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  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 2 роки тому +14042

    "B-But... even your feet aren't wet! How??"
    " *They're not my hitbox* "

    • @troydaniel7068
      @troydaniel7068 2 роки тому +48

      ??

    • @tdn7133
      @tdn7133 2 роки тому +681

      Hitbox is a dot in touhou.

    • @TheSongHolder
      @TheSongHolder 2 роки тому +333

      @@tdn7133
      The hitbox is just making the character invisible at this point with the amount of effected and dodges

    • @DeathTheManiac
      @DeathTheManiac 2 роки тому +391

      "Foolishness, I stepped on the space between the water molecules, thus allowing me to stay dry"

    • @AZunon
      @AZunon 2 роки тому +60

      you have a hitbox?

  • @auser6729
    @auser6729 2 роки тому +4738

    "what is he doing?"
    "He's beginning to believe"

  • @GXboy12345
    @GXboy12345 Рік тому +7294

    To be fair, in his universe, the rain is a repeating pattern, so given that it’s consistent in timing, I’d say that’s quite possible to find a gap

    • @GXboy12345
      @GXboy12345 11 місяців тому +363

      @@ParanaenseOwO Oh- my bad I didn't mean mitigation to general rain, I meant the pattern of the actual drawn droplets (the artist only drew a few frames, and repeated them)

    • @rogerpratchet
      @rogerpratchet 11 місяців тому +92

      It also have a glitch that can be used in 2d universe: 90 degree turn makes possible to reduce hitbox to smallest point compatible to raindrop size.

    • @GXboy12345
      @GXboy12345 11 місяців тому +20

      @@rogerpratchet 2d cross section would make it sharper than any needle and practically invisible

    • @rogerpratchet
      @rogerpratchet 11 місяців тому +9

      @@GXboy12345 correct!

    • @girengamer9114
      @girengamer9114 11 місяців тому +12

      Wait, so the rain its a pattern...
      Let's try.

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 9 місяців тому +1729

    this would be impossible for regular humans but touhou players actually have smaller hit boxes

  • @WooHooLadttv
    @WooHooLadttv 2 роки тому +5689

    "Miss me with that shit"

  • @TreeHugger598
    @TreeHugger598 2 роки тому +13289

    “Aren’t you a touhou player too?”
    “Yes. But I never said that I was the good one”

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 2 роки тому +105

      69 likes, make a wish!

    • @zanwrightmfwr756
      @zanwrightmfwr756 2 роки тому +303

      Relatable on so many levels. Cant even get past stage 3/4 on hard

    • @touhoufan7061
      @touhoufan7061 2 роки тому +99

      @@zanwrightmfwr756 to be fair its on hard mode

    • @xeno6416
      @xeno6416 2 роки тому +121

      @@touhoufan7061 Yeah, I'm having trouble even on normal

    • @zanwrightmfwr756
      @zanwrightmfwr756 2 роки тому +71

      @@touhoufan7061 like bruh I'm just in awe to those who completed Lunatic without continues tho

  • @Adamgibikurban
    @Adamgibikurban 11 місяців тому +3160

    as a touhou player. I can confirm this is what i do when i am in the shower.

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 9 місяців тому +188

      That seems like it would be very problematic.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 9 місяців тому +62

      Imagine the sonic booms

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss 9 місяців тому +82

      Graze to retain the filth that empowers you

    • @stelthstriker7867
      @stelthstriker7867 9 місяців тому +39

      probably why the smell sticks so much

    • @MenacingTato69420
      @MenacingTato69420 9 місяців тому +40

      Why the hell would you take a shower only to dodge every water droplet? You’re just wasting water at that point.

  • @_k3nsh1_28
    @_k3nsh1_28 9 місяців тому +297

    A real touhou player dodges the sun's rays.

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 6 місяців тому +33

      perpetually invisible because they dodge the rays of light that would reflect off of them

    • @macaemeia146
      @macaemeia146 Місяць тому

      True​@@CErra310

    • @theEdMan26
      @theEdMan26 Місяць тому +3

      because its just a deadly lazer, which means thats its just a straight line that we can maneuver across

    • @krystallinekris
      @krystallinekris Місяць тому +1

      They start up an Imperishable Night.

  • @CerealBowlby
    @CerealBowlby 2 роки тому +92611

    The reason he stood so still was because he was analyzing the rain's attack pattern

  • @ThePie_NedGreen
    @ThePie_NedGreen 2 роки тому +36384

    “Why are you staring at the rain? Something bothering you?”
    “There’s a pattern”
    *starts sweating* “w-what?”

    • @A_Weird_Angel
      @A_Weird_Angel 2 роки тому +2562

      *slowly gets gets prepared*
      "... w-what in... what's your p-plan?"

    • @chompercs983
      @chompercs983 2 роки тому +1878

      “And I’m going to do *it* “

    • @yumekou6619
      @yumekou6619 2 роки тому +1176

      @@chompercs983 " do wha _ WAIT WTF "

    • @skytrooperss892
      @skytrooperss892 2 роки тому +1316

      Rain is bullet hell in real life

    • @A_Weird_Angel
      @A_Weird_Angel 2 роки тому +647

      @@skytrooperss892 ya, but it's really hard and usually only gives an annoying stackable debuff if ya don't have certain items, but even then

  • @ahdiwjnaydjjs
    @ahdiwjnaydjjs 10 місяців тому +224

    If you look closely at the rain animation before he starts moving, there actually is a noticeable gap he follows lol

  • @dashat3938
    @dashat3938 10 місяців тому +1119

    0:23 AYO WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FRAME?!

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 4 місяці тому +118

      Sheer admiration at his skill

    • @animeminians7451
      @animeminians7451 4 місяці тому +147

      No look closer💀if you pause at the right time you can see a sus image🥴

    • @wearr_
      @wearr_ 4 місяці тому +176

      clearly she likes touhou players

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 4 місяці тому

      is she naked????

    • @chaos1216
      @chaos1216 4 місяці тому +14

      oaAaaaAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @GoldenDoom
    @GoldenDoom 2 роки тому +9614

    God: what you doing?
    Him: theres a pattern
    God: SHIT HE FOUND OUT

    • @rohano6527
      @rohano6527 2 роки тому +408

      He ascended...to godhood.
      He will never be ashamed of getting wet in the rain again...

    • @e_s.0848
      @e_s.0848 2 роки тому +65

      God doesn't cuss. Ik this is a joke

    • @sakuradabp6400
      @sakuradabp6400 2 роки тому +43

      @@e_s.0848 Okey

    • @kentguiller
      @kentguiller 2 роки тому +152

      @@e_s.0848 Virgin God vs Chad God

    • @subieasunayuuki
      @subieasunayuuki 2 роки тому +17

      Numbers, statistics and patterns

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 2 роки тому +28211

    Countless hours of training

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 2 роки тому +157

      Rong Rong have played one step from eden long enough to become lunatic touhou player

    • @Trollpharius_XX
      @Trollpharius_XX 2 роки тому +62

      I was trained from Rumia

    • @fisherzhao1608
      @fisherzhao1608 2 роки тому +55

      I'm not prepared to see Iron in this channel

    • @123dodo4
      @123dodo4 2 роки тому +33

      Ayo why iron anywhere

    • @edgegod4223
      @edgegod4223 2 роки тому +13

      t(raining)

  • @gugalaxy7772
    @gugalaxy7772 10 місяців тому +67

    Touhou players when the cops are firing at them (they're just using their spellcard)

    • @Hooy-H00y
      @Hooy-H00y 2 місяці тому +6

      Pig Sign "Long arm of the Law"

  • @alyasVictorio
    @alyasVictorio 2 місяці тому +32

    0:23 The girl at that .1 second frame tho-

  • @yuuki81024
    @yuuki81024 2 роки тому +6681

    "Why do you look so tired?"
    "I used too much energy"
    " *in a fight?* "
    "..."

    • @badatnames4229
      @badatnames4229 2 роки тому +121

      Wdym thats only 0.01% of his power

    • @xellanchaos5386
      @xellanchaos5386 2 роки тому +91

      IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?!?

    • @nuhh69
      @nuhh69 2 роки тому +26

      @@xellanchaos5386 ...

    • @xellanchaos5386
      @xellanchaos5386 2 роки тому +10

      @@nuhh69
      Nice Aether pic, by the way.

    • @nuhh69
      @nuhh69 2 роки тому +6

      @@xellanchaos5386 thanks!

  • @throwawayaccount5785
    @throwawayaccount5785 2 роки тому +17562

    And just like a touhou player, he dodged any interaction with a girl

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 роки тому +167

      Yeah errm you are not one to talk.

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 2 роки тому +996

      @@jackmehoff9957 I mean he ain't wrong

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 роки тому +59

      @@jayflow3745 but I'm more less wrong

    • @charleswisconsin9196
      @charleswisconsin9196 2 роки тому +432

      @@jackmehoff9957 are you though?

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 2 роки тому +35

      @@charleswisconsin9196 I'm just here to make fun of em.

  • @narayanbandodker5482
    @narayanbandodker5482 6 місяців тому +290

    0:23 there is one frame with her with a strange face and no clothes

    • @achillelegrand1680
      @achillelegrand1680 6 місяців тому +12

      YOOOooooo💀💀

    • @iknow007
      @iknow007 4 місяці тому +69

      Blushing, sweating and drooling. I managed to pause that frame lol

    • @animeminians7451
      @animeminians7451 4 місяці тому +24

      Is it bad that I find it kinda hot😭

    • @TheKris.
      @TheKris. 4 місяці тому

      Not at all, internet proved that people can easily get horny from a fictional character.
      And being exposed naked to the public is a common thing herez many people find it hot​@@animeminians7451

    • @WindowsDrawer
      @WindowsDrawer 4 місяці тому +27

      "Strange face" too pure

  • @ashton2283
    @ashton2283 10 місяців тому +69

    Imagine playing a rhythm game but the beats are raindrops

    • @Guy_drip
      @Guy_drip 5 місяців тому +4

      Anything but the beats are raindrops

    • @leafamphii.
      @leafamphii. 29 днів тому +1

      Try Milthm, it's basically the game you're wondering for

  • @XXNemesisXXXX
    @XXNemesisXXXX 2 роки тому +38353

    "This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain." -AVGN, 2007

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw 2 роки тому +2585

      10/10 quote

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +1730

      I can imagine the nerd reacting to touhou games

    • @Scaarz
      @Scaarz 2 роки тому +426

      why do yiou have 2 more x's on the end than on the begining

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 2 роки тому +120

      @@Mike-ro5xnThis is gold, thanks mate

    • @Mike-ro5xn
      @Mike-ro5xn 2 роки тому +61

      @@n-extrafries-surprise No problem at all, have fun!

  • @Interesting_Failure
    @Interesting_Failure 2 роки тому +5797

    You forgot the part where once he's safe, he catches a raindrop out of the corner of his eye and panic bombs

  • @colephelps2912
    @colephelps2912 10 місяців тому +89

    As a certified touhou player, i can confirm this is what we always think when raining

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 10 місяців тому +9

      Ultrakill fans:
      + PARRY
      + PARRY
      + PARRY
      + PARRY
      + PARRY

    • @elishapommert
      @elishapommert 5 місяців тому +1

      @@iamwoke322 I can already hear the tink BOOOM

  • @antarcticaresearchprogram8349
    @antarcticaresearchprogram8349 5 місяців тому +46

    There is a single frame at 0:23 where... well if you saw it you saw it.

  • @cabbage2329
    @cabbage2329 2 роки тому +15967

    When a TouHou Players' eyes are wide open like that, it just means that they are learning the bullet pattern of the situation in question.

    • @s-n-g-b1457
      @s-n-g-b1457 2 роки тому +255

      Great for breaking into area 51

    • @paklekj4429
      @paklekj4429 2 роки тому +64

      @@s-n-g-b1457 meanwhile in gta san andreas
      Area 69😳

    • @e.g2896
      @e.g2896 2 роки тому +61

      Touhou Players analyzing pattern be like: *Mind's Eye!* O_O

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 2 роки тому +78

      @@e.g2896 As you can clearly see in this example here, their eyes are completely devoid of a soul. This is because the vast majority of Touhou players have made a deal with the Devil.

    • @e.g2896
      @e.g2896 2 роки тому +41

      @@cabbage2329 so that's the skill i gained after i went Lunatic mode

  • @aa-hm1kp
    @aa-hm1kp 2 роки тому +3230

    Goku: gets ultra instinct
    Touhou players:”look what they need to do to mimic a fraction of our power”

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 2 роки тому +66

      I know there will be an ultra instinct reference somewhere

    • @carlfelic2272
      @carlfelic2272 2 роки тому +34

      As someone who only tried 1 bullet hell games I can say that touhou players are absolutely more powerful than ultra instinct

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 2 роки тому +10

      @@carlfelic2272 Touhou players and Goku: *DODGING BULLETS!*
      Master Roshi: *Casually catches them point blank, first time.*

    • @banjovillanoexperiencias3002
      @banjovillanoexperiencias3002 2 роки тому +3

      @@carlfelic2272 I can confirm it

    • @elhaze2364
      @elhaze2364 2 роки тому +2

      Well technically mui is 200x faster than light we can clearly see touhou players maximum is 96x UI is 25x

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 8 місяців тому +45

    Man's just out there living his best life and abusing his tiny hitbox. Respect.

  • @nidachen2959
    @nidachen2959 10 місяців тому +44

    Bro turned into an enderman real quick

  • @JzBoy
    @JzBoy 2 роки тому +26734

    I remember one of my friend told me to do that

  • @Rotihn
    @Rotihn 2 роки тому +21218

    Touhou players after being rejected for the 5th time
    “There’s a pattern”

  • @KazuNEET
    @KazuNEET 10 місяців тому +20

    He was so confident as well. Look at his smile when he declines the umbrella.

  • @pun2023
    @pun2023 9 місяців тому +93

    Never underestimate the ability of a touhou player to avoid showers.

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools 2 роки тому +3537

    His hitbox is practically non-existent.

  • @ShatteredGlass916
    @ShatteredGlass916 2 роки тому +8312

    **get shot on head, arms, shoulders repeatedly**
    Reimoo: "those aren't my hitbox"

    • @sissix1987
      @sissix1987 2 роки тому +207

      reimoo and sacowya

    • @AndyRandomz
      @AndyRandomz 2 роки тому +289

      No vital organs present in those parts

    • @AndyRandomz
      @AndyRandomz 2 роки тому +53

      @@mangouschase I said vital organs

    • @hotkokoa
      @hotkokoa 2 роки тому +73

      The art of grazing

    • @youmukonpaku5152
      @youmukonpaku5152 2 роки тому +44

      @@sissix1987 raimylya, patshuly, tchyrno, claounpiss

  • @noirgames7561
    @noirgames7561 9 місяців тому +15

    Люди думают , что его подвиг в уклонении от дождя , но на самом деле он уклонился он женщины .

  • @Hatadel
    @Hatadel 10 місяців тому +6

    You can't see it. But his hitbox is actually just a small red circle in this middle

    • @Tetopettenson1
      @Tetopettenson1 9 місяців тому +1

      If you shoot his arm, it will only graze him

  • @trapscancreate5760
    @trapscancreate5760 2 роки тому +51959

    I love how this implied that there is always a human shaped gap in a rainstorm and we are all just too slow to avoid it. Getting wet in the rain is a skill issue.

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 2 роки тому +6296

      Well, hummingbirds can dodge raindrops.
      Guess they have already mastered Touhou before most of us have.

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 2 роки тому +3296

      Because there is; on a sunny day, you are always between rainstorms. If only you were fast enough to analyze the weather patterns and strike at the most opportune moment when a direct, human-sized line from the weather front to your destination existed.

    • @YoutubeHandlee
      @YoutubeHandlee 2 роки тому +749

      @@TornaitSuperBird Lunatic++++++++++++++++++++++++ Mode

    • @adrianozambranamarchetti2187
      @adrianozambranamarchetti2187 2 роки тому +543

      @@baronvonbeandip Except the "rain" at the very edge of where the storm and the empty sky meets is very sparse, barely counting as rain. There is practically never any spot where very clear rain is separated by very clear skies.

    • @moharexx3128
      @moharexx3128 2 роки тому +886

      we all know that the hitbox is actually a tiny red dot

  • @tic-tacproductions6926
    @tic-tacproductions6926 2 роки тому +2558

    Touhou players see the world a whole different way... With hitboxes and everything

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 2 роки тому +49

      just like fighting game players

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 2 роки тому +80

      @@littlemisseevee2309 fighting game players train to hit.
      Shooting game players train to miss.

    • @danmakufan
      @danmakufan 2 роки тому +21

      @@TheRibbonRed funny thing is miss can actually mean you getting hit

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheRibbonRed in rivals and melee you train to miss

    • @erase6138
      @erase6138 2 роки тому +4

      "You're mugging me? You didn't didn't pull the knife with your points, therefor I can assume it's weaker than regular. Looking at the size and quantity, I can also say you'll never hit me with that."

  • @ANGEL_storm831
    @ANGEL_storm831 3 місяці тому +6

    Me after learning my drunk father's attack patterns:

  • @GailCorbitt
    @GailCorbitt 10 місяців тому +9

    POV: you learn how to teleport, but have an intense allergy to water.

    • @_syth2862
      @_syth2862 5 днів тому

      Minecraft enderman

  • @diannerenard
    @diannerenard 2 роки тому +3373

    You can tell he is a pro by how he learned the patterns of the rain in less than a minute.

  • @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528
    @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528 2 роки тому +4330

    I used to be a fan of Touhou, now I'm a whole air conditioner

    • @wannasirikaiwong4679
      @wannasirikaiwong4679 2 роки тому +66

      My man.

    • @ToxicDerg
      @ToxicDerg 2 роки тому +45

      I have all the time for this pun

    • @Mr.Potato2900
      @Mr.Potato2900 2 роки тому +24

      @@ToxicDerg puntastic

    • @MrDuck-po3wy
      @MrDuck-po3wy 2 роки тому +35

      I don't get the joke, I've only been reading Doujinshi of Touhou

    • @iahimoh4838
      @iahimoh4838 2 роки тому +8

      @@MrDuck-po3wy I didn't get at first too...

  • @birb4415
    @birb4415 6 місяців тому +40

    Was revisiting this for a laugh again and I noticed a single odd frame at 0:23, so i decided to scroll through the frames of the video using the period "." key and the comma "," key and then found it.
    Was that frame left in by accident or what?? Haven't seen a single comment about this frame.

    • @OverH19
      @OverH19 5 місяців тому +3

      I was looking for comments about this too, I thought there'd be more people talking about it.

    • @DregunStash
      @DregunStash 4 місяці тому +8

      If you look at the other videos, these frames are a recurring thing, this one is just relatively easy to spot

    • @mikael100100
      @mikael100100 17 днів тому

      @@DregunStash is there one in the runescape video?

    • @LordOfNeutralityThe5th
      @LordOfNeutralityThe5th 10 днів тому

      Have you seen my year-old comment noting that second ? Cause I'm sure you haven't.

  • @greekguy5767
    @greekguy5767 4 місяці тому +5

    You cant trick me! i saw that 1 frame at 0:24

  • @Shuttima
    @Shuttima 2 роки тому +5983

    Normal people: Looks like i'm gonna get caught in the rain
    Touhou players: Just dodge it bro

  • @balyeet6479
    @balyeet6479 2 роки тому +2699

    I wonder if Touhou players can commit tax evasion with that dodging skills

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 2 роки тому +152

      Unfortunately no. When the IRS attacks it fills the entire screen with its hitbox and it lasts for longer than the maximum number of I-frames you can string together.

    • @solidusdrift6133
      @solidusdrift6133 2 роки тому +82

      "Tax evasion is a crime Reimu!"

    • @accelriderx2931
      @accelriderx2931 2 роки тому +26

      Taxes are Gengetsu Rape Time level, except no time limit to outlast.

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 2 роки тому +20

      @Matix 777 You don't have enough. I said you can't outlast it.

    • @yeegor4599
      @yeegor4599 2 роки тому +8

      You mean, jail evasion?

  • @scythedeth770
    @scythedeth770 10 місяців тому +6

    上見てたのはあれか雨粒の降ってくるパターンを見てたんか

  • @XziledBlog
    @XziledBlog 8 місяців тому +1

    It cracks me up every time

  • @DK32
    @DK32 2 роки тому +1457

    Touhou players be like:
    "That's a nice warm up stage"

    • @crashdragonkoro6484
      @crashdragonkoro6484 2 роки тому +34

      warm up? I do this everytime when I wanna get out of my bed and go to the fridge.

    • @Jaysmh
      @Jaysmh 2 роки тому +30

      bruh this is literally the tutorial wdym

    • @ass8579
      @ass8579 2 роки тому +5

      Touhou 11 be like

    • @megablueflash1816
      @megablueflash1816 2 роки тому +4

      This is just stage 1, you'll know you made it to about stage 4 when the hurricane arrives.

    • @shrochrome
      @shrochrome 2 роки тому +1

      @@ass8579 Clearly you doesn't play Legacy of lunatic kingdom yet

  • @MrRatchet12661
    @MrRatchet12661 2 роки тому +3441

    She had the umbrella yet after seeing his abilities she was the one who got wet.

    • @longsteinpufferbatch4949
      @longsteinpufferbatch4949 2 роки тому +109

      Lmao

    • @lishark843
      @lishark843 2 роки тому +341

      Imagine what those fingers can do

    • @MrRatchet12661
      @MrRatchet12661 2 роки тому +181

      @@lishark843 They can do many with little attempts in a row.
      I speak from experience.

    • @michaelzhang9806
      @michaelzhang9806 2 роки тому +275

      There’s a single frame right after the dodge scene where she’s naked.

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 2 роки тому +72

      Now, was it
      A. A stray raindrop bounced and hit her
      B. The sweat on her face
      C. ;)

  • @meeirudayo7270
    @meeirudayo7270 10 місяців тому +2

    I finally found this gold of animation

  • @ProffessorYellow
    @ProffessorYellow 10 місяців тому +7

    I have never played Touhou but this makes me laugh so much

  • @CollinWitlox
    @CollinWitlox 2 роки тому +38478

    Not only did he avoid the attack pattern, but he also avoided women, and avoid a shower. Typical Touhou players.

    • @NRVNQSRR
      @NRVNQSRR 2 роки тому +1886

      We gotta get that 1CC on lunatic, bro.

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 2 роки тому +959

      But don’t touhou players simp for little girls?

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 2 роки тому +3164

      @@WomanSlayer69420 that’s the problem, *she was too old*

    • @FROST_HUGGER
      @FROST_HUGGER 2 роки тому +1221

      @@f1shyspace "can't be a pedo if i only simp for old women"
      -Touhou Player

    • @fiferplayeralt7118
      @fiferplayeralt7118 2 роки тому +261

      @@FROST_HUGGER therefore i simp for yukarrrr,,-111

  • @everburnerfish
    @everburnerfish 2 роки тому +13402

    I feel like people have largely forgotten that this is a joke about how Touhou players don't shower

    • @SilentAdventurerNumber02
      @SilentAdventurerNumber02 2 роки тому +2746

      They do shower, just not how we imagine it.
      They dodged the water.

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 2 роки тому +1162

      @@SilentAdventurerNumber02 so, does the stage end when the water company calls?

    • @Venicilia
      @Venicilia 2 роки тому +1866

      @@SilentAdventurerNumber02 Rather, they let the water graze them so just the dirtiness comes off without actually getting wet.

    • @Bizzroa
      @Bizzroa 2 роки тому +126

      @@SilentAdventurerNumber02 then takes baths

    • @shockcruiser1923
      @shockcruiser1923 2 роки тому +565

      @@Bizzroa dodge the water molecules.
      *simple for any hard difficulty touhou player*

  • @yesssint7243
    @yesssint7243 Місяць тому

    Truly one of my favorite videos on the internet

  • @aookami9581
    @aookami9581 9 місяців тому +2

    I HAVE to watch this everytime it gets recommended to me

  • @adan3956
    @adan3956 2 роки тому +3134

    Legend says Touhou players cried in showers cuz they keep dodging the water drops

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 2 роки тому +164

      Legend says they smell bad...

    • @ilyasbasuki3207
      @ilyasbasuki3207 2 роки тому +378

      Touhou players don't cry because they'll auto dodge their tears.

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 2 роки тому +105

      Nah bro they just dodge their problems

    • @EnderOksam
      @EnderOksam 2 роки тому +10

      moment

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 2 роки тому +55

      Touhou players? More like, Dodge all your problems and dodge the regret you’ll have later.

  • @cnk9822
    @cnk9822 2 роки тому +3558

    Endermen: Finally, a whorty opponent, our battle will be legendary.

    • @yujukiyuuki7203
      @yujukiyuuki7203 2 роки тому +30

      Yeah try imagine it.

    • @NPCSayori
      @NPCSayori 2 роки тому +58

      Do you think Enderman can dodge rain naturally?

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 2 роки тому +148

      @@passingbycommentor but they can still get damaged, that's when you know they're amateurs

    • @dustsans9859
      @dustsans9859 2 роки тому +63

      @@arandomcrusader8822 OBJECTION, still, they have the ability that no one can surpass, they can dodge every arrow from all ways no matter how many on the FENCE

    • @arandomcrusader8822
      @arandomcrusader8822 2 роки тому +35

      @@dustsans9859 Psh, dodging arrows are baby levels, it's the basics of dodging if you wanna be a Touhou player

  • @fishyjustice1423
    @fishyjustice1423 3 місяці тому +1

    Never gets old.

  • @beanman9760
    @beanman9760 6 місяців тому +15

    Bro memorized the rain’s attack patterns

    • @lazydelibird
      @lazydelibird 5 місяців тому +3

      Gotta get those graze points up somehow

    • @SpringBross
      @SpringBross 5 місяців тому

      Correct!

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy 2 роки тому +6917

    Dodged the rain while also doing his best to preserve his virginity. A true Touhou player.

    • @vibinmikegothyped3270
      @vibinmikegothyped3270 2 роки тому +153

      Ye, cultured.

    • @somegirl9055
      @somegirl9055 2 роки тому +439

      I mean for one of the frames around 24 seconds you can see something, look for yourself

    • @amino-acid
      @amino-acid 2 роки тому +184

      @@somegirl9055 what the fuck i did not notice that

    • @paklekj4429
      @paklekj4429 2 роки тому +10

      @@amino-acid what?

    • @amino-acid
      @amino-acid 2 роки тому +110

      @@paklekj4429 first frame of the girl

  • @dakotabless4800
    @dakotabless4800 2 роки тому +7494

    When he grazing through rain without showing his hitbox:
    "It's him! The Touhou PC-98 veteran!"

    • @loltoheaven777sreplaystora6
      @loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 2 роки тому +278

      or he just plays unpatched th6

    • @Idiel96
      @Idiel96 2 роки тому +63

      @@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 he managed to beat stage 6 in easy

    • @MisterHunterRow
      @MisterHunterRow 2 роки тому +16

      @@Idiel96 bruh

    • @RuV9999
      @RuV9999 2 роки тому +11

      @@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 or he just play a regular Shmup

    • @BrayPlaysNin10do
      @BrayPlaysNin10do 2 роки тому +24

      or he’s playing unfocused

  • @theraccoonest
    @theraccoonest Рік тому +1

    The 2 second ad was worth it.

  • @Hidayat11111
    @Hidayat11111 10 місяців тому +2

    Zamn, gimme more touhou compilation xd

  • @dandydanthedapperman7797
    @dandydanthedapperman7797 2 роки тому +1787

    Everyone: talking about the single frame in 1/25x speed
    Me: wait the rain really does have a pattern

  • @KamawnTH
    @KamawnTH 2 роки тому +7396

    50 people with guns: It's 50 to 1 it's over.
    Touhou player: I like those odds.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 2 роки тому +397

      Metal Gear Rising players: Oh look, free health & electrolytes!

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 2 роки тому +192

      @@flamingdog9207 proceeds to rip out spine

    • @embeboso8329
      @embeboso8329 2 роки тому +43

      as long as there is a chance, they'll do it

    • @victorvirgili4447
      @victorvirgili4447 Рік тому +21

      @@erseshe TACTICAL NIKE INCOMING
      (not a typo)

    • @WalkThrough_101
      @WalkThrough_101 Рік тому +23

      Hotline Miami players: "Pathetic."

  • @urikora
    @urikora 2 місяці тому

    Annnnd the once in a while youtube recommand push me back to this video
    NOICE.

  • @Olat67
    @Olat67 2 місяці тому

    I was waiting for that.

  • @lazerthree
    @lazerthree 2 роки тому +1278

    That security guard looks awfully familiar

    • @norie361
      @norie361 2 роки тому +104

      Glad to see he isnt locked or ash!

    • @SkippyZii
      @SkippyZii 2 роки тому +36

      yea like awfully

    • @critiqalerror
      @critiqalerror 2 роки тому +103

      Actually all of them are recurring characters except for touhou guy.

    • @yoster39
      @yoster39 2 роки тому +55

      @@critiqalerror I kinda want touhou guy to become a reocrruing one, his eyes look like saitama's, the dude can dodge anything and thats bored him

    • @danyakurachianimeartinandr50
      @danyakurachianimeartinandr50 2 роки тому +11

      Its actually looks instanly similiar
      Is that security guard from ANN
      that horror rpg game
      Hes a traditional artist one!

  • @ManlyBadassHero
    @ManlyBadassHero 2 роки тому +13750

    Unedited Footage Of Me But Replace Theme With BGM. Wind God Girl 風神少女

    • @Lunarfox777
      @Lunarfox777 2 роки тому +1216

      Ah yes my favorite UA-camr,
      ManlyTouhouHero

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 2 роки тому +360

      I wet my pants

    • @wylece3521
      @wylece3521 2 роки тому +202

      Manly?

    • @wylece3521
      @wylece3521 2 роки тому +294

      @@lolicon453 fbi I found him

    • @SorrowfulI
      @SorrowfulI 2 роки тому +29

      Manly?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!11?!/1/1/1/1/!??!?!?

  • @kosuken
    @kosuken Місяць тому +2

    Years later, in bed he will remember this moment and realize that that girl probably liked him

  • @SD120TOMB
    @SD120TOMB 24 дні тому +2

    Touhou Girl is like “whoa, what?!”.

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker 2 роки тому +9486

    What I love about this is that the guy moved exactly like how I imagined he would move in my head. No big flashy "dodge" animations. No long distance flash jumps. Just tiny nudges to the left and right while maintaining a relatively straight path. It's perfect.

    • @SomeKindaHero117
      @SomeKindaHero117 2 роки тому +533

      Me, an anime viewer: "He's keeping his center of mass, his Hit Box, in such a compressed state. He's overcome the physical limitations of Humanity! _He's beginning to believe..._ "

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 2 роки тому +233

      While you were out partying, I mastered the perfect-dodge chain

    • @arielrozen4700
      @arielrozen4700 2 роки тому +78

      @@SomeKindaHero117 you, an anime viewer: "quotes the matrix"

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 2 роки тому +28

      @@arielrozen4700 Betcha there's a matrix anime somewhere.

    • @Stormrider1138
      @Stormrider1138 2 роки тому +7

      @@anonymousapproximation8549 There is. Lookup Animatrix

  • @SkiGlovesie
    @SkiGlovesie 2 роки тому +5857

    I knew the joke, I knew exactly what was going to happen.
    I still burst out laughing. Your animations are always great.

    • @iberis361
      @iberis361 2 роки тому +93

      The pause midway is what soldifies the inevitable joke xD

    • @UnderTimed
      @UnderTimed 2 роки тому +11

      Same thing here

    • @gloglablyn
      @gloglablyn 2 роки тому +7

      same

    • @guillermostreiger2307
      @guillermostreiger2307 2 роки тому +1

      I honestly cant understand what happened

    • @UnderTimed
      @UnderTimed 2 роки тому +72

      @@guillermostreiger2307 Here goes~
      Touhou is a series of bullet hell games, as in, games where you have to dodge very large amounts of bullets, usually covering most of the screen. Those games are known for their high difficulty, especially on higher difficulties, meaning that most high-tier touhou players are usually seen as elite players, capable of dodging basicly anything.
      Thus, the meme "touhou players don't use umbrellas, they just dodge raindrops" was born.

  • @The-Determined-Ninja
    @The-Determined-Ninja Рік тому +4

    The definition of _"I've trained for this-"_ (• ▽ •;)

  • @toanphamphuc9984
    @toanphamphuc9984 4 місяці тому +2

    My cat when I trying to showering her...

  • @ninjaknight6715
    @ninjaknight6715 2 роки тому +10869

    Imagine Touhou players get drafted and you later see them running towards the enemy, dodging all the bullets.

    • @AWDfreak
      @AWDfreak 2 роки тому +1883

      Touhou players are experts at dodging. If they couldn't dodge the draft, they better be able to dodge those bullets.

    • @ninjaknight6715
      @ninjaknight6715 2 роки тому +1125

      @@AWDfreak shit your right, bold of me to assume they couldn't dodge a draft.

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName 2 роки тому +723

      @@AWDfreak I think, at that point, they just want to dodge bullets for fun
      it’s always good to waste enemy ammunition in a war of attrition

    • @demiurgusgodofform8589
      @demiurgusgodofform8589 2 роки тому +60

      Real talk though, if I saw someone blitzing through a firing line of full automatic weapons fire, I'd just give up and swallow a grenade, hopefully before they can get to me so my death won't be as painful.

    • @shroudshift9969
      @shroudshift9969 2 роки тому +206

      @@demiurgusgodofform8589 *Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer!*

  • @Redstonetrippy1
    @Redstonetrippy1 Рік тому +6811

    The smile as he declines the umbrella, he knew what he was doing

    • @theexace
      @theexace Рік тому +66

      Path of virgin 🤣

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Рік тому +19

      @@theexace ☠

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 Рік тому +134

      Girl: It’s raining, wanna come under my umbrella? I was going to go across the street too.
      Guy: Nah, don’t worry, I’m fine. Watch this.
      *Graces rain like a boss*
      Girl: holy shit.

    • @minecrafttaher
      @minecrafttaher Рік тому +22

      ​@@theexace the expert route

    • @errebusaether
      @errebusaether 5 місяців тому

      @@apollyonnoctis1291 The True Virgin Saint Route

  • @arsonlord4628
    @arsonlord4628 4 місяці тому +3

    Just like a Touhou player, he avoided contact with water AND women

  • @sentient9478
    @sentient9478 Рік тому +2

    For a game I've never heard of, this one meme tells me everything I could possibly want to know about it.

  • @aronnecroman
    @aronnecroman 2 роки тому +1550

    this video perfectly describe any Touhou player ever. Especially the idea of Touhou players rejecting any interaction with women.

    • @martinmarkov9707
      @martinmarkov9707 2 роки тому +206

      Sigma male grind set rule#6998: women are temporary, rain is avoidable, but pain and touhou is eternal.

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 2 роки тому +67

      Well of course, relationships would merely be a distraction from achieving this level of enlightened focus.

    • @strollas
      @strollas 2 роки тому +22

      would had completed th15 first try if i was dodging women and not bullets

    • @SakuraVarietyChannel
      @SakuraVarietyChannel 2 роки тому +56

      But what if I am a woman and a touhou player? *fades out of existence as my body rejects itself*

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 2 роки тому +38

      @@SakuraVarietyChannel now you are able to dodge *_EVERYTHING_*

  • @al6243
    @al6243 2 роки тому +1413

    The joke aside, I really like how she offered to share her umbrella with a stranger. Very nice.

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 2 роки тому +77

      I suspect she wanted to spook that man, to Kogasa's disappointment.

    • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
      @user-wu8qc9bb3e 2 роки тому +10

      That's just part of the plot Lol.

    • @youdonotcare
      @youdonotcare 2 роки тому +5

      666 likes poggers

  • @urielspartan
    @urielspartan 4 місяці тому

    I missed see this, how nice

  • @jkstrangergaming5123
    @jkstrangergaming5123 11 місяців тому +1

    I was not expecting that

  • @donttalkaboutmypfp
    @donttalkaboutmypfp 2 роки тому +1324

    Nah this is unrealistic
    Touhou players never go outside

    • @timetraveler2154
      @timetraveler2154 2 роки тому +53

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @fatihaydynly5500
      @fatihaydynly5500 2 роки тому +97

      They just dodge the outside that's why

    • @thamrew676
      @thamrew676 2 роки тому +42

      They move so fast that we think they don't go outside.

    • @MasterZebulin
      @MasterZebulin 2 роки тому +4

      >talks about your pfp, which is obviously inspired by sans

    • @shrochrome
      @shrochrome 2 роки тому +4

      @@MasterZebulin He doesn't want to talk about it

  • @alternate6951
    @alternate6951 2 роки тому +4428

    0:27 no one gonna talk about how one of the boxes hit the corner?
    Truly a beauty to the eye

    • @FriskGameZ_
      @FriskGameZ_ 2 роки тому +73

      *Facts*

    • @burninglights1
      @burninglights1 2 роки тому +15

      @@FriskGameZ_ fac

    • @AmalgamJiena
      @AmalgamJiena 2 роки тому +176

      Im more concerned why the girl.. exploded into.. Microsoft PowerPoints?

    • @enya8127
      @enya8127 2 роки тому +121

      @@AmalgamJiena she needed to git gud

    • @FriskGameZ_
      @FriskGameZ_ 2 роки тому +14

      @@enya8127 It's the -sad- truth

  • @lizm.2867
    @lizm.2867 Місяць тому +2

    True touhou player, dodging everything including the girl’s hint.

  • @LeonLaggt
    @LeonLaggt 3 місяці тому +2

    Average enderman during rainfall

  • @Lagzlot
    @Lagzlot Рік тому +5954

    The noise implies that not only is he dodging the rain but he's purposely staying as close as possible at the same time for graze bonus. Whether he's going for a score run or building up for a panicbomb when it gets windy, I can't say.

    • @KimDare75
      @KimDare75 Рік тому +158

      does he intentionally go that close tho

    • @inakilbss
      @inakilbss Рік тому +101

      that's the sound of shooting tho, not grazing

    • @twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5
      @twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5 Рік тому +216

      With that kind of rain drops (bullets) density, you automatically get the grazing bonus just for not dying. It is not "intentional", in a sense that he doesn't purposefully go near them, it is just that there are so much drops(bullets) there that there is no space left that will be without the graze bonus.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodshinigami
      @friendlyneighborhoodshinigami Рік тому +14

      ​@@inakilbss that's the sound of grazing bro💀💀

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 Рік тому +5

      Wha-
      *What's the bomb*

  • @Doug_Fany
    @Doug_Fany 2 роки тому +1159

    The first 10 seconds was him trying to see the pattern, then 9 to prepare himself.

  • @mr.wizbiz.2917
    @mr.wizbiz.2917 11 місяців тому +4

    We need this guy in the army

  • @GetterRay
    @GetterRay Рік тому +2

    I knew what the joke would be but I still laughed at the execution. That's how you know its a good one.

  • @dragonslayer3552
    @dragonslayer3552 2 роки тому +665

    I absolutely love how he intensly stares at the rain to learn its patterns before going in
    It's a 30 sec animation where each second is just perfect

  • @YureizanChannel
    @YureizanChannel 2 роки тому +1102

    She forgot that she had an umbrella out, that's the power of being rejected to share an umbrella with a Touhou fan

    • @retrodkcn1979
      @retrodkcn1979 2 роки тому +15

      What a "surprise" huh

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 2 роки тому +19

      kogasa

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 2 роки тому +3

      @@retrodkcn1979 you got me dead on the floor laughing! i'm living in a cemetery now!

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 роки тому +4

      Umbrellas are useless. Just look at Kogasa.

    • @MelCMlol
      @MelCMlol 2 роки тому +1

      The umbrella is for graze

  • @Am_Cookie2436
    @Am_Cookie2436 11 місяців тому

    I like the reference to that one game with Security Guard in the background

  • @DistractionsDaily
    @DistractionsDaily 5 місяців тому +3

    bro's hitbox is the size of an atom

  • @Novum228
    @Novum228 Рік тому +4496

    So if a Touhou player actively dodges the rain, does a Paper Mario player battle each and every raindrop they touch?

    • @Music-kun
      @Music-kun Рік тому +147

      Yup

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 Рік тому +485

      Meanwhile, the SUPERHOT fanbase:

    • @aperson4097
      @aperson4097 Рік тому +177

      Yeah man, whenever I have to walk from a food lion to my car in the rain, I gotta cancel all my plans for the week.

    • @randomdud7733
      @randomdud7733 Рік тому +109

      As a Smash bros player, I have to say, playing endless multi-man Smash until I get home isn't that fun

    • @LimaBr_
      @LimaBr_ Рік тому +67

      the m&l players is totally able to parry a rocket with a comically sized hammer

  • @wandering4104
    @wandering4104 2 роки тому +4313

    I quite like the detail of her eyes being hypnotised like damn near every non touhou player looking at spellcards

    • @user-nt6gw5gd8c
      @user-nt6gw5gd8c Рік тому +20

      They were like that before just smaller

    • @user-nt6gw5gd8c
      @user-nt6gw5gd8c Рік тому +5

      Much smaller

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr Рік тому +4

      I feel called out

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Рік тому +53

      Her eyes aren't hypnotised, those circles are an artistical choice, seen in characters like those of Danganronpa.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Рік тому +18

      She became Makima.

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 9 місяців тому

    This is the first time I've had shock about the age of a video in the opposite way, I thought I saw this years ago