Whitney Cummings | I'm Your Girlfriend: Women Paying

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  • @srijanagrawal255
    @srijanagrawal255 5 років тому +2776

    It's not the money, it's the ingratitude

    • @YourDad-te9fg
      @YourDad-te9fg 5 років тому +80

      Lol nah the money also matters 😂

    • @THEBIGKAHUNA499
      @THEBIGKAHUNA499 5 років тому +42

      See, the ingratitude is because of all the money spent by just one in the relationship.

    • @JamaicanMeCrazy
      @JamaicanMeCrazy 5 років тому +6

      Naw bruv... It's the money

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 5 років тому +59

      It's the attitude of expecting money from us AND it's the money.

    • @unlimited971
      @unlimited971 5 років тому +87

      @@shrapnel77 it's entitlement and audacity of thinking be the center of everything while not really bringing shit.

  • @gracewhite9827
    @gracewhite9827 5 років тому +1986

    she delivers like shes giving a ted talk

    • @Solutions3000
      @Solutions3000 5 років тому +30

      I like Ted Talks.

    • @jimmyparris9892
      @jimmyparris9892 5 років тому +35

      I just don't like her. She speaks the truth, but she's not funny, just hostile.

    • @dougbaker2740
      @dougbaker2740 5 років тому +3

      grace g
      Hostile is right. Women comedians usually turn me on with their humor, not this one. She’s going to run out of material someday and go kill the men that made her this way, then she’s coming out🏃🏽

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 5 років тому +3

      Ted wouldn't listen. He'd just tap that.

    • @lolvj-ur7fo
      @lolvj-ur7fo 5 років тому

      Ohh it’s not a ted talk ??

  • @Jamesucht
    @Jamesucht 4 роки тому +556

    When I started dating my gf, she would get mad that we weren't going out to eat all the time. I told her it's too expensive, but she didn't understand what the big deal was since we had been doing it for a while. I said "ok, you start paying for dinner now" and she said "fine". She caved less than a week later.

    • @lizusjka
      @lizusjka 4 роки тому +32

      weird she stayed THAT long lol

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 4 роки тому +5

      Elizabeth Junele What’s that supposed to mean?

    • @lizusjka
      @lizusjka 4 роки тому +3

      @@DylanBegazo means you're cheap and she should have bounced same minute you told her ;)

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 4 роки тому +28

      Elizabeth Junele but why does she have the right to bounce when she’s the one who according to this scenario given she’s the one who’s getting mad at the Lad because they “weren’t going out to eat all the time”?
      Keyword is “all” which changes the scenario quite a bit because if the scenario overall is true and accurate, then the girl is the selfish greedy one for getting upset if a day passes and the lad hasn’t taken her out to eat at a public place... Isn’t that objectively selfish and greedy and materialistic and childish of the female? Thus justifying the man who in his justified anger to state, “ok, you start paying for dinner now”?
      If a women gets upset for not being taken out to eat, isn’t that a sign to the man that she doesn’t appreciate at all his voluntary financial contribution to the relationship?
      With this information, isn’t it logical and rational to state that the women is the one in the wrong here and the guy is only standing up for his own dignity?
      What are your thoughts Madam?

    • @Jamesucht
      @Jamesucht 4 роки тому +42

      @@lizusjka looks like we found ourselves a NiceGirl

  • @messi44444
    @messi44444 5 років тому +2442

    actually the first female comedian who says some real shit that men all support. I can respect that.

    • @rik0904
      @rik0904 5 років тому +19

      dude, she is a man now.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 5 років тому +16

      Talk for yourself mate lol ..i disagree with all she said nearly if you think about it a real instead of jokes. But luckely it is jokes :)

    • @concernedcitizen1687
      @concernedcitizen1687 5 років тому +13

      Because it’s sexist and you’re sexist, that’s why. It’s not a mystery.

    • @Whipc1
      @Whipc1 5 років тому +61

      so this is the first time you hear a woman saying something that fills your ego up and you respect that. wow. Good job dude

    • @rajiveharvani5502
      @rajiveharvani5502 5 років тому +15

      @@concernedcitizen1687 why is it sexist do you realize such jokes are hyperbolic and are not to be taken literally.

  • @SPQRxUSAxNUSA
    @SPQRxUSAxNUSA 5 років тому +3837

    It took a woman to say what men have been thinking since money was invented.

    • @AutumnOnFire
      @AutumnOnFire 5 років тому +49

      They're not changing jack shit 😂

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 5 років тому +20

      Some men, at best.

    • @onepunchman4481
      @onepunchman4481 5 років тому +30

      Double standard bitch

    • @wanjiruchelagat6565
      @wanjiruchelagat6565 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 5 років тому +53

      @@DuncanKassel Of course the woman feels joyful, she just found a sucker. Even better if you marry her. Just wait 10 years, and she can take half of your assets and be fit for life.

  • @itkojecockot
    @itkojecockot 5 років тому +655

    "now we're gonna stay up all night talking about my dreams"...... and that's when he started paying for stuff :D:D:D

    • @rik0904
      @rik0904 5 років тому +19

      for 200 dolars I can read you a horoscope and talk about dreams.
      hmm... I would be such slut if I was girl.

    • @odanielvs
      @odanielvs 4 роки тому +2

      Haha burn

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 4 роки тому +9

      @@rik0904 for 200 dollar I would do the chores with a smile on my face and make her breakfast every morning

    • @Honorbound43
      @Honorbound43 3 роки тому +1

      right like I'd go get a job tomorrow. Shit I'd go on the dark web and become a plumber lol

  • @anushakher
    @anushakher 3 роки тому +114

    As a woman, I completely understand where she's coming from. Most of my female friends have husbands/boyfriends/etc that are either unemployed or make less than them. There can be a lot of resentment from someone being financially disadvantaged than you. It's also really confusing as a woman when you're taught that your boyfriend should be doing these things instead? For example, even splitting the bill is a huge gasp in my family lol.
    When my partner was unemployed for months I took care of our rent, groceries, etc. It's not really even the money when it is the disrespect towards what someone is providing for you. When I was struggling they did the same for me and it can be difficult. However, I think there need to be agreements that both parties are comfortable with. It's OK to be broke but it's NOT OK to leach off of someone unless you've both made that agreement.
    Plus as a woman, we're taught that men are supposed to provide no matter what otherwise they're not really "men".
    So men, please be patient with us. Most of us don't have a problem with paying, really we don't. However, give us time. This is new for us and compared to prior generations it hasn't been explained to us anyway...let's just take it one step at a time.

    • @allenblack3785
      @allenblack3785 2 роки тому +3

      you sound like a nice, rational women. Most arent. Most are stuck in past centurires when women could not or did not work. When Ive dated women with money, which is rare, its funny how things change, they act like men (what you cant pay ? this is 2020,not 1950,and alot of women outearn men).

    • @juliocesarsalazargarcia6872
      @juliocesarsalazargarcia6872 2 роки тому

      Most women are not giving us time to change little by little when it comes to house chores or other stuff they want us to change. Modern woman want what they want and they want it FAST. Ok. So we want women to pay their share, to split the bill and we want it FAST. If they are not giving us time to change at our own pace then they wont take their sweet time either.

    • @peterwang5660
      @peterwang5660 5 місяців тому

      “Let’s just take it one step at a time” indeed. And that isn’t necessarily everything that’s part of fourth wave feminism

  • @BigRig003
    @BigRig003 5 років тому +213

    Relationships don't really work if only one person is pulling their weight.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 роки тому +1

      YES, BECAUSE HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING!

    • @blackmarketarmy
      @blackmarketarmy 4 роки тому

      @@nofybn7794 haha relax:)

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackmarketarmy I don't think she can, she is either a raging misandrist or a troll, if either of them try to relax the pressure will build up and their heads explode.
      Fairly sure it's how it goes.

    • @mercurious5053
      @mercurious5053 4 роки тому +3

      So true! Financially or otherwise.

    • @Love_Honor89
      @Love_Honor89 4 роки тому

      True

  • @xoxoxoxo5224
    @xoxoxoxo5224 5 років тому +28

    Honestly having had a break up a few months ago, this provides me so much psychological relief. There's a lot of truth here. I couldn't work out why I always so feel so crappy - most of it is it being a terrible financial investment.

  • @MasterDrewboy
    @MasterDrewboy 5 років тому +183

    I mean yeah, if someone in the relationship pays for everything, the other needs to contribute too somehow. Doesn’t matter HOW, but relationships need effort from both people and you owe it to your partner to do your part

    • @JK-wz7uj
      @JK-wz7uj 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, I mean how hard is it too cook some eggs?

    • @stoneomountain2390
      @stoneomountain2390 5 років тому

      @@JK-wz7uj over gas, electric, wood or charcoal?
      Getting the eggs right just like she wants them, not fun at all, every time is a shittest

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 роки тому +5

      Women DO, Women DO everything! EVERYTHING!!

    • @brandonogle9565
      @brandonogle9565 4 роки тому +2

      @@nofybn7794 Yea because men pay for everything.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 4 роки тому +1

      @@nofybn7794
      Yea because women totally have invented useful things and make breaking discoveries (not)

  • @blakeb4583
    @blakeb4583 5 років тому +43

    I remember the first time, and only time, a girl ever paid for me on a date. It was such an unexpected power move... and a turn on

    • @DragonSushiXL
      @DragonSushiXL 4 роки тому

      Ha ha it must be nice and incredible that a girls pays for you as a man. lol

    • @HerrMikael
      @HerrMikael 4 роки тому +13

      It sure is. I can't understand people who wouldn't like that. Women have successfully liberated themselves from rigid gender norms. It's really stupid, that so many guys stick to the old men's norms. Especially, when those norms aren't in your favour

    • @DragonSushiXL
      @DragonSushiXL 4 роки тому +4

      @@HerrMikael well yeah, if women pay for men is always a good thing. If a women pays for my things that means she likes something about me.

    • @HerrMikael
      @HerrMikael 4 роки тому +8

      @@DragonSushiXL Preferably it goes both ways. One way courtship is a remnant from a time when women didn't have money, choices or power. I don't like double standards

    • @robmclaughlin420
      @robmclaughlin420 3 роки тому

      I love it when my wife pays for stuff out of her accounts she makes with her money. I make sure she gets extra that night....

  • @whatdoesthisthingdo
    @whatdoesthisthingdo 4 роки тому +7

    A girl gave me a drink once. She was cute too. I was too baffled and shy to do anything but thank her. I’ll never forget it though.

  • @christina2311
    @christina2311 4 роки тому +98

    I’ve been the breadwinner in a relationship as a woman before, and this shit is so TRUE. It made me angry. He did not pay for a single thing in our relationship. One time we went out to a restaurant and he was embarrassed that he wasn't paying, so he legitimately asked me if he could hand the tab back to the waiter as if he paid. I said no way 😂 This is why now, I don’t let the man pay for everything in a relationship. I know how it is.

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 4 роки тому

      Christina You are a wonderful women for being able to recognize this! I wish you good luck if you are in a relationship, and if not...
      May I take you to dinner sometime?
      🤗

    • @christina2311
      @christina2311 4 роки тому +3

      Best Of We aren’t together anymore. I’m in a relationship with someone great now.

    • @AnnafromHungarylvNW
      @AnnafromHungarylvNW 4 роки тому +2

      I don't get this. He was embarrassed that he couldn't pay, so now you pay... more often?

    • @DerScheisse
      @DerScheisse 4 роки тому +3

      @@christina2311 That's awesome! What's the cats name?

    • @No-Hassle
      @No-Hassle 4 роки тому

      Christina what wasn’t great about the ex and what’s great about the new person?

  • @Jimhelpman
    @Jimhelpman 5 років тому +10

    Whitney is one of the most underrated comics of our time. So hilarious and clever. This is the absolute first name that I scream when people hint that there’s no good female comics.

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 5 років тому +914

    Honestly its not about the money. Its about the fact that women are raised to believe its "Expected" for men to become their secondary wallets and show very little to absolutely no appreciation for it.

    • @silasdietrich7464
      @silasdietrich7464 5 років тому +37

      I'll agree with you on that, it's on men though to change and say "no bitch, you make your own money, pay for yourself"

    • @derKischda
      @derKischda 5 років тому +20

      Not the girls that I date. I feel like that's a thing in the US and other countries where men are culturally more dominant like Italy or Spain.

    • @arhabersham
      @arhabersham 5 років тому +21

      Netherwolf6100 Is not merely cultural, but also biologically engrained. Even in the animal kingdom, females choose the higher status males. It’s called “hypergamy”

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 5 років тому +4

      highly depence on what contry you from lol

    • @arhabersham
      @arhabersham 5 років тому +16

      UltraSuperDuperFreak you are wrong: “female hypergamy” (that is: females‘ prediction for resourceful, powerful males) is a cross-cultural and cross-species phenomenon. Males getting an erection as a sexual response (an event probably surprisingly for you) is not a “socially constructed” reaction, either 😂 ... there is so much evidence

  • @HyperSpify
    @HyperSpify 5 років тому +117

    Stop going on such expensive dates! What ever happened to going for a walk in the park or on the beach? Money ruins everything!

    • @madkiss8017
      @madkiss8017 4 роки тому

      That what people understand when they have lot money no one around

    • @madkiss8017
      @madkiss8017 4 роки тому

      That what people understand when they have lot money no one around

  • @najirban
    @najirban 5 років тому +41

    "You just ate yesterday." Ha! I laughed out loud fr fr. You made a short list, lady!

  • @FractalPrism.
    @FractalPrism. 5 років тому +269

    how about, everyone just pay their own way all the time.

    • @ak-ci5ih
      @ak-ci5ih 5 років тому +27

      Then why call it a relationship, just live single

    • @ak-ci5ih
      @ak-ci5ih 5 років тому +4

      @Thomas Kiser no need to add lol in everything, it is not just about bill, if you don't want to do anything for your betterhalf why marry then? Let one pay the bill and other do household chores, I am not expert in household chores so I prefer a woman who can do it while I manage the finance!

    • @derKischda
      @derKischda 5 років тому +11

      @@ak-ci5ih While you might enjoy that more others want to be equally valuable as their partners. If they don't want and need your money they might even like you for who you are.

    • @ak-ci5ih
      @ak-ci5ih 5 років тому +2

      @@derKischda the point is If I can do what I am good at, I might get a partner who can fill my flaws and thus complete me, what is the point in being with a person who can do everything on their own, they will leave you soon coz they don't find anything other than faking love in that relationship

    • @derKischda
      @derKischda 5 років тому +16

      @@ak-ci5ih seems like we have different understandings of relationships. I'm not looking for somebody that fills my flaws I look for somebody that likes me and wants to spend time with as well as I do. But that's fine I guess because there are enough women for to find the matching for each of us.

  • @emilyslaton2100
    @emilyslaton2100 5 років тому +597

    The waiter gives my boyfriend the check ALL THE TIME. And we take turns so half the time I pay and half the time he pays. We try to spend equal amounts of money.

    • @kidforeverplz
      @kidforeverplz 5 років тому +59

      I think that's really the best way to do it for some people. I had a friend in hs who I took turns with paying for stuff and neither one of us ever felt resentful toward each other.

    • @Qminoo
      @Qminoo 5 років тому +84

      My girlfriend and I make what we call a "piggy bank" where we each put the same amount of money and then we pay from that for the things we do together, so we dont have to keep tabs on who paid for what. Easy to keep track of and no arguments on who paid when and how much.

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 5 років тому +59

      @D. Steven Good for you, dont have to be a prick about though, doesnt make you a badass.

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 5 років тому +17

      @@God0fCows Stop being a dick

    • @personontheinternet2164
      @personontheinternet2164 5 років тому +37

      When I tended bar, it was almost countless the amount of times that I would hand the check over and the female would do the "look into my purse to reach something out" just long enough for the male to grab the check. When some 90+ percent of the time the guy pays you kinda just go on auto pilot.

  • @chrisbroguiere3593
    @chrisbroguiere3593 4 роки тому +6

    One of my favorite comedians. When I need to laugh, she is becoming a go to person!

  • @asonib.o.b4594
    @asonib.o.b4594 5 років тому +222

    Her boyfriend: "cooking dinner"
    Cummings: You're such a wife material😍
    Her boyfriend: Aight, am out

    • @ryankasik7911
      @ryankasik7911 5 років тому +17

      Its *WIFEY* MATERIAL U UNCULTURED SWINE LOL

  • @ayeapprove
    @ayeapprove 5 років тому +185

    Whenever my girl is paying for dinner I make sure the waiter gives her the bill and I thank her for the invitation while he's standing there.
    I feel like this is the only way we can break this vicious circle of us men being expected to pay up.

    • @Desimere
      @Desimere 5 років тому +24

      In some cases, i have noticed that the person receiving the payment is approving when my male friend pays or disapproving when i pay for both of us. This makes guys shy about being treated and that is pretty unfair. You are making a change. Good job! :)

    • @saiga12forme88
      @saiga12forme88 5 років тому +2

      Break the cycle of men providing for their families? (Or family to be) You must vote democrat and believe in gun control.

    • @No_Way_NO_WAY
      @No_Way_NO_WAY 4 роки тому +12

      @@saiga12forme88 that is a really stupid thing to say. You still can pull your weight in providing for the family while your girl is pulling hers with a job and some times inviting you to dinner. 2 incomes are better than one. Means a nicer home, better car(s) and more money for the kids.

    • @TykoBrian7
      @TykoBrian7 4 роки тому

      @@saiga12forme88 and you must be Muslim.

    • @robmclaughlin420
      @robmclaughlin420 3 роки тому

      Agree with the initial comment

  • @gmfb521
    @gmfb521 4 роки тому +58

    Now imagine you paying for everything. Then when yall break up their lawyer says you still owe them half your shit. An thats how marriage/divorce works🤷‍♂️

  • @shambhavideshpande8046
    @shambhavideshpande8046 3 роки тому

    No but the way she hold’s the mic and dies this eye thingy is so attractive

  • @maderiere
    @maderiere 4 роки тому +27

    I've had the sales people give my husband the receipt when I've paid for the items! Itz so annoying!

  • @InSpades0
    @InSpades0 5 років тому +14

    I gotta say the 8am no eggs bit got a laugh from me. Not too shabby

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 4 роки тому

      I woulda went with bacon... you don't really smell eggs

  • @eazymethod01
    @eazymethod01 5 років тому +45

    "Dating is such a terrible investment. I can't believe we just run around spending money on relationships that we don't know is gonna work out."
    Given the truth that everything is temporary, you're virtually guaranteed to waste your money...
    so make sure you only spend what you don't care to lose.

    • @breakingthemasks
      @breakingthemasks 4 роки тому +4

      100% this.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 роки тому +2

      EXACTLY, WOMEN!! Never spend money, your are just gonna lose.

    • @imrankh68
      @imrankh68 4 роки тому

      100% agree

    • @giovannimejia6668
      @giovannimejia6668 4 роки тому

      Wow this is so accurate

    • @mezdm4010
      @mezdm4010 4 роки тому

      @@nofybn7794 i agree to disagree if it makes you happy and not inconvenient other people especially people who care about you then why not?

  • @lfdab34
    @lfdab34 2 роки тому +1

    You are the only female stand up that is beautiful and honest, especially about sex and relationships

  • @johnlewis8934
    @johnlewis8934 5 років тому +10

    Some of her clips like this one are definitely better then others

  • @biglee3816
    @biglee3816 5 років тому +384

    So basically, she wants the man to make her a sandwich

    • @ChristopherMoye
      @ChristopherMoye 5 років тому +12

      I'd make her a sandwich. I like eggs too.

    • @leondarcy7367
      @leondarcy7367 5 років тому +5

      Yes, it's Bill Burr in reverse (but I prefer BB's style)

    • @SR77736
      @SR77736 4 роки тому +5

      @Emad Ahmed exactly.

    • @brandonogle9565
      @brandonogle9565 4 роки тому

      @Emad Ahmed exactly!!!!

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 4 роки тому

      lee frazile I’m down for making her a sandwich!

  • @klaythompson663
    @klaythompson663 5 років тому +267

    First time I've heard a female comic says facts.

    • @manicallydepressedclown8064
      @manicallydepressedclown8064 5 років тому +7

      Lol. Cuz everyone knows comics are supposed to SPIT FACTS AND LOGIC and not you know, COMEDY

    • @BazookaGio
      @BazookaGio 5 років тому +9

      fishnchipz ...yeah, the best comics are known for making comedy out of EXACTLY THAT.

    • @manicallydepressedclown8064
      @manicallydepressedclown8064 5 років тому +4

      @@BazookaGio depends on the type of comedy tbh. Some people do more absurdist comedy. But these jordan peterson schmucks who look at stand up comics as these Socrates level philosophers is for the birds.

    • @BazookaGio
      @BazookaGio 5 років тому

      fishnchipz fair enough.

    • @jimmyparris9892
      @jimmyparris9892 5 років тому +3

      I just don't find the humor in her delivery. She seems too hostile to me.

  • @korviscapetrova5269
    @korviscapetrova5269 4 роки тому +2

    It's true that restaurants are expensive, a couple of months later My bf and I, started to go to the wholesale market and started to buy off food from there come back to either of our place cook and arrange a date dinner and continue. This was the primary reason that solidified our relationship. We both pay for veggies and anything extra is on our separate tab and cook together.

  • @MrMacman6969
    @MrMacman6969 5 років тому +3

    I swear it's like that for the dynamic of power

  • @tradelikebrad2592
    @tradelikebrad2592 4 роки тому

    I love Whitney’s personality & how she perceives things

  • @xAlbinopiratex
    @xAlbinopiratex 5 років тому +24

    LMAO all the men on this sketch like "YASSS QUEEN" are the same men tearing apart her other sketches 😂

    • @abhijitkunjiraman6899
      @abhijitkunjiraman6899 5 років тому +1

      credit given where deserved.

    • @xAlbinopiratex
      @xAlbinopiratex 5 років тому

      @@abhijitkunjiraman6899 that would make sense, if it wasn't that they just thought they'd found an anti feminist and got excited and then realised they were wrong and "REEEEEE".
      She's funny EITHER way.

    • @airmanjoe
      @airmanjoe 5 років тому +5

      She’s not funny. She makes good points and clever observations but I never once laughed out loud.

    • @xAlbinopiratex
      @xAlbinopiratex 5 років тому

      @@airmanjoe good for you

  • @gfrost7709
    @gfrost7709 2 роки тому +1

    Your right! Thank you. Got the man stump. Change my perspective on the date and or future of a relationship.

  • @simplyincorrigible7708
    @simplyincorrigible7708 5 років тому +59

    Now that she mentions it. I'd rather get a job and pay for everything than listen to my girls horoscopes bullshitnall night

    • @derKischda
      @derKischda 5 років тому +3

      Are you sure you have the right girl then?

    • @epicfilms90
      @epicfilms90 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, fuck being with someone you like listening to.

    • @INTERNATIONALvids
      @INTERNATIONALvids 5 років тому

      Why didn't you have a job yet?

  • @MrNightpwner
    @MrNightpwner 4 роки тому +2

    She knows we're nice, I feel validated.

  • @tanya-nicole5647
    @tanya-nicole5647 5 років тому +3

    LMFAO...Nailed it Miss Lady!!!

  • @whirlysquirrely3368
    @whirlysquirrely3368 5 років тому +7

    She preaching to the choir 😂😂😂

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 5 років тому +6

    this is conceptually brilliant

  • @MrSuperman2307
    @MrSuperman2307 4 роки тому

    She has so much relationship wisdom

  • @anandprakash8175
    @anandprakash8175 5 років тому +175

    Great content. Dry delivery though. Feels rushed and less.. authentic.

    • @aetheriality
      @aetheriality 5 років тому +15

      man you are spot on

    • @lotleo987
      @lotleo987 5 років тому +3

      I disagree. Ive seen tons of comedians have funny jokes but bomb delivery. This isnt one of them.

    • @joefarang
      @joefarang 4 роки тому

      yes well noted. i quite like the sentiment and content, but there is definitely something forced and way over-exaggerated about her delivery and stage presence.

  • @kahetel13
    @kahetel13 3 роки тому +1

    Whitney, you're the whole package; good looking, articulate on your routine, and you bring shit out as it really is !

  • @danxylight
    @danxylight 5 років тому +7

    I think in relationships no one should give more than the other in terms of love and money. When things are unbalanced the probability of things falling apart is higher. Should be equal investments

  • @suvambhattacharjee1642
    @suvambhattacharjee1642 4 роки тому

    Thanks for understanding our side of opinions

  • @thefemalemantis
    @thefemalemantis 4 роки тому +11

    Every time I go somewhere with my boyfriend, he's so quiet and introverted whereas I have no problem speaking with people that are going to bring me food. They've become my new best friend period.. But like when im conversing with the server, they always bring me the fucking check 😂 it's like just because he doesn't want to talk to you doesn't mean that he doesn't have the money to pay for things. people act like I held him hostage or I'm his sugar mama. I mean thanks for thinking I'm independent and what not ... but they don't even put it in the middle of the table. they stick it in front of me like "obviously you're the one that runs things . *wink* no I'm not. We are both equally broke. Give this man a chance to pay 😂

    • @cynnx7500
      @cynnx7500 4 роки тому +1

      that's very interesting, i had never heard of such a scenario before.

  • @praveenmishra430
    @praveenmishra430 5 років тому +17

    Her face is so stretched that she has got a permanent teary eyes😂😂😂

  • @freeziboi3249
    @freeziboi3249 5 років тому +12

    Dating insurance? Come on people get on that!

  • @nancymorrison9978
    @nancymorrison9978 4 роки тому +1

    Love Whitney. She tells it like it is funny as hell!😂

  • @sashamocni4933
    @sashamocni4933 5 років тому +7

    Hint: Save all your receipts in case of a break up 👊
    Payback 👀👀

  • @hopeicanchangethis
    @hopeicanchangethis 5 років тому +2

    Share this woman, shes actually hilarious.

  • @moist.biscuit
    @moist.biscuit 4 роки тому +3

    I wanna cook for Whitney and call her mommy too
    I'm not even broke 😂

  • @jimlofaro5695
    @jimlofaro5695 2 роки тому

    Great Comedian. So Gorgeous and Adorable.

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 5 років тому +107

    We hate women who have a job, earn their own money, and still expect the guy to pay for drinks or dinner.
    And we hate them with a passion, if after going through with that, they act as if all you paid for was their valuable time -- the very time they just spent with you, the time it took them to drink your drink and eat your food. As if you were the one -- and the only one at that -- who enjoyed that time, while you had to pay her to put up with your presence.
    Then again, if you go down that road in 2019, it is your own fault and you needed that to happen to you, to get back on track.

    • @GabrielleLwarg
      @GabrielleLwarg 5 років тому +11

      p0rt3r you just don’t have good taste in women. If all the ones you meet are like that, maybe you should change your target

    • @GabrielleLwarg
      @GabrielleLwarg 5 років тому +21

      @rvhron08 If you think like that, you will never meet someone who will really love you. No woman with self respect will be with a man, who considers dating prostitution. You all are so damn superficial and you keep whining. Good Lord, you for sure deserve to be treated like shit, if you think like that.

    • @GabrielleLwarg
      @GabrielleLwarg 5 років тому +16

      @J V I am a woman. I'm so glad my husband is not like you all. But we are Europeans, so maybe it's just because you Americans are clearly clueless about romance, respect and relationships.

    • @lumyb9064
      @lumyb9064 5 років тому +11

      @J V She is right though. If you only date shitty people, it will seem to you as if that is all out there.
      Will it help you if women paid for their dinner, but then ditch you afterwards? Would you respect them more? Be honest.
      Because that is what I do with shitty dates, I pay my share and never see them again.
      I would only let a good date pay for my meal, if he offers and with the understanding that the second date is on me and so, we will get the chance to know each other better and no "debt" towards anyone.
      If you really dated people close to your mentality and status, you could ask them on a date in the park or at a free concert, get to know them and see what type of people they are.
      If the women refuse you, they are either straight after you wallet or way out of your league.

    • @ocskope
      @ocskope 4 роки тому

      But we do hate women like that though....

  • @bennyjorgensen
    @bennyjorgensen 3 роки тому +1

    This is really the fun part. I'm european and a few years back we visited California and every time we went out eating the bill was passed to me (male) so I point to my wife as she kept budget. The waiter looked funny at me every time.
    We both earn monney, we choose together what we'll use them on and we natually have a shared account, thet both our credit cards hoock into.

  • @joshuarodriguez1262
    @joshuarodriguez1262 5 років тому +21

    Wait this set is amazing how does it only have 37k views.

    • @miket851
      @miket851 5 років тому +12

      cause it isn't that funny.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 4 роки тому

      @@DuncanKassel
      It's a fucking joke. . . She's also explaining female nature at the same time.

  • @TheMontegonian
    @TheMontegonian 4 роки тому

    ... she's one of us. She gets it.

  • @chrishipop5
    @chrishipop5 5 років тому +3

    This was some sharp comedy, very eye opening

  • @ericnickerson1060
    @ericnickerson1060 4 роки тому

    Spot on.

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 5 років тому +6

    Honest comedy, I love it

  • @ineedmorespace7874
    @ineedmorespace7874 5 років тому

    The way she talks in the flow.... 😍

  • @194misterx
    @194misterx 5 років тому +42

    Didnt make me lmao once. I only smiled.

    • @futenodeku3441
      @futenodeku3441 5 років тому +2

      Same... But still, it's pretty impressive tbh. I've only met 3 girls in my life who could get me to really laugh.

    • @TheGhostofMrArthurs
      @TheGhostofMrArthurs 5 років тому +6

      such edge, much lord

    • @darkyoumemento5307
      @darkyoumemento5307 5 років тому

      How horrible

  • @Zach_Bynx
    @Zach_Bynx 4 роки тому +1

    I felt this in my soul.

  • @robot7759
    @robot7759 5 років тому +34

    2:01 She can be my mommy everyday 😸 🐣 coming up.

  • @themarky2658
    @themarky2658 Рік тому +1

    She's just damned funny!

  • @m.b.1702
    @m.b.1702 3 роки тому +3

    I love the idea of putting a credit down for a 3 month trial...Or maybe for 3 months everybody pays there own way until you can say , " Ok we can be a couple "👍😄

  • @lifetimes2983
    @lifetimes2983 4 роки тому

    Underneath the displayed bravado and hilarious wit is I believe a very sensitive woman

  • @THE_UMBRELLASPIDER199
    @THE_UMBRELLASPIDER199 5 років тому +4

    OMG this is SOOOO true lmao

  • @valitsaki1924
    @valitsaki1924 5 років тому +1

    I can see sebastian maniscalco micro impressions, she has a clear inspiration

  • @EUTalks
    @EUTalks 5 років тому +13

    Spartan women used to be extremely rich, even landing money to Spartan kings.
    30 years or something....

  • @tylerllichnovsky8525
    @tylerllichnovsky8525 3 роки тому

    You owe me 3200 f*@kin dollars or you can't f*&@kin leave! Omg I love this too much!

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 5 років тому +5

    I actually do feel like I've just learned some real shit.

  • @ivansavchenco5636
    @ivansavchenco5636 4 роки тому +1

    1000 likes from me!! :) You really made my day by this standup. 100% true!

  • @redrust3
    @redrust3 5 років тому +36

    Hey Whitney! I ‘m broke. I’m single. Wanna hook up?

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 4 роки тому

    This may be the best female comic I’ve ever seen. Good job 👍

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 4 роки тому +5

    When I was 22 I was broke and dating a girl with money, it got old for her quick. When I was 30 I dated a girl who no money, and it got old for me quick too. I'm in a happy relationship where we split tabs. Fuck money and fuck double standards.

  • @IceyJunior
    @IceyJunior 4 роки тому

    She understan, she protec, and she attac

  • @blackmarketarmy
    @blackmarketarmy 4 роки тому +41

    I'm tired of all the feminists who preach equality until the bill comes....then suddenly equality is out the window

  • @infin8vibrations
    @infin8vibrations 5 років тому +2

    Female version of Bill Burr...
    Happy to see the ladies are coming around. God bless 2019

  • @rustecohle591
    @rustecohle591 5 років тому +6

    A woman who gets it 👏🏽

  • @greatgatsby7528
    @greatgatsby7528 3 роки тому

    The Only Female comedian who's actually Funny, and Gorgeous as well. I like her.

  • @facelessman5362
    @facelessman5362 4 роки тому +6

    The gold thing she said in here is "Dating is a terrible investment" yes sweetheart, for men it mostly is.

  • @jonathanleverdesigner
    @jonathanleverdesigner 4 роки тому

    This is the first comedy ive heard of yours when youre not screeching in your old high pitched "friends" girl voice. Sounds much much better

  • @germancarrasco2028
    @germancarrasco2028 4 роки тому +15

    Problems of consumerist, materialistic societies.

    • @TykoBrian7
      @TykoBrian7 4 роки тому +1

      And capitalism

    • @esbenjakobsen4575
      @esbenjakobsen4575 3 роки тому +2

      Well 9 times out of 10 they are also the wealthiest, most democratic and peaceful societies. They are not perfect but I'll take it.

  • @Love_Honor89
    @Love_Honor89 4 роки тому

    Every word is true and that's why it's funny!! 😂😂😂

  • @kenandemren6290
    @kenandemren6290 5 років тому +6

    She's so funny, Idk why I never heard about her..

  • @pazsince8180
    @pazsince8180 3 роки тому

    🤣 this had me rolling...(WHATS A GROUPON)

  • @SirAdrian87
    @SirAdrian87 5 років тому +9

    As a man I have to say it's not about the money. The only reason I struggle to make more is to help my family (and upgrade my PC). The problem is the lack of appreciation and the "I deserve everything" attitude 95% of women grow up with, like I owe her my entire existence or something.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 4 роки тому +1

      sexist and wrong, it isn't 95 of women. You do owe her, she pays far more in time and money then you do, you could try to bridge the gap a little.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 роки тому

      @@nofybn7794 way to prove his point ya little shit

  • @Onemosen
    @Onemosen 4 роки тому

    Hell of a comedian. Thx

  • @mrgabest
    @mrgabest 5 років тому +5

    The mere fact that she's talking about real shit puts her light years ahead of every other female comedian of her generation.

  • @Narrowgaugefilms
    @Narrowgaugefilms 3 роки тому +2

    Years ago I learned a lesson. We were out at a restaurant and I put my business card in the fish bowl to "win the free meal". Sure enough, a week later the phone rang and some "investment councilor" was going to take my wife and I out to dinner, so we went. All through dinner we talked about our retirement investments, and wouldn't you know: every last one of 'em was certain to leave us living under a highway overpass somewhere! In the days that followed, the guy kept calling our house that he wanted to get back together and basically take control of our finances. I felt guilty: he had bought us dinner, after all!
    Soon I realized: middle aged, married man or not, I had been taken on a date! For the price of a meal this character had basically obligated us personally to him! It explains a lot why women are choosy about who they date: it really aint just dinner!
    Knowing this, If I were single, I'd go dutch for a few dates, and I NEVER threw a business card in a fish bowl again!

  • @marsenmoon
    @marsenmoon 5 років тому +10

    I'll quit my job for u , sweetums !!

  • @33moneyball
    @33moneyball 5 років тому

    Absolutely...the problem with paying for everything is the massive inequality it creates in what the two people are bringing to the relationship. Unless the other person is putting in tons of effort to create that value in different ways the one paying will inevitably resent the other one.

  • @etocadet
    @etocadet 5 років тому +15

    It’s funny I went from being a successful manager of a store to a cashier while I looked for another management opportunity and in that window the amount of tinder dates ditched me because they only saw me as a cashier was unreal. Listen I get it, you want a guy with ambition but they just turned tail when I told them honestly that I wasn’t in a good place at the time. That was a massive eye opener.
    Women then wonder why men don’t open up and/or they tell lies about their jobs. It’s our version of make up. We are visual so you guys apply false visuals. You guys are all about emotions and stories so that’s where we fake it.
    Also, men’s potential increases over time (potentially) women’s only goes downhill. So if you’re being picky, pick the right one. I’ve seen several of these girls on my tinder list again.

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 4 роки тому +2

      Why are you taking Tinder sloots on dates? Just invite them over for drinks

    • @imrankh68
      @imrankh68 4 роки тому +1

      Water is wet, air is dry and women are gold diggers

    • @Striker50_
      @Striker50_ 4 роки тому +1

      ?? If that's the case, just don't openly put on tinder that you're a cashier genius

    • @TykoBrian7
      @TykoBrian7 4 роки тому

      @@imrankh68 oh capitalism is suddenly bad now comrade?

    • @imrankh68
      @imrankh68 4 роки тому +1

      @@TykoBrian7 No, it was bad before

  • @RealGilliVanilli
    @RealGilliVanilli 3 роки тому

    Whitney i just Love you. You Are so amazing

  • @donniedarko4562
    @donniedarko4562 5 років тому +4

    You guys are over estimating her.

  • @AkmaAit
    @AkmaAit 3 роки тому

    whata awesome performer! Just found her and cant stop watching all her gigs:)))

  • @hhbh4661
    @hhbh4661 5 років тому +5

    If we all just showed respect to each other, broke or wealthy, none of this would happen. Unfortunately, we're all imperfect and we mess up by thinking things like since I pay rent you should clean up the house. She/he should since they don't pay rent. Am I wrong?

  • @elijahmcelroy
    @elijahmcelroy 5 років тому +4

    All I could say is... “yes”