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  • Опубліковано 3 лют 2021
  • Friends and I built a travel app, check it out! / cotravel.es / cotravel.es.
    This hot garbage went viral on Reddit.
    Chess world champion Anatoly Karpov wipes Misha Osipov from existence.
    Russian TV show with subtitles: • Misha Osipov (3 yo) vs...
    Song: Dark Souls III Soundtrack OST - Vordt of the Boreal Valley
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 38 тис.

  • @dshahrokhian
    @dshahrokhian  Місяць тому +489

    Friends and I built a travel app, check it out! instagram.com/cotravel.es / cotravel.es

    • @koplogame
      @koplogame Місяць тому +4

      Ok

    • @TheRealKnight
      @TheRealKnight Місяць тому +5

      wdym 2 hours ago, this video older than my grandpa

    • @TSV7
      @TSV7 Місяць тому

      good

    • @QuestStream00
      @QuestStream00 Місяць тому

      Skill based matchmaking after one win

    • @Gnarfledarf
      @Gnarfledarf Місяць тому +4

      Fucking no

  • @LuisjoIPAF
    @LuisjoIPAF 2 роки тому +10337

    Kid: Learns to kick a ball.
    Russians: Call Cristiano Ronaldo.

    • @saptarshichoudhury9710
      @saptarshichoudhury9710 2 роки тому +39

      lol pretty sure that kid would go on and become a better player than that overrated ronaldo..

    • @507edwards
      @507edwards 2 роки тому +227

      @@saptarshichoudhury9710 why messi fanboys are always that salty?. They aren't even football fans, but Messi FC fans

    • @nikeneon3188
      @nikeneon3188 2 роки тому +2

      If include Russian results in football, that's exactly what we done

    • @507edwards
      @507edwards 2 роки тому +79

      @ill speedylaunch what stats? Cristiano is the top scorer in Champions league and International matches. Also, he has more champions league than messi. You're just a fanboy

    • @sparshpandey1450
      @sparshpandey1450 2 роки тому +2

      @@507edwards lol its always the pendu boys who are salty

  • @pablojab7805
    @pablojab7805 3 роки тому +6659

    kid: *learns how to cook*
    host: cook off with Gordon Ramsay

    • @illusifuck
      @illusifuck 3 роки тому +100

      Gordon Ramsey loves and helps kids with cooking

    • @unknwn6942
      @unknwn6942 3 роки тому +23

      GΞCΤΟR 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🗿

    • @vespera26
      @vespera26 3 роки тому +28

      It's fucking RAW bro!

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 3 роки тому +12

      @CéSaR31 In a cook off you are competing.

    • @vivacristorey4728
      @vivacristorey4728 3 роки тому +2

      @@unknwn6942 I like how the smoke is in the mouth😅😂

  • @maxdub524
    @maxdub524 3 місяці тому +25757

    Karpov has more hours of chess than Misha has in this world

    • @math.lrkiron
      @math.lrkiron 3 місяці тому +216

      😂 সত্যি তো, এভাবে তো ভেবে দেখিনি।।

    • @sardaukar6478
      @sardaukar6478 3 місяці тому +354

      Actually more 😂

    • @sparshgongale1943
      @sparshgongale1943 3 місяці тому +39

      ​@@math.lrkironwhy don't you like this.

    • @LeSpongedeStardust
      @LeSpongedeStardust 3 місяці тому +162

      @@sparshgongale1943 Mistranslation, the more
      accurate translation is "True, I didn't think of that"

    • @sparshgongale1943
      @sparshgongale1943 3 місяці тому +30

      @@LeSpongedeStardust oh is it so. Well thank you for that.

  • @smailsmailovski
    @smailsmailovski Місяць тому +3279

    Russians:
    Game started
    Level one - Final boss

  • @hisnameisbass6405
    @hisnameisbass6405 3 роки тому +9183

    Kid: Is good at chess
    Host: *So you have chosen DEATH*

    • @Devilmaycry-Joker
      @Devilmaycry-Joker 3 роки тому +74

      I mean apparently the kid is a grandmaster at chess while being only 3 years old. The word prodigy is an understatement, and he needed to be humbled by literally the best in the world.

    • @fernandocobianchi5133
      @fernandocobianchi5133 3 роки тому +54

      Nah he's almost ten now and barely crosses the 1000 rating mark. This was all just a weird publicity stunt

    • @Devilmaycry-Joker
      @Devilmaycry-Joker 3 роки тому +18

      @@fernandocobianchi5133 Really??? What a shame.

    • @biggietothex
      @biggietothex 3 роки тому +1

      OH MY GOD 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

    • @raphshark
      @raphshark 3 роки тому +3

      @@Devilmaycry-Joker still got clapped so

  • @elmarahman8146
    @elmarahman8146 3 роки тому +13914

    Kid: *Learns how to fly a kite*
    Russians: Alright, he's ready to be a pilot.

  • @justanobody4928
    @justanobody4928 3 місяці тому +5671

    The way the announcer introduced Karpov is quite creepy, tbh. Bro didn't even blink and introduced Karpov like he was chanting to summon some demonic creature that would take over the world.💀💀💀

    • @FlyingPenguin196
      @FlyingPenguin196 2 місяці тому +466

      Of course he didn’t blink, how else is Karpov supposed to know who his target is after he gets summoned?

    • @justanobody4928
      @justanobody4928 2 місяці тому +46

      ​@@FlyingPenguin196💀💀💀

    • @precious3947
      @precious3947 2 місяці тому +10

      HEEEHAWWW

    • @Cyanide_and_Loneliness
      @Cyanide_and_Loneliness Місяць тому +49

      Anatoly karpov was world champion from 1975 - 1985 yeah this guy is literally one if the best chess players ever 👏

    • @4hoofd
      @4hoofd Місяць тому +10

      @@Fretto-xl9bh imagine giving a fuck about the way people type and even feeling the need to express that

  • @2009shumy
    @2009shumy 3 роки тому +21774

    "Sir, go easy on him, he's just a kid"
    -Today he becomes a man.

  • @AbhisarRawat
    @AbhisarRawat 2 роки тому +7949

    "our game is perfectly balanced,it has the best online matchmaking"
    The matchmaking:

    • @GoldenGolem444
      @GoldenGolem444 2 роки тому +91

      Underrated

    • @viralviruz8694
      @viralviruz8694 2 роки тому +40

      ♟️👹♟️Anatoly Karpov♟️👹♟️

    • @sokercat8906
      @sokercat8906 2 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @Littlefighter1911
      @Littlefighter1911 2 роки тому +54

      Boy: Barely Gold
      OW Matchmaking: Here's your GM smurf with walls!

    • @gilangmuhammad6076
      @gilangmuhammad6076 2 роки тому +41

      Me : *has a suprisingly good match after a losestreak
      SBMM : Wouldn't that make you....A PRO PLAYER?

  • @pikachubrando8303
    @pikachubrando8303 2 місяці тому +2537

    Normal countries: *he got a talent, let’s train him.
    Russia: *this kid got a talent, let’s make him face a world champion.*

    • @Hamrik_Oswald
      @Hamrik_Oswald 2 місяці тому +154

      More like "let's crush him and see if he grows from the remains"

    • @mozambique_enjoyer
      @mozambique_enjoyer Місяць тому +46

      Well, the one who beats the boss becomes the boss himself...Imagine a years later Misha(now Mikhail) Osipov being introduced with the same music.

    • @user-pp2ow3ve3p
      @user-pp2ow3ve3p Місяць тому +2

      Yes)
      (It's a joke we don't doing it:p)

    • @slavan8112
      @slavan8112 Місяць тому

      your countries are not normal

    • @neverhood3553
      @neverhood3553 Місяць тому

      @@user-pp2ow3ve3p good comrade. we continue to play roles. get a bear wife

  • @wrblue08
    @wrblue08 Місяць тому +677

    Misha : Plays Twinkle Little Star
    Russia : Summons Pyotr Tchaikovsky

    • @jrgchej75743bcgebjojro
      @jrgchej75743bcgebjojro Місяць тому +1

      Did you Google that?

    • @Ging-Freecs
      @Ging-Freecs 28 днів тому +8

      ​@@jrgchej75743bcgebjojro They may have Googled how to spell the name, but Tchaikovsky is a very well known composer who is also Russian (the head of and founder of the USSR).

    • @Pain_Ito
      @Pain_Ito 25 днів тому +1

      @@Ging-Freecshuh?

    • @VergilSparda69
      @VergilSparda69 12 днів тому +5

      ​​@@Ging-FreecsTchaikovsky is a composer but he sure as hell ain't the head and founder of the USSR, that belongs to Vladimir Lenin. Get your facts straight next time.

    • @cucujo3193
      @cucujo3193 11 днів тому +1

      He mean that Russia is the founder and main part of the USSR

  • @c0zmo87
    @c0zmo87 2 роки тому +11898

    In Russia, you don't enter the boss battle.
    The boss enters your battle.

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 2 роки тому +113

      Underrated

    • @turtlepack2023
      @turtlepack2023 2 роки тому +158

      Huh, that actually gives me some ideas for the games I make...

    • @s3boodyz417
      @s3boodyz417 2 роки тому +38

      @@turtlepack2023 where can I find your game when you finished it

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 роки тому +7

      It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/v-deo.html&.jbbua

    • @sussybaka3003
      @sussybaka3003 2 роки тому +11

      this is hilarious not gonna lie

  • @TJ-ti5jl
    @TJ-ti5jl 3 роки тому +3609

    3 year old russian boy : wants to play chess.
    RUSSIA : *THEN PLAY*

  • @lyssarucker9621
    @lyssarucker9621 12 днів тому +106

    Kid: plays with toy gun
    Russia "Release John Wick"

  • @Goetaxd
    @Goetaxd 3 місяці тому +331

    "Anatoly Karpov, Eater of Kings"
    [ 250000 / 250000 HP ]

    • @Flan_theboi
      @Flan_theboi Місяць тому +12

      Then
      Kasparov
      [ 750,000 / 750,000 ]
      And then
      Magnus
      [ 9,000,000 / 9,000,000 ]

    • @bockanvsky2053
      @bockanvsky2053 26 днів тому +6

      "Levy Rozman, Killer of Rooks"
      [ 100000 / 100000 HP ]
      "Hikaru Nakamura, Master of Checks"
      [ 7,500,000 / 7,500,000 HP ]
      "Magnus Carlsen, King of Kings"
      [ 9,000,000 / 9,000,000 HP ]

    • @Flan_theboi
      @Flan_theboi 26 днів тому +1

      Elders Council
      15x 25,000,000 HP

    • @RealKayd3nYT
      @RealKayd3nYT 24 дні тому +7

      Stock fish
      [100,000,000 /100,000,000]

    • @Flan_theboi
      @Flan_theboi 24 дні тому +2

      @@RealKayd3nYT then misha
      9999999999999 HP

  • @TheChillinCloud
    @TheChillinCloud 3 роки тому +9623

    Kid: Beats a guy that does not even know how to play chess
    Russians: He’s ready for the 12th world champion

  • @Lelldorin84
    @Lelldorin84 3 місяці тому +553

    "I know you are just a child, but I must crush you."

    • @tamick21
      @tamick21 24 дні тому +9

      ...With Grace

    • @MasquedJustice
      @MasquedJustice 22 дні тому +6

      a certified ASGORE moment

    • @sebswede9005
      @sebswede9005 22 дні тому +7

      Russian Chess player: "I must break you. 🗿"

    • @CornpopBadDude
      @CornpopBadDude 9 днів тому

      @@sebswede9005 Well, Drago was Ukrainian. But close enough.

    • @idropkicktoddlers
      @idropkicktoddlers День тому

      ​@@MasquedJustice Lmao that's also what i thought of

  • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
    @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 Місяць тому +226

    this is like starting a game and being sent straight to the final boss

    • @expertizer
      @expertizer Місяць тому +6

      EldenRing stating area vibes intesifies

    • @Rs-2003
      @Rs-2003 20 днів тому +2

      Gacha world presented the final boss as tutorial

    • @theodentherenewed4785
      @theodentherenewed4785 12 днів тому +2

      Like Need for Speed: Most Wanted from 2005. You lose to the boss and the story is your redemption arc - in the end, you are able to beat him.

    • @lohitsai12
      @lohitsai12 4 дні тому +2

      Basically Sekiro😂

  • @JPDG99
    @JPDG99 3 роки тому +8047

    Kid: Starts to talk
    Russians: He's ready to diss Eminem

  • @mania4gaming510
    @mania4gaming510 3 роки тому +8854

    That announcer literally summoned a devil
    Poor kid.

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 3 роки тому +129

      If I was that kid I'd be like"I don't wanna play anymore!"

    • @boorave
      @boorave 3 роки тому +4

      @@OpalSilkMoth best escape

    • @rubenkmkc
      @rubenkmkc 3 роки тому +32

      How he looks at the kid lol

    • @user-xm6pq6dh5o
      @user-xm6pq6dh5o 3 роки тому +27

      that was the day his childhood ended...

    • @thedapperdummy
      @thedapperdummy 3 роки тому +5

      THE devil*

  • @prashantkrishna5272
    @prashantkrishna5272 Місяць тому +169

    Bro accidentally get into final boss at leval 2 💀

  • @VICTORIOUS55
    @VICTORIOUS55 2 місяці тому +158

    My man looked right into the soul of the child and announced the name of Anatoly Karpov...I can't 😭😭

  • @leroyleon4411
    @leroyleon4411 3 роки тому +43719

    Kid learns to walk.
    Russians: "Lemme introduce you to Usain Bolt."

  • @Logan0_0
    @Logan0_0 3 місяці тому +185

    После такого представления своего соперника я б тоже заплакал

    • @ProjectEED
      @ProjectEED 22 дні тому +2

      ХАХАХААХАХАХА

    • @GorgutS_HeaT_HunteP
      @GorgutS_HeaT_HunteP 21 день тому +4

      Да релакс он начал плакать после того как проиграл.

    • @SerjantArbuz
      @SerjantArbuz 20 днів тому +8

      Не удивлюсь если пацан потом вообще за шахматы ни разу не сел. Сложно поддаться что ли было

  • @sebswede9005
    @sebswede9005 22 дні тому +27

    Kid: *learns boxing*
    Russians: "He's ready to face Ivan Drago".

  • @secondraygun1957
    @secondraygun1957 3 роки тому +6535

    Kid: *Climbs to stairs for a first time*
    Russians: Let's send him to Everest!

    • @fgip358
      @fgip358 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @butternaan6518
      @butternaan6518 3 роки тому +12

      Hilarious and original

    • @rolflin2699
      @rolflin2699 3 роки тому +3

      At least he can’t take a gxn to school... 🤐

    • @realsmollbean
      @realsmollbean 3 роки тому +1

      @@butternaan6518 omg you watch tamago2474??

    • @rayneriuskapu118
      @rayneriuskapu118 3 роки тому +1

      i do rofl for real this time

  • @yariannifamilia4994
    @yariannifamilia4994 3 роки тому +5059

    - Psychologist: So, when did your problems start?
    - Kid: Well ...

    • @itz_pluto4682
      @itz_pluto4682 3 роки тому +21

      LMAO

    • @davidmella1174
      @davidmella1174 3 роки тому +56

      It all started when I was three years old..

    • @z4kry44
      @z4kry44 3 роки тому +47

      @@davidmella1174 ...with Anatoly Karpov

    • @Bleff2
      @Bleff2 3 роки тому +26

      @@z4kry44 since then I see him every day, even when I close my eyes

    • @franciscojaviersalmeron6088
      @franciscojaviersalmeron6088 3 роки тому +7

      @@Bleff2 ... Oh no! Is he again, why me, why??

  • @Ryuji-Ly
    @Ryuji-Ly Місяць тому +45

    What I love about this match is Karpov offered to draw twice. Fking twice.
    And both times Misha said no.
    And he didn't even lose on checkmate, he lost on time(The reason Karpov offered draw)
    And the thing is, there are some GM's that have lost on checkmate with less moves than Misha did.

    • @sadwasdawdaw5771
      @sadwasdawdaw5771 4 дні тому

      Of course Karpov went easy on the kid, what u thinking ?

    • @Ryuji-Ly
      @Ryuji-Ly 3 дні тому +3

      @@sadwasdawdaw5771 Karpov's exact words during that match when asked "are you going easy?"
      "I never go easy"
      And from various other chess gms and enthusiasts, he was really making the best moves possible from his position, or second best. Never did he on purpose make a bad move, rather, he made no bad moves at all.
      When misha made one single mistake, he ruthlessly used it to crush any opposition, limiting misha's options, even then, it was suffocating, almost all his pieces were just locked in place, unable to move, should he do so it would only make it worse.

  • @TherealTristAnimation
    @TherealTristAnimation 3 місяці тому +53

    "Go ahead, cry for mummy, she can't help you now."

  • @alejandroseguradiaz4812
    @alejandroseguradiaz4812 3 роки тому +6762

    Kid: Pick up a gun
    Russians: He's ready. Send him to defend Stalingrad

    • @sage5390
      @sage5390 3 роки тому +15

      pfft-

    • @aizensosuke5749
      @aizensosuke5749 3 роки тому +21

      underrated comment

    • @billyfred9107
      @billyfred9107 3 роки тому +17

      Heh, ironic true coment

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 3 роки тому +32

      @@billyfred9107 Please stop using the word irony incorrectly. It is cringe.

    • @billyfred9107
      @billyfred9107 3 роки тому +3

      @@pubcle its not my native language. Is ironical a right form?

  • @captianbrave
    @captianbrave 3 роки тому +7201

    Kid: accidentally throws salt into boiling water
    Russians: Let me introduce you to Gordon Ramsay.

    • @rural4k499
      @rural4k499 3 роки тому +35

      Wth🤣🤣

    • @jojosoni6355
      @jojosoni6355 3 роки тому +20

      Here before it gets thousands of likes

    • @zulfikaralfarisi2609
      @zulfikaralfarisi2609 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @wut8345
      @wut8345 3 роки тому +1

      Bro- lmao

    • @luisasoares6961
      @luisasoares6961 3 роки тому +32

      Fun fact: Actually, the dude is pretty chill with children. There are many videos comparing how he deals adults and kids in the kitchen, they’re pretty funny

  • @GodKoalaa
    @GodKoalaa 2 місяці тому +38

    Bro walked on the stage knowing he is about to drop kick a 3 year old child into oblivion 💀

  • @user-tz9my4cj3m
    @user-tz9my4cj3m 28 днів тому +42

    Первая тренировка по боксу .зовите Емельяненко Федора

  • @maxdub524
    @maxdub524 3 місяці тому +152

    Somewhere in a parallel universe:
    Misha: I want to become an astronaut
    Adults: great, welcome to Ishimura

    • @BlyablinAnton
      @BlyablinAnton 2 місяці тому +11

      Даже не знаю что хуже. Встреча с Карповым или полет на Ишимуру...

    • @user-vh2or5ez8y
      @user-vh2or5ez8y Місяць тому +5

      Так появился Айзек

    • @Justime24
      @Justime24 Місяць тому +2

      Nice reference mate 😂

    • @Manuel_Fal_Conde
      @Manuel_Fal_Conde Місяць тому +1

      Кажется у Айзека Кларка появился конкурент в истреблении некроморфов😂

    • @GatsuKS
      @GatsuKS 11 днів тому

      Lol underrated

  • @indolent_canadian1759
    @indolent_canadian1759 Місяць тому +36

    im glad i know the actual context he did not cry he cried after losing

  • @peacebro9859
    @peacebro9859 3 роки тому +6708

    Kid: Learns to fly kite.
    Russians: he's the captain of Mars mission.

    • @wolfsiejk
      @wolfsiejk 3 роки тому +33

      Remove the “the” and it sounds more russian

    • @kleberadilson5130
      @kleberadilson5130 3 роки тому +6

      @@wolfsiejk holy shit im dead broo

    • @11junkyard
      @11junkyard 3 роки тому +2

      This reminds me of Zeke lol

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 3 роки тому +2

      Charlie Brown: *Confused Screaming*

    • @nex9930
      @nex9930 3 роки тому +1

      6000th like

  • @signatureface5567
    @signatureface5567 3 роки тому +10459

    Kid: throws a pillow
    Russia: “Alright, bring out John Cena.”

  • @daisypinkham1005
    @daisypinkham1005 13 днів тому +8

    Kid: i can paint
    Russia: lets invite Picasso to the party

    • @anejat629
      @anejat629 11 днів тому

      Look: the kid *can* paint.
      Have you ever seen Picasso?

  • @orhunonar
    @orhunonar Місяць тому +34

    Level 1 in Russia: Okay you are ready for the final boss.

  • @onlyfocus
    @onlyfocus 3 роки тому +20086

    Kid: learns to cook
    Host: Let me introduce you to Gordon Ramsay

    • @gautam5895
      @gautam5895 3 роки тому +200

      F

    • @naiaracruseno9868
      @naiaracruseno9868 3 роки тому +856

      But Gordon is really soft with children

    • @DreamcastSoup
      @DreamcastSoup 3 роки тому +252

      @@naiaracruseno9868 great point

    • @tetsuo964
      @tetsuo964 3 роки тому +249

      @@naiaracruseno9868 I'm sure he will make an exception for Misha

    • @justsomeonehere884
      @justsomeonehere884 3 роки тому +38

      @@naiaracruseno9868 that sounds wrong

  • @gavalant366
    @gavalant366 3 роки тому +12585

    Kid: **kicks a ball**
    Announcer: Lemme introduce you to Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.

    • @goose9506
      @goose9506 3 роки тому +83

      Ronaldo can't kick the ball if he's on the bench. After swindling lots of korean fans

    • @preinstalled2021
      @preinstalled2021 3 роки тому +46

      Why do people only know these two players lol,

    • @aryansrivastava6715
      @aryansrivastava6715 3 роки тому +226

      @@preinstalled2021 they know a lot more but these two are the greatest

    • @The.Brother.in.Christ
      @The.Brother.in.Christ 3 роки тому +162

      @@preinstalled2021 cus they’re the most famous players and more people can understand it more?
      Not everyone watches football religiously lmao

    • @bandyt217
      @bandyt217 3 роки тому +24

      @@preinstalled2021 because we dont play football

  • @Saiedits154
    @Saiedits154 Місяць тому +23

    Bro brought the wrath of god upon a 3 year old. Fun fact: in Russia, this is normal

  • @Muffin228
    @Muffin228 3 місяці тому +19

    BRO GOT SCAMMED💀

  • @svetilo_nauki
    @svetilo_nauki 3 роки тому +10260

    Kid: Learns to pet a cat
    Russians: Release him into the Lion's cage

  • @karatexperience
    @karatexperience 2 роки тому +6746

    "Chess is not a violent game."
    Russia: "...and I took that personally."

    • @user-ke5sn4kw6d
      @user-ke5sn4kw6d 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/rAdKDUCeZvQ/v-deo.html Best video ever i have ever seen in my life

    • @karatexperience
      @karatexperience 2 роки тому +8

      @@user-ke5sn4kw6d I can't care less about less it

    • @user-ke5sn4kw6d
      @user-ke5sn4kw6d 2 роки тому +1

      @@karatexperience
      ua-cam.com/video/rAdKDUCeZvQ/v-deo.html Best video ever i have ever seen in my life

    • @milesmojave8223
      @milesmojave8223 2 роки тому +1

      Chess boxing is a thing.

    • @karatexperience
      @karatexperience 2 роки тому +1

      @@milesmojave8223
      You see
      There's this things we humans use to do that we call "jokes". They are those sentences that somebody say and other people laugh about it. A little thing we do when we're not working or learning something in order to have fun. There are plenty of names in different languages for it: "chistes" in spanish "шутки" in russian, "witze" in german, "αστεία" in greek...
      Here, on the internet, you'll come across with a lot of that things. Specially on a comment section of a youtube's video that is supposed to be funny ifp.
      Also, chess boxing is not chess. The same as a hot dog is not a freaking dog.

  • @girth_goblin
    @girth_goblin 3 місяці тому +25

    This is lore accurate. Dark souls be like “good job defeating wretched zombies, now go kill god”.

  • @huget00n
    @huget00n 23 дні тому +5

    Making a kid happy, the Russian way.
    Disclamer: I am russian.

  • @kajolika417
    @kajolika417 3 роки тому +18977

    Kid: Starts a lemonade stand for income.
    Them: Here's your business rival, Bill Gates.

    • @tealappeal80
      @tealappeal80 3 роки тому +606

      then a duck walked up to the lemonade stand, hey! bum bum bum, got any grapes?

    • @christophervincent7335
      @christophervincent7335 3 роки тому +51

      @@tealappeal80 LMAOAOA

    • @eriquano9474
      @eriquano9474 3 роки тому +36

      @@tealappeal80 no, only apples

    • @kajolika417
      @kajolika417 3 роки тому +7

      @@tealappeal80 Duck song :0

    • @afaz4070
      @afaz4070 3 роки тому +1

      @@tealappeal80 lol

  • @mrnuhuhnuh
    @mrnuhuhnuh 3 роки тому +17678

    Kid: Learns to talk
    Russians: He's ready to face Eminem

  • @MrX-un8cz
    @MrX-un8cz 3 місяці тому +12

    Bro came back from hell to beat a kid, gotta respect the grind

  • @strelok52
    @strelok52 Місяць тому +13

    Когда ты напал на новичка в игре, а у него оказался друг, который играл с альфа-версии

  • @thelastking6266
    @thelastking6266 3 роки тому +10831

    Kids: *Learns to walk*
    Russians: *Send the cheetah to chase him.*

  • @goldenalex100
    @goldenalex100 3 роки тому +3605

    Kids: Enjoying life
    Russians: *We’ll show him how to enjoy life like real Russian*

  • @thom_the3rd
    @thom_the3rd 13 днів тому +5

    Bro has an entire health bar

  • @gdjade2546
    @gdjade2546 12 днів тому +2

    Other country: “Final boss”
    Russian: “Tutorial NPC”

  • @finkelooper2736
    @finkelooper2736 Рік тому +18790

    Misha: I've started playing basketball
    Russians: May I present to you your opponent, Michael Jordan

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 Рік тому +149

      Andrei kirilenko

    • @Pasan34
      @Pasan34 Рік тому +293

      And then Michael took it personally.

    • @rodycaz8984
      @rodycaz8984 Рік тому +43

      Ahh yes, that guy only Muricans make a big deal about.

    • @muhammadfarhan581
      @muhammadfarhan581 Рік тому +47

      @@rodycaz8984 u misunderstood basketball with handegg (nfl). Bball got fans all over the world
      But ironically today mj is more known as a meme or a take it personally a-hole lmao

    • @bui3415
      @bui3415 Рік тому +17

      A meme? Maybe to zoomers today. He was a household name in America, and known as one of the greatest players and athletes of his era.

  • @AOTanoos22
    @AOTanoos22 3 роки тому +8710

    Kid: starts eating by himself
    Russians: He's ready. Send him to Hell's Kitchen.

    • @xiaolongbaodandanmein7622
      @xiaolongbaodandanmein7622 3 роки тому +137

      Kid: *learns to speak*
      Russians: Alright, repeat after me, bipity bopity stop this capitalist economy
      kid: mama
      Russians: *Gulag*

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 3 роки тому +13

      The Likes on this video was perfectly 666 and I didn't want to touch it and the second I wanted to comment on this the like turned to 667 I'm not joking and I'm mad about it my whole hour is ruined just by a small press and I know this comment won't age well

    • @eptesicus_5
      @eptesicus_5 3 роки тому +4

      @@rylenstuffsv2 I was gonna say that oof

    • @madgoldfish4144
      @madgoldfish4144 3 роки тому +5

      @@rylenstuffsv2 haha 666 funi number

    • @princeali8862
      @princeali8862 3 роки тому +6

      Kid : Learns to sing Johnny Johnny yes papa.
      *Russians : he is ready , dmitri get the exorcist ! It's time to resurrect Michael Jackson.*

  • @rusty7805
    @rusty7805 3 роки тому +13815

    Kid wants to play chess
    Announcer: so anyway, I summoned satan

  • @The_Rare_Husky
    @The_Rare_Husky 29 днів тому +6

    In the USSR you don't play chess
    Chess plays you

  • @lohithagandham5219
    @lohithagandham5219 Місяць тому +8

    Misha- The sky is high....
    Russians - That rhymes well. So introducing william shakespeare from the dead...

  • @wredred4725
    @wredred4725 3 роки тому +17521

    Bit Life: You have been diagnosed with depression at the age of 3

    • @JordanNexhip
      @JordanNexhip 3 роки тому +357

      god tier comment

    • @Boom-tq8ct
      @Boom-tq8ct 3 роки тому +175

      Love that game, love your comment, you need more likes.

    • @manujii
      @manujii 3 роки тому +10

      1000th like

    • @user-ns3lx1vm1d
      @user-ns3lx1vm1d 3 роки тому +116

      We have no such diagnosis in Russia. Our doctors think depression is for pussies

    • @user-ns3lx1vm1d
      @user-ns3lx1vm1d 3 роки тому +22

      And this is absolutely serious

  • @deverongodee5088
    @deverongodee5088 3 роки тому +5063

    "Are you ready to play?"
    "Yeah"
    Kid, that was the worst decision of your life

    • @explodingdustrags2952
      @explodingdustrags2952 3 роки тому

      420th like, nice

    • @shinesara226
      @shinesara226 3 роки тому

      888 likes... don't touch

    • @CnationMavs41
      @CnationMavs41 3 роки тому

      *Triple H theme plays* IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!

    • @Manu9181
      @Manu9181 3 роки тому +3

      Conductor: "so you have chosen... death."

    • @Plebsaint
      @Plebsaint 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair, he only lived for like 3 years.

  • @superchi31
    @superchi31 Місяць тому +10

    Ive seen this a hundred times and still makes me laugh

  • @ericp1139
    @ericp1139 29 днів тому +8

    This is how Russian boys grow strong.

  • @goosemontv
    @goosemontv Місяць тому +16

    After 10000 tries, Misha finally managed to deplete the health bar of the Champion of Chess. As Kasparov started to take off his jacket, the child realized it was just the first phase of their match.

  • @thaggartxsoo
    @thaggartxsoo 3 місяці тому +10

    Now I want a chess game with story mode where Anatoly Karpov is the final boss.

  • @gelog7218
    @gelog7218 3 роки тому +3598

    Kid: *learned the basics of chess*
    Host: "It's your time to face the Karpov!"

    • @user-bc3ep8jm1b
      @user-bc3ep8jm1b 3 роки тому +102

      This kid is Mikhail Osipov and he knows not only basics. At the moment of this recording he was 3 y.o. and he had 1st rank in chess, it's about 1800-2000 rating. Anatoly Karpov's rating is about 2600. So sometimes they can play equally.
      P.S. sorry for my English if something is wrong))

    • @TamGiacER
      @TamGiacER 3 роки тому +4

      @@user-bc3ep8jm1b r/whoosh

    • @Shdw-ce8zi
      @Shdw-ce8zi 3 роки тому +1

      basics?

    • @1h38
      @1h38 3 роки тому +2

      basically dark souls 3 tutorial

    • @Shdw-ce8zi
      @Shdw-ce8zi 3 роки тому

      @@1h38 no it's not

  • @pilotman9819
    @pilotman9819 3 роки тому +8704

    Normal: *Makes you fight trash mob enemies*
    Russia: *FINAL BOSS IMMEDIATELY*

    • @vaitshs1073
      @vaitshs1073 3 роки тому +230

      It's for the character development

    • @Georg3e
      @Georg3e 3 роки тому +10

      Zeus vs Adam in Record of Ragnarok second fight (you won't believe who wins)

    • @suisui5930
      @suisui5930 3 роки тому +6

      Two Worlds speedrun in nutshell

    • @sarthakraj3981
      @sarthakraj3981 3 роки тому +1

      Vordt is a trash mob tho

    • @saveliyivonin2528
      @saveliyivonin2528 3 роки тому +13

      Россия - это хардкорное прохождение обыкновенной жизни)

  • @Porus211
    @Porus211 13 днів тому +3

    That kid cried after losing the match aginst the Old Grand Master, this video is edited very well😂

  • @just_some_guy_truly
    @just_some_guy_truly 3 місяці тому +5

    I used to be obsessed with this meme, and after 2 years it came up in my recomended, absolutely beautiful

  • @AlanIrwinadragon202
    @AlanIrwinadragon202 3 роки тому +4427

    Infant: enjoys free falling after being thrown in the air
    Russia: He's ready for space.

    • @rolflin2699
      @rolflin2699 3 роки тому +6

      American: writes “”funny”” comments about “savage” russia
      -it doesn’t cure his non-native self-steem
      next day: school Shxxt1ng
      ....

    • @thewormz
      @thewormz 3 роки тому +15

      @@rolflin2699 calm down brother !!!

    • @Visible-jb2ew
      @Visible-jb2ew 3 роки тому +8

      @@rolflin2699 ohhh you had me dying 😐

    • @chrisdeep8417
      @chrisdeep8417 3 роки тому

      Any other country this host would be fired.

    • @eeeeeweeee3080
      @eeeeeweeee3080 3 роки тому +1

      @@rolflin2699 calm down sisTA-

  • @snowflake7780
    @snowflake7780 3 роки тому +9298

    He gives his introduction like he's introducing a demon king from hell.

    • @justsomemustachewithoutaguy-
      @justsomemustachewithoutaguy- 3 роки тому +204

      I mean not too far off from the real thing tbh, meeting a Russian and meeting the demon king from the deepest depths of hell ain't too far off from each other

    • @justsomemustachewithoutaguy-
      @justsomemustachewithoutaguy- 3 роки тому +70

      Only difference is one wants to drain ur blood and sacrifice ur soul for salvation and the other wants to have a 10 gallon drink of vodka with you and ride a bear off a cliff

    • @CnationMavs41
      @CnationMavs41 3 роки тому +42

      Then here comes Dante, "ahh Demons are playing chess now?! I didn't know y'all had any hobbies"

    • @muzankibutsuji6477
      @muzankibutsuji6477 3 роки тому +7

      I am a demon king

    • @justsomenamelesssoul8097
      @justsomenamelesssoul8097 3 роки тому +5

      @@justsomemustachewithoutaguy- Yeah, demons like drinking vodka, true about souls, l'd sacrifice yours. Я то точно знаю о чем говорю

  • @YUGINO
    @YUGINO Місяць тому +7

    At that moment Misha felt the real terror.

  • @thunderstrand
    @thunderstrand 3 роки тому +4099

    Kid: “You can’t defeat me.”
    Host: “I know, but he can.”

  • @sungam709
    @sungam709 3 роки тому +9493

    Kids: Learns how to scramble eggs
    Russians: Time to go to Hell's Kitchen

    • @iris3865
      @iris3865 3 роки тому +105

      And get shouted on by Gordon Ramsay

    • @seven-bk2cr
      @seven-bk2cr 3 роки тому +40

      me, as russian, can relate

    • @gintoki5209
      @gintoki5209 3 роки тому +11

      Yesterday,all my troubles seem so far away

    • @ClancyFella
      @ClancyFella 3 роки тому +3

      Fortnite kid

    • @nero_palmire
      @nero_palmire 3 роки тому +7

      Gordon: What are you!?
      Russian kid: [crying] Я сэндвич с идиотом!

  • @Arlaon_of_the_world
    @Arlaon_of_the_world 2 місяці тому +18

    This is globalization.
    A clipping from a not-so-popular Russian show received tens of millions of views, becoming a meme. Truly a world we should strive for.

    • @boisarecuteness
      @boisarecuteness Місяць тому

      the world has 8 billion people🤣

    • @lcg3092
      @lcg3092 Місяць тому

      To be fair, this is not just a direct clip. What really makes it is the boss music and cutting to the end with the kid crying

  • @iankabaka6529
    @iankabaka6529 13 днів тому +2

    Kid: learns how to swim
    Russia: *release the kraken

  • @wolfsgier7555
    @wolfsgier7555 3 роки тому +13611

    Karpov went in like: "Finally some fresh meat"

  • @FlailSnail222
    @FlailSnail222 3 роки тому +41485

    “I want to play chess.” said the child
    “THEN PLAY!” said Russia

    • @aMR5AvDeG
      @aMR5AvDeG 3 роки тому +1262

      THEN PLAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    • @travissantiago5646
      @travissantiago5646 3 роки тому +120

      this was someone else's comment but meh this is youtube and people steal crap

    • @FlailSnail222
      @FlailSnail222 3 роки тому +78

      @@travissantiago5646 You’ve caught me good sir.

    • @zizo6209
      @zizo6209 3 роки тому +69

      @@travissantiago5646 its just a comment, you can’t get money from it

    • @abhikshitdas
      @abhikshitdas 3 роки тому +1

      This is HALARIOUS

  • @af__fadfad6057
    @af__fadfad6057 24 дні тому +4

    Bro summoned mahoraga against 3 y.o child 💀

  • @cryptoman9530
    @cryptoman9530 2 місяці тому +9

    This never gets old!

  • @bhaavyabrajesh9099
    @bhaavyabrajesh9099 3 роки тому +3314

    Kid: **throws a kick**
    Russians: _Arrange a match with Jackie Chan._

    • @HamzaSajid123
      @HamzaSajid123 3 роки тому +18

      Maybe even Lee

    • @yourplaylist4538
      @yourplaylist4538 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @CCCP-3826
      @CCCP-3826 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/02vx2usBzpE/v-deo.html

    • @thiccobi-wan204
      @thiccobi-wan204 3 роки тому +8

      @@HamzaSajid123 Ah yes, resurrect a guy who has been dead for more than a decade to fight a kid who just learnt how to kick. This is truly a Mother Russia moment. ЭПИЧЕСКИЙ!!!!

    • @HamzaSajid123
      @HamzaSajid123 3 роки тому

      @@thiccobi-wan204 sorry but what did you write in the end? 😅

  • @higgolini
    @higgolini 3 місяці тому +4

    The quick frightened head turn does it for me every time. 🤣

  • @ToxicTurquoise454
    @ToxicTurquoise454 Місяць тому +3

    Russian kid: Plucks a guitar string
    Russia: Send in Herman Li...

  • @dridimorched2855
    @dridimorched2855 3 роки тому +7130

    This guy sounds like he’s summoning a blue eyes white dragon.

  • @nour6789
    @nour6789 Місяць тому +4

    Russia: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 6 днів тому +2

    This is what happens when a speed runner glitches to the final boss too soon

  • @brookew900
    @brookew900 3 роки тому +10613

    Imagine being 3 years old and already having your whole career ended.

    • @florianewers1270
      @florianewers1270 3 роки тому +73

      oh dammit

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 3 роки тому +29

      Good... 😈

    • @jordanc.3405
      @jordanc.3405 3 роки тому +11

      I made a new, funny meme on my channel!!

    • @williamzhu9160
      @williamzhu9160 3 роки тому +135

      he actually declined a draw from karpov during their game and only lost on time. and he cried after losing to one of the best chess players in the world. i would say that that isn't having your career ended.

    • @kgsfirliaudillah141
      @kgsfirliaudillah141 2 роки тому +5

      ah shit

  • @penguinshifu09
    @penguinshifu09 3 роки тому +3938

    The correct phrase to use instead of “I invite” is *”I summon”*

    • @dvandeun
      @dvandeun 3 роки тому +17

      haha, best one !'

    • @penguinshifu09
      @penguinshifu09 3 роки тому +3

      @@dvandeun 😄

    • @madmental1255
      @madmental1255 3 роки тому +6

      @@penguinshifu09 wait what..... Y is the @ symbol on the right ?.... Does it also change with the language...

    • @penguinshifu09
      @penguinshifu09 3 роки тому +4

      @@madmental1255 I think it changes with the language

    • @user-jr7nj8hl4w
      @user-jr7nj8hl4w 3 роки тому +10

      It's all fun and games until the guy who can't play chess summons a blue eyes white dragon, chess 12th world champion, and 5 dollars in attack mode

  • @janmika4245
    @janmika4245 2 місяці тому

    This is one of my favorite videos on the entirety of the internet. Thank you.

  • @CharlesDavis-zs7wt
    @CharlesDavis-zs7wt 14 днів тому +2

    Me thinking I’m about to play my parents.
    My grandpa:

  • @PrinceLlamanade
    @PrinceLlamanade 2 роки тому +15095

    The Host was reading out Karpov's merits like a death sentence.💀

    • @rosaasor8619
      @rosaasor8619 2 роки тому +42

      haga🤣🤣🤣

    • @musicstation-_-
      @musicstation-_- 2 роки тому +28

      Fr😂

    • @medved4030
      @medved4030 2 роки тому +36

      This is awesome! I mean to get a legend like Bobby Cannavale to host the show in fluent Russian is pretty impressive :)

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html 1:32.

    • @andrewbahr1921
      @andrewbahr1921 2 роки тому +8

      For real lolol

  • @chaossaber4421
    @chaossaber4421 2 роки тому +2929

    Kid: Wins class president
    Russia: BRING IN STALIN

    • @maxdekudess3354
      @maxdekudess3354 2 роки тому +38

      You know putin is the president, right?

    • @Dahrk_Angel
      @Dahrk_Angel 2 роки тому +7

      @@maxdekudess3354 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ameyb9241
      @ameyb9241 2 роки тому +29

      Putin : "Not under my watch"

    • @hentaisailor5951
      @hentaisailor5951 2 роки тому +21

      @@ameyb9241 *kid "disappears"*

    • @harshanand4719
      @harshanand4719 2 роки тому +2

      Stalin is the one gave rise to Russia

  • @I_am_Russias_best_friend
    @I_am_Russias_best_friend Місяць тому +2

    Host: Misha, are you ready?
    Misha: What am I ready for?
    Host: Win and survive or die with honor.
    *Ominous murder music*

  • @amarazizi3459
    @amarazizi3459 3 роки тому +7857

    The kid is actually a full grown man it's just how karpov sees his opponents

  • @leafgreensniper13
    @leafgreensniper13 2 місяці тому +3

    For clarification, the kid only cried after he lost to Karpov.

  • @gone4701
    @gone4701 3 роки тому +6537

    “You can’t defeat me!”
    “I know, but he can!”

    • @mxhdjr9308
      @mxhdjr9308 3 роки тому +53

      isn't that the line which thor tells to hela in the movie thor ragnorok

    • @what7597
      @what7597 3 роки тому +27

      perfect line

    • @arda6874
      @arda6874 3 роки тому +24

      Thor Odin son
      Surthur son of a b-tch

    • @AliAli-nq8hd
      @AliAli-nq8hd 3 роки тому

      @-ExoticButters- 😂😂😂😂

    • @what7597
      @what7597 3 роки тому +2

      @-ExoticButters- I dont think he cares just saying

  • @lil_sukmadik69
    @lil_sukmadik69 3 роки тому +44945

    Normal kid's nightmare: Creepy monsters and ghosts
    Misha's nightmare: Anatoly Karpov

    • @uselesscrap2701
      @uselesscrap2701 3 роки тому +1459

      I mean, imagine you see this guy in tv all the time, you know how good he is, and then you must defeat him. I would shit myself.

    • @Novacane392
      @Novacane392 3 роки тому +1185

      @@uselesscrap2701 before that, kid said that he learned chess from Karpov books, he knew he had 0 chance)

    • @uselesscrap2701
      @uselesscrap2701 3 роки тому +379

      @@Novacane392 even better.

    • @caturlifelive
      @caturlifelive 3 роки тому +41

      nice one haha

    • @imimpostor3225
      @imimpostor3225 3 роки тому +78

      If he's my rival, I surrender 😆

  • @sahraouiAyhem
    @sahraouiAyhem 3 місяці тому +4

    Him:man I'm still in tutorial why do i have to fight the final boss