Making the FASTEST Creature in Spore.
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- I need to go fast! Urgently. And as with all problems I have to overcome in my life, my first port of call is the 2008 life simulation game Spore. Using it's advanced video game features such as: "a character creator" and "stats" I may just be able to speed run my way to victory in the Olympic relay race I accidentally entered a team into, despite having nobody to compete with.
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“It’s like a Ferrari with legs and- Oh. No. Wait. Hang on. He’s run out of energy,” is unironically a perfect group of sentences to describe how a cheetah functions.
Meanwhile cheetah, that is too tired to do anything after short run: (they are unironically sick from overheating after each full-speed run)
literally lol
cheetahs are really stupid actually.
When Lions want to kill cheetahs, they will simply keep walking towards them until the cheetahs are too exhausted to keep running.
@@BabyEater Sounds like every horror movie killer ever haha
The sight of dozens of poachers cresting over the hill in pursuit is both hilarious and uniquely terrifying. RIP the abomination relay team
“Thank goodness we have such a lovely carpet of barrels to land on- OH 😰”
"He's DEAD! 😨"
“How did that happen?!”
@@TheEmeraldSloth "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!"
-heavy tf2, probably
@@TheEmeraldSloth "Note to self: Never use explosive barrels to break fall"
Considering how fast wings can be in Spore, this feels a lot like where people think of Cheetas as the fastest despite all the birds that drastically outclass them.
cheetahs arent even the fastest mammals. a bat's flight speed is nothing to scoff at.
@@dane1382And then the faster flyers going a casual 60mph over an extended period, or the peregrine falcon going 200mph straight into a smaller bird acting like a bullet.
@@dane1382 actually birds are not mammals
@@alfredopalomares7624 Bats are not birds
@@alfredopalomares7624 Did you even read what the comment said?
the bog boy expanded universe is the most epic thing ever
TRUE 🤣
If Mr Pinchy was an artist would he be called da Pinchy?
YES
@@airy214 how crabinarto da pinchy?
@@mortireco Y̶̯͉̻͍̮̗͙̙͉̳̟̦͖̅̅͐Ê̴̢̖̰͕̜͔̻͇͂͜S̴̢̘̬̘̹͚̟̙̞̍̀̋͗̀͐̏̓͑͒̈́̋̀͠͝
Maybe, except Da Vinci was NOT his actual name.
"Da Vinci" basically just meant where he was from.
@@Diablo_Himself Cool😁
“Your just a leopard from Poundland”
You hurt the cheetahs feewings!!
you heartless monster
DISGUSTING
Noooo, he is from cheetahville 😭😭😭😭😭
I’m reporting this comment for harassment
I like how sometimes the creatures just bluescreen for a few seconds
A tragic end to a thrilling story of science, hubris and athletic might. Rest In Peace bogboy’s relay team 😔
“And into the ball pit because I thought it would be funny” good reasoning
bogboy: I challenge you to find anything that can even remotely beat this thing in a race.
me: *knows that sonic can cook a chicken with slaps in less than a blink*
nice
"and i have no friends"
*Instantly hooked and hyper focusing on the video*
Hey this guy sounds like the guy who does Wii sports baseball anime and is friends with well known criminal and escapist expert G I A N T B R A I N
Huh, weird, he does
I think you two should rewatch those vids and roll perception on those vids and see if some things are the same on this video and those
Giant who?
and also like the guy who made a war between pears and whelks and bananas
This is the first video I’ve seen of this creator and game. No idea what just happened, but appreciate the chaos
0:02 "maurice"
Tysm I was looking for this and didn't want to go through the whole video for it!!😅
I love when people call him by his real name
"unfortuantelly mr.pinchy got bored and completely ignored the race"
the way the cheetah's torso is just completely motionless but the legs move with just such speed takes me out everytime
Damn that last creature did NOT skip leg day 💀
yeah, mr pinchy was fast
It would have been faster if he gave the creature 9 legs instead of 2
@@macalisteryoung8830 the 2 legs creature run faster tho
@@ADHDGUY-qm5nf Legs don't matter, only the stats
@@harrien0007That wouldn't make any sense, because they are suspended in air for longer
As an American "leopard from pound land" sounds like a compliment.
I actually cried when Mr Pinchy showed up, and followed my such an emotional death, chilling stuff.
So the carcinisation theory is true! Mr. Pinchy is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! Move aside Shadow the Hedgehog!
I'm so happy that this game isn't completely forgotten and there's still a channel that makes good SPORE content. I loved this game so much as a kid and spent countless hours playing it. Good times
Mr. Bogboy, Where does this fit in the Fruitius Maxiums Timeline?
It ties in to the tiny elephants timeline, and that ties in to fruitius maximus.
@@fuecOHKO yes but at what time?
@@fuecOHKO am I to assume this is the latest installment?
@@Idk_________ before peter the penguin was first mentioned
He will find a way
This video came at the perfect time, I had a dream that a friend was playing Spore last night and I almost cried because I didn't have the game
"You're just a leopard from Poundland"
(I'm American, we don't actually have that here, we have dollar stores)
nobody cares that ur american
Same difference
Bro the little inferno music at the end was the cherry on top
*RUNNIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥*
*rolling
0:17 seeing a banana and pear move like that gave me a good chuckle. thank you good sir
Spore will forever be the best gimmick game.
first 20 seconds and the video is already so relatable! i, too, have no friends! MarshMan truly is a master of entertainment!
I'm concerned about the scientific value of your testing process.
For starters, you begin with the tomato being faster than the cheetah. But when you create the millipede, you race it against the cheetah, and declare it the fastest, despite not testing it against the current record holder, which would be the tomato. Then you test the millipede against the spaghetti monster. Then bigfeet against the cheetah again, even though it's the slowest creature. The lack of consistency makes it impossible to gauge any of these creatures speeds relative to one another.
In the end, Mr. Pinchy is declared the fastest despite not being tested at all, and in fact, in the end does not appear to be faster than the other test subjects in the field test 13:45.
I know it's a comedy video, but all of this genuinely did kinda make me wish it was taken a little more seriously, yeah.
Please continue making spore vids! They are so good!
meanwhile me as a child making a murder machine with any creature i made because i loved the creature stage so much i gave it everything that was the best possible stats:
EVERYONE WAKE UP!!! NEW BOGBOY SPORE VIDEO!!11!!!!!!1
wait until this man learns about pause boosting
I am not a sad/depressed person, but your videos bring some type of innocent joy that sometimes is forgotten by us as we get to our 30s. Thank you!
Finally more spore stuff that’s why I subbed I really like your spore lore
give my other stuff a chance there's plenty more lore to be found :)
@@BogBoyOfficial true I have to admit giant Brian’s story is pretty darn fun officer officer is probably the best cop supervillain out there also good job making the return of Mr pinchy
If you like the Spore stuff, I highly recommend the Sims and Wii Sports videos. Honestly, the Wii Sports videos rival the Spore videos for my favorites on the channel.
@@Yzarro Hrm I may give it a shot
@@BogBoyOfficialafter watching this s.o.t.s ( Stoke On Trent Steamers) certified video, I have but one, simple request; on your next spore video, WIPE OUT THE POACHERS. EVERY. LAST. ONE. OF. THEM. Mr pinchy didn't deserve such a cruel fate like this after saving the universe from the whelks, right after his own merchandise dropped, no less! Please avenge mr.pinchy, if you do, you will receive one more subscriber for your next milestone as an Awesome UA-camr!
I love these spore videos
Loved the video as always! I'm so mad at those freaking poachers though!!!! D:
How DARE they tbh
Fast creatures, and I would like to see the Disney winnie the pooh tribe spore video.
I remember my computer having an aneurysm when I tried to walk with a creature that was just a ball with a single leg starting from the top of its head and wrapping around its body before reaching the ground
I wonder… the most twisted spore creature with the most twisted up body with zigzags, loops, curves, corners, and all the bunch.
A creature with the most arms and legs, or the longest neck, the largest mouth, etc.
“He never skipped leg day.”
I wish I had the wit to call a cheetah a "leopard from Poundland." Never thought of it til now.
You're not lonely because you've got us
look whos back back again
this made me giggle so much, thanks
Love to see your still uploading spore vids
You’re just a leopard from Poundland!
WE JUST GOT HIM BACK
YIPEE ANOTHER SPORE VIDEO FROM BOG BOY
“You're just a leopard from Poundland!”
10:47 why does the creature look like a buff version of the beast from pikuniku? 😂
“You’re just a leopard from poundland”
Man this thing brings so much memories.
8:26-"When you don't miss the leg(feet) day"😂
does anyone know how bogboy makes this amazing, interesting and epic content, all within the limit of a game made in 2008?? because i sure do, thats how good these videos are!
What an amazing masterpiece
YOU USED NINOKUNI MUSIC??? that's actually insane
BABE WAKE UP, NEW BOGBOY JUST DROPPED
If that tomato does not become a mascot of some kind for you I'm going to be very upset because I love that tomato
"Don't poach him! He's not an egg!"
Ok that's just pure genius 😂
Pinchy he's BACK
the king... is back!
Person: RUN YOU CAN DO IT! cheetah: one sec I need a break…
Im so happy this game is being revived
Your just doing your best and that's ok cheetah
A cheetah? He can't do that he's an anti cheetah! An anti speeder.
combine the spider one with the last one. you can now go faster. and jump over anything. that's actually overpowered.
Too sleepy to form a meaningful sentence but I love your videos so much dude.
I did not expect hearts of iron IV music in the first 6 seconds.
You made the fastest, now make the strongest ,the one with the most damage,
already done that!
Better idea
The weakest
when it walks it looks like spaghetti falling down a hill
So you just recreated that one cat, got it.
"must proceed quick"
- stonik
looking at how mr pinchy was revived in the former finale of the bogboy universe, hes probably fine
7:12 Budget Tangela
adding glide+long legs+ the two paws=god tier speed
Mr pinchy: POACHER STAMPEDE!!!!!!
specimens: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 13:42
The whole video except the cringe part at the end was awesome. I really did enjoy it!
Bro i can hear the last thread of sanity in the lonely part.
JUSTICE FOR MISTER PINCHY, THE POACHERS SHALL BE POACHED
Never thought I'd hear bogboy make a your mom joke.
Man i hope one day he makes the sweetest most delicious spore creature ever, like eveyone wants to eat you sort of thing
You should use the sandbox creator with everything unlocked for MAXIMUM SPEED
That was the hearts of iron theme at the beginning! Cool! Now on to the video
R.I.P. Maurice Hedgehog 😭😭😭
Crazy how the creature with tons of legs walked similarly to a millipede.
this is quality spore content. here's a subscribe
We Need Big Boi
I made a car with legs like creature called "hungrycar" in Spore many years ago, I wonder if it's still up somewhere xD
The king is back
The boi returns! And expanding the universe
12:05 LITTLE BIG PLANET
"Tomato centipede isn't real, it can't hurt you."
Tomato centipede:
THE MYTH IS BACK
My guy started with a legged tomato, and ended with a legged tomato. The circle of evolution.
At the end, the Poachers were able to outspeed Mr. Pinchy...
The Goats back with another banger🔥
kirby will be proud of tomatoes🥰 0:46