Solving Climate Change with Nuclear Weapons
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2023
- I love Democracy.
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Music Used:
Going Going Gone Part 1 by SonicPicnic | sonicpicnic.bandcamp.com/albu... | (Starts at 0:05)
The Outskirts of Humanity | Starcraft 2 | (Starts at 0:40 / 0:50)
Earth Song | Age of Wonders 2 | (Starts at 3:20)
Terran 3 | Starcraft Brood War | (Starts at 5:30)
T Station | Age of Empires 2 | (Starts at 8:00)
Build 02 | The Sims 2 | (Starts at 9:25)
The Banquet | Crusader Kings 3 | (Starts at 10:45)
Rise by Makeup and Vanity Set (Starts at 12:00)
Graze the Roof (Starts at 14:05)
The Atomic Era (Hungary) by Roland Rizzo and Phil Boucher | Civilization 6 | (Starts at 15:15)
Terran One | Starcraft Brood War | (Starts at 16:50)
Cruisn by Tokoyo Rose (Starts at 19:40)
Night Ride by Domido | domido.bandcamp.com/track/nig... | (Starts at 21:15)
United States of America National Anthem by the US Army Band (GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY) | (Starts at 22:40)
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Peace was never an option
It was the tarp covering the tank
@@metaleater730 More like the wet McDonalds napkin covering the tank
No, peace was the only option. The way there was just so peaceful there was an integer overflow.
@@tamsih1290 Nuclear Gandhi!
@@KarKenon it also fixes animal cruelty! No more unethical treatment of elephants!
"go on, denounce me. You can't unsink the Hague!" needs to be a warchant
Can't be tried in the Hague if there is no Hague.
@@Elitex62 actual federal law btw
As a dutch person how works in the Hague this is terrifying
Denounce me all you want, nothing will unsink the Civ6 Hague *comically devious grin*
@@MichaelOfCainhurstwait does that actually work
Without the Hague, The Geneva Suggestions are no more?
Theodore Roosevelt was a huge environmentalist and made the foundations of the American park system, so seeing him as the agent of environmental destruction is quite ironic
Pretty much the reason our National Parks are so awesome!
Hes taking it back
He’s like nuclear Gandhi a force for peace
He wasn't an environmentalist in the modern sense. He didn't want us to run out of lumber, so he set aside areas to be preserved for an indefinite "later."
@@CiaranMaxwell That’s a decent motivation, preserving natural resources like that. Plus, he loved hunting and exploring nature, so no doubt he wanted to preserve that as well
“Ethiopia was afraid our cities were too close…they were on the other side of the planet”
As an Ethiopian, totally understand this mindset
Eh, at least you guys won vs Italy
@@user-uc5pc1si3w And then Italians came back once again and won (sort of). So yeah, certainly a mindset i can relate to.
italians having ptsd
Considering how the rest of the world treated Ethiopia… understandable
Kleaper: *Destroys the economy forever, betrays allies, doesn't build his army out, yet still manages to outsmart his enemies, friends and own citizens*
Others: "You are the worst ruler I've ever heard of"
Kleaper: "But you have heard of me"
hitler but smart
For some people, there's no difference between fame and infamy.
Hey, I get that reference!
Sythor: huh neat
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth whats that and reputation
This man’s either going to blow up on UA-cam or just blow up UA-cam
Both…both is good
why choose when he can simple do both. first get the credit, then nuke it out of existance. there problem solved XD
@@KleinesStein pootis
I think we all know which one ;)
Probably the latter
"Competition? In my free market???" Has to be one of the greatest lines ever written lmfao
Competition? In my free market??? It's less likely than you think
That "breachable and submersive" joke May be your best one yet
Legit, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who caught that.
That one got a very unexpected chuckle out of me.
yea
I was half expecting him to make an Oppenheimer joke like “ I am become death destroyer of worlds” for contex Oppenheimer was the first person to split the atom and created the first nuke and he said this the first time he detonated the nuke
@@onthespotrandomness5341NO WAY I DIDNT KNOW THAT!
We need more diplomats like you in our world
we do, they are called "presidents"
Ikr? His blunt truthfulness was refreshing.
We wouldn't have a world for much longer.
@@SuperBadadan not like we're going to anyways.
@@secretnya eh doesn’t matter
Ah yes the true American experience, spreading the science of nuclear fission one small Japanese neighberhood at a time
Solving obesity the American way, one Fat Boy at a time 😇
Japan: america wtf
America: don’t worry I’m trying to make a portable sun
And helping the ocean take back what was ite
@@jonaza2105 HERESY!. the fat body is the most perfect of ALL.
@@epicsans6601I
Wait, what? How?
The """context""" tag just makes this ten times better. So glad UA-cam is here to warn us about the dangers of climate change in video games, I wouldn't want to lose any of my city tiles.
Also, interesting that in a video containing human rights violations, war crimes, and nuclear holocost, they decided to pin a warning label about the weather. 👌
Makes sense to me
Human rights violations, war crimes, nuclear holocaust? No such thing when you are winning
Checks out
It’s because Climate Change has conspiracy theories whereas the others mostly don’t
Weird I got one about the United Nations on this video.
“I don’t care about winning. I care about everyone else losing.”
Put that on a shirt
Me in UNO
Ah it’s good to have another video of yours :)
You’re genuinely of my favorite creators
I have been endlessly rewatching your Warhammer 3 videos and some of your Rimworld ones :)
Thank you again for all that you do
Oh yes, I literally do the same xD
all the warcrimes aside, the most American thing you did in this video was treat all the Scandinavian countries as interchangeable
Um Scandinavia is a country
Finland England and Norway are just states like Chicago or California
As a Dutch person I kinda feel violated by Kleaper's deeds, but the sheer majesty of this video also kinda makes up for it
Ons zinken maakt ons alleen maar sterker.
“You can’t unsink land”
The Dutch: “hold my Hertog-Jan”
En sterker zullen we zijn.
We worden alleen maar sterker
Dutchies assemble 😂
The fact that you called Norway as _anything_ but Norway is what sends me
Most Civilization yt I saw was just "how fast can you win?" But this was purely narrative driven and I love it! So entertaining 🎉
Kleaper: "Which Im pretty sure is in Norway"
Also Kleaper: "I'm not ready to go to war with the Swedes just yet"
ALSO Kleaper: "With the help of our Finnish friends"
ALSO KLEAPER: "I denounced the Danish people"
*Confusing Confused Confusion
He's cosplaying Americans after all
Basically the “truth, justice, and the American way”
@@e-money9251 The Serbian people live in the state of Argentina, which borders Bangladesh, which is located in the country of Africa
Just the intro alone was so funny. It really feels like you improve with every video!
“The fundamental question of the human race: “How can we hurt the people we don’t like even more?””
Its sad how true this is.
I'm worried about the results of you and Let's Game It Out meeting... They would be terrifying, and beautiful.
Indeed god have mercy because they certainly won’t
Together they would accomplish great things. Terrible, yes. But great
One has an absurdly amount of patience and an ungodly amount of power of will , the other has a mind I wish no one could ever see inside for his own sanity
@@thechosenone8288 So both?
@?????????????????????? yeah, pretty much
Punished Roosevelt: After realizing National Parks alone won't save the enviroment, he decides the only way to save the Earth... is to destroy it.
Greenpeace in a nutshell
This reads like a Warhammer 40k version of fictionalized American history; I've never felt more patriotic.
wish he would do every faction in warhammer. doubt he will tho. or make us wait years.
@@shawnfoogle920I mean... there's a lot of factions in warhammer
This is literally Warhammer Fantasy I think
This is Civ. WHF is his Total War Warhammer videos@@blacktemplar1139
"with a moral compass more incinerated than the sacrifices" is such a brilliant sentence
Modern problems require modern solutions
I swear... this man creates his own faction in every game.
Yes. And that faction is almost always him being a walking warcrime.
@@setster007 how can it be warcrimes if there's nobody leftover to call him out?
@@setster007 hes not the only one, lets game it out does the same ane violates every human right by doing 😂😂
@@LeroxYT Spiffing Brit does it too! Lots of UA-camrs do it. Warcrimes get views.
@@setster007 yeah but sadly i cant show my irl from middle east i could recreate them in Minecraft buuut well
Shhhhh quiet it you want to lif-
"BOOM" FBI OPEN UP!!!
The fact that there is a context and awareness section about climate change from UA-cam underneath your video is absolutely killing me 😭
You can't stand trial for war crimes at Hague if there is no Hague
This video was peaceful for about 2.5 secs which is a record for the grim kleaper
Gotta love how the nordics change name all the time😂. Love from Finland❤
Perkele?
Love from norway
Denway? Finnmark? Norland? Iceweden?
@@brdfggh5529 Skyrim.
"you can never go wrong if there is nobody to disagree" that"s genius
“Only a few years later Boston rebelled into a free city.”
Wow. That’s surprisingly on brand for Boston.
On another note, love the strategy game vids Grim. You make what some would consider to be a boring genre of games really fun to watch. Your Warhammer vids are especially funny. Keep up the great work.
“McDonalds bless America.” - some drowning serf milking his also drowning cow
Destroying the earth to the point of basically sending it back to the cambrian is the most ballsy move ever
My favorite part of this whole thing is the complete nonchalance and confidence that Kleaper both announces his crimes against (digital) humanity and somehow still makes it a pretty decent historical political commentary at the same time. Someday, this will be an AP US History text lol
Sometimes I worry about the intrusive thoughts I have and the way my brain works.
But then I watch a Kleaper video and it reminds me that there's always a more unhinged individual out there. 😌
There's always that one guy with an answer to every question but have you heard about a man with a single answer for every question.... weapons, of.. crippling smog
its a good day when the grim kleaper uploads
I also choose Righteousness when dealing with the Dutch
I think this is the greatest video I have watched all year. I'm in a very dark moment right now, and yet you've managed to make me laugh and smile.
Keep going and don't give up, when you realize, you will find yourself at the other side of the abyss, safe and sound. Best of luck!
“Fighting a touch enemy of unarmed civilians?” We completely understand. *Drops nuke* “They were coming right for you.” Has to be the best part of this
This is literally my comedy at it's peak I'm super keen to see more now that you're a full time...."peacekeeper"
Breachable and submersive killed me.
love how you had basically already won halfway through the video but kept going just to make the world as uninhabitable as possivle
Ok all I’m saying I wanna see a collab with Reggie and grim kleaper but they have to compete against each other
who would win tho
@@phiranhaplant9260 that’s the thing idk
reggie would have some master plan that fails in 0.87 seconds and kleaper would do absolutely nothing until the last minute
They did collab, it's called his Barotrauma video
@@arcanistthesonofianite249 thus a completion game where their direct rivals not horrible teammates
"Oh my sweet summer child, you will work in a volcano" the way you said that is so funny.
"We could finally break the stalemate with Finland, even as their navy rolled up to the scene- it did nothing. Because it was a navy-"
Lmao I am loving this video
The true power of faith in CIV game is unknown to this man
“I love democracy”
-palpatine
democracy? wtf is that
@@LadyMorriganidk
"I have to choose between Peace and Righteousness.. I choose Righteousness."
"Gentlemen, We have bombs and not just any bombs. Diplomatic Rejection Bombs."
i actually love the faith minigame. Its just so satisfying when you fully convert the AI simply because they just get so mad at you for doing it
"Which preceded our discovery of something that would doom human civilization:Government"
One of the best jokes I've ever heard.
This video must be taught to all new diplomats so they can build a bright future for us.
"is somewhere in norway"
"Starting war with sweden"
"Our Finnish friend"
"Denmark"
Yes yes
The real irony is that Theodore Roosevelt is someone who would have absolutely detested global warming over anything else, he was the one who spearheaded the creation of national parks.
I love the irony of Teddy Rosevelt destroying the environment when he was actually a nature loving guy who fought big oil companies and created the first national park in the US.
Love the Wings of Liberty soundtrack playing in the backgrounnd
Very nostalgic
"Owning shit in Detroit"
Church from red vs blue: Wait thats illegal
The Warcraft Terran theme song was a good touch, even just for a part.
Never seen anything about this game and understand little to nothing about what’s happening but that doesn’t matter when there’s commentary GOLD throughout the entire video
No matter how much I watch this video it maintains it’s special, relatable charm.
Kleaper, whatever you do, don't leave us. Please. PLEASE! you are the best gaming youtuber at this age and if anyone tries to cancel you, we will have your back with pitchforks and common sense
I love how theodore Roosevelt was a president who loved the environment. Hes ROLLING in his grave
As an American, this has never made me prouder. Thank you Kleaper.
Seeing a video about him always gets me jumping in the seat
Once again a video that physically cannot disappoint to make my day better
He is so good,… in destroying everything why aren’t there more like him
most youtubers: we need to save the world from pollution! the grim kleaper: lets pollute everything for literally no reason.
Excellent video. Good editing, great narration and storytelling, well done!
It’s strange, teddy was always wanting to do something about our environment.
That Starcraft 1 Terran music in the background definitely make it all much better 😂. Great video!
His war crimes were so bad that UA-cam needed context😂😂😂 love the vids btw
That thumbnail is incredible my guy, keep it up!
"breachable and submersive" Thanks! I hate it LMAO
Y'know, I was just thinking "y'know, I love the Spiffing Brit, UberDanger, and GrayStillPlays from 2018, but if only there was a UA-camr who could take the best of all three of them." And then the algorithm delivers. God bless you sir.
I live in United States of America and I’m eating McDonald’s right now watching this video 😂
The best part about this is UA-cam has to add a disclaimer explaining Climate Change
“No matter how hard you try, you can’t unsink The Hauge”
Don’t threaten them with a good time.
This is the first vid I've seen of yours, and it rocks! Time to check out the backlog
I love all of your content, even though you only have a few warhammer ones (my favorites) I will forever enjoy seeing you torture in-game people's lives. Keep up the good work!
I like that the UA-cam bots can’t tell the difference between talking about climate change in a game or talking about real life climate change so they add that “context”.
I love this dudes videos so much. Keep up the amazing work!
The editing on this video is truly top teir.
AYOOOOOO no way you got Vilnius!!! it's my country's capiatal city! (lithuania)
I can only imagine the time and effort that goes into making these videos
"Speak Softly and Nuke everything." - Teddy Roosevelt, probably
Kleaper, you know you’ve done good when UA-cam themselves have to leave a note talking about climate change
Ok the bit at 11:52 gave me a good chuckle 😂
Thank you UA-cam for posting a fact check on this video. It was truly needed.
You know the video's gonna be good when UA-cam puts a context banner on the video with an actual United Nations official website link.
I learned more about planetary destruction from this video than all of the climate seminars put together. All Hail Kleaper!
I dont know how you do it, but you can make any game look entertaining.
This video is perfect and there is no one in the world that can convince me not to make it a reality. I shall take matters into my own hands
I love that you're using Starcraft music, it makes me so happy ^^
The UN putting context on Grims video feels like an achievment
civ is unironically the only game that makes me consider diplomacy first
This is the first video I've seen of you and it's on one of my favourite games too and I have to say, you're hilarious
Oh my, you have a LOT of fun times ahead of you. He breaks Total Warhammer a lot, too.
@@SympleSymon I'll make sure to check it out! Just came across his channel because he wanted to use one of my songs and now I'm hooked hahaha
I’ve watched you since you just had 10k keep growing!
Thanks for the support my dude
Brings a tear to my eye.
We want more total war hammerrrr