups of espresso And 1 brownie and im ready to fight god or die trying

  • @WynneL
    @WynneL 2 роки тому +960

    I love the ending of this movie. The group has one advantage in its corner that its members don't seem to fully fathom until the end; the very fact that humanity wasn't instantly wiped out means that God either isn't decided, or this is actually a stealth test of the angels. I thought of this, but when the story actually turned in that direction I was so pleasantly surprised. So often movies will just gloss over all logic and reason in favor of more explosions.

    • @triplemoyagames4195
      @triplemoyagames4195 2 роки тому +115

      Yup, especially since we know, if God wants to destroy a group of people. He doesn't hold back too much

    • @robertwye9463
      @robertwye9463 2 роки тому +146

      I think Michael pretty much says that it's a test to See if angels would serve as the warriors of God or the protectors of humanity

    • @naniwo4438
      @naniwo4438 2 роки тому +20

      @@triplemoyagames4195 just summons a flood lol

    • @triplemoyagames4195
      @triplemoyagames4195 2 роки тому +91

      @@naniwo4438 Well to be fair, he said he wouldn't do that again. He made a promise

    • @naniwo4438
      @naniwo4438 2 роки тому +15

      @@triplemoyagames4195 true, forgot about that

  • @KittyKatty999
    @KittyKatty999 2 роки тому +2923

    Only Cinema Summary could confidently say "I have a plan to beat the *Captial-G GOD* themselves", and ACTUALLY have some weight to their words. However, if any god, either Roman, Japanese, or Christian, wanted you dead...There really wouldn't be any chance of surviving. Like, *OMNIPOTNENT* beings don't just give up when you survive a few of their challenges, and kill their forces. They could easily curse you, or thanos snap you, cause they are *gods.*

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +72

      Only way to beat them is Find their Weaknesses, Make some... cruical friends and nasically be ready to scourge the world.

    • @katroamleft4721
      @katroamleft4721 2 роки тому +46

      "Roman, Japanese or Christian" God....what the hell 😂

    • @totallynotinsane3327
      @totallynotinsane3327 2 роки тому +13

      @@Subject_Keter not really

    • @Preseptic
      @Preseptic 2 роки тому +52

      @@Subject_Keter Ah yes. Weaknesses.

    • @sdwcriminal9023
      @sdwcriminal9023 2 роки тому

      id beat all them gods asses fym

  • @Brandon-1996
    @Brandon-1996 6 місяців тому +51

    1:00
    _"He's being possessed. And with his eyes and teeth transformed..."_
    You forgot the most important part, his eyebrows.

  • @natman2939
    @natman2939 2 роки тому +3058

    I love how you considered that killing Gabrielle might cause "God to intervene directly, which is fucking terrifying" with God being represented by a giant storm.
    Yeah I would seek negotiations, or even just fall to my knees and beg forgiveness

    • @amvknights9868
      @amvknights9868 2 роки тому +221

      Forgiveness? when God wants to get rid of mankind and I think it’s too late for forgiveness😂

    • @silvermist4110
      @silvermist4110 2 роки тому +159

      @@amvknights9868 I meannnn 😅 what you got to lose at that point

    • @yesnoandyes4621
      @yesnoandyes4621 2 роки тому

      @@fishermanbaelin4236 would you rather get a chance to live or die “free” stuck in a gas station.

    • @khiemnguyen7929
      @khiemnguyen7929 2 роки тому +18

      God didnt order this, the Angels act on their own

    • @gabriellelefebvre3413
      @gabriellelefebvre3413 2 роки тому +4

      ahaha... oh dear

  • @WolfMax1223
    @WolfMax1223 2 роки тому +624

    The thing that always got me about this movie is that God plays games with these people and gives them essentially a zombie apocalypse, when dropping massive pillars of fire all around the world would be a much more efficient alternative

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 2 роки тому +137

      They had to nerf God for the movie tho. If pillars of fire were dropped, then everyone would have died within minutes.

    • @ethanshin2363
      @ethanshin2363 2 роки тому +13

      @@rosestar1324 lmao

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 2 роки тому +31

      Or yust thanos snap them
      He's fucking GOD ffs

    • @cataphracts123
      @cataphracts123 2 роки тому +18

      Indeed. God's already done this one even with rain water.

    • @Nishom0926
      @Nishom0926 2 роки тому +1

      God was Just Fucking around world.
      Gabriel: Michael you Died because you disordered God.
      Michael Return
      Gabriel: What the Fuck bro.
      Michael: I don't Fucking why.
      Gabriel and Michael looking at God:
      ?????????
      God with ( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ): Reasons
      Gabriel and Michael: God knows best
      Real Reason: Devil went on vacation and God thought something missing in the world. Child in story 😈

  • @wanski1444
    @wanski1444 2 роки тому +1687

    Just want to make a point, his wings connected him to God so keeping them probably would hav kept him under Gods controls

    • @hopelessdecoy
      @hopelessdecoy 2 роки тому +95

      Well if he was under control to begin with he wouldn't of been able to rebel at all. I think this was a moral test for Michael and if he truly thought he was serving an unjust God then he shouldn't be using it's power. However since he clearly was remade a new angel because he did the right thing the God in this movie was actually just and it's hard to say if this all didn't play out as planned by God.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 роки тому +27

      @@hopelessdecoy Well... Devils are literally result of Lucifer and some other Angels rebelling against God then being banished after their loss

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 роки тому +2

      Let me say to no one in particular: If you like 'deep thinking'
      then why not putting this to good Use by thinking
      about Problems and Issues?
      UA-camrs like Some More News, Second Thought, Knowing Better and Illuminaughtii
      sure try to Tackle Problems and not just live in a world together with them. And you?

    • @hopelessdecoy
      @hopelessdecoy 2 роки тому +2

      @@loturzelrestaurant that's what my day job is for, deep thinking excersizes on things that don't matter as much keeps the rust off the mental gears with less stress.

    • @hopelessdecoy
      @hopelessdecoy 2 роки тому

      @@Petaurista13 True but I think you could argue those Angles themselves were unjust and not trying to do the right thing, so the theory still stands that this could of all been a test for Michael... In my mind at least :)

  • @Boxofbutter868
    @Boxofbutter868 9 місяців тому +13

    11:13 bro making a tight tower defense strat

  • @MurphNTurph
    @MurphNTurph 2 роки тому +842

    A factor that needs to be stated in this videos:
    These are ordinary people, thrown into a supernatural situation that has them dealing with monsters they have never encountered before.
    None of them are trained to handle this, and in a situation like this, all of them are scared, confused, and just doing their best to survive.
    So while it's easy to judge their actions from the safety of our homes, when put in their shoes, a majority of us would end up doing the same things, when put in their situation.

    • @MurphNTurph
      @MurphNTurph 2 роки тому +94

      All that being said, idc how scared you are:
      You go out to rescue the damn child of the corn, you're on your own lol

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 2 роки тому +68

      For sure for sure. That said, these videos are not intended to be “How these characters could reasonably be expected to beat this situation with knowledge and emotional control we could reasonably expect a regular person to have”. The point of these videos is “How to beat _____ situation”. That’s why he brings up random studies or niche trivia that a regular person probably wouldn’t know.
      I’m not sure that made much sense, sorry. Essentially, these videos are not intended to answer the question of “what WOULD they do?” These videos are intended to answer “what COULD they do?”
      (All this to say, except for when he actively calls people stupid, these videos are not meant to judge people for normal human reacts. It’s just answering a different question, if that makes sense?)

    • @balloon3939
      @balloon3939 2 роки тому

      👏

    • @VivAtreyu
      @VivAtreyu 2 роки тому +12

      Nah man all of us jeyboard warriors wouldn’t do the same. We would simply die lol.

    • @steampunkemo9211
      @steampunkemo9211 2 роки тому +5

      T H A N K Y O U
      *noone* could prepare for something like this, and people often forget that!

  • @kickrun7709
    @kickrun7709 2 роки тому +6178

    “If God sent angels to exterminate the human race, what would you do?”
    Die, probably. Wtf am I supposed to do?

    • @Mehdy97
      @Mehdy97 2 роки тому +142

      Survive (its a joke for those who cant get a jokes💀)

    • @ultra-instinctgoku3131
      @ultra-instinctgoku3131 2 роки тому +353

      ​@@Mehdy97 how tf can you survive when you're literally up against angels lmao

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 2 роки тому +113

      @@ultra-instinctgoku3131 summon a demon? Like smt has shown us we can get demon to help us then we are fine, as long as a) it's strong enough to protect us and b) it's nice enough to help us

    • @sunnysideissuperior6438
      @sunnysideissuperior6438 2 роки тому +219

      @@thatonejoey1847 no

    • @Hldmyhnd.1
      @Hldmyhnd.1 2 роки тому +95

      @@thatonejoey1847 no

  • @alexander6061
    @alexander6061 Рік тому +779

    We need a "That was his biggest mistake" counter

  • @FlameBinder55
    @FlameBinder55 8 місяців тому +4

    Satan: "Damn, dude, and I thought I was evil."

  • @AgentNintaku
    @AgentNintaku Рік тому +889

    Those angels were pretty clearly not actually trying to win. They could have just swarmed the place. It's not like they're afraid of dying or anything, so they could just throw sheer numbers at the diner until everyone was unalived. What the heck were they doing goofing off that entire time?

    • @Baconator5642
      @Baconator5642 Рік тому +119

      Plot called for it, movies just not good simple as

    • @zerodragonsaiyen3268
      @zerodragonsaiyen3268 8 місяців тому +218

      My head cannon is that they didn’t want to follow gods plan because what he’s doing is messed up but they also didn’t want to feel his wrath so they were probably stalling for time until they realized they had to go before God gets suspicious

    • @mattyhussa
      @mattyhussa 8 місяців тому +30

      @@zerodragonsaiyen3268that would make sense tbh

    • @yourboicrip990
      @yourboicrip990 7 місяців тому +12

      @@mattyhussa PROJECT ZOMBOID MENTIONED 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @bellidrael7457
      @bellidrael7457 6 місяців тому +69

      @@zerodragonsaiyen3268 'Before God gets suspicious'
      ... it's God. This isn't 'God' from a video game where the term just means they are really powerful. He literally knows everything lol. While you're right, the Angels didn't want to go through with it, and that's why they weren't really trying that hard, is because they were all hesitating... there is no 'They had to go before God got suspicious'. He knew they didn't want to do it.

  • @ceilingsintheireyes6288
    @ceilingsintheireyes6288 Рік тому +1649

    "If anyone in the diner is an atheist, they should be shitting their pants. Not only is god real but he's hitting Control, Alt, Delete on the entire human race". That got me good 😂

    • @FishyFinster
      @FishyFinster 10 місяців тому

      WOW NIGGA YOU WATCH THE VISEO TO?

    • @Vrex95
      @Vrex95 8 місяців тому +40

      i love you 1%
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    • @jjreturns2102
      @jjreturns2102 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@Vrex95who hurt you ?

    • @felixwestergom963
      @felixwestergom963 8 місяців тому +7

      Stopped the video. Read your comment. Pressed on Play. 0.2 seconds later he said this.
      Scary

    • @bluefoxgalaxy6057
      @bluefoxgalaxy6057 7 місяців тому +6

      @@jjreturns2102What does that mean in the context of the person’s comment

  • @jackal04
    @jackal04 2 роки тому +263

    This is one of my favorite movies. For those who don’t know this is actually part of a non-connected trilogy called The Fallen Angle Collection: Legion, Priest, and Gabriel. All absolute BANGERS!

    • @austinlubetkin
      @austinlubetkin 2 роки тому +8

      Don’t forget the tv show dominion

    • @kallyb1998
      @kallyb1998 2 роки тому +4

      Any clue where I could stream Gabriel? I've seen the other two

    • @the_flaming_kha0s
      @the_flaming_kha0s 2 роки тому +1

      I haven't see any of them but the cgi does look amazing

    • @dias8726
      @dias8726 2 роки тому +1

      Yooo I fucking loved priest

    • @robertjarrell1121
      @robertjarrell1121 2 роки тому +2

      Wait...."Priest" like the movie with the eyeless vampires?

  • @ShiaTheBunnyGirl
    @ShiaTheBunnyGirl 10 днів тому

    One thing I like about these older how to beat videos is that they don’t make it painfully obvious who dies on the “x down, x to go” screens

  • @adeadpoet4221
    @adeadpoet4221 2 роки тому +521

    The series actually shows that the angels are durable enough to survive nukes. Weapons only hurt them when it's used by another divine being i think.

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 Рік тому

      Just go full jacob and beat the shit outta the.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Рік тому +8

      Well the highest ranking of them can survive a nuke in the show but the rest of them can only handle anti aircraft guns at best.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 Рік тому +22

      ​@@falsnamae3511That's actually what the series all about. Although there were some twist in the series the deviated from the bible. Michael was actually the one who committed a genocide first. In the series, Michael was the flood sent from heaven to cull humanity, the ark was actually a bunker to hide the survivors from Michael. It was Gabriel that saved humanity by intervening, beating Michael n unconscious and leaving him to die. Michael was then saved by a boy who passed by despite knowing who he is. So he decided that it was a test from God and he failed because the boy showed mercy by saving him even when he had all the reasons and opportunity to do the opposite. And for that reason, Michael has been determined to protect humanity ever since. Gabriel at some point later was living on Earth in a human body. He had a son that would be David. After David slayed Goliath, he was destinated to become king but was then assassinated by the king of that time. Gabriel was furious, he killed the king, left for heaven and decided that human are treacherous and ungrateful for what he had done for them. And later in the series, it was revealed that God did not specifically ordered the angels to punish humanity, he only left behind an artifact that allowed them to do so. And Gabriel decided that it was God intention to exterminate humanity otherwise he wouldn't left them with the artifact. Michael on the other hand interpreted it as a test from God and pleaded Gabriel not to used the artifact with no success. And that's how it happened.

    • @Schwarzkittel
      @Schwarzkittel Рік тому +5

      Theres a series? I always wondered why they didnt continue the story.

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 11 місяців тому

      @@Schwarzkittel yea, Dominion, it's a decent watch.

  • @Notreallyrihaan
    @Notreallyrihaan 2 роки тому +1738

    It has finally happened, i knew this day would come soon enough. Cinema summary has taught us how to beat God himself

    • @itsmx_lia2490
      @itsmx_lia2490 2 роки тому +6

      God*

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 2 роки тому +74

      Next he's gonna tell how how to become god

    • @floof3624
      @floof3624 2 роки тому +30

      @@mrnubbones8626 he is god.

    • @Notreallyrihaan
      @Notreallyrihaan 2 роки тому +3

      @e thank you.

    • @miceltusav88
      @miceltusav88 2 роки тому

      We are ready, brother. Summon the hordes and light the signal fires. Our messanger has returned...our allies shall honor the old pact. To war!

  • @TheRealBlaze
    @TheRealBlaze 2 роки тому +2306

    Let's be honest.. This is the one that not ONE of us would be able to beat 😂🤣

    • @whosjoe1082
      @whosjoe1082 2 роки тому +84

      except for Michel

    • @TheRealBlaze
      @TheRealBlaze 2 роки тому +160

      @@whosjoe1082 *Now everyone proceeds to change their name to Michel for Legion insurance* 🤣

    • @whosjoe1082
      @whosjoe1082 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheRealBlaze 😂

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 2 роки тому +19

      I would likely be one of the possessed tbh

    • @kamovka8003
      @kamovka8003 2 роки тому +10

      God cant destory other religions place of prayer

  • @tescos2000
    @tescos2000 5 місяців тому +10

    im 2 years late to this video but heres my take
    the biggest mistake Michael made was not bringing the correct weaponry. A light machine gun is absolutely devastating in many situations as it is capable of sustained accurate fire. Against unarmed targets at ranges up to 400-500 meters this would be absolutely devastating, especially when you have 5-6 individuals using them. the next issues are training, disposables, and protection. all of this shooting is going to leave you and your companions deaf very quickly, and you will be unable to communicate effectively, lose coordination, and succumb the the monsters. hearing protection is a must. secondly, you would need an adequate amount of ammunition. this could be in excess of 10,000 rounds, and you would need spare barrels for the machine guns so they dont melt their own barrels off due to all the shooting. finally, Michael would have to brief all of the civilians on how to effectively reload, change barrels, aim and control these weapons otherwise its pointless him even having these people.

  • @BioHunter1990
    @BioHunter1990 2 роки тому +454

    It's interesting how that film played with the mythical role of Michael.
    Michael is the Captain of the Heavenly Host, a warrior general of the angels. It's why in nearly every depiction of Michael he is seen as a knight or warrior, clad in armor and bearing a sword or spear.
    Gabriel is a messenger, a herald and speaker of God's will.

    • @semeionsho
      @semeionsho 2 роки тому +31

      Exactly.... Gabriel is no warrior mehnn

    • @renegadedragoon6128
      @renegadedragoon6128 2 роки тому +9

      Ig which is why an angel lost to a human

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 2 роки тому +5

      Perfect symbols

    • @BioHunter1990
      @BioHunter1990 2 роки тому +41

      ​@@kyrohowe3156 Yes. And I would also note, that it's befitting in a way that the Captain of the Heavenly Host also becomes the holy guardian of mankind. Because again, in the mythology...Michael is often depicted as one who intercedes on behalf of Man to defend and strike down the Serpent. It's why Michael is often shown in heraldry as a knight striking down a serpent...representing Satan. Again, the film plays with that interestingly. In the dire hour, Michael the Archangel (First among angels) comes in his full regalia and glory to protect mankind.
      I will also note, I'm not a Christian but I find their mythology and mysticism fascinating.

    • @chrishamilton3241
      @chrishamilton3241 2 роки тому +2

      Michael is Christ though

  • @el_priet0kun373
    @el_priet0kun373 2 роки тому +649

    Man I feel bad for the chef, he had no reason to die like that

    • @pascrome
      @pascrome Рік тому +14

      Fr

    • @kansuu
      @kansuu Рік тому +58

      and the other blacks dude if they didn’t dumb his character down for no reason he would’ve survived

    • @Verst4kGardeV3
      @Verst4kGardeV3 Рік тому +4

      sorry that's how horror movies work i mean if u give them a brain how would za movie be scary?@@kansuu

    • @bonesyt5060
      @bonesyt5060 Рік тому +1

      yea, bro saved someone using his life

    • @pierrerobertjimenez7802
      @pierrerobertjimenez7802 11 місяців тому

      No way Charles Dutton would go out like that.

  • @nijaljiggetts4749
    @nijaljiggetts4749 Рік тому +235

    The one major thing I'd disagree with is the thought surrounding Michael's decision to remove his wings. It isn't explicitly said, but the thought seems to be that angels are commanded by God and generally have to obey orders and so the wings will hinder his mission to go Rogue. We also don't know what other restrictions angels face, so cutting off his wings would unshackle him in that regard. Though, of it would've been very helpful to have bulletproof wings which also allow you to fly.
    Also, 3 minutes to enact the Jumpstart labor plan?
    Some of us need longer than that to bust a nut. 😂

  • @Nixxed_kyohi
    @Nixxed_kyohi 5 місяців тому +7

    19:22 homie got disrespected on every level with that 3 min remark 😂

  • @elhugox1
    @elhugox1 2 роки тому +105

    I remember watching this movie years ago
    I remember liking this line of dialog "you gave him what he wanted, I gave him what he needed"

    • @Nishom0926
      @Nishom0926 2 роки тому

      God was Just Fucking around world.
      Gabriel: Michael you Died because you disordered God.
      Michael Return
      Gabriel: What the Fuck bro.
      Michael: I don't Fucking why.
      Gabriel and Michael looking at God:
      ?????????
      God with ( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ): Reasons
      Gabriel and Michael: God knows best
      Real Reason: Devil went on vacation and God thought something missing in the world. Child in story 😈 for next sequel.

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical 2 роки тому +4

      I was pretty touched by his delivery when he talked to Jeep about his admiration for humanity, and for Jeep in particular.

  • @gamingchaos8665
    @gamingchaos8665 Рік тому +615

    This is one of the most non horror movies that legit scared me. Those things the people turn into actually unsettle me.

    • @glitchy3963
      @glitchy3963 10 місяців тому +68

      Probably because the idea that a ANGEL not a demon but a ANGEL, possessing humans and telling them they’ll burn in hell, is actually terrifying

    • @bayraktarx1386
      @bayraktarx1386 9 місяців тому +19

      Biblically angels and demons look the same so it makes more sense than 99% of movies.

    • @AidanBueling
      @AidanBueling 8 місяців тому +9

      Yeah that's because literal blasphemy is unsettling.

    • @mechazillark
      @mechazillark 8 місяців тому +6

      @@bayraktarx1386 bible angels and demons do not look the same bruh. bible angel has eyes all over it and wings while demons just look like discombobulated mutated creatures

    • @bayraktarx1386
      @bayraktarx1386 8 місяців тому +4

      @@mechazillark NO, you are wrong! Only time satans/demon appearance is described in bible is 11:14 when he takes form of angel of light... BUT if you think logically he is fallen angel he doesn't need to take form of angel he is one... as described in bible he was one of most beautiful angels. So where does you BS demon look comes from? Movies?

  • @TrashComments
    @TrashComments 2 роки тому +637

    God: *sends down angels to eliminate humanity*
    Cinema Summary: “It’s showtime”

  • @ayyanthegamer5965
    @ayyanthegamer5965 7 місяців тому +12

    “God is literally hitting Ctrl alt delete” made me die of laughter

  • @Chroufa
    @Chroufa 2 роки тому +1185

    it's honestly impressive that he narrated this whole video without cracking a laugh

  • @SirBeast1992
    @SirBeast1992 Рік тому +2131

    "Moses begged God to soften the Pharaoh's heart, but God decided to curse them plagues and kill their firstborn sons instead."
    To be honest, that's like the entirety of the Old Testament in a nutshell.

    • @jackisgaming7509
      @jackisgaming7509 Рік тому +21

      True

    • @ricardoclark336
      @ricardoclark336 Рік тому +135

      God doesn’t force us to do his will he gives us free will. We choose to either follow his will or follow our own. Pharaoh didn’t want to let the Israelites go. He gave pharaoh chance after chance after chance before he even killed anyone so don’t be ignorant study. Context matters u know 💯

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 Рік тому +2

      @@ricardoclark336 God is kind of a piece of shit if he thinks cursing people with traumatic events and painful punishments is a good way of imposing his will rather than, ya know, teaching the bad people to know better.

    • @danielkhan1218
      @danielkhan1218 Рік тому +129

      @@ricardoclark336 It's funny, I don't understand how they don't get the meaning of the story. Moses asked God to soften the heart of the Pharaoh, and God didn't. The entire point is to show the fact that Moses cared even for the worst of sinners, because that's how a Prophet is, caring.

    • @draskopopovic9543
      @draskopopovic9543 Рік тому +43

      @@ricardoclark336 but why are his sons to blame for his actions

  • @thrrock4371
    @thrrock4371 2 роки тому +251

    I like the message at the end
    "God needs his servants to do the right thing not blindly follow orders"

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk Рік тому +59

      Tell that to all the innocent people who got divinely murdered by angels.

    • @thrrock4371
      @thrrock4371 Рік тому +18

      @@theexchipmunk uhhh 😅

    • @carbiv
      @carbiv Рік тому +16

      @@theexchipmunk Alright Ill let em know

    • @vonthatn
      @vonthatn Рік тому +6

      @@theexchipmunk its a movie

    • @eligah1843
      @eligah1843 Рік тому

      kind of stupid as fuck considering god was insanely evil the whole damn movie but yeah sure fuck it whatever

  • @noticemal
    @noticemal Місяць тому +2

    The chef needs to be in the NFL that accuracy is top notch

  • @bungas3125
    @bungas3125 2 роки тому +208

    the way this man is explaining how the survivors would survive using defensive advantages makes it sound like this movie should have an actual game about it where you just defend the diner from hoards of the angels

    • @renzod0332
      @renzod0332 2 роки тому +10

      That's similar to the plot from State of decay

    • @Dantevonlocke
      @Dantevonlocke 2 роки тому +8

      Also talked about gluing things down... gluing things to the dirt?

    • @cheezergaming
      @cheezergaming 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dantevonlocke asphalt

    • @Brandon-r1w5r
      @Brandon-r1w5r Рік тому

      L4D2

    • @Soodlenoup3781
      @Soodlenoup3781 Рік тому

      @@cheezergamingstill, it’s glue. What is glue going to do against several one ton moving walls.

  • @jaromweissvert4121
    @jaromweissvert4121 2 роки тому +259

    Cinema summary in his first how to beats: how to beat serial killers
    Cinema summary in his later how to beats: how to beat death game organizations
    Cinema summary now: how to beat god

    • @sakiokai9317
      @sakiokai9317 2 роки тому +11

      Next it'll be how to become god

    • @sakiokai9317
      @sakiokai9317 2 роки тому +1

      It will

    • @-w-4252
      @-w-4252 2 роки тому +7

      Next it’ll be how to beat the universe and it’ll finally be: “why you can’t beat ME”

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 роки тому +3

      Cinema summary when he gets even more experience: how to beat university w/o loosing 20 years from you lifespan, any chance for happiness and literal soul.

    • @diode_wow
      @diode_wow 2 роки тому +1

      This channel is a JRPG

  • @hiderirender6904
    @hiderirender6904 Рік тому +470

    16:45 god i hate it when some nice person dies in a movie because of an idiot

    • @BaconarmyXD
      @BaconarmyXD Рік тому +37

      So true

    • @sillyer_billy
      @sillyer_billy 4 місяці тому +16

      god probably doesn't really care since yknow, the entire movie is god trying to kill you

    • @_alleycat_
      @_alleycat_ 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@sillyer_billyoh YOU

    • @Leo-o3m
      @Leo-o3m 3 місяці тому +3

      Facts I was so pissed at the wife

    • @ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony
      @ijustwannabepwrtofyoursymphony 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sillyer_billyits people like you

  • @PokeMageTech
    @PokeMageTech Рік тому +11

    3:00 - the Mojave? I love the Mojave Wasteland! (FNV)

  • @EvelynEleven_
    @EvelynEleven_ 2 роки тому +239

    Probably one of the most supernatural things was how did the baby not die from being shaken a lot.
    The baby survived (as a newborn) falling into someone’s arms, for that person to then do a roll to dodge a mace, and then a car accident that knocked everyone unconscious

    • @mask938
      @mask938 Рік тому

      I would suggest divine intervention if not for the fact that God is trying to kill everyone in this movie.

    • @Brandon-r1w5r
      @Brandon-r1w5r Рік тому +9

      plot armor duh

    • @kayo3471
      @kayo3471 Рік тому +10

      Jesus took the wheel

    • @Wafflehouse71
      @Wafflehouse71 11 місяців тому

      @@kayo3471 if jesus took the wheel that baby wouldve jumped a cliff - jesus is evil now...

    • @prentfaiyaz
      @prentfaiyaz 11 місяців тому

      It's because the baby is limp

  • @averagegamecritic
    @averagegamecritic 2 роки тому +825

    I think the wings were his tracker so to speak. He’s the leader so convincing some others. I’m sure at least ONE other angel would object.
    A big point is why rely on Guns? He’s an Angel, the Angel of power basically. Spawn uses guns to conserve energy, he doesn’t have that specific constraint. Especially given that his supposed weapon is a flaming sword that he has much more practice with and, considering they can block bullets, fire isn’t as easy to straight up block and would work for say combat.
    As for the locusts, it was a determined cloud. They would get in and later with closed vents meant they would have more to turn back from. That actually saved them.
    God has brutally killed even slight objections. Even if you had a perfect binder spanning billions of years, unlikely to convince. Michael would know this and likely tried already. Although if it was an angel test, stupid but tracks like the Forbidden Fruit
    That said, God is convinced later, so it’s clear Michael just sucked at his defense. Clearly it’s possible and he just didn’t do good enough.
    Cutting the wings may not work. It’s like capturing someone and taking off their uniform. Only if he actively changed would it likely work as God would sense the loyalty. They are still Angels, just without wings.

    • @PennywiseTheDancingClown274
      @PennywiseTheDancingClown274 2 роки тому +15

      I'm sure something similar happened with Lucifer... Sounds right...

    • @kafkaesk3449
      @kafkaesk3449 2 роки тому +12

      He gives the guns to other people in the shop and also the movie will be boring if there was no guns used

    • @averagegamecritic
      @averagegamecritic 2 роки тому +4

      @@kafkaesk3449 He uses them too and not his weapon. And also, guns. Not super Angelic weapons? Surely Heaven would have something cool like that.
      So either way.

    • @fatimamarachi5843
      @fatimamarachi5843 2 роки тому +4

      I hate reading so i'm just gonna agree

    • @rastaramune7893
      @rastaramune7893 2 роки тому +14

      @@fatimamarachi5843 A TL;DR:
      The wings were probably a tracker,
      Them closing the vents wouldn't keep the bugs out for long enough,
      He used guns instead of his more useful fire sword,
      And he probably just sucked at convincing God not to kill humans.

  • @Unk_fears
    @Unk_fears 11 місяців тому +6

    The only vid that actually teaches us how to work human life

  • @blaimmi
    @blaimmi 2 роки тому +658

    Wow, started from beating edgy slasher killers to defeating the God and his army. Who'll beat Cinema Summary? We need a video about him as well.

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 2 роки тому +50

      Next: "How to beat CINEMA SUMMARY", by Cinema Summary

    • @whitty1405
      @whitty1405 2 роки тому +60

      @@KittyKatty999
      *Your first mistake was praying to God because I've already beat him*

    • @Hldmyhnd.1
      @Hldmyhnd.1 2 роки тому +5

      @@whitty1405 Lmfaoo 😂

    • @AshleyYelsha
      @AshleyYelsha 2 роки тому +11

      We need nerd explains

    • @kafkaesk3449
      @kafkaesk3449 2 роки тому +8

      Nerd explains and cinema summary team up for a video on how to kill god and beat each other

  • @LordOfChkns
    @LordOfChkns 2 роки тому +1448

    I have 2 things to say
    1. You put so much effort into your videos and it shows, you always make high quality videos
    2. Have a damn good day
    Edit: Holy crap I'm famous

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +19

      NPC comment

    • @LordOfChkns
      @LordOfChkns 2 роки тому +8

      @@bloodredrain you make a fair argument

    • @LordOfChkns
      @LordOfChkns 2 роки тому +3

      @e at long last!!!

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you so much

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 роки тому

      @@bloodredrain Let me say to no one in particular: If you like 'deep thinking'
      then why not putting this to good Use by thinking
      about Problems and Issues?
      UA-camrs like Some More News, Second THought, Knowing Better and Illuminaughtii
      sure try to Tackle Problems and not just live in a world together with them. And you?

  • @mactiger98
    @mactiger98 2 роки тому +148

    I love that you decided that forcing the strongest angel to betray god and act against him would somehow be less aggravating than just outright killing him

    • @uus6726
      @uus6726 2 роки тому

      🦍🦍🦍🦧🦧🦧🦆🦆🐸🐸🐥
      Click the YesVote reaction below to verify yourself!Click the YesVote reaction below to verify yourself!Click the YesVote reaction below to verify yourself!Uptavu si

    • @Midnightproduction23
      @Midnightproduction23 2 роки тому +2

      lucifer is the strongest angel. once.

  • @Ifcmfc
    @Ifcmfc Місяць тому +2

    6:38 Using the term "Will Smith" while slapping him is crazy ✋😭

  • @Snoobins
    @Snoobins 2 роки тому +202

    Cinema summary is taking on god, I hope everyone realizes that

    • @chilx1461
      @chilx1461 2 роки тому +3

      Just here before this Comment blows up. :D

    • @suissais4732
      @suissais4732 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Chi3fFox
      @Chi3fFox 2 роки тому +2

      @@jellybloom9258 Cinema Summary has been slain

    • @thegamingone2148
      @thegamingone2148 2 роки тому

      Nick Mullen Rocks

    • @autisticsareawesome
      @autisticsareawesome 2 роки тому +2

      @edusha#8083 that's not an asteroid, that's literally just under the size of the moon, that's what's called an unfair fight

  • @HeyTexasItsMe
    @HeyTexasItsMe Рік тому +644

    Love this movie. Truthfully if God wanted to get rid of us he wouldn’t need to send anything. It would just be over. The fact that humanity was given a chance to fight for their life shows they had a chance. 😊

    • @peegoblin8372
      @peegoblin8372 Рік тому +37

      or like ultrakill where he walks away

    • @HyperLinkRedacted
      @HyperLinkRedacted Рік тому +1

      @@peegoblin8372 God has abandoned humanity. Blood is fuel. You are fast approaching hell.

    • @LogisticPeach
      @LogisticPeach Рік тому +87

      @@peegoblin8372The testaments of God in ultrakill show that he regrets making hell, regrets dooming humanity as a “failed creation” and that he can’t unmake their fate, establishing he is not omnipotent.

    • @peegoblin8372
      @peegoblin8372 Рік тому +12

      @@LogisticPeach oh

    • @helperdude8205
      @helperdude8205 Рік тому +4

      it was a test in a way to human help not human but his angel mich

  • @shaunconnally4794
    @shaunconnally4794 2 роки тому +229

    You know I don't think you can actually beat this one I mean unless you're at a military base, have more guns than both blade and Hellboy combined, have some kind of plot amour, and supernatural powers, you're not beating Gabrielle or his minions

    • @k1llarae
      @k1llarae 2 роки тому +2

      Fr

    • @berbal9658
      @berbal9658 2 роки тому +12

      You can, because gods plan wasn’t to exterminate humans but to test the angels

    • @shaunconnally4794
      @shaunconnally4794 2 роки тому +17

      @@berbal9658 so then what was the whole entire point of killing the baby, I thought that was going to exterminate humanity

    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 2 роки тому +2

      yeah

    • @shaunconnally4794
      @shaunconnally4794 2 роки тому

      @@rockinHurley777 oh shit I ain't even see that thanks

  • @2010waslit
    @2010waslit 2 місяці тому +1

    This movie was so good and it’s like one of these movies I can rewatch as many time as I want without getting bored lol

  • @shaereub4450
    @shaereub4450 2 роки тому +310

    I think the "physical injuries" the angels get, are just their human vessels being damaged, not them getting hurt.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 роки тому

      Yes. It's literally same as Jesus was physically tortured and killed despite being literal God (as Holy Trinity is one Entity so So of God is God). They didn't kill Jesus obviously as He was doing fine after few days. They've hurt physical body He gained in Bethlehem.

    • @ChildOfCosmos
      @ChildOfCosmos 2 роки тому +13

      So basically, Supernatural?

    • @quranmccoy5884
      @quranmccoy5884 2 роки тому +4

      what about Gabriel who had a phyical body that was harmed.

    • @ChildOfCosmos
      @ChildOfCosmos 2 роки тому +21

      @@quranmccoy5884 Well, he wasn't using a human vessel, so the injuries were inflicted directly on his original body.

    • @quranmccoy5884
      @quranmccoy5884 2 роки тому +2

      @@ChildOfCosmos yea but that proves that the angel's physical bodies can be hurt like human bodies unless the implication is that the angels are actually balls of light or whatever and Micheal/ gabriel are stronger cause they have solid forms.

  • @brendansjeffrey
    @brendansjeffrey 2 роки тому +90

    I really liked the concepts this movie had and the overall fight. Ended up getting into the TV Sequel Dominion and it gets even more wild. Really crazy concepts and actually was pretty good for the first season and part of the second. But unfortunately they never finished the show, it was cancelled after two seasons.

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 2 роки тому +167

    if this guy can beat God I feel like we've gone past defeating death games

  • @alexachimachim-ev9pz
    @alexachimachim-ev9pz 9 місяців тому +6

    damn this video was the coolest video i ever see from you guys keep its like this for ever👍🔥

  • @smjsuperscott
    @smjsuperscott 2 роки тому +79

    Cutting off the wings removed his collar. While there might have been an alternative method I doubt it could be achieved fast enough.
    While closing the vents would slow the locust they would have still pushed through.
    I'm pretty sure Michael would have tried to convince God before going as far as this.

  • @6969Sarazz
    @6969Sarazz 2 роки тому +115

    Just imagine if these supernatural beings were actually weak enough to be beaten by 9 people

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill 2 роки тому +18

      And I guess there were no demons in this universe, who would probably be happy to oppose the angels. If those were angels I would hate to see the demons though

    • @alimatloob2850
      @alimatloob2850 2 роки тому +17

      @@thisismywill If there's one thing I learned from Supernatural before it became crap, it's that Demon are bad but Angels are worse apparently.

    • @serialchiller1984
      @serialchiller1984 2 роки тому

      @@alimatloob2850 Angels are dicks and demons although bad have their ways of becoming ally’s when the time is right.

    • @josephwilles29
      @josephwilles29 2 роки тому +1

      Pretty much the ending for Final Fantasy VI

    • @hellio3414
      @hellio3414 2 роки тому +1

      Aren't angels the souls of humans?

  • @Keksoe666
    @Keksoe666 Рік тому +66

    OK, about the "Michael cutting his wings was a mistake"-part: I always thought that included the angel cutting his ties to heaven. Yes: he lost the ability to fly, but with the wings he wouldn't have had the the freedom to do so. I mean: you show literal shackles falling off seconds after losing his wings. Michael paid a price for his freedom.

  • @My_Counter_Part_Is_Luna
    @My_Counter_Part_Is_Luna 7 місяців тому +1

    That lays part got me “now they have to survive the deadliest thing of alll *parenting* “ 😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @johnjohnson798
    @johnjohnson798 2 роки тому +39

    Got to love all the esoteric nods in this movie. When Michael touches down his halo becomes but a millstone around his neck before finally falling to the ground as the last chain that binded him breaks and he discovers his first moment of freedom at last.

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 2 роки тому +526

    Imagine if some of the angels had like six wings or if others were just orbs of light surrounded by rotating rings of eyes.
    It'd be way more horrifying lol.

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 роки тому +70

      "DO NOT AFRRAID CHILD!"
      "Man? No offense but you look like Lovecraft had bad trip.You're more scary than psychometry exam"

    • @Blue_Mike
      @Blue_Mike 2 роки тому +24

      I can already see the terrible CGI 😭

    • @User-tu1rd
      @User-tu1rd 2 роки тому +5

      @@Petaurista13 seraphim:why U bully me U fricking bench why U bully me?

    • @filbao8113
      @filbao8113 2 роки тому

      That's how they look sometimes

    • @Charles-kc2vt
      @Charles-kc2vt 2 роки тому

      That's not how true angels look.

  • @grilledleeks6514
    @grilledleeks6514 2 роки тому +169

    Ok... I assumed that in order to actually disobey God, he needed to lose the wings. no? I dont think he just had a hissy fight and punted his xbox controller

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 2 роки тому +26

      Yes, ripping off his wings was 100% necessary to disobey god, which was why i was questioning why CS was saying to keep the wings.
      Like, he literally couldn't keep them AND disobey god

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 2 роки тому +2

      @@MamaTrixxieAsmr That's only if you assume him ditching his wings isn't disobeying God in the first place.

    • @thejudge4864
      @thejudge4864 2 роки тому +1

      The wings I’m pretty sure still kept his rank of angel and then once he rips them off he becomes a fallen angel not controlled by any.

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 2 роки тому

      And how could he rip it off in the first place?

  • @tommyguitar534
    @tommyguitar534 10 місяців тому +3

    This was made so funny love it!, subscribed!😊

  • @Subreon
    @Subreon 2 роки тому +207

    driving through the locust swarm would've been bad. with that many, enough would've got sucked onto the engine air filter and stalled the car. then they'd be stuck in the middle of that mess. remember to always pack a spare electric car when going to confront a giant swarm of normally tiny stuff. like volcanic ash clouds. that can clog an air filter too. you could probably take the filter off and make sure you keep the car floored the entire time to force as much of that shit through and out the engine as fast as possible and that hopefully if it does stall, the momentum will be enough to just barely get you to coast out of the mess, but then instead of the car simply being stalled like with a clogged air filter, it'd just be dead cuz the engine is all blocked and seized up. so if you don't have an electric car, having spare air filters and a bug suit would be the best to get through it. when the car stalls, get out and replace the air filter, then go again. though if god is controlling the locusts intelligently, he could have them swarm into the air intake in the brief time you have the filter off, or, with just so many there, they might just fly into it on their own. so really really. your best bet is to entirely avoid driving through it at all, except with electric car.

    • @johnDoe-gv8si
      @johnDoe-gv8si 2 роки тому +1

      Also aren't locusts like a really good food bug? Big source of nutrients?

    • @marleythekid8320
      @marleythekid8320 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnDoe-gv8si Yummy yummy

    • @Sen13254
      @Sen13254 Рік тому +4

      I’ll remember to pack my electric car and bug suit for judgment day

  • @kayleighfitzpatrick4625
    @kayleighfitzpatrick4625 2 роки тому +29

    I love how I already watched all of these movies but I still take the time to watch all of these recaps- they are absolutely amazing and Cinnema Summary slays every video

  • @fnafar5020
    @fnafar5020 Рік тому +101

    I think their main problem is panic. I mean if this was in real life we would ALL be panicking and wouldn't think of all of these smart ideas.

    • @Galax_CAS
      @Galax_CAS 3 місяці тому +1

      I would because im him

  • @lynniigacha
    @lynniigacha 2 місяці тому +2

    “If god sent a army of angels to exterminate humanity for their sins, what would you do?”
    I’d pray

  • @serioustable8659
    @serioustable8659 2 роки тому +300

    Was kinda hoping the child would be the antichrist or something, and would summon a bunch of demons to fight off the angels and have a "the bad guys were actually the good guys" twist

    • @idkman4748
      @idkman4748 2 роки тому +41

      Michael: "I used the apocalipse to end the apocalipse"

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 2 роки тому +11

      I used the angels to fight the angels

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 2 роки тому +27

      aw man, now that I imagine it, it would be such a cool twist, altho maybe it'd get backlash

    • @gamerhex7335
      @gamerhex7335 2 роки тому +14

      @@hypermaeonyx4969 Yea, the cult would probably riot 🤣

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 2 роки тому +14

      @@gamerhex7335 meanwhile the *other* cult will celebrate

  • @BOOMDIGGER
    @BOOMDIGGER 2 роки тому +141

    You said that he cut his wings of to free himself from god and later asked why he cut them off? He obviously did that, because god had control over him as long as he was an angel and thus couldn't help the humans with wings

    • @JJ-xc9kp
      @JJ-xc9kp 2 роки тому +10

      I know right. This video was bs ngl. You can’t just “beat god”

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 2 роки тому +41

      @@JJ-xc9kp to be fair this is hardly biblically accurate. So you have to play the movies own rules.

    • @Gankstomper
      @Gankstomper 2 роки тому

      To be fair God doesn't exist.

    • @Gankstomper
      @Gankstomper 2 роки тому +11

      @@JJ-xc9kp God isn't real. So I'm beating him just by actually existing.

    • @goat1596
      @goat1596 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@Gankstomper lol

  • @NathanTruby
    @NathanTruby 2 роки тому +96

    Lots of other people are pointing out that the wings kept him connected to God.
    Being an angel, he probably would've had access to holy armaments that give him alternative means of flight, or even know some type of spell that does the same thing.

    • @NathanTruby
      @NathanTruby 2 роки тому +3

      @Oop true, but they must have special weapons or armor they've imbued with powers

    • @callefolin
      @callefolin 2 роки тому +3

      Angels are immaterial, they don't actually consist of matter.

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 2 роки тому +5

      @Oop only when sourced by demons,
      The bible describes angels as spiritual magic creatures even capable of moving at light speed and defeating entire armies alone

  • @Scott-wf9kp
    @Scott-wf9kp 9 місяців тому +1

    I love how you even criticized God in this one for not making the best decisions.

  • @subbingtoanyonewhosubstome9310
    @subbingtoanyonewhosubstome9310 2 роки тому +141

    Imagine your in a death game and he’s the mastermind of it- no escape 😌

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 2 роки тому +25

      He's GONNA make a way to escape and make sure he can do it.
      And then that's the only way out you have to be PERFECTLY logical and rational

    • @Gankstomper
      @Gankstomper 2 роки тому

      @@anonymousanonymous9587 What a contradiction when religion is all about fooling dumb and illogical people.

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain 2 роки тому +7

      Yes there is.Just use dog meat as bait to lure him out.Then go in for the kill.

    • @subbingtoanyonewhosubstome9310
      @subbingtoanyonewhosubstome9310 2 роки тому +2

      Very well explained.

    • @subbingtoanyonewhosubstome9310
      @subbingtoanyonewhosubstome9310 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @kurtphinney4037
    @kurtphinney4037 Рік тому +56

    With the mechanic’s shop, you could bend the pipes and use a saw to make makeshift caltrops, which were useful to stop warhorses, so there’s no reason why the sharpened pipes could tear the tires on the cars to pieces

  • @completelyofftopic6854
    @completelyofftopic6854 2 роки тому +30

    See, you already knew that cinema summary was on the next level, but you now you really know this man has surpassed the level when he's teaching you how to beat God

  • @wolfeloma
    @wolfeloma 9 місяців тому +1

    watching this as a kid, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at how ridiculous they tried to make it scary. it just came off as hilarious😂
    Loved the part with the kid holding a knife. that was the most hilarious out of all🤣

  • @AverageGodzillaEnjoyer69
    @AverageGodzillaEnjoyer69 Рік тому +370

    "If God sends angels to exterminate humanity for their sins what will you do?"
    Ain't no way we can do anything against God's orders

    • @SaltareObscurum
      @SaltareObscurum 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

    • @ghfgxijaorgf5393
      @ghfgxijaorgf5393 7 місяців тому +10

      seems like a thing a benevolent god would do

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 6 місяців тому +3

      Typical japanese Adolescent: First Time??

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 5 місяців тому +9

      @@ghfgxijaorgf5393 I mean he DID send a flood to kill everyone so it's not something he WOULDN'T do.

    • @ghfgxijaorgf5393
      @ghfgxijaorgf5393 5 місяців тому

      @@thunderspark1536 my point is that he killed quintilions of living beings, animals innocent, but supposedly its ALL the humans that were evil, every single one of them, you know how unlikely would it be that every single human were to be completely evil when there's milion's of them? statistically impossible, unless god himself would interfere to make them evil, so i ask once again, what did the animals do? and if god is against abortion then what do we think of the babies inside the wombs of the mothers who drowned in the great flood? and the genocide of an entire planet of quintilions of beings 99,9999999% of them innocent isnt a thing a benevolent god would do, and even more so an infinitely benevolent god

  • @dominicwickliff2991
    @dominicwickliff2991 2 роки тому +41

    I think the difference is with the characters and real life events is that the people would of had no idea what theyre facing next, no way they can predict that 100 cars full of monsters would be headed their way. while Hong Kong/Ukraine folks had time to prepare and strategize, at least more than a few hours.

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 2 роки тому +2

      also the difference is, in Ukraine people are ordered what to do by US (and they still fail), while here people are all by themselves

  • @k1ngh0rus46
    @k1ngh0rus46 2 роки тому +56

    Despite the backlash on this movie I thought it was pretty good. I love your videos on how to beat. Great job!!

    • @k1ngh0rus46
      @k1ngh0rus46 2 роки тому +7

      Damn I wish there was a continuation to this movie.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 2 роки тому +10

      Another comment said, there was a TV show called Dominion ... that would be the continuation you are looking for xD

    • @k1ngh0rus46
      @k1ngh0rus46 2 роки тому +1

      @@BestAnimeFreak all right awesome I shall definitely look into that. Thanks!

    • @likeAflamingo-i2e
      @likeAflamingo-i2e 2 роки тому +3

      @@k1ngh0rus46 unfortunatly they stopped at season 2. Season 3 was cancelled and on a bloody cliffhanger! Still salty about that

    • @k1ngh0rus46
      @k1ngh0rus46 2 роки тому +1

      @@likeAflamingo-i2e oh wow so still technically no ending to the movie?

  • @Peterthecube
    @Peterthecube 9 місяців тому +1

    “And that was his biggest mistake” how was he supposed to know she was gon go loco😭😭🙏🙏

  • @thebetterterrablade809
    @thebetterterrablade809 2 роки тому +17

    The only thing that would keep me pushing through an apocalypse like this is the fact that, literal God himself didn't intervene directly

  • @doomfan8603
    @doomfan8603 2 роки тому +43

    God: You were supposed to destroy the sin, not join it!
    Michael: *Falls face first into hell*

  • @waterdoggun604
    @waterdoggun604 2 роки тому +52

    TIP: you are out of ammo (20:21) the best idea there would be to throw something at the child. Example: a rock. Although this is simple it could have bought her time to knock out the child before going into the car. Since the angels are clueless they have a chance to step on top of the child (possibly killing him).

    • @SierNotsruht
      @SierNotsruht Рік тому

      I do love throwing rocks at children

  • @caionavarro9449
    @caionavarro9449 11 місяців тому +1

    3 MINUTES, WOW YOURE A MACHINE

  • @payableondeath7
    @payableondeath7 2 роки тому +32

    I remember seeing trailers for this but never got around to it. Pretty interesting, and after looking at it's wiki it turns out it had a TV sequel series called Dominion that sounds pretty bonkers (new religion, prominent cities become like medieval city-states, God just straight up disappears)

  • @iloveamerica1776
    @iloveamerica1776 2 роки тому +15

    5:10 “The Queen has breached containment”

    • @Atomic-1.
      @Atomic-1. 3 місяці тому +1

      I can't stop laughing at this

  • @Wallsh
    @Wallsh 2 роки тому +26

    Please consider doing Dog Soldiers. Old movie but I absolutely loved it as a kid and I always thought it was impossible to survive without plot armour.

  • @gabrielli614
    @gabrielli614 11 місяців тому +16

    bro is taking 99% percent of the Bible out of context 💀💀

  • @timberwolfmountaineer873
    @timberwolfmountaineer873 2 роки тому +10

    16:26 "She throws him off, knocking the man unconscious"
    It was at this point that i began to suspect this movie might be a fantasy...

  • @spiderturtle5292
    @spiderturtle5292 Рік тому +48

    I think a few mistakes may have been made in the logic of your own solutions on this one.
    First off, using their time to set up additional defenses. While yes, it seems like the best play at the time, it would ultimately sabotage you in the end. Playing so many of your best defenses up front leave you extra vulnerable after the initial attack. The angels are smart enough to set traps, which means they are smart enough to recognize them, and have many hours between strikes to consider counters. With no clue how long this ordeal will go on for, it would make more sense to only set what you can reasonably believe you'll need with some margin for error at a time. This leaves you with potential to change up the allocation of your very limited resources as new opportunities become available. Personally, I would've taken advantage of the growing number of abandoned cars during the day to park myself a much more effective barricade and roadblocks. Maybe allocate some of that fuel as well to turn them into a dangerous mine field.
    The second major error is suggesting that everyone stay to fight Gabriel at and overwhelming him with gunfire. While this would be worth the risk if he were your only obstacle, it's a terrible decision under the circumstances. Those bullets weren't embedding in his wings, meaning they were likely ricocheting. There's not much room for so many people to move around the diner at once, and they're not exactly all gun trained either. A hail of missed or ricocheted bullets leaves excessive risk of injuring one another and severely crippling anyone's chances of surviving a follow-up assault. Not to mention if one of those rounds were to bounce into the only fighter able to keep up with him. In that case, you'd never make it far enough to find out.

  • @suquinho_de_uva_pc
    @suquinho_de_uva_pc Рік тому +110

    Bro, its litterally God, man, just wipe out all humans in one click and done.

    • @bellidrael7457
      @bellidrael7457 6 місяців тому +22

      The whole point was he was giving Humanity a chance.

    • @joshmcgill4639
      @joshmcgill4639 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@bellidrael7457 reminds me of the flood narrative where its the flood of the whole "world" even though the humans were soread out all around the world before the flood giving them a chance

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 5 місяців тому +3

      @@joshmcgill4639 Which is weird since the all-knowing god should have known the outcome already, begging the question why he didn't fix the issue of "too much sin" before it became an issue at all/

    • @joshmcgill4639
      @joshmcgill4639 5 місяців тому

      @@thunderspark1536 or ether God is not opnimpent in our definition it can be stated in different ways.

    • @SheldonRing
      @SheldonRing 5 місяців тому +2

      @@thunderspark1536my headcanon is that God sees the future like Dr Strange with the time stone, or like Paul Atreides. Since he gave humans free will, he can only see possible futures and set up his plan so that humans can survive if they pick the right choices

  • @CATLOVER69428
    @CATLOVER69428 10 місяців тому +3

    7:58 "they might've gotten them to a hospital" tf gonna happened next? I thought everyone has died