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"I STILL TALK TO SHEILA" 😂
Nikolas Shull I love that she threw in a name & that’s such a suburban mom name xD
My mom (for any number of reasons!) never liked my girlfriends! Til the one she met and automatically fell in love with! So I married her as it was the only way I could think of not creating an awkward situation!
Her delivery on all the lines here is so much better than in her Netflix special, I don't know what happened.
I have zero emotional baggage, feels really good tbh!
@@MalloryNewcomb yep that's my moms name 🤣
“I wanna be the reason you quit drinking but if I can’t, I’ll be the reason you start” I want this embroidered on a jacket that I can wear to first dates
But wanting to be the reason they quit means they started before you could be the reason they start anyway though...
Wish my ex had.
You sound like a winner
... and now she's doing material about calling off an engagement with the guy
I was scrolling through comments and read this one at the exact same time she said that in the video and idk it just felt like the whole world aligned for moment
"Hall of Fame. Hall of Shame. Just as long as my picture is on the wall." Needs to be on a tshirt.
Seriously.
Put it on a shirt already
Cringe
@@dadivderr3161 so is watching "poke-tips" But no one says anything about that lmao
Karen's t-shirt
This is one of the most enlightening TED talks I've ever heard
Chris Peck brilliant xD👌
😆
Faczz 🤣
I love how I laughed more at this comment than this whole video
LOL!
This is the one thing I've noticed about women comedians. They don't seem to need to breathe. Like, guy comedians take huge pauses, drink water here and there, spend inordinate amounts of time talking slowly or just straight up pausing at the audience. This woman talks for five minutes and I feel like I got 30 minutes worth of information. This is crazy. Her transitions are incredible. Sometimes when I listen to comedians they just suddenly switch topics without warning and it gives me whiplash. But her transitions are so smooth it all feels like one long joke. That's amazing.
She has better delivery on her netflix special. You it seems just a little more polished.
@American Patriots this is true. you can't argue back because you will not get the chance to speak until she has aired all of her grievances.
Dave Attell is pretty fast in his transitions.
I didn't think she was that quick but liz miele and Diane spencer are pretty chill.
If comediennes take a pause, it has PURPOSE. The stare down is probably the punchline, not demanding laughs.
wow, how can someone be so wholesome and vulgar at the same time
Religious upbringing
Easy, she's a comedian who is lying for a laugh, stupid.:-) Bye, everyone, thank you, thank you, okay thanks
Her face
have you not watched John Mulaney?
she want to be either one
"I turned his life AND his hat around."
I'm dyingggg
@@the1nonlyzonerf1 what does it mean anyway?
@@the1nonlyzonerf1 yeah...I didn't get it either
@@aisyhudson3676 People who wear their hats backwards are perceived to be douchebag.
@@bikeshrai or if their hat is sideways that's even extra douchebaggery I can't even comprehend
@@bikeshrai and that so like early 00s
My boyfriend also has no emotional baggage he's like an alien
He also whistles
Do... do you want me to call the police?
Imagine being a crazy person thinking everyone else is crazy for not being as crazy as you.
Thats a joke y'all calm down, we love each other for being how we are damn
Devin imagine being crazy enough to think that most of the population has not been through trauma by the time they turn 18...👀🥴 are you living on the same planet as the rest of us? 😂
He IS an alien, RUN!!!
I don’t know why but I loved when she was like, “He whistles...recreationally!”
That was a great line.
I whistle recreationally
Jerry Klerman murderer.
people being nice happy confident and not worrying about stuff aka watching the news an not trying to effect stuff not in their control is the only way the world functions...good for him..he doesn't let stuff get him down..in a capitalistic society with corruption in politics why worry about others?...just live your best life ...no law states I have to give a crud about you or be miserable too...why do I care who the president is in the 2020's?..their job i commander in chief..in 1776 that mattered in 2020 its a underpaying boring job...get yous man...be positive..it helps a lot...negativity around others breeds bad results
@@kingj_1697 So do I...
Turned his life and his hat around. Brilliant.
I thought she said "Head". Had to re-watch it. It was funny.
what it means ? his hat around ?
@@stabgan he was in a frat. Must have worn a hat backwards at some point
Stabgan frat dudes and other man-children wear their hats backwards. She’s saying she’s “refined” him.
Astrah Cat lighten up
1:12 Cut to Sheila, watching this on UA-cam, _beaming_ from ear to ear, fondly - eyes a little moist at the thought of the daughter-in-law, that could have been...!🤗😢🤧☺️
Underrated comment, I'm just saying.
"he was in a frat in college he's basically a rescue" lmaoo
Wats a frat?
@@bddigbo5087 a college fraternity
Great line
I didn't get this lol
@Keynesian Economics sounds like the opposite of someone that needs to be rescued.
"He goes to bed at night and he's like 'Good night'--not like 'OH....DEATH!!'"
Yep, no way I could relate to someone like that.
"One day it'll all end..."
If you can get past the "Oh....DEATH!!!"
There is "good night" on the other side again.
@@CallduhAmberLamp I'm glad people's opinions differ, because I find her hilarious :)
Thorsten Böhme are you German?
@@CallduhAmberLamp nope
This was way too relatable as someone with baggage who’s with somebody with lovely parents and a lovely childhood who, when I asked him “what’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?”, responded “I don’t know.”
the have you ever made a dudes mom love you more than him was so relatable 😂😂
I had a mom once say "Thank you for loving my son." 😂
So.... this is not funny
@@oneDonly why not? Lol.
Sounds like he's the... ONLY ONE that thinks so! Ahahahaha!!
...sorry, I'll go home now...
@@lyssakate
Because everything she says is about manipulating and controlling people.
I loved that line about making a dude's mom love you more.
Um, good for you?
@@reekreeker3375 gee... Thanks
It is the best feeling 😌
Me too lmao
Demonstrably untrue, and can only be perceived by an insecure woman who wants attention attention attention. As soon as she said that line, we got this bitch's number.
“He was in a frat. He’s basically a rescue” 🤣
“Do you know who the president is???” I’m wheezing 🤣
Nothing funny about the low hanging fruit.
Yeah she’s obviously striving to be another Hollywood figure whose opinion doesn’t effing matter 🥴
@@brianaust8897 \ They only allow celebrities that think a certain way with politics.... Sad
I chOkED
you laughed that much at a simple president joke?... thats something that has been said by comedians and civilians about every president in history
I loved my ex's mom so much and she loved me, she called to make sure I was okay when we broke up. I miss her so goddamn much. Rest in peace, Monica, I still think about your kindness.
aww
I got to say goodbye to my first boyfriend's mom, by phone, on her deathbed. That's the last time I spoke with my ex, in fact. Respectfully he stayed out of his mother's tender relationship with me even after he and I were dust in the wind with nothing in common. I still miss her.
@@jthiboo Well my ex mother in law still visits. I'm welcome in her home. It's always good not to burn your bridges.
@@orangesoda5472 not me. i always carry a can of gas and plenty of matches.
@@markmac2206 Reminds me of the story of Cortez, he was the Captain of an expedition of sailing ships from the old world to the new in the 1500's and when he reached Central America he had the ships burned so his men would have plenty of motivation.
*hall of fame or hall of shame, doesn’t matter as long as my pictures on the wall* 🤦♂️ lol
Yep. We've heard this act from someone before.
Lol😂
True
That could be a yearbook quote
that was amazing, LOVE her delivery. "he's basically a rescue" lmaooo
Wahmen no funny
Cringe
Matthew Monat Well over 400 people disagree with you, as seen by the likes on her comment
Hugh Jass this coming from the guy whose username is “Hugh Jass” Lol
Štěpánka Černá That was my favorite line
"Act like you're four and your partner is made of Lego." With that joke, you are *officially* funny.
Oh good thing you were here to make it official
@@annafantasia 🤣🤣🤣
Very funny but she should change the age to 2 ... 1-2 year olds do that 3-4 years olds don’t stick toys in their mouths anymore.
@@chrismiscellaneous Maybe where you are from but this is 'Murica we do what ever the hell we want.
Thank you fellow nerd of culture for using knowing Lego is a collective noun and the plural is Lego not Legos. I applaud you.
If I'm not your happy ending I'll be your turning point. Is my new mantra for dating. 🤣😂🤣
I thought she was gonna say "i'll be your happy hour"
That made me feel bad for her... She just wants to be remembered. 😂
@ LMAO yup it's funny as hell...at least she knows her flaw is a need for that kind of attention. Then she used it to make a hilarious skit
LOL go get 'em bruh!
So that's where these perverted dating ideas are being pick up from. Stop mimicking what you saw in a video when dating. Do people not have a normal date anymore?! Gosh!
I am so picky about comedians and she is HILARIOUS. Amazing.
Fancy seeing you here!
Right!!
I just LOVE her "Evil Leia" vibes!
Stop being fake it’s rude
Up to a point. Some funny stuff, some utterly pedestrian and lazy. Let's not pretend this is some genius-level comedy. It's OK.
‘Car sex is for children or criminals’ - on point
The whole part about car sex is like on point. You usually leave with a bruise or a cramp lol
🤯: *WOW* when she uses the word "children" i hope she means teenagers or else *THAT'S 1 DARING POLITICAL VIEWPOINT* i don't think ever IF a primary/Elementary school child accepts a ride from a stranger it's cos they're looking for a different form of affection than what their parents give them. 😓🚘🔞🧸
@@Friendship1nmillion She's a comedian... It's a joke, it is not that deep
@@Friendship1nmillion teenagers are children and they can drive......
Lighten up
best part of car sex is putting it in the gashole.
“If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console, we have nothing to say to each other.”
Literally.
SHE NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL I LOVE HER
I think she has one.
she has 1
The standups episode 1 home skillet
The Comedy Lineup on netflix!
@@AintJustThem It's only 15 min. :(
“I wanna be the one. Doesn’t matter which one. There are a lot of “ones” you can be. You can be the one they marry, the one who got away, the one who set their car on fire. It doesn’t matter, just remember me.” That had me dying! She’s so good at comedy for being as young as she is!
“Positive or negative, hall of shame or hall of fame as long as my picture is on the wall” Taylor Tomlinson you’re my spirit animal.
I turned his life and his hat around. LMAO
Her material isn't too powerful (aside from her zingers--"Hop in Speed racer, let's kill a dream"--marvelous), but her delivery and mastery of the momentum of the stage energy are top shelf. Incredible command, inflection, and segues. It's hard to pull off this kind of casual confidence without forcing it or coming off douche-y. She kills at this job.
But what can she do for extra credit, professor?
@@andapanda3599 Hmmm...I suppose she can figure out slow versions of her regular material. She can even figure out cool ways to go from slow-to-fast and fast-to-slow, showing that she's doesn't rely on speed to do most of the work.
it's so amusing to me that people write out full on yelp reviews of comics in youtube comments
Yeap, she has the flow and delivery mechanics and blueprints nailed down in principle. She has done her theoretical research and it shows. She just needs stronger material and perhaps a bit more dark / shocking, level up the game a bit and make you think twice when leaving the venue after she's done with you - like all the great ones did.
I totally agree with you, except that the main things that make a comedian funny are the things she excels at. She’s great. A well written comic who has awful delivery won’t be nearly as good as someone with shitty writing who can deliver amazing. There are many types of comedy. She nails her style. She doesn’t need amazing writing to be good. That being said I hope she blows up enough to be able to collaborate with an amazing writer.
Some of you look like your ribs have never been bruised by a center console before and it shows.
😂😂😂
she fit SO MUCH into five minutes and it was all funny! that’s impressive
Frog chair
all funny?..5 minutes?..most comedians do a 5 minute but..are you ok? or are you 9 or is this the fist time you seen a comedian perform or are you one of those feminists who protect every female just cause...
Asmosis Jones what i was trying to say is that the amount of info she fit into five minutes made the set feel a lot longer than it actually was, and everything she put in there was hilarious. yes, that is s comedians job but i find it rare that every joke a comedian makes lands with me but taylor is just fantastic!
also, interesting how when you see an opinion you disagree with, you go straight to discrediting feminists. just makes it seem like you dislike women who support women but whatever
Maybe it's not my type of comedy but it's just a no for me
The audience was not receptive enough to her, she was brilliant!
i think they were, and i enjoyed this video
Brilliant is a bit much. She was funny.
Not that good. Predictable.
mass produced, generic "comedian" tone and affect don't you think?
I think they rushed her thru her set so the crowd didn't have to time to really process what she was saying.
I went to high school with her this is crazy
Awesome to see you watch Conan, Miles! Haha
Was she funny or quiet in high school
Don't just say you went to high school with her without including what she was like.
@@coena9377 😆we never hung-out or spoke that i can recall, from what i remember she was pretty much just a good kid. not the most popular and not known as the class clown just sort of normal, so when she started blowing up as a comedian everyone was really surprised. really cool seeing someone from our hometown find main stream success.
@@brennahasselmann8075 from what i heard about her she was more chilled out and low key, we weren't friends but were in the same graduating class.
One Year Later: "Broke it off with my fiance."
Really?
@Shaymer he cheated on her. She confirmed in a tweet.
josiah kibbey ...and have a face like a beach ball
@@hoofhearted1833 dude wth she’s actually really pretty
Okay, UA-cam... I watched it.
Was it worth it?
Logan no. I clicked the video not sure and I left like I went through a world war
@@youtubeaccount1486 UA-cam got me here through autoplay :(
@@soloveich same
AHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH
I recall when I was telling my adolescent psych professor that I didn’t have any childhood traumas or issues, he told me I wasn’t digging deep enough. Glad to know there’s someone else out there who has had a perfectly boring childhood as well.
Here here!
Yeah same. Made it into my 30s and my parents are still married, 3 of my 4 grandparents are still living, no family drama. Just a bunch of boring middle class white people lol.
But this is a good thing!! What I wouldn't give to have had a not-traumatizing early life.
The interesting thing is...that that's the most common response of a dismissive avoidant attachment style. Of course, some people do have secure, emotionally aware, attuned parents and therefore have a "good childhood".
However, dismissive avoidants come out of situations where what they needed didn't happen...which has a very different retrospective view than overt abuse.
Dismissive avoidants were usually emotionally neglected...but had their basic needs attended to, clothes, food, education, and practical dynamics, oriented to functionality. Usually there's an unspoken code of conflict avoidance and refusal to talk about, engage in, emotional content. It is practical or intellectual only.
why were you studying psych if there was nothing wrong with you
Hop in speed racer let's kill a dream. I'm wheezing
Must say, this Ms. Tomlinson is good! No clue who she is but those 5 mins were good.
Hell of a line
Man I was going to bed at night like “oh no death” when I was 5
sick flex
"because now i have to be the terrible thing that happens to him...i wanna be the ONE. doesn't matter which one...just remember me. hall of fame, hall of shame, as long as my picture's on the wall."
crazy how last night she was on fallon joking about her engagement not working out. she stuck to her guns lmao. guess into the hall of shame she goes for this guy. mission accomplished? lol
aww really?
Considering he cheated on her, I'm guessing she's in the Hall of Fame as the one he fucked up and lost over his own dumbass mistakes. She has nothing to be ashamed of, where that relationship is concerned.
@@rachelfox8108 makes sense with that context. she didn't exactly divulge that detail in the interview i watched lol xD
@@rachelfox8108 So he had baggage after all eh
Everybody has their whole *life* ahead of them until they hook up with me!
I TURNED HIS LIFE AND HIS HAT AROUND!!!!!! THAT GOT ME LMFAO
“Either the one u marry, the one that got away or the one who set ur car on fire, either way ur gonna remember me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She deserves so much more laughter. Her jokes are flawless!!
“If your ribs have never been bruised by a center console we have nothing to say to each other.”
LMAO oh that hurts…
Hahaha she's funny. She sounds like an overly energetic, country truck driver who is in to white dudes.
So just a truck driver.
" Who is into white dudes" lol why have I never heard that
Her material is garbage, her personale life is more interesting :D
@@Kabullo76: Wait... Her material IS her personal life!
“If I’m not the reason he quits drinking, I’m gonna be the reason he starts.”
I died
She’s the polar opposite of Amy Schumer. In other words, hella funny and original. Don’t @ me
ripdajacker23 @ripdajacker23 lol
@ripdajacker23 tru tru
So true. Fk Amy
I hate when other female comics are compared to any shumer, it’s like comparing male German leaders to hitler
why compare?
“I STILL talk to Sheila” 😂
This is so nice to see her on Conan! I used to see her all the time doing stand up in LA. Congratulations girl!
She had a tour opening for Conan. They are pretty close friends.
ur so lucky !!! do you remember where she would gig in la?
You know she's good when every comment is a different line from her set. looks like she had a joke that resonated with everyone! Excited to see more from her in the future
I'm literally scrolling through looking for the one line I didn't understand 😂😂😂
What one?
@@silviadovidio7478 the had sex with 2 people, 4 if you're Christian is a reference to how anal sex 'doesnt count' to Christian girls
"4 if you're Christian"?!
Haha 😅
khuang96 Christians consider oral sex to be on the same “sin level” as regular sex and teach you can’t call yourself a Virgin if you’ve had oral
Thanks, didn't know
@@HUNKragor no worries, anal is my 7th favorite word so I just drop it wherever it seems remotely appropriate anyway.
@@KO-fh4vn 7th favorite word? You have my attention now lol. I assume that means you at least have a top 10. I'm curious to know what it is.
khuang96 right!! That was great joke..absolute punchline but she just slid that in there and moved on like it was nothing.
‘Have you ever made a guy’s mom love you more than him?’ Lmaooo dead
"I turned his life and his hat around!" -Best Comment ever, coming from a Frat guy :)
"If I'm not your happy ending, I will be turning your point" 😅
Saw her open for Bert Kreischer 2 years ago. I really enjoyed the show and am glad to see her doing well.
Awe2b Traveling pretty sure she is in the degenerates on Netflix, but she’s pretty funny
funny, she reminds me a lot of bert kreischer
@@67kingdedede BUT SHES NOT FAT OR RACIST?
Well we can't know for sure
I feel personally attacked by her hat comment.
Good.
@@nolancho Mehehe
Me too! I'm not sure why so I wish somebody from CNN would stir it up...err...I mean tell me why.
You should
Haha
Jesus, I was like her boyfriend before my ex. She nailed that.
What does emotional baggage feel like? I've never experienced it
@@huighwong2069 Most of the time it’s very light and it doesn’t show itself often, but when you’re reminded of it, it’s like there’s a million pounds that you’re shouldering.
She was funny, very original material👍🏾
MsSupergenius no. No she wasn’t
Not even close. Old non funny style.
@@gyse6920 I said that above in different words!
Agreed
@@gyse6920 old ??
I lowkey am turned off by people who've never struggled
Well adjusted people freak me out
Seriously tho
@@a_legitimate_salvage lowkey same they are so difficult to relate to.
Honestly, "put it in your mouth" is pretty solid advice, no matter what kind of equipment your partner is working with.
"If you've never had sex in a car that means you've always had a place to bone."
Guess again sister.
@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 with their high school teacher's
The one they marry the one that got away and the one that set his car on fire....I'm one of these
Damn. She has one of the best stage presences’ I’ve seen in a long time. She’s SERIOUSLY funny😂😂😂
I'm starting to have a crush on her.
Me tooo!
@@shuchi2262 Me three.
"
In every movie that I have ever seen, the dude who is whistling -- that guy's the killer."
''Hop in speed-racer, let's kill a dreeeeam'' :D
“If Im not your happy ending then I’ll be your turning point”
Now I know what I was to the last men I dated whom since have all started dating of my ethnicity.
Amen to that sista
Her delivery of the material is great but her writing is even better. Some of her jokes(and not just in this set) are extremely clever and very well written.
I like how she said " Sex all u hv to do is approach it with enthusiasm like a Child...just put everything in your mouth!" LOL 😂🤣😆
Hey Fran.... I am wondering how many women I could use this on???? Lol
"You want points for not cheating"
Is probably her best bit ever.
"hall of fame or hall of shame. As long as my picture is on the wall" 😂
This is literally one of the most GENIUS comics today. I’ve seen many of her videos and she NAILS it on every level of stand up comedy. There hasn’t been a stand up comic this diversely funny in decades.
She was great on Pete Holmes's podcast and it turns out she's also an extremely talented Comedienne.
Which ep? I wanna check out now
@@RegstarRogstar It was an episode within the last month or 2. It shouldn't be hard to find if you just scroll back a bit on his episode list.
When you realized you watched this on Netflix, and feel like clicking off
Edit
But then you get to new stuff and you stay 🙂
This is on Netflix?
@@someshwartripathi8446 the first few minutes has material from a show that is on Netflix
It's like, the exact same joke word for word, if you haven't seen it just look her up, you'll be able to tell right away that you've heard her say the same joke before
OMFG I’m dying. She needs her own show
She has a bit on Netflix
I feel like she covered a lot in five minutes and I could still understand and laugh along to this video. Honestly my new favourite comedian
He’s basically a rescue 💀💀💀
How can someone be so funny every single time she performs? So young and already a master of the art. She's the Michelangelo of comedy.
Taylor is not only funny but very smart. “ Now I have to be the terrible thing that happens to him” is brilliant. What a gal!
“I still talk to Sheala” I feel seen. I still talk to my exes mom
I had a girlfriend's mother take MY side when we broke up. She told her daughter "I don't blame him with how shitty you treated him!". Wow.
She's great...I actually enjoyed her delivery and stories
"actually" A guy-dude-bro can't even compliment a female comedian without adding a patronizing disclaimer.
@@malvavisco10 most of the female comedians or at least well known ones are terrible so i see why he would type that way
I actually enjoyed her and it takes real talent for a female or male stand up comedian to hold my attention. She actually had content in her routine that was original and her delivery was spot on.
@@canam5186 Do you think you're being progressive or something? Do all of these people think it's okay to think this way?
@@user-oy6hk1gn7l Actually it is just my opinion. Your comment actually makes no sense Who are all "these" people you are actually referring to. You should actually gain a sense of humor and stop judging the little stuff in life. Actually I think it's to late fore you sweetie pie.
She's right though, car sex is good for when you're not supposed to be doing it. Once you get your own place the car becomes a thing of the past.
That was one of the fastest and tightest 5 minute sets I have ever seen. Well done.
Oh God. I get it now. They've all been "the one."
Haven't met the one to set my car on fire.
Yet.
Hi, I'm Lin, I'd be glad to help you cross that off your bucket list. I have a tongue ring and a butterfly tattoo on my lower back. Please contact me for more -red- -flags- details.
@@lindzay5359Now that's a hall of fame level comment right there. Kudos.
SHE IS HILARIOUS LOLLL "as long as my picture is on the wall" lolol
Me : "I don't know why but Taylor gives me a 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' vibe."
Years later : Taylor says she's bipolar.
Me : "... Well I guess I wasn't entirely wrong !"
She has great pacing I love it she keeps up the momentum and doesn’t leave awkward silences
Personality, content, DELIVERY on point. She's good!
“4 if you’re Christian” - underrated
Hey it's the American doll girl.
"I wanna be the one. Positive or negative, doesn't matter as long as my picture is on the wall."
And this approach, gentlemen, is why it's so hard to find a non-shitty relationship. Because each one wants to be the one, and each one very quickly finds out it's much easier to be the one that set your car on fire.
"Hall of Fame or hall of shame, as long as my picture's in the wall."
I've been engaged twice. The first one dumped me a week before our wedding and I went on my honeymoon alone.
My second one cheated on me with her ex-boyfriend when we sent out our wedding invitations.
I lost my virginity in a car....
We might be a perfect match.
But wait if the first 2 story are true then you are still a virgin by default
Just don’t tell us Number Three hocked the engagement ring to pay her student loans... You are way too quick to get engaged obviously.
At least I have a car. Isn't that how pickup lines got started?
When your a teenager yeah ... lmao but rly past your 20s thats pretty bummy.. haha
😂😂😝😝
She should have held out for a 1977 4-door Chrysler Imperial. That's comfort.
No, they got started in pickup trucks.
1:07 She's not wrong. I get along with my ex-wife's family better than she does. And yeah, that's a handy wild card to have when you need to play it.
This is one of the best sets I've seen on a late night show in a long time. Girl killed it from start to finish. Bravo.
Quick, sharp and right on the money!!! Super comedian!!
"If you never had sex in a car before that means you've always had a place to bone".
That is a very optimistic view of the situation, Taylor.
"if I'm not your happy ending, I will be your turning point." 🤣