Can you beat Spore WITHOUT Evolving?

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  • @CommissarLORDBernn
    @CommissarLORDBernn 3 роки тому +15631

    The starting cell has a mouth, that means it can drink tea. There's no point in evolving further

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 роки тому +292

      Only yorkshire gold

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 3 роки тому +209

      This creature is a carnivore and tea is plant based.

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 3 роки тому +91

      hands optional.

    • @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733
      @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733 3 роки тому +55

      @@austinbutcher8106 good old regular Yorkshire is fine too

    • @curry_be_tasty5051
      @curry_be_tasty5051 3 роки тому +60

      It does need a hand for grabbing a cup of tea, what if it starts drinking out of the boston docks?

  • @animeprofilepicture7357
    @animeprofilepicture7357 3 роки тому +4485

    Spiff is singlehandedly keeping the stock photo industry alive

    • @iceteadoesart4920
      @iceteadoesart4920 3 роки тому +42

      well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies
      Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones

    • @lazer1036
      @lazer1036 2 роки тому +6

      And dark dom

    • @golden_potto
      @golden_potto 2 роки тому +4

      @@lazer1036 yeah dark dom too

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 2 роки тому +22

      I think he just screen shots the stock photos so he is not feeding those poor photographers 😂

    • @scyhte82
      @scyhte82 2 роки тому +10

      @@fenrirgg exactly! you can even see the watermarks left in all the pictures. 😂

  • @JackalDaWolf
    @JackalDaWolf 3 роки тому +2606

    This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!

    • @charliefoxtrot7862
      @charliefoxtrot7862 2 роки тому +95

      I was 100% not expecting Carl and was dying laughing

    • @KO_fruitality
      @KO_fruitality 2 роки тому +6

      Same tho ngl

    • @gooseygoose46673
      @gooseygoose46673 2 роки тому +4

      true

    • @hypo0072
      @hypo0072 2 роки тому +4

      Where was the chef!???!??!!!

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 2 роки тому +18

      @@hypo0072 The Tribal Chief. They're talking about the leader of the Mega Chads being an absolute spaz.

  • @Treeco44
    @Treeco44 3 роки тому +3677

    "tactical mating on the battlefield"
    War is changing.

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 3 роки тому +15

      sounds nice

    • @vincebradleysolante7895
      @vincebradleysolante7895 3 роки тому +110

      Love does bloom on a battlefield.

    • @nigelbardoe3771
      @nigelbardoe3771 3 роки тому +131

      War. War never cha... wait what?

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 роки тому +37

      If I want mating on a battlefield I just join my wife in bed.

    • @greyfaceofaxe
      @greyfaceofaxe 3 роки тому +10

      Now I want to find a game where it's canonical The basic game mechanics.
      Who has a link to a game like this?

  • @sidneysun5217
    @sidneysun5217 3 роки тому +7056

    "we're going to aim for the children because they'll be the easiest to impress and gain their trust" - Spiff 2021

    • @mumblerogre2455
      @mumblerogre2455 3 роки тому +712

      Spiffing Brit groomed me and here’s proof:

    • @killgoreslayer2171
      @killgoreslayer2171 3 роки тому +278

      Starting off with a great quote in 2021

    • @Diego-8842
      @Diego-8842 3 роки тому +60

      @@thespiffingbrit, honestly, you asked for it ! ^^

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 роки тому +122

      @@thespiffingbrit Your career as a youtuber might be over, but your career as a market(e)er is about to skyrocket!

    • @alyxriley
      @alyxriley 3 роки тому +32

      @@thespiffingbrit spiff are you taking advice from technoblade?

  • @Swirl_of_StarFire
    @Swirl_of_StarFire 3 роки тому +336

    Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry Рік тому +41

      I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it.
      But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that
      Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed

    • @ricardojanate
      @ricardojanate Рік тому +18

      @@THEJPIndustry I think it throwing it in the air and getting hit happens in all the animation, not just without arms

    • @77SBCR
      @77SBCR Рік тому +8

      Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 3 роки тому +1515

    "What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?" Yes, yes it is.

    • @andrewpojo1
      @andrewpojo1 3 роки тому +14

      I had two kancor swores while watching this and during the scene my body wanted to laugh and it hurt me badly because the swores;-;

    • @thegiantguy
      @thegiantguy 3 роки тому +9

      No, it's crash bandicoot 🤣😭

    • @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses
      @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses 3 роки тому +9

      No it's a hex bug

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 3 роки тому +4

      Havent heard that song in years

    • @generaldreagonlps6889
      @generaldreagonlps6889 3 роки тому

      @@scotcheggable Yeah. I heard it a month ago in some video I think but before that it was also years.

  • @ironscorpion5131
    @ironscorpion5131 3 роки тому +535

    The tribal chief was ahead of his time, the madlad was just practising interdimensional travel because his chad body was holding him back.

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 роки тому +2

      Why love I do say that tea-drinking chap has the spiffy of a good-old Brit

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 3 роки тому +5

      We did witness his powers of Astrokinesis, what with stretching himself from one location to another as a form of precognitive "safe" teleportation

    • @ThomasHermJr
      @ThomasHermJr 3 роки тому +4

      someone spiked his tea with bang energy, and he was trying his damnedest to stay in the corporeal realm

  • @donutman4020
    @donutman4020 3 роки тому +1601

    Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something

    • @Duffyboi
      @Duffyboi 2 роки тому +296

      I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin”
      Edit that is another year later:
      Apparently the achievement doesn’t exist, don’t believe the lies like I did lads.

    • @aceofspades588
      @aceofspades588 2 роки тому +17

      @@Duffyboi cool

    • @james911p
      @james911p 2 роки тому +15

      @@Duffyboi nice

    • @PenMaster9115
      @PenMaster9115 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah I think it is “Better than Darwin”

    • @snakeking-zo6mu
      @snakeking-zo6mu 2 роки тому +6

      @@Duffyboi Surprised to see a fellow Duffy on here.

  • @shanew899
    @shanew899 3 роки тому +710

    The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.

  • @Meganstaek
    @Meganstaek 3 роки тому +1369

    Carl Weezer just sliding into the frame, floating over the horizon had me crying of laughter. Spore really is the best game

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam 3 роки тому +10

      so good haha

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +32

      Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 роки тому +5

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

    • @volkanoza7502
      @volkanoza7502 3 роки тому +3

      The evolution in goes to of banana

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 3 роки тому +24

      @@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"

  • @SpruceX
    @SpruceX 3 роки тому +406

    Spiff: "Tactical mating on battlefield."
    Fallout series: "War... War-- does change."

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot 3 роки тому +2702

    Imagine that, a Brit's favorite game mode is the one where they loot and pillage the entire planet for it's resources.

  • @iancovert4094
    @iancovert4094 3 роки тому +695

    “Time to steal the world spice supply”
    - every Brit ever

  • @DeltaDubs89
    @DeltaDubs89 3 роки тому +358

    The horrifying, lumbering figure of crash approaching you as you try to escape had me laughing so hard.

  • @starsgt
    @starsgt 3 роки тому +2030

    Random Alien: "Your species are descendants of limbless space slugs"
    Spiffing Brit:

  • @jayst
    @jayst 3 роки тому +2146

    The floating Carl Weezer is far more terrifying than Crack Bandicocaine

    • @_onlyrackz_
      @_onlyrackz_ 3 роки тому +45

      I love this comment honestly

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 3 роки тому +96

      he is levitating to assert his dominance over the mega chads

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 3 роки тому +33

      how is it even in this game

    • @Doodeled
      @Doodeled 3 роки тому +25

      Aku Aku: Crash?
      Crash: I WANNA PAINT AUSTRALIA FLOURESCENT GREEN! **resumes snorting**

    • @pugchamp1795
      @pugchamp1795 3 роки тому +38

      @@someguywithatophat7599 spore has a cool "multiplayer" system where it connects your game with others to download their creations

  • @aidandavies4636
    @aidandavies4636 Рік тому +131

    Karl Weezer and Crash Bandicoot making the guest appearances I never knew I needed

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Рік тому +16

      To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.

    • @alicearaujo2030
      @alicearaujo2030 Рік тому +6

      and sonic

  • @tux1468
    @tux1468 3 роки тому +2664

    Yeah, Spore is definitely making it's comeback 12 years later.

    • @paulie1803
      @paulie1803 3 роки тому +134

      It never died

    • @ptr_does_music7042
      @ptr_does_music7042 3 роки тому +212

      For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships

    • @calebjohnson3537
      @calebjohnson3537 3 роки тому +113

      praying for spore 2

    • @Feorblack
      @Feorblack 3 роки тому +137

      Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!!
      That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.

    • @GuardiansCry
      @GuardiansCry 3 роки тому +76

      @@Feorblack This is why EA sucks, all they think about is the money they make and nothing else

  • @nebulousrascal
    @nebulousrascal 3 роки тому +641

    Brit doesn’t need to evolve, he’s already a flawless being

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 3 роки тому +88

      A perfectly balanced person with no exploits

    • @solchapeau6343
      @solchapeau6343 3 роки тому +8

      Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database."
      (This is meant to be funny, not mean.)

    • @abag1057
      @abag1057 3 роки тому

      But is he a flawless as the Queen?

    • @SlimIsHim
      @SlimIsHim 3 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit like all things should be.

    • @hiimyouraveragejoe1243
      @hiimyouraveragejoe1243 3 роки тому

      I
      agree

  • @Harczinger
    @Harczinger 3 роки тому +3209

    Spiff: Did you see this devs?! I beat the game without evolving!
    Devs hq:
    Dev 1: Someone beat the game without evolving.
    Dev 2: Why?

    • @thehound6268
      @thehound6268 2 роки тому +74

      That someone: funny

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 2 роки тому +202

      Dev 3: someone beat the game?

    • @washiro103
      @washiro103 2 роки тому +149

      Dev 4: Doesn't the brain have to evolve to get through the game?

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 2 роки тому +87

      Dev 5: For the achievement

    • @ToastedTobacco
      @ToastedTobacco 2 роки тому +40

      @@joelhoon1707 dev 6: yes

  • @GethOverlord
    @GethOverlord 3 роки тому +397

    This man literally took over the planet with the Spore equivalent of Jellyfish.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +29

      That's what I was thinking, but then I realized jellyfish at least bothered to evolve defensive stings.

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 3 роки тому +3

      Jellyfish are the ultimate chad animal

    • @МихаилРыбаков-ф6б
      @МихаилРыбаков-ф6б 3 роки тому +10

      Well, the creature had beak and eyes from the beginning, both evolutionary things very advanced compared to Jellyfish, especially eyes.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure jellyfish don't have brains...

    • @idkwhattonamemyself9046
      @idkwhattonamemyself9046 3 роки тому +1

      but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators

  • @hometownboy6537
    @hometownboy6537 3 роки тому +220

    When spiff says that his creation is perfect even before development, sounds a lot like Bethesda’s attitude to their games.

    • @christophershell7564
      @christophershell7564 3 роки тому +10

      Admittingly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 are pretty good, yet buggy, games. Fallout 76, not so much.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 3 роки тому +3

      It just works!

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 роки тому +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @VemorrFrantik
    @VemorrFrantik 2 роки тому +53

    I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.

  • @gurievgleb9123
    @gurievgleb9123 3 роки тому +664

    "Just eating food and not evolving whatsoever"
    Sounds familiar...

    • @lazzzlooo
      @lazzzlooo 3 роки тому +73

      Speak for yourself! I have now gained the ability to roll to the downstairs fridge!

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 роки тому +8

      T minus two weeks to an actual human for president.

    • @kratosorokai1546
      @kratosorokai1546 3 роки тому +7

      sounds like a american

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 3 роки тому +4

      @@kratosorokai1546 Yes because the most powerful nation on earth is unevolved...

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 роки тому +11

      @@mashedt8rs290 I think they were referring to the lizard people.

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 3 роки тому +199

    The best part about this game is that when it crashes after two hours I get reminded that it doesn't have autosave.

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 роки тому +11

      i would recommend running it on windows 7. it's much more stable

    • @synka5922
      @synka5922 3 роки тому +3

      after two hours I finished a run :p

    • @squiddle5193
      @squiddle5193 3 роки тому +10

      @@synka5922 not if you play the space stage legit...

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 3 роки тому

      I don't think I have had it crash.🤔

  • @potatofish7730
    @potatofish7730 2 роки тому +33

    The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension

  • @ajo8655
    @ajo8655 3 роки тому +686

    The fact that he didn't recognize Carl bc he's British was probably the best.

    • @Ludicollision
      @Ludicollision 3 роки тому +118

      Jimmy Neutron aired in England! He probably just never watched it. I definitely remember watching it as a kid.

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 роки тому +22

      Hes prolly just a bit too old to know it

    • @HiddenSunny
      @HiddenSunny 3 роки тому +20

      @@darksteelmenace595 Spiff is actually really young. 23, I think?

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 роки тому +28

      @@HiddenSunny he sounds like he's at least 30 xD

    • @drogenfeld
      @drogenfeld 3 роки тому +6

      ya gotta of meant bri'ish.

  • @willfrommel508
    @willfrommel508 3 роки тому +806

    "The game will apparently be released shortly after Star Citizen is complete"
    ow

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 3 роки тому +9

      It’s never coming

    • @smatchimo55
      @smatchimo55 3 роки тому +34

      ​@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy....
      but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.

    • @Rickbearcat
      @Rickbearcat 3 роки тому

      Owww, but true.

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 роки тому

      And after Cyberpunk works.

    • @Sneemaster
      @Sneemaster 3 роки тому +1

      Ouch but as a SC fan it could be true. Still optimistic either way! And for Half-life 3! Someday...

  • @noothcrazy9290
    @noothcrazy9290 3 роки тому +576

    Quote “They’re perfect!”
    Literally 15 minutes later “Weird, strange, leg-less abominations”

    • @simonblackwell3576
      @simonblackwell3576 2 роки тому +7

      9:15 smh, spiff implying that not having legs makes mega chad not perfect 😢

    • @jeffgoldblum7214
      @jeffgoldblum7214 2 роки тому +1

      Stuff can be two things

  • @FamusJamus
    @FamusJamus 3 роки тому +128

    Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy?
    Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 3 роки тому +3

      He didn't seat in any other species to

    • @DiogocsOliveira
      @DiogocsOliveira 3 роки тому +12

      You sir, are a man of culture! And I do hope you always carry a towel.

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 роки тому +9

      Well at least we don't have to panic
      DON'T PANIC!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 3 роки тому +3

      He also didn't evolve since crawling out of the primordial sludge, just like them!

    • @AlbertoRodriguezIII
      @AlbertoRodriguezIII 3 роки тому +2

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @BigSayer84
    @BigSayer84 3 роки тому +564

    "Come inside my belly" Isn't that the opening line to introduce yourself to the creator of Yorkshire Tea?

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 роки тому +6

      You are what you eat, so... probably.

    • @emilbotev3656
      @emilbotev3656 3 роки тому +18

      "Come inside my belly"- Spiff 2021

    • @haddib
      @haddib 3 роки тому +2

      @@emilbotev3656 This will be a cursed year.

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking 3 роки тому

      It's vulgar to talk about her majesty the queen, from who all good things spring, in such a base manner .

    • @Nikapocalypse
      @Nikapocalypse 3 роки тому +2

      Just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

  • @vampjager8586
    @vampjager8586 2 роки тому +51

    Megachad: 'gets stuck'
    Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature'
    Truly the most mega of Chad's

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 3 роки тому +387

    "A chaotic demon of death has arrived"
    You have it all wrong, that is the god of spore, Carl Wheezer.

    • @dahscreamingeagle3473
      @dahscreamingeagle3473 3 роки тому +2

      who's carl wheezer?

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 3 роки тому +7

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ever watched Jimmy Neutron?

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +8

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ivenever even watched jimmy neutron but Ik who he is still. Carl is a meme icon! How could you not know him?!

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 3 роки тому +7

      These two things are not mutually exclusive

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 роки тому +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @Daktangle
    @Daktangle 3 роки тому +227

    "Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 роки тому +11

      They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 3 роки тому +6

      Except they actually can sing and play instruments well.

  • @alexknows3461
    @alexknows3461 2 роки тому +39

    Carl Wheezer moment had me in awe, so majestically just gliding over his domain for he is the All-father

  • @Sithisine
    @Sithisine 3 роки тому +406

    There's even an achievement for this...

    • @Sithisine
      @Sithisine 3 роки тому +65

      @@thespiffingbrit yeah... when I did this playthrough the creature stage took about 10 hours to do lol

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 роки тому +10

      @@Sithisine Really? The only one I know of is for not using legs.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 3 роки тому +11

      @@Klekowksii basically just make jabba the hutt

    • @Sithisine
      @Sithisine 3 роки тому +7

      @@Klekowksii There are a lot of achievements in spore

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sithisine I know but I looked on the wiki and couldn't find it. It's called "Better than Darwin" or something, right?

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 3 роки тому +588

    Imagine calmly and happily living in your tribe when suddenly:
    *C H I L D*

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 3 роки тому +15

      argh i hate when that happens

    • @mechguardain5494
      @mechguardain5494 3 роки тому +56

      I too, hate when Carl comes down from the heavens and treats my people like anta

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus 3 роки тому +22

      That was an awesome UFO design. Some of the stuff people designed in the game.

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 роки тому +12

      @@mechguardain5494 at least someone here watched jimmy neutron...

  • @GoldPrince2468
    @GoldPrince2468 3 роки тому +1104

    Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?"
    Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!"
    Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!"
    Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 2 роки тому +20

      How does she plan to dunk on the kid?

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 2 роки тому +110

      @@llewelynshingler2173 That sounds like quitter talk coming from you.

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune 2 роки тому +26

      @@llewelynshingler2173 with anger

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions 2 роки тому +22

      Kid: ok.
      Dad: But that's not all.
      Kid: Why?
      Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right?
      Kid: right.
      Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads.
      It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again.
      But we didn't need something stupid like this.
      We survived millions of years without to get change.
      While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success.
      So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy.
      You are a chad like me and your mother.
      And now, have good dreams.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 2 роки тому +1

      @@llewelynshingler2173 Eye-blatter

  • @rptyr
    @rptyr 3 роки тому +91

    really should've opened up civ 5 when you "entered civilization" and smoothly transitioned into another video

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 3 роки тому +293

    Floating Carl is way too accurate. How the hell did that get in the game.

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam 3 роки тому +2

      lmaoo

    • @BarbarianGod
      @BarbarianGod 3 роки тому +84

      Probably a spaceship design? Occasionally aliens will come to your planet and abduct things

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 3 роки тому +42

      @@BarbarianGod YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IT IS A SPACESHIP CAUSE IT WAS FLOATING

    • @crazyhayden
      @crazyhayden 3 роки тому +7

      Spore uses images to create NPC’s, they used a picture of Carl wheeler and spore-ified it

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 3 роки тому +36

      @@crazyhayden no- some. Someone made it

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +239

    "Unlike other Spore creatures, this one is nightmare fuel"
    You're saying other Spore creatures _don't_ look like demons?

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 2 роки тому +25

      Spore creatures can look really cute depending on how you make them

    • @croakyvincent
      @croakyvincent Рік тому +1

      @@littenfire3563 true

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 3 роки тому +244

    Crack Bandicocaine cant hurt you, hes not real
    Crack Bandicocaine:

  • @deadsoldiertr
    @deadsoldiertr 3 роки тому +347

    "Oh, come inside my belly."
    - The Spiffing Brit

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 2 роки тому +16

    It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue

  • @aaronmorton5427
    @aaronmorton5427 3 роки тому +79

    "See there is a tiny tribe here but we need to steal their spice they are meant to have"
    spoken like a true brit

  • @fayept
    @fayept 3 роки тому +125

    "New study proves existence of creature that hasn't evolved in billions of years"

    • @azoniarnl3362
      @azoniarnl3362 3 роки тому +2

      You mean like cockroaches?

    • @AlfredEiji
      @AlfredEiji 3 роки тому +1

      Viruses

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 3 роки тому

      @@AlfredEiji viruses aren't living, much less creatures.

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 3 роки тому +7

      There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.

    • @CapnCorn304
      @CapnCorn304 3 роки тому +5

      @@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.

  • @howdthtfeelbro762
    @howdthtfeelbro762 3 роки тому +826

    I love all the things you can do in this game.
    When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology.
    After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.

    • @realvkurp5966
      @realvkurp5966 2 роки тому +162

      This sounds like the plot of a really twisted version of Star Wars

    • @procrastinathor4594
      @procrastinathor4594 2 роки тому +29

      Wasn't this in stargate?

    • @iamlorddems3859
      @iamlorddems3859 2 роки тому +1

      Our alien founders are like they need to cull themselves first

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 2 роки тому +9

      Sounds like what has happened to us. I'm convinced we're an inferior species just being toyed with by aliens like in your story.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 2 роки тому +5

      @@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.

  • @acidhydra101
    @acidhydra101 3 роки тому +28

    Can't believe Spiff encountered 「CARL WHEEZER, THE DEVOURER OF GODS」 in this video! 117/10, amazing job.

  • @mementomori7658
    @mementomori7658 3 роки тому +222

    Me: wait is that-
    Spiff: THE NUT
    Me:

  • @garrettvenn9022
    @garrettvenn9022 2 роки тому +88

    I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him.
    It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.

    • @loreleidreaming4403
      @loreleidreaming4403 2 роки тому

      as someone else also currently sick in bed, this part spurred a cough/laugh fit in me too 😂😩

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 роки тому +94

    *Normal creatures:* Walking.
    *The Mega Chad:* E X T E N D B O D Y

  • @cwinship
    @cwinship 3 роки тому +343

    Y'all ever wonder what Brit's search history looks like after finding all these stock images?

    • @randomaccount8020
      @randomaccount8020 3 роки тому +31

      What is *your* search history? What did you search to get that pfp???

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship 3 роки тому +40

      That is an excellent question and an even more excellent response.

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 роки тому +1

      @@cwinship Vincent, prison didn't do you too well...

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship 3 роки тому +2

      @@quuaaarrrk8056 *Leo, and my long nose gives me an aerodynamic advantage so it's okay

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 роки тому +1

      @@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?

  • @contocake1035
    @contocake1035 3 роки тому +80

    To be honest spore has great potential and should have a new dlc or remake

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 2 роки тому +28

      Preferably without EA being involved at all

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 2 роки тому +1

      still in early development, but

    • @rolands97
      @rolands97 2 роки тому +3

      @@Lilll3 but WHAT?

    • @qoxgnsuch1997
      @qoxgnsuch1997 11 місяців тому

      @@rolands97 THRIVE, a beta game supposed to be the successor to spore

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 3 роки тому +97

    I have one word to say about that large orange creature: "WOAH!"

  • @sirdragon6860
    @sirdragon6860 3 роки тому +136

    Well yes, there's even an achievement for that called "take that darwin"

    • @NagaDarmag
      @NagaDarmag 3 роки тому +29

      Also "slugger" for the no legs.

    • @martinpachu7125
      @martinpachu7125 3 роки тому +3

      dude literally didnt evolve just to flip off a human dude,absolute legend

  • @thunderbolt294
    @thunderbolt294 3 роки тому +31

    With Spiff's magnificent narration I almost forgot that this wasn't the Discovery Channel.

  • @Would131
    @Would131 3 роки тому +196

    "Come (sic) inside my belly." - Spiff
    It's on record.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 3 роки тому +12

      The parts about getting his belly are also on record. The vore crowd will keep that one on their sound board.

    • @aidankelly4952
      @aidankelly4952 3 роки тому +12

      @@lemeres2478 I love the implication that there's a vore crowd that have a soundboard of vore-related sound effects to play

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 3 роки тому

      @@aidankelly4952 yes

  • @teph1256
    @teph1256 3 роки тому +46

    You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 3 роки тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit don't forget good old crash Bandicocaine

  • @victorfinberg8595
    @victorfinberg8595 Рік тому +36

    i love the combination of cheese, running monologue, and incredible positive energy, no matter how bad the game outcome is

  • @Various_forms_of_Doormamu
    @Various_forms_of_Doormamu 3 роки тому +126

    Wait a minute... this isn’t mittensquad... this is the spiffing Brit.

  • @playerunknown9448
    @playerunknown9448 3 роки тому +172

    Spiff again proving that he never dissapoints.

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour 2 роки тому +13

    "The game will be released shortly after Star Citizen is fully complete."
    Well played Spiff, I tip my hat to you

  • @deathocats
    @deathocats 3 роки тому +148

    "the most perfect being ever"
    ... Tea-anu Keeves?

    • @tempusaeturnum920
      @tempusaeturnum920 3 роки тому +17

      Tea-anu Leeves

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 роки тому +1

      Yorkshire Tea-anu Leeves Gold

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 3 роки тому

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 роки тому +1

      @@billionai4871 All the while enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea gold

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 3 роки тому

      No...
      Tea-Our-New Leaves

  • @Twelth
    @Twelth 3 роки тому +56

    "not all of us are perfect"
    But isn't mega Chad already perfect?

  • @midwinterhunt
    @midwinterhunt 3 роки тому +17

    when you say "Mega Chad" too quickly it sounds like "Maggot Chan" and honestly both names are completely accurate

  • @nicazer
    @nicazer 3 роки тому +95

    spiff: *trade monster with a monopoly on the universe*
    also spiff: *makes me cry from wholesomeness*

  • @NightSpark11569
    @NightSpark11569 3 роки тому +64

    Spore: I'm going to befriend this potato with eyes. oh my brain grew I'm going to eat you now

  • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
    @SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 роки тому +27

    Spiff makes the same tactical movements I make in ark when I see a raptor on a mount that I can be pounced off of
    Turn away and keep moving

  • @TesseraktGaming
    @TesseraktGaming 3 роки тому +9

    I loved how this video ended. So wholesome. Also shout out to Carl from Jimmy Neutron at 17:24. I really wish Spiff knew about Carl and all the crazy memes he's spawned.

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 роки тому +91

    «The chad has grown a brain! My goodness I thought the day would never come.» That’s one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.

  • @AzzyTheGreat
    @AzzyTheGreat 3 роки тому +48

    Spiffing Brit makes niceness and warmth seem completely non-pandering, and I love how everything he says just sounds like a big hug.

  • @Lankycaptain
    @Lankycaptain 3 роки тому +213

    Questions like this must be answered and our glorious Tea leader is here to spread knowledge.

  • @ToonedMinecraft
    @ToonedMinecraft 3 роки тому +16

    I love that the Mega Chad was too slow with walking, so instead it chose a quantum existence and zips its way through the world.

  • @turma8eac
    @turma8eac 3 роки тому +43

    You know you are in a good planet when there is sonic, crash bandicoot and jimmy neutron characters as epic monsters

  • @TheSunshrine
    @TheSunshrine 3 роки тому +33

    The flying character was Carl Weezer from the childrens show Jimmy Neutron

  • @rofenom8496
    @rofenom8496 3 роки тому +25

    17:39 that's an ufo, they sometimes spawn in the tribal stage

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 2 роки тому +7

    I cried in fear seeing Carl weazer at 17:23 just floating over the horizon! Bow down to your creator

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 3 роки тому +18

    I see Carl in the background and all I can think of is "Hey Jimmy!!!" in his voice as loud as a fog horn

    • @kanyesouth1243
      @kanyesouth1243 3 роки тому +1

      Now I'm think of Jimmy neutron looking into the sky to see a giant tposing carl wheezer.

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 3 роки тому +22

    19:03 “Sir, a large object is coming out of Hyperspace!”

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 3 роки тому +9

    An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 3 роки тому +343

    Just like real life British people, you start straight off as an invasive species. XD

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 3 роки тому +8

      you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 3 роки тому +12

      An invasive species that won due to being more advanced, same with the French, the Germans, the Americans, and sometimes the Russians

    • @DarksiderDarmoset
      @DarksiderDarmoset 3 роки тому +15

      @@AmericanCaesarian Not being more advanced, but rather prioritizing weapons and violence over the needs of their own people.

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 3 роки тому

      @@AmericanCaesarian hell yeah brother

    • @paulsween628
      @paulsween628 3 роки тому

      BRUH

  • @waaaaaaaspooky
    @waaaaaaaspooky 3 роки тому +60

    You can't be the perfect being when carl wheezus is around

  • @aawinberry
    @aawinberry 2 роки тому +35

    "Because trust me, If these little guys can get to space, what you can manage, is going to be absolutely terrifying." - My new get motivated quote

  • @cookiecakeeater6340
    @cookiecakeeater6340 3 роки тому +57

    But there’s an achievement if you beat the entire game without evolving so you should’ve gone to the center of the galaxy

    • @jasonlynch282
      @jasonlynch282 3 роки тому +9

      Never realized the game had an actual end. Just logged off after getting bored exterminating planets of supporting life. Also only playing 1 spaceship for my empire was so cringey.

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 роки тому +6

      @@jasonlynch282 bruh where are your allies?get 3 atleast lmao

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking 3 роки тому +5

      @@jasonlynch282 I always played the space age as the line explorer and emissary of my species, not in charge of it or anything but pushing to the galactic centre and introducing them to new planets so I was fine with the single ship, plus you get allies.
      But yes, there's an end of sorts and it takes fucking forever to do it (space be big and the galaxy gets brutal towards the centre, evil fuckin aliens) but eventually it happens. I was super pumped when I did it as a kid, took weeks

  • @LordShadowGizar
    @LordShadowGizar 3 роки тому +71

    poor mega Chad faild his quest at the moment he evolved a brain... :(

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 3 роки тому +5

      He didn't evolve it. He just grew it by eating and singing. Like gaining weight, but the weight can make thoughts and more convincing songs

    • @firdanharbima6997
      @firdanharbima6997 3 роки тому +3

      @@paulelderson934 and quite possibly telepathy

  • @SubwaySweden
    @SubwaySweden 3 роки тому +23

    That seems perfectly logical.... I have seen a lot of people complete life IRL without evolving at all

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae 2 роки тому +3

      UNDERRATED COMMENT, this shit is hilarious!😂

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 3 роки тому +6

    That Crash Bandicoot is legitimately the stuff of nightmares.

  • @timothykurdt7645
    @timothykurdt7645 3 роки тому +89

    "CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" -Some Llama with a hat

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 роки тому +14

    Ah yes, Spiff with a game where most of the point is the character creator

  • @stoneprevious4294
    @stoneprevious4294 3 роки тому +10

    I found the Crash funny but was not expecting a floating Carl.

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 3 роки тому +12

    Evolution's strongest weapon:
    Waddling.

  • @rupert_1491
    @rupert_1491 Рік тому +12

    No one gonna talk about the "drill" on the purple thing

  • @ThatGuyNyan
    @ThatGuyNyan 3 роки тому +7

    You gotta apreciate the amount of time he spent restarting worlds until he found a green land, blue water planet

  • @AdmiralNMR
    @AdmiralNMR 3 роки тому +138

    "that's some intense nuttage right there, and wow, he's collapsed". That's not a Spore creature that's just my pet rabbit.

  • @Sir_Sectrix
    @Sir_Sectrix Рік тому +3

    Challenge: exists
    Darwinism: *gone. Reduced to atoms*

  • @TenguTie
    @TenguTie 3 роки тому +69

    I wasn't aware Spiff was physically capable of saying "Not my cup of tea".

    • @VeryEvilGM
      @VeryEvilGM 3 роки тому +12

      That's when he sees cup of coffee.

    • @quincyking010
      @quincyking010 3 роки тому +18

      He won't steal someone else's cup of tea that would just be wrong

    • @VeryEvilGM
      @VeryEvilGM 3 роки тому +5

      @@quincyking010
      I can imagine someone asking if he wants tea, and then they bring coffee. This is when he says: That's not my cup of tea.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +2

      It was clearly mixed with coffee.

    • @panpaletkalg2550
      @panpaletkalg2550 3 роки тому +3

      he's just implying that the said cup of tea will belong to him in the future

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 2 роки тому +8

    Calling sex “tactical mating” is the funniest shit ever

  • @PHOTOSYNTHH
    @PHOTOSYNTHH 3 роки тому +7

    Man, this is one of the most iconic games. I feel like the graphics are still kinda up ro date for some reason