The comment saying that "Men are f**king dogs" could be considered a major compliment, dogs are usually regarded as loyal and intelligent. This is coming from a cat-person.
Most dogs are annoying in my opinion, and so are most humans. So it’s more like an opinionated fact that excludes a ton of other information just to make a point about their opinion. Like saying “all Women are apes.” While true, this is an entirely useless fact for proving anything, because all humans are apes regardless of gender. Speaking of useless things, what a useless comment this has been. Did you know that watermelons with seeds have water in them? Also, I don’t think saying that men have sex with dogs is a compliment. Maybe it’s just my opinion?
Damien: "Reads a really long, informative comment about how college has become so expensive and why. Damien 1 milisecond later: " *ToOk ThE bAtTeRiEs OuT oF tHe CaRbOn MoNoXiDe AlArM* "
Maybe that's why it hit me that hard, I was like "do I skip this part? nah, it's not like I wouldn't see similar short videos" and then was the tweet. I'm really surprised at that point she lived to post it eventually
Anti vax parents: vaccines cause autism and kill your kids. I know cuz I read it on Facebook Me, a guy who has had to deal with autism for his entire life: that’s very bold for someone within coughing range. Edit: god damn I didn’t think this comment would get so much support. Thanks for the likes and for keeping it civil in the replies. I appreciate every one of you guy’s’ existence
its really weird how anti vax parents will literally let their kids DIE and be susceptible to life threatening illnesses rather than let them live with a perfectly manageable disability. its weird how much they demonize us to the point they'd rather have their children die, like, wtf? (i am also autistic)
pink roses death isn’t very manageable meanwhile some folk with autism like myself have had less than a decade of therapy and the symptoms are so negligible that people are surprised when I tell them about my disability
@@lum26akua28 Well, it was still relatively expensive to go to Yale even back then. 16,000 some dollars (in today's money) for each semester. That's expensive even by today's standards. I can go to college for a whole year in one of the top colleges in my state for 11,000$. Which is why I think the example of Yale is cherry picked for its circumstance. Should've picked a different university to argue this point over.
"People who don't carry umbrellas in the rain, do you like getting wet?" "I like to experience how I make girls feel." "Cold and irritated?" *Damn I really felt that*
@Evan Hake of course not all of them were bad, but boomers are the generation that put us through all this hardship. For example, the college situation. The government was the on enabling them to jack the prices up and people fresh out of college has to work themselves to death to survive while SOME boomers call them lazy and entitled for not starting a family and assume millennials are not committed to their roles in society.
That post conveniently neglected the consistent success of ppl graduating from trade schools with almost 0$ debt, if any tbw. You don't have to go to Yale for a quality education. Hell, college won't teach you the most valuable things worth learning anyway (knowing when to cut your losses, knowing that values themselves don't account for the ridiculous variation of moral structures rather the prioritization of those values, etc.) Yes, it's useful, but it's not paramount, is my point.
Evan Hake you know most of gen Z are kids, right? The oldest gen Z of 2020 is 23 and youngest is 8. Kids physically can’t make a difference in economics no matter how hard they try. They can work but they can’t exactly do anything other then that. Gen Z are on there phones all day because we are tired of this world falling apart because the other generations don’t want to abandon there pride and actually fix what they broke. Generation Alpha is even younger being only 10 years while z is 23 years old. You can’t expect people so young to do anything about something they can’t change. Now if the other generations (boomers) would like to swallow there pride and actually do something gen z would actually start doing stuff too.
@@brendan7210 i take it youre one of the lucky rich ceos of your own tech company who worked his butt off and is a millionaire at age 25. Good for you. Now what about the millions of other recent graduates who cant find a job in the field they spent waay too much money on and now work a subpar replaceable job position at walmart to try to repay that college loan for the next 20 years?
Tyga: Responds like a normal human being. Admits his faults. Brown: HEY Y'ALL, I'M BLACK. SO, I'VE GOTTA MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S ABOUT MY SKIN COLOR, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE. YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING ME FOR MY RACE. SO, STOP CRITICIZING ME, BECAUSE I'M A GOD, AND YOU AREN'T WORTHY OF WIPING MY ASS AFTER I SHIT. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T AS GREAT AND IMPORTANT AS I AM. Further exemplifying everything wrong with the dude...
Not gonna lie, when I read the note from the church, I thought someone was going to take a shot at the priests that the Church had accused (and found guilty of) molesting children.
@@Ezzie_on_the_internet Had to look up the word facetious, and I have to say good thing I did. It doesn't mean what I thought it meant. And it is. But it is also the turn that expected that post to take.
Wife: “He made two fat jokes about me yesterday” Husband: “No I didn’t” Therapist: “Then how does she remember” Husband: “Because elephants never forget”
No kidding, ever since Mr. Spray Tanned Orange got into office, America became an even bigger laughingstock or punching bag for the world. Even when the idiot sandwich was voted out, his supporters just decided to make things even worse.
Me too phantom... and Jakov, that’s kinda my goal lol but instead of “fuck off” it’s more like actually “offing” myself. (It’s a joke by the way so don’t get all triggered or worried)
Chris Brown, known domestic abuser: “These are the type of people I wish walked in front of a speeding bus full of *mental patients*” What can I say, but *yikes*.
While I agree with the argument (probably because it's a FACT), I also agree with the others that that profile pic is not funny anymore. However, it's your life and you can do whatever you want with it.
Me: *makes a painting that I worked really hard on* My mom: your aunt says she will give you two dollars for that painting Me as a cold blooded nine year old: well tell her to ask for a raise I don't make these painting's for free
Asked my immediate and extended family for a loan so i could get my dream farm. Most of the family have likely heard me talking about my dream farm for a decade. Family refused to give loan. Insisting i wouldnt appreciate the farm if i got assistance.
Hey, come to study to Europe :) in some countries is completely free and in the rest really cheap (the highest is England and it's still way lower than the US)
Anybody that plans on going to college, don’t. Unless your career requires a specific degree than your hand is forced. But if you plan on going to college just to go because you’ve been told it will make you successful, do not go. Do not go and get a useless degree in a useless field that will most likely not help you in life. Instead, learn a trade. There are so many employers that are struggling to find people to work for them. I’ve seen certain instances where these companies will pay for an education in a certain trade and then hire you and pay you a great wage. Now of course this isn’t possible for everyone, but just saying. The worst advice you can be told is to go to college, UNLESS YOUR FIELD OF WORK REQUIRES IT (medical, law, etc).
2:22 Ok ima steal a funny joke my friend made I feel bad for kids with the same gender parents, not because I’m homophobic but because they’re either deal with twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom” Sorry if you’re offended but as a bi person I find this hilarious
Intrigued would like to know your location I'm serious in another r/murderedbywords vid there was a 3 pages worth of a intrigued roasting this guy for his weird burrito configuration
jesus christ that college one was stressful to hear, i start college this fall and am definitely not looking forward to the amount of student debt coming my way 👍🏼🙃
he really pulled the black card as if anyone is mad that a black man is succeeding, even tho chvrches clearly stated that the issue was that hes a fuckin abuser and a predator. but sure, theyre just “jealous”
Alyssa Diaz and mello gets caught in the middle. I can understand Chvrches and mello the former is afraid of being labeled guilty by association in this cancel culture world while mello is probably willing to give the benefit of the doubt about people’s past actions and only judge based on personal experiences with them. Tyga seemed willing to own up to the call out kinda saying “yeah I messed up but we can only move forward” but Brown throws a tantrum basically confirming mello won’t get to work with another artist because he decides to stick his neck out for someone.
Savannah Nason thats what I’m talking about. Giving the benefit of the doubt. Yes brown did an awful thing, but maybe he’s learned? Maybe he’s gotten better? You wouldn’t know unless you give him a chance to show you he’s improved. Mello decided to stick his neck out and give him that chance. And mello got burned for Browns mistakes.
@@stereotype.6377 Though it could seem like the child of two men would know whether it's alright for two men to be together, this child is simply not old enough to have opinions on the subject, and probably doesn't even know that anyone's against gay marriage or what gay and marriage even means. The only good reason for a child to be at rallies (or at churches) is if its parents can't have anyone else look after the child whilst they're rallying. And even then, it would be better if children weren't part of rallies either way, as rallies do sometimes cause violence (though not always), and it might be tiring for the child to walk far, it might be too loud for the child, or the child may be taken pictures of and released on the internet, which could potentially be bad for the future of the child, though most of the time, it's alright. In short: Child is young. Young children don't think much and they need to be taken good care of.
I remember when my friend was talking about how for her relative’s house they ‘celebrate’ Halloween for a week and I responded with “I thought Halloween was continuously going on for you because for some reason every time I see you, you’re always dressed as a clown 🤨🥰😊” she got mad at me lmfao
Boomers: Gets fancy toy that has been passed on from generation to generation, slightly improving it each generation Also Boomers: Breaks it Also Boomers: this is for you millennials and gen z, you’re welcome
Riven Of A Thousand Voices Then Gen X is sitting there is the corner smiling while they try to get over all the abuse and drugs their parents did in the 70’s
No joke, I had my first semester of University this fall, and I paid $1000 worth of textbooks in a 24 hour period. Best part? I looked up one of the questions, and I found a Yahoo answer to that question FROM A DECADE AGO. This book has barely changed in 10 freaking years, and they expect us to buy a new one every. Single. Semester. Drives me nuts.
This educational system is so fked up. I pay over 1000 dollars each semester for old rented books that I am not even able to use without worries because if I "damage" them I have to pay them as new.
I risked not buying some textbooks for my college years. Guess what? I used Google and they have index cards of past college students who post their quiz, exam questions and had them answered correctly. I even bought an old textbook for one class and it was useful still. I saved money that way.
@@roxxxydubois Even better is when you can test out of a college course, for free. I did that while in Basic in the US ARMY in thee '70s. It was an Electrical Engineering Course, along with Broadcast Engineering, with was the the Military equivalent of the old FCC First Phone certification which was a very sought after item by many companies and broadcast stations. A two hour, 15 minute test to avoid three years in a classroom.
@Hot Dog no, it's NOT okay in both cases. A child should not be exposed to wither until he is old enough to understand what it's about and it's ramifications, sl he can grow with a healthy mind and make his own choices.
Doctor Devil i think your using “Wither” wrong. A child will go online and then base there decisions on what they see. So, no matter what a child will base there life on what they see. (things like sexuality, life style, and others won’t be affected)
ngl, i'm pretty happy that this account is still active, whether it's slazo or not. slazo has his own life and his things to do including 2 channels. that could be overwhelming, so i understand if he's not here. also, damien is cool
The cross surviving the fire has nothing to do with the melting point of gold and everything to do with the fact that heat rises and the fire was on the roof. Look closely at that picture, you can see candles that survived too. I believe in god, but also in thermodynamics. Let's not be idiots.
I live in Sri Lanka and that day was a nightmare. Several of my family friends died, people were scared to go out anywhere public for months doe to the fear. Also, it wasnt only churches, three blasts were aimed at high end restaurants, killing a lot of wealthy foreigners that were investing in local projects. One of the bombs failed to set off tho
12:20 - I love this guy, but I wish he'd go deeper into the official unemployment numbers. Administrations love saying they've got lower unemployment numbers than they do, so they make all kinds of bs excuses not to count people, and it adds up over time. You're not officially unemployed^tm in the statistics if you: *can't get a job, so you go back to school for a higher/different degree *don't have a degree or professional licence *have been unemployed for more than 2 years straight *dropped out of school and haven't gone back and finished a similar or higher degree, even if you already have a lower degree *have been caught in a workplace drug test in the last 6 months *is the primary custodian of a child under 18 *is any custodian of a special needs person *can't manage to jump through all the welfare office's hoops *are married to someone with a job *live in the same household as a non-relative of the opposite sex that has a job *live with your parents or previous custodian *are under 21, unless you've previously had a job that required a degree that you have *were adopted and are under 25 *are a non-citizen resident. Curiously you'll still be in the dividend *are homeless without a postbox. Same as above *haven't signed up for the selective service if male *live on a native reservation *have a psychological or medical condition that usually results in unemployment, even if the government doesn't pay you disability *is under gains of crime investigation by the IRS or has been in the last 2 years *have won over 1k$ in gambling over the last month, even if you lost more (assuming they know) *are a suspected hooker/panhandler/dealer/etc (even if you wouldn't be one if you had alternatives) *have been awarded a compensation for something by the court system, if (settlement/500$) > months since you got it *probably lots of other stuff in the years since I last googled it to death
Damien’s laugh ranges from old man who has never heard a joke before-Sarcastic person who doesn’t find the joke funny and-Pure teen with the mentality of a five year old who finds the joke cute
The one with Chris Brown I wouldn't really consider a "murdered by words". It's not an impressive comeback anyway, especially coming from a domestic abuser :/
Chris Brown just took like half a page to say "lmao kys ur jealous" as a comeback. To be fair, at least he managed to make a mostly coherent sentence, I didn't expect him to be able to do that.
Also that "people make mistakes" trash really pissed me off. Whoops, looks like I repeatedly slapped my wife with the full force of my open hand! I'm so clumsy! 🤷♂️
I think the joke for that one was more like he "murdered" the other good (well...A"good" as in I guess not angry minecraft 7 yr old responses?) responses and possibly respectable way to handle that situation.
You teach your child to not believe everything they hear by teaching them how to think critically, discover the truth for themselves through investigation and research. Oh, wait, that will just get them to question your version of events too. In that case, uhh, more beltings?
Damn I'm proud of chvrches for standing up for themselves and standing against working with Chris brown. Why do people still enable him???? I dont understand
I know, right? I was expecting someone to roast him, not him to “roast” Chvrches. If that counts as a roast... they didn’t mention that he was black, they mentioned how he hit Rihanna. I mean, honestly, Chvrches are the least racist band I know.
"A teacher ran out of sick days to stay with his cancer-stricken daughter, so fellow educators chipped in with their sick days -- adding up to 100 days" apparently, in today's society, this is considered 'good news'... can someone tell me how it's 'good news' when a dad can't be allowed to stay with his own daughter when she might die of cancer at any given moment? This happened, it's real, and it happens to more than one person, but most people don't actually have people around to give them their sick days, it's not a "feel good" story it's the middle class bleeding out on the floor while people like Mike Dorsey sits on his pile of money laughing as a dad watches his daughter die of cancer- wait no, he *missed it because he wasn't allowed to leave work*
as a poor sap in the middle of a mid life crisis and slowly dying and crippled to an extent, I dont blame people who have money especially from taking a risk and actually opening a place people will buy from. people only become that rich because they provide some kind of service to someone and as stupid as poor ppl like me are we bitch and complain about the rich but never think about how to make money outside of small hustles and become broke again almost immediately again cause most ppl in this country cant hold onto a penny to save their lives. and I'm no exception. As far as the guy having the issue of being with his daughter, he has a choice to make, stop teaching get a hold of DHS and see if they cant pay him for taking care of his own daughter as her private care taker while shes alive. or continue working and file for help through medicaid and hope she gets accepted so she can get a private caretaker while he is at work so he can pay the co pays on the medications that can shit ton of money, sadly while yes the rich can sit on piles of money most of us cant think of anything to sell to the public to make any money so we spend our lives on career jobs that make zero money by the time you pay taxes food and housing costs.
@Mikayla Kray kinda callus tho isn't it. Even many govt jobs can't fully afford around the clock care for an I'll stricken child and even if one quits there is always someone to take the spot. But I know what it feels like to miss the last moments of a loved ones life and it hurts. I can't imagine if it was my child
9:49 As someone in economics, YES YES YES YES YES! One of the few Reddit posts that actually calls out THE ROOT CAUSE of tuition rising way faster than everything else, and that people largely upvoted. Couldn’t be more proud 🥺
The start of this video reminds me of a really sweet moment me and my bf had. Occasionally my bf and i will look through the photos on our phones and just laugh at some of the stuff we have. We were going through my bf's phone one time, and i noticed he had a bunch of photos from a couple years ago. I was sitting at my computer, bangs pulled back, papers EVERYWHERE. (I remember i was doing school work and was getting frustrated.) I asked him about the photos, and he got super embarrassed and responded with (roughly) "You looked cute." I smiled and was aboit to say something, but he then said, "It also reminds me that im better than you at math" "Oh jee, thanks, love." *I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes* We laughed. If youre other half wants to take "ugly" photos of you, let them. It doesnt mean they are gonna show the world, maybe they just want it for themselves.
Story from Germany. Had this old guy who won a trip to Warsaw. He was over 90 and ranting about not wanting to go there and making racist remarks. I just turned to him and said: Well you didn't have a problem with that in '39.
6:24 I’m a vegan, with a dog, and I can tell you we aren’t all self absorbed, animal hating, clout chasing, Facebook lurking, a-holes who force morning star on our pets.
Pleased to make your acquaintance! Please, allow me to highlight that the first thing you said here was "I'm a vegan." That's because you were reacting to the topic which was already brought-up; "annoying vegans," and were adding your thoughts. This is fine, of course! I'm not calling you out, just comparing this to certain "others" I will now describe... Now, with a lot of other vegans it's the first thing they say for other reasons; they announce it and brag about it, treating others as inferior to them. I suppose that's because they feel this is a very important part of who they are, morally righteous, and something to be proud of themselves for and convert others to. The rest of us want them to shut up about it. I believe that non-vegans generally wish vegans in general did not feel the need to announce it continuously as though it were the only personality trait they possess, some vegans even going so far as to lord it over others as though they're so much better people for it. I further believe the same would be true for any other person who acts like a one-dimensional caricature of a stereotype (and who's better-than-you because of it), whether that's over a religion or other belief system, sex, gender, sexuality, hobby, national origin or patriotism, politics, favorite sports team, preferred animals to keep as pets, et cetera. People who do that are annoying. Thanks for reading and have a great day.
I'm going to teach my kids that the earth is flat so that when they get taught the earth is round, it will be a teachable moment about being careful of indoctrination by those you love and trust.
The double dad picture on the pride parade always reminds me of the one gay joke I really love: It must be hard to be the child of a gay couple, you either get twice the amount of dad-jokes or you're stuck in an infinite cycle of "go ask your mom"
The comment saying that "Men are f**king dogs" could be considered a major compliment, dogs are usually regarded as loyal and intelligent.
This is coming from a cat-person.
ikr
Most dogs are annoying in my opinion, and so are most humans. So it’s more like an opinionated fact that excludes a ton of other information just to make a point about their opinion. Like saying “all Women are apes.” While true, this is an entirely useless fact for proving anything, because all humans are apes regardless of gender. Speaking of useless things, what a useless comment this has been. Did you know that watermelons with seeds have water in them?
Also, I don’t think saying that men have sex with dogs is a compliment.
Maybe it’s just my opinion?
^I’m not saying men are actually dogs, I’m just trying to clarify
Woof, male dog sounds
@@Zyrdalf r/iamverysmart
"That's tough talk from a person who's entire family can be taken out by a rusty nail" oh my
Best one tbh
Oh crap i forgot my tetanus vaccination
@@flameBMW245 *pulls out a rusty nail* alright boi, put the swag in the bag!
@@holyflamelegendvargas2804 oh Hell naw!
@@resident-evil-jerma5389 The phrase "Crotch Goblins" or what?
That one guy: I hate seeing children at gay rallies
That other guy: I hate seeing children at churches
Me: I hate seeing children on this app
I hate seeing children
I hate seeing
I hate
.
I ate children
Damien: "Reads a really long, informative comment about how college has become so expensive and why.
Damien 1 milisecond later: " *ToOk ThE bAtTeRiEs OuT oF tHe CaRbOn MoNoXiDe AlArM* "
Maybe that's why it hit me that hard, I was like "do I skip this part? nah, it's not like I wouldn't see similar short videos" and then was the tweet. I'm really surprised at that point she lived to post it eventually
I like to think it was a joke and the other person got it.
@@thekamelotbard186 likely.
Anti vax parents: vaccines cause autism and kill your kids. I know cuz I read it on Facebook
Me, a guy who has had to deal with autism for his entire life: that’s very bold for someone within coughing range.
Edit: god damn I didn’t think this comment would get so much support. Thanks for the likes and for keeping it civil in the replies. I appreciate every one of you guy’s’ existence
Fucking thank you, like, just for existing
I have Autism, too.
If it were up to me, I'd pick Autism over no vaccinations.
God it appears to be that this reply section has become like, exclusively autistic.
(not being mean, uh im in the gang too XD)
its really weird how anti vax parents will literally let their kids DIE and be susceptible to life threatening illnesses rather than let them live with a perfectly manageable disability. its weird how much they demonize us to the point they'd rather have their children die, like, wtf? (i am also autistic)
pink roses death isn’t very manageable meanwhile some folk with autism like myself have had less than a decade of therapy and the symptoms are so negligible that people are surprised when I tell them about my disability
Holy shit I've never seen a more detailed response than the one relating to affordable education
The yale example was stupid. Ivy league schools are expensive, no shit.
@@pianochannel100 lmao, not in the past apparently
@@pianochannel100
Hell of a way to miss the point.
@@lum26akua28 Well, it was still relatively expensive to go to Yale even back then. 16,000 some dollars (in today's money) for each semester. That's expensive even by today's standards. I can go to college for a whole year in one of the top colleges in my state for 11,000$. Which is why I think the example of Yale is cherry picked for its circumstance. Should've picked a different university to argue this point over.
@@pianochannel100 16k is bad, but 45k is much worse.
I think that was his point.
"People who don't carry umbrellas in the rain, do you like getting wet?"
"I like to experience how I make girls feel."
"Cold and irritated?"
*Damn I really felt that*
Same Bardock.... same
The wet feeling?
Same.
That actually made me wet.
Inde- Hol up, Mario
The one concerning “free” education really opened my eyes.
Edit [11/2/2020]: Y'all have weird arguments.
Joining the military should be a choice, not a last resort
@Evan Hake of course not all of them were bad, but boomers are the generation that put us through all this hardship. For example, the college situation. The government was the on enabling them to jack the prices up and people fresh out of college has to work themselves to death to survive while SOME boomers call them lazy and entitled for not starting a family and assume millennials are not committed to their roles in society.
That post conveniently neglected the consistent success of ppl graduating from trade schools with almost 0$ debt, if any tbw. You don't have to go to Yale for a quality education. Hell, college won't teach you the most valuable things worth learning anyway (knowing when to cut your losses, knowing that values themselves don't account for the ridiculous variation of moral structures rather the prioritization of those values, etc.) Yes, it's useful, but it's not paramount, is my point.
Evan Hake you know most of gen Z are kids, right? The oldest gen Z of 2020 is 23 and youngest is 8. Kids physically can’t make a difference in economics no matter how hard they try. They can work but they can’t exactly do anything other then that. Gen Z are on there phones all day because we are tired of this world falling apart because the other generations don’t want to abandon there pride and actually fix what they broke. Generation Alpha is even younger being only 10 years while z is 23 years old. You can’t expect people so young to do anything about something they can’t change. Now if the other generations (boomers) would like to swallow there pride and actually do something gen z would actually start doing stuff too.
@Evan Hake 'plus I am thirteen' for the love of God kid, please... use proper grammar. it's hard to understand what you're saying.
8:55 That millennial literally represented our whole generation with those facts. Well played sir.
Cording karma not a millennial but I approve
Millennials are so pathetic they have to blame older generation smh I'm a millennial and I'm quite frankly embarrassed
@@brendan7210 i take it youre one of the lucky rich ceos of your own tech company who worked his butt off and is a millionaire at age 25. Good for you. Now what about the millions of other recent graduates who cant find a job in the field they spent waay too much money on and now work a subpar replaceable job position at walmart to try to repay that college loan for the next 20 years?
@@SWIFTO_SCYTHETheAllaksion im 12...
@@brendan7210 You're not millennial, you're Gen Z. So am I. It's basically millennial lite.
Everybody gangsta until someone sneezes in a room packed with Anti-Vaxxers
"Wait, why do I all of a sudden have access to four nukes?"
Litterally like smoking while pumping gasoline XD i love that post.
UNSTOPPABLE!
KILL STREAK: 20
History books call it the "Guy with a cold who just walked by" genocide
@@smartmars603 DOUBLE TRIPLE PENTA--- MONSTER--- *seansworld combos active*
ALEXA- LIN KILL KILL KILL
me: *Cough* *DOUBLE KILL*
that's it!
i actually like it when damien laughs (even if he sounds like an old man) he reminds me of my grandads after they had both passed away last year
Oof,. sorry to hear man.
I hope you are handling it well
At least it's not 4
F
I’m lonely anyway, so I talk to people one line often. If you ever wanna talk, I’m here!
Emkay: I am sorry for my laughter
Me: that is why I am here
Same
Wait theres other reasons to be here?
You've heard of Double Dad but are you ready for our newest model...
Multi Mom?
CYNID you’ve heard of Double Dad and Multi Mom
but are you ready for our newest model?
No.
Ho... ly... shit
Only 1.199!
What if I have both?
@@x_dexie1991 You must have gotten the Golden Guardian Package! Did it come with a free Twin Tutors for the formative years?
Tyga: Responds like a normal human being. Admits his faults.
Brown: HEY Y'ALL, I'M BLACK. SO, I'VE GOTTA MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S ABOUT MY SKIN COLOR, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE. YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING ME FOR MY RACE. SO, STOP CRITICIZING ME, BECAUSE I'M A GOD, AND YOU AREN'T WORTHY OF WIPING MY ASS AFTER I SHIT. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T AS GREAT AND IMPORTANT AS I AM.
Further exemplifying everything wrong with the dude...
r/technicallythetruth
I was gonna say something like
Brown: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT SUSTAIN WEALTH HAHAHAHAHA
But what you said works
Not gonna lie, when I read the note from the church, I thought someone was going to take a shot at the priests that the Church had accused (and found guilty of) molesting children.
@@JoelJames2 Is...is this facetious?
@@Ezzie_on_the_internet Had to look up the word facetious, and I have to say good thing I did. It doesn't mean what I thought it meant.
And it is. But it is also the turn that expected that post to take.
I feel like evolution was just God pressing the reset button every few million years
I wouldn’t blame him with how fucked up we are
Your feelings are dumb.
Same lol
No that’s the level-up button.
The meteor is the reset button.
He’s playing Spore
Wife: “He made two fat jokes about me yesterday”
Husband: “No I didn’t”
Therapist: “Then how does she remember”
Husband: “Because elephants never forget”
*_The Elefants will Never Forget the Bloodshed at Kursk_*
@@schmeatgaming853 what does kursk have to do with this
@@AndrewBunch1 read the line "Because Elephants never forget"
“I may just be *privlaged* but I have enough scholarships etc...”
My man has multiple scholarships yet can’t spell privligd
*Privileged
@@unknownuser8967 Lol
Prince Ralsei *prbeulefe
@@unknownuser8967 shall i fire the ammunition?
@@JayCeeCreates you have my permission.
Your laugh is so contagious I love it thank you
I was about to comment that.But it really is tho lmao.
Sketley no u
Sketley Stoopid I ain’t gonna let you get the chance
@@zentar2646 what's your problem? Get off the internet before your mom finds out that her 13 year old son is swearing again
@@zentar2646 you're
"How should I teach him not to believe everything he reads"
I mean that's what the school's currently doing..
Hey bruh i think spellcheck messed you up, it says "heads" not "reads".
@@dino_sores4298 thanks for the heads up, man.
@@junoguten :D no problem
"Our country is respected again!" That was hilarious.
No kidding, ever since Mr. Spray Tanned Orange got into office, America became an even bigger laughingstock or punching bag for the world. Even when the idiot sandwich was voted out, his supporters just decided to make things even worse.
current generations:*breathes*
baby boomers:yOu KNoW in mY dAY wE cUT oUR ARms OfF DaiLY to sUPPOrt YOu
Me: you caused Millennials and SJWs... Shut the fuck up.
I just hate humanity as a whole. Fuck every generation.
@@AmaryInkawult you literally said yourself to fuck off...
Me too phantom... and Jakov, that’s kinda my goal lol but instead of “fuck off” it’s more like actually “offing” myself. (It’s a joke by the way so don’t get all triggered or worried)
@@AmaryInkawult I just hate idiots as a whole. Fuck your kind.
Chris Brown, known domestic abuser: “These are the type of people I wish walked in front of a speeding bus full of *mental patients*”
What can I say, but *yikes*.
Please change your profile picture
@A brick of cheese
Please.
Change your profile picture.
@@oddclouddeity5343 Please change your profile picture.
@@oatamino4071 please change your profile picture
While I agree with the argument (probably because it's a FACT), I also agree with the others that that profile pic is not funny anymore. However, it's your life and you can do whatever you want with it.
Me: *makes a painting that I worked really hard on*
My mom: your aunt says she will give you two dollars for that painting
Me as a cold blooded nine year old: well tell her to ask for a raise I don't make these painting's for free
yours aunt is a choosing begger if you have a picture of it show me a link links are free pictures if you have a working printer
Your aunt sounds like an asshole tbh
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma Every aunts are asshole, some are upfront and some are very good hiding it. Fuck those bitches.
r/thathappened
Asked my immediate and extended family for a loan so i could get my dream farm. Most of the family have likely heard me talking about my dream farm for a decade.
Family refused to give loan. Insisting i wouldnt appreciate the farm if i got assistance.
"The double-dad ensemble"
sounds like a dad band.
Nah, "ensemble" is too fancy a word to use for Bands, and saying the name doesn't make me cringe or feel try-hard for saying it.
I wonder if Damien feels murdered by words when he puts effort into a video and we all still demand -Slazo- that other guy in the comments
Honestly I think he does based on the things he says during his livestreams
@@misty-skies what's his twitch?
@Jacksman what is the channel
It's Potty H
Hi, nice to meet you wow both your comments got a ton of traction lol
The bit about college debt got me thinking about how I'm gonna pay for my tuition when I get older.
Same
Hey, come to study to Europe :) in some countries is completely free and in the rest really cheap (the highest is England and it's still way lower than the US)
Alba G Thanks for the advice :P
@Axel The Fallen Angel neat
Anybody that plans on going to college, don’t. Unless your career requires a specific degree than your hand is forced. But if you plan on going to college just to go because you’ve been told it will make you successful, do not go. Do not go and get a useless degree in a useless field that will most likely not help you in life. Instead, learn a trade. There are so many employers that are struggling to find people to work for them. I’ve seen certain instances where these companies will pay for an education in a certain trade and then hire you and pay you a great wage. Now of course this isn’t possible for everyone, but just saying. The worst advice you can be told is to go to college, UNLESS YOUR FIELD OF WORK REQUIRES IT (medical, law, etc).
Damien’s laugh makes me feel like my girlfriend didn’t just cheat on me.
Shit man...
Damn that's some deep $h!t
@@HackerKamper *Shit
Dude you ok?
7:46 if one person coughs in that room, they’re getting the highest kill count that ever existed
I’m tempted to release a wild rat 👀
A sneeze would wipe that room clean
2:22
Ok ima steal a funny joke my friend made
I feel bad for kids with the same gender parents, not because I’m homophobic but because they’re either deal with twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”
Sorry if you’re offended but as a bi person I find this hilarious
This is beautiful
You don’t need to be so tiptoed my guy. Most of us here find that stuff funny and understand its humor. Loosen up a bit bro
your friend didn't make that joke
Finally, some FUNNY, NON-INSULTING gay jokes
@@Santeneal i like the joke, but your friend didn't make it
10:00
And the oscar for the longest burn goes to........ THIS GUY!!!
I just hope his and our problem gets fixed someday
*burrito noises intensify*
WizardCraft 2016 *laughs in getting reference*
WizardCraft 2016 lmao
Intrigued would like to know your location
I'm serious in another r/murderedbywords vid there was a 3 pages worth of a intrigued roasting this guy for his weird burrito configuration
jesus christ that college one was stressful to hear, i start college this fall and am definitely not looking forward to the amount of student debt coming my way 👍🏼🙃
Goodluck mah dude.
God bless.
8:38 there is my country over there, I literally never thought my country will ever apear in one of your videos
Notre d a m n
WhyThough notre *damn daniel*
@@zentar2646 speech: 1
Destruction: 0
Burns!
*d a n i e l*
You all have THE BIG GAY
EmKay: "( *laughing* ) Sorry if laugh like an old man..."
Me: *Making a sound board of every random laughing noise of Emkay*
Please post the laugh samples
EmKay, Slazo or Daimen (Can't spell his name oof) is the real question because I might end up having both
@@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 Damien. Like Day-Mee-En.
@@skeletonwar4445 ay thanks!
super gregi oaky then I’ll join you
9:56 We really need to talk about how true that ‘blue’ person is.
9:52 onwards.....this needs to be so much more out there..... A loud round of applause for this person please!
Honestly chvrches was the one in the right, and Chris brown just threw his toys out of the pram cause he was upset at being called out
It’s because the dumbass murdered himself by words
he really pulled the black card as if anyone is mad that a black man is succeeding, even tho chvrches clearly stated that the issue was that hes a fuckin abuser and a predator. but sure, theyre just “jealous”
Alyssa Diaz and mello gets caught in the middle. I can understand Chvrches and mello the former is afraid of being labeled guilty by association in this cancel culture world while mello is probably willing to give the benefit of the doubt about people’s past actions and only judge based on personal experiences with them. Tyga seemed willing to own up to the call out kinda saying “yeah I messed up but we can only move forward” but Brown throws a tantrum basically confirming mello won’t get to work with another artist because he decides to stick his neck out for someone.
Lt ChugaCast There’s video evidence that Chris bro punched Rihanna in the face but OK.
Savannah Nason thats what I’m talking about. Giving the benefit of the doubt. Yes brown did an awful thing, but maybe he’s learned? Maybe he’s gotten better? You wouldn’t know unless you give him a chance to show you he’s improved. Mello decided to stick his neck out and give him that chance. And mello got burned for Browns mistakes.
"I hate seeing kids at gay rallies, they don't understand what's happening." Said about the SON OF TWO MEN.
@Martyr4JesusTheChrist What's wrong about it?
@@stereotype.6377 Though it could seem like the child of two men would know whether it's alright for two men to be together, this child is simply not old enough to have opinions on the subject, and probably doesn't even know that anyone's against gay marriage or what gay and marriage even means. The only good reason for a child to be at rallies (or at churches) is if its parents can't have anyone else look after the child whilst they're rallying. And even then, it would be better if children weren't part of rallies either way, as rallies do sometimes cause violence (though not always), and it might be tiring for the child to walk far, it might be too loud for the child, or the child may be taken pictures of and released on the internet, which could potentially be bad for the future of the child, though most of the time, it's alright.
In short: Child is young. Young children don't think much and they need to be taken good care of.
@@9nikolai
Woah woah woah, easy with the common sense there. We're trying to bash people on the internet. Don't ruin my hobby.
oh no...it’s almost like young children don’t know how babies are made and even the idea of sex in general is still very foreign to them....
think before you speak
I remember when my friend was talking about how for her relative’s house they ‘celebrate’ Halloween for a week and I responded with
“I thought Halloween was continuously going on for you because for some reason every time I see you, you’re always dressed as a clown 🤨🥰😊”
she got mad at me lmfao
You know I feel bad for EmKay to have to read all that text for the 'free education part', poor guy's throat's gonna hurt next morning
Boomers: Gets fancy toy that has been passed on from generation to generation, slightly improving it each generation
Also Boomers: Breaks it
Also Boomers: this is for you millennials and gen z, you’re welcome
This is true, that’s all I’m going to say
This is true but this is the incorrect structure for the meme
Why do you keep forgetting Gen X? Why?
Aka a toddler
Riven Of A Thousand Voices
Then Gen X is sitting there is the corner smiling while they try to get over all the abuse and drugs their parents did in the 70’s
what would michael macaroni think of that australian accent in the beginning
lydia pari macaroni live matter
who the hell is michael you disorented eggshell
Universe Of The Cats “disoriented eggshell” is the best comeback ever
Also can I say this man has the *perfect* Sans voice
6:01 This name basically means Mr. MouthCock
Pretty funny how unaware Damien is in this situation xD
“Damn. I guess B.O.B could really use a wish right now.” DESTROYED BY WORDS!!! 😂
7:20 damn, Chris brown just beat his own reputation even harder than he beat Rihanna
Is that a "Cleveland Show" REfErEnCe?!
Wait...that's illegal /s
What reputation? Everyone still hates him
Dude’s so annoying
I don’t even need to know what he did to her or what they did to each other to dislike him
No joke, I had my first semester of University this fall, and I paid $1000 worth of textbooks in a 24 hour period.
Best part? I looked up one of the questions, and I found a Yahoo answer to that question FROM A DECADE AGO. This book has barely changed in 10 freaking years, and they expect us to buy a new one every. Single. Semester. Drives me nuts.
They str8 going to hell and it makes me happy
This educational system is so fked up. I pay over 1000 dollars each semester for old rented books that I am not even able to use without worries because if I "damage" them I have to pay them as new.
I risked not buying some textbooks for my college years. Guess what? I used Google and they have index cards of past college students who post their quiz, exam questions and had them answered correctly. I even bought an old textbook for one class and it was useful still. I saved money that way.
Just don't go to college
@@roxxxydubois Even better is when you can test out of a college course, for free. I did that while in Basic in the US ARMY in thee '70s. It was an Electrical Engineering Course, along with Broadcast Engineering, with was the the Military equivalent of the old FCC First Phone certification which was a very sought after item by many companies and broadcast stations. A two hour, 15 minute test to avoid three years in a classroom.
The notre dame fire is like god says I don’t like this building but ima keep my business card
2:54
Me, a child who was brought to both gay pride parades and church: YES THANK YOU, BOTH OF THESE.
Hell yeah both are equally bad
@Hot Dog The pressuring part is what I was referring to
@Hot Dog no, it's NOT okay in both cases. A child should not be exposed to wither until he is old enough to understand what it's about and it's ramifications, sl he can grow with a healthy mind and make his own choices.
Doctor Devil i think your using “Wither” wrong. A child will go online and then base there decisions on what they see. So, no matter what a child will base there life on what they see. (things like sexuality, life style, and others won’t be affected)
ngl, i'm pretty happy that this account is still active, whether it's slazo or not. slazo has his own life and his things to do including 2 channels. that could be overwhelming, so i understand if he's not here. also, damien is cool
I'm new to this channel, but Ive seen so many slazo references.. who or what is slazo?
@@generalripper7528 ua-cam.com/users/slazo
@@generalripper7528 a dude with a sexy moustache
no one further like this comment. it has 69 likes and I don't want anyone to ruin it.
@@casketbutter check again
Tyga: *calm man*
Chris Brown: *AGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR*
I mean, are you shocked?
Damn, I guess you’re right. lol
Both of them: *Garbage people*
3:18
Our Country Is Respected Again
No offence, Americans, and I'm really sorry, but I burst out of laughter reading that
I take zero offense to this, I am generally disappointed in every country due to the government, which is why I am choosing to try and become an elf
Same
That affordable education rant was the best I’ve ever seen!
The cross surviving the fire has nothing to do with the melting point of gold and everything to do with the fact that heat rises and the fire was on the roof. Look closely at that picture, you can see candles that survived too. I believe in god, but also in thermodynamics. Let's not be idiots.
People will be dumb, look for any reason to shit on something they dont agree with. :\
@Galzerok says the one with a Minecraft pic
Both Theists and Atheists can be very annoying at times. Not always, but also not never.
This video is proof why I go to school and church...
Galzerok
Yes, and I guess we start with you.
Everybody gangsta till they get murdered by words
Kill the boomers boys.
I live in Sri Lanka and that day was a nightmare. Several of my family friends died, people were scared to go out anywhere public for months doe to the fear. Also, it wasnt only churches, three blasts were aimed at high end restaurants, killing a lot of wealthy foreigners that were investing in local projects. One of the bombs failed to set off tho
12:20 - I love this guy, but I wish he'd go deeper into the official unemployment numbers. Administrations love saying they've got lower unemployment numbers than they do, so they make all kinds of bs excuses not to count people, and it adds up over time.
You're not officially unemployed^tm in the statistics if you:
*can't get a job, so you go back to school for a higher/different degree
*don't have a degree or professional licence
*have been unemployed for more than 2 years straight
*dropped out of school and haven't gone back and finished a similar or higher degree, even if you already have a lower degree
*have been caught in a workplace drug test in the last 6 months
*is the primary custodian of a child under 18
*is any custodian of a special needs person
*can't manage to jump through all the welfare office's hoops
*are married to someone with a job
*live in the same household as a non-relative of the opposite sex that has a job
*live with your parents or previous custodian
*are under 21, unless you've previously had a job that required a degree that you have
*were adopted and are under 25
*are a non-citizen resident. Curiously you'll still be in the dividend
*are homeless without a postbox. Same as above
*haven't signed up for the selective service if male
*live on a native reservation
*have a psychological or medical condition that usually results in unemployment, even if the government doesn't pay you disability
*is under gains of crime investigation by the IRS or has been in the last 2 years
*have won over 1k$ in gambling over the last month, even if you lost more (assuming they know)
*are a suspected hooker/panhandler/dealer/etc (even if you wouldn't be one if you had alternatives)
*have been awarded a compensation for something by the court system, if (settlement/500$) > months since you got it
*probably lots of other stuff in the years since I last googled it to death
Your laugh is absolutely adorable and contagious. Find myself smiling unknowingly.
crystal590 I love his wheeze no homo
It sounds fake
@pocketsfullofposey lmao I bet you feel good after writing that paragraph when in reality, I don't care :)
@@sombretoast9505 your*
Aspect That’s not a paragraph it’s one sentence genius.
11:19 that stuff about the textbooks is so true it freakin hurts
AWWWH THE CLAPS AT "Two dads" SOUND SO ENTHUSIASTIC AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY
Damien’s laugh ranges from old man who has never heard a joke before-Sarcastic person who doesn’t find the joke funny and-Pure teen with the mentality of a five year old who finds the joke cute
The one with Chris Brown I wouldn't really consider a "murdered by words". It's not an impressive comeback anyway, especially coming from a domestic abuser :/
Yup, pretty nasty
Chris Brown just took like half a page to say "lmao kys ur jealous" as a comeback.
To be fair, at least he managed to make a mostly coherent sentence, I didn't expect him to be able to do that.
Also that "people make mistakes" trash really pissed me off.
Whoops, looks like I repeatedly slapped my wife with the full force of my open hand! I'm so clumsy! 🤷♂️
Yeah I agree
I think the joke for that one was more like he "murdered" the other good (well...A"good" as in I guess not angry minecraft 7 yr old responses?) responses and possibly respectable way to handle that situation.
TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT OF MY SMOKE DETECTOR CUZ THE CONSTANT BEEPING WAS MAKING MY HEAD FEEL WARM AND HARD TO BREATHE
I dont think that was the smoke alarm guy.... Guy? You good? Guy?
Jesse Quarnstrom oh my
Jesse Quarnstrom BRUH
You teach your child to not believe everything they hear by teaching them how to think critically, discover the truth for themselves through investigation and research. Oh, wait, that will just get them to question your version of events too. In that case, uhh, more beltings?
I absolutely adore your laugh . It's the only thing keeping me alive rn.
Damn I'm proud of chvrches for standing up for themselves and standing against working with Chris brown. Why do people still enable him???? I dont understand
Anna Baggett yeah I didn’t think Chris Brown murdered with words, just showed how much of a narcissist he is.
@@lyndonnorton8330 I agree
Also his music is bad
@@lyndonnorton8330 like he didn't even address what they said about him he made it into a race thing
I know, right? I was expecting someone to roast him, not him to “roast” Chvrches. If that counts as a roast... they didn’t mention that he was black, they mentioned how he hit Rihanna.
I mean, honestly, Chvrches are the least racist band I know.
You actually said economists wrong twice, however you pronounced that Greek name perfectly. Well done.
Almost perfectly but it was a good effort xD
Didn't sound perfect to me 😂
It was good enough
Well done agent 47
A kid with two dads
"Jokes on you both my dads are navy seal with 200 confirm kills each"
Man your laugh is brilliant 😂😂
“Corps”. As in Marine Corps. Or Green Lantern Corps.
Pronounced like “core”
Not like “corpse”
just like coup is pronounced "coo"... maybe the military just doesn't like the letter P?
@@jordanwaluigi Military terms tend to be French in origin, and have mostly retained their French pronunciations.
You'll still end up like one
r/murderedbywords
@@YamiNoSensei13 Yeah it's funny that they're all from French origin. It's almost like asking to lose.
"A teacher ran out of sick days to stay with his cancer-stricken daughter, so fellow educators chipped in with their sick days -- adding up to 100 days" apparently, in today's society, this is considered 'good news'...
can someone tell me how it's 'good news' when a dad can't be allowed to stay with his own daughter when she might die of cancer at any given moment?
This happened, it's real, and it happens to more than one person, but most people don't actually have people around to give them their sick days, it's not a "feel good" story it's the middle class bleeding out on the floor while people like Mike Dorsey sits on his pile of money laughing as a dad watches his daughter die of cancer- wait no, he *missed it because he wasn't allowed to leave work*
as a poor sap in the middle of a mid life crisis and slowly dying and crippled to an extent, I dont blame people who have money especially from taking a risk and actually opening a place people will buy from. people only become that rich because they provide some kind of service to someone and as stupid as poor ppl like me are we bitch and complain about the rich but never think about how to make money outside of small hustles and become broke again almost immediately again cause most ppl in this country cant hold onto a penny to save their lives. and I'm no exception. As far as the guy having the issue of being with his daughter, he has a choice to make, stop teaching get a hold of DHS and see if they cant pay him for taking care of his own daughter as her private care taker while shes alive. or continue working and file for help through medicaid and hope she gets accepted so she can get a private caretaker while he is at work so he can pay the co pays on the medications that can shit ton of money, sadly while yes the rich can sit on piles of money most of us cant think of anything to sell to the public to make any money so we spend our lives on career jobs that make zero money by the time you pay taxes food and housing costs.
you good? You still alive? Seem like a really chill dude.
@Mikayla Kray kinda callus tho isn't it. Even many govt jobs can't fully afford around the clock care for an I'll stricken child and even if one quits there is always someone to take the spot. But I know what it feels like to miss the last moments of a loved ones life and it hurts. I can't imagine if it was my child
Your old man laugh is similar to my wheezing old witch "Spirited Away" laugh and its fabulous. Don't change!
Tyga and Chris Brown are literally the Mario and Luigi points of view meme
Murdered by words? Nah.
What about: nuked by words?
Poppypenguincat AJ, All fallout games COMBINED don’t have the amount of nukes for that last one.
Sorry, mean the one that starts at 8:52
oof then your children will be affected for years
Just reminding you to feed Slazo today
iiDankMeme lol
Give me roux gornx the clown
due to recent events, it is now acceptable to let him starve and spend his food money on more important matters
9:06 taught me more than 3 years of school
9:49 As someone in economics, YES YES YES YES YES! One of the few Reddit posts that actually calls out THE ROOT CAUSE of tuition rising way faster than everything else, and that people largely upvoted. Couldn’t be more proud 🥺
“Im not good at reading things”
Bit worrying from somebody whose whole channel relies on reading things
Your trump voice is perfect,
I dare you to say,
“China is my daddy👌”
As trump.
Nice one m8
Just don't say daddy please literally say anything but that word
Rhino Prime
Daddy.
Rhino Prime I agree, it sounds weird, especially when I’m Chinese
@@Rhino-Prime wow a man of rhino culture I see
11:32 I agree, I have books at least 2* the amount of pages that amcollege textbook has and I got them for around 10$. Total ripoff
How to not have your child believe everything they hear: Pull out their eardrums and make them deaf
We can all agree, like the ancient Greeks,
Two guys together is manly as hell
Don't think they thought like that, but considering my lack of information, I will agree with you.
Hell yeah!
True dat, if you forget the pedophile aspect of ancient greece.
The spartans were actually gay as fuck. When they married, they made the wife shave their head and wear male clothes.
Listen I'm not against gays but 2 guys together is one of the least manly things I can think of :/
Didn't the greeks literally become gay?
The start of this video reminds me of a really sweet moment me and my bf had.
Occasionally my bf and i will look through the photos on our phones and just laugh at some of the stuff we have. We were going through my bf's phone one time, and i noticed he had a bunch of photos from a couple years ago. I was sitting at my computer, bangs pulled back, papers EVERYWHERE. (I remember i was doing school work and was getting frustrated.)
I asked him about the photos, and he got super embarrassed and responded with (roughly) "You looked cute."
I smiled and was aboit to say something, but he then said, "It also reminds me that im better than you at math"
"Oh jee, thanks, love." *I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes* We laughed.
If youre other half wants to take "ugly" photos of you, let them. It doesnt mean they are gonna show the world, maybe they just want it for themselves.
Aww that’s nice! happy for your guy’s relationship
8:51 "charlie kirk el *HEAVEN*
That voice crack tho😂
Good lord emkay xD
"That bag if wrinkles"
*_Did you remember to give Slazo his daily dose of pills and Reddit posts in the basement today?_*
Leave Damien alone he tries his hardest
*_lEaVe DaMiAn AlOnE hE tRiEs HiS hArDeSt_*
@@dbola_ r/woooooooooooosh moments
Is your brother Rodrick Griffin?
@@dbola_ This mans ooga booga mode just activated
His laugh
[Everyone liked that]
Story from Germany. Had this old guy who won a trip to Warsaw. He was over 90 and ranting about not wanting to go there and making racist remarks. I just turned to him and said: Well you didn't have a problem with that in '39.
6:24 I’m a vegan, with a dog, and I can tell you we aren’t all self absorbed, animal hating, clout chasing, Facebook lurking, a-holes who force morning star on our pets.
Pleased to make your acquaintance! Please, allow me to highlight that the first thing you said here was "I'm a vegan." That's because you were reacting to the topic which was already brought-up; "annoying vegans," and were adding your thoughts. This is fine, of course! I'm not calling you out, just comparing this to certain "others" I will now describe... Now, with a lot of other vegans it's the first thing they say for other reasons; they announce it and brag about it, treating others as inferior to them. I suppose that's because they feel this is a very important part of who they are, morally righteous, and something to be proud of themselves for and convert others to. The rest of us want them to shut up about it. I believe that non-vegans generally wish vegans in general did not feel the need to announce it continuously as though it were the only personality trait they possess, some vegans even going so far as to lord it over others as though they're so much better people for it. I further believe the same would be true for any other person who acts like a one-dimensional caricature of a stereotype (and who's better-than-you because of it), whether that's over a religion or other belief system, sex, gender, sexuality, hobby, national origin or patriotism, politics, favorite sports team, preferred animals to keep as pets, et cetera. People who do that are annoying. Thanks for reading and have a great day.
So............you are a vegetarian.
@@ranjanbiswas3233 ?
I'm going to teach my kids that the earth is flat so that when they get taught the earth is round, it will be a teachable moment about being careful of indoctrination by those you love and trust.
That is patenting 101.
We already do the same shit with santa and god anyway.
Yay, trust issues!
@@ayyylmao101 nah, life lessons.
And effective ones at that.
I hope that's a joke cause the main goal of parenting is to establish a trustful relationship with your child
@@viktoriakasekuchen6996 yes and you're quite right
I actually really like having Damien on emkay, his laughter is contagious.
That whole post about inflation and education blew my mind.
Jesus man, hats off to that man who wrote a hella detailed response about education
his laugh is the most wholesome and contagious thing i've ever heard in my life
"My laugh sounds like an old man that has never heard a joke before" just sent me. I love you
Once numbers start getting involved my brain stops working
"I'm sorry I laugh like an old man that's never heard a joke before"
Don't be. Your laugh is fyukin' contagious my guy!
I actually have a decal that reads *Vaccinate your crotch goblins* My favorite so far.
have you been punched in the throat yet?
@@cobraglatiator why would they be?
@@Katiegx12 reference to one of the things in the video.
@@cobraglatiator got it.
The double dad picture on the pride parade always reminds me of the one gay joke I really love:
It must be hard to be the child of a gay couple, you either get twice the amount of dad-jokes or you're stuck in an infinite cycle of "go ask your mom"
The mom one, just say "she said the same thing" ends the cycle.
The Dad one, **THERE IS NO ESCAPE**
Dude it's 4.27AM in the morning and your intro scared me I thought the drums were tiny footsteps...
The first one be like:
*That's a lotta damage*