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  • @itsOasus
    @itsOasus Рік тому +1125

    Shout-out to McDonalds for ruining a woman's reputation because she had the audacity to tell her story.

    • @aqua-bery
      @aqua-bery Рік тому +38

      You mean the hot coffee one?

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp Рік тому +142

      Im so frustrated for that lady that everyone thinks she was the problem

    • @korayven9255
      @korayven9255 Рік тому +220

      @@aqua-bery She initially just wanted McDonalds to pay for her medical bills since their coffee spilling on her lap left her with horrific genital burns but when they refused and the jury found out that the franchise had been repeatedly warned to reduce the temperature due to previous serious injuries that resulted from how hot their coffee was, they added a few zeroes to the compensation awarded just to stick it to McDonalds.

    • @OverStrive2008
      @OverStrive2008 Рік тому +6

      Fr

    • @lilik7323
      @lilik7323 Рік тому +108

      ​@@korayven9255Not even that. She wanted McDonald to stop making coffee unreasonably hot. She wanted to protect others.
      Before her a young women splited her coffee from McDonald's and got 3rd degree burns.

  • @mel0dicHarp
    @mel0dicHarp Рік тому +994

    That lady was actually really horribly burned by the coffee, like the doctor said it was the worst burns he’d ever seen. Not every “frivolous” lawsuit is actually frivolous

    • @mokko759
      @mokko759 Рік тому +245

      That poor woman was the butt of jokes for decades because of how successful the McDonald's smear campaign was against her. People fell for and are still falling for McDonald's propaganda about her.
      Her name was Stella Liebeck, folks. Her injuries were so extensive, horrific is not a strong enough word to describe them. 3rd degree burns to her legs, groin and genitals. That damned coffee was so hot, it literally melted the skin and fat of her legs/groin together. She needed multiple skin grafts and wasn't able to walk properly for years.

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper Рік тому +86

      I am just wondering how in the hells they even GOT the coffee that hot.
      For those kinds of injuries, it should have flashed into a cloud of steam the second it hit the air.
      I honestly think that they put lye, or something like it, in the coffee, thats the only way I can see her getting those injuries from it.
      If she'd have drunk it when it cooled down, she'd have been dead.

    • @Micheal_Mayor7592
      @Micheal_Mayor7592 Рік тому +50

      @@mokko759 I have a dark joke for this and I am not going to say it out of respect for the woman. I also heard about her story and how McD's refuses to pay for her medical bills, yet gives housing to people that traveled across their state for their child to get treatment and still gets the charity tax write off tax.
      The joke is groin-icide because I now your going to ask.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Рік тому +75

      Yeah, Robin teetered right on the edge of promoting the myth about that story, and it honestly makes me so angry that it's _still, TO THIS DAY_ a commonly held belief that the woman was responsible for her own injuries out of sheer stupidity and McD is just the hewpwess wittle victim of some mega-Karen.

    • @Luke-st8bc
      @Luke-st8bc Рік тому +41

      ​@@The_Keeper Basically to save money McDonald's stored(/stores?) coffee at a higher temperature than normal to preserve it.
      The story is really bad though because they only wanted McDonald's to give them enough money for the treatment they didn't even want any compensation or anything

  • @JeremyPorcelain
    @JeremyPorcelain Рік тому +213

    God that McDonalds case makes me so [insert swear word here]ing mad. A 79 year old woman gets 85 degree or more coffee (185 farenheit), spills it, gets third degree burns in her thighs and genitalia and spends eight days in a hospital to get her skin grafted, sues McDonald’s for gross negligence, wins (thankfully) and then gets branded an idiot and a karen for putting coffee between her legs (which is a fairly normal thing to do), and it will forever on be known as a frivolous lawsuit because a lady got mad that she got coffee on herself, without people ever actually knowing what the true story is.

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 Рік тому +59

      The coffee was over boiling point, actually. At the time, the McDonalds was using a coffee system that kept the coffee at over boiling temperatures, and under enough pressure to prevent it from actually boiling. They did this as a way to get around health codes regarding how long they could keep the same batch of coffee.
      They also deliberately kept using coffee cups that had been repeatedly reported for spontaneous collapses once liquid with added, with the collapses happening more quickly with hot liquids.
      The franchise owner for the store forced employees to keep using them until all of then were gone and told them 'just' to double layer them. Even after they were told that didn't work.

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Рік тому

      No it is NOT normal to keep a cup of HOT liquid between your legs. If she was driving, that is what cup holders are for. If she was in the McDonald's, that is what the table is for. Normal people do NOT hold coffee with their knees, you simpleton! Coffee is supposed to be served hot. It is best served between 140 degrees and 160 degrees. So, while they served it a bit hotter than normal, no one would ever drink coffee at 85 degrees as that is considered cold. You think it's good that McDonald's lost the FRIVOLOUS lawsuit to a woman who was responsible for HER OWN BURNS? You are dumber than she was!

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Рік тому

      @@alchemysaga3745 Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. In other words, the coffee was nowhere near boiling. McDonald's was clearly NOT keeping the coffee over boiling point. Further coffee is ALWAYS made at over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, specifically 140-160 degrees. Also, pressure DECREASES the boiling point of a liquid. That's whole point of a pressure cooker, you simpleton. Another thing, the time a "batch" of coffee can be used is ONE DAY, not a period of hours, stupid. The reason coffee is replaced is because it tends to lose flavor after a couple of hours. BTW, coffee breaks down at boiling point.
      No they didn't. No company would ever make a cup that can't have liquid in it as that is the entire point of a cup. It would rather stupid to make a product you can't actually use.
      McDonald's has certain standards that must be followed by franchisees. That is why it is called a franchise, stupid.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 9 місяців тому +6

      It was even worse then that since she didn't spill it, it was hot enough the cup melted.

    • @MothmanOfficialWva
      @MothmanOfficialWva 5 місяців тому +3

      Luckily I’ve been seeing more people who know the truth about that story, it seems people are slowly learning what was actually going on.

  • @ranchosdelnorte
    @ranchosdelnorte Рік тому +132

    "how can I make my boyfriend more classy?"
    he can start by dumping that garbage of a human being that he currently has as a girlfriend

    • @BabaJeez
      @BabaJeez 10 місяців тому +3

      Boyfriend* It appears to be a gay couple. The profile pic is a man and the name is a man's name.

    • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
      @KurtCobainsMicrophone 6 місяців тому +1

      Also "Polyamorous my entire life". Dude has no class.

  • @OlneyYeti
    @OlneyYeti Рік тому +65

    11:06 Goggle how hot that coffee was and also she only sued to cover for her injuries caused by the lid coming off leading to THIRD DEGEE BURNS and to cover for the legal fees.

    • @imaspookycat
      @imaspookycat Рік тому +3

      I just had a goddamn stroke reading this also goggle is basically a math equation thing and second degree burns hurt more

    • @datpotat3945
      @datpotat3945 Рік тому

      ​​@@imaspookycat her labia and legs were MELTED together from the damage. There, that image is now in your head.
      Congratulations, you drank the McDonald's koolaid.
      Hope you get third degree burns so you can keep saying "meh, it's not that bad".

    • @OlneyYeti
      @OlneyYeti Рік тому +16

      Doesn’t matter coffee shouldn’t leave one in a hospital if it’s spilled plus this woman did the world a service because McDonalds lowered the temperature of their coffee to prevent injuries such as this

    • @therealscallywag
      @therealscallywag Рік тому +4

      @@imaspookycatisn’t it googol?
      Google = Search Engine
      Googol = Name Of A Number
      Goggle = Eye Accessories

    • @avelynn5976
      @avelynn5976 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@imaspookycat pain is irrelevant, third degree burns cause far more damage. her skin melted together.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +61

    4:42 that guy doesn't deserve any off those down votes, at all. "F****** nerd wtf" dude was as transparent as glass and library dude read him like a thesaurus

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Рік тому +9

      then someone swoops in, somehow saying "reading is for nerds"

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 8 місяців тому +6

      I bet all those downvoters just think he missed out on a "funny wooosh" moment when that nerd insult was so poor and not funny it can't even afford to scavenge through recycling bins for discarded cardboard clown noses.

  • @BasilPaste_
    @BasilPaste_ Рік тому +115

    11:50 theres actually a happy ending to this one! the op reflects on what he says and ends up taking a book to a bar i believe! he talks about how the anonymity of the internet is really harmful and how he'd never say something like that in person and doesnt know why he thought itd be okay to say online!

    • @joebidenofficialpotus
      @joebidenofficialpotus Рік тому +29

      He was drunk when he posted the original tweet

    • @wallywallace2184
      @wallywallace2184 Рік тому +3

      Oh yeah this was the story. I made my own comment and got a few things wrong that I misremembered.

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 Рік тому +340

    Being a trucker is like living in the twilight zone, so anyone who thinks it's easy money to be one is in for a rude awakening.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Рік тому +5

      most school buses are automatic these days, what about trucks?

    • @thestoryKeeper123
      @thestoryKeeper123 Рік тому +1

      ​@Avrysatos
      what in the world is an automatic bus?

    • @playnangamen868
      @playnangamen868 Рік тому +11

      ​@@thestoryKeeper123 the transmission in the bust is automatic
      If you don't know what a transmission is , it is one of the parts of the bus that helps get power from the engine to the wheels

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos Рік тому +2

      @@thestoryKeeper123 not a manual transmission or "stick"

    • @Redbeardian
      @Redbeardian Рік тому +4

      Can you elaborate on "twilight zone"? I've been interested in becoming a truck driver for a long time but only have short haul delivery type experience with 5 ton type trucks. Unfortunately I seem to have some type of social anxiety so I'm hoping trucking is often a solo experience. Any advice?

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +388

    "They used projectiles, not artillery"
    Ah yes, the "tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable" of military technology

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan Рік тому +13

      And the ONLY Fruit Salad with Tomatoes in it should be Salsa...
      😄😁😆😅😂🤣

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +6

      @@HappilyHomicidalHooliganI'm confused beyond belief by this comment. What does this mean I need to know.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +15

      They are saying that salsa is a fruit salad because tomatoes are a fruit. They seem to be pretty proud of that fact.
      Side note: Tomatoes are both a fruit and a vegetable

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 Рік тому +6

      @@infiniteplanes5775 Ah, got it. Also yes, that is correct, they are indeed both.

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan Рік тому +2

      @@ClonedGamer001 It was in reference to the part of your statement that tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable...

  • @lunalgaleo1991
    @lunalgaleo1991 Рік тому +189

    10:30 Keep in mind that for a rule to be made against something, AT LEAST 10 people have had to have gotten hurt by it FIRST. Let that sink in.

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Рік тому +23

      Also, you don't really need to adjust the valves on your car anymore.

    • @SinnohJohtoKanto
      @SinnohJohtoKanto Рік тому +9

      Why is the sink outside?

    • @lunalgaleo1991
      @lunalgaleo1991 Рік тому +7

      @@SinnohJohtoKanto 🤣 I don't know, but it shouldn't be, so let it in!

    • @BakedPotato4832
      @BakedPotato4832 Рік тому +6

      I let the sink in and it robbed me, kicked me out of my house, and built a castle over it. What do I do now?

    • @BlatantlySwedishPGN
      @BlatantlySwedishPGN Рік тому +3

      ​@@BakedPotato4832 go live in the castle!

  • @CassieJo
    @CassieJo Рік тому +86

    Yeah, that McDonalds hot coffee lady...she literally had her LEGS MELTED TOGETHER FROM THE BURNS!!!!
    And, to think, we all joked about it when it first happened, like it was some sort of silly prank gone wrong in an even sillier way.

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 Рік тому +34

      People joked about it *because McDonald's LITERALLY RAN A PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGN.*
      They literally PAID lawyers and people to spread bullshit about that poor lady specifically to not just attempt to poison people against the ruling, but to try to invalidate her claims.
      They literally invested so much time and effort into undermining her- *instead of on fixing the FUCKING PROBLEM-* that the first judge with the case actually tried to make them pay her exponentially more money than she asked for.
      She just wanted her medical costs and emotional damage covered. The first judge told McDonald's to pay her *one day* of their coffee profits. Which was, iirc, *literally hundreds of millions of dollars.*
      Of course, McDonald's appealed it and found a judge they could buy off, who dropped the mount to the original. 🙄

    • @CassieJo
      @CassieJo Рік тому

      @@alchemysaga3745 I agree with you that McDonalds is completely effed in every way it is POSSIBLE TO BE!! I'm not saying that they aren't. And, also, if we had KNOWN that it was being covered up and told the truth WITH pictures, we would NEVER have said an unkind or joking word towards what I am confident is a wonderful human being that suffered the nuclear fusion that spilled in her lap. Because, I'll tell you one thing, if anything like that happened to ME, I'd not just sue them into oblivion, I'd find whoever owned the franchise and murder them in their effing sleep! And, no, I'm NOT kidding. Corporations are not people, people are people. So, let's get this outta the way....ahem...screw McDonalds, Disney, Amazon, corrupt local and federal governments, and all those who control them! Thank you...I needed that.

    • @Thenumber4-xi3ik
      @Thenumber4-xi3ik Рік тому +1

      She did bad things though

    • @CassieJo
      @CassieJo Рік тому +9

      @@Thenumber4-xi3ik Is this a joke? Sarcasm doesn't travel across the keyboard as well as if we were just speaking, so I honestly can't tell.

    • @muktapandey2583
      @muktapandey2583 Рік тому +1

      Just commenting so that this is placed higher

  • @Okeanide
    @Okeanide Рік тому +433

    If i touch grass, will i get called a cow?

    • @Octo_0687
      @Octo_0687 Рік тому +73

      Either that, or you'll be called a vegan.

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 Рік тому

      No, you're a hog

    • @djt08031996
      @djt08031996 Рік тому +106

      Why don't you moove to find out

    • @KivoThefirst
      @KivoThefirst Рік тому +6

      oh well

    • @RyRydrums
      @RyRydrums Рік тому +17

      Cmon man, you don’t wanna grow a moostache being outside too much

  • @f0-f09
    @f0-f09 Рік тому +54

    I once went inside a Hooters with my family at 12, because my younger brother thought it might be a good place to eat, little did he know what he got us into, I just looked at the floor and watched Game Theory waiting for the food to arrive

    • @spongebobsexypants
      @spongebobsexypants Рік тому +16

      My brother took me. Imagine this. I was a bald teenage girl, wearing a jean jacket, jeans, and work boots. The waitress flirted with me the entire time. I'm asexual and it was really uncomfortable.

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 Рік тому

      ​@@spongebobsexypants why are you bald

    • @spongebobsexypants
      @spongebobsexypants Рік тому +3

      @@nachoalvarez7171 I have autism and I hate the feel of my hair. I've also pulled out all of my eyelashes a couple times.

    • @avelynn5976
      @avelynn5976 10 місяців тому

      that is so messed up, idk why people keep taking kids there

  • @cheesiestmaster879
    @cheesiestmaster879 Рік тому +40

    10:17 as a taco Bell employee, I can say that at $15 an hour labor for a burrito would take 3 employees about a minute in the drive thru from the moment you reach the menu to when you leave, $15 per hour is 25¢ per minute, *3 people is about 75¢ per burrito, and the more items you order (with diminishing returns) the cheaper per item it is, so no, it does not take 2 people an hour to make your burrito as the claim would make it seem

  • @EmilyWood1996
    @EmilyWood1996 Рік тому +112

    Yes! Robin, you said ‘tangentially’ correctly!

    • @flops1792
      @flops1792 Рік тому +11

      idk why but i read that in an excited teacher voice and it made me giggle

    • @23caprisun
      @23caprisun Рік тому +3

      gold star!!

    • @roflchill
      @roflchill Рік тому +1

      ​@@flops1792but in a British accent

  • @PilotTurtle
    @PilotTurtle Рік тому +30

    The Van Halen one has even more greatness to it
    He ran a poll and ended up changing his name to "Wolfgang Led Zeppelin" since he wasn't supposed to use his own surname anymore

  • @devops3243
    @devops3243 Рік тому +12

    It was a pleasant surprise to hear the real story when the "hot coffee warning". The lady burnt herself so badly she needed medical attention because McDo broke the rules and told her to f off when she asked for just her medical expenses to be paid.
    Also, the closest I ever come to being a truck driver is yielding, even when I have the right of way. These people have a rough enough life while getting our food etc to the shop, so a bit of kindness is the least we can give them on the road.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +12

    Owning a castle sounds good on paper, but once you look inside, they either have little to no insulation, so it's drafty as hell, echoy because the sound bounces off the stone walls, and you'd need a rumba or shark in every room just to keep the dust off the floors.

    • @yutahkotomi1195
      @yutahkotomi1195 Рік тому +3

      Worth it.
      Also, all fixable with modern technology, too. (I hope)

  • @i1DERProductions
    @i1DERProductions Рік тому +35

    The very last one gets me every time I see it. Not everyone that is on benefits of some sort just flat out bought their expensive iphones, ipads macs or whatever. Sometimes they have friends that would rather pass on their older model instead of get a discount for their next one because they can afford to do it. All while smiling happily watching my eyes light up with childhood joy. oooh that felt good to type out.

  • @WhyGooseberry156
    @WhyGooseberry156 Рік тому +6

    I get ads for diapers, childcare and pregnancy.
    I'm a fourteen year old male.

  • @thelightningflash
    @thelightningflash Рік тому +19

    I will never get tired of Robin's Ben Sharpiro impressions, lmao

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 Рік тому +7

    So, fun fact about the 'fasces' one. Whilst his etymology isn't completely wrong, fascism as a political term is named after bundles containing wooden rods and an axe, which where carried by the people who were meant to enforce order in the roman senate.
    Fascism quite literally is named after a government tool used to enforce control over parlament.
    So if you wanna give a purely etymological definition, fascism is a system in which the government executive branch can use violent means to restrain or control the legislative branch.

  • @partygamer62gamereviewsand76
    @partygamer62gamereviewsand76 Рік тому +11

    3:18 that caught me off guard oml

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +16

    3:05 did Jordan Peterson forget that the WEF and other such events get TONS of protests? Recently they had to move a climate conference to the UAE (ironic) because the UAE bans protests.

  • @Zinervawyrm
    @Zinervawyrm Рік тому +14

    I didn't know the word "shrapnel" came from some guy's last name either. I always assumed that it was Latin or something like that, and where words like shards came from.

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Рік тому +9

    7:52 Actually according to the US Flag Code, burning is the preferred method of disposing of old US flags.

  • @15stargamer98
    @15stargamer98 Рік тому +12

    Hey, for anyone curious, the absolute roast 12 minutes in actually got the person who was insulting people who bring books to a bar to rethink why they were being so toxic online, and they actually sorted themselves out!
    It was, in large part, because of the burn that they openly rescinded their anti-bar-reading statement openly after trying it themselves (and not particularly liking it but understanding that some people did).

  • @julesjacquot597
    @julesjacquot597 Рік тому +6

    9:30 bold of him to complain about prison when he locked up two women in his basement

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Рік тому +12

    9:40 she thinks people buy 0.5 burritos once every hour, and nothing else.

  • @CEOmagi
    @CEOmagi Рік тому +6

    The only question I need answered is who tf gave tate a phone in prison bruh take it away 💀💀

  • @AMindlessFan
    @AMindlessFan Рік тому +8

    I recently introduced EmKay to my sister, and she memorized " Im your host Robin." Which make me happy that she likes a channel I like.

    • @someguy1894
      @someguy1894 Рік тому

      hey thats cool
      keep it to yourself

    • @greenwoodfireresponse
      @greenwoodfireresponse Рік тому +2

      @@someguy1894 hey that’s cool…
      but next time keep it to yourself!

  • @lenabeans
    @lenabeans Рік тому +4

    In regards to the last post,
    My parents were fairly well off when I was growing up. Both had good jobs. We were a family of four, and went grocery shopping biweekly. Each time we went grocery shopping it was easily over 130 dollars. And that was just for the necessary items. I can't imagine being so delusional and disconnected to where people think 100$ will buy necessary and healthy groceries for a whole family.
    The poor and working class are often treated like shit and told to do better and try harder, and it's horrible. They are trying their best, and are often the ones working the hardest

  • @charlaleibrock2080
    @charlaleibrock2080 Рік тому +11

    I'm totally the same way about people's names and the name of stuff that they have invented i.e. shrapnel!!! I never knew that either! How neat! Robin you and Lexie are my favorite narrators great job you guys all around keep up the good work!

  • @discoverysmith1111
    @discoverysmith1111 Рік тому +20

    Emkay posting from one of my favorite subreddits on a friday? This is gonna be a good day

  • @frostbitedragon9
    @frostbitedragon9 Рік тому +5

    Second time robin just became jack for a moment. Guys we can't let this happen if they merge in to one entity they would be too powerful

  • @gabbieblue
    @gabbieblue Рік тому +4

    im gonna be honest, robin doing impressions of ben shapiro is the greatest thing of all time, i could watch a full video of that specific voice and die laughing for 20 minutes

  • @kanone_69
    @kanone_69 Рік тому +4

    7:00 those giant trucks are becoming automatic, but the sheer size is enough for me to realize that I can never do that

  • @jaymart04
    @jaymart04 Рік тому +68

    You know its a good day when EmKay posts

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Рік тому +7

    12:53 it actually takes almost the entirety of a working class person's yearly income to start a business.

  • @thelonewanderer9972
    @thelonewanderer9972 6 місяців тому +1

    1:20 the name "Major Shrapnel" go's so hard, I can believe that this was a real human being

  • @BezddRed
    @BezddRed Рік тому +2

    My dad was actually a trucker in the late 90s/early 2000s and he drove like 18 hours a day and when he came home, he slept. In fact, I didn't see him a lot as a toddler that I literally thought my dad was Dale Earnhardt Sr because all I knew was " daddy drove ".

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 16 днів тому +1

    Ads are based on your search history if you have that setting on on UA-cam, with the exception of ads paid to be put on specific videos, and ads paid to show up frequently.

  • @AntoinettexKitten
    @AntoinettexKitten Рік тому +25

    My boyfriend's dad used to be a truck driver. He hardly got to see his kids when they were growing up and his wife left him because she didn't like being left alone with the kids all alone and only seeing her husband once a month. Yes she's a piece of shit, but the dad continued to do his job until 2 years ago when the bar in his spine from an injury in the army started damaging the nerves in his neck and finding out he had a cancerous tumor on his liver. His doctors said it wasn't worth the risk removing it. He's such a hard worker that even after retirement he is still doing odd jobs to keep busy and not feel useless. My boyfriend is the one with a full time job and the time that he does get off he is spending making sure his dad doesn't work himself to death. We've been together for 13 years and still don't live together because he has to live with his dad and and drive him everywhere, do things his dad can't, and trying to keep his psychopathic leech of a brother from killing him because their dad refuses to put his foot down and kick him out. The piece of shit mom kicked 'her baby' out in 2015 because her new husband got sick of dealing with him abusing his mom and being a useless waste of space. At the exact time i was moving my belongings from my parent's house. I was given permission by the dad to live there as long as I took care of the house while he was away and my boyfriend was working. The mom just dropped her son off and said 'he's your problem now'. It's been 8 years and any money me and my boyfriend have saved to get a place to live nearby his dad has either gone to repairing what his brother destroyed in the house during one of his tantrums and his brother stealing it for drugs or whatever crap he wants. The dad and police dont do shit about him and ive basically given up on ever getting a place to live with my boyfriend or even getting married.

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 Рік тому +4

      If hes over 18 you guys could file it as hes squatting, file for theft, destruction of property, maybe a restraining order with his dad could work. I’m not sure where you live. Hopefully you can get him out and you and your boyfriend can live happily

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova Рік тому +6

    Actually that guy wasn't totally correct. Because yes when you inherit your mom's surname it's technically your granddad's. But if you're like me then you have the russian/slavic power. Where surnames are gendered. So I now have the female version of my granddad's surname. So technically it's not his.

  • @agniray3235
    @agniray3235 Рік тому +3

    I live in Mumbai and even though I'm kind of introverted, I still enjoy their small talk sometimes. I was heading for my 12th grade board exams and one person suddenly asked me about Pythagoras' theorem. He had a child close to me in age and they were studying about this. Also, in many exams some of the ppl who are born into hardship often excel (the most common type being a vendor's or a rickshaw driver's child

  • @IONProd
    @IONProd Рік тому +2

    8:27 I didn't realize it was a quote until the end. RIP top guy

  • @Darkstring
    @Darkstring Рік тому +2

    "This you?" always hits hard

  • @iirosekitty
    @iirosekitty Рік тому +7

    11:27 i actually kind of agree with this *out of context*. mostly in terms of writing a story ( ie a culture or just a character from that culture ) but in debates its probably useful to know *what* the other side is thinking so you can defend your stance *better*
    ( obviously, in context the guy was probably saying something not great )

  • @UltraTagProductions
    @UltraTagProductions Рік тому +1

    What does taking your mom's name acomplish? It just switches who's name you take,
    Real equality is merging both your parents last names (Eg, Henderson, Thompson, Themperson)

  • @xylemGT
    @xylemGT Рік тому +1

    Imagine your teacher just telling you what you will need to do to get a job after you graduate and you just say “🤓”

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Рік тому +5

    0:57 I mean… good food is good food
    not to say chick fil a has good food, I’ve never had it lol

    • @everypizza
      @everypizza 10 місяців тому

      Your not missing out

  • @theradjo5355
    @theradjo5355 Рік тому +29

    Gotta love r/Murderedbywords. I see it I click it

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 Рік тому +1

    The book at the bar guy has since come out saying his tweet was absurd and he's ashamed of it. Apologizing for his own internalized self image issues being projected onto other people without any basis and being overall a dick. Which I think is pretty cool of him to do.

  • @sir_kompetenz7187
    @sir_kompetenz7187 Рік тому +6

    7:30 In Germany it is illegal to burn the flag of any country

    • @pihlajafox
      @pihlajafox Рік тому +4

      Same in Finland. I hate it how in the US everyone says that they love their flag, but still seem to only disrespect it

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc Рік тому +6

    ah yes, the exact same as r/clevercomebacks! awesome.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +3

    Editor really doing well with those edit cut offs

  • @demonwolf3286
    @demonwolf3286 Рік тому

    Gawd damn that last post just oof bro you really murdered them with words my brother

  • @joseroa5243
    @joseroa5243 Рік тому +1

    "driving a truck" means spending 4-5 days on the road, sleeping in said truck and if you mess up you lose millions of dollars worth of time and items... while also being told you have X among of time to deliver something while also regulate how "fast" you can go in any given road. Often having to drive at night at max speed to recover from time wasted.
    Yeah... Being a trucker pays high because it's only a job someone willing spend 80% of his life far away from home.

  • @Kenedien_737
    @Kenedien_737 Рік тому +3

    alternate timeline: he was actually there to rip up the books

  • @guts60
    @guts60 Рік тому +5

    8:47 You sure? Because all of my ads are exclusively in Spanish, despite never looking up anything Spanish. Also, there is a horrid amount of ads in general on Hulu.

  • @alpharaptor7510
    @alpharaptor7510 Рік тому

    Truck driving is one of the hardest jobs. You don’t get to see your family all the time, you don’t know if you’ll make it home alive, you have all these weird times slots to make. It’s kinda worse here in Australia because it’s over policed. I understand it’s hard but I still want to do it.

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 2 місяці тому +1

    That Jordan Name Origin burn was fucking brutal, like holy shit

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae Рік тому +1

    I was today years old when I learned shrapnel was named after a Civil War general.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Рік тому +2

    7:10 Oh lordy, that gear pattern... 😅 I have a transport truck driver's license but I would rather stick (pun intended) to the double H with a high and low gearbox than trying to play the Snake game with my gearstick 🤣 I really applaud those who have mastered that though, huge respect! 🚛

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Рік тому +2

    7:20 oh dude, the amount of disrespect truckers get from both their employers and the people the deliver to is so astonishing, that I'm surprised they didn't destroy the economy by joining the great resignation of 2021

  • @rayxtime
    @rayxtime Рік тому +1

    The last one makes more sense when you realize it's some scammer wanting to give you a two-hour presentation to trick you into making a $999 "investment" in their pyramid scheme.

  • @Pottheaxolotle
    @Pottheaxolotle Рік тому +1

    something more nerdy than going to the library is going to the library to play DnD like I do

  • @rrk8779
    @rrk8779 Рік тому +1

    13:13 as someone who lives in a family of six, it is a lot, not even a lot, it's a crippling amount

  • @pokemagetech
    @pokemagetech Рік тому

    On the final one: of course they’re clueless, they’re incapable of conceiving of different lives experiences.

  • @jayqwellin3800
    @jayqwellin3800 Рік тому +1

    Emkay u r a real joy to watch and I appreciate u avoiding chik fil A

  • @solereflection9284
    @solereflection9284 Рік тому +8

    Regarding Chik-fil-a, my ex-friends said the same thing constantly that they’d never go. Everyone I’ve met recently loves the place.
    I finally looked up the history about 2 years ago out of shame for eating there (considering the lack of nearby choices) and the current case is that the chain has since fired/distanced themselves from the problematic leadership that was openly bigoted. As a gay man, I personally don’t have an issue eating from them knowing this and one other detail: the restaurant is still running and does in fact have good food. The service at the one I go to is very good and hopefully they are paying their employees well. They’ve made changes and are still getting scrutinized for a history that they have already stated they do not support. Boycott them all you want, but make the boycott make sense for the here and now, not for what has already been resolved.

    • @AtomicArtumas
      @AtomicArtumas Рік тому +2

      The one thing I'd say about this is... lasting boycotts send a message.
      "Don't try this, because it WILL ruin you."
      Horrible business decisions and people with insane ideologies starting up companies to fund their insane desires happen because they think it'll work.
      The more people openly say "no, it doesn't matter if you change away from that, you still did it once", the more that sort of sends a message that even trying something similar will likely lead to extremely long-lasting damage to your customer base.
      From everything I've heard about them, if it hadn't been for their completely insane religious beliefs, they would've likely surpassed KFC entirely a LONG time ago.
      But the simple fact that their business was just solidly connected to "extremist religious ideology" made a LOT of people (and not just the LGBTQ+ community) steer away from them.
      And.. yeah. I can definitely say even if I was interested in the type of food they sell, I wouldn't see myself ever stepping foot inside one simply because of the fact they were that heavily connected to one of the biggest things I'm heavily against recently enough that it was after UA-cam existed.

    • @solereflection9284
      @solereflection9284 Рік тому +2

      @@AtomicArtumas, that sounds well thought out, but it's also not as progressive a method as it seems. With that same vein of thought, while an extreme example, places like Germany should get no visitors because of Hitler and Nazi control from WW2; Amazon shouldn't still be getting so much business because of Bezos and his employee practices that are still ongoing. So many businesses have started under bad intentions, but with time, leadership and policy changes, and general efforts to improve, they have done better for the community and their customers as a whole, even forced to rebrand just to get away from their history that they don't want to be associated with.
      Good businesses can screw up and bad businesses can improve, with the entire spectrum in between. When people say they want change, but then go back and say that change isn't possible, it ruins the point all together and actually has a more negative impact on the community as a whole. What business wants to run knowing that no matter what they accomplish will never be good enough?
      How much time do you need before you're willing to let go of ultimately illogical, and possibly inconsistent, standards? Would you be satisfied if places like Chick-fil-A just went out of business instead, no matter how much they try to improve? It needs to make sense for the here and now. Don't forget or ignore the history, but take into account the current efforts along with it.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 11 місяців тому +1

    6:15 - Lack of performance? Teachers in my areas have 6 observations a year, where they are judged on their lesson plans & performance & then given a rating that affects their pay. What other job does that? People love to talk about teaching while knowing the bare minimum about it.

  • @takayush6313
    @takayush6313 Рік тому +1

    kinda fun to see mostly americans struggling with their country in these video ngl

  • @lulatsch1515
    @lulatsch1515 Рік тому +2

    Do you remember when they did propper outros? I do...

  • @thesealjaw7361
    @thesealjaw7361 Рік тому

    3:26 that was the legendary. This is probably the best one I've ever heard

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 9 місяців тому

    You don't want to be a trucker. A lot of them - most in fact - pull frequent allnighters. It screws with your neurologic system in ways you're not prepared for.

  • @wehabagde8159
    @wehabagde8159 7 місяців тому

    never mess up with a writer online. they will insult you with a word that will offend and confuse you.

  • @spod715
    @spod715 Рік тому +3

    i will come for you emkay

  • @GoingToAFuneral
    @GoingToAFuneral Рік тому

    9:30 I love the sudden "HOW IS HE TWEETING" like he's had that question on his mind for a while but just realised to actually ask now lmaoo

  • @mr.pixel69
    @mr.pixel69 Рік тому +5

    3:24 it's pronounced ya-ra-d

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 Рік тому +1

    13:23 We are a family of 5, with the 5th being here EOW, and the 3rd and 4th being at their father's EOW on the same weekend the 5th is gone. So, out of 30 days, we have 4 family members here 24/30 days and 5 family members 6/30 days, with 4 days being just the 2 of us. Before the 3rd and 4th were homeschooled, our grocery bill was approximately $800-ish a month. After the decision to homeschool was made, our grocery bill went up by $250-ish. That's over $1,000/month just in food. You can't make growing children stop eating. 2 are very hyperactive, so sugar is limited. No caffeinated sodas, and juice has to be free of Red 40 as it causes hyperactivity. (I've also done my own study on this by giving them juice w/ Red 40 in it and they were completely different children, so it DOES affect them. I did it to see how their bodies would react to it, to make sure there was some actual basis behind it, before I stopped purchasing juice with Red 40 in it, or high up in the ingredient list.) We're also on 1 income because I am disabled and currently in the process of getting my disability. My husband makes decent money, but it's a struggle a lot of times, and we have to prioritize where our money goes. I will not judge someone's situation or position in life because it is not my place to do so. However, people LOVE to try and tell me what we should be doing differently. Thing is, we are all just trying to survive the crazy chaos of every day life. People who like to post things on Twitter, or other social media sites, that bash those who work 50+ hours/week, and also those who genuinely struggle because of a health condition that they didn't ask for, have absolutely no concept of real life. They live in a fantasy world made up in the deep recesses of their minds to combat the loneliness that they feel from not having true and genuine connections with people. It's not hard to be kind, considerate, and have compassion and understanding for others. Even if you don't understand something, you should still have some compassion for them.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Рік тому +1

    I don't know the exact numbers, but in Europe, where they have really great unions and labor laws and high minimum wage (much MUCH better than $15/hour), the Whopper is basically the same price as in the US.

  • @OhHeyItIsNano
    @OhHeyItIsNano Рік тому +1

    Ngl I'd be impressed if someone manages to order $38 worth of stuff in a single burrito. Unless it's one of those overpriced everything restaurants meant for people with too much money.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +3

    1:44 he had a pretty cool name

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 Рік тому +2

    9:00 it is still based on your histories and what not, but recently some nutjob product advertisements have been trying to flood every category of ad targeting they could.

  • @gotyourballsinabag
    @gotyourballsinabag Рік тому

    Robin's "fake laugh" is adorable ngl

  • @MegaAstroFan18
    @MegaAstroFan18 Рік тому

    "this dude thinks he's talking about teachers when he's actually talking about cops" there's a lot of overlap.

  • @anon-existanthuman1929
    @anon-existanthuman1929 12 днів тому

    People who throw away someone they date/marry because they age don't deserve anyone to begin with, if you love someone long enough to marry them and stay with them till youre of that age, you've already made that a reality there's no turning back unless they cheat/abuse you

  • @FreakyHimmel
    @FreakyHimmel Рік тому +2

    Alright campers, quote of the day: People say I changed, I shat my pants, ofc I had to change.

  • @redwoolYT617
    @redwoolYT617 Рік тому +2

    This video is so good but evil ayy the same time

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking Рік тому +1

    I thought about going to hooters a couple times, specifically because I heard they had good wings, which my friends who have actually gone to one claim is not true.

  • @quarkmolotov1049
    @quarkmolotov1049 5 місяців тому

    There's been a bit of a protest nearby me cause of a Chick-fil-A going up. This is actually mainly because it will cause more traffic issues that will endanger the hard of hearing child in the area nearby it. We also want the ice cream place back :(

  • @jsange
    @jsange Рік тому

    Literally EVERYTHING comes from a dude's name. The Newton. The Gatling gun. Just about every new bit of legislation that had ever happened.

  • @raphaelkox
    @raphaelkox Рік тому

    Honestly, the whole video could be just that first one.
    DAMN

  • @drkometofficial5903
    @drkometofficial5903 10 місяців тому

    The Jordan one was absolutely royal.
    Hoh my god, that shit's funny

  • @budderswifteleven1347
    @budderswifteleven1347 Рік тому

    9:40 as someone who makes $15 an hour & works at taco bell: we had an announcement on our crew app recently that informed me that it would take adding everything possible onto your burrito & extra of what is already on it at tacobell to get a $30 burrito, further cementing this woman's BS

  • @w3irdo.3xe20
    @w3irdo.3xe20 Рік тому

    I am in school about to fall asleep. This is gonna save me.

  • @joashimc3291
    @joashimc3291 Рік тому

    My name is Jordan and that clap back really humbled me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidbass296
    @davidbass296 Рік тому

    The majority of ads are based on your search history.
    If you allow cookies. But there will always be some ads not related to your browsing for a similar reason why spotify will give you the odd song here and there that's not like what you been recently watching.

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Рік тому

    Isn’t it sad how just going to read books means you’re a nerd. The world is changing in a bad, bad way