The Difference Between A Dork And A Nerd. Don McMillan - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 24 тра 2022
  • The difference between a dork and a nerd is harder to spot than you might think, but Don McMillan is here to clear up any misconceptions in his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you're someone who is a geek, or you're someone who is a nerd, or maybe you're even someone who is a dork this Dry Bar Comedy special is filled with hilarious power point comedy that is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @retniretep9477
    @retniretep9477 Рік тому +5671

    No doubt this was the most efficient stand up yet. The amount of humor per second was off the charts.

    • @darthvirgin7157
      @darthvirgin7157 Рік тому +171

      well, that’s an engineer’s main goal after all.

    • @scene247
      @scene247 Рік тому +24

      🍻

    • @charleBerglund
      @charleBerglund Рік тому +1

      As a Senior Geek, I Comprehend your CommEnt, Renti Retep.

    • @Jesusisimaginary
      @Jesusisimaginary Рік тому +44

      Definitely! Almost every line was a joke, and a good one too.

    • @HDMensur
      @HDMensur Рік тому +68

      Technically it was ON the charts

  • @peterrealar2.067
    @peterrealar2.067 Рік тому +2745

    Okay, I'm SOLD. This man IS A GENIUS. Powerpoint punchlines. More nerds should be comedians. This is incredible.

    • @peterrealar2.067
      @peterrealar2.067 Рік тому +12

      @@jcolinmizia9161 Oh yeah, him and the ducks? Hysterical.

    • @jcolinmizia9161
      @jcolinmizia9161 Рік тому +4

      @@peterrealar2.067 the ducks?

    • @peterrealar2.067
      @peterrealar2.067 Рік тому +6

      @@jcolinmizia9161 You haven't seen him and the rubber ducks? It's hilarious!

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile Рік тому

      Nerd is the werd

    • @vigge111111
      @vigge111111 Рік тому

      @@jcolinmizia9161 James veitch was also accused of rape and sexual misconduct by multiple women so maybe not him

  • @richardjohnson1261
    @richardjohnson1261 Рік тому +617

    I spent 45 years as an engineer. The accuracy of his analyses is amazing. I've also been married for 44 years. The accuracy of his analyses is amazing. Especially the input/output engine... if both are wrong.... Rick's wrong. Cheers
    P. S. I saw you on AGT. You were great!

    • @nobody7817
      @nobody7817 3 місяці тому +7

      LOL I took a photo, printed it off, and immediately made my own, relabeling it with our names. Yes, Rick is wrong! (Going on 40th year as an Electronics Engineer).

    • @guntertorfs6486
      @guntertorfs6486 24 дні тому +2

      I do love cargo pants though. ( bioengineer )

  • @mikesmith7620
    @mikesmith7620 3 місяці тому +279

    The fact that the audience stood-up in the end.... Just nice! Proud of you, sir!

  • @adamschen8750
    @adamschen8750 2 роки тому +1826

    As a fellow engineering major, big respect to this man.
    Just the courage to put a picture of logic gates on his comedy, then explaining it while keeping the audience awake??
    College professors could really learn that trick man

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber Рік тому +89

      Yeah, when I saw him putting logic diagrams of AND and OR gates on the screen, I immediately thought he would lose 97% of his audience.

    • @jackasschicken5922
      @jackasschicken5922 Рік тому +43

      Once college professors learn the personality trait of drinking, they just kinda get stuck there. Some even lose the other traits they gained along the way.

    • @marthaarciniega8244
      @marthaarciniega8244 Рік тому +4

      Exactly right ✅️ 👏

    • @roadie3124
      @roadie3124 Рік тому +28

      I was waiting for him to include NAND and NOR gates.

    • @mrgrimgate3646
      @mrgrimgate3646 Рік тому +22

      If college professors learned this, do you think it would cut down on the amount of overeducated idiots we have? I married two different women, both college grads. I had to divorce both of them because I don't deal well with stupid. I'm a highschool droppout, and couldn't tolerate the amount of stupid that came out of thier mouths on a daily basis. I'm no genius, but the education system is very dissapointing to me.

  • @CletusBoyce
    @CletusBoyce Рік тому +259

    Murphy’s Law clearly states that the likelihood of a piece of jelly bread falling off the table and landing jelly side up is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet.

    • @howler6490
      @howler6490 Рік тому +3

      surely directly proportional ?

    • @ckee8437
      @ckee8437 Рік тому +30

      The color of the carpet vs the color of the jam will also be a factor

    • @midkort
      @midkort Рік тому +8

      @@howler6490 Irata is right. The likelihood of it landing jelly side UP is inversely proportional to carpet cost.
      The likelihood of landing jelly side DOWN would be directly proportional.

    • @janitaheino6473
      @janitaheino6473 Рік тому +5

      There's physics involved. I don't want to go into details but it will always land jelly side down unless you drop it from less than a foot height, because then it doesn't fall far enough to turn, or from more than 7 feet high, because then there's enough space for a complete turn.

    • @CletusBoyce
      @CletusBoyce Рік тому +4

      @@janitaheino6473 what if it were really windy in your dining room? Or gravity had been some how altered? 😜😉🤓

  • @ralphralpherson9441
    @ralphralpherson9441 Рік тому +128

    A clean comic who is actually funny.... truly a dying breed.

  • @BuffPomsky
    @BuffPomsky Рік тому +197

    With so much profanity and crude jokes nowadays, this guy is a breath of fresh air!!! Also too relatable as an engineer 😂😂😂

  • @truth-rewound9317
    @truth-rewound9317 2 роки тому +1466

    Less than 2 minutes in and I can tell this man is brilliant and original!

    • @EM-se6xi
      @EM-se6xi 2 роки тому +22

      at 1:05 I was already cracking up and trying to find him

    • @theanonymouscomic8106
      @theanonymouscomic8106 2 роки тому +5

      i rarely last 2 minutes.....my jokes are all shorts 1 min long

    • @MysticGwen
      @MysticGwen 2 роки тому +7

      Lol 😆 the 1st joke about "...being a comedian who works 💪 in power 🔋 point" 🤣

    • @truth-rewound9317
      @truth-rewound9317 2 роки тому +11

      @@MysticGwen 😊. Talk about originality...

    • @thomastheseer6117
      @thomastheseer6117 2 роки тому

      SAME

  • @jj9487
    @jj9487 Рік тому +921

    I could watch this guy for hours. He’s funnier than most comedians who are big and popular right now

    • @altruisticdiscovery
      @altruisticdiscovery Рік тому +27

      The big and popular comedians resort to a lot of crudeness and profanity. Quite frankly, it is very unoriginal compared to what Don McMillan presented.

    • @KarlenBell
      @KarlenBell Рік тому +3

      @@altruisticdiscovery Don reminds me of Sinbad, but more nerdy...of course 😂

    • @Genevieve1023
      @Genevieve1023 Рік тому +2

      ​@@altruisticdiscovery I don't think it's so much that as it is a lack of "hunger". They already have everything they ever wanted, so they don't try hard anymore.

    • @altruisticdiscovery
      @altruisticdiscovery Рік тому +3

      @@Genevieve1023 Absolutely do they not try hard anymore. An announcer will present a comic as "one of the greatest of all time", and then the audience is presented with a 1h 30min show, barraged of m***f***, sh**, f** (lots and lots of f***), ni****, cu***, pu***, etc. Somehow, the majority of the audience ends up laughing 'uncontrollably' when most of the lines are not even funny or witty. For me, it gives me a mental headache and a sense of dread that somehow, the common working man can relate only to profanity and crude sex jokes to forget their worries and feel happy. With these comics, there is no balance and variety in their approach. Just the same algorithm with every new comedy special that they release.

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Рік тому +1

      He looks pretty big to me. ;)

  • @logicbug
    @logicbug Рік тому +1023

    No sex, no swearing, no politics, and still funny ! Great job!!

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Рік тому +17

      No sex? Dang is it even worth watching?
      I'm joking

    • @The_ChrisD
      @The_ChrisD Рік тому +35

      He did have the one sort of political joke about voting and the lottery... but yeah, it's a very original, clever, and creative act for sure!

    • @Red_Devil_2011
      @Red_Devil_2011 Рік тому +13

      This is SO refreshing! It's been SO long since I've listened to a comedy routine all the way through. They're all so vitriolic and/or filthy now.

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Рік тому +4

      I concur!

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Рік тому +1

      He did include politics, you just didn't see them. It's called maths 😶.

  • @PKP1
    @PKP1 Рік тому +806

    Engineered comedy at it's finest.

  • @tedunguent156
    @tedunguent156 Рік тому +532

    I haven't seen anyone win over the audience so completely as this guy in a long, long time. Especially in a clean act. Bravo!

  • @ralphwhaley4164
    @ralphwhaley4164 Рік тому +462

    As someone who has been married 30 years and teaches electrical engineering, this is one of the best routines I have seen in a while! I have to admit, I got a bit concerned when he pulled out the logic gates! The Spending vs Savings bit was freakin' brilliant!!

    • @williamplatt1641
      @williamplatt1641 Рік тому +26

      I loved his wife's savings logic!
      My wife has run similar logic to on me in the grocery store and furniture store!

    • @MartinBlyberg
      @MartinBlyberg Рік тому +16

      He has a Masters in electrical engineering and was a part of the team that made the first 32 bit micro processor so his logic maps are even from an expert in the field.

    • @AllAmericanGuyExpert
      @AllAmericanGuyExpert Рік тому +1

      Ok, Ralph (if that really is your name), nice try ... when your AVATAR LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE DON'S VLSI BADGE!!!

    • @thedonner7746
      @thedonner7746 Рік тому +4

      as a tech nerd i was so freaking excited when he pulled out the logic gates

    • @ogi22
      @ogi22 11 місяців тому +1

      Oh yes, that logic gate was beautiful :)
      I have to show it to my lady 😆

  • @mrgasman62
    @mrgasman62 3 місяці тому +27

    Loved the optometrist sign.
    Another good one is,
    If you cant see what you are looking for you have come to the right place.

  • @TecnamTwin
    @TecnamTwin Рік тому +375

    This is one of my all time favorite stand-up routines! 👌🏼

    • @MrGaryGG48
      @MrGaryGG48 Рік тому +3

      Having worked for 30+ years in engineering shops, I must concur! 🤣

  • @rarah73
    @rarah73 2 роки тому +357

    If everyone parked a mile from their home no one would need height watchers...win win😉
    You are a very funny man. Thank you for the laughs!

    • @adammarko1992
      @adammarko1992 2 роки тому +13

      lol.. Right, not sure how many caught that one. 😂

    • @theanonymouscomic8106
      @theanonymouscomic8106 2 роки тому +5

      good one.....my comedy is edgy.....

    • @JadeDragon407
      @JadeDragon407 2 роки тому +3

      Right!! Or you just have to stay on the road and never go home hehe

    • @willnotquit
      @willnotquit 2 роки тому +2

      WOW! Good call!

    • @commieslayer6740
      @commieslayer6740 2 роки тому +2

      Not if u live where cars get stolen frequently

  • @shazam6274
    @shazam6274 2 роки тому +447

    As a retired Electrical Engineer, I found this fantastically hilarious. 😂🤣

    • @thomasarussellsr
      @thomasarussellsr Рік тому +18

      Same!
      Former ...
      Delivery driver
      Electrical Engineer/automation specialist
      Army Sniper
      OTR Semi-Truck Driver
      Construction Worker
      Factory Worker
      Math Education Major (Grades 5-9)
      and Father of 4 + 4 step-sons.
      IQ tested at 12 (167), at 42 (178)[post stroke before going back to college with memory problems].
      And have had multiple head traumas throughout my life in both civilian and military life, both concussion and direct blows to the head.
      But yeah, I really enjoyed this guy's routine. I won't remember it in 30 minutes to 2 hours, but I loved it in the moment.

    • @taishibikiqe8796
      @taishibikiqe8796 Рік тому +4

      @@thomasarussellsr 💪🙏

    • @user-yt2xv1gs7l
      @user-yt2xv1gs7l Рік тому +1

      Once an electrical engineer, always one!

    • @peterd6732
      @peterd6732 Рік тому +2

      I thought you would have been shocked by his routine.

    • @shazam6274
      @shazam6274 Рік тому +3

      @@peterd6732 I found it Electrifying! Though he left out the Venn Diagram showing the overlap of Thermionic Emission and Intrinsic Conduction and electron valance Hole Flow.

  • @CrownTown10
    @CrownTown10 Рік тому +353

    As a nerd-dork hybrid myself, this led me to wonder if there are actual HUMOR UNITS by which one can actually measure EOH (Efficiency of Humor)?

    • @androiduberalles
      @androiduberalles Рік тому +18

      Laughs per second. Laughs per joke. 🤷‍♂️

    • @moviegeekman1666
      @moviegeekman1666 Рік тому +4

      Drew Gooden has a video on UA-cam where he compared Friends and The Office to see which show is more efficient with their comedy. That might be interesting to check out if your a nerd (like me)

    • @shawdow357
      @shawdow357 Рік тому +4

      I’d measure decibels over time per joke

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 Рік тому

      We need those KPIs!

    • @rejaneflorinda6162
      @rejaneflorinda6162 Рік тому +1

      I made that study a long time ago. Turns out the way to measure the efficiency of humour wasn't invented yet. But I came across some form of directions to how to produce humour and - wait for it - Philosophy of humour. Can you believe it?

  • @SlumLordsExposed
    @SlumLordsExposed 10 місяців тому +22

    This guy is absolutely hilarious. He really gets how comedy works and how to interact with the crowd. Bravo, sir. Bravo...

  • @Georgiabulldoggirl
    @Georgiabulldoggirl Рік тому +335

    I literally haven't seen a stand up comedian that has made me full belly laugh this hard in a Long time! He's not only funny but super original with his charts which I would think would be boring but make it that much more funny and entertaining I'm extremely surprised of how hard I laughed I enjoyed every second of his stand up!

    • @dan-nutu
      @dan-nutu Рік тому +3

      Dave Gorman also used plenty of slides in his Modern Life is Goodish show

    • @MrDogfish83
      @MrDogfish83 Рік тому +2

      Funny but far from original, most of his jokes are common

    • @paulsomers6048
      @paulsomers6048 Рік тому

      @@MrDogfish83 Humor is always about "how?" not about the manifest content.

    • @MrDogfish83
      @MrDogfish83 Рік тому +1

      @@paulsomers6048 I said he was funny then noted that his jokes were not original, which does not negate the fact I found it funny. So I don’t know what you’re adding.

    • @paulsomers6048
      @paulsomers6048 Рік тому +1

      @@MrDogfish83 Very little is "original". So what makes it funny again is the "how". I wasn't disagreeing with you at all. Just pointing out as an adjunct to your comment that the different "how" is what was so funny.

  • @yesismemomnahjustyouimagin3494
    @yesismemomnahjustyouimagin3494 2 роки тому +131

    Brother.....this what comedy is all about.....original and definitely hilarious. Sir, you are not a Nerd, you are a comedian.

    • @thomasarussellsr
      @thomasarussellsr Рік тому +6

      Why can't he be both?

    • @karenking5357
      @karenking5357 Рік тому +4

      AND A GENIUS...NEVER HAVE SEEN OR HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER‼️ HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SlyJMan
    @SlyJMan 9 місяців тому +40

    I want this man to be my school teacher. He's got that really engaging teacher vibe I love!

    • @johnshaw6702
      @johnshaw6702 День тому +1

      I had to transfer from a math class that had the most boring teacher on the planet. My knew teacher had combined his math class with another one. The track coach at 6+ feet tall and the football coach at about 5 foot 4 inches tall. They were funny and made class entertaining as well as educational. To this day I couldn't actually tell you which one was my assigned teacher.

  • @seven471
    @seven471 Рік тому +45

    As an aerospace engineer and divorcee I laughed my butt off. The vacuuming slide made me rolllll 😅

  • @lolgibson
    @lolgibson 2 роки тому +194

    Thanks from 1/2 of another Don and Laura couple -- been married 30 years and we're BOTH engineers!! Very funny!

  • @johnbmx4christ
    @johnbmx4christ Рік тому +268

    Dude, I watch comedians all the time. It's been a while since I've seen someone that'll make me laugh just about the entire time. Thank you.

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo Рік тому +1

      so glad for you, hope that happens to me sometime...

    • @TheGong00zler
      @TheGong00zler Рік тому

      SAME HERE

  • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
    @HollyMoore-wo2mh 2 місяці тому +7

    I’ve never seen a crowd stand up and applaud for a stand up. Good show!

  • @ohiostate101011
    @ohiostate101011 Рік тому +303

    As an engineer, he should know you can't zambonie the room unless it's a cordless vacuum.

    • @DevilWearsAdidas
      @DevilWearsAdidas Рік тому +31

      As an engineer, he probably made a contraption that was able to swivle around the ceiling like a pressure washer at a car wash.

    • @YeetLord666
      @YeetLord666 Рік тому +14

      As an engineer, you would know that he learned that in version 1... he is well into the 3rd iteration of the project currently. A lidar system will be in the 3.2 release for mapping and collision avoidance.

    • @MarkRoberts-qr7sp
      @MarkRoberts-qr7sp Рік тому +7

      As an architect, you should know that the plug unplugs from the wall
      And then the mathematician chimes in with: "You forgot to include the time spent walking back & forth from outlet to outlet!"

    • @xxmattopsxx3931
      @xxmattopsxx3931 Рік тому +2

      Massive non tangle extension cord. Then you spend 5 minutes coiling it back up wasting all the time you saved.

    • @MissJBradford
      @MissJBradford Рік тому +4

      No you just find a central plug and lift the cord over the furniture as you go. I do it all the time because I'm too lazy to switch outlets. 🤣

  • @NZbird
    @NZbird 2 роки тому +56

    Outstanding! I'm a 74 year old retired mechanical engineer. My wife listened to this and was laughing and nodding all the way through. With the Venn diagram at 12:08, she thought I had greater versatility because I had a dash of OCD (her view, not mine!). Human Resources was spot on and we used to call them Inhuman resources in the NZ branch our multinational organisation. Thank you again.

  • @cross121884
    @cross121884 Рік тому +242

    Saw him live a a Microchip conference about 10 years ago. Smart, funny. Very entertaining. Just happened to sit at our table for the dinner buffet

    • @richardprice5978
      @richardprice5978 Рік тому +2

      was he in the sales/management/CPA or board of directors department? just doesn't fit me as the engineering only type and yes this comedy was funny

    • @cross121884
      @cross121884 Рік тому +10

      @@richardprice5978 he was a guest comedian performi g at the conference. I wasnt specific with that

    • @ShirleyYooGeste
      @ShirleyYooGeste Рік тому

      @@richardprice5978 most engineers I've met or worked with are hilarious, just shy.

  • @spokanenexus7968
    @spokanenexus7968 9 місяців тому +12

    Don needs to hit the cruise ship circuit. Their evening entertainment often has standup comedians and NONE of them are as funny as Don. He'd be a smash hit!

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 4 місяці тому +11

    Revealing my own nerdiness, I took note of Don's *Zamboni* reference regarding an efficient vacuuming path. I had noticed the path those ice resurfacing vehicles take, and I do that when I mow my large-ish back lawn with my lawn tractor. It's just a looping pattern, with each loop being the width of the blade cut, and you don't have to go into reverse if you do it right.

    • @joshjohnson7310
      @joshjohnson7310 12 годин тому

      it's actually always bugged me how many times the Zam goes over the area behind the net during a single resurfacing 🤷‍♂

  • @First._.Last.
    @First._.Last. 2 роки тому +174

    This is definitely one of my favorite sets. And, woah - can't we all do with a clean, engaging laugh right now. Thanks so much!

  • @khiranicholebaylon3324
    @khiranicholebaylon3324 2 роки тому +36

    Im an Accountant and it really hits the spot!! Math skills with a little bit of OCD but doesn't really solve the problem.. Hahaha

  • @ronnyparker
    @ronnyparker 9 місяців тому +10

    Saw him in Sunnyvale, aka Silicon Valley, he is funnnny, we were all engineers in the audience. There is no one like this guy.

  • @lmnopgr
    @lmnopgr Рік тому +18

    truth be told, i passed on watching this multiple times due to the ‘tag line.’ ultimately, i succumbed. 30 seconds in, i’m losing it. he’s HILARIOUS and i’ll be sharing, rewatching, and following this man!!

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 2 роки тому +337

    Learned today that I am a nerd, not a geek. As a young child, I was a dork. 😂

    • @madleneroulette5371
      @madleneroulette5371 2 роки тому +7

      Me too lol

    • @annarodriguez9868
      @annarodriguez9868 2 роки тому +7

      Nerds Rule!
      I have to copy those charts!
      My husband figured out that no matter what, I was right and he was wrong, even when I was wrong.
      God bless him!

    • @Milfuelle100
      @Milfuelle100 2 роки тому +4

      @@annarodriguez9868 An ideal husband! :p

    • @joshua43214
      @joshua43214 Рік тому +4

      @@annarodriguez9868 I told my son the secret to a happy marriage is to master three simple phrases: "You are right." "I am wrong." "I am sorry" He should practice in a mirror is needed until he can say them with perfect sincerity.

    • @annarodriguez9868
      @annarodriguez9868 Рік тому +4

      @@Milfuelle100 He truly was a wonderful husband and father. His number one strength was a loving patient heart. Thankfully, I learned to be his ideal wife and life partner.
      Peace and blessings to all!

  • @alexr7800
    @alexr7800 Рік тому +315

    Don, you have to be the most wholesome comedian I have ever seen. Great work, keep up the original content!

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Рік тому +2

      ⭕🕳

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 Рік тому +11

      you are donating to the bar not to DOn ...

    • @scottmeyer5991
      @scottmeyer5991 Рік тому +2

      Don's channel is called "Don McMillan". Check it out.

    • @bluefalcon5433
      @bluefalcon5433 Рік тому +3

      @@agnidas5816 No it's a direct tip to him.

  • @koenraad4618
    @koenraad4618 Рік тому +68

    The vacuum cleaner joke, that actually happened to me. I am an engineer as well.

  • @heraldtim
    @heraldtim Рік тому +11

    Garfield once said, "I'm not overweight; I'm undertall."

  • @Goldpenny1
    @Goldpenny1 2 роки тому +358

    Also, proof that you don't have to be a potty mouth to be very funny. Love this guy...

    • @annwithaplan9766
      @annwithaplan9766 Рік тому +10

      I agree! I remember almost 20 yrs ago Howie Mandel (sp?) came to our town. The theater was packed. The guy before him was SO funny and never was foul mouthed. Then Howie came on stage and everyone was shocked to see him bald. He was funny, but was so foul mouthed and embarrassed people in the process, that I wanted to get up and walk out. It was disgusting, and people were not pleased. Even the mayor's wife had said later that he wouldn't be invited there again.

    • @RogueWraith909
      @RogueWraith909 Рік тому

      @@annwithaplan9766 Don't go and see Roy Chubby Brown... he's absolutely FOUL! I've never gone to watch ANY of his shows after watching a 2 minute advert (absolutely disgusting human being and not funny at all).

    • @sammaddison2085
      @sammaddison2085 Рік тому +1

      Jerry Seinfeld is you're guy if you're afraid of swears

    • @Goldpenny1
      @Goldpenny1 Рік тому +1

      @@sammaddison2085 Yes, also Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, and Sebastian Maniscalco...are clean but very funny comedians - for the most part any way. i.m.o.

    • @pickleballer1729
      @pickleballer1729 Рік тому +3

      SO TRUE! Some of the funniest people I've ever seen are totally clean: Garrison Koehler, Hank Green, and some guy from Oklahoma that had me gasping for breath I was laughing so hard at nothing but down-home middle-American humor. Wish I knew that guy's name. I saw him at a Comedy Club in Dallas 40 years ago and I still remember how funny he was.

  • @PassingBy1118
    @PassingBy1118 Рік тому +45

    That is quite possibly the funniest standup comic performance I have seen. Had me in stitches throughout.

  • @rudewaanphillips9622
    @rudewaanphillips9622 3 місяці тому +5

    Genius. You just became like the Michael Jackson of comedy. Your own own genre of comedy. Never thought it was possible. 🎉 I just watched it again. In one day. Thanks man! 0:48

  • @matthewiwenwa3297
    @matthewiwenwa3297 3 місяці тому +4

    😂😂😂
    This guy's insane.
    I followed through for 30 minutes constantly laughing 😂 through it.

  • @Vampirebear13
    @Vampirebear13 Рік тому +102

    It's great when someone can be completely clean & still be hilarious 🙂

    • @AdamEugene
      @AdamEugene 8 місяців тому

      Perfect for all the Christian dads who collect Funko Pops.

  • @patriotgrammy8632
    @patriotgrammy8632 Рік тому +91

    Don is hilarious and I was so happy to see that he was able to get so close to being the winner on AGT. Congratulations Don. I’m so proud of you and I think you are definitely a star and will do great as you make people laugh with your charts and clean comedy. 🙌

  • @randombroll7663
    @randombroll7663 Рік тому +24

    So nice to enjoy a clean act. Sharing with family and friends.

  • @weejim48
    @weejim48 Рік тому +4

    Very funny man. This is proper comedy, no swearing, no disrespecting people and well thought out. So many people think they are comedians these days but the reality is they are just having a rant. Brilliant 👍👍👍👏👏👏🇬🇧

  • @MooneyBinEntertainment
    @MooneyBinEntertainment Рік тому +63

    I saw Don about 20 years ago at the Irvine Improv. I still repeat some of those jokes to this day. Blast from the past seeing him on here!

  • @orvillesmith385
    @orvillesmith385 2 роки тому +82

    So different and unique humor. I enjoyed it

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 2 місяці тому +36

    It's true: my 5th kid came out Chinese.

    • @doug-says
      @doug-says Місяць тому

      my ex and I had 4 children, then I married a Chinese woman, (best decision I ever made), if we had children my fifth child would have been 1/2 Chinese, so almost got it right

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 24 дні тому

      Thank you Mr. Monorail guy from the Simpsons

  • @arendvandermerwe3309
    @arendvandermerwe3309 11 місяців тому +6

    Terry Pratchett tied a slice of buttered bread to a cat, and dropped it. The spin created a perpetual motion machine.

  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 Рік тому +47

    This is the funniest comedian that I have seen in a while. Love his charts.

  • @cynthiajones1461
    @cynthiajones1461 2 роки тому +19

    Sharing this comedian with everyone on social media and beyond. Most definitely deserves a big tip for outstanding entertainment from start to finish.

  • @shotaaizawa341
    @shotaaizawa341 Рік тому +5

    Im watching this while doing geometry homework while wearing a shirt tucked into cargo pants...

  • @cf4199
    @cf4199 2 місяці тому +4

    This man made powerpoint the most hilarious thing in the world.

  • @painmt651
    @painmt651 2 роки тому +191

    Love it when people do CLEAN COMEDY. Too many people seem to think that dirty is the same as funny. They are mistaken.

    • @BrendaCastro42
      @BrendaCastro42 Рік тому +4

      FORK YES!

    • @kelsenxxx
      @kelsenxxx Рік тому +7

      You are right, and they are not the same; I loved Bill Cosby's stuff as a kid, and it was very clean. Steve Martin was never dirty, but hysterically funny. But I think too many people think if it's dirty, it isn't/can't be funny. Richard Pryor was probably the funniest human being ever. Don't exclude either one.
      This guy, Don McMillan, was excellent, and very entertaining!

    • @barbaratalley6979
      @barbaratalley6979 Рік тому +3

      Amen.

    • @Frosstbite23
      @Frosstbite23 Рік тому +5

      Meh. Still just words. Put your Bible down and learn to laugh a bit.

    • @dubsspilly5864
      @dubsspilly5864 Рік тому +13

      @@Frosstbite23 Yeah, but so many substitute intelligent humor for vulgarity nowadays. View the difference between the Dean Martin roasts and roasts nowadays. The older ones were smart and hilarious, the newer ones just have shock value. You have to work smarter to do clean comedy.

  • @aaronbowen9081
    @aaronbowen9081 Рік тому +71

    As a former geek/nerd, you kept me in stitches! My belly is sore from laughing, that's better than sit-ups!👍

    • @thomasarussellsr
      @thomasarussellsr Рік тому +1

      You sure he didn't drag you back in, if only momentarily?

    • @hakeemulajuwan
      @hakeemulajuwan Рік тому +1

      That's probably the only sit ups you ever had as a nerd

    • @WilliamBarker
      @WilliamBarker Рік тому

      Wikid

    • @neiljohnson7914
      @neiljohnson7914 Рік тому +4

      My doctor should be a comedian. He always keeps me in stitches. But I told him last week it's time to take them out.

    • @oldsesalt8496
      @oldsesalt8496 Рік тому +6

      Former? I don't think so. I'm a reformed nerd. Meaning I am comfortable in my nerd skin. I get hot chicks and go on exciting adventures. But I also love Science, Star Trek, Star Wars, the X-Files, all things science fiction. Don't deny your roots.

  • @sdubs
    @sdubs Рік тому +15

    the budget part was downright hilarious

  • @anothergamingchannel2656
    @anothergamingchannel2656 Рік тому +18

    He should've went farther in AGT... But he didn't have a sob story, so they couldn't push him like they do with the people they like to push for better ratings.

  • @jourdanhamme4065
    @jourdanhamme4065 Рік тому +138

    As a biologist who says a comedy routine to an imaginary audience in my house, this is a perfect representation of my comedy :)

    • @BrendaCastro42
      @BrendaCastro42 Рік тому +7

      I want to hear your comedy routine!

    • @jourdanhamme4065
      @jourdanhamme4065 Рік тому +4

      @@BrendaCastro42 Thank you. Wow I have my first fan haha

    • @BrendaCastro42
      @BrendaCastro42 Рік тому +3

      @@jourdanhamme4065 I'm serious though. if you have a way to share your stuff 🙂

    • @emmanueleke4020
      @emmanueleke4020 Рік тому +2

      I'm interested in hearing them as well.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 Рік тому +1

      Please do your comedy! The people need it!

  • @LetsbeHonest97
    @LetsbeHonest97 Рік тому +34

    I love this man so much... I have been following his comedy for over a year... He's an unacknowledged legend

  • @kiliankaronama
    @kiliankaronama Рік тому +37

    This was Brilliant!! 🤣😆

  • @nobody7817
    @nobody7817 3 місяці тому +2

    OMG That Dude is 1000000% on point! (Power Point, that is!) LOL "Luke, come to the Dork side, Luke..."

  • @jasonhershock5357
    @jasonhershock5357 Рік тому +24

    This the best comedy bit I have seen. I am also an engineer. The way Don McMillan works with data and statistics through his comedy is brilliant.

  • @kiffaj9982
    @kiffaj9982 2 роки тому +47

    Brilliant comedy sir,my wife tells me it's my turn to cook and then stands beside me to tell me how to do it. Same thing with nothing she knows about "honey can you fix the leaky tap". Then stands beside me,asks questions,all of a sudden she's an expert and I'm doing it wrong.
    Queenslander.

    • @rayburnyarborough4695
      @rayburnyarborough4695 2 роки тому +9

      Your wife and my wife are definitely related! Chuckle, chuckle!

    • @thomasarussellsr
      @thomasarussellsr Рік тому +3

      I would so say, "if you are such the expert, why don't you do it?", then drop the tool and walk away.
      fr!

    • @marthaarciniega8244
      @marthaarciniega8244 Рік тому +2

      🤣😅 I do that to my poor husband 😅

    • @mishaanton5436
      @mishaanton5436 Рік тому

      We want to help, just haven't got the skill set. What ya do?

    • @rayburnyarborough4695
      @rayburnyarborough4695 Рік тому

      @@mishaanton5436 You can find tutorials on just about pretty much anything. Experience is always the best teacher. I can repair most anything and do just about anything to a house. Of course I’ve been in construction my whole life. I do occasionally run into something I need help with and jump on the internet. Usually watch several of them and some reviews to tackle the job most efficiently. Plumbing and electrical are two things that need mostly just a little knowledge. However, some of it is super simple. Just need to pay close attention to what you’re doing.
      My Bose Wave Radio CD player quit working and I found a super simple video on how to fix it. The potentiometer needed to be tweaked slightly. It showed exactly where it was and what to do with it. I’m rockin and rollin again! Maybe one day you can say “honey, I’ll fix the kitchen sink or the toilet!” Some things are just not that hard. Give me a shout if you ever need advice on something. Now go fix that leaking faucet. Lol

  • @Noname-ni1dy
    @Noname-ni1dy Рік тому +2

    I’m shocked to find a hilarious comedian who doesn’t rely on foul language or vulgarity to make an audience laugh. I salute you for your genius. Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity.

  • @itzbakconhairitzbakconhair8276
    @itzbakconhairitzbakconhair8276 2 місяці тому +6

    the way he holds the mic 😭

    • @captainnerd6452
      @captainnerd6452 12 днів тому +2

      He's holding both the mike and the projector control.

    • @FoulPet
      @FoulPet 5 днів тому +1

      All about efficiency

  • @theredbaron057
    @theredbaron057 Рік тому +60

    As a dorky nerdy engineer type, I laughed too hard at this whole set and all the powerpoint slides. Just great!

    • @neiljohnson7914
      @neiljohnson7914 Рік тому +2

      Pfft! A true nerd would have only used a spreadsheet.

  • @islandgirl8085
    @islandgirl8085 2 роки тому +33

    Never seen a comic like him before, he's HYSTERICAL & love his PowerPoint!

  • @mikem5043
    @mikem5043 Рік тому +3

    What a refreshing new style of stand-up

  • @RWBHere
    @RWBHere Рік тому +1

    Don is the first US comedian I've been able to watch and enjoy for years. He keeps it clean, and that wins points in most people's books. Mother-In-Law would be amused.

  • @sharkamov
    @sharkamov Рік тому +57

    Nothing beats _intelligent_ humor! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😆👌

  • @lorib4119
    @lorib4119 2 роки тому +31

    I have one complaint. It ended too soon, I wanted more.

  • @BruceAndre927
    @BruceAndre927 4 місяці тому +3

    I agree with so many of the coments I've read so far. This is comedy gold for his audience. I was laughing practically the entire time. Well done Don!

  • @pi-sx3mb
    @pi-sx3mb Рік тому +6

    This is comedy gold! Quite literally laughed out loud during the entire routine.

  • @ReubenGilmore
    @ReubenGilmore Рік тому +337

    His joke about voters automatically being entered into a cash lottery is brilliant and should be a put into law!!

    • @thepixalking6589
      @thepixalking6589 Рік тому +33

      The last people we need voting are lottery ticket purchasers!!!!

    • @amcc8188
      @amcc8188 Рік тому +2

      Also... Just let the Lottery folks run the elections.
      When is the last time you heard about a fraudulent 1billion++ lottery getting scammed or hacked or 'stolen'? I feel like they would do a more secure job than the folks running the "most safest and securest election in history"

    • @thepixalking6589
      @thepixalking6589 Рік тому

      @@amcc8188 Lol, good one.

    • @beernutsonline
      @beernutsonline Рік тому +7

      In the US you actually have about a 50/50 chance of winning when voting, that's not bad either!

    • @chucklindenberg1093
      @chucklindenberg1093 Рік тому +8

      @Artem Down *contrary to popular belief, playing the lottery isn't necessarily irrational.*
      same energy as this-
      *Because the winning candidate gets over 50% of the votes, which means over 50% voters are on the winning side.*
      therefore
      *technically, you have OVER 50/50 odds of winning when voting (in a two party system)*
      I feel like there is a subtle difference between trolling and shitposting that isn't quite encapsulated by these 2 posts and that conclusion.
      Where is the appropriate Venn Diagram.....?

  • @justinking4172
    @justinking4172 Рік тому +46

    Never heard of Don but I am now a fan. One of the best sets I’ve seen in a while. Bravo Don, well done sir!!

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому

      I remember seeing him like 30 years ago. Wonder where he’s been.

  • @AvinashRaghavendra
    @AvinashRaghavendra 3 місяці тому +1

    This guy is so funny! It's been a long time since I laughed so much that I had tears!!! Keep at it Don!

  • @ME-re9tb
    @ME-re9tb Рік тому +5

    Honestly probably the best stand up routine I have seen on dry bar, thank you

  • @shanecreamer6889
    @shanecreamer6889 Рік тому +60

    Great presentation, funny, witty, and intelligent. Why with your increasing efficiency and improving comedic skills and delivery - I estimate an additional 32% laughter in your next iteration!

  • @hollyfalk1753
    @hollyfalk1753 2 роки тому +88

    Excuse the cliche but this is comedy gold. 👏👏👏

  • @jayadevmenon
    @jayadevmenon 9 місяців тому +2

    Haven't laughed so much in a long time and it's my 3rd visit to this video .... each time I laughed more than before.
    The Don of clean humour!!😂😂😂

  • @leumas75
    @leumas75 28 днів тому

    My wife of 27 years is an engineer, while I am a struggling (as if that needed to be said) musician. This was the most I’ve laughed in months. Thank you!

  • @charzXtreme
    @charzXtreme Рік тому +57

    This was hilarious, laughed out loud the whole way through!! 😄

  • @mrsignguy1000
    @mrsignguy1000 Рік тому +19

    I have watched a LOT of Drybar, yet, today was the first time I've seen this guy.....
    Brilliant, absolutely hilarious and awesome!!!!!! 😁😁😁

  • @rejaneflorinda6162
    @rejaneflorinda6162 Рік тому +1

    So many useful tips and rules I was not aware of. But mostly, great presentation. I identified myself as a nerd- up til now I thought I was only weird and awkward - and had to stop a lot to look at the different forms of charts and diagrams he used. Beautiful. And funny, this is the important part. Laughing and learn should go hand in hand at all times.

  • @dustinvanfosson1604
    @dustinvanfosson1604 2 роки тому +46

    That was awesome, as I can totally relate lol! You're great dude, keep it up!

  • @goodwinmckay
    @goodwinmckay Рік тому +36

    Thanks! D. McMillan - as a retired engineer, perhaps too predictably, I enjoyed the whole PowerPoint presentation. Awesome.

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 Рік тому

      you are giving money to the bar not to the comedian

    • @bluefalcon5433
      @bluefalcon5433 Рік тому

      @@agnidas5816 No he isn't-it's a tip for Don.

  • @Korobobo
    @Korobobo 3 місяці тому +1

    Love your standup routine, the cargo pants bit spoke to my soul!

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 Рік тому +2

    You're like my friend at work. Reads the blueprints and does the CNC programming for new parts. He's awkward, but witty as hell without being vulgar and I admire that. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @coachdustind
    @coachdustind Рік тому +34

    That was so funny! I’ve never seen a comedian present diagrams is such a creative and hilarious way.

  • @plasmamuffin1320
    @plasmamuffin1320 2 роки тому +69

    This guy was the funniest comedian they've had in months.

    • @icyhotonmynuts
      @icyhotonmynuts Рік тому

      Came here to say this. As a nerd, a lot of his material landed with me.

  • @CMSounds18
    @CMSounds18 Рік тому

    This guy is brilliant. I was pretty amazed when he pulled out the logic gates, but he nailed it! I need to watch more of this guy.

  • @WolfSon-MS
    @WolfSon-MS 3 місяці тому +1

    It's not the first time I find a comedian funny, but it's the first time I can relate.

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584
    @japanesefunnyshorts8584 2 роки тому +101

    Yess!!! Been waiting for this entire special for a long time! His humor is brilliant, and very relatable for a dork like me. =D

  • @txdrmr
    @txdrmr Рік тому +67

    Great show! I laughed, saw some things in common and realized, not one single curse word. Kudos sir, that is rare today. 24 minutes flew by so quickly.

  • @Longshot_YT
    @Longshot_YT 3 місяці тому +3

    This guy is brilliant! Love it!

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 3 місяці тому +1

    *How come, living in the UK, I've not heard of this genius before?*
    However. It's always great to find someone who's a comedian that doesn't have to resort to four letter words just to get a cheap laugh.

  • @arielguzman2875
    @arielguzman2875 2 роки тому +44

    Glad to find this. Very unique. Can anyone imagine taking a course in engineering from this guy! 🤣

    • @johndurrett3573
      @johndurrett3573 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite teachers in school were funny. Spot on.

    • @thomasarussellsr
      @thomasarussellsr Рік тому +1

      Would be the best classes ever!

    • @RogueWraith909
      @RogueWraith909 Рік тому

      I learned more from the funny Engineering teacher than the serious ones... Respect to Mr Jim Canon! Thankyou for all you taught us in materials science class!

    • @Frosstbite23
      @Frosstbite23 Рік тому

      Would be an awesome course.