I know that giving a luxury fruit as a gift is normal in japan, but seeing majima randomly pulling out a watermelon in the middle of a conversation is hilarious to me
it's literally the excuse to get sister chan to go to the store and out of the house to talk about guns and murder plans... damn, you just got Mad Dogged without even trying
laugh at it all you want, but it's very common practice in japanese culture. it is called "熊づくり", referring to both the act of sculpting bears and the fear of death that causes one to sculpt bears
No one really mentions, that unlike 95% of Yakuza bosses, Minami actually tries to excuse someone's error instead of just going like "But u did it once, fuck if it's a accident, imma kill u"
I'm flabbergasted by the fact that this video doesn't have Akiyama walking in to the wife of the guy that scammed him in a bath full of money or Kiryu's questionable QTE from 3
I remember going back and playing Kiwami. It was silly, but nothing like this. I think that's because Yakuza 1 was before the franchise truly discovered its identity. I mean, Majima's always been goofy, but as the games go on, the rest of the world gets sillier and sillier.
Yakuza 1 plot is "beat up the brother dude and everyone else you come across." Not even Kiwami could save a plot so shallow. It is understandable considering it is the initial pitch game of the series and the troubles they had to get the Ryuu ga Gotoku project get approved in the first place. It ended up costing them 21 million USD to make. A lot of the content was cut from the game. That means people are by default against the idea and therefore you only get a 30-second pitch to describe and sell your game idea and the plot setting to the management. With that hurdle out of the way, Yakuza 2 was vastly better plot-wise, perhaps the best in the series. Even though Ryuji Goda in it is a buffer version of Nishiki with almost identical plot points, heroic sacrifices and what not. In contrast, in Yakuza 3 you play with kids and dogs and molest a fat man. :D "Originally [Yakuza 1] had scenes where pinky fingers were cut off, a traditional punishment, but these scenes were removed so that CERO would give Yakuza a favorable rating."
The series definitely got more of what it is in 2. Both Kiwami 2 and the PS2 original have the hilarious Gondawara family baby men. That one thug just clapping in the nursery always cracks me up.@@ihavenoson3384
Surprised you didn't include akiyama walking into the scammer's hotel room to find his wife literally bathing in money, and then when the scammer comes in, in his underwear, it plays the goofiest song ever written by a human being, and then you fight him and he does the karate kid crane kick
Unlike marvel, throwing cheap joke into a serious moment and ruined every emotion and impact of the scene, in yakuza, when they joke, they goes over the boundaries, when they serious, they are 100% serious
3 is super underrated. All the orphanage stuff was great, imo it really fleshed out Kiryu making him more 3-dimensional. And the combat really isn’t that bad.
Yeah, there's an article from an investigative journalist that interviewed a family of yakuza asking if Yakuza 3 was accurate portrayal of yakuza or not. Some were accurate, but one person noted that Kiryu's outfit looks tacky and invited more troubles than one.
8:05 I love Akiyama with all my heart but I'm genuinely devastated that he robbed us of a Minami Get To The Top version putting my faith in the AI cover community 🙏🙏
Still angry that "literal nobody Guard C (Saito)" is the most powerful enemy in the game. He literally beats on people who cant fivht back, how is he so good at this
I know that giving a luxury fruit as a gift is normal in japan, but seeing majima randomly pulling out a watermelon in the middle of a conversation is hilarious to me
what he pulls out after makes the situation even funnier
"Man. A watermelon !"
@@tartipoussI also thought about Persona 4 when he did it
it's literally the excuse to get sister chan to go to the store and out of the house to talk about guns and murder plans... damn, you just got Mad Dogged without even trying
@@opvcky I love that we all think the same
5:10 God i hate it when i see a man almost die while stuck in a barrel and have the *sudden fucking urge to sculpt a BEAR*
Relatable
Sculpting bears is the only way a man faces the cruel reality of death.
laugh at it all you want, but it's very common practice in japanese culture. it is called "熊づくり", referring to both the act of sculpting bears and the fear of death that causes one to sculpt bears
@@brightblackhole2442 woah
@@brightblackhole2442 pogchamp
Saejima's inner thoughts : (Well that's just how it is in the Yakuza world)
Saejima's instincts : IT'S TIME FO ME TO SCULPT A BEAR!!!
best revelations or whatever it was the name of that thing
Bro just had to make mr. Grizz
Spoiler warning for Y5
Y5 Saejima: IT'S TIME FO ME TO FIGHT A BEAR!!!
It's a bear-eat-fish world out there
That's how mafia works lol
No one really mentions, that unlike 95% of Yakuza bosses, Minami actually tries to excuse someone's error instead of just going like "But u did it once, fuck if it's a accident, imma kill u"
yeah big on him for "shit happens, yea"
I guess it's to show that majima isn't shitty by virtue
just got to that part after reading this comment XD
Majima taught his boys well
Bro Saejima didn't even close the door on that guy taking a shid, I forgot about that part lmao
He was the first one to go balls out with Saejima
I always lose it when he gawps so hard it looks like he unhinged his jaw xD
@@HopeyDiamondwell you would too if some big ass dude like saejima busted in on you like that
@@frootloop3568dude if saejima busted on me I'd lose it
@@HopeyDiamond He gawped like he was a Gmod character in a SFM
That scene with his wife holding knife is a pure gold
Kung fu hustle is good movie. Shit's hilarious.
@@Beerbottles123 yeah it reminded me of that movie
I always wear my varsity jacket (even though I'm almost 50) trolling shopping districts
@@RW77777777 sounds like you had fun in Sotenbori during '88
Saejima: *sees a guy about to fall off the dock in a barrel dramatically*
*craves out a bear holding a fish for some reason*
The scene was so BRUTAL he couldnt accumulate so much and had to unleash the brutality 😅
9:27 I would bet so much money that Majima heard Kiryu was in town and set this entire thing up with the sole purpose to fuck with him.
Bet bro had to rehearse this scenario a couple of times too lol
Bruh that's literally what's happenin in this scene, yeah
4:08 I can’t stop laughing at this part
Brother watches a Yakuza murder fail successfully, and goes "WELL FUCK IT TIME TO SCULPT A BEAR"
1:40 favorite scene in kung fu hustle
god bless ya mate, always wanted to hear people talk about that movie
Holy smokes this is absolutely a scene from Kung Fu Hustle
Minami is so chill, man's a true homie.
Minami the realest one in 4
10:22 Good Morning Mr Anderson
3:00
Yo this Resident Evil 4 Remake gameplay is *Fire*
Fighting chainsaw man
Mans thinks he's coming after the shower devil
Fr
2:41 The guy's just trying to kiss Akiyama (cuz he's handsome as hell) but he has horrible aim and keeps missing.
And then Akiyama politely denied the offer for a kiss.
2:01 I feel like her arms just stretched out
3:30 That entire part was in sync wtf?
I love how the heat action at 2:41 is in sync with akiyama's battle theme
3:28 love this sync
Yakuza 4 is the most game ever existed
The Yakuza 4 is the most group to ever existed
Yakuza 4 is the game ever existed
Yakuza 4 is the game to ever exist to this day
Of all the games to ever exist, it’s definitely one of them.
i can't believe you included yakuza 3 clips and didn't even have the scooter or bowling revelations, those are the funniest scenes in yakuza
I'm flabbergasted by the fact that this video doesn't have Akiyama walking in to the wife of the guy that scammed him in a bath full of money or Kiryu's questionable QTE from 3
0:19 shit boy what dat muth do?
I remember going back and playing Kiwami. It was silly, but nothing like this. I think that's because Yakuza 1 was before the franchise truly discovered its identity. I mean, Majima's always been goofy, but as the games go on, the rest of the world gets sillier and sillier.
Majima in the first game was pretty sadistic, he got way goofier as time went on.
reminds me of saints row 3
@@JZStudiosonline i guess the only plausible reason why is because he was under shimano at the time
Yakuza 1 plot is "beat up the brother dude and everyone else you come across." Not even Kiwami could save a plot so shallow. It is understandable considering it is the initial pitch game of the series and the troubles they had to get the Ryuu ga Gotoku project get approved in the first place. It ended up costing them 21 million USD to make. A lot of the content was cut from the game. That means people are by default against the idea and therefore you only get a 30-second pitch to describe and sell your game idea and the plot setting to the management. With that hurdle out of the way, Yakuza 2 was vastly better plot-wise, perhaps the best in the series. Even though Ryuji Goda in it is a buffer version of Nishiki with almost identical plot points, heroic sacrifices and what not. In contrast, in Yakuza 3 you play with kids and dogs and molest a fat man. :D
"Originally [Yakuza 1] had scenes where pinky fingers were cut off, a traditional punishment, but these scenes were removed so that CERO would give Yakuza a favorable rating."
The series definitely got more of what it is in 2. Both Kiwami 2 and the PS2 original have the hilarious Gondawara family baby men. That one thug just clapping in the nursery always cracks me up.@@ihavenoson3384
There's no place for comedy in the Yakuza...
-Kiryu Kazuma, 2006
4:03 right here I died of laughter 😂
It's amazing how in the Yakuza games, especially 3-5, you can really the see the influence of the era of gaming reflected them.
4:21 He seems familiar…. MARK??!!
10:57 New players of the franchise in a nutshell
5:07 thats how mafia works
oh my god he's right
This is why we all love yakuza
3:03 When the resident is evil (4)
For the fourth time
we are yakuza 4
You ever be so surprised, you casually unhinge your jaw?
3:25 w a t e r m e l o n
finally, a yakuza 4 appreciation video
Yakuza is basically what you get when you combine Shenmue, The Sopranos, and Kung Fu Hustle into one entity
Love how Akiyama running exhaust him but kicking a group of Yakuza don't
He really needs to quit smoking
2:40 my 2 braincells hard at work
3:06
SO THATS HOW, LEON KENNEDY LEARNED TO PARRY DR. SALVADORS CHAINSAW!
bruh Akiyama parts is always the best
2:25 She kicks like a dragon
LIKE A WHAT!?
LIKE A WHAT?
My man really started to put Yakuza 3 stuff at the end having an entire world of stuff to put from Yakuza 4.
I love the campiness of the yakuza series.
Some of this is from Yakuza 3 but Saejima making a wooden bear reminds me of when he was in a forest village in 5.
ITS MOTO MOTO 10:28
If I remember one thing from Yakuza 4, it's the insane open jaw animations the NPCs & enemies make. 😂
Surprised you didn't include akiyama walking into the scammer's hotel room to find his wife literally bathing in money, and then when the scammer comes in, in his underwear, it plays the goofiest song ever written by a human being, and then you fight him and he does the karate kid crane kick
Unlike marvel, throwing cheap joke into a serious moment and ruined every emotion and impact of the scene, in yakuza, when they joke, they goes over the boundaries, when they serious, they are 100% serious
Good thinking, we need a Yakuza cinematic universe
@@CaptainEffortWell, they’re trying rn (look at the new RGG studios intro)
1:10 that guy is dead
5:20 what is the reason for the woodwork?
he realize his revelation in that way
4:20
is that Markiplier?
What he looks nothing like him
Hello everybody my name is Market plier
Thats what i thought too
if you squint your eyes and take a line of crack, It kinda looks like him
No that’s Chris McLean
that golf club was really having a metal gear rising moment right there 💀
I loved 3 and 4. No apologies
3 is my favorite game ngl
3 is super underrated. All the orphanage stuff was great, imo it really fleshed out Kiryu making him more 3-dimensional.
And the combat really isn’t that bad.
Apologies? For what? Saejima sculpted a fuckin bear. I love 4 too
The acting of the dude in the barrel is so funny.
noticing the distinct lack of Tanimura here lol
2nd video has more of him
i love this series so fucking much, its serious unserious over the topness is everything youd want in a role play beatem up.
The funniest part is that you are watching/playing a game that received a green light from the Yakuza itself
Really?
@@tengoodquestionslol nah I don’t think so. Never heard of that.
Yeah, there's an article from an investigative journalist that interviewed a family of yakuza asking if Yakuza 3 was accurate portrayal of yakuza or not. Some were accurate, but one person noted that Kiryu's outfit looks tacky and invited more troubles than one.
@@misoracore wasnt that all a lie? i read a thread about it being a lie
8:05 I love Akiyama with all my heart but I'm genuinely devastated that he robbed us of a Minami Get To The Top version
putting my faith in the AI cover community 🙏🙏
He just thought he was pressing send
I AM RYUJI!!!!!!
I'm saddened that RGG didn't bring him back in other games.
Wait till you see yakuza like a dragon. Some enemies literally made me want to run scared.
Markiplier in thumbnail without glasses and sideburns
The man that Saegima interrupts in the begging is very brave, i would never use a bathroom that has a door on the other side
That headbutting fight intro is so weird. Just wavy tube-manning heads together.
Perhaps the best game trailer ever made, I need to play Yakuza 4 now.
together we are yakuza 4
Having never played Yakuza and this being my first introduction to it kinda makes me want to play the series.
you definitely should, theyre all pretty fun
What the hell is markiplier doing in a yakuza game😂?
if it weren't for me playing yakuza 3 I totally would've believed all that happened in yakuza 4
hol on why the black guy at 9:18 get slapped twice?
Kanda racism (secret ending)
im happy to have this game on my ps3
I never knew ora had so many meanings
1:42 I remembered the Kung fu hustle couple landlords
I knew that was going to be the first clip. 😂
Cool video but the last part is actually yakuza 3
Note: bonus yakuza 3 clips in the start of them
Bro skipped a part of the video
nuh uh
Me when I can't read
I guess I deserve the roast 🥲
The scene when Saijima opens the restroom door and sees a guy dropping his jaw never gets old 😂
i have never played this.. or even heard about it. but holy cow this looks gold.
The Yakuza series is amazing lol you gotta try them. Check out Yakuza 0
You should defnetly give a try, believe or not Yakuza games have really good story as well.
Start with Yakuza 0 and take it from there.
I thought it was Markplier on thumbnail
I was 100% under the impression that kiryu was about to call james bond
I like that they decided fighting a bull isnt enough so in the other game you fight a BULLDOZER 😂
9:16
Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!(That’s what I’m fuckin’ talking about)
I thought that was markiplier in the thumbnail
I never knew they made a game based on Kung Fu Hustle
9:12
Standard morning greeting. in Japan.
The last few scenes were from yakuza three
Yakuza 4 is so ridiculous that we went back to yakuza 3 near the end of
I never used public toilets, but now even more so I won't
Its like a Japanese 80s Kung Fu hustle. 😂
it's not a scene without context, these are the context themselves
It’s really odd to think about a salaryman in a suit using a squat toilet.
Happens everyday
@Pumpkin Hill
Yep, but not where i live.
@@halo3odstwelcome to Japan
Bro even akiyama getting shot was a troll
Close the goddamn door, bro!!!!
*watches 3 people die in one sitting*
“Lemme carve this…”
Imagine you're just pooping then a random ass guy barges in the cell just for a door he's tryna open
i thought he was market plier
that first one, im done
WTF was that "ohh shit" face XD? Man literally lost his jaw.
Still angry that "literal nobody Guard C (Saito)" is the most powerful enemy in the game. He literally beats on people who cant fivht back, how is he so good at this
Yakuza 3 in this as well
You could say Saejima scared that guy 'shitless'
uw.. uw... uweheahahahahAHAHAH... HAHAH UWEHEAHAHA!!! hahaheahah!! ahah- *coughs* HAHA- *coughs more* AHAHAHA- *coughs violently* ha.. ahaha.. ack-
I'm sorry but I absolutely lost it when saejima pulled a hunk of wood out of thin air and just started carving a dang bear LIKE WHAT
It is clear to me that you have never heard of postal 2
The guy in the thumbnail looks like markiplier