That Applebees one.. "How dare a man choose to go to a pricy place with good portions rather than an extremely expensive place that wouldnt fill up a mouse"
Yeah where do u wanna go? To this cheap place and where it will feed u for 2 weeks or to this expensive place where u will get hungry after a secound your done whit your meal (PS i have never went to appelbeas sorry for misspealing how is in there?)
I wouldnt take that woman to a fuckin OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE if I knew that was her response. That is a grade A genuine specimen of gold digger, throws on the whole rich girl vibe, then as soon as she digs enough holes in your pockets, and you cant get her anything she wants, she dumps you for some other chump for HIS money, and the cycle continues. Shed probably end up being that girlfriend who'd threaten breaking up over not buying specific pair of shoes for her. Talk about priorities.
@@limboprime4008 while it IS expensive, the food is great, as is the service, the waiters are nice, and you can also have a nice beer and watch a sports game
more like: ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE well thought out point ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
No no no it’s: Opinion ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY WITHOUT GRAMMAR ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY SWEAR DICTIONARY STRAIGHT UP BURN Genuinely good point ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY
Cly Marin it physically hurts me when I see Anti vax parents hate their children for trying to save themselves and others. Believe whatever you want, sure, whatever, anti vax whatever you want, deal with the consequences of that, moron. But when they try to take things into their own freaking hands stop trying to harm your children, idiots.
To all fellow guys out there. Really, take care of yourself. Don't mistreat your skin because you're "a sissy" if you use things like face cream. Do it, save yourself trouble later down the line. Sometimes stuff like that leaves scars. It don't look pretty. Just saying
@@senza4591 I get it a lot. Anytime people asked me how my skin was so much clearer than their's, I would just explain that I use face cream and stuff. I don't want to look like I have chicken pox. But for whatever reason, I get weird looks for saying it.
It depends on the severity actually. And before people ask, no I'm not on either side of this retarded ass vaxxing argument. I just know that autism has several "levels/variants" and every one is different, some being worse or better than others.
"Hippos are herbivores! What are you talking about?" Me: "Hippos are considered to be one of the most dangerous and aggressive animals on the planet and several humans have died from them as a result each year. Even alligators are afraid to go near their territory and THOSE fuckers have one of the strongest bite grips of any animal on the planet!"
Just bc something is aggressive and dangerous doesn’t mean it can’t be a herbivore but in most cases your right Edit: and is this case too as it says in the video there omnivores
Only they'd fail this time around. However, the damage is already done, unfortunately. Their dust will make its way into hell. Not all of them, as my wonderful parents are boomers and my mom is no less than a saint, but the ones who decided their self-righteous punkasses are more important than the future of our society.
I've never met anyone in my generation that drives an automatic and everyone I know can write in neat cursive :| Boomers can be so fucking stupid, sometimes.
PSA TO ALL GUYS Skincare is not gay. It's just keeping your skin healthy and looking young. If you're a straight dude and you think that girls won't date you because you do skincare it's ok. If they laugh at you for having a skincare routine and walk out of the date, you just dodged a bullet. If she's a genuinely nice person, she'll either not care about it or talk to you about skincare. Most girls are happy about their boyfriends having a skincare routine because it means that their man is looking after his skin.
I'm a straight guy here. Moo 2310 you just spoke FACTS. All these "alpha males" are total bullsh*t. Looking healthy and/or young is not "gay". These are the same type of people who get h*rd when a girl takes her flip flops or shoes off to swim or something. Extra h*rd if she yawns. Go get a f*cking job in your local Wendy's or some D*ck Gaylord. If a girl actually the audacity to laugh at you for having a skincare routine, 1. You just dodged a bullet like that f*cking Bobcat from that homophobic b*tches skid marked, sh*t covered a*s. 2. Get another one. A girl that genuinely likes/loves you will not have the waste energy to give a rabbit's sh*t about your skincare. Like these jeans sh*tting boomers are so goddamn f*cking entitled. This isn't 1958 here Karen and D*ck. For f*cking god's sake just shut your little sh*t spraying asshole of a mouth the f*ck up. Enough of a rant. These people need to grow the f*ck up. That's my point.
Why is everybody ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SKINCARE? Is there really more to it than taking a shower? It cannot be that complicated. Maybe nobody takes showers anymore, in which case additional effort to clean skin would be necessary. Based off of the way most humans smell now, I would not be surprised if this is the case.
@@dannypipewrench533 for certain people just taking a shower isn't enough to look clean, usually, for me, I take a shower first then do my skincare bc a simple shower isn't just what will make my skin look cleaner, as a side effect I do look like I'm an extremely tall 4 yr but that's one of the many reasons that some people have a skincare routine, my skin looks disgusting even when its clean but maybe that's just me, also srry for the paragraph ^^
@@averysadpizza6714 Extremely tall four year old. Terrific. The long response is no problem, I type very long comments almost every day. I guess I just am fortunate enough to only need to shower then. Granted, I live in Arizona, the additional ultraviolet light probably helps. I really do not go outside that much, though. I have pretty light skin as a result. But, maybe going outside occasionally is still more than the average person.
@@kurokosart237 The toxic ones speak the loudest I'm not a vegan I enjoy eating stuff such as cake, bacon, and fish. I'd find it difficult to give up eating pastries with egg and milk in them.
My now-fiance and I's first date was at a literal hole-in-the-wall restaurant but the food was amazing (it still is), the giant centipede that came out from under the table was really cool and it's one of our most cherished memories to this day
@Lord of Warhammer Agreed. Otherwise we could have a great time over laughing at our feet, which are coincidentally on the exact same level of humor this joke is at.
I hope so much that any person reads this: A very little percentage of Vegans, are the vegans you have in mind. The Vegans you DO have in mind, are the loutest. The people, who are shouting at everyone, that they are doings smth wrong. THEY are taking all the attention, at THEMSELVES, so the public thinks: Oh! So every Vegans must be like that!!!
Actually dogs are omnivores, it's expected that dogs (when on a vegan diet) can experience the same health benefits as a human on the same diet. I got my dog well past her expiration date (in good health, she passed peacefully) on a vegan diet for her last 3 years of life. You have to take my word on that.
@@grzyruth9205 You know, it pretty most depends on the dog, dogs are omnivores yes, and some do require a balanced diet of meat and veggies/fruit, but in most cases taking either to extremes can have bad consequences, that's why on us humans also omnivores being all vegan can result in hormonal and digestive changes for new people, and why eating only meat can lead to for example scruvy, that's why the best thing to do is consult a licensed veterinarian and the american kennel club, because even if you didn't realize it putting your dog on a purely vegan diet COULD (as in maybe, maybe not) have caused some negative consecuences. Now what i'm trying to explain is that an isolated case can't prove a point wrong, because it depends on the dog, some have positive reactions to it, most don't, so if your dog went through it's vegan diet until it's passing, good! But that doesn't and cannot backup the veganism on dogs case. And alsoalso, look at a dogs teeth, the argument presented is solid, just not detailed enough, there is a huge difference between being able to and sustain from it, dogs, canines, lupines and vulpines in general can eat plants, but it does not mean thay can sustain purely from it, i can eat mashed potatoes even if i'm not biologically designed for it, but if i ate mashed potatoes for my whole life it can have negative impacts on me (it's an example not a comparison). That mouthful of an argument said, i'm sorry your dog passed, good that it was peacefully and i hope you remember him/her with love and happiness.
Ryan Schenck no, higher then others, maybe, high enough to look into a mirror after telling us that dogs have teeth for eating meat and a body to hunt and realize, gee, i wonder why my teeth are looking so sharp and pointy, and why is my body capable of running for an hour? Cuz all his arguments, if you had exchanged dog with human, would still be accurate.
@Patrick Cossack First of all, being a furry isnt a fetish. Being a furry isnt a messed up kink. By saying this you're just unnecessarily sexualizing and telling perfectly normal kids and adults who have a hobby of drawing human-like animals that they should fall off a cliff. What the hell dude. How fucking smooth is your brain? Oh no, I enjoy drawing standing animals?! Throw me to hell! Oh no, I like to * ironically * pretent to be an animal and embrace creativity? What an unforgivable crime. Disgusting. And also, Fetishes arent furry exclusive? Neither are all these disgusting kinks you're talking about?? Every. Fandom. Has. A. Sexual. Side. This point is used a lot because it's TRUE. ... Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you lmao Being a furry makes you less of a human? Do you understand how much bullshit this is? Do you understand how much bullshit everything you've said against furries right now is? Just fuck off please, take this up with those who make the fandom look bad but not every furry you see that is appearantly less human for drawing animals.
All the adults in my life told me this. All except one, who said "you know the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me'? Bullshit."
They mean because you are in the military not when you’re in active duty. Aside from that here and now people choose to join the military, so even if their neighbors threatened to kill them for being veterans, they still chose to do it.
Gen z here, and I just want to say that I was taught cursive whenever I was in 3rd grade until I was in 5th. And my schooled was horrible. (Only stopped practicing in school because I switched to homeschool.) A lot of kids in Gen z are taught cursive at their schools, so where ever that person got that information is lying. (Although that isn’t surprising since they seem new to the internet and probably don’t know what a reliable source looks like.)
"I won't let my dog eat meat, nor will I vaccinate my kids and let them come out about their sexual preferences" me: this is why i'm leaving you and taking the kids and the dog
It is really sad to see this spreading of misinformation. Dogs can actually be feed a vegan diet. They are omnivore, as us. There is lots of sources for this information, but I think the "hur dur hate on the vegan" make people smash the like button before checking the facts: www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/03/can-pets-be-vegan-food-koji-dogs-cats-wild-earth-science/ www.hillspet.com/dog-care/nutrition-feeding/can-dogs-be-vegan www.mdpi.com/2076-2615/6/9/57/htm I mean, Purina (the famous dog food brand) offers a vegetarian/vegan option: www.purina.com/articles/dog/nutrition/vegetarian-and-vegan-dog-food Do you people the company would be just opening a breach for a massive lawsuit by offering a product that slowly kills your pet?
@@henriquebecker2713 Yes. They do with food they offer humans, why not to animals. But I guess people like you are all above logic being vegan and considering pets equal to humans
@@Chiller-pc1dv not every MOS is really dangerous, but the fact is that there are loads of people out there making threats against the American military every day, so if you're a soldier you're a target
8:45 "I never once had my life threatened due to being in the military..." It's right there in the classification, COMBATant 10:00 excellently argued! 12:00 I want that reply on a bumper sticker. @EmKay 13:45 masterpiece very well put together
9:09 So while i am not saying we dont need pride month, i have to point something. While the commentor in this one might have never personally been threatened or harmed due to being in the military, i have a neighbor who is wheelchair bound, and a Combat Veteran, who is living proof that people suck, and will attack Military personnel for being, well, military. He was physically assaulted while taking part in a Veterans Day Parade in 2017, by a person wearing a scarf over their face yelling about fascism (ANTIFA). You read correctly, someone attacked a paraplegic, bound to a wheelchair, because 'fascism' and a sick belief that all military people are fascists. Also, please go talk to a few Vietnam Veterans about having stones thrown at them when they returned, and POWs of the same war, who would be spit on, refused jobs, refused housing, and ultimately refused healthcare they had been promised, because of people who hated the military. While May might be NMAM, 90% of people have never heard of it, and while LBGT people might have it tough, they at least, dont account for over 70% of all homeless, and 60% of all untreated mentally ill. And i say this as a member of the community, who has been mistreated for his flexible sexuality. People tend to not like my life choices, and while in other countries, LBGTQ are persecuted, here in the US, its actually pretty uncommon for it actually get violent. Meanwhile, people are actively shouting to defund the VA because Veterans dont deserve free medical care.
My dude, i really appreciate this comment. It sums up and even better expresses what I was thinking during that section. Its annoying when people compare "apples" to "oranges".
Dream Wolf I appreciate this comment greatly. I have members of my family that are veterans and we had no clue about this NMAM until recently (because of an argument like this actually). People seriously forget that during the Vietnam War and after Vets were treated like shit and even before how people believed PTSD was a lie and that the vets were “just cowards”.
@@CU-Later My mother, Stepfather, and all of my uncles, as well as both sets of grandparents, were all Military, due to having Epilepsy i am 'Selective Service Exempt', which left me unable to enlist. I retain a special place for veterans, because i saw how my stepfather, a Desert Storm Vet, and my great uncle, a Vietnam Vet, were treated by the people in our community, who were all quite fond of Jane Fonda.
Unfortunately that's pretty true. I wish it weren't. But I took a walk downtown today and nearly died going the way back to my group home... Them hills man....
Okay so I’m French, right (right?). And since when words like ‘hell’ and ‘sexuality’ are swear words? What’s next, gay and heaven will become swear words?
I am a member of Gen Z that only writes in cursive. Half because I love seeing the shocked expressions on Boomers faces when I do and half because that was the primary way my Boomer grandparents taught me how to write.
In my country WE are taught to write in cursive until middle school. And speaking of stick shift cars... I've never even seen an automatic nor driven one lol
5:28 please tell this to the vegan teacher. She clearly thinks her dog is healthy from eating a “vegan” diet. It’s hurting that animal more than helping it.
although the human players are the strongest on the S tier rankings, they also have the biggest gap with intellect with most humans with the stat at about 50 but some players that the humans name "karens" and "antivaxxers" are known to have intelligence stats of less than 5
@rustytr Well, I, for once, would love to educate myself and not live in an echo chamber! Please, post some links to tge sources that will change my mind. Preferably academic ones, please ^^
Maybe it does cause autism, maybe not. Maybe it's worth the risk, maybe not. I've been vaxxed and I'm fine. But I'm kind of tired of all the "anti-anti-vax" stuff I'm hearing about. Not out of principle but because I'm jsut plain tired of hearing it.
9:53 arkansas has nothing racist about it its a southern state of the us, have they ever heard of culture. and anti vaxxers get shit on for what, not caring about diseases that are so rare you can go 10-20 years without the vaxxines before you get them. like tetanus i live i Missouri and i dont get a vaccine for it because well it doesnt matter. im in a rural area and i get like 100+ mosquitoe bites a day. i did get a vaccine for it 5 years ago tho and even then its still so rare we should not care about them. they most likely wont die.
Because women think men should pick the restaurant, order nice food AND pay the bills thinking chivalry still exists Bitch this is a new age where we're all equal want special care because you're women go to England in the 80's or 90's
I agree with you but listen to their speech again I have never had my life threatened due to being in the military. They are both big issues and I think they might have been devaluing The issue of military members
That's because the development process involved giving away prototypes for free into communities with serious disease problems. One vaccine type cured over a million people before it was 'released'.
daniela if you don’t get vaccinated you’ll die by the age of 35 IF YOUR LUCKY but you might gonna die from polio,tetnis etc so I recommend getting vaccinated.
@@supreet6331 technically you could own all of the shares and own the company, but that's not feasibly possible, since other people have stock and wont give it to you
Boomers: lol zoomers cant read cursive Also boomers: *are an older generation and should help us instead of not choosing to teach us and making fun of us for being “uneducated”.*
So true. I'm not even old enough to drive yet (so I don't have much of a say when it comes to shift stick driving or whatever) but I'm a part of Gen Z and I can not only read cursive but I've been writing in cursive since third grade. It just bugs me how boomers assume that we can't do anything just because we grew up with better technology and a more open mindset
“Jimmy I switched my computery thing into japanese mode and I cant switch it back.” yes you can because it takes 4 menus (at least for me) to change the language. Stop lying. if you cant figure out something so simple then you shouldn’t bash us for not knowing something you didnt teach us
Why should boomers help you? Gen X should help you because THEY are your parents. Should grandparents help? Suuurreee, but they shouldnt be doing their kids' jobs. Boomers shit in diapers, for Judas' sake.
at 6:08 I so agree. I'm vegetarian and have 2 cats, and I believe that until someone finds a HEALTHY way to feed animals without animal meat, animal meat it is. Not their fault they are carnivores.
I don't like Applebees, not because of the price, I just don't like the food there. But instead of throwing a hissy fit, I would have just suggested another place, like a normal person
I think almost any fast food chain is nice for a date, it's just chill. As long as no one in the date is allergic to the main ingredients that the chain serves.
Heres a comeback for when somebody says "I'm not a mirror" Comeback: Yes you are, because when i put another mirror infront of you, a demon portal will open because of your face.
The thing you have to say to ANYONE that uses "causes autism" in their beliefs is simply: "Oh, so you're against austistic people?" It really changes the dynamic in that conversation and keeps them in check. Any further Qanon talk and you have my permission to brick their car.
I mean, you're not wrong, I'm not antivax or anything, I don't have children and I'm just a kid, it's just that... overpopulation. That should be enough to understand
Maybe we should like Shade here, who I am assuming is a furry because of the stereotypical OwO and my own personal biases, more than the OP. That would be funny. I hope my assumption is not anthropomorphobic because I truly mean no harm.
@@wildberri3513 that's the same thing? The people in the military are the military and have their life threatened not only on the battle field but the torment that follows them and leads to their high suicide rate
@@wildberri3513 then his entire comment about being in the military was irrelevant. That's like saying "I've never experienced the hardships of being (insert race here) but whites have it the hardest." It was a typical "My dad works for Microsoft." Clout tool to make his argument seem strong.
They mean that another US citizen has never threatened them because they are in the military, they get lots of respect from those people, while people who are homosexual get threatened and killed because of their sexuality which they have no control over. That is what that poster meant. I hope this helped
smoosh smoosh I mean to be fair a lot of people in the US also hate the military to an extensive degree similarly to how a lot of people in the United States hate the police. So he’s wrong and stupid and secondarily it’s racist to complain about those countries were being gay is illegal after all they are mostly either African or Arab and that’s part of their culture so you don’t get to complain about that because that’s not PC
@@senza4591 i'm fairly certain if there isn't a war going on and you're in the military you won't be at risk of dying unless somebody makes a huge mistake my dad was in the Canadian military, there was no war going on at that time, so he probably did things that didn't risk his life i don't ask him about it much, so i might not be completely accurate
@@charlottewalnut3118 First, he sayd HE never had any deathtreats not that there is no hate towards the militairy so you're counterpoint is void. He used this as a way of illustrating that the hatred towards the LGBTQ+ is langer. (Which seems pretty obvious, but im always willing to back that up more :) ) Second Saying that homophobia is wrong isn't racist because you're not stereotyping, you're oposing a country's leadership for their laws. Third and last Chalanging a culture for it's wrongs isn't not PC, it's evolution. If you still think it's wrong I suggest reading up about the start of WWII and how a man came to power because of a nation/culture clinging on to anger and think about how most people treat those still having those same values
Im mostly pro life,but i do belive 1st trimester abortions and/or an abortion held to preserve a females life.i also feel theres a limit like "julia you've had 5 abortions,maybe invest in condoms" Edit:there SHOULD not is
I agree...plus it should be more often than not suggested to people to take pregnancy blockers after sex....it's too often that people completely ignore that and go straight to killing it after the 3rd trimester.Also most of the cases brought up of people who are doing abortion to preventtheir husband are a very very very very very low percentage. Yes I agree in very odd circumstances something should be done but abortion? Come on.....at least adoption should be more promoted
I'm anti-abortion, but I see why other people wouldn't be. As far as I can tell, pro or against, it has everything to do with you as a person. Information is supplementary, but that's mostly all it is. Most everybody's made up their minds already. And trying to argue against a decision like that is like trying to pull out the wrong block Janga. Only that's a person.
Wow. I noticed no anti-life people here. Did no one want to argue with people that were willing to listen to their arguments but still not give them more rights than the rest of the average human beings? Seems about right. All of you, keep it up. People like you make this world better. Bravo. If you're wondering, no, I'm not being sarcastic, I'm genuinely glad that actually informed and smart people exist on the internet.
I was today years old when I realized people who speak languages from Germanic countries don't understand half of the Latin derived names in literature
That, interestingly, applies to me too. I like to speak intelligently, but I look like someone who would not mind cursing. I do not look like a ghetto thug, but I do not look like I am obviously distinct from average society either.
5:24 im so happy. This is a good person who deserves to take care of dogs. We need more people like this in the world. 6:58 my brother is autistic, seeing this i asked “ya know how people say vaccines cause autism? Do you think it does?” And he said “Nope. I hate when people say that.” So take that from him. 7:43 i want to know what that person said 9:16 some people say “everyone’s sexist to girls! Girls are so innocent and ALLLWAAAAYS GOOOOOD PEOPLE” to which I am female, and those people don’t deserve to breath
Angie Patel I agree on them both of them getting a month but I feel that pride month should've been like a one in a time thing like not one month every year I feel that's a bit execive
for those of you who get unreasonably mad at people on the receiving end of the roasting, remember that only like 5% of people actually act like that and deserve to be roasted
>Never had my life threatened due to being the in military I know there is no IQ requirement for joining the military but...does this person understand what they did for 4 years?????
Y’all do realize military doesn’t mean that you have your life threatened 😂😂 my boyfriend was in the army as a paralegal. The most dangerous part of his job was papercuts
I like how they mentioned how hard LGBT people have it in other countries as a reason for why they should get a whole month in America, where they’re mostly accepted
@@nicholasrowley947 Well, what he means, and what he's saying, is that no matter what you do, no matter how dangerous or important it is, it is never as dangerous or important as being gay, and if you're not bowing your head and accepting whatever nonsense a progressive activist tells you to eat up, then you're a disgusting PoS - because his sexuality matters, and you're not allowed not to care about who he's shagging. So there's that.
JellyBean Lt Yeah. There's a reason why it's a hard life to be married to someone who serves. You never know when someone's gone to come to your door, to tell you your significant other is no longer with us.
What's wrong with someone believing a day is okay? Nobody in America has a day of greivence for the holocaust (which should be done) and September 11th is only a day as well...to make it seem worse of an issue kind of downplays how horrifying these other incidents were. I know, I know someone's gonna gloss all over this and in their head are gonna scream homophobia! Homophobia! But really digest what I'm saying. I'm not saying there shouldn't be a day in fact there definitely should be a day for the LGBT, just not a month.
Zhaoneng - uh oh, you didn’t sacrifice your child to the gays and didn’t treat them like the gods they are, so all of the retards are gonna report you for “hate speech”
Teachers: You need to learn cursive! Students: We're supposed to learn how to read and solve math equations, not how to sign the declaration of independence
Who else went went and searched up a video of hippos eating a zebra after the vegetarian part? Edit: I'm not a bad person. I'm just curious Edit 2: Thanks for all the likes! I have never gotten more then 3 on any video I commented on!
That Applebees one..
"How dare a man choose to go to a pricy place with good portions rather than an extremely expensive place that wouldnt fill up a mouse"
Applebees is already a lot more expensive than I'd ever offer a girl for a first date.
Yeah where do u wanna go? To this cheap place and where it will feed u for 2 weeks or to this expensive place where u will get hungry after a secound your done whit your meal
(PS i have never went to appelbeas sorry for misspealing how is in there?)
I wouldnt take that woman to a fuckin OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE if I knew that was her response. That is a grade A genuine specimen of gold digger, throws on the whole rich girl vibe, then as soon as she digs enough holes in your pockets, and you cant get her anything she wants, she dumps you for some other chump for HIS money, and the cycle continues. Shed probably end up being that girlfriend who'd threaten breaking up over not buying specific pair of shoes for her. Talk about priorities.
@@limboprime4008 while it IS expensive, the food is great, as is the service, the waiters are nice, and you can also have a nice beer and watch a sports game
@@YourAverageKriegsman Where I live, Outback IS expensive. Many girls here would like our prized sandwiches and hot dogs instead
r/MurderedByWords is just r/RoastMe but, without consent.
FBI: *DID I HEAR A LACK OF CONSENT?!*
F B I O P E N U P
This comment is so underrated
r/cursedcomments
that and more politics
“You turned 33. *on your 18th birthday* I.AM.DECEASED.
your name is bad
Vasilija Bera okay? Can you focus on the comment?
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@@astonished-scout shut up dio we knew you were gay
@@milli5968 shut up
Vegan : I don't care if I eat plants, my dog should eat what he likes. * gives meat to dog *
Dog :
*you are a good man. thank you.*
Good doggo
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Oh and I ruined the 420 likes
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Watching this is like:
LONG ANGRY ESSAY
LONG ANGRY ESSAY
LONG ANGRY ESSAY
Well executed 4 word essay
LONG ANGRY ESSAY
more like:
ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
well thought out point
ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
No no no it’s:
Opinion
ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY WITHOUT GRAMMAR
ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY
SWEAR DICTIONARY
STRAIGHT UP BURN
Genuinely good point
ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY
Cly Marin « yeah, they are called cemetaries »
Something's missing... I think it's the *LOOOOONG ANGRY ESSAY*
Cly Marin it physically hurts me when I see Anti vax parents hate their children for trying to save themselves and others.
Believe whatever you want, sure, whatever, anti vax whatever you want, deal with the consequences of that, moron. But when they try to take things into their own freaking hands stop trying to harm your children, idiots.
To all fellow guys out there.
Really, take care of yourself. Don't mistreat your skin because you're "a sissy" if you use things like face cream. Do it, save yourself trouble later down the line. Sometimes stuff like that leaves scars. It don't look pretty. Just saying
I dont get the whole "skincare is unmasculine" because apparently being ugly on purpose is manly??
@@senza4591 I get it a lot. Anytime people asked me how my skin was so much clearer than their's, I would just explain that I use face cream and stuff. I don't want to look like I have chicken pox. But for whatever reason, I get weird looks for saying it.
Maybe you are just ugly & not very masculine, ever consider that? 🤷♂️😂
Don't tell me what to do.
Agreed.
I'm autistic (professionally diagnosed) and it's honestly not as tragic as these antivaxx pyschos think.
I don't have autism, but I'd rather be autistic than dead.
@My age is unnamed autistic people aren't insane
It depends on the severity actually.
And before people ask, no I'm not on either side of this retarded ass vaxxing argument. I just know that autism has several "levels/variants" and every one is different, some being worse or better than others.
Dude same! I hate how people think we are inepet! Like dear god..
Sure ok
I think the fact that he said “autisms” while reading the anti-vax tweet about shots in schools makes the whole thing so much funnier
Ennit lol
Excuse me? Can I have a piece a depression pie?
Lol I'm autistic
Peruvian gamer Hey me too!
Depression Pie can I have a piece of your pie?
That Vegan who is actually properly feeding their dog deserves serious respect.
I really don't even think it's common for vegans to feed their dogs a vegan diet though. Common sense.
You have 69 likes. Congrats.
Why does he deserve respect, for feeding his dog meat, that's like saying you deserve respect for breathing
@@ajuric4606 because alot of vegans force their animals to be vegan as well
True
"Hippos are herbivores! What are you talking about?"
Me: "Hippos are considered to be one of the most dangerous and aggressive animals on the planet and several humans have died from them as a result each year. Even alligators are afraid to go near their territory and THOSE fuckers have one of the strongest bite grips of any animal on the planet!"
Wait a second....alligators don't live near hippos or is there some American hippo species that terrorizes alligators that I don't know about.
@@thatdraggunguy Wait, really? I recall hearing that from either Infographic or Matthew Santoro. Well, if I'm wrong, I do apologize for my error.
Just bc something is aggressive and dangerous doesn’t mean it can’t be a herbivore but in most cases your right
Edit: and is this case too as it says in the video there omnivores
@@regarded9702 I actually thought they were omnivores.
chaotixninja5 you’re correct don’t worry :) but I think you meant crocodiles, not alligators.
"If we all switch to cursive and stick shift cars, we'd cripple an entire generation"
I think they forgot to add "again".
Only they'd fail this time around. However, the damage is already done, unfortunately. Their dust will make its way into hell.
Not all of them, as my wonderful parents are boomers and my mom is no less than a saint, but the ones who decided their self-righteous punkasses are more important than the future of our society.
If we all got rid of nursing homes, we’d cripple an entire generation.
Yeah they already crippled the next generations
I've never met anyone in my generation that drives an automatic and everyone I know can write in neat cursive :|
Boomers can be so fucking stupid, sometimes.
Double tap
I mean McDonald's is the second most American business next to the gun shops
**Russians are coming for you**
*american anthem Intensifies*
Lmao I love this comment
This is why I want to move to Canada
@@dazaiosamu4689 Canada's slogan: If you get lost, just follow a moose. They always go somewhere nice.
My guy TierZoo just bashed someone's skull in with straight facts
I thought "Woah, I didn't see someone with an ego that got out of their head so much in that comment section?"
Just got fucking *SLAPPED*
What’s the original video tho?
Don't mess with TierZoo, the dude knows his shit.
@@regarded9702 dog tier list. I cant find the comment anywhere however
“Murdered by words” **gets concussion from having a dictionary YEETed at head**
comedy
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhuh
42 likes my favourite number
@@name-hy6qh r/ihadastroke
I hate this but I love this 😂
"Here's a video of hippos eating a zebra. Shut up."
Here's a video of a human eating a steak, shut up
If I remember correctly they also eat crocodile
Didn't a hippo eat a dude in that Jumaji movie?
@@foiledagain1914 Yeah. Hippos are vicious.
@@cyberwarrior5939 they dont eat them but the do snap them in half
PSA TO ALL GUYS
Skincare is not gay. It's just keeping your skin healthy and looking young. If you're a straight dude and you think that girls won't date you because you do skincare it's ok. If they laugh at you for having a skincare routine and walk out of the date, you just dodged a bullet. If she's a genuinely nice person, she'll either not care about it or talk to you about skincare. Most girls are happy about their boyfriends having a skincare routine because it means that their man is looking after his skin.
I'm a straight guy here. Moo 2310 you just spoke FACTS. All these "alpha males" are total bullsh*t. Looking healthy and/or young is not "gay". These are the same type of people who get h*rd when a girl takes her flip flops or shoes off to swim or something. Extra h*rd if she yawns. Go get a f*cking job in your local Wendy's or some D*ck Gaylord. If a girl actually the audacity to laugh at you for having a skincare routine, 1. You just dodged a bullet like that f*cking Bobcat from that homophobic b*tches skid marked, sh*t covered a*s. 2. Get another one. A girl that genuinely likes/loves you will not have the waste energy to give a rabbit's sh*t about your skincare. Like these jeans sh*tting boomers are so goddamn f*cking entitled. This isn't 1958 here Karen and D*ck. For f*cking god's sake just shut your little sh*t spraying asshole of a mouth the f*ck up. Enough of a rant. These people need to grow the f*ck up.
That's my point.
Why is everybody ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SKINCARE? Is there really more to it than taking a shower? It cannot be that complicated.
Maybe nobody takes showers anymore, in which case additional effort to clean skin would be necessary.
Based off of the way most humans smell now, I would not be surprised if this is the case.
@@dannypipewrench533 for certain people just taking a shower isn't enough to look clean, usually, for me, I take a shower first then do my skincare bc a simple shower isn't just what will make my skin look cleaner, as a side effect I do look like I'm an extremely tall 4 yr but that's one of the many reasons that some people have a skincare routine, my skin looks disgusting even when its clean but maybe that's just me, also srry for the paragraph ^^
@@averysadpizza6714 Extremely tall four year old. Terrific.
The long response is no problem, I type very long comments almost every day.
I guess I just am fortunate enough to only need to shower then. Granted, I live in Arizona, the additional ultraviolet light probably helps. I really do not go outside that much, though. I have pretty light skin as a result. But, maybe going outside occasionally is still more than the average person.
The vegan who doesnt force his/her dog to eat vegan is a bloody legend
Wish other vegans aren't like that person...
@@kurokosart237 The toxic ones speak the loudest
I'm not a vegan I enjoy eating stuff such as cake, bacon, and fish. I'd find it difficult to give up eating pastries with egg and milk in them.
Idk maybe that person shouldnt get respect for going the bare minimum, but everybody who isnt doing it should be shamed.
Henrique Becker Dogs are supposed to eat meat. It is in their nature.
@@mobiletamer5958 ...
Yes, let us use an appeal to nature fallacy to ignore links to actual scientific evidence.
That vegan that destroyed all other vegans is my spirit animal.
Denoslack
Sm: whats your star sign??
Me: a good and normal vegan
I will eat your spirit animal
@@nekowerewolf9769 😸
So thats your spirit leaf
aw man 421 likes :(
at least i dont feel guilty about liking it now lol
*kinda pissed that they think cursive can defeat us 12 year olds*
Velocity Plasma I kinda think you deserve more likes lol
I ONLY write in cursive.
Pixal Samurai
Absolute mad lad
@@syasyisyuasy *laughs in cuneiform and promtly sanscrit*
Laughs in हिन्दी
My now-fiance and I's first date was at a literal hole-in-the-wall restaurant but the food was amazing (it still is), the giant centipede that came out from under the table was really cool and it's one of our most cherished memories to this day
I have several questions...
Mainly what type of food do they serve
@@16imademanudutawedharma96 Centipede al Fredo followed by chocolate covered centipedes.
This is so blursed
I have just one question:
Was it a normal centipede or a human centipede?
C R U N C H Y
Anti vaxxers:
This behavior is toxic
Me:
Then vaccinate it
*_BRUH_*
first response was just"OOOOOO!"
CLAP to your genius answer lol love this, OP
You do not vaccinate against toxic chemicals m8.
@Lord of Warhammer Agreed. Otherwise we could have a great time over laughing at our feet, which are coincidentally on the exact same level of humor this joke is at.
People: Make wait that's illegal jokes.
Police: Wait that's illegal.
Oh shit, its you again
You furry fuck
I literally just saw you on call me Kevin’s video
Burdu this furryfuck is more educated than you are
@@hravandil9993 thanks
3:50 Dangggg my man Tier Zoo just sent 'em straight into F Tier. Don't mess with studied professionals when you just want to sound smart.
TZ lowkey used a Flamethrower score streak on his ass
oh my god, "sent em straight into F Tier" KILLED me
He could’ve literally just looked up everything he stated
GraveDaysCrimson haha, as a plant hobbiest you should really look up what you’re saying, because the plant is named after wolves lol
That vegan man single handedly roast an entire vegan community. I love it more than mcdonalds
I hope so much that any person reads this:
A very little percentage of Vegans, are the vegans you have in mind.
The Vegans you DO have in mind, are the loutest. The people, who are
shouting at everyone, that they are doings smth wrong. THEY are
taking all the attention, at THEMSELVES, so the public thinks:
Oh! So every Vegans must be like that!!!
@CypDasHuhn I read it your welcome
PETA Vegans can kiss my ass!
6:00
is that...
a vegan...
that actually has an IQ above room temperature?!
Well, it depends if you use Farenheit and imperial heat system or the less random and universally accepted Celcius and metric heat system
Actually dogs are omnivores, it's expected that dogs (when on a vegan diet) can experience the same health benefits as a human on the same diet. I got my dog well past her expiration date (in good health, she passed peacefully) on a vegan diet for her last 3 years of life.
You have to take my word on that.
@@grzyruth9205 You know, it pretty most depends on the dog, dogs are omnivores yes, and some do require a balanced diet of meat and veggies/fruit, but in most cases taking either to extremes can have bad consequences, that's why on us humans also omnivores being all vegan can result in hormonal and digestive changes for new people, and why eating only meat can lead to for example scruvy, that's why the best thing to do is consult a licensed veterinarian and the american kennel club, because even if you didn't realize it putting your dog on a purely vegan diet COULD (as in maybe, maybe not) have caused some negative consecuences. Now what i'm trying to explain is that an isolated case can't prove a point wrong, because it depends on the dog, some have positive reactions to it, most don't, so if your dog went through it's vegan diet until it's passing, good! But that doesn't and cannot backup the veganism on dogs case.
And alsoalso, look at a dogs teeth, the argument presented is solid, just not detailed enough, there is a huge difference between being able to and sustain from it, dogs, canines, lupines and vulpines in general can eat plants, but it does not mean thay can sustain purely from it, i can eat mashed potatoes even if i'm not biologically designed for it, but if i ate mashed potatoes for my whole life it can have negative impacts on me (it's an example not a comparison).
That mouthful of an argument said, i'm sorry your dog passed, good that it was peacefully and i hope you remember him/her with love and happiness.
Grzy Ruth I can show you multiple studies that prove being vegan makes your unhealthier
Ryan Schenck no, higher then others, maybe, high enough to look into a mirror after telling us that dogs have teeth for eating meat and a body to hunt and realize, gee, i wonder why my teeth are looking so sharp and pointy, and why is my body capable of running for an hour? Cuz all his arguments, if you had exchanged dog with human, would still be accurate.
7:03 being owned by a furry
this is what you get youtube, for doing so much wrong
Big oof
@@neotheshadowwarrior4082 oofers the big
I mean this comment is great but does being a furry make you dumber-
@@jade-xd7wm yes, yes it does
@Patrick Cossack First of all, being a furry isnt a fetish. Being a furry isnt a messed up kink. By saying this you're just unnecessarily sexualizing and telling perfectly normal kids and adults who have a hobby of drawing human-like animals that they should fall off a cliff.
What the hell dude.
How fucking smooth is your brain?
Oh no, I enjoy drawing standing animals?! Throw me to hell!
Oh no, I like to * ironically * pretent to be an animal and embrace creativity? What an unforgivable crime. Disgusting.
And also,
Fetishes arent furry exclusive? Neither are all these disgusting kinks you're talking about?? Every. Fandom. Has. A. Sexual. Side. This point is used a lot because it's TRUE.
...
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you lmao
Being a furry makes you less of a human?
Do you understand how much bullshit this is?
Do you understand how much bullshit everything you've said against furries right now is?
Just fuck off please, take this up with those who make the fandom look bad but not every furry you see that is appearantly less human for drawing animals.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
r/murderedbywords: I'm about to end this man's whole career
*Throws dictionary at your head*
Me: jokes on you, I'M A WORDPLAY MASOCHIST!
All the adults in my life told me this. All except one, who said "you know the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me'? Bullshit."
So that's the right saying? I only knew it as 'Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break your heart'
The fact that TIERZOO just laid someone down like this, while educating them, has made my day!
"i have never been threatened due to being in the military"
dude, that's kinda in the job description
well not if you work as a cook or something
gitrog I think what they mean is in your home country outside of war
Choccy Milk I’m sure that’s what they meant, yes.
They mean because you are in the military not when you’re in active duty. Aside from that here and now people choose to join the military, so even if their neighbors threatened to kill them for being veterans, they still chose to do it.
Emily Geier I knew what they meant. It’s called humor.
The vegan one had me cackling, the edits.
Nah tier zoo was the better one
let’s use cursive and millennials will be helpless
millennials:I’m about to do a pro gamer move
"yEaH tHeY caN't uSe tHeIr i-PhoNes tO hElP wItH tHaT"
Gen z here, and I just want to say that I was taught cursive whenever I was in 3rd grade until I was in 5th. And my schooled was horrible. (Only stopped practicing in school because I switched to homeschool.) A lot of kids in Gen z are taught cursive at their schools, so where ever that person got that information is lying. (Although that isn’t surprising since they seem new to the internet and probably don’t know what a reliable source looks like.)
me who knows both cursive and normal handwriting:
_cha cha real smooth_
idk what to type yea I don’t understand how they thought that made sense
@@imm1nentdeath
don't you mean 𝓬𝓱𝓪 𝓬𝓱𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱
"I won't let my dog eat meat, nor will I vaccinate my kids and let them come out about their sexual preferences"
me: this is why i'm leaving you and taking the kids and the dog
Mad respect for that vegan. Also, that "shut up" reminded me of Peter Griffin
SHOE UP U CHEESY BEANS
It is really sad to see this spreading of misinformation. Dogs can actually be feed a vegan diet. They are omnivore, as us. There is lots of sources for this information, but I think the "hur dur hate on the vegan" make people smash the like button before checking the facts:
www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/03/can-pets-be-vegan-food-koji-dogs-cats-wild-earth-science/
www.hillspet.com/dog-care/nutrition-feeding/can-dogs-be-vegan
www.mdpi.com/2076-2615/6/9/57/htm
I mean, Purina (the famous dog food brand) offers a vegetarian/vegan option:
www.purina.com/articles/dog/nutrition/vegetarian-and-vegan-dog-food
Do you people the company would be just opening a breach for a massive lawsuit by offering a product that slowly kills your pet?
@@henriquebecker2713 Yes. They do with food they offer humans, why not to animals. But I guess people like you are all above logic being vegan and considering pets equal to humans
Henrique Becker Hey I might not agree with what you’re saying but it’s good to see people putting actual sources for their information!
@@TheBrazilRules What? Sorry I did not understand your argument, where did I consider pets to be equal to humans? And equal in what?
I'm not first
I'm not last
one thing I love
is Damian's laugh
@@name-hy6qh I didnt know. I took it from someone and i changed it to Damians laugh.
Louder for Damien to hear🤣✨👐
@@tokufire8989 This one's new to me
I like it. I'm your 100th like!
Technically, you were the last one to comment when you commented this.
@@potatomanagement_5770 shhhh
"I have never had my life threatened for being in the military"
I kinda find that hard to believe tbh
Especially if he went to Iraq or Afghanistan...our lives were threatened every day.
Tell me about it, it's like trying to claim that cops are in absolutely no danger at all. It's a dangerous job.
@@Chiller-pc1dv not every MOS is really dangerous, but the fact is that there are loads of people out there making threats against the American military every day, so if you're a soldier you're a target
Ike123 😂😂😂😂
HOLD UP
8:45 "I never once had my life threatened due to being in the military..."
It's right there in the classification, COMBATant
10:00 excellently argued!
12:00 I want that reply on a bumper sticker.
@EmKay 13:45 masterpiece
very well put together
9:09 So while i am not saying we dont need pride month, i have to point something.
While the commentor in this one might have never personally been threatened or harmed due to being in the military, i have a neighbor who is wheelchair bound, and a Combat Veteran, who is living proof that people suck, and will attack Military personnel for being, well, military. He was physically assaulted while taking part in a Veterans Day Parade in 2017, by a person wearing a scarf over their face yelling about fascism (ANTIFA).
You read correctly, someone attacked a paraplegic, bound to a wheelchair, because 'fascism' and a sick belief that all military people are fascists.
Also, please go talk to a few Vietnam Veterans about having stones thrown at them when they returned, and POWs of the same war, who would be spit on, refused jobs, refused housing, and ultimately refused healthcare they had been promised, because of people who hated the military.
While May might be NMAM, 90% of people have never heard of it, and while LBGT people might have it tough, they at least, dont account for over 70% of all homeless, and 60% of all untreated mentally ill.
And i say this as a member of the community, who has been mistreated for his flexible sexuality. People tend to not like my life choices, and while in other countries, LBGTQ are persecuted, here in the US, its actually pretty uncommon for it actually get violent.
Meanwhile, people are actively shouting to defund the VA because Veterans dont deserve free medical care.
I like how nobody is replying
This is such a strong comment, it deserves more likes
My dude, i really appreciate this comment. It sums up and even better expresses what I was thinking during that section. Its annoying when people compare "apples" to "oranges".
Dream Wolf I appreciate this comment greatly.
I have members of my family that are veterans and we had no clue about this NMAM until recently (because of an argument like this actually).
People seriously forget that during the Vietnam War and after Vets were treated like shit and even before how people believed PTSD was a lie and that the vets were “just cowards”.
@@CU-Later My mother, Stepfather, and all of my uncles, as well as both sets of grandparents, were all Military, due to having Epilepsy i am 'Selective Service Exempt', which left me unable to enlist.
I retain a special place for veterans, because i saw how my stepfather, a Desert Storm Vet, and my great uncle, a Vietnam Vet, were treated by the people in our community, who were all quite fond of Jane Fonda.
Look at these 2 pictures.
_murderedbywords_ and _rareinsults_
Me: *theyre the same picture*
Well, murdered by words is just a really eloquent way of deconstructing and mocking the oppostitions argument, and rare insults is... is...
Huh.
arham_
lol
Murdered by words is basically murdering someone but with words and rare insults are insults that are...rare... Idk man i don't know how to explain
Rare insult is Insulting people using Rare Insults like "You Absolute Inbred shit"
I would say that rare insults is short and sweet and murder by words is them writing a well thought out argument while still murdering them with words
If we ran up a set of stairs we could cripple a whole generation
Unfortunately that's pretty true. I wish it weren't. But I took a walk downtown today and nearly died going the way back to my group home... Them hills man....
I always run up the stairs.
Pixal Samurai
Me too
I’m not gunna debunk this
Because they’re old?
4:59 more vegans needs to be like this, actually smart and not abusive to their pets.
my eyes: *reading title*
my brain: *murderedeyebrows*
Okay so I’m French, right (right?). And since when words like ‘hell’ and ‘sexuality’ are swear words? What’s next, gay and heaven will become swear words?
Sapphire Diadem it’s because of demonetisation, UA-cam is super sensitive over the tiniest words and it’s really dumb
Guess you could say... you dont care if he *pardons your french*
@Dylan Moore *happy baguette noises*
@BlqnK you're starting to be a real bread in the neck
This UA-cam is for kids above 13, there is UA-cam kids which IS for kids, so why would you need to censor ‘hell’??
Me: Someone in Gen Z who can write in cursive and drive stick shift
Boomers: *wait, that’s illegal*
mean boomers: confused screaming and crying
goodie boomers: im proud of you
I hate cursive
Boomer: N-NANI
I am a member of Gen Z that only writes in cursive. Half because I love seeing the shocked expressions on Boomers faces when I do and half because that was the primary way my Boomer grandparents taught me how to write.
In my country WE are taught to write in cursive until middle school. And speaking of stick shift cars... I've never even seen an automatic nor driven one lol
5:28 please tell this to the vegan teacher. She clearly thinks her dog is healthy from eating a “vegan” diet. It’s hurting that animal more than helping it.
3:50 TierZoo giving an S-Tier one-shot comment to this F-Tier noob with the Intelligence stats of a jellyfish.
And such one-shot is usually very dangerous and can severely lower the stats of such low tier trash.
This belongs on r/rareinsults
I GET THAT REFERENCE
3:50 TierZoo straight roasting them like them like they’re frogs in their current meta
That's S Tier murder
hes roasting them like their tardigrades
@Bruh Bruh I didn't know you could find anything besides people roleplaying there.
@Bruh Bruh tierzoo videos
although the human players are the strongest on the S tier rankings, they also have the biggest gap with intellect with most humans with the stat at about 50 but some players that the humans name "karens" and "antivaxxers" are known to have intelligence stats of less than 5
Fun fact: waters temperature is its flavour :)
unless you season it
TheHAMster wOw
oh my god-
•moonchild• 😂
it taistes...
WARM
"Here's a video of hippos eating a zebra. Shut up."
respect
Bruh I used to think anti-vaxxers were made up for memes and shit. Like for people to make fun of something. I can't believe they actually exist
@LAUREN FALKINS I see, I didn't know that. Pretty interesting but for real lol?
@@hidebehindasmile1493 yeah. The "research" was he tried the vax on i think 7 kids, he payed them. Some of the kids already had mental diseases afaik
@rustytr Well, I, for once, would love to educate myself and not live in an echo chamber! Please, post some links to tge sources that will change my mind. Preferably academic ones, please ^^
Maybe it does cause autism, maybe not. Maybe it's worth the risk, maybe not. I've been vaxxed and I'm fine. But I'm kind of tired of all the "anti-anti-vax" stuff I'm hearing about. Not out of principle but because I'm jsut plain tired of hearing it.
9:53 arkansas has nothing racist about it its a southern state of the us, have they ever heard of culture. and anti vaxxers get shit on for what, not caring about diseases that are so rare you can go 10-20 years without the vaxxines before you get them. like tetanus i live i Missouri and i dont get a vaccine for it because well it doesnt matter. im in a rural area and i get like 100+ mosquitoe bites a day. i did get a vaccine for it 5 years ago tho and even then its still so rare we should not care about them. they most likely wont die.
0:00 if she has so much money, why doesn't she choose the restaurant and pay the bill?
Exactly 😂
Because women think men should pick the restaurant, order nice food AND pay the bills thinking chivalry still exists
Bitch this is a new age where we're all equal want special care because you're women go to England in the 80's or 90's
"Chivalry is dead" some say
"So are you" madlads would say
Because she not as rich and powerful as she thinks she is.
@@doomguy8718 If I remember correctly the code of chivalry only had a tiny bit about respecting women the rest is battle etiquette
8:39
I'm gay and that image on the right scares me... How can someone just do that...
I agree with you but listen to their speech again I have never had my life threatened due to being in the military. They are both big issues and I think they might have been devaluing The issue of military members
-lesbian frightened noises-
Me too, I've never told Niko but I am.
"i have never been threatened once in my life due to being in the military"
Seriously? I threaten living kill machines all the day!
0:46 I'd instantly marry you if you take me to applebees-
if anyone took me there same
Apple bees vermont chedder bacon burgers were the bomb man.
My applebees has an arcade, so i love going there!
Same!! All the wait staff I know there are so nice and I'm friends with them. P.S Quesadilla Burger w/ shredded Mozzarella
@@arthurian__lgnd Yesss
"...these diseases were on their way out anyways as the vaccinations were developed..."
Yes! An interesting parallel of events, there.
That's because the development process involved giving away prototypes for free into communities with serious disease problems.
One vaccine type cured over a million people before it was 'released'.
Hmm yes kind of like how depression treatment got much better when we understood fully what it was
Some of us might even call that parallel "Cause and effect". But what do _we_ know? We're just a bunch of ignorant pro-vaxxers, right? >_
*Corona* has entered the chat
*Corona* is typing
Yeah, didn't you know diseases came out in Earth 1.5673?
Whenever Damien reads an offensive word, his voice gets sent to the shadow realm
“Here’s a video of a hippo eating a zebra, shut up” I’m dying
“Are there any summer camps for non vaccinated children?”
“Yeah it’s called a ‘cemetery’”
I-
Well, they ain't wrong
@@flirtyyae8015 Tecnically, he is right
explain plz i dont get it im unvaccinated..
daniela if you don’t get vaccinated you’ll die by the age of 35 IF YOUR LUCKY but you might gonna die from polio,tetnis etc so I recommend getting vaccinated.
I-
0:49 bruh she "owns stocks" some companies literaly cost less than 1 usd a share
she proabably has gamestop stocks
Edit: this did not age well
i had 10 shares of GE, made 20$ and I'm 14, not that hard
You can't own a stock. You can own shares of a stock until you own the whole company. Am I right?
@@supreet6331 technically you could own all of the shares and own the company, but that's not feasibly possible, since other people have stock and wont give it to you
Boomers: lol zoomers cant read cursive
Also boomers: *are an older generation and should help us instead of not choosing to teach us and making fun of us for being “uneducated”.*
Bruh moment
So true. I'm not even old enough to drive yet (so I don't have much of a say when it comes to shift stick driving or whatever) but I'm a part of Gen Z and I can not only read cursive but I've been writing in cursive since third grade. It just bugs me how boomers assume that we can't do anything just because we grew up with better technology and a more open mindset
And also cant operate a fucking laptop without getting hacked/ a virus
“Jimmy I switched my computery thing into japanese mode and I cant switch it back.” yes you can because it takes 4 menus (at least for me) to change the language. Stop lying. if you cant figure out something so simple then you shouldn’t bash us for not knowing something you didnt teach us
Why should boomers help you? Gen X should help you because THEY are your parents.
Should grandparents help? Suuurreee, but they shouldnt be doing their kids' jobs. Boomers shit in diapers, for Judas' sake.
at 6:08 I so agree. I'm vegetarian and have 2 cats, and I believe that until someone finds a HEALTHY way to feed animals without animal meat, animal meat it is. Not their fault they are carnivores.
Cyclists are the weirdest looking speed bumps I have ever seen
Leo-Nide Ace well that happened
Fr I’ve seen this quite a few times over the internet. Still gets me every time
2 in a 1 day we might have to hire more detectives
I Lowkey Think Applebees Is A Nice Date For A Man To Pick
William Peth he couldve said let's go to McDonald's and then take you to the dumpsters ;-;
I don't like Applebees, not because of the price, I just don't like the food there. But instead of throwing a hissy fit, I would have just suggested another place, like a normal person
I think almost any fast food chain is nice for a date, it's just chill.
As long as no one in the date is allergic to the main ingredients that the chain serves.
papuruheizu. The intellectual is above me
i dont, but i wouldnt dump him for it
Heres a comeback for when somebody says "I'm not a mirror"
Comeback: Yes you are, because when i put another mirror infront of you, a demon portal will open because of your face.
And I quote ladies “Applebee’s”
I like Applebee's, I guess I'm just a low-class failure lol
And so I say, 'wow you're rich!' I've never been there
Lady complaining about going to Applebee's yet she never been to a Taqueria that has a clogged toilet so she can take her wimpy ass outta here
I dont think ive ever been to applebees
I'd let a guy take me out for a nice 2 for $20.
the way he says shut up at 6:17, it just brings all the feeling from that post and just... you can just feel it resonate with everyone
3:33
My man Tierzoo just murdering people
He's out here proving just how dominant intelligence is in the current meta
There is a reason he is S-tier
I Never knew he can roast people that hard lol
Duh, he is S+ tier bruh he on top of the food chain.
Hello Azelf
The thing you have to say to ANYONE that uses "causes autism" in their beliefs is simply: "Oh, so you're against austistic people?" It really changes the dynamic in that conversation and keeps them in check. Any further Qanon talk and you have my permission to brick their car.
Acually, as an introvert, its good for mothers to un-vaxinate their kids.
Why? Easy, less human beings
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
Look we get it that you were ignored by everyone in high school and your 5-9 cats are your only "friends" but what you said was a tad distasteful.
@@alexanderreid8251 I don't have any pets
I mean, you're not wrong, I'm not antivax or anything, I don't have children and I'm just a kid, it's just that... overpopulation. That should be enough to understand
@@alexanderreid8251 guess not all people know how to handle jokes
7:07 You know it's bad when the furries is more liked than you
Even though there's nothing wrong with furries being liked, so your point is moot?
@@MxPokirby It's a joke mate
Antlantis 123 that’s when you reach the point of no return. No deity can save you, no redemption. Nothing
Maybe we should like Shade here, who I am assuming is a furry because of the stereotypical OwO and my own personal biases, more than the OP. That would be funny. I hope my assumption is not anthropomorphobic because I truly mean no harm.
@@mq8858 after a quick social blade search, turns out more than half of this channels subscribers are furries by the way.
9:08 did this boy just said people in the military never had their life threatened?
Random Commenter
No? They said that THEY had never had their life threatened in the military.
@@wildberri3513 that's the same thing? The people in the military are the military and have their life threatened not only on the battle field but the torment that follows them and leads to their high suicide rate
Random Commenter
The person wasn’t referring to people in the military, they were talking about themself.
@@wildberri3513 then his entire comment about being in the military was irrelevant. That's like saying "I've never experienced the hardships of being (insert race here) but whites have it the hardest." It was a typical "My dad works for Microsoft." Clout tool to make his argument seem strong.
They mean that another US citizen has never threatened them because they are in the military, they get lots of respect from those people, while people who are homosexual get threatened and killed because of their sexuality which they have no control over. That is what that poster meant. I hope this helped
the vegan person who properly feeds their dog is now my favorite person
3:19
Cemeteries? More like A therapy secession without the _the_
Nice
What
Without the what?
arapy secession
Anxious Axolotl WAIT A SE-
“I have never once had my life threatened due to being in the military” ...getting shot at is literally what you’re signing up for. What?
smoosh smoosh I mean to be fair a lot of people in the US also hate the military to an extensive degree similarly to how a lot of people in the United States hate the police. So he’s wrong and stupid and secondarily it’s racist to complain about those countries were being gay is illegal after all they are mostly either African or Arab and that’s part of their culture so you don’t get to complain about that because that’s not PC
Arent there other sections of the military with less life threatening qualities? Idk im not american
@@senza4591
i'm fairly certain if there isn't a war going on and you're in the military you won't be at risk of dying unless somebody makes a huge mistake
my dad was in the Canadian military, there was no war going on at that time, so he probably did things that didn't risk his life
i don't ask him about it much, so i might not be completely accurate
@@charlottewalnut3118
First, he sayd HE never had any deathtreats not that there is no hate towards the militairy so you're counterpoint is void. He used this as a way of illustrating that the hatred towards the LGBTQ+ is langer. (Which seems pretty obvious, but im always willing to back that up more :) )
Second
Saying that homophobia is wrong isn't racist because you're not stereotyping, you're oposing a country's leadership for their laws.
Third and last
Chalanging a culture for it's wrongs isn't not PC, it's evolution. If you still think it's wrong I suggest reading up about the start of WWII and how a man came to power because of a nation/culture clinging on to anger and think about how most people treat those still having those same values
The0dore No evolution is the alteration of an animal through it’s genetics and mutations to make a better hopefully animal
I think I might overdose on your laughter.
Daily Dose of DAMIEN'S LAUGH :D
Wait, what happens if you overdose?
@@smartmars603 become earth, unsmart mars.
3:36 I’ve been learning about it this for years and I can confirm, vulpines *are* canids
(Also loop-pine *is* the correct pronunciation so good job)
Im mostly pro life,but i do belive 1st trimester abortions and/or an abortion held to preserve a females life.i also feel theres a limit like "julia you've had 5 abortions,maybe invest in condoms"
Edit:there SHOULD not is
I agree...plus it should be more often than not suggested to people to take pregnancy blockers after sex....it's too often that people completely ignore that and go straight to killing it after the 3rd trimester.Also most of the cases brought up of people who are doing abortion to preventtheir husband are a very very very very very low percentage. Yes I agree in very odd circumstances something should be done but abortion? Come on.....at least adoption should be more promoted
@@sneff212 yes definitely
@@allyb3969 i dont get what side your defending.
I'm anti-abortion, but I see why other people wouldn't be. As far as I can tell, pro or against, it has everything to do with you as a person. Information is supplementary, but that's mostly all it is. Most everybody's made up their minds already. And trying to argue against a decision like that is like trying to pull out the wrong block Janga. Only that's a person.
Wow. I noticed no anti-life people here. Did no one want to argue with people that were willing to listen to their arguments but still not give them more rights than the rest of the average human beings? Seems about right. All of you, keep it up. People like you make this world better. Bravo.
If you're wondering, no, I'm not being sarcastic, I'm genuinely glad that actually informed and smart people exist on the internet.
3:46 I was today years old when i finally got to know why Remus Lupin is called Lupin
*Applause*
J still didn’t realize until this comment
I was today years old when I realized people who speak languages from Germanic countries don't understand half of the Latin derived names in literature
r/Murderedbywords AND r/Roastme on the same day? Today is officially Verbal Smackdown Day.
I like it when Damien reads a post and in the middle he has to change his voice because he realized the post is the smart one not the dumb one
FUCJK THIS WAS POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO AND THERE ARE 186 VIEWS! GOD DAM
when i got here there was only 17 veiws--
Spicy Boy I know man... I know...
9 minutes and 5.9k views...its insane
check out pewdiepie’s views in that time
I am watching porn. Less pressure to be first.
3:55
Foxes are cat software running on Dog Hardware.
This is my favorite qoute involving foxes ever.
Don't forget they have a dolphin soundboard
ah yes, i see you are a man of culture as well
> Foxes are cat software
in be4 _mouse drivers_ XD
I love how he sounds like a man who should swear every time but he just doesn’t swear.
That, interestingly, applies to me too.
I like to speak intelligently, but I look like someone who would not mind cursing.
I do not look like a ghetto thug, but I do not look like I am obviously distinct from average society either.
5:24 im so happy. This is a good person who deserves to take care of dogs. We need more people like this in the world.
6:58 my brother is autistic, seeing this i asked “ya know how people say vaccines cause autism? Do you think it does?” And he said “Nope. I hate when people say that.” So take that from him.
7:43 i want to know what that person said
9:16 some people say “everyone’s sexist to girls! Girls are so innocent and ALLLWAAAAYS GOOOOOD PEOPLE” to which I am female, and those people don’t deserve to breath
9:00 NMAM is a thing? Why was I never told this?
It's a US event, and is not widely known.
Matt Tweedel, But talking about that post, Pride Month should be Pride Day, a whole month is overdue.
Angie Patel I agree on them both of them getting a month but I feel that pride month should've been like a one in a time thing like not one month every year I feel that's a bit execive
lil fetus L i don't think it's 'execive' because that isn't a fucking word, but it isn't EXCESSIVE either.
Becuse schools are low cost and do t tell you that much I did not know about Rosa Parks untill 7th grade
"Freedom of speech protects you from the government, not the Justin."
This is such a satisfying subreddit, because idiots I want to tell off get told off.
for those of you who get unreasonably mad at people on the receiving end of the roasting, remember that only like 5% of people actually act like that and deserve to be roasted
>Never had my life threatened due to being the in military
I know there is no IQ requirement for joining the military but...does this person understand what they did for 4 years?????
Obviously not. There's quite a bit of fucking bullshit in these roasts.
I think they meant when there at home, from other ppl at home
Y’all do realize military doesn’t mean that you have your life threatened 😂😂 my boyfriend was in the army as a paralegal. The most dangerous part of his job was papercuts
@@yagirl177 "This personal anecdote, that is a statistical outlier, disproves your general point."
Nicolas P. Cage most people in the military aren’t on the front lines you dip
You've never heard of military members being threatened? Yikes.
I am sick at the moment and Damien is the only UA-camr that I can cope with watching when I’m sick.
3:54 Fun fact: "Vulpine" is the origin of the name for the fox-like Pokemon Vulpix.
"I have never had my life threatened due to being in the military" - uhm..
Lol just left a very similar comment
Are you purposely misinterpreting what he meant or are you that stupid?
@@nicholasrowley947 we are Implying he was lying about being in the military for some "I'm a good person the gays have it hard" clout
I like how they mentioned how hard LGBT people have it in other countries as a reason for why they should get a whole month in America, where they’re mostly accepted
@@nicholasrowley947 Well, what he means, and what he's saying, is that no matter what you do, no matter how dangerous or important it is, it is never as dangerous or important as being gay, and if you're not bowing your head and accepting whatever nonsense a progressive activist tells you to eat up, then you're a disgusting PoS - because his sexuality matters, and you're not allowed not to care about who he's shagging.
So there's that.
You said Lupine right, Damien, nice!
"I have never once had my life threatened due to being in the military" I get the point they're trying to make but that sounds silly.
Isnt the whole point of military being threatened and threatening?
JellyBean Lt Yeah. There's a reason why it's a hard life to be married to someone who serves. You never know when someone's gone to come to your door, to tell you your significant other is no longer with us.
What's wrong with someone believing a day is okay? Nobody in America has a day of greivence for the holocaust (which should be done) and September 11th is only a day as well...to make it seem worse of an issue kind of downplays how horrifying these other incidents were. I know, I know someone's gonna gloss all over this and in their head are gonna scream homophobia! Homophobia! But really digest what I'm saying. I'm not saying there shouldn't be a day in fact there definitely should be a day for the LGBT, just not a month.
Zhaoneng - uh oh, you didn’t sacrifice your child to the gays and didn’t treat them like the gods they are, so all of the retards are gonna report you for “hate speech”
@@rhinoworld6664 Claiming that "the gays" demand child sacrifice does sound a lot like hate speech, but what do I know.
Teachers: You need to learn cursive!
Students: We're supposed to learn how to read and solve math equations, not how to sign the declaration of independence
Hehehehehe *noice*
I wish burgers cost 99 cents where I live. :"D
Food. ^^
You'd just get fat
Like me :(
@Axel The Fallen Angel I've come to talk with you again.
There is burgers for 5TL (80~ cents) and they are too small lol
Cheeseburgers are 99¢ at McDonald's where I live. It's the small ones that come in the Happy Meals though, not Quarter Pounders.
$0.99 = 0.88€
Damn that's hella cheap.
A burger around here costs at least 5 € ($4.45).
Who else went went and searched up a video of hippos eating a zebra after the vegetarian part?
Edit: I'm not a bad person. I'm just curious
Edit 2: Thanks for all the likes! I have never gotten more then 3 on any video I commented on!
Curiosity killed the zebra...
I think this is a perfect demonstration of how black and white tv ended. (didn't watch the video and neither will I)
*vegan don't associate those freaks with us lol
What's wrong with watching a hippo eating a zebra?
Zel Torres it’s 2019, somebody is gonna have a problem about it
3:27 dude claims that Lupine and Canine are species and still gets up voted 1.8k times??
Maybe he doesn't know the right word and people let it slide. It wouldn't be surprising.
I’m more likely to believe that those 1800 people are dumbasses.
Or they wanted them to be roasted
I always thought wolves were canine. I had never even heard of Lupine before.
Joseph Dobbs wolves are canine. Canine is the genus and lupus is the species.
Fun fact: 400 McDonald's in Austria are unofficial US embassies