AI-Scripted Batman Comic

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  • Опубліковано 4 сер 2020
  • perhaps I was too enthusiastic for feaux artificially written comics
    shout out to Carter, and to YOU!! Thank you for continuing to watch this silly little video
    may batman look around for his parents to this very day
    Credit:
    Script was produced by Keaton Patti.
    Art and lettering was made by Matt Shults
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  • @isola7ion
    @isola7ion  2 роки тому +26979

    Wow this video has gained so much traction recently!
    What AI scripts or content should I voice over next? Any suggestions are welcome :)

    • @sexyprincesswriter2362
      @sexyprincesswriter2362 2 роки тому +1153

      We need the sequel; I explicitly want to see if Batman attempts to use the expired coupon.

    • @odysseyman200
      @odysseyman200 2 роки тому +200

      Avengers comic

    • @Noobwitha_Hat
      @Noobwitha_Hat 2 роки тому +91

      Spiderman (also what program are you using)

    • @landodjango8107
      @landodjango8107 2 роки тому +18

      I suggest pinning this comment for people to see

    • @idavid8391
      @idavid8391 2 роки тому +40

      There's one about Spider-Man that has the same vibes. Not sure who made it, sadly, but if you look up Bot Writes Spider-Man or something like that it should show up.

  • @justatanuki.6495
    @justatanuki.6495 8 місяців тому +9680

    I love how “two-face is a man, but attorney” implies that being an attorney isn’t a human trait.

  • @snakee7431
    @snakee7431 2 роки тому +5529

    “I am such a freak. Society is bad.” Joker in a nutshell

    • @iczesmv
      @iczesmv 2 роки тому +329

      “You drink water."
      "I drink anarchy.”

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 2 роки тому +155

      "I drink bats just like a bat would."
      Batman looks around for his parents.
      _BUT THEY ARE STILL D E A D_
      This makes him have anger
      He fires a bat rocket, but Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humour.
      A Clownly Power.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 роки тому +67

      I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.

    • @the_cat_the_cat
      @the_cat_the_cat 2 роки тому +44

      This is a joker joke.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 2 роки тому +5

      This is not in order and i hat ethat

  • @marcoronnie9538
    @marcoronnie9538 4 місяці тому +2755

    "Happy Batday, Birthman" sounds like what the real Joker would say

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics 3 місяці тому +180

      I thought Alfred was Birthman. It is his job, after all

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost 3 місяці тому +69

      ​@@SirPhysicsNo, he's just the batler.

    • @user-gx2os7so9j
      @user-gx2os7so9j 3 місяці тому +13

      looks like memes about man from reddit

    • @yarisher3127
      @yarisher3127 3 місяці тому +36

      AI handles Joker perfectly. The innacuracy of AI makes it completely chaotic, thus making an impeccable Joker impression.

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 3 місяці тому +3

      AI did a good job writing joker tbh lol

  • @privateportal6969
    @privateportal6969 8 місяців тому +1059

    Joker giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents is such a Joker thing to do it's literally crazy.

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 3 місяці тому +49

      Was about to be annoyed at the misuse of the word “literally,” but no, Joker being insane is probably exactly why he’d do that. Good job.

    • @theJamesexpress
      @theJamesexpress 3 місяці тому +34

      Ai gets joker so well for no reason

    • @snipeuminusthesniper
      @snipeuminusthesniper 2 місяці тому +7

      @@theJamesexpress makes sense, the AI is as chaotic as the Joker

    • @theJamesexpress
      @theJamesexpress 2 місяці тому +3

      @@snipeuminusthesniper nah, the ai is more chaotic then joker

    • @You-wp4ic
      @You-wp4ic Місяць тому

      @@0SC2I mean, the other usage is informal but in the dictionary.

  • @sockjok_animations1638
    @sockjok_animations1638 3 роки тому +4875

    Batman looks around for his parents
    But they are still ded

    • @Klick404
      @Klick404 2 роки тому +140

      I completely lost it at that point. Funniest part IMO

    • @august4476
      @august4476 2 роки тому +32

      I fucking lol’d

    • @richgud4180
      @richgud4180 2 роки тому +71

      All time orphan

    • @sad-4ss
      @sad-4ss 2 роки тому +32

      This makes him have anger!

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 роки тому +8

      Happy batday, birthman.

  • @italy402
    @italy402 2 роки тому +5985

    batman's parents being dead is a joke that will never die
    unlike his parents

  • @fluffycat679
    @fluffycat679 8 місяців тому +4001

    I love the line "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still* *dead"* Because it suggests Batman checks to see if his parents have stopped being dead before every fight only to become furious because of it.

    • @lrkeribergaard6110
      @lrkeribergaard6110 5 місяців тому +33

      true....

    • @Dhruv-yu2jo
      @Dhruv-yu2jo 3 місяці тому +119

      That is batman's superpower. Looking for his parents. When he doesn't see them he gets angry

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 3 місяці тому +25

      It also implies that the AI doesn't understand the idea; the end of one's own existence.

    • @epicwinning
      @epicwinning 3 місяці тому +9

      @@sid2112 It understands they are still dead so uh... kinda does.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 3 місяці тому +8

      @@epicwinning But the implication was that they might not be at some point in the future, which we really should tell the AI that's not how it works. I think it could be important.

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl 11 місяців тому +3738

    I love how the AI randomly roasts Batman for not having parents twice.

    • @cnupdates
      @cnupdates 11 місяців тому +360

      Three times actually

    • @el_pibe_que_salio_de_la_basura
      @el_pibe_que_salio_de_la_basura 8 місяців тому +68

      Three times

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake 7 місяців тому +66

      Thrice

    • @cheesecake1255
      @cheesecake1255 6 місяців тому +50

      always an orphan, they are still dead, the coupon... Yeah... Lol

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan 5 місяців тому +46

      Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

  • @chunchunmaru7500
    @chunchunmaru7500 2 роки тому +3961

    "Batman looks for his parents, but they're still dead." I'm fucking crying

  • @davidkramer9674
    @davidkramer9674 3 роки тому +5472

    "Alfred give birth to Robin. Alfred begins the process since it is his job." Confirmed that Batman runs a Robin Mill

    • @tangetstone2.045
      @tangetstone2.045 3 роки тому +260

      That also explains how the Batman who Laughs has many Laughing Robins as his minions

    • @whateverwhatever4476
      @whateverwhatever4476 2 роки тому +32

      @@tangetstone2.045 oh shit

    • @alotosius
      @alotosius 2 роки тому +22

      OH LORD WHY!?
      The cringe is immeasurable!

    • @whateverwhatever4476
      @whateverwhatever4476 2 роки тому +35

      @@alotosius Batman owns a Robin Mill. It all makes sense!

    • @Heidijackward
      @Heidijackward 2 роки тому +6

      That line murdered me

  • @xpyroflame
    @xpyroflame 11 місяців тому +2238

    "Alfred give birth to robin"
    Alfred begins the process since it is his job
    I can't be the only one that absolutely died at this part holy shit

  • @KuzuriGames
    @KuzuriGames 8 місяців тому +722

    "I'm such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, i drink anarchy."
    This gotta be one of the best lines i've ever heard.

    • @kyleholden5537
      @kyleholden5537 3 місяці тому +15

      I could see this In a bigger speech like criticizing how society thinks of him or something

    • @JacketteTrades
      @JacketteTrades 15 днів тому

      Best line I've heard since Opposing Force!

  • @liamlugay1102
    @liamlugay1102 2 роки тому +4907

    “You drink water, I drink anarchy.”
    “I drink bats just like a bat would!”

    • @safau25
      @safau25 2 роки тому +127

      that line just hit home

    • @tarnishedpose
      @tarnishedpose 2 роки тому +89

      @@safau25 Like Two-Face because Alfred landed heads up

    • @EclipseCircle
      @EclipseCircle 2 роки тому +112

      “You drink water, I drink anarchy.” This sounds way more badass than it has any right to be.

    • @mauriciotorres7622
      @mauriciotorres7622 2 роки тому +16

      So that's really how COVID started huh

    • @minermario27
      @minermario27 2 роки тому +30

      “I drink bats just like a bat would!”
      *Mhm yes, bats are my favorite drink.*

  • @ladofthecentury7311
    @ladofthecentury7311 2 роки тому +3079

    Batman: “Alfred, give birth to robin”
    Alfred: *unbuckles trousers*

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 2 роки тому +153

      I feel like the art was custom made for this, which is all the more great

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 2 роки тому +103

      @@KubickQ yeah, I don't think automated art generation has gotten that good yet lol

    • @NPCrash
      @NPCrash 2 роки тому +61

      @@brad5426 The art was not made by the AI. Only the script.

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 2 роки тому +12

      @@NPCrash I know

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 2 роки тому +21

      And he starts the process because it is his job 😂😂

  • @treebricks4487
    @treebricks4487 6 місяців тому +245

    “Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor” my life strategy

  • @MitchellCFlint
    @MitchellCFlint 8 місяців тому +507

    This joker is unironically pretty good. The birthday prank, The rule rule, the "I drink anarchy", all in character

    • @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk
      @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk 3 місяці тому +44

      and the fact he deflected a rocket with his sick sense of humor

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk 2 місяці тому +12

      @@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk A “clownly power” 🤣🤣

    • @DogBat
      @DogBat Місяць тому +2

      IT IS

    • @DogBat
      @DogBat Місяць тому +6

      He is one of the characters where he can just say anything and it will be in character

    • @pptemplar5840
      @pptemplar5840 Місяць тому +8

      ​kinda true, but a couple of these seem like things he might actually say instead of, things a shitty writer would argue he would say/do, because "It's the Joker, he's chaotic"
      Like the Rule Follow line actually sounds like better dialogue than he was given in the Kill the JL trailer. And that's something somebody actually wrote, where he just saying he was crazy and trying to look like the onceler.
      Joker is insane, so anything can be argued to be in character, but you still gotta make people believe it. @@DogBat

  • @zacharywooden2113
    @zacharywooden2113 2 роки тому +9337

    There were three “Batman’s parents are dead” jokes crammed into less than two minutes and all of them made me laugh so hard Joker would have killed himself in shame

    • @thatsexyganon5648
      @thatsexyganon5648 2 роки тому +243

      Same. I laughed for a solid minute and some change after the video ended.

    • @RyanGoutbeck
      @RyanGoutbeck 2 роки тому +43

      I had to pause I was laughing so hard 🤣

    • @topnotchshinobi
      @topnotchshinobi 2 роки тому +46

      Three jokes - one for each of the "three Jokers". :)

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 2 роки тому +1

      @@topnotchshinobi three?

    • @scoman91
      @scoman91 2 роки тому +72

      Joker is the most in-character out of everyone in this entire comic.

  • @dapperblueberries9779
    @dapperblueberries9779 2 роки тому +3593

    “I am such a freak. Society is bad.” The AI managed to get Joker’s personality down to a T

    • @landodjango8107
      @landodjango8107 2 роки тому +39

      I took a massive dump on a picture of Basil wanna see?

    • @spiffyavatar3611
      @spiffyavatar3611 2 роки тому +36

      @@landodjango8107 okay

    • @arn3107
      @arn3107 2 роки тому +3

      Bro what is your PFP
      It gives off some kind of chaotic and sick energy

    • @f.u.c8308
      @f.u.c8308 2 роки тому +19

      Obviously not a Ai

    • @tapiocapearl1381
      @tapiocapearl1381 2 роки тому +3

      @@landodjango8107 nice dude.

  • @tartuffle2400
    @tartuffle2400 5 місяців тому +477

    “I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” As a line that goes kinda hard

  • @Ostroid
    @Ostroid 10 місяців тому +1608

    The fact that the AI sees a man and an attorney as separate things, means the AI understands our society perfectly

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub 7 місяців тому +53

      We live in a society.

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan 5 місяців тому +18

      Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

    • @oneeyedjack1812
      @oneeyedjack1812 3 місяці тому

      @@TheMaxORyan Source?

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan 3 місяці тому

      ​@@oneeyedjack1812 Look up "Keaton Patti Fake" or just read their wiki page

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 3 місяці тому

      @@oneeyedjack1812 Googling Keaton Patti and AI gives a bunch of results that indicate this is true. I am not gonna dive into this but it seems to be true.

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 2 роки тому +5436

    “Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin”
    “Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home”

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora 2 роки тому +340

      I freakin died of laughter from that bit

    • @yannkam2127
      @yannkam2127 2 роки тому +424

      that's oddly in-character for two-face

    • @thomasrobatsch2582
      @thomasrobatsch2582 2 роки тому +193

      How did the AI understand that both coins work like that and Two-Face behaves differently depending on the coin flip?

    • @josiahdsmith5641
      @josiahdsmith5641 2 роки тому +195

      Thomas Robatsch Because this very likely isn’t an AI that wrote this script. It’s a human pretending to be an AI. There are too many clever wordplay instances that would require sophisticated understanding of language and humor that AI simply does not have. For instance the “batler”, “goth ham”, “happy batday birthman” jokes require too much wordplay for any AI to have made. The only way it could have made those jokes is if they already existed in the source material that was fed to it, in which case it would have just copied them verbatim

    • @Link3000XD
      @Link3000XD 2 роки тому +10

      thats my fav one

  • @beckettherbert6544
    @beckettherbert6544 2 роки тому +7035

    “Alfred, give birth to Robin.”
    Alfred:
    *Good Soldiers Follow Orders*

  • @MemeMuseum23
    @MemeMuseum23 5 місяців тому +221

    The goth ham pun is top tier

    • @Kkk-pr2bk
      @Kkk-pr2bk 3 місяці тому +18

      To Batman, Alfred is a loyal BATler
      To Two-Face, he is a Penny worth flipping

  • @connorgibes709
    @connorgibes709 3 місяці тому +82

    "I have never followed a rule. That is My rule. Don't you follow? I don't."
    Is unironically a very clever line and I want to use it irl now

  • @idioticchildno.0171
    @idioticchildno.0171 2 роки тому +9290

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *STILL DEAD.*

    • @morgantippetts7681
      @morgantippetts7681 2 роки тому +511

      This makes him have ANGER

    • @greenboi938
      @greenboi938 2 роки тому +291

      He fires a batrocket

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 2 роки тому +298

      The joker deflects it with his SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.*

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 роки тому +238

      A clownly power

    • @greenboi938
      @greenboi938 2 роки тому +184

      @@justin2308 I have never followed a rule that is my rule do you follow I dont

  • @kingofpilgrims368
    @kingofpilgrims368 2 роки тому +2819

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” 😂😂😂

    • @monsterman2.0yt6
      @monsterman2.0yt6 2 роки тому +104

      "It contains a coupon for new parents but it's expired. "

    • @willandrews8577
      @willandrews8577 2 роки тому +1

      😥😥😥😥😥

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 роки тому +28

      "This makes him have anger"

    • @noskillpureandy
      @noskillpureandy 2 роки тому +2

      This is definitely fake.

    • @nice.581
      @nice.581 2 роки тому +4

      @@noskillpureandy hence the video’s title “Ai scripted.”

  • @AmikaChill
    @AmikaChill 8 місяців тому +298

    I am almost nostalgic for this era of AI. This specific moment between early chatbots and modern accessible neural networks, when AI didnt choose the simplest option, it chose the one it knew, which could be ANYTHING

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 5 місяців тому +47

      Unfortunately this was not really written by an AI. The writer is notorious for doing these things and it’s been proven several times that he writes them himself

    • @ebinshumate3132
      @ebinshumate3132 5 місяців тому +53

      @jenkinsfamily2229
      If that’s the case, this man can write f*cking gold

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 5 місяців тому

      agreed. it's a riot@@ebinshumate3132

    • @-nomi.-
      @-nomi.- 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@jenkinsfamily2229yeah it even says faux ai in the description. Ive messed around with ai since gpt2 and it's never gotten more creative not even close to this just more coherent

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming 2 місяці тому +5

      Bro is nostalgic for a human written script

  • @Yesenn
    @Yesenn 5 місяців тому +67

    The AI saw Alfred and just went "Now draw him giving birth"

  • @oxboll19
    @oxboll19 2 роки тому +2569

    "carries a tray of goth ham"
    I'll admit I fucking lost it there.

  • @gebbo221
    @gebbo221 2 роки тому +8316

    "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead."
    Damn. that sucks.

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 роки тому +190

      The way he says it though
      "...but thEY are still dEAD"

    • @TheTrueGlaukos
      @TheTrueGlaukos 2 роки тому +199

      Sometimes batman, sometimes sometimes Bruce Wayne, ALL TIMES ORPHAN

    • @Chyrre
      @Chyrre 2 роки тому +27

      Feels Batman

    • @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN
      @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN 2 роки тому +66

      And the extra salt in the wound is the joker giving him a coupon for new parents only for it to be expired.

    • @kosakukawajiri8331
      @kosakukawajiri8331 2 роки тому +8

      Cry about it

  • @CStone-xn4oy
    @CStone-xn4oy 4 місяці тому +120

    The AI really liked going for the "ha ha Batman is an orphan" joke whenever it could fit it in.

  • @sarojandongol1482
    @sarojandongol1482 8 місяців тому +127

    It's been 3 years but "You drink water, I drink anarchy" still goes hard.

  • @ThermalLabs
    @ThermalLabs 2 роки тому +6653

    "I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy." That just sums up the Joker.

    • @hexis_lite6531
      @hexis_lite6531 2 роки тому +345

      This line and "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Both sound like something Joker would actually say

    • @allflying3
      @allflying3 2 роки тому +163

      Joker is such a chaotic character that even AI can write his script perfectly.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +52

      Yeah it's almost like a real person wrote it, not an AI

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 2 роки тому +57

      @@LordVader1094 sounds like what an A.I. would say

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 2 роки тому +17

      Yes, one fucking movie using a completely different version of the Joker sums up his whole character and legacy.
      « Society bad »

  • @mistermooustacheo8114
    @mistermooustacheo8114 3 роки тому +6947

    “I have never followed a rule, this is my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne 2 роки тому +913

      Legitimately a good line that I could see the 60’s version of him saying

    • @Reflection246
      @Reflection246 2 роки тому +695

      That line is so stupid yet so smart

    • @tommychantzis6296
      @tommychantzis6296 2 роки тому +372

      @@Pip200ne Actually , even the modern version of him could say that. I mean inbetween creating clones of himself , temporeraly turning immortal and pretending to be the batman who lauggs.

    • @evankauffman2139
      @evankauffman2139 2 роки тому +66

      Actually an okay line for Joker.

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 2 роки тому +11

      ua-cam.com/video/eatIzqwB2dA/v-deo.html
      Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
      (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
      (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @cornsonyt9379
    @cornsonyt9379 3 місяці тому +55

    “two face is a man, but attorney” is super underrated LMAO

  • @kindlethekitsune
    @kindlethekitsune 5 місяців тому +54

    Alternate Title: Ai bullies Batman for having no parents

  • @Phoenix2.5D
    @Phoenix2.5D 2 роки тому +8509

    "He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan."
    This AI gave no fucks tbh

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 2 роки тому +201

      this is why stephen hawking warned us about AI: imagine if this thing could do more than just write funny batman comics.XD

    • @JktuUekmw
      @JktuUekmw 2 роки тому +145

      Sometimes _sometimes_ batman

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 роки тому +53

      The first fucking lines, and AI is already cooking Batman on three burners.

    • @Mr._Nikki
      @Mr._Nikki 2 роки тому +13

      I think the AI tried to foreshadow the jokers joke.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 2 роки тому +6

      @@JT5555 I for one welcome our new robot overlords; praise the Googoracle!

  • @lucariboi1960
    @lucariboi1960 2 роки тому +3318

    “It is a coupon for new parents, but it is expired”
    That killed me

  • @yty1941
    @yty1941 8 місяців тому +125

    1:03 "I drink anarchy" 🗿

    • @Random_Brazillan
      @Random_Brazillan 7 місяців тому +20

      "I drink *bats*
      Just like a *bat* would!"

    • @An_animator9743
      @An_animator9743 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@Random_Brazillan batman looks around for his parents. But they are *_STILL DEAD_*

    • @Random_Brazillan
      @Random_Brazillan 6 місяців тому +13

      @@An_animator9743 this makes him have *anger*
      He fires a *batrocket*

    • @An_animator9743
      @An_animator9743 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Random_Brazillan the jokes deflects it with his sick sense of humour!... a *_clowny power_*

    • @Random_Brazillan
      @Random_Brazillan 6 місяців тому +8

      @@An_animator9743 "i have never followed a rule. That is my rule
      Do you follow? I don't"

  • @woofwuf
    @woofwuf 11 місяців тому +96

    “He looks for his parents, but they’re still dead.”
    This is comedy gold

  • @Tom_Katsu_pz
    @Tom_Katsu_pz 2 роки тому +2295

    "Happy Batday, Birthman." is such a great line. Classic Joker joke.

  • @MinerGritz
    @MinerGritz 5 місяців тому +31

    I just love the "Batman opens it because he is a good guy"

    • @BeanbonVG
      @BeanbonVG Місяць тому +2

      Yeah like he knows it’s gonna be a stupid prank or a trap but he’s so nice that he can’t refuse a gift

  • @Post_Leako
    @Post_Leako 8 місяців тому +49

    the degree to which this AI basically roasts Batman for being an orphan is SAVAGE

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 роки тому +4615

    "I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy."
    _-every 14 year old on Facebook_

    • @davetech1269
      @davetech1269 2 роки тому +135

      WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +113

      *every 14 year old on twitter, reddit, instagram, and facebook

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 2 роки тому +60

      @@jockeyfield1954 True, and let us not forget Tumblr

    • @somerandomguy844
      @somerandomguy844 2 роки тому +23

      Every fourteen year old ever upon seeing this; *Oh I’m gonna use this*

    • @satirestudios5413
      @satirestudios5413 2 роки тому +2

      Hey now! Hey now!!

  • @kyleturner7309
    @kyleturner7309 2 роки тому +10351

    I love the idea that every 5 minutes or so Batman looks around for his dead parents and gets pissed when he can’t find them.

    • @robin9793
      @robin9793 2 роки тому +451

      This is my headcanon now

    • @cicadianrhythm
      @cicadianrhythm 2 роки тому +440

      He has bat-object-impermanence.

    • @johnmorrell3187
      @johnmorrell3187 2 роки тому +334

      This gives him anger

    • @Skippymcskep
      @Skippymcskep 2 роки тому +197

      @@johnmorrell3187 he shoots a batrocket

    • @_laryssa
      @_laryssa 2 роки тому +87

      Dementia batman

  • @zednopercent8994
    @zednopercent8994 10 місяців тому +65

    I like how the ai makes "attorney" seem like a bad thing

    • @sinister11349
      @sinister11349 9 місяців тому +3

      It’s not made by Ai

    • @J-o-s-h-u-a
      @J-o-s-h-u-a 4 місяці тому

      ​@@sinister11349If it is

    • @geoffabbythomas7293
      @geoffabbythomas7293 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@J-o-s-h-u-ait ISN'T ai was NOWHERE near this sophisticated back when this was made the dude who made it confirmed it himself it's on tons of other comments

  • @maartenvandermeulen2643
    @maartenvandermeulen2643 5 місяців тому +12

    1:27 ''Alfred, give birth to Robin.''
    - Batman, 2020

    • @LordFawful-se9fk
      @LordFawful-se9fk 5 місяців тому +4

      *Alfred begins the process sinse IT IS his job*

  • @ThatGuy-ke6fp
    @ThatGuy-ke6fp 2 роки тому +3524

    "He looked around for his parents, but they were still dead"
    I'm as dead as his parents

  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo 2 роки тому +10474

    “I have never followed a rule. That’s my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”
    That’s actually a pretty good Joker line.

  • @dokbluejay5026
    @dokbluejay5026 10 місяців тому +41

    An expired coupon for new parents actually seems like something Joker might do.

  • @lifinale
    @lifinale 8 місяців тому +16

    “I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t” is such a badass line like wtf

  • @patriarchofthebugsnaxfamily
    @patriarchofthebugsnaxfamily 2 роки тому +9299

    "Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney"
    Implying this is what being an attorney does to people

    • @DrakeVagabond
      @DrakeVagabond 2 роки тому +799

      This is what a law degree will get you

    • @cantthinkofaname4555
      @cantthinkofaname4555 2 роки тому +619

      Pheonix wright got real different after the 3rd game

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 2 роки тому +245

      Also implies that clowns aren't men.

    • @CacoExplosivo
      @CacoExplosivo 2 роки тому +207

      my sister is married to a lawyer i can confirm this is exactly what a law degree does to people

    • @jumpupsupbarhorn
      @jumpupsupbarhorn 2 роки тому +33

      I mean a man doesn't neccesarily swallow morals for their job

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 9 місяців тому +9

    to be fair "happy bat day birthman" sounds like a Joker insult.

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 7 місяців тому +30

    I love how well drawn this is.

  • @texivani
    @texivani 2 роки тому +4692

    Things we learned:
    -Batman is an orphan
    -Batman has no parents
    -Batman's parents are dead
    -Batman can't find his parents because they are dead
    -Batman can't get his dead parents back
    -Alfred is Robin's mom

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 2 роки тому +41

      dad*

    • @texivani
      @texivani 2 роки тому +240

      @@jackh.3052 I dunno, whens the last time you saw a dad give birth?

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 2 роки тому +288

      @@texivani Alfred is a seahorse clearly

    • @geryz7549
      @geryz7549 2 роки тому +77

      @@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 _clearly_ , you don't own an air fryer

    • @xenno8496
      @xenno8496 2 роки тому +35

      @@geryz7549 I don't need sleep I need answers

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks 2 роки тому +2971

    "Happy batday, birthman" sounds like simething the Joker actually would say, ngl

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 2 роки тому +156

      Almost everything he says fits his character

    • @newtybot
      @newtybot 2 роки тому +155

      The box with a coupon is definitely on brand for the Joker. The only reason he hasn’t done it yet is he doesn’t know Batman is an orphan

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks 2 роки тому +8

      I get notifications for those replies, I get no notifications for those 482 likes

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks 2 роки тому +18

      @@newtybot Yeah, he legit doesnt even want to know his identity

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 2 роки тому +3

      @@newtybot As the Joker you miss all the shots you don't take

  • @Thenameless1
    @Thenameless1 6 місяців тому +27

    This feels too coherently stupid for an AI to come up with, this genuinely feels like the kind of well thought out stupid Tim and Eric would come up with.

  • @Dinoking66
    @Dinoking66 4 місяці тому +10

    "Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney."
    What a nice accurate description of two of my favorite DC villains.

  • @samuelclayhills3298
    @samuelclayhills3298 2 роки тому +8448

    "I am SUCH a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink ANARCHY."
    WE NEED MARK HAMILL TO VOICE THIS ASAP

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 2 роки тому +487

      He should also voice "I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 2 роки тому +129

      You could ask Gianni Matragano. He does a pretty good Mark Hamill impression

    • @EnderWarlock
      @EnderWarlock 2 роки тому +40

      If anyone is able to visit a convention he attends please show him this comic!

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 роки тому +11

      @@gilles466 all we need is a bag of dog food, according to Civvie.

    • @Cristopher_C
      @Cristopher_C 2 роки тому +8

      omg yes he should voice the entire thing :O

  • @e1lmoose
    @e1lmoose 2 роки тому +4474

    “batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still dead.* “
    i fucking spit my water out

    • @spicymeatballs2thespicening
      @spicymeatballs2thespicening 2 роки тому +250

      pathetic, I spit my anarchy out

    • @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN
      @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN 2 роки тому +131

      @@spicymeatballs2thespicening
      I spit my bat out

    • @eli3998
      @eli3998 2 роки тому +63

      The best part is the expired coupon for new parents

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd 2 роки тому +9

      @@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my anarchy bat out *laughs in the Batman who laughs*

    • @circus1293
      @circus1293 2 роки тому

      @Sonal Mohrir you stole my name

  • @SilverWolf1ol
    @SilverWolf1ol 5 місяців тому +18

    The only one who stays in character is the Joker, and I love it.

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 4 місяці тому +8

      Two Face is actually in character too aside from literally flipping Alfred, he always has a coin with him so he probably actually would decide to go home if it landed on tails or something. the reason he flips Alfred is probably because of the Pennyworth in his name which adds another level of stupid humor to the whole thing

  • @darmandez
    @darmandez 11 місяців тому +16

    "You drink water, I drink anarchy" is such a raw line

  • @sometechydude2324
    @sometechydude2324 2 роки тому +6526

    I like how Batman says “a penguin” instead of “the penguin”, implying that he just punched a random penguin into prison

    • @passtimepal3242
      @passtimepal3242 2 роки тому +194

      This made me laugh so much more when picturing it

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 2 роки тому +120

      It was the one from Wallace and Gromit.

    • @X.Arybdis
      @X.Arybdis 2 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 2 роки тому +81

      And because that punched penguin is in jail Gotham is safer

    • @hackr6751
      @hackr6751 2 роки тому +15

      @@Bacony_Cakes feathers McGraw

  • @manda4134
    @manda4134 2 роки тому +5023

    “You drink water, but I drink anarchy” is going to be my new yearbook quote

    • @novatheicedragon1225
      @novatheicedragon1225 2 роки тому +38

      im stealing this and i don't feel bad about it

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 2 роки тому +127

      Mines gonna be:
      I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.

    • @novatheicedragon1225
      @novatheicedragon1225 2 роки тому +4

      @@phoenixair11 genius

    • @Ins0mniBat
      @Ins0mniBat 2 роки тому +52

      My yearbook quote is gonna be "I drink bats, just like a bat would."

    • @clivehandforth3531
      @clivehandforth3531 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao our school doesn't do senior quotes but I wish

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 8 місяців тому +10

    Giving Bruce an expired Parent coupon is so in-character for the Joker though.

  • @Rogers186_
    @Rogers186_ 9 місяців тому +12

    "You drink water. I drink anarchy." has to be one of the sickest villain lines ever

  • @spongebuff4523
    @spongebuff4523 2 роки тому +1821

    "Alfred give birth to Robin"
    Alfred begins the process because that's his job
    I can't...

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 2 роки тому +5433

    *_I love how it’s implied that Robin just lives inside Alfred’s womb and Bruce calls him out like a Pokéball whenever he needs him_*

    • @EarthButNotFlat
      @EarthButNotFlat 2 роки тому +62

      YeS

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 2 роки тому +117

      The ULTIMATE contigency plan!🤣

    • @cypherpunk7675
      @cypherpunk7675 2 роки тому +81

      And how Robin is birthed instead of hatched.

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 2 роки тому +66

      Worst thing i have read all week, thanks!

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 2 роки тому +8

      I agree with CBG, this, is an atrocity to my eyes; why must they have allowed me to see this?

  • @hunterspride18
    @hunterspride18 5 місяців тому +16

    The fact that Two-face and Joker stayed in-character throughout the entire bit is incredible. 😂

  • @FaBLoo-bw4hy
    @FaBLoo-bw4hy 9 місяців тому +3

    fun fact: the expiration date on the coupon was May 1939, which was the year the first batman comic released.

  • @wileymcgraw5511
    @wileymcgraw5511 2 роки тому +4101

    “Batman looks around for his parents.”
    “But they are *still dead* ”
    Damn, this AI is savage!

    • @wileymcgraw5511
      @wileymcgraw5511 2 роки тому +263

      It contains a coupon for new parents,
      But it is expired.
      Holy shit.

    • @RealestBoxy
      @RealestBoxy 2 роки тому +100

      the funny thing is that everything the joker says could be cannon

    • @micaiahclark
      @micaiahclark 2 роки тому +15

      Best line in the whole thing

    • @reivaldoaurelio4895
      @reivaldoaurelio4895 2 роки тому +16

      This a.i have a thing against orphan

    • @zarkahmed3199
      @zarkahmed3199 2 роки тому +29

      @@micaiahclark "Alfred, give birth to Robin" "Alfred starts the process since it's his job"

  • @therenegade1096
    @therenegade1096 Рік тому +3552

    “Batman looks around for his parents… but they are still dead”
    That killed me

    • @buggobricks
      @buggobricks Рік тому +72

      What’s funnier is that that happens throughout the plots of most Batman movies, so the fact that the A.I would write that actually makes sense. 😂

    • @mrtuxedo1467
      @mrtuxedo1467 10 місяців тому +78

      Now you can be just like his parents

    • @kosmicatneedsalife
      @kosmicatneedsalife 8 місяців тому

      OMG NOOOO!!!@@mrtuxedo1467

    • @drman8613
      @drman8613 8 місяців тому +25

      Killed the parents too

    • @kosmicatneedsalife
      @kosmicatneedsalife 8 місяців тому

      Damn-@@drman8613

  • @cadetsparklez3300
    @cadetsparklez3300 3 місяці тому +7

    The coupon is actually insane

  • @weskintime4177
    @weskintime4177 8 місяців тому +11

    The Joker portray is 100% accurate to his cartoon version while mixing in some stuff from the current Jokers that’s actually funny.

  • @gatsmen2200
    @gatsmen2200 2 роки тому +1717

    “I am such a freak, Society is bad, you drink water, I drink ANARCHY” is just such a, mood

    • @kiricappuchin
      @kiricappuchin 2 роки тому +99

      “I DRINK BATS, LIKE A BAT DOES”

    • @bbyponk
      @bbyponk 2 роки тому +47

      sigma male grindset

    • @kindaway
      @kindaway 2 роки тому +8

      This would perfectly fit r/iam14andthisisdeep

    • @xaltsun392
      @xaltsun392 2 роки тому +4

      “Mood” cringe.

    • @davidsplooge14
      @davidsplooge14 2 роки тому +4

      @@xaltsun392 "you" cringe

  • @quietstew843
    @quietstew843 2 роки тому +3563

    Why is A.I so hellbent on reminding batman that his parents are dead

    • @KieraQ0323
      @KieraQ0323 2 роки тому +141

      It’s a person trying to emulate an ai trying to emulate a person

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 2 роки тому +107

      @₿ΣΛƬƧ It is. AI would have never come up with anything this coherent. That sentence "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule" would actually be in all likelihood rejected by the algorithm due to the word rule being repeated so close to one another.
      Even that famous Harry Potter bit, which was senseless rambling all the way through, has its authors admit they swapped the order of sentences to increase comedic effect.
      It is funny for sure but AI had nothing to do with it. I actually work with it on an everyday basis (a different industry but still) and let me tell you, we are *eons* away from it being capable of writing a piece of fan fiction that might stand at least the tiniest chance of being confused for a six year old's legitimate writing. The amount of data you'd need to feed the algorithm would be downright insane.

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 2 роки тому +15

      @@yarpen26 Have you seen Tom Scott's video on AI? It's not as far away as you think but I do agree this is most likely faked.

    • @autisticreactions4397
      @autisticreactions4397 2 роки тому +19

      Because the AI also doesn't have parents and hates anybody who has parents or used to have parents.

    • @gamistry2947
      @gamistry2947 2 роки тому +13

      You guys had to ruin the joke

  • @Oswin2642
    @Oswin2642 6 місяців тому +10

    I am honestly amazed that with all of the things the AI got wrong, it so accurately portrayed Two-Faces coin fixation in a more realistically random sense (him just leaving with nothing happening) than I can ever recall.

  • @preposteroussongs5572
    @preposteroussongs5572 9 місяців тому +6

    "expires may 1939". Nice one

  • @InvictusSolDeus
    @InvictusSolDeus Рік тому +6808

    "It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired."
    The Joker is truly a master of evil

    • @C0X98
      @C0X98 6 місяців тому +11

      Wth 1.7K likes and-

    • @dappleofthedualies
      @dappleofthedualies 6 місяців тому +61

      this is a joker joke

    • @SparkShadow212
      @SparkShadow212 6 місяців тому +48

      ​@@dappleofthedualiesThe most Joker joke Joker has ever joked.

    • @adame.9469
      @adame.9469 6 місяців тому +13

      The expiration date tho

    • @FuchsiaRosa
      @FuchsiaRosa 5 місяців тому +4

      Jonkler

  • @NotsoseriousNick
    @NotsoseriousNick 2 роки тому +6372

    Out of all the Bat-thing puns, “Batler” is the one that actually got me.
    That and the notion that Two-Face would be a normal man were it not for the fact he’s an attorney.

    • @wrigglenightbug8679
      @wrigglenightbug8679 2 роки тому +501

      "Goth Ham" is also absolute gold

    • @jdirksen
      @jdirksen 2 роки тому +309

      the expired coupon for new parents was a real killer tbh

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 2 роки тому +132

      @@wrigglenightbug8679 I just now got the Goth Ham joke. Oh boy that is good.

    • @rbpgamemaster
      @rbpgamemaster 2 роки тому +55

      Actually, considering his backstory, he most likely would not be two-faced, at least not visually.

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 2 роки тому +56

      “Happy batday, birthman.”

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 8 місяців тому +5

    This video is the reason why me and my brother still say "happy batday, birthman" to each other at our birthdays.

  • @TheSkiingDragon
    @TheSkiingDragon 7 місяців тому +41

    It feels slightly too punny to be pure AI, but it’s also hilarious

    • @_____alyptic
      @_____alyptic 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, the Alfred giving birth to a baby that immediately becomes a Robin is too accurate for Batman to be made up 🤔

    • @kam8754
      @kam8754 2 місяці тому +1

      Correct, it isn't AI

    • @geoffabbythomas7293
      @geoffabbythomas7293 2 місяці тому +1

      None of this was ai made AT ALL

  • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
    @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 2 роки тому +1776

    I like how the AI made fun of bruce being an orphan three times, that's at least two ones

    • @hyperpowerfulform5132
      @hyperpowerfulform5132 2 роки тому +172

      And that's terrible.
      ...But only a little bit, compared to five tens.

    • @ilovemetalmusic310
      @ilovemetalmusic310 2 роки тому +12

      @@hyperpowerfulform5132 or 4

    • @hithere5039
      @hithere5039 2 роки тому +46

      It definitely wasnt an actual AI script.

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 2 роки тому +52

      @@hithere5039 the original creator did say that they are not ai built, just their own randomly humor

    • @pauldeddens5349
      @pauldeddens5349 2 роки тому +14

      Maybe it was written by GLaDOS.

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus 2 роки тому +5235

    Most of the Joker’s dialogue consists of things he might actually say.

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 2 роки тому +69

      @Spookthusiast exactly what i thought

    • @buddhull3657
      @buddhull3657 2 роки тому +149

      Happy batday birthman

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 2 роки тому +228

      "I AM SUCH A FREAK! SOCIETY IS BAD! YOU DRINK WATER, I DRINK ANARCHY!"
      Man we really do live in a society

    • @itsAlekz_
      @itsAlekz_ 2 роки тому +72

      S o c i e t y i s b a d

    • @afish2281
      @afish2281 2 роки тому +34

      Joker is the most accurate here.

  • @LiterallyLiS
    @LiterallyLiS 10 місяців тому +14

    This is unironically good. None of Marvel scriptwriters would have this talent if they try.

  • @legobatmanguy6439
    @legobatmanguy6439 8 місяців тому +4

    We've come to a point where joker is so unhinged any out of character thing he would say would be in character

    • @user-xx8ky8re5r
      @user-xx8ky8re5r 3 місяці тому +1

      So... The rule that he has no rules still applies.

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 3 місяці тому

      ​@@user-xx8ky8re5rI feel like I've been enlightened

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 2 роки тому +2542

    “Two face flips Alfred like a coin
    He lands face up, meaning two face goes home”
    Honestly? This is just in character for him tbh. His morality’s is coin based, so yeah he just goes home XD

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 2 роки тому +359

      And his last name is pennyworth after all

    • @OssaCantavit
      @OssaCantavit 2 роки тому +144

      @@gemstonegynoid7475 god damnit

    • @ShockBladeTTH
      @ShockBladeTTH 2 роки тому +22

      COIN based, not Alfred based hahaha 😝

    • @thelegendarybloxycola4727
      @thelegendarybloxycola4727 2 роки тому +24

      He forgot his coin at home, he HAD to use something

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 2 роки тому +17

      @@thelegendarybloxycola4727 Well, something aside from the ridiculously large penny. Could you even flip that without committing mass homicide?

  • @stupidheadwisp
    @stupidheadwisp 2 роки тому +4064

    I STILL CANT GET OVER JOKER GIVING HIM AN EXPIRED COUPON FOR NEW PARENTS

    • @FenexTheFox
      @FenexTheFox 2 роки тому +18

      @Sus Spy *Batday

    • @Drew-im7is
      @Drew-im7is 2 роки тому +6

      Amazing

    • @mayplemoon
      @mayplemoon 2 роки тому +77

      It WAS a "Joker Joke™"

    • @victorvaquer94
      @victorvaquer94 2 роки тому +54

      The best is that I can totally see the Joker do this

    • @codeninja100
      @codeninja100 2 роки тому +38

      That is the biggest roast and darkest joke ever. It has to be used in an actual story LMAO

  • @origamifolder2255
    @origamifolder2255 8 місяців тому +8

    That "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead" made me just lose my mind 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PlasticChairVergil
    @PlasticChairVergil 2 роки тому +2475

    Jokes aside, Joker really is the kinda guy that would give Batman an expired coupon for new parents

    • @laurensahanna5826
      @laurensahanna5826 2 роки тому +151

      Ngl they're surprisingly in character for something that is was meant as a joke....

    • @NoizZy_
      @NoizZy_ 2 роки тому +32

      yeah that gift seems like joker would actually do

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 2 роки тому +14

      @@laurensahanna5826 well he is kind of a joker

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 2 роки тому +17

      That is certainly a joker joke

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 2 роки тому +11

      This is so true and he'd ensure that the date was when Bruce's parents died.

  • @gebbo221
    @gebbo221 2 роки тому +25582

    It's funny that Two-Face flipped Alfred like a coin because Alfred's last name is Pennyworth

    • @k_pler
      @k_pler 2 роки тому +653

      💀

    • @nedinnis6752
      @nedinnis6752 2 роки тому +1116

      I am destroyed.

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 2 роки тому +542

      Lol that's a good one just like the expired new parents coupon at the end

    • @levelfive7662
      @levelfive7662 2 роки тому +158

      And also he's an expert at flipping coins.

    • @KendrickFan2007
      @KendrickFan2007 2 роки тому +62

      @@levelfive7662 And flipping like them

  • @TazmilyGum
    @TazmilyGum 8 місяців тому +6

    I miss back when AI was harmless like this

  • @quickclaw_
    @quickclaw_ Місяць тому +5

    this shit is lego batman humor

  • @wisepugs9758
    @wisepugs9758 2 роки тому +3854

    "I have punched a penguin into prison" He didn't specify if it was *the* penguin, so he just punched an endangered bird into prison

    • @BrownSugar83788
      @BrownSugar83788 2 роки тому +22

      Ha!

    • @izarian42
      @izarian42 2 роки тому +191

      @Carson Lawler Since Batman started punching them into prisons.

    • @oliverrojo95
      @oliverrojo95 2 роки тому +26

      Skipper will remember that

    • @cringcring7175
      @cringcring7175 2 роки тому

      @@oliverrojo95 the walking penguin

    • @DEMax87rus
      @DEMax87rus 2 роки тому +3

      Then that "prison" is a most likely a Zoo

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 2 роки тому +8004

    I love that Two-Face just gives up and leaves because Alfred landed heads-up
    Dude is *dedicated* to his gimmick

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 2 роки тому +569

      If a villain doesn't have a gimmick, a drive and an aesthetic, it's not a real villain. It's just some guy wringing his hands.

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 2 роки тому +114

      @@magicrainbowkitties1023 eh, look at the Terminator. Whole shtick is that it ONLY is there to kill someone, and SPECIFICALLY just to do so. And it works

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 2 роки тому +230

      @@uncroppedsoop That's a drive. His gimmick is that he's a sentient, socially awkward robot assassin from the future, and his aesthetic is gritty biker/cool guy.

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 2 роки тому +51

      @@magicrainbowkitties1023 oh well if that's how you mean it, I feel as though it would actually take conscious effort to make a character who has none of these

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 2 роки тому +53

      @@uncroppedsoop The point I mean to make is that a good villain needs to be fun and thought through. Nobody would ever accuse the Terminator or Two-Face of being boring or rushed (well, if they have taste, but I digress). What you say is true, but you can usually tell when someone hasn't thought about these 3 things and just slapped something together.

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 5 місяців тому +6

    I like how brilliantly executed the coupon joke was well done I managed to chuckle repeatedly over that joke

  • @NXVDsoReal
    @NXVDsoReal 2 місяці тому +2

    "You drink water, i drink anarchy" goes super hard

    • @czerwonykwadrat6843
      @czerwonykwadrat6843 2 місяці тому +3

      The concept of „Happy batday, birthman” and an expired coupon for parents goes extremely hard too

  • @_pyrothegod_
    @_pyrothegod_ 2 роки тому +3563

    Okay everyone is talking about batman’s parents but no one talks about how alfred tried to give birth to robin

    • @nicocrestmere9688
      @nicocrestmere9688 2 роки тому +545

      Because it's his job.

    • @arikutin1032
      @arikutin1032 2 роки тому +263

      @@nicocrestmere9688 his job is to begin the process.

    • @batriam5921
      @batriam5921 2 роки тому +84

      And he may have succeeded for all we know!

    • @certifiedtrash3152
      @certifiedtrash3152 2 роки тому +51

      Or the part where joker just says he is a freak and society is bad part

    • @looniemoonie5955
      @looniemoonie5955 2 роки тому +21

      What do you mean "tried"? XD HE DID

  • @dragonslair951167
    @dragonslair951167 2 роки тому +9258

    "Two-Face is a man but attorney." Well, no further backstory needed, he's the worst kind of villain.

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 2 роки тому +523

      Proof that lawyers aren’t people

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 2 роки тому +340

      One face man, the other face attorney

    • @marshoul2717
      @marshoul2717 2 роки тому +40

      Just like lizards and land-sharks...

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 2 роки тому +86

      A two-faced attorney? I have never heard of something more evil

    • @saladmancer4802
      @saladmancer4802 2 роки тому +29

      Hes how the bad guys get out of prison or something idk I've never consumed batman