Lmao. They are one of the biggest and yet the members are all just fodder with low IQ. No wonder Omi alliance almost tear them apart without full power, I Miss the third chairman era
lol seriously, 99% of the Tojo Clan are just power hungry psychos with high status that would step over each other for control over the clan, except probably Kashiwagi and Kazama
At this point in time, it would make no sense for Kiryu to be out and about. But if it was a Tojo vehicle with majima and saejima in it, it would be the perfect amount of fan service.
Yakuza #2: And, just to be clear, he means that we're just going to make you watch the actual movies. Okamoto: *starts struggling to escape much harder*
Honda: Fight me! Yagami: I guess we’re doing this. *grabs Honda* Honda: *Tries to punch Yagami but Yagami dodges* Also Honda: *Gets sideswiped then kidnapped by yakuza*
@FELIPE Augusto I'm in the mood for some VILE HERESIES. I can handle it. And if I can't, I always keep some bleach on hand in case I want to revoke my own ability to perceive mankind's HORRID ATROCITIES.
That little pat on the shoulder isn’t for reassurance. It’s a signal for “you bout to die, boi”. Also Yagami’s little fucking “arara~” at the end kills me XD
That heat action happens to me maybe once or twice. It’s honestly very rare which makes me curious if this can work on mini bosses. Like those bosses that hang in the city when they’re out to get you.
It is not rare. It's just that you can only trigger it in this very specific place, and yes, one of the mini boss spawn here sometime. I used this ex action every time to one-shot him, it's really funny
Don't worry guys, they're just taking him to Daigo so he can be acknowledged as a Tojo Clan equal. Daigo HAS been handing that shit out like candy, after all.
Playing again on PC. Never seen this one before till just today. I usually like to end a fight with a grab kick to the face, but just so happened to be in this exact spot. Got a good laugh out of this one.
You unlocked the Essence of:
_Tojo Clan being useful for once_
Isn't that the damn truth.
Lmao.
They are one of the biggest and yet the members are all just fodder with low IQ.
No wonder Omi alliance almost tear them apart without full power, I Miss the third chairman era
lol seriously, 99% of the Tojo Clan are just power hungry psychos with high status that would step over each other for control over the clan, except probably Kashiwagi and Kazama
@@imanoljesusdelpozo4907 and Dojima (the son not the dad the dad sucks)
And it happens to be an alternate universe 😄😄😄
POV: you’re going to brazil
Double Plot twist:
You're going to Osaka
Ae br
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Kiryu no please stop the car
I don't wanna go to Brazil
Cara os americano dizendo venha pro brasil
"Checks license" Looks like we have an organ donor here boys!
Best comment. 10/10, would like again
@manny I can make it for him
Lol nice one
He'll wish they said "How would you like to go on a fishing trip? We guarantee you'll be back in a few months." instead.
If only this happened a decade or two ago Nishiki would've gotten his donor for his sister.
Best case scenario: He'll be working on a fishing boat for several months
Worst case scenario: LIVE! ORGAN!! TRANSPLANTS!!!
Nishiki could've used that huh
Game: judgement
UA-cam: ah yes GTA V
GTA suddenly becomes interesting.
Yeah I noticed that too lol
UA-cam: yAKuZa aNd ItS SPInOffs aRe gta CLoNEs
Ok so it's not just me
you can't drive cars in yakuza games it would have been really cool thing if you kould
Totally missed opportunity for Majima and Saejima to be the ones in the car...with Kiryu driving
I would be more okay with a Majima heat move that sorta just has him deal with one guy then leave. But this I also like.
@TDFPL I mean they already Kiryu's signature move in the game but I agree
At this point in time, it would make no sense for Kiryu to be out and about. But if it was a Tojo vehicle with majima and saejima in it, it would be the perfect amount of fan service.
@@Plague_Gurl049 Yeah. Kiryu trying to live the nice life while Majima and Saeijima are out trying to find a good fight.
@@standlink3418 which one?
0:20 Me getting in my Uber and then realize they didn’t text me “I’m here”
Or once you get into the car for a while and then you get your actual Uber's text "I'm here".
O.O
when you get into the car and the you relazied your real Uber didn't arrive yet
"we're taking you to the omi alliance"
I think that could be the tojo not gonna lie
This is the beginning of a VERY interesting film
I like how you're the only one making a sex joke and that's what was going through my head the entire damn time lol
@@marrowyoutube Damn, Im really the only one?
@@theswawusmachine yes you are the zubatlel
I mean, _that_ interesting film might be the lightest form of torture he would receive
@@nikel- not to his hole-
Plot twist : kiryu kazuma (yakuza series) driving the car
That would make sense in a way, because Kiryu is a taxi driver in Yakuza 6 (I think).
OK. I GET IT. IT'S YAKUZA 5
@@juanguerra1755 pretty sure that's Yakuza 5.
Nah bro, majima drivin that badboy
@@bigcratey1344 that's judgement rare
Would make sense, those guys look Dojima AF.
Thug: "I'm in danger, aren't I."
Yakuza: "Yeeeeep."
buckle up buckaroo.
Yakuza: “ How fond are you of your fingers?”
Where going on road trip
@@bcd32dok36"W-What?"
Yagami never killed this guy. It's the Yakuzas who killed him.
To be absolutely fair, the guy brought that on himself by keep hitting the car
Isn't that more of a Kiryu meme?
@@MataNui. it is, but Yagami has “never broke the law”
They were rubber yakuza.
No no....The guy got himself killed by people that'll have him killed.
"Please let this be a normal field trip"
"With the yakuza? No way!"
@@InkubozuNikki
Cruising on down Kamaruocho feeling relaxed and feeling good
@@notamobilesprout4175 Next thing that you know, your organs divorce from your body
After that okamoto was never the same
"I was never the same after the ACCIDENT"
Now he's Notokamoto
Noone is after being melted in a barrel
Yes. He never was alive again.
A dip into Tokyo bay can change a man.
I love Yagami seeing it happen like "Whoops"
his “arara” at the end means “uh-oh” or “what have I done”, makes it even better
" 'kay , that's just happened."
"Did i do that?"
*laugh tracks*
"Damn, I sent a man to his death... oh well, time to do some drone racing!"
Oopsie daisy
He put him on an episode of Fake Taxi
Next time he’ll wish it was cash cab
thwy are going to do the secks
@@ThisisLYJ-gu2rz nobody has said it yet
Kids edition
What
Due to the recent pandemic the Yakuza are forced to do curbside pickup
Two years too early, 'cept /halfjoke
Essence of kidnapping
Thug: I'll kill you
Yakuza: oh please, dont give us ideas.
Yakuza: I hope you like Fifty shades...
Yakuza #2: And, just to be clear, he means that we're just going to make you watch the actual movies.
Okamoto: *starts struggling to escape much harder*
@@lnsflare1 *OH SHITTER*
of red. yo blood
Took him to brazil
Oh he going to Brazil alright
Yagami reaching out to the thug all "No wait don't do tha- ahh scheeet!".
truly makes this heat action gold.
"Okamoto's body was found washed up by the side of a nearby creak the following day."
Was his feet covered in cement? No? Well that would make sense if they didn't if he's found floating.
I can't hold the laughter
"with all of his organs missing"
POV: The Twitch Staff is taking you to McDonald's to try the Travis Scott Burger out of your own will.
*Essence of Fake Taxi*
Fun fact: this is an instakill to any enemy. Tried this on kayori clan leader and it worked
I actually used this to instantly defeat one of the harrassing gang leaders in a single attack.
Honda: Fight me!
Yagami: I guess we’re doing this. *grabs Honda*
Honda: *Tries to punch Yagami but Yagami dodges*
Also Honda: *Gets sideswiped then kidnapped by yakuza*
@@Gamer88334"he's definitely not coming back from that."
"Ararara.... that man is dead."
Yeah hahaha
I love how Yagami just stands there looking so confused!
This dude is either dead (the more likely option) or in a situation like Sagawa and majima in 0
Nah, they wouldn't do some street punk that badly. Probably just kicked the shit out of him in an alley.
@@calebcalhoun9847 true at least home boy gets to live (with less teeth)
I don't think it had anything to do with kicking the shit out of him
less that, more "pumping" the shit out of him
(C97) Delinquent Feminization [English-Uncensored]
Tags: Drugs, Tomgirl, Corruption
........
god-tier tags
Holy shit
I'm going to take one for the group, and ask for the sauce.
@FELIPE Augusto I'm in the mood for some VILE HERESIES. I can handle it. And if I can't, I always keep some bleach on hand in case I want to revoke my own ability to perceive mankind's HORRID ATROCITIES.
"im taking you to hiroshima"
What's wrong with that? Hiroshima is a beautiful city nowadays
Common knowledge on Hiroshima and Nagasaki starts and ends on them being nuked, sorry
@@Janfon1 yeah, and that's one of the biggest reinforcement about "nuclear materials are all te same" misinformation
there is an old friends that want to meet you
@@PASTELXENON Wasn't hiroshima where the Yomei alliance had their turf in?
If Niski's doctor actully found a donor:
That little pat on the shoulder isn’t for reassurance. It’s a signal for “you bout to die, boi”.
Also Yagami’s little fucking “arara~” at the end kills me XD
it men's what have done in he's language
In English, he says "Well, that just happened..." lol
"Yup, you fucked up buddy"
That heat action happens to me maybe once or twice. It’s honestly very rare which makes me curious if this can work on mini bosses. Like those bosses that hang in the city when they’re out to get you.
It is not rare. It's just that you can only trigger it in this very specific place, and yes, one of the mini boss spawn here sometime. I used this ex action every time to one-shot him, it's really funny
Just like Jacob’s Ladder, but with less demons.
Judgement is such a damn good game.
That's actually how they recruit their members.
Nah, that’s how they get our organs to sell
When I saw this video in my recommended videos, the title was cut off and, I swear, I was expected it to say "Sending an enemy to brazil".
The guy on the left looks like nishik
Corrupt Nishiki or Kyodai Nishiki?
@@rabiesmutt Corrupt
0:14
Dame Da Ne
Dame yo dame nano yo
Anta ga suki
*then drives off*
kiryu in the driver seat: "breakin za law"
Okamoto: "I'm in danger."
That's how gachimuchi actors are getting recruited.
Welp, least you aren't doing the killing, that was just coincidental.
And it was also his fault. He picked a fight with Yagami and then he started assaulting a car. Neither of which he was forced to do.
never seen a thug in this series go from acting like the top of the pecking order to right at the very bottom even lower than raditz
He's dead. No ifs, ands, or buts. He's just straight up gone.
Those were rubber yakuza the man is fine
Those are good guys running organ donation campaign 😂
Okamoto becomes a Yakuza
*insert Always Sunnny theme here*
Judgings from the skins of Okamoto and Goto, they belong to Kasai's crew of the Keijin Alliance. Okamoto done started a turf war
Don't worry guys, they're just taking him to Daigo so he can be acknowledged as a Tojo Clan equal.
Daigo HAS been handing that shit out like candy, after all.
"Essence of sending to brazil"
they're going to pull a junko on them :pensive
Oh, I hate that I know what you're talking about...
@@ethanedwards3357 dude ily
@@nutsachey Yup.
POV: You've been picked up by the Majima family.
You're going to torture room
Lol, had to look this up because they just picked up Honda in my game. That's somehow even funnier.
Welp Honda is gonna be in a river.😅
@@Totallynotsane 🎵But he came back🎵
Luckily they banished him to another river
Never get tired of watching it.
Lmao this is simultaneously one of the most tame yet horrifying heat actions in the series.
Am I the only one who thinks that guy on the left looks like Nishiki
*Patriarch of the Nishikiyama family*
Akira Nishikiyama
Essence of organ harvest
Playing again on PC. Never seen this one before till just today. I usually like to end a fight with a grab kick to the face, but just so happened to be in this exact spot. Got a good laugh out of this one.
I triggered this action completely by accident on one of the kehin gang leaders, i was cracking up when I discovered it.
And then he ended up in Osaka
only a chunk of him
I triggered this yesterday, satisfying as hell
*YOUR GOING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN*
he's going to ride that he will never return
Is that a reference to Kung Fu Hustle? Seems like it to me :o
Yeah when the badass aged couple talks to the head of the ax gang in a badass glare
Essence of sleeping with the fishes
still one of my favourite heat actions...alongside the Poppo Microwave ones...lol
I love how well they sumorice the fear and respect
Yakuza's-look,i we sorry for crashing you but didnt they teaching some respect???
Thats why we are going somebadwhere to teach you respect
And how are they going do that.
he is going to brasil
That's a last free ride to come by.
don't worry guys there just going to little trip to Vist old uncle majima
That’s fucking brilliant lmfao
Okamoto's 'bout to taste the Okamoto
next stop: tokyo bay
He's gonna get Lingchi.
Just look what happened to Kane and Lynch.
Missed opportunity for a kung fu hustle reference!
That araraaa of Yagami always got me😂
POV:You’re going to Fukushima
how nice of them the give him a ride
0:20 *It was at this moment that he knew...he fucked up.*
Someone is going to lose some fingers here
dude i pulled this heat move last night its funny asf
He's dead, that's it, I don't know how they kill him but he's fucking dead now.
They'll make him work on a tuna boat, I guess.
I like how yagami was like “uhh do i help him or…?”
The Yakuza has found it's new Organ donor
Yagami is just there like : "H- No, d-... Oh, okay."
Yagami didn’t kill him, the 2 y- wait a minute he didn’t actually kill him... he had nothin to do with it
Don't worry. This was his Uber picking him up :D
Hey Uber don't worry I pay for it
Ok but imagine this, but the ones in the car are kiryu and Majima
That guy totally screwed tho
The moment he clipped that car I was like mmh....well that's one less person in the world, oh did you think he's going to brazil? He is, very much so
I nearly pissed myself laughing first time this happened.
I've never seen this and I played the game through twice. I take my time too, just walk about fighting for hours at a time sometimes.
Gotta be in a specific spot I believe. Not sure where though.
You can tell by the area, the poppo by the law office.
*Yagami casually seeing a thug get murdered*
Yagami: whoopsies. Not my case, not my problem. 😊☺️
_Essence of New "Friends"_
I love how at the end Yagami is all like "Well shit, I didn't want THAT to happen...".
Taking the horror trip to pound town!
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