The Difference Between A Nerd And A Dork. Don McMillan
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- The difference between a nerd and a dork isn't that easy to spot, but Don McMillan has a hilarious Venn diagram to break down the intricacies of this very difficult question. Whether you're someone who identifies as a nerd, or someone who identifies as a dork this clip from Don McMillan's first ever Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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"What's the difference between a Nerd and a Geek? Here's a Venn Diagram."
Me: "Yup. Sounds about right."
This is the type of humor I can 100% relate to. I wish all corporate presentations were this informative.
100%? Really? What's the p-value?
@Baba Ganush I mean... I was just making a joke. Everyone loves a good p-value joke. They're all the rage in comedy these days.
@@JustOneAsbesto hahahaha !! :P :P
Makes me wonder if he does corporate presentations he would absolutely blow the room away.
@@bryunmsimango2632 And they wouldn’t be anywhere near as horrible and boring as they usually are lol
Different, entertaining, good stuff. I'd like to see more of this guy.
Yeah you're a nerd
Don McMillan YT channel.
Same!
I laughed so hard I started coughing a lot, which lead to focusing all my energy on not throwing up. No regrets, this man understands me.
We need more Don, he's funny and accurate.
Here's how I differentiate them: A nerd knows about science. A geek only knows about science-fiction.
This one's gonna be good. I can't wait.
I thought it was a nerd will know lines from scifi movies, dorks will dress like the characters
Exactly! I’m 100% a geek. I’ve called myself a geek, but never a nerd.
i think we;ve got it all wrong here....dorks and nerds get bullied but geeks get the hard end of the stick.
Dorks comment before they've watched the video
And dorks make stupid jokes.
I’m both a nerd and a dork. 😅
The locker room distribution thing happens to me every time, except I'm not in a locker room, I'm not naked, and I just farted.
That. And the only time people want to touch you is when you have a sunburn, now everyone slaps you on the shoulder.
Exactly. It is part of the reason I don't go to fitness centers anymore, and there are those creepy old guys that love to walk around butt-naked trying to talk to everyone. Trying to put on your shoes and his "parts" are at eye level while he is talking about the "game".
This guy is really good and fresh. Love to see nerd humor coming from someone on the older side of the spectrum; for some reason, that combo seems really uncommon.
Perfection! My economist side loves this presentation-style stand-up comedy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah more of this guy he has his own thing going, hilarious charts. That's a funny concept.
Laughed so hard at the popcorn x-axis/y-axis chart I started crying. So relatable cause our house burns our popcorn past the 2min. 😂😂🤣
The real nerds wear cargo pants that zip off to become cargo shorts.
No that's what you call the Nerd King cargo pants are like the nerd peasants, cargo shorts are like the Nerd Nobles, and Cargo pants that zip off to become cargo shorts are the kings. Its the Cargoaucracy.
😂 A nerd power move
Original and very entertaining. I would love to see more.😁
I'm a geek from Sweden and I love this guy!
🤣👍
I so want to be a nerd, but I'm intelligent but not intelligent enough and bad at math! I'm also socially awkward!
There is a scientific reason WHY the bread lands jelly side down most often. The jelly side of the bread is heavier than the plain side because jelly has weight. YES, I AM a nerd. NO I do NOT wear cargo pants, I don't NEED them. That's what purses the size of a Grayhound BUS are for.😉
Love your response Julie! 2 of my 4 precious daughters would have said the same👍
"The odds the bread will fall butter side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet" - Benjamin Franklin - a VERY old joke.
purses? you should truly learn the glory of backpacks. i need it for my 17 inch laptop and bicycle grocery shopping.
*Greyhound* Bus.
@@Dejawolfs if I were able to carry a backpack OR ride a bike anymore I would probably agree with you. But knee spurs and degenerative disc disease have unfortunately put the kibosh on things like that.🤷
I'm an engineer and this guy just cracks me up!!
The stalker one got me
Hahaha the Venn diagram made 🤣 so satisfying!!! I ain't even a geek but I love me some cargo pants and charts!!!
You're just in denial
Right, that would make you a nerd.
I like his delivery and he's right about the "jelly bread".
I work for Is a large aviation company this man is management material
👏😄💯👏
I wouldn't say that.
I could go along with "would be nice if this was what management material was" 🤣
DON! Never thought I'd see you on here! Happy you got a special! Been following you since the OG how not to PowerPoint.
Reminds me a little bit of James Veitch, he likes to use charts as well📈
me the whole time: "am i a nerd or geek-"
While i find the key takeaway of this infotainment presentation rather amusing, how does it measure up against our key metrics, value proposition and sustainable development goals?
Fantastic ! I love charts so much !
Lol you stand even less of a chance if you recently washed said carpet! 😂😂
Cargo, pants and shirts are one of the best inventions, they do come in handy if you're a avid hiker and or camper..
... and or a Dad. My purse can only hold so much.. the the rest goes to dad & his cargo shorts pockets lol.
@@christinariggs896 Love your comment...from a dad of 4👍
One comedian, can't remember who sorry, meassured pockets. Baby clothes have got bigger pockets than women's clothes.🙃
I'm a woman and I love cargo pants!
Love the Nerd comedy. 🤣🤣
Hes awesome!!
I adore cargo pants, would wear the shorts if I ever found them.
Great to see Don on here
We all have that one person who needs to see this.
love cargo pants. plenty of room for the tiny things that we might need.
Somehow i feel smarter having watched this. Thanks Prof!
Don, you nailed it Sir. Awesome presentation. I don't look like a nerd but it always comes out when I point to Jupiter, Saturn, Polaris, Orion, Cassiopeia and on clear nights I point out Andromeda. God help you if you tell me I am wrong - I will pull out Starwalk so fast vapor trails come off of my phone as I scream in your face "Tell me again what 'Star' that is again?!!" My sister had a BF that thought "falling stars" were literally Stars that were falling to Earth. I felt light in the head and dizzy until my sister corrected him. She knew that if she didn't tell him he was wrong I would have a stroke. He tried to argue back but she yelled at him that "STARS DO NOT FALL TO EARTH AND YOU ARE HURTING MY BIG BROTHER!"
Really original and very funny.
Awesome. Love to see his full show.
This guy can use the popcorn chart to judge the ripeness of an avocado as well. Hard, perfect, dead in the exact time ratio.
Someone please invent cargo sweatpants
You are late to the game. Dork
They might not be rigid enough for all of the potential life enhancing tools I need for my day to day activities.
@@georgia19dog I am so smart I can do calculations without the use of math why not invent a machine that alters wave particles as a source of energy if you control the wave you control everything you just have to find and touch everything
So good! Thank you for this Ted talk. I learned nothing but related, so hard!
I just saw this guy tonight at the comedy club! I’ve never laughed so hard for so long in one show! Don is a true professional and very entertaining!! Who would of thought PowerPoint presentations and comedy go so well together!
Why not, they do at work too. We're just required to save the laughter until it's over 🤣
I am adoring your charts
Nerds: mad scientists
Geeks: entertainment buffs
After considering myself a nerd most of my life, I'm having a crisis realizing I might actually just be a dork. I'm a fan of a lot of stuff, but my only true obsession is sports (specifically baseball). Does that qualify as "nerd"? An ex gf only called me dork...never nerd or anything close...wow.
74% of all the Drybar videos I've watched have been excellent!
refreshing humour. loved it!
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!!! Or at least one of them. I LOVE YOU DON
I love all types of comedy shows but it's such a relief to have Dry Bar Comedy. Funny and clean!
Oh man I can relate to those charts!
As an engineer....I appreciate this geek...or is it nerd?
👏👏👏 funny because true type of humour, very entertaining
this nerd approves!
I saw Don on America's Got Talent! Funny Stuff.
The jelly bread thing is so, so true! *LOL*
I love cargo pants, cargo shorts aaaaaand shirts with two pockets!.
lmao at 'you could carry your entire life on those pants' 🤣
Loved the nerd chart!
Loved it! Also proud nerd here :)
does anyone know of more wholesome bits or acts like tis one? Love the easy going feel of this!
I was so sure I didn't have the IQ to be a nerd but then he brought up the cargo pants and charts
I learned something about myself today. I'm a dork. But I love cargo pants!!
😂😂😂 so true about the locker rooms at gyms
I love charts.
Almost as much as Excel
Love it!!! Where's the full special??!!
2:50 that is very similar to the time an avocado is ripe and ready to.... darn it now i missed it...
This guy is good 😄
According to his definitions I've always thought of Geek and Nerd as opposite. But either way this man is hilarious and relatable. If you're a geek or a nerd.
Years ago they were one in the same lol
I'm a nerd, and yes I love cargo shorts...and due to my lack of fashion sense, and social awkwardness, I don't care what you think.
Not caring what other people think would be the height of self-confidence, though - not very nerdy.
@@silvasilvasilva or it could be rational acceptance of reality, which indicates intelligence and thus a nerd.
@@sstorm1971 Well, I don't think intelligence equates nerdiness (far from it), but to each their own, I guess.
He would be the reason I attend office meetings, if only we had more of him and these presentation
You need to add the cargo vest. I call it my verse! A pocket for everything!
Unique. Very funny.
The college professor we all want
I go to the theatre to build decor and props.
oh crap. i glance over at my cargo pants--with suspenders. uh oh.
Uh oh indeed!
Put Jelly or Peanut Butter on a Cat's back and drop it upside down. It will explode before hitting the floor.
This man has given me another brother.
I fit all of the descriptions 🤓
Okay. Yes. But. I gotta add. The jelly bread thing is actually just a physics thing. With the standard height of tables, a standard sized piece of toast can (when pushed off the table with reasonable velocity) only flip so many times before it land and ends jelly side down. If the table is higher than standard the toast will almost always land jelly side up. So the problem isn't bad luck or a glitch in statistics, it's physics and the height of the table. Or if ya wanna be pretentious, it's not Murphy's law, it's Newton.
Of _course_ it lands jelly-side-down more often: kids always load up on the jelly, so that side is _way_ heavier.
Thanks again DBC
I think Im both. I can go either way. I have a cord around my glasses that goes around my neck.
Is that Nerd ... Dork ... old guy ??
Life hack i saw on the internet (so could be fact or cap(and I havent tried it yet because I dont usually eat microwave popcorn) if you wet the pop corn bag before you cook it, the water will help prevent burning because if the steam. try it out and let me know if it works ♡
Most of me laughed. The little bit of Nerd in me, Related. :-)
The percentage of times the sandwich lands jelly side down will be inversely squared by the value of the carpet!
He should be in the AGT finals!
Love his mathematical content ☝🏼🤣
I was hoping that at some point he said thank you for hearing my ted talk
Dayum I love charts
Excellent comedy!
Nice rug it bounces to get more spots 😂😂😂
Very cute and very true especially the gym locker room. Very weird phenomenon there which has happened to me in random locker rooms, including at the Dead Sea in Jordan! Go figure.
A quarter is not 50/50, tails comes up more in a statistically significant manner.
@Baba Ganush yeah but I'm a nerd
Loved it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This gent is GREAT!
Yes charts guy is hilarious
Amazing...
The jelly-bread phenomenon is easily explained by the highly unequal distribution of mass created by spreading jelly on only one side of the bread. However, if you spread equal amounts of jelly on one side of the bread and jam on the other, you will have a roughly 50/50 chance of the bread landing either jelly down or jam down. And a 100% chance of making a mess.
I'm a geek. A nerd wouldn't add the joke line.
So true and funny 🤣
Hey, I got cargo shorts and I'm not...OK ya got me, I am...
(edit) I just looked down and realized that I'm wearing them now.
Great charts, Don!