Jimmy Carr is the kind of Comedian that, if you DONT heckle him at his show, he leaves disapointed and depressed, and actually pays his taxes as a result to feel alive for a change.
Worth noting, it's not as though Jimmy sits around editing videos all day to upload to UA-cam. He'll have an editor for that. Thank the editor, not Jimmy! :P
The heckles are the best part of his shows. I guess we Americans are nothing more than a bunch of repressed Victorian twats. I'd use Jimmy's beloved C-word instead of "twats," but I'm repressed too.
Jimmy, if you see this just know I am so glad that you have so much material posted on UA-cam. I just discovered you a couple of weeks ago and have been binge watching ever since - Yes, right I don't have a job or a life just a computer screen and hours to fill! Peace, out.
just because he’s well spoken doesn’t mean he’s intelligent. how do you know if a comedian is intelligent? they write stuff to make us laugh otherwise they would be out of business
So fetus Jimmy somehow popped out of his mum and pretended to abort himself? 🤔 Sounds like you survived the attempt but sadly the coat hanger did scrape away a large portion of your brain.
He probably grew up on Married with Children... it is been a long while, but I used to be as quick is him. Haven't had a good battle of wits in many moons. Mostly because most people lack the armaments.
Being aware of your surroundings, not getting in the way of your mind (you gotta turn off the think before speaking), and have lots of life experiences. They more the experience, the more puzzle pieces you have waiting to be used. Just gotta be aware to the puzzles
Did anoyone catch someone responding to Jimmy's question to Anthony "what do you do" with "black men", because Anthony asked "what would you do if you were black?"
I want to thank YT for this hideous box below the video informing us about abortions. Its so important that YT steps in and teach us during a COMEDY show.
Jimmy needs to be invited to sit with the ladies on the View. They are in such desperate need of his unique rhetorical skills that they might actually think he's there to listen to them.
My name is Khan, Muslim. So what does Jimmy mean at 1:18? I understand what he says, but i am dutch and am not sure how to spell it; Christianed? Were you christianed by an auctioneer? (excuse me for the spelling mistakes) But imagine being a Hindu or a Muslim. They weren't Christianed, were they?
And eh, farmers get grants. Subsidized. Money from the government to stay afloat. Who pays up for that? The tax payers. So we tax payers pay for to keep farmers afloat so that they can pay bills which they would not have had if we had not invented all these ridiculous laws and rules. Farmers have to pay for this this this and that. We expect food on the table. The rich people know this. So, they will invent whatever rule they can invent to make the farmer pay. And if the farmer can no longer pay, the rich people understand this. They still want to have the farmer produce food, not just for us lemmings but also for the rich. And so they make sure the farmer can pay. So they give him money, so he can pay his debt and all that kinda stuff. But, the rich wont pay for it. They make the lemmings pay for it. They subsidize the farmer, the tax payer pays, the rich person stays rich and keeps his power intact, and voila, the circle is round again. The tax payer complains but still pays his taxes. The farmer complains but can do what ever he wants. And the rich person complains for different reasons which have nothing to do with such silly stuff as the rules and laws that have been invented to make it almost impossible to be a farmer. What a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong would say, and then he would put on his big smile.
I think the guy's name is Cian. And it's Christened. However Jimmy should've said Baptised, especially as Jimmy is Catholic and if the guy's name is Cian then there's all probability that he too is Catholic.
@@jamiekearns1130 Christened is correct, while it's a part of some baptisms, not all baptisms have christenings . To answer the original question, a christening is when a baby ( or a boat ) is given a name in a ceremony
"christened" means named. The expression dates back to when secularism wasn't really a socially acceptable option, and everyone had their child baptised and christened.
Jimmy Carr is the kind of Comedian that, if you DONT heckle him at his show, he leaves disapointed and depressed, and actually pays his taxes as a result to feel alive for a change.
shoutout to him putting the timestamp of the title question for those who wanna skip. please never stop these videos jimmy
jimmys a beast
Worth noting, it's not as though Jimmy sits around editing videos all day to upload to UA-cam. He'll have an editor for that. Thank the editor, not Jimmy! :P
To stand up there and take on Hecklers is an Art that not many Comics can do with the flair that he does .. Brilliant Stuff Mate
He is an absolute legend!!!
I saw him in a club in San Francisco. Everyone was too polite to heckle and I think he was quite disappointed with us
it's not politeness, luv. peeps were afraid of getting shot for the wrong heckle
@@linebrunelle1004by Jimmy?
@@nickevershedmusic8927 nope, by politically correct/woke assassins.
A polite American.....
The heckles are the best part of his shows. I guess we Americans are nothing more than a bunch of repressed Victorian twats. I'd use Jimmy's beloved C-word instead of "twats," but I'm repressed too.
Jimmy, I love you. You are a gem. If I am ever terminally ill, I will spent my family's inheritance to come see you and ask for a personal heckle.
Are you ill?
Otherwise, thats a very odd statement.
I like how he's actually sensitive enough to ask the cancer couple if they'd like to hear more jokes or not, he's awesome
Jimmy, if you see this just know I am so glad that you have so much material posted on UA-cam. I just discovered you a couple of weeks ago and have been binge watching ever since - Yes, right I don't have a job or a life just a computer screen and hours to fill! Peace, out.
Somebody needs to watch all the content right ? xD
jimmy your adlib on the fly from what the audience feeds you and the connections each of them is fantastic. love your content
The most intelligent comedian ive ever seen
He went to the toughest college in Cambridge
@reggiedixon2 it's rough on the south side of Cambridge 😂
U should probably expand your horizons
George Carlin
just because he’s well spoken doesn’t mean he’s intelligent. how do you know if a comedian is intelligent? they write stuff to make us laugh otherwise they would be out of business
Kahn has a twin brother. His name is Kahn’t.
You wont BELIEVE the sisters name... 😳😅
@@peterfitzpatrick7032 I'm dead. XD
You wouldn't want to suffer his Wrath
@@peterfitzpatrick7032 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👍
The correct answer to that question is: " I was on the other end of the coat hanger."
So fetus Jimmy somehow popped out of his mum and pretended to abort himself? 🤔 Sounds like you survived the attempt but sadly the coat hanger did scrape away a large portion of your brain.
pure gold
Someone's gotta tell him "you're breathtaking!" like how someone shouted it at Keanu Reeves and he took it like a LEGEND
Jimmy is bloody amazing live 👏👏👏👏
I love Jimmy... the only comedian that accepts heckles, but actively encourages them and uses them as part of the act. What a fucking legend....
This guy is a fucking legend. Would love to see him and Ricky Gervais do a show together. Would be fucking epic.🍻🍻
I would pay £2000 to see that!
That's like avengers end game! Xxxx❤
You wanted more 😂
@@flexolwell, send a check and your address and we'll see if we can set it up, mate!
Imagine the fear of those in the front row😅
jimmy never dissapoints
Fake and overhyped?
We should all take a moment to thank UA-cam for the informational Nation Library of Medicine banner informing us about abortion on a comedy skit.
Very useful information for the Yanks now that the election's over...
I got an autoparts Ad banner.
" We're you christened by an auctioneer "
I'm already in stitches , that was so good :)
Jimmy Carr : The Bruce Lee of roasting
18:58 😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo
"Mother fucker"
Didn't see that coming
Idk if you'll remember, but even if you don't get it, pretend to have dementia 😂
Lil late Sir :)
love the attitude with the guy fighting cancer. that's the right approach tbh, cancer is no joke.
Hes very quick ... i never liked him at first but over time hes won me over and is great i think 👏🏻
Never laughed and clicked like on a video just from reading the title before watching it… salute 🫡
“I’ll have a cappuccino please.” Bahahaha best line of the show!
"He's not even in court" LOL
I'm seeing my physiotherapist tomorrow, don't know if I can take her seriously anymore
How is his mind working so fast on these comebacks. It is so rare he reuse any of them.
He probably grew up on Married with Children... it is been a long while, but I used to be as quick is him. Haven't had a good battle of wits in many moons. Mostly because most people lack the armaments.
Being aware of your surroundings, not getting in the way of your mind (you gotta turn off the think before speaking), and have lots of life experiences. They more the experience, the more puzzle pieces you have waiting to be used. Just gotta be aware to the puzzles
Omg. Mr. Mullet not being able to grow a mustache, then parlaying to his girl being able to.. had me laughing in a room, alone, like a psycho.
He broke character for the cancer fan. Respect.
Jimmy, you are an absolute legend.
Great stuff jimmah
Timmah?
Genius level trashtalker. Wit upgraded to 100.
I love you Jimmy ❤ My last dying wish is to meet you in person. Even for 30 minutes.
The Art Student joke was 'chef kiss' 🤣🤣🤣
He's made that joke plenty of times to be fair
Comedy genius.❤
Jimmy uploaded the full show
Conrad can't take a joke but wanted to ask Jimmy a question 🤔
Appreciate ya. Thanks for sharing.
With the Khan guy it could be his parents are Star Trek lovers.
hahahahahahaha
So I ain't the only person who thought of that Khan straight away 🙂
@@bradpeadon4610 'My name is KHAN.' That is what I thought of. I love star trek.
absolutely crazy, love it 👏👏
Omg this f’ing guy! 😅 You’re awesome, Jimmy!
Love ya Jimmeh
I love your accents Jimmy. You are the best!!
Thank you Jimmy. Your comedy is on point no matter the subject and you always deliver. Thanks again for ht laughs.
Love how there’s an advisory from the NHS on abortions on here like it’s some sort of Ted Talk.
Great crowdwork! 😂
Rivaling Andrew Shulz.
True Master class. Thank you!!
Greatly entertaining
Alot of those heckles sounded better in their heads 😂😂
bucket list: heckle jimmy so he laughs
Fucking masterclass. I laughed out loud for 30 minutes!
Booked to see you at the Marlow in Canterbury next year. Few months to try to think of an epic heckle!
This has to be AI. I just had an ad for a woman "surviving an abortion."
Got an add from the French public service about abortion rights
This video is marked by google as being health information.
@@fwill182 lol
@@fwill182 lol
Quite literally yes
You sir are amazing!
You are a Hero Sir !🤙🏽
I’m thinking of questions for when I see him in February.
Hehehe, hope to see you on a video
If you could bang anyone on 8 out of 10 cats, why would it be Rachel?
don’t go easy on him 😂
Ask him how he escaped David strassman (he looks like the alien puppet David uses)
I paid for everyone 🤣😂👏👏❤️
Lordy he's quick!
We've got the tickets for months and are awaiting your presence. I do hope you won't let us down by not coming. 😁😁😁
Where are you seeing him?
@@jaysunbrady in Bratislava, next month
Love the comebacks to the public 😂
Smart lady, the guy having a mullet takes him off the market for sure 😂
Did anoyone catch someone responding to Jimmy's question to Anthony "what do you do" with "black men", because Anthony asked "what would you do if you were black?"
"He's not even in court" 😂😂😂😂
Quickest comedian around
Jimmy Carr just needs a little nudge in the right direction. It might hurt you... but you are making the show better
I want to thank YT for this hideous box below the video informing us about abortions. Its so important that YT steps in and teach us during a COMEDY show.
Haha jimmy is on fire on this
J. R. Jimmy Ricard.. drapht, band from WA, Australia.
With the lipstick remark, i was expecting him to say something like "the kind your mom put there"
...and then started unzipping his trousers.
Love this fellow❤️❤️
You're the best. When will you go to Poland?
Jimmy looks like a comic version of Pierce Brosnan
This guy is amazing
8:59 I paid for everyone 😂😂😂
Few people can make me laugh, but this is good stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was class!
Jimmy Carr should consider making films it's going to be epic
How Did You Survive The Abortion? They forgot to take the crochet cover off the coat hanger.
Your too sharp minded to be heckled . Thanks for the funny half hour.
Bill Burr, George Carlin, and Dave Chappelle are three other greats
Jimmy Carr is a class act.
Has someone ever won in a roasting game with this man?
...not even come close to it!
Holy smokes!!! Lol! Can give Ricky Gervais a run for his money!
4:59 hahahah 😂 the joke is there, if you know you know, its still fun.
Didn't get it
Jimmy drops a lot more F bombs these days
All comedians who aren't funny resort to swearing...😮
Legend!
Jimmy has never known the regret that comes with thinking of the perfect slapback hours too late.
I prefer this to his act.
@1:42
Walking on it is really SCARY*, not scared
Merci.
19:46 it's funny, because it's true
He knew Rathmines was a nicer area of Dublin before the crowd made a noise.
Must stay in Dublin quite a bit.
Ahhh....nothing funnier then the UA-cam fact check of what is an abortion. 😂😂 Humor at its best!
He reminds me of Quagmire from family Guy lol
Giggity Carr
"You're and art student? So it's not even that you don't have a real job. You're still studying to not have a real job?"
I luvs me some Jimmy Carr
Jimmy needs to be invited to sit with the ladies on the View. They are in such desperate need of his unique rhetorical skills that they might actually think he's there to listen to them.
9:55 ... weird question ... " if you were to be a soup; what kind of soup would you be ? "
My name is Khan, Muslim.
So what does Jimmy mean at 1:18?
I understand what he says, but i am dutch and am not sure how to spell it; Christianed?
Were you christianed by an auctioneer?
(excuse me for the spelling mistakes)
But imagine being a Hindu or a Muslim.
They weren't Christianed, were they?
And eh, farmers get grants.
Subsidized.
Money from the government to stay afloat.
Who pays up for that?
The tax payers.
So we tax payers pay for to keep farmers afloat so that they can pay bills which they would not have had if we had not invented all these ridiculous laws and rules.
Farmers have to pay for this this this and that. We expect food on the table. The rich people know this. So, they will invent whatever rule they can invent to make the farmer pay.
And if the farmer can no longer pay, the rich people understand this.
They still want to have the farmer produce food, not just for us lemmings but also for the rich.
And so they make sure the farmer can pay.
So they give him money, so he can pay his debt and all that kinda stuff.
But, the rich wont pay for it.
They make the lemmings pay for it.
They subsidize the farmer, the tax payer pays, the rich person stays rich and keeps his power intact, and voila, the circle is round again.
The tax payer complains but still pays his taxes.
The farmer complains but can do what ever he wants.
And the rich person complains for different reasons which have nothing to do with such silly stuff as the rules and laws that have been invented to make it almost impossible to be a farmer.
What a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong would say, and then he would put on his big smile.
I think the guy's name is Cian. And it's Christened. However Jimmy should've said Baptised, especially as Jimmy is Catholic and if the guy's name is Cian then there's all probability that he too is Catholic.
@@jamiekearns1130 Christened is correct, while it's a part of some baptisms, not all baptisms have christenings . To answer the original question, a christening is when a baby ( or a boat ) is given a name in a ceremony
"christened" means named. The expression dates back to when secularism wasn't really a socially acceptable option, and everyone had their child baptised and christened.
He is great. he needs A better audience.