Building A School For Torture - Two Point Campus

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +4778

    *"You give me money and I give you a torture experience like no other" - Spiff University*

  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty 2 роки тому +4452

    You using your platform to tell people how to become a "student" to take advantage of the real life system is the best thing I've seen you do and I love you a little bit for it

    • @maximilianwohlfahrt9985
      @maximilianwohlfahrt9985 2 роки тому +2

    • @kevinkorenke3569
      @kevinkorenke3569 2 роки тому +168

      In the United States our system is built to exploit the students. Unless your parents can pay or you can throw a football you are absolutely on the hook for an overpriced education that doesn't actually give you any of the skills or advantages advertised.

    • @Cannonkeeper01
      @Cannonkeeper01 2 роки тому +32

      @@kevinkorenke3569 I'm not surprised

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +4

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    • @Cannonkeeper01
      @Cannonkeeper01 2 роки тому +8

      @@EEEEEEEE E

  • @Rationalasylum
    @Rationalasylum 2 роки тому +832

    The fact that kevin had almost the same process to incite chaos and not exploit is concerning. As this may show that Kevin may actually be an incredible exploitor

    • @prof.sleeper
      @prof.sleeper 2 роки тому +79

      a military genius at work

    • @captainbooney
      @captainbooney 2 роки тому +15

      He is

    • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
      @Poppa_Capinyoaz 2 роки тому +12

      He plays video games for a living. I'd say he's one hell of an exploiter.

  • @mercaius
    @mercaius 2 роки тому +5156

    "But there's a twist -- they have to rotate schools in between challenges!"
    Oh so *that's* why Kevin was invited.

    • @ItsDeadlock
      @ItsDeadlock 2 роки тому +52

      I mean, you can do that with 3 people so doesn't really make any sense o.o

    • @jekro1
      @jekro1 2 роки тому +302

      @@ItsDeadlock No they want CHAOS

    • @mercaius
      @mercaius 2 роки тому +486

      @@ItsDeadlock Kevin isn't the most competitive, but he has a reputation for being a troll during these online games with friends. Leaving the chaos of whatever he was trying to do during each challenge for someone else to clean up is very in his lane.

    • @ymirtheymir2403
      @ymirtheymir2403 2 роки тому +81

      @@ItsDeadlock you dont know kevin do you?

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 2 роки тому +167

      @@ymirtheymir2403 Kevin's military genius at work, he stays hidden from his enemies

  • @Gracericon
    @Gracericon 2 роки тому +573

    The Three Horsemen of Chaos
    RTGame: Bringer of Insanity
    CallMeKevin: Destroyer of Braincells
    The Spiffing Brit: Gentleman of The Tea

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 роки тому +43

      You forgot a certain Floridian; Greystillplays; The Floridian of excesse

    • @elplaceholder
      @elplaceholder 2 роки тому +24

      Lets game it out: the limit breaker

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 2 роки тому +10

      The thing is, I'm still not convinced RTGame and Kevin aren't the same guy.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. Рік тому +8

      AmbiguousAmphibian : Poet of the Gamers

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 Рік тому +1

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow and I follow all of them XD

  • @joshuathomas7772
    @joshuathomas7772 2 роки тому +257

    I love this. I was literally planning to make a school just of people digging. Planning to turn the school into essentially a prison camp. This is perfect

    • @romaneo789
      @romaneo789 2 роки тому +24

      Please call it Camp Green Lake from Holes

    • @simonschnedl
      @simonschnedl 2 роки тому +5

      @@romaneo789 I was thinking the same thing.

    • @JaceVillagomez
      @JaceVillagomez 5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah.

  • @obi-juantacobi8552
    @obi-juantacobi8552 2 роки тому +2470

    I went to university in the US. One of the best exploits I used was I "lost" my student ID just before my last semester went to get a new one when a bunch of new students were getting theirs.
    Never was asked about when I was graduating, got a student ID for the next 4 years even though I graduated.
    4 years of free Microsoft office use
    Multiple student discounts around my the city
    4 years of free museum entrances
    Free soft drinks at many local restaurants
    4 years of free public transport in my city
    4 years of a discounted cellular plan
    10% off samsung products that would stack with current sales, I got my laptop at a 20% off sale than stacked my 10% off for a total of 30% off lol
    A discount on my car
    It was like a real life cheat code.

    • @philcannon91
      @philcannon91 2 роки тому +160

      A friend at my uni did this too for entry to sporting events. Post grad job they got was in the same town so they could just flash the card and walk in. Now they have scanners everywhere so I doubt this would still work.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 роки тому +86

      @@philcannon91 oh that's brilliant.
      You're probably right, this was back in 09.

    • @jackboehm8408
      @jackboehm8408 2 роки тому +10

      You do realize that that's stealing and totally illegal, right?

    • @williampearson8328
      @williampearson8328 2 роки тому +196

      @@jackboehm8408 Yes and almost everyone is here for it.

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 роки тому

      @@jackboehm8408 you do realize I was a broke kid just trying to find my way in life who totally did not care about multi billion dollar businesses right?
      Besides the real thieves are those in charge of the US universities and lending services.

  • @whiterabbit47
    @whiterabbit47 2 роки тому +40

    Never underestimate the power of the Summer semester.
    My school gave me several 4 year scholarships that amounted to a full ride; however, as they had no limit on the total number of classes I could take in those 4 years and the summer classes (which we were discouraged from taking) were covered as well. I managed to get two bachelor's degrees and a minor, none of which had overlapping course requirements, in those 4 years, despite maintaining the recommended average course load of 4 to 5 classes a week.
    The trick, I treated the Summer semester as a regular semester because I knew full well that most professors who cover the Summer semester don't want to be there and expect everyone there to have failed the course in a previous semester, so they tend to skip a lot of the fluff and grade easier

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 роки тому +3

      That's great, so long as you actually used those majors in your career afterwards. If you didn't, then you did a lot of extra work for nothing.

    • @whiterabbit47
      @whiterabbit47 2 роки тому +5

      @@greywolf7577 Unfortunately, if I want to be an Engineer in my feild and be able to find a half decent job, I'll either have to get 20 years of experience or get a Master's and only a couple years experience. So I have decided to attempt to speed run a Master's without any debt

  • @zaccross4710
    @zaccross4710 2 роки тому +2045

    its perfectly balanced how you point people to two point hospital at the end rather than two point campus 24:56

    • @GraceMidyette
      @GraceMidyette 2 роки тому +65

      Came to comments just to see if anyone else caught that

    • @mattgalactic6730
      @mattgalactic6730 2 роки тому +4

      @@GraceMidyette same

    • @macrobov
      @macrobov 2 роки тому +2

      @@mattgalactic6730 Ditto

    • @GeneralM13
      @GeneralM13 2 роки тому +3

      Haha, wanted to type the same thing XD

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 роки тому

      Same.

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 2 роки тому +102

    22:55 It would have been so much funnier if Spiff had left the autoclicker running so that there were thousands and thousands of walls in that one space so that the university actually had no money.

  • @approximateCognition
    @approximateCognition 2 роки тому +1941

    -Whimsical British Imperialism Incarnate
    -An actual chessmaster
    -The *DRIFT KING* (title acquired back in College)
    And last but... last
    -Kevin
    Amazing cast.

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 2 роки тому +92

      Kevin is obviously there to set the bar for the other wiser competitors
      Because we all know kevin isnt ganna play to win but have fun doing something stupid

    • @BewareofTarps
      @BewareofTarps 2 роки тому +74

      @@HHHjb_ They just needed a military genius to round things out.

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 2 роки тому +14

      @@BewareofTarps yes the military "genius"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +5

      E‎

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 роки тому +16

      @@BewareofTarps i guess that makes sense i mean everyone knows even the greatest of miltary tacticians also love eating crayons.

  • @_cityjunk
    @_cityjunk 2 роки тому +28

    Lawrence Cheney drinking out of a Spiff mug is an intersection of talent the world was not prepared for

  • @Uloncl
    @Uloncl 2 роки тому +863

    thanks for making the coom joke spiff, truly the bravest youtuber

  • @JG-df1qd
    @JG-df1qd 2 роки тому +141

    Challenge: Build a university.
    Spif: Makes ultimate party school with no classes.

    • @jt5765
      @jt5765 2 роки тому +7

      Sounds like real life Uni to me 🤷‍♂️

    • @desmondanimus1454
      @desmondanimus1454 2 роки тому +5

      More like
      Challenge : Build a university
      Spif : gulag it is then

  • @failedJedi
    @failedJedi 2 роки тому +1735

    It turns out Kevin made the best starting choice for the entirely wrong reason 🤣

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 2 роки тому

      As he is apt to do with just about everything.

    • @CaletheAvenger07
      @CaletheAvenger07 2 роки тому +183

      His blind intuition is impeccable. A true military genius.

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 роки тому +29

      What choice did he make? Despite having a vods channel, he doesn't use it. Seems like you have to catch his stuff live or you don't get to see it.

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 роки тому +24

      @@snes90 Ah, thank you. I went to his channel, but overlooked it because of the name and a thumbnail that look right either.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @siaa7078
    @siaa7078 2 роки тому +20

    man you really cought rt off guard, it was very entertaining to watch him figure it out and welldone spiff

  • @wbsiwvejdnd
    @wbsiwvejdnd 2 роки тому +318

    "Did you know, back in college, thay used to call me, The Drift King"
    -RT

    • @potato8107
      @potato8107 2 роки тому +7

      Did you know back in collage, they used to call me, "The Wall King" -RT after finally deleting all those walls probably

  • @UserNotReady
    @UserNotReady 2 роки тому +30

    At my university in Australia, the university's security had a roster of which of the permit only car parks they would be patrolling for the week to issue parking violations for any car that didn't display a permit. There were more car parks than what they could check in a day, so hence the roster. The patrol roster was posted on a notice board in the security office. The funny thing was that the notice board itself was on a wall facing a window that had no blinds on it. So anyone walking past the window could see the schedule and know which car parks to avoid and get free parking.

  • @MarkStanley11
    @MarkStanley11 2 роки тому +518

    24:56 Spiff exploiting the game so hard he’s making money building schools to treat the dying

    • @PEKK_Jokks
      @PEKK_Jokks 2 роки тому +5

      Noticed that too :D

    • @Globalgenocide
      @Globalgenocide 2 роки тому +8

      Haha it's almost like there's such a thing as an "University hospital"
      That was my first thought when he said it anyway(beyond the obvious), it would actually be an interesting way to combine the two games.

  • @erickschusterdeoliveira2662
    @erickschusterdeoliveira2662 2 роки тому +58

    Spiff is the one true lifehack channel, and he's just playing videogames while casually dumping out wallet-saving knowledge.

  • @Artixes
    @Artixes 2 роки тому +3107

    “Building a school for torture” sounds like the American school system

    • @WelziFC7
      @WelziFC7 2 роки тому +137

      Complete with a shooting range and everything

    • @beatboxonmyfartbox
      @beatboxonmyfartbox 2 роки тому +28

      @@WelziFC7 be cooler if they did impaling tho

    • @jm8163
      @jm8163 2 роки тому

      And potentially execution!

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 2 роки тому +57

      You seen Korean and Chinas education system?

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 2 роки тому

      America bad, updoots to the left. Also religion bad. Im realy smart.

  • @killerkip1
    @killerkip1 2 роки тому +4

    I used my student ID from a college I went to for a single semester, for 5 years, I used it to get into the college arcade, which was a pool hall with tons of free arcade machines and cheap snacks.
    I also used it to use their gym, indoor pool, and to get into local fairs and movies for free.

  • @first782
    @first782 2 роки тому +798

    After seeing Dan's stream I'm interested to see how the bone zone got made

    • @Cube-o
      @Cube-o 2 роки тому +54

      Exactly this. Also negative numbers for number of students continuing and being able to place artifacts for free.

    • @ldftkelly
      @ldftkelly 2 роки тому +44

      lmao i want to know how he fuck up the game for dan that dan spent 10 min on stream going how?

    • @gerritvalkering1068
      @gerritvalkering1068 2 роки тому +2

      @@ldftkelly I want to see that reaction XD

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 роки тому +3

      I saw Kevin's side first lol. This all seems soooooo tame in comparison haha.

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 2 роки тому +10

    Spiff: To make a rock and roll university, we’ll need rocks, rolls and *MONEY*, and Archaeology is the best way to make money
    kEvIN: *aRcHaEOlOgY iS aLl aBoUt rOcK, sO lEt’S gO wItH tHaT!*

  • @devildon2143
    @devildon2143 2 роки тому +125

    "aaaaand Kevin i think he plays video games for a living" killed me

    • @ldftkelly
      @ldftkelly 2 роки тому +6

      it was a good description of kevin

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 2 роки тому +3

      he's created our dear leader, Jim Pickens. praise him

  • @williama.1747
    @williama.1747 2 роки тому +8

    24:56 "If you want to pick up two point hospital..."
    Thank you spiff, yes I do believe that I shall follow the benevolent lord of tea's advice and acquire a completely seperate game.

    • @Uufda651
      @Uufda651 Місяць тому

      😅 I just got it. It's on sale on Steam for $7 atm

  • @Skybreaker1337
    @Skybreaker1337 2 роки тому +345

    24:57
    "If you want to pick up Two Point Hospital it comes out in early August."
    This is what happens when you mess with time travel via the means of ingesting copious amounts of tea.

    • @OfficerGex
      @OfficerGex 2 роки тому +12

      I had to do a double take when I heard him say that. I almost spit out my glorious tea.

    • @cckiller4378
      @cckiller4378 2 роки тому +7

      And that's why we drink coffee instead pals
      ......
      "WAIT A SECOND WHERE DID YOU GET THE GUNS FROM??! IT WAS A JOKE GUYS CALM DOWN, PLEASE DON'T KILL M-"

    • @NarutoHigh160
      @NarutoHigh160 2 роки тому +2

      He used the wrong tea leaves

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 роки тому +2

      @@cckiller4378 we must sacrifice the coffee drinkers. You will not be the first, nor last

    • @TheDarkShadow15
      @TheDarkShadow15 Рік тому

      Teeeeeaaaaaa

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 2 роки тому +2

    YAY! This is so cool that Kevin was included, I'm subscribed to him and the Spiffing Brit and watched many of their videos!

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 2 роки тому +93

    Oh god. That present for RT. I can hear him making that confused incredulous 'huhf-what' sound he makes already, bless him.

    • @mrhitisnumberone
      @mrhitisnumberone 2 роки тому +1

      Do you know where his video is for this challenge is?

  • @robertsissco2439
    @robertsissco2439 2 роки тому +5

    "What is this? A cofFEE KIOSK?!" I may has spit my water out at that line

  • @sagehiddendragon333
    @sagehiddendragon333 2 роки тому +84

    "I believe I saw the Head teacher spying on the dormitories with a pair of binoculars" Some unsuspecting parent

  • @Fizzlecris
    @Fizzlecris 2 місяці тому

    I absolutely adore you've just exploited a game while at the same time exploited the entire student system in our country! And it was just a throw away bit in the middle of the video! Im dieing! XD

  • @scottbaileymsc
    @scottbaileymsc 2 роки тому +44

    I went to an open day at a university and since I enjoyed it they decided to sign me up for the course without me knowing or signing anything. They then tried to charge me £4,000 for the course and since I could prove that I had never been informed that I was on the course and had 0% attendance, they offered to lower it to £3,000. How considerate of them. That was 4 or 5 years ago and I haven't given them a penny

    • @rozu7772
      @rozu7772 2 роки тому +5

      Something similar happened to my brother as well. I think they wanted him to pay up somewhere between $3,000 to $5,000.

    • @jeremy5602
      @jeremy5602 2 роки тому +4

      Wow. So many questions so little time. Uhh let's see...how did they get your bank info in order to try to charge you the money? Uhh what university? Did you sue them? If not, why the hell not? That's clearly illegal. If so, what came of it? Did you bank have anything to say to you or the university?

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 роки тому

      @@jeremy5602 I don't think they had his bank info. They just sent him a bill.

    • @marouaneh175
      @marouaneh175 2 роки тому +3

      If they emailed you, you can sue them for internet fraud and make them pay you, probably, I'm not a lawyer.

  • @CrowCandorra
    @CrowCandorra 2 роки тому +3

    Making Money with Archeology might be one of the most british things there are XD

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 роки тому +106

    Kevin: **goes with archaeology class cuz "Rock" and roll pun and just casually gets mildly rich without even trying**
    Spiff: **carefully studies and researches to discover that archaeology is the best option to make money, and gets filthy rich**

    • @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911
      @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 2 роки тому +1

      That’s just Kevin in a nut shell 😂

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 роки тому +8

      @@JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 Indeed, i just always find it funny when he succeeds thru incompetence

    • @Ludrovisco
      @Ludrovisco 2 роки тому +4

      The Chad military genius x the Virgin exploiter

  • @colressliker
    @colressliker 2 роки тому +3

    the amount of thought that goes into how spiffing brit acts is hilarious. this dude's got some strict rules down stat somewhere as to how this persona acts. it's amazing.

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 2 роки тому +32

    "students spend months in a maze trying to get to a classroom but when they get there there's no teacher and they're forced to go back through the maze again to get out"
    flagged for copyright infringement on my recurring dream throughout college

  • @XxdatbootyXx
    @XxdatbootyXx 2 роки тому +2

    Lawrence Chaney and the spiffing Brit is a collaborative effort that I didn’t know I needed

  • @DaedalusRaistlin
    @DaedalusRaistlin 2 роки тому +60

    Spiff is totally a Posho. He's got the top hat AND monocle as we've seen in many photos, of which the accuracy can not be in doubt.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Рік тому +1

      That’s just casual “popping down to the corner shop” attire in the UK.
      For proper Posho, look up Morning Dress, it’s the level above Black Tie.

  • @mr.ballree6287
    @mr.ballree6287 2 роки тому +9

    The worst part is this is pretty accurate to most college experiences

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 2 роки тому +18

    The joy in Spiff's voice when he's building that one wall 😂

  • @Frogmood
    @Frogmood Рік тому +2

    I would argue that the dig site in fact IS rock. Not roll, so much, but rock for sure.

  • @baronvonrhaptzody5440
    @baronvonrhaptzody5440 2 роки тому +22

    Spiff: (makes the entire school grounds a dig site)
    Me: So it’s “Holes”, basically.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 роки тому +2

      I thought that was a juvie, not a school. Or are you meaning to say Spiffs schools are basically prisons?

    • @baronvonrhaptzody5440
      @baronvonrhaptzody5440 2 роки тому +2

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Hey you said it, not me ;)

  • @jasminholst
    @jasminholst 2 роки тому +1

    ''take yourselfs a nice warm cup of tea''
    me: takes a sip from his yorkshire tea

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 роки тому +55

    Show up to meetings for random clubs and events right before they end. Ask if they dont mind you taking any extra food home with you for yourself and your crippled starving roommate. Ive gotten about a 85 to 90% success rate of getting multiple pizzas. :D

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 2 роки тому +3

      _crippled starving roommate_ ? don't overdo it 🙂

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 2 роки тому +7

      @@embreis2257 well play it by ear. Just make sure if you do have roommates not to tell them the pizza was free. 😈

  • @Showsni
    @Showsni 2 роки тому +4

    Poor Dan was struggling so hard with the archaeology university Spiff gave him. Spiff alludes to it later in the video, but before handing it over he walled off the entrance. Dan couldn't work out why he was unable to build anywhere (as the students had no path too it), and thought it was something to do with trying to delete the remains of the Dig Site, which he also couldn't work out how to do... He even tried 'phoning Spiff for help, but he didn't answer. :D

    • @Uufda651
      @Uufda651 Місяць тому

      Okay I've gotta watch that.
      Do you have a link, or a video title so I can search it?

  • @theravencriesatdawn
    @theravencriesatdawn 2 роки тому +130

    As a professional archaeologist, this is definitely exactly what school was like.

  • @jennifermcniel2488
    @jennifermcniel2488 2 роки тому +2

    I have a exploit. I have a relative who works at the university. And so because I have a relative that works there, I am given a staff discount and as soon as the grill staff see me, they make me a grilled cheese. And I am like: oh yeah, it's all coming together.

  • @sandhiwistara9128
    @sandhiwistara9128 2 роки тому +16

    RT after spiff done :"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SPIFF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING"

  • @Incoherent-excitement
    @Incoherent-excitement 2 роки тому +1

    I love how you seemingly always find a way to break games in the most interesting ways. 😂 17:24 Subtle nod to Outside Xbox & Outside Xtra UA-cam channel with those blue print mats in the classroom.

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax 2 роки тому +178

    We're lucky Spiff voluntarily confines himself to video games
    Imaging the sheer exploitative terror he would unleash upon the world if he realised his potential and gained political power

    • @Dizzifying1
      @Dizzifying1 2 роки тому +25

      How do you think the British Empire started? How do you think the love of tea spread so far? To think that God-King Spiff couldn't of found the immortality exploit in prehistory is foolish. He is only hiding his true exploitative prowess...

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dizzifying1 Spiff controlled every aspect of 1066.

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 2 роки тому

      Our so-called "Empire" was built by proto-corporate Spiffs who realized morality didn't apply to them and went forth to unleash every exploit available.

    • @marchernandez4596
      @marchernandez4596 2 роки тому +4

      Can't be worse than with many politicians.

    • @hugorodrigues2129
      @hugorodrigues2129 2 роки тому +4

      @@Dizzifying1 Ahem... It was a Portuguese exploiter that brought the tea habit to the UK, everything is perfectly balanced as usual, since UK and Portugal have been exploiting together for centuries and are also the world's oldest alliance, since they seem to perfectly exploit everything for whichever God's reason.

  • @GukoGukokun
    @GukoGukokun 2 роки тому +2

    I'm loving this 'mini-series'! Watching everyone's contribution and take on it was a blast!
    Thanks for participating to it, Spiff! 💙

  • @__-bk6mm
    @__-bk6mm 2 роки тому +8

    24:57 when spiff has been scamming so hard he forgets which game he’s playing 🤣🤣🤣🥳

  • @leep5038
    @leep5038 2 роки тому

    @24:56 you had one job spiff! read out the correct game title XD god bless you sir!

  • @crazytemplar8312
    @crazytemplar8312 2 роки тому +19

    Back in highschool when I was 18 I could get away with a lot just because of my age, which I more than used to my advantage. Due to this I was allowed to sign myself out of school and leave whenever. Anytime I would get written up and got after school detention or lunch detention ect... ( they stopped doing out of school suspension cause of me) I wouldn't have to show up simply because they weren't allowed to keep me in the building or force me to show up. And while yes they could give you more detentions for not showing up they'd all get removed anyways at the end of each quarter. In the end I caused a lot of hell and chaos making school a lot more fun... for me anyways

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 роки тому

      I'm surprised they didn't try to deny you graduation or something like that. Surely you weren't the first 18 year old to get detention. They have to have some sort of plan for this. Maybe they could change the policy to require students to serve detention if they want to get credit for classes. That's one way I could see them solving what should have been an obvious problem in their detention policy.

    • @crazytemplar8312
      @crazytemplar8312 2 роки тому

      @@greywolf7577 see your first mistake is assuming I graduated

    • @blank33x
      @blank33x 2 роки тому

      Yeah i was sorta the same. i would just keep getting suspended for minor things, say it was all bullshit to my parents talking my way out of it then stay home and play black ops 2 on the Xbox. but then they figured it out what i was doing so they put me in isolation. and surprisingly i got so much more work done because i was never distracting or getting distracted. but then in about year 10 - 11 i started to enjoy school.

  • @princefarron5484
    @princefarron5484 2 роки тому

    The man not only exploits games but he exploits challenges too! Everybody's going to be playing with guitars and he's having people dig in the sand. Bro you just gained some major respect points from me having an exploit channel work IRL.

  • @pamelasmith4230
    @pamelasmith4230 2 роки тому +71

    Jesse:has coffee kiosk
    Spiff:disgusting
    Also Spiff:erase it from reality

  • @northenice
    @northenice 2 роки тому +3

    The fact that Spiffinmoore is part of the Steam game preview gallery says a lot about this game and The Spiffing Brit.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 роки тому +29

    Can we talk about how Spiff and Kevin had almost the exact same idea?

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 роки тому +8

      But with completely diferent motivations. Spiff did it for profit, Kevin for a really bad pun. Showcases rather nicely where their values lie.

  • @vincenttrigg4521
    @vincenttrigg4521 2 роки тому +2

    Spiff: There will be a sequel!
    Me: so that was a lie

  • @TheWizardsOfOz
    @TheWizardsOfOz 2 роки тому +41

    Nice to see Anna Rudolf in a perfectly balanced video.

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 5 місяців тому +1

    "University is very costly"
    *Laughs in free education*

  • @ShiftyMcGoggles
    @ShiftyMcGoggles 2 роки тому +9

    University hack:
    Buy a printer, like a cheap one. Then, print things for people for your choice of beverage per print, with a cap of 4 sheets and never in colour.
    So long as you always make sure to collect on that drink, each cartridge will cover the cost of the printer and intelf, and then some, in the cash you save on buying drinks. Also, you'll be able to print what you want and avoid the scam that is print costs at the library.

  • @SethanderWald
    @SethanderWald Рік тому

    9:50 that happiness icon couldn't be more fitting 😂

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 2 роки тому +120

    13:40 : RTGame simply has no understanding of Spiff's British genius.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 роки тому +22

      I mean imagine someone doing a rock n roll challange and you get the school and its basically no teachers, hard mode, nearly no students but 2million cash. I would be so confused

    • @EriksGarbage
      @EriksGarbage 2 роки тому

      You'd think an Irishman would expect to get boned by the Brit

    • @JIKwood
      @JIKwood 2 роки тому +7

      @@THEJPIndustry also it's a barren wasteland

  • @atypicalviking1369
    @atypicalviking1369 Рік тому +1

    I was drinking coffee whilst watching this

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 2 роки тому +12

    Looking forward to RT realizing how many walls there are on that one spot^^

  • @gutczer8467
    @gutczer8467 2 роки тому +3

    Spiff after discovering that you can stack walls on top of each other: "Do not underestimate humanity's infinite potential for malice!"

  • @jamestheepic2510
    @jamestheepic2510 2 роки тому +74

    ‘Classrooms that don’t get used because 50% of our students aren’t allowed in them’ just gives me Covid lockdown PTSD

  • @TankTheDragon
    @TankTheDragon 7 місяців тому

    Sega: "We need you to create the most Rock and Roll university in the world"
    Spiff, mid whipping his students to bring back artifacts for the Spiffco Museum: "Huh? You say something?"

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +44

    i absolutely love that Spiff has evolved a long time ago and found perfectly balanced situations in the real world.
    But im also disappointed because going to university where i live costs ~350 each semester/6 months, it also comes with free public transport. But with that amount of money you cant get an equivalent adult transport ticket for 4 months.
    I mean... thats balanced. Just not perfectly.
    It was balanced enough to have a family friend be a student for 25 years straight without attending university (except for signing up for a course) .... because he was at work lol

  • @Ryasur
    @Ryasur 2 роки тому +1

    Just say in the last year that you lost your Student Card, get a new one and have 3 years of discount left

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 2 роки тому +34

    Finding out archeology was the optimal thing to teach means kevin knew more then we thought 👀

  • @SotiCoto
    @SotiCoto 2 роки тому

    Spiff picks Archaeology to make easy money. Kevin picks Archaeology because rocks.

  • @rutekpr6076
    @rutekpr6076 2 роки тому +6

    A few years ago when I was studying, our University was giving cash for every student that got married. Guess what? A lot of students got married and after a month, divorced to get bunch od money. It was one time paycheck worth of almost year of student fee.

  • @WisdomLearner
    @WisdomLearner 2 роки тому +1

    Spiff: What really matters in running a university is making money.
    Me in debt of college fees: Why does if feel so real

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami 2 роки тому +3

    The college that Spiff leaves behind is a nightmare, but it's a PROFITABLE nightmare

  • @ThyneDuckus
    @ThyneDuckus Рік тому

    Having watched Kevin for years, not even watching his video, I know how his went, very chaotic

  • @GamerXenith
    @GamerXenith 2 роки тому +7

    Leave it to Spiff to break a game's economy as soon as he gets his hands on it 🤣

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 2 роки тому

    Seeing the poshos march towards the campus is more unnerving than any horror movie scene

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 роки тому +28

    The #1 problem with the American school system is not the lack of proper life skill classes or even the gun violence, _it's the lack of availability of tea_

  • @thegryphgaming
    @thegryphgaming 2 роки тому

    Spiff: I want money
    Kevin: I want chaos

  • @ZacHawkins42
    @ZacHawkins42 2 роки тому +3

    So many jump scares in this video. That ham planet in the purple dress is almost too much for my poor heart to take.

    • @channelname1019
      @channelname1019 2 роки тому

      if you're feeling that fragile, perhaps lay down and rest your precious self

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 2 роки тому

      Ikr? My eyes are bleeding and my misandry is growing

  • @radgaming8437
    @radgaming8437 2 роки тому +1

    Loved this video! I only just saw this game, and was contemplating picking it up. This is like roller coaster tycoon meets prison architect

  • @alikagandadasbilge6763
    @alikagandadasbilge6763 2 роки тому +3

    Today I learned Spiff was exploiting real life all the way back in university

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 2 роки тому +1

    That first campus looks like an excellent spot to drive 15 cars......
    CAUSE WE ALL WANNA LIVE TO BE BIG ROCK STARS

  • @AZ-rl7pg
    @AZ-rl7pg 2 роки тому +9

    Ah so Kevin was still a tactical genius even when running a school

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot Рік тому

    My 66 yo father overheard me watching 10 minutes of this video. And he wanted me to tell you that he is proud of you. Exploiting the system and making loads of money, it’s beautiful.

  • @KernowGaming
    @KernowGaming 2 роки тому +8

    As a qualified archaeologist, everything Spiff said hits so very close to home about archaeology. I mean, it’s hard to say he’s wrong when you notice the British Museum

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 2 роки тому +2

      The british museum just operates on the most basic of rules mankind has known.
      Namely: Finders keepers

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 роки тому +1

      Hard to feel bad when the country of origin would smash it to pieces or lose it or let it get stolen.

  • @jayswarrow1196
    @jayswarrow1196 6 місяців тому

    Stuff the learning, safety and complications... just go out there, dig and send it out. This man has conquered the wisdom of the gods!

  • @AsterixCodix
    @AsterixCodix 2 роки тому +4

    Ah yes, Archaeology. Truly the "rock" and roll course

    • @Failedlegend
      @Failedlegend 2 роки тому

      Just gotta set them on fire and they'll be rolling too

  • @angelofguns2815
    @angelofguns2815 2 роки тому

    Spiffing: *Talks about exploiting university*
    God: *wipes sweat from forehead* I made him too powerful

  • @thomasfleming8131
    @thomasfleming8131 2 роки тому +11

    24:55 "if you want to pick up Two Point HOSPITAL it comes out in early August".
    Whooooooops.

    • @Mambaru
      @Mambaru 2 роки тому

      Came here to say the same :)

  • @ololh4xx
    @ololh4xx 2 роки тому

    this video has been .... truly british. Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous.

  • @dylantetreault3943
    @dylantetreault3943 2 роки тому +12

    This seems better than the school system.

  • @1withthewhip361
    @1withthewhip361 2 роки тому

    "They gave us 200 dollars"
    "These students are glorious and brilliant"
    Haha

  • @nate43131
    @nate43131 2 роки тому +20

    I am an archaeologist and would appreciate this course.

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 2 роки тому

    I used to work at a University. A co-worker would sign up for a course, get his student status to get a heavily discounted transit pass for the semester, and then drop the course to get his money back.

  • @HarrysYoutubee
    @HarrysYoutubee 2 роки тому +4

    Love the videos honestly just sniping for the exploits

  • @imanassole9421
    @imanassole9421 2 роки тому

    I just found this channel.. I love this channel 😈😈😈 I watched the Fable videos.. I'm surprised you stopped at only a few videos. There are so many more! Especially with a new Fable coming soon. We must break it!