"How Did You Survive The Abortion?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers | Jimmy Carr

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  • @KevinRabbitt
    @KevinRabbitt Місяць тому +184

    To stand up there and take on Hecklers is an Art that not many Comics can do with the flair that he does .. Brilliant Stuff Mate

  • @jabrams875
    @jabrams875 Місяць тому +760

    I saw him in a club in San Francisco. Everyone was too polite to heckle and I think he was quite disappointed with us

    • @linebrunelle1004
      @linebrunelle1004 Місяць тому +96

      it's not politeness, luv. peeps were afraid of getting shot for the wrong heckle

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 Місяць тому +10

      ​@@linebrunelle1004by Jimmy?

    • @mickh6426
      @mickh6426 Місяць тому

      @@nickevershedmusic8927 nope, by politically correct/woke assassins.

    • @stevengatti7261
      @stevengatti7261 Місяць тому +29

      A polite American.....

    • @RobinBaich
      @RobinBaich Місяць тому

      The heckles are the best part of his shows. I guess we Americans are nothing more than a bunch of repressed Victorian twats. I'd use Jimmy's beloved C-word instead of "twats," but I'm repressed too.

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias Місяць тому +320

    shoutout to him putting the timestamp of the title question for those who wanna skip. please never stop these videos jimmy

    • @purplespudz4023
      @purplespudz4023 Місяць тому +5

      jimmys a beast

    • @Yeldur
      @Yeldur Місяць тому +2

      Worth noting, it's not as though Jimmy sits around editing videos all day to upload to UA-cam. He'll have an editor for that. Thank the editor, not Jimmy! :P

  • @YashinNashi
    @YashinNashi Місяць тому +39

    Jimmy, I love you. You are a gem. If I am ever terminally ill, I will spent my family's inheritance to come see you and ask for a personal heckle.

    • @Boru06
      @Boru06 Місяць тому

      Are you ill?
      Otherwise, thats a very odd statement.

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Місяць тому +47

    Jimmy Carr is the kind of Comedian that, if you DONT heckle him at his show, he leaves disapointed and depressed, and actually pays his taxes as a result to feel alive for a change.

  • @Benny-o6p
    @Benny-o6p Місяць тому +177

    I like how he's actually sensitive enough to ask the cancer couple if they'd like to hear more jokes or not, he's awesome

  • @PaulBarwick
    @PaulBarwick Місяць тому +110

    Jimmy, if you see this just know I am so glad that you have so much material posted on UA-cam. I just discovered you a couple of weeks ago and have been binge watching ever since - Yes, right I don't have a job or a life just a computer screen and hours to fill! Peace, out.

    • @DJMetalstone
      @DJMetalstone Місяць тому +3

      Somebody needs to watch all the content right ? xD

  • @GameAGuy
    @GameAGuy Місяць тому +23

    jimmy your adlib on the fly from what the audience feeds you and the connections each of them is fantastic. love your content

  • @PeterSothern
    @PeterSothern Місяць тому +143

    The most intelligent comedian ive ever seen

    • @reggiedixon2
      @reggiedixon2 Місяць тому +15

      He went to the toughest college in Cambridge

    • @PeterSothern
      @PeterSothern Місяць тому +9

      ​@reggiedixon2 it's rough on the south side of Cambridge 😂

    • @eoin7664
      @eoin7664 Місяць тому +1

      U should probably expand your horizons

    • @prollins6443
      @prollins6443 Місяць тому +5

      George Carlin

    • @tureq85
      @tureq85 Місяць тому +1

      just because he’s well spoken doesn’t mean he’s intelligent. how do you know if a comedian is intelligent? they write stuff to make us laugh otherwise they would be out of business

  • @kieranokeeffe1363
    @kieranokeeffe1363 Місяць тому +51

    Jimmy is bloody amazing live 👏👏👏👏

  • @miganhawkins8390
    @miganhawkins8390 Місяць тому +86

    This guy is a fucking legend. Would love to see him and Ricky Gervais do a show together. Would be fucking epic.🍻🍻

    • @flexol
      @flexol Місяць тому +3

      I would pay £2000 to see that!

    • @thomaswilliams5499
      @thomaswilliams5499 Місяць тому +1

      That's like avengers end game! Xxxx❤

    • @thomaswilliams5499
      @thomaswilliams5499 Місяць тому

      You wanted more 😂

    • @warplanner8852
      @warplanner8852 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@flexolwell, send a check and your address and we'll see if we can set it up, mate!

    • @bellableu5985
      @bellableu5985 Місяць тому +2

      Imagine the fear of those in the front row😅

  • @frankedgar6694
    @frankedgar6694 Місяць тому +132

    Kahn has a twin brother. His name is Kahn’t.

  • @knowledgeworldback3062
    @knowledgeworldback3062 Місяць тому +57

    jimmy never dissapoints

  • @rakplic
    @rakplic Місяць тому +109

    The correct answer to that question is: " I was on the other end of the coat hanger."

    • @tjjames9846
      @tjjames9846 Місяць тому

      So fetus Jimmy somehow popped out of his mum and pretended to abort himself? 🤔 Sounds like you survived the attempt but sadly the coat hanger did scrape away a large portion of your brain.

    • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
      @stonedmountainunicorn9532 12 днів тому +1

      pure gold

  • @GeorgeLista
    @GeorgeLista Місяць тому +7

    Never laughed and clicked like on a video just from reading the title before watching it… salute 🫡

  • @themightiestofbooshes9443
    @themightiestofbooshes9443 Місяць тому +33

    Someone's gotta tell him "you're breathtaking!" like how someone shouted it at Keanu Reeves and he took it like a LEGEND

  • @cro4891
    @cro4891 Місяць тому +33

    18:58 😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo
    "Mother fucker"
    Didn't see that coming

    • @Debbie-vv8fw
      @Debbie-vv8fw Місяць тому

      Idk if you'll remember, but even if you don't get it, pretend to have dementia 😂

    • @Klausi_92
      @Klausi_92 Місяць тому +1

      Lil late Sir :)

  • @User-actSpacing
    @User-actSpacing Місяць тому +6

    I love you Jimmy ❤ My last dying wish is to meet you in person. Even for 30 minutes.

  • @Smokr
    @Smokr Місяць тому +12

    We should all take a moment to thank UA-cam for the informational Nation Library of Medicine banner informing us about abortion on a comedy skit.

    • @thefinalflashback
      @thefinalflashback 10 днів тому

      Very useful information for the Yanks now that the election's over...

    • @odys3803
      @odys3803 3 дні тому

      I got an autoparts Ad banner.

  • @davidasbridge5368
    @davidasbridge5368 Місяць тому +14

    Hes very quick ... i never liked him at first but over time hes won me over and is great i think 👏🏻

  • @carlrudland5938
    @carlrudland5938 Місяць тому +41

    Jimmy Carr : The Bruce Lee of roasting

  • @rogervalero8901
    @rogervalero8901 Місяць тому +21

    The Art Student joke was 'chef kiss' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fanbladeinstruments
    @fanbladeinstruments Місяць тому +19

    I'm seeing my physiotherapist tomorrow, don't know if I can take her seriously anymore

  • @wetbadger2174
    @wetbadger2174 Місяць тому +18

    Jimmy, you are an absolute legend.

  • @Consural
    @Consural Місяць тому +15

    "He's not even in court" LOL

  • @zazazaza-fs3zo
    @zazazaza-fs3zo Місяць тому +20

    Great stuff jimmah

  • @stevecox7075
    @stevecox7075 Місяць тому +11

    Comedy genius.❤

  • @ruperterskin2117
    @ruperterskin2117 Місяць тому +2

    Appreciate ya. Thanks for sharing.

  • @KaligarPrimus
    @KaligarPrimus 18 днів тому

    Thank you Jimmy. Your comedy is on point no matter the subject and you always deliver. Thanks again for ht laughs.

  • @Ad-Infinitum
    @Ad-Infinitum Місяць тому +14

    Conrad can't take a joke but wanted to ask Jimmy a question 🤔

  • @CottonshadowChanel
    @CottonshadowChanel Місяць тому +30

    Genius level trashtalker. Wit upgraded to 100.

  • @GraveUypo
    @GraveUypo 14 днів тому

    love the attitude with the guy fighting cancer. that's the right approach tbh, cancer is no joke.

  • @hikerwoody182
    @hikerwoody182 Місяць тому +7

    absolutely crazy, love it 👏👏

  • @sled9263
    @sled9263 Місяць тому +5

    “I’ll have a cappuccino please.” Bahahaha best line of the show!

  • @richmondstevenj
    @richmondstevenj Місяць тому +4

    Fucking masterclass. I laughed out loud for 30 minutes!

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 Місяць тому +44

    How is his mind working so fast on these comebacks. It is so rare he reuse any of them.

    • @slaapliedje
      @slaapliedje Місяць тому

      He probably grew up on Married with Children... it is been a long while, but I used to be as quick is him. Haven't had a good battle of wits in many moons. Mostly because most people lack the armaments.

    • @fillerbunnyninjashark271
      @fillerbunnyninjashark271 Місяць тому +1

      Being aware of your surroundings, not getting in the way of your mind (you gotta turn off the think before speaking), and have lots of life experiences. They more the experience, the more puzzle pieces you have waiting to be used. Just gotta be aware to the puzzles

  • @e.b25
    @e.b25 Місяць тому +6

    He broke character for the cancer fan. Respect.

  • @xix94
    @xix94 Місяць тому +9

    Jimmy uploaded the full show

  • @DJMetalstone
    @DJMetalstone Місяць тому +1

    " We're you christened by an auctioneer "
    I'm already in stitches , that was so good :)

  • @Excanda
    @Excanda Місяць тому +6

    With the Khan guy it could be his parents are Star Trek lovers.

    • @bradpeadon4610
      @bradpeadon4610 22 дні тому +1

      hahahahahahaha
      So I ain't the only person who thought of that Khan straight away 🙂

    • @Excanda
      @Excanda 22 дні тому

      @@bradpeadon4610 'My name is KHAN.' That is what I thought of. I love star trek.

  • @stevenotto1456
    @stevenotto1456 Місяць тому +10

    Great crowdwork! 😂

  • @MrHeems
    @MrHeems Місяць тому +2

    Omg. Mr. Mullet not being able to grow a mustache, then parlaying to his girl being able to.. had me laughing in a room, alone, like a psycho.

  • @psutton473
    @psutton473 Місяць тому +3

    Omg this f’ing guy! 😅 You’re awesome, Jimmy!

  • @shaunsaunders531
    @shaunsaunders531 14 днів тому

    Booked to see you at the Marlow in Canterbury next year. Few months to try to think of an epic heckle!

  • @saragandey8625
    @saragandey8625 Місяць тому +6

    Greatly entertaining

  • @marcellipovsky8222
    @marcellipovsky8222 Місяць тому +2

    We've got the tickets for months and are awaiting your presence. I do hope you won't let us down by not coming. 😁😁😁

  • @cindycliff70
    @cindycliff70 Місяць тому +2

    I love your accents Jimmy. You are the best!!

  • @brabhamfreaman166
    @brabhamfreaman166 Місяць тому +10

    Love ya Jimmeh

  • @gaspode505
    @gaspode505 26 днів тому +2

    Love the comebacks to the public 😂

  • @wesamal6302
    @wesamal6302 12 днів тому

    Jimmy Carr should consider making films it's going to be epic

  • @bradleytyrrell4417
    @bradleytyrrell4417 Місяць тому +2

    Quickest comedian around

  • @thatismyjam6282
    @thatismyjam6282 Місяць тому +13

    bucket list: heckle jimmy so he laughs

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan Місяць тому +19

    I’m thinking of questions for when I see him in February.

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 Місяць тому +2

      Hehehe, hope to see you on a video

    • @CRCinAU
      @CRCinAU Місяць тому

      If you could bang anyone on 8 out of 10 cats, why would it be Rachel?

    • @tureq85
      @tureq85 Місяць тому

      don’t go easy on him 😂

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 Місяць тому +1

      Ask him how he escaped David strassman (he looks like the alien puppet David uses)

  • @O_I_DJKEN
    @O_I_DJKEN Місяць тому +7

    You are a Hero Sir !🤙🏽

  • @007gibberish
    @007gibberish Місяць тому +2

    Lordy he's quick!

  • @DavidNolan-fi8gi
    @DavidNolan-fi8gi Місяць тому +14

    I paid for everyone 🤣😂👏👏❤️

  • @Herbalaties
    @Herbalaties Місяць тому +5

    J. R. Jimmy Ricard.. drapht, band from WA, Australia.

  • @generaldamage3282
    @generaldamage3282 Місяць тому +1

    Haha jimmy is on fire on this

  • @r3snaadille
    @r3snaadille Місяць тому +1

    Did anoyone catch someone responding to Jimmy's question to Anthony "what do you do" with "black men", because Anthony asked "what would you do if you were black?"

  • @annebokma4637
    @annebokma4637 Місяць тому +2

    Smart lady, the guy having a mullet takes him off the market for sure 😂

  • @Noconstitutionfordemocrats1
    @Noconstitutionfordemocrats1 Місяць тому +10

    This has to be AI. I just had an ad for a woman "surviving an abortion."

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 Місяць тому +1

      Got an add from the French public service about abortion rights

    • @fwill182
      @fwill182 Місяць тому

      This video is marked by google as being health information.

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 Місяць тому

      @@fwill182 lol

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 Місяць тому

      @@fwill182 lol

  • @glen3257
    @glen3257 Місяць тому

    You sir are amazing!

  • @Ed-eq8ui
    @Ed-eq8ui Місяць тому +6

    This guy is amazing

  • @Oktaiktanktanski
    @Oktaiktanktanski Місяць тому +1

    You're the best. When will you go to Poland?

  • @bengaltigers777
    @bengaltigers777 Місяць тому +2

    Your too sharp minded to be heckled . Thanks for the funny half hour.

  • @Inkslinger123
    @Inkslinger123 Місяць тому +2

    Love how there’s an advisory from the NHS on abortions on here like it’s some sort of Ted Talk.

  • @Senorzilchnzero
    @Senorzilchnzero 29 днів тому +8

    I want to thank YT for this hideous box below the video informing us about abortions. Its so important that YT steps in and teach us during a COMEDY show.

  • @finbarscanlonwolf
    @finbarscanlonwolf Місяць тому +1

    Alot of those heckles sounded better in their heads 😂😂

  • @foolsleadtheworld578
    @foolsleadtheworld578 27 днів тому

    Few people can make me laugh, but this is good stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @poja82
    @poja82 28 днів тому +1

    Has someone ever won in a roasting game with this man?

  • @balajimk
    @balajimk Місяць тому

    Jimmy Carr is a class act.

  • @kaizen_ksm
    @kaizen_ksm 16 днів тому +1

    With the lipstick remark, i was expecting him to say something like "the kind your mom put there"

  • @gaville901
    @gaville901 Місяць тому +2

    Jimmy looks like a comic version of Pierce Brosnan

  • @slide4180
    @slide4180 Місяць тому +7

    Jimmy drops a lot more F bombs these days

    • @multioptioned
      @multioptioned Місяць тому

      All comedians who aren't funny resort to swearing...😮

  • @freqeist
    @freqeist Місяць тому +1

    I prefer this to his act.

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 6 днів тому

    "He's not even in court" 😂😂😂😂

  • @janineregan1677
    @janineregan1677 22 дні тому

    Love this fellow❤️❤️

  • @jaysunbrady
    @jaysunbrady Місяць тому

    He knew Rathmines was a nicer area of Dublin before the crowd made a noise.
    Must stay in Dublin quite a bit.

  • @nnitro527
    @nnitro527 Місяць тому +1

    4:59 hahahah 😂 the joke is there, if you know you know, its still fun.

  • @LikesToArgueOverNothing
    @LikesToArgueOverNothing 6 днів тому

    He is great. he needs A better audience.

  • @John-ws6op
    @John-ws6op Місяць тому

    Bill Burr, George Carlin, and Dave Chappelle are three other greats

  • @weebee6922
    @weebee6922 20 днів тому +1

    He is so obnoxious: I love it.

  • @Kyujin666
    @Kyujin666 Місяць тому +2

    Holy smokes!!! Lol! Can give Ricky Gervais a run for his money!

  • @n1hondude
    @n1hondude Місяць тому

    @1:42
    Walking on it is really SCARY*, not scared

  • @adrianonhilton
    @adrianonhilton Місяць тому +5

    How Did You Survive The Abortion? They forgot to take the crochet cover off the coat hanger.

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 Місяць тому +1

    I luvs me some Jimmy Carr

  • @Isaksson9915
    @Isaksson9915 Місяць тому

    Legend!

  • @danielrossi9543
    @danielrossi9543 Місяць тому +12

    He reminds me of Quagmire from family Guy lol

  • @amykelly23
    @amykelly23 Місяць тому +1

    Ahhh....nothing funnier then the UA-cam fact check of what is an abortion. 😂😂 Humor at its best!

  • @jeffslist6878
    @jeffslist6878 18 днів тому

    Jimmy would love hanging out with us

  • @hsarclaedi
    @hsarclaedi Місяць тому +1

    19:46 it's funny, because it's true

  • @fredericjuliard4261
    @fredericjuliard4261 Місяць тому

    Merci.

  • @johnroberts6864
    @johnroberts6864 22 дні тому

    So quick witted.

  • @Namtov
    @Namtov Місяць тому

    Wonder what a battle between him and Don Rickles would be like.

  • @460V8
    @460V8 Місяць тому

    8:59 I paid for everyone 😂😂😂

  • @paulnolan4971
    @paulnolan4971 13 днів тому

    Comedy genius. No less

  • @Siafk
    @Siafk Місяць тому +7

    "We work in engineering"
    "Ive got a friend who can help you with pipes"
    xD
    How does he come up with that

    • @jaysunbrady
      @jaysunbrady Місяць тому +1

      It's was a call back to a comment a audience member said earlier in the show.

  • @TheCrusaderBin
    @TheCrusaderBin Місяць тому

    Cool, I had a laugh :)

  • @bellableu5985
    @bellableu5985 Місяць тому

    Ps
    Your laugh is so catchy

  • @RonnyAndersson-q9b
    @RonnyAndersson-q9b Місяць тому

    I got a 401k. Doc said "leave him".