"How Did You Survive The Abortion?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers | Jimmy Carr

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  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 2 місяці тому +92

    Jimmy Carr is the kind of Comedian that, if you DONT heckle him at his show, he leaves disapointed and depressed, and actually pays his taxes as a result to feel alive for a change.

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias 2 місяці тому +350

    shoutout to him putting the timestamp of the title question for those who wanna skip. please never stop these videos jimmy

    • @purplespudz4023
      @purplespudz4023 2 місяці тому +5

      jimmys a beast

    • @Yeldur
      @Yeldur 2 місяці тому +2

      Worth noting, it's not as though Jimmy sits around editing videos all day to upload to UA-cam. He'll have an editor for that. Thank the editor, not Jimmy! :P

  • @KevinRabbitt
    @KevinRabbitt 2 місяці тому +218

    To stand up there and take on Hecklers is an Art that not many Comics can do with the flair that he does .. Brilliant Stuff Mate

    • @clintong8649
      @clintong8649 Місяць тому +2

      He is an absolute legend!!!

  • @jabrams875
    @jabrams875 2 місяці тому +827

    I saw him in a club in San Francisco. Everyone was too polite to heckle and I think he was quite disappointed with us

    • @linebrunelle1004
      @linebrunelle1004 2 місяці тому +107

      it's not politeness, luv. peeps were afraid of getting shot for the wrong heckle

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@linebrunelle1004by Jimmy?

    • @mickh6426
      @mickh6426 2 місяці тому

      @@nickevershedmusic8927 nope, by politically correct/woke assassins.

    • @stevengatti7261
      @stevengatti7261 2 місяці тому +32

      A polite American.....

    • @RobinBaich
      @RobinBaich 2 місяці тому

      The heckles are the best part of his shows. I guess we Americans are nothing more than a bunch of repressed Victorian twats. I'd use Jimmy's beloved C-word instead of "twats," but I'm repressed too.

  • @YashinNashi
    @YashinNashi 2 місяці тому +46

    Jimmy, I love you. You are a gem. If I am ever terminally ill, I will spent my family's inheritance to come see you and ask for a personal heckle.

    • @Boru06
      @Boru06 2 місяці тому

      Are you ill?
      Otherwise, thats a very odd statement.

  • @Benny-o6p
    @Benny-o6p 2 місяці тому +195

    I like how he's actually sensitive enough to ask the cancer couple if they'd like to hear more jokes or not, he's awesome

  • @PaulBarwick
    @PaulBarwick 2 місяці тому +115

    Jimmy, if you see this just know I am so glad that you have so much material posted on UA-cam. I just discovered you a couple of weeks ago and have been binge watching ever since - Yes, right I don't have a job or a life just a computer screen and hours to fill! Peace, out.

    • @DJMetalstone
      @DJMetalstone 2 місяці тому +3

      Somebody needs to watch all the content right ? xD

  • @GameAGuy
    @GameAGuy 2 місяці тому +27

    jimmy your adlib on the fly from what the audience feeds you and the connections each of them is fantastic. love your content

  • @PeterSothern
    @PeterSothern 2 місяці тому +155

    The most intelligent comedian ive ever seen

    • @reggiedixon2
      @reggiedixon2 2 місяці тому +16

      He went to the toughest college in Cambridge

    • @PeterSothern
      @PeterSothern 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@reggiedixon2 it's rough on the south side of Cambridge 😂

    • @eoin7664
      @eoin7664 2 місяці тому +1

      U should probably expand your horizons

    • @prollins6443
      @prollins6443 2 місяці тому +6

      George Carlin

    • @tureq85
      @tureq85 2 місяці тому +1

      just because he’s well spoken doesn’t mean he’s intelligent. how do you know if a comedian is intelligent? they write stuff to make us laugh otherwise they would be out of business

  • @frankedgar6694
    @frankedgar6694 2 місяці тому +149

    Kahn has a twin brother. His name is Kahn’t.

  • @rakplic
    @rakplic 2 місяці тому +114

    The correct answer to that question is: " I was on the other end of the coat hanger."

    • @tjjames9846
      @tjjames9846 2 місяці тому

      So fetus Jimmy somehow popped out of his mum and pretended to abort himself? 🤔 Sounds like you survived the attempt but sadly the coat hanger did scrape away a large portion of your brain.

    • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
      @stonedmountainunicorn9532 Місяць тому +1

      pure gold

  • @themightiestofbooshes9443
    @themightiestofbooshes9443 2 місяці тому +38

    Someone's gotta tell him "you're breathtaking!" like how someone shouted it at Keanu Reeves and he took it like a LEGEND

  • @kieranokeeffe1363
    @kieranokeeffe1363 2 місяці тому +55

    Jimmy is bloody amazing live 👏👏👏👏

  • @alexrompen805
    @alexrompen805 Місяць тому +2

    I love Jimmy... the only comedian that accepts heckles, but actively encourages them and uses them as part of the act. What a fucking legend....

  • @miganhawkins8390
    @miganhawkins8390 2 місяці тому +89

    This guy is a fucking legend. Would love to see him and Ricky Gervais do a show together. Would be fucking epic.🍻🍻

    • @flexol
      @flexol 2 місяці тому +3

      I would pay £2000 to see that!

    • @thomaswilliams5499
      @thomaswilliams5499 2 місяці тому +1

      That's like avengers end game! Xxxx❤

    • @thomaswilliams5499
      @thomaswilliams5499 2 місяці тому

      You wanted more 😂

    • @warplanner8852
      @warplanner8852 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@flexolwell, send a check and your address and we'll see if we can set it up, mate!

    • @bellableu5985
      @bellableu5985 2 місяці тому +2

      Imagine the fear of those in the front row😅

  • @knowledgeworldback3062
    @knowledgeworldback3062 2 місяці тому +59

    jimmy never dissapoints

  • @Smokr
    @Smokr 2 місяці тому +17

    We should all take a moment to thank UA-cam for the informational Nation Library of Medicine banner informing us about abortion on a comedy skit.

    • @thefinalflashback
      @thefinalflashback Місяць тому

      Very useful information for the Yanks now that the election's over...

    • @odys3803
      @odys3803 Місяць тому

      I got an autoparts Ad banner.

  • @DJMetalstone
    @DJMetalstone 2 місяці тому +4

    " We're you christened by an auctioneer "
    I'm already in stitches , that was so good :)

  • @carlrudland5938
    @carlrudland5938 2 місяці тому +44

    Jimmy Carr : The Bruce Lee of roasting

  • @cro4891
    @cro4891 2 місяці тому +37

    18:58 😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo
    "Mother fucker"
    Didn't see that coming

    • @Debbie-vv8fw
      @Debbie-vv8fw 2 місяці тому

      Idk if you'll remember, but even if you don't get it, pretend to have dementia 😂

    • @Klausi_92
      @Klausi_92 2 місяці тому +1

      Lil late Sir :)

  • @GraveUypo
    @GraveUypo Місяць тому +2

    love the attitude with the guy fighting cancer. that's the right approach tbh, cancer is no joke.

  • @davidasbridge5368
    @davidasbridge5368 2 місяці тому +19

    Hes very quick ... i never liked him at first but over time hes won me over and is great i think 👏🏻

  • @GeorgeLista
    @GeorgeLista 2 місяці тому +7

    Never laughed and clicked like on a video just from reading the title before watching it… salute 🫡

  • @sled9263
    @sled9263 2 місяці тому +7

    “I’ll have a cappuccino please.” Bahahaha best line of the show!

  • @Consural
    @Consural 2 місяці тому +16

    "He's not even in court" LOL

  • @fanbladeinstruments
    @fanbladeinstruments 2 місяці тому +20

    I'm seeing my physiotherapist tomorrow, don't know if I can take her seriously anymore

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 2 місяці тому +46

    How is his mind working so fast on these comebacks. It is so rare he reuse any of them.

    • @slaapliedje
      @slaapliedje 2 місяці тому

      He probably grew up on Married with Children... it is been a long while, but I used to be as quick is him. Haven't had a good battle of wits in many moons. Mostly because most people lack the armaments.

    • @fillerbunnyninjashark271
      @fillerbunnyninjashark271 2 місяці тому +1

      Being aware of your surroundings, not getting in the way of your mind (you gotta turn off the think before speaking), and have lots of life experiences. They more the experience, the more puzzle pieces you have waiting to be used. Just gotta be aware to the puzzles

  • @MrHeems
    @MrHeems 2 місяці тому +4

    Omg. Mr. Mullet not being able to grow a mustache, then parlaying to his girl being able to.. had me laughing in a room, alone, like a psycho.

  • @e.b25
    @e.b25 2 місяці тому +8

    He broke character for the cancer fan. Respect.

  • @wetbadger2174
    @wetbadger2174 2 місяці тому +19

    Jimmy, you are an absolute legend.

  • @zazazaza-fs3zo
    @zazazaza-fs3zo 2 місяці тому +20

    Great stuff jimmah

  • @CottonshadowChanel
    @CottonshadowChanel 2 місяці тому +32

    Genius level trashtalker. Wit upgraded to 100.

  • @User-actSpacing
    @User-actSpacing 2 місяці тому +6

    I love you Jimmy ❤ My last dying wish is to meet you in person. Even for 30 minutes.

  • @rogervalero8901
    @rogervalero8901 2 місяці тому +21

    The Art Student joke was 'chef kiss' 🤣🤣🤣

    • @plutopulp
      @plutopulp Місяць тому

      He's made that joke plenty of times to be fair

  • @stevecox7075
    @stevecox7075 2 місяці тому +11

    Comedy genius.❤

  • @xix94
    @xix94 2 місяці тому +9

    Jimmy uploaded the full show

  • @Ad-Infinitum
    @Ad-Infinitum 2 місяці тому +15

    Conrad can't take a joke but wanted to ask Jimmy a question 🤔

  • @ruperterskin2117
    @ruperterskin2117 2 місяці тому +2

    Appreciate ya. Thanks for sharing.

  • @Excanda
    @Excanda 2 місяці тому +8

    With the Khan guy it could be his parents are Star Trek lovers.

    • @bradpeadon4610
      @bradpeadon4610 Місяць тому +2

      hahahahahahaha
      So I ain't the only person who thought of that Khan straight away 🙂

    • @Excanda
      @Excanda Місяць тому +1

      @@bradpeadon4610 'My name is KHAN.' That is what I thought of. I love star trek.

  • @hikerwoody182
    @hikerwoody182 2 місяці тому +7

    absolutely crazy, love it 👏👏

  • @psutton473
    @psutton473 2 місяці тому +5

    Omg this f’ing guy! 😅 You’re awesome, Jimmy!

  • @brabhamfreaman166
    @brabhamfreaman166 2 місяці тому +10

    Love ya Jimmeh

  • @cindycliff70
    @cindycliff70 2 місяці тому +3

    I love your accents Jimmy. You are the best!!

  • @KaligarPrimus
    @KaligarPrimus Місяць тому

    Thank you Jimmy. Your comedy is on point no matter the subject and you always deliver. Thanks again for ht laughs.

  • @Inkslinger123
    @Inkslinger123 2 місяці тому +3

    Love how there’s an advisory from the NHS on abortions on here like it’s some sort of Ted Talk.

  • @stevenotto1456
    @stevenotto1456 2 місяці тому +10

    Great crowdwork! 😂

  • @barbarabutterbaugh9721
    @barbarabutterbaugh9721 14 днів тому

    True Master class. Thank you!!

  • @saragandey8625
    @saragandey8625 2 місяці тому +7

    Greatly entertaining

  • @finbarscanlonwolf
    @finbarscanlonwolf 2 місяці тому +3

    Alot of those heckles sounded better in their heads 😂😂

  • @thatismyjam6282
    @thatismyjam6282 2 місяці тому +13

    bucket list: heckle jimmy so he laughs

  • @richmondstevenj
    @richmondstevenj 2 місяці тому +4

    Fucking masterclass. I laughed out loud for 30 minutes!

  • @shaunsaunders531
    @shaunsaunders531 Місяць тому

    Booked to see you at the Marlow in Canterbury next year. Few months to try to think of an epic heckle!

  • @Noconstitutionfordemocrats1
    @Noconstitutionfordemocrats1 2 місяці тому +11

    This has to be AI. I just had an ad for a woman "surviving an abortion."

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 2 місяці тому +1

      Got an add from the French public service about abortion rights

    • @fwill182
      @fwill182 2 місяці тому

      This video is marked by google as being health information.

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 2 місяці тому

      @@fwill182 lol

    • @samdumaquis2033
      @samdumaquis2033 2 місяці тому

      @@fwill182 lol

    • @Splozy
      @Splozy 2 дні тому

      Quite literally yes

  • @glen3257
    @glen3257 2 місяці тому +1

    You sir are amazing!

  • @Ø_I_DJKEN
    @Ø_I_DJKEN 2 місяці тому +7

    You are a Hero Sir !🤙🏽

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan 2 місяці тому +19

    I’m thinking of questions for when I see him in February.

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 2 місяці тому +2

      Hehehe, hope to see you on a video

    • @CRCinAU
      @CRCinAU 2 місяці тому

      If you could bang anyone on 8 out of 10 cats, why would it be Rachel?

    • @tureq85
      @tureq85 2 місяці тому

      don’t go easy on him 😂

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 2 місяці тому +1

      Ask him how he escaped David strassman (he looks like the alien puppet David uses)

  • @DavidNolan-fi8gi
    @DavidNolan-fi8gi 2 місяці тому +14

    I paid for everyone 🤣😂👏👏❤️

  • @007gibberish
    @007gibberish 2 місяці тому +3

    Lordy he's quick!

  • @marcellipovsky8222
    @marcellipovsky8222 2 місяці тому +2

    We've got the tickets for months and are awaiting your presence. I do hope you won't let us down by not coming. 😁😁😁

  • @gaspode505
    @gaspode505 Місяць тому +2

    Love the comebacks to the public 😂

  • @annebokma4637
    @annebokma4637 2 місяці тому +3

    Smart lady, the guy having a mullet takes him off the market for sure 😂

  • @r3snaadille
    @r3snaadille 2 місяці тому +1

    Did anoyone catch someone responding to Jimmy's question to Anthony "what do you do" with "black men", because Anthony asked "what would you do if you were black?"

  • @paulburchell1762
    @paulburchell1762 Місяць тому +1

    "He's not even in court" 😂😂😂😂

  • @bradleytyrrell4417
    @bradleytyrrell4417 2 місяці тому +2

    Quickest comedian around

  • @jasonbutler1996
    @jasonbutler1996 11 днів тому

    Jimmy Carr just needs a little nudge in the right direction. It might hurt you... but you are making the show better

  • @Senorzilchnzero
    @Senorzilchnzero 2 місяці тому +9

    I want to thank YT for this hideous box below the video informing us about abortions. Its so important that YT steps in and teach us during a COMEDY show.

  • @generaldamage3282
    @generaldamage3282 2 місяці тому +1

    Haha jimmy is on fire on this

  • @Herbalaties
    @Herbalaties 2 місяці тому +5

    J. R. Jimmy Ricard.. drapht, band from WA, Australia.

  • @kaizen_ksm
    @kaizen_ksm Місяць тому +2

    With the lipstick remark, i was expecting him to say something like "the kind your mom put there"

    • @lolzlolz69
      @lolzlolz69 24 дні тому

      ...and then started unzipping his trousers.

  • @janineregan1677
    @janineregan1677 Місяць тому

    Love this fellow❤️❤️

  • @Oktaiktanktanski
    @Oktaiktanktanski 2 місяці тому +1

    You're the best. When will you go to Poland?

  • @gaville901
    @gaville901 2 місяці тому +3

    Jimmy looks like a comic version of Pierce Brosnan

  • @Ed-eq8ui
    @Ed-eq8ui 2 місяці тому +6

    This guy is amazing

  • @460V8
    @460V8 2 місяці тому +1

    8:59 I paid for everyone 😂😂😂

  • @foolsleadtheworld578
    @foolsleadtheworld578 Місяць тому

    Few people can make me laugh, but this is good stuff 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @plutopulp
    @plutopulp Місяць тому

    That was class!

  • @wesamal6302
    @wesamal6302 Місяць тому

    Jimmy Carr should consider making films it's going to be epic

  • @adrianonhilton
    @adrianonhilton 2 місяці тому +6

    How Did You Survive The Abortion? They forgot to take the crochet cover off the coat hanger.

  • @bengaltigers777
    @bengaltigers777 2 місяці тому +2

    Your too sharp minded to be heckled . Thanks for the funny half hour.

  • @John-ws6op
    @John-ws6op 2 місяці тому +1

    Bill Burr, George Carlin, and Dave Chappelle are three other greats

  • @balajimk
    @balajimk 2 місяці тому

    Jimmy Carr is a class act.

  • @poja82
    @poja82 Місяць тому +1

    Has someone ever won in a roasting game with this man?

  • @Kyujin666
    @Kyujin666 2 місяці тому +3

    Holy smokes!!! Lol! Can give Ricky Gervais a run for his money!

  • @nnitro527
    @nnitro527 2 місяці тому +1

    4:59 hahahah 😂 the joke is there, if you know you know, its still fun.

  • @slide4180
    @slide4180 2 місяці тому +7

    Jimmy drops a lot more F bombs these days

    • @multioptioned
      @multioptioned 2 місяці тому

      All comedians who aren't funny resort to swearing...😮

  • @Isaksson9915
    @Isaksson9915 2 місяці тому

    Legend!

  • @mustwereallydothis
    @mustwereallydothis Місяць тому +1

    Jimmy has never known the regret that comes with thinking of the perfect slapback hours too late.

  • @freqeist
    @freqeist 2 місяці тому +1

    I prefer this to his act.

  • @n1hondude
    @n1hondude 2 місяці тому

    @1:42
    Walking on it is really SCARY*, not scared

  • @fredericjuliard4261
    @fredericjuliard4261 2 місяці тому

    Merci.

  • @hsarclaedi
    @hsarclaedi 2 місяці тому +1

    19:46 it's funny, because it's true

  • @jaysunbrady
    @jaysunbrady 2 місяці тому

    He knew Rathmines was a nicer area of Dublin before the crowd made a noise.
    Must stay in Dublin quite a bit.

  • @amykelly23
    @amykelly23 2 місяці тому +1

    Ahhh....nothing funnier then the UA-cam fact check of what is an abortion. 😂😂 Humor at its best!

  • @danielrossi9543
    @danielrossi9543 2 місяці тому +13

    He reminds me of Quagmire from family Guy lol

  • @EmpiricalPragmatist
    @EmpiricalPragmatist Місяць тому +1

    "You're and art student? So it's not even that you don't have a real job. You're still studying to not have a real job?"

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 2 місяці тому +1

    I luvs me some Jimmy Carr

  • @jjc4577
    @jjc4577 18 днів тому

    Jimmy needs to be invited to sit with the ladies on the View. They are in such desperate need of his unique rhetorical skills that they might actually think he's there to listen to them.

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 2 місяці тому

    9:55 ... weird question ... " if you were to be a soup; what kind of soup would you be ? "

  • @bertjesklotepino
    @bertjesklotepino 2 місяці тому +2

    My name is Khan, Muslim.
    So what does Jimmy mean at 1:18?
    I understand what he says, but i am dutch and am not sure how to spell it; Christianed?
    Were you christianed by an auctioneer?
    (excuse me for the spelling mistakes)
    But imagine being a Hindu or a Muslim.
    They weren't Christianed, were they?

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 2 місяці тому

      And eh, farmers get grants.
      Subsidized.
      Money from the government to stay afloat.
      Who pays up for that?
      The tax payers.
      So we tax payers pay for to keep farmers afloat so that they can pay bills which they would not have had if we had not invented all these ridiculous laws and rules.
      Farmers have to pay for this this this and that. We expect food on the table. The rich people know this. So, they will invent whatever rule they can invent to make the farmer pay.
      And if the farmer can no longer pay, the rich people understand this.
      They still want to have the farmer produce food, not just for us lemmings but also for the rich.
      And so they make sure the farmer can pay.
      So they give him money, so he can pay his debt and all that kinda stuff.
      But, the rich wont pay for it.
      They make the lemmings pay for it.
      They subsidize the farmer, the tax payer pays, the rich person stays rich and keeps his power intact, and voila, the circle is round again.
      The tax payer complains but still pays his taxes.
      The farmer complains but can do what ever he wants.
      And the rich person complains for different reasons which have nothing to do with such silly stuff as the rules and laws that have been invented to make it almost impossible to be a farmer.
      What a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong would say, and then he would put on his big smile.

    • @jamiekearns1130
      @jamiekearns1130 2 місяці тому

      I think the guy's name is Cian. And it's Christened. However Jimmy should've said Baptised, especially as Jimmy is Catholic and if the guy's name is Cian then there's all probability that he too is Catholic.

    • @HeliosFish
      @HeliosFish 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jamiekearns1130 Christened is correct, while it's a part of some baptisms, not all baptisms have christenings . To answer the original question, a christening is when a baby ( or a boat ) is given a name in a ceremony

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 2 місяці тому

      "christened" means named. The expression dates back to when secularism wasn't really a socially acceptable option, and everyone had their child baptised and christened.

  • @LikesToArgueOverNothing
    @LikesToArgueOverNothing Місяць тому

    He is great. he needs A better audience.