r/Murderedbywords | goated with the sauce

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  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 2 роки тому +1957

    The worst part about participation trophies is that many who got them hated them. It feels so condescending.

    • @HUMAN.RAYMAN
      @HUMAN.RAYMAN 2 роки тому +47

      Just like your comment. No likes, all fail but HEY here you go🏆

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 2 роки тому +190

      yeah, its just like "yeah you fuckin suck but you showed up"

    • @yokomidrive.6563
      @yokomidrive.6563 2 роки тому +103

      @HUMAN RAYMAN This aged badly, and it's not even a day yet.

    • @Heavenly_Spirit1
      @Heavenly_Spirit1 2 роки тому +152

      @@HUMAN.RAYMAN Within a few hours you have immediately been proven wrong, good job you tried but atleast you have that participation trophy.

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 2 роки тому +4

      @@HUMAN.RAYMAN Funny how he has more likes than you yet you're the one giving him a participation trophy for having very little likes. Was that originally your participation trophy for commenting or what?

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles 2 роки тому +1178

    If you're gonna put children in a place for 8 hours a day five days a week, you gotta feed them. Daycares do this. Many jobs do this. PRISONS do this. I don't understand what's so wrong with letting kids EAT.

    • @dennett316
      @dennett316 2 роки тому +1

      They don't give a fuck about kids after they're born...only before, and only to fuck with women's rights, not of any genuine care or concern. Bunch of evil fucks love to preach moral superiority yet are the shittiest people around.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +20

      Parents have to pay for daycare. They don't directly pay for public school, just lunch, and there is the option of sending food with them to save money.

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 2 роки тому +123

      @@Br3ttM But it's still a requirement to be there. With the basic, poor quality lunch you get with the lunch option, they're not losing much money. The argument is to take it away, which is ridiculous.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +106

      @@Br3ttM you pay taxes. we all literally pay for school lunch. its part of what the taxes pay for.
      also daycare should be publicly funded too.

    • @lordbalthosadinferni4384
      @lordbalthosadinferni4384 2 роки тому +66

      Assuming this discussion pertains to American schools: The trearment of children in public schools is deplorable. We live in a late-stage capitalist (aka neo-feudalistic) society that thrives off of the exploitation of the poor. More and more of our rights are being taken away every year. They'd happily starve our children if it meant saving ten dollars. Public schools exist to create laborers, guess they gotta get them used to not eating, huh?

  • @quinnr9318
    @quinnr9318 2 роки тому +308

    7:00 i love how merriam webster can simply say “No.” and still make it onto murderedbywords

    • @shotosynthesis312
      @shotosynthesis312 2 роки тому +22

      When it's about a word or phrase, since they are the most widely accepted English dictionary

    • @dootgod8193
      @dootgod8193 Рік тому +22

      The entire Organisation of Merian-Webster is words so technically they were murdered by actual words

    • @aspwillow
      @aspwillow Рік тому +4

      They are words

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 2 роки тому +1281

    If kids have to be in school, the state has to feed them!! That is one sign of a civilized country! Feed the kids, goddammit!!

  • @whiteboard_history
    @whiteboard_history 2 роки тому +124

    A note to people doing math on twitter: dividing billions by billions will NOT result in an answer which is in the billions

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +15

      It's because they don't think of "billion" as a number, just a unit, and they also didn't learn how to cancel units out in math class.

    • @bdemaree
      @bdemaree 2 роки тому +5

      Note to people doing math on Twitter. Grandma, GRANDMA, NO... that's not a calculator.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, everyone would get 5 dollars

    • @murpledeer
      @murpledeer 2 роки тому +1

      It would result in a much lower number than in the billions and inflation

    • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
      @user-wx6ms9rv2m 7 місяців тому

      @@LeetleToady7I did the maths the other way round and worked out that to give 8 billion people 5 billion dollars each, Musk would need 40 quintillion dollars. All the money in the world totals to 0.000093685% of that amount. The dream is officially dead

  • @cala425
    @cala425 2 роки тому +43

    "Variations of languages cannot exist"
    *sips tea in being in a country that literally has 3 variants of its own language*

  • @SirPreyas
    @SirPreyas 2 роки тому +310

    10:21-10:46
    Agreed! If you need time off work(paid or not) don't worry about how your coworkers are gonna get thu the day(s). Workload management is literally your boss's job not yours.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +3

      Managing is the boss's job, and sometimes they will say they need you on certain days.

    • @HUMAN.RAYMAN
      @HUMAN.RAYMAN 2 роки тому

      Do you even work? Is your place understaffed as it is? I work 90hrs a week cause fucks like you have "problems" that could be solved after work but choose not to.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +23

      @@Br3ttM and sometimes its not gonna happen and they should have a plan B

    • @bdemaree
      @bdemaree 2 роки тому +22

      There's only two legitimate reasons a company can't survive a few days without you.
      1. You own the company and are its sole employee.
      2. You work for a dumpster fire time bomb that's falling apart at the seams.
      Management will always try to tell you there's other reasons, but there are not.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +1

      @@bdemaree Some people have specialized jobs.

  • @michaelvandegriff6696
    @michaelvandegriff6696 2 роки тому +56

    Child of the 80's and a teen in the 90's here and this needs to be said; we got participation trophies even back then, we talked back to our parents, and we got into all kinds of similar shenanigans back then, we just had different technology. People my age need to stop pretending we weren't shitbags.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому +9

      Child from the 2000s here, I'm pretty sure there always will be past generations criticizing the next one, be it your generation, mine or the next one

  • @calebrose4607
    @calebrose4607 2 роки тому +282

    Grady Booch is a legit software engineer who developed the shit he says he does. Google backed me up on that one(I just had to check the legitimacy since you never know with Twitter)

    • @user-bf2nb3tm8f
      @user-bf2nb3tm8f 2 роки тому +12

      I saw a video of a guy who got verified as the Holy Roman Empire

    • @rexex345
      @rexex345 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah this guy has a ludicrously large resume

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 2 роки тому +2

      Or the reliability of Google as well

    • @vinnyvangogh2426
      @vinnyvangogh2426 2 роки тому +5

      Was hoping someone would comment on it, yeah he's insane definitely done more in the field than most people could ever even hope to

  • @sebastianharris-aldred8057
    @sebastianharris-aldred8057 2 роки тому +864

    Who thinks Emkay should start their own cheese company

  • @Milanin8
    @Milanin8 2 роки тому +61

    The bar tweet got me. I was on Gary's side. I needed a bit of a lot over a minute to get that it's "She went and was there by herself" and not "She was the only one at the bar". When I go to the bar and am "alone": It's a empty bar with staff hanging around.

    • @yourdad5799
      @yourdad5799 2 роки тому +1

      I'm still confused. Why specificaly the guy on the right?

    • @thebiggestcheems
      @thebiggestcheems 2 роки тому +6

      There is this thing called "bad and/or creepy people"

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@yourdad5799 Probably a real shady regular at the bar, maybe a sleazebag type or even a registered sex offender. The bartender probably knows this because he kinda works at that bar. A lot of bartenders keep conversation with bargoers for a lot of reasons, and this leads to being on a first name basis with most of the regulars. They do this for a number of reasons. Some just because they're bored or they wanna talk, others because it makes people more likely to come back if they had a pleasant time with a barkeep, makes a person feel connected to that spot.

    • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
      @user-wx6ms9rv2m 7 місяців тому +3

      @@yourdad5799A bit late, the person at the bar recognised the person sitting to their right and sneakily (disguising as a funny text) warned them to stay away from that person

  • @TylerFurrison
    @TylerFurrison 2 роки тому +70

    "it will probably be illegal to even say I'm gay"
    Wtf? It's Canada, not Russia! Canada is probably one of the best countries for LGBT+ rights

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 2 роки тому +13

      WAY better than the US. That's for sure. I just can't see why people get so up in arms over someone being gay when it doesn't affect them in any way whatsoever.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +5

      true, though right wing radicalism is generally rising world wide, so it might not be long.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому +9

      ITS FUCKIN CANADA! Unless you’re a native child, you should be fine

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 роки тому +13

      ​@@XsaviXander They're constantly told that it DOES affect them. Every Sunday. By the same folks who say Gawd "loves everybody!*"
      *Some restrictions apply, see the book translated from many different languages and written over hundreds of years for details. Although it also depends on WHICH 'infallible' version you want to go with. All of them have a lot of murder and death in them though. How 'loving'...

    • @prickynicky6916
      @prickynicky6916 2 роки тому +2

      They were talking about America when they said that

  • @ProtoBlueGaming
    @ProtoBlueGaming 2 роки тому +349

    As a young adult who recently got a job... I wanna break every single bone of that person who thinks young people shouldn't take PTO.

    • @Flowtups
      @Flowtups 2 роки тому +8

      FACTSSSSSSS

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 2 роки тому +4

      New language
      What's PTD?

    • @snooze2699
      @snooze2699 2 роки тому +22

      @@isapu1948 Petition The Ducks

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 2 роки тому +19

      @@snooze2699
      I realize belatedly that it was an O and not a D.

    • @Ultradragon16
      @Ultradragon16 2 роки тому +19

      @@snooze2699 why not "Pet the Ducks"?

  • @justsomenessiewithinternet53
    @justsomenessiewithinternet53 2 роки тому +140

    "Don't ever comment on my status telling me that I am wrong ever again"
    A majority of Twitter users in a nutshell.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому +8

      He was kinda asking for it, seeing has he was posting incorrect info

    • @SenatorArmstrongOfficial
      @SenatorArmstrongOfficial 2 роки тому +1

      Twitter users rather remain stupid than learn something from being proven wrong by someone.

    • @naturalone6529
      @naturalone6529 Рік тому +6

      It’s like people on Twitter have an allergy to being wrong or something.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Рік тому

      Everyone has an opinion until they get punched in the face. If USA didn't have the stupid "anyone can sue" thing, these twitter idiots would get punched in the face on public everyday.

  • @electricerger
    @electricerger 2 роки тому +154

    As someone who was reprimanded for pointing out that participation trophies were pointless (as I was receiving one), I have to say it's damn stupid.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, honestly they raise peoples expectations too much, which leads them to think that they get more than they will

    • @ManiacalBlueberry
      @ManiacalBlueberry 2 роки тому +6

      @@LeetleToady7 don't forget how condescending it is

    • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
      @user-wx6ms9rv2m 7 місяців тому

      My opinion is that participation should be rewarded until like age 8 maximum (probably more like age 6), then stop bc its just condescending at that point

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e 2 роки тому +90

    As far as the 'toughest sports' argument, there are many meanings of 'toughest' in this context. I think the second person was referring to the likelihood that the player would sustain a lifelong injury from while the first person was referring to the physical endurance needed for the sport. Both of them had a valid point.

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury 2 роки тому +2

      It's ballet.

    • @dragon44048
      @dragon44048 2 роки тому

      @John Smith No because it’s unlikely to injure are you I would think a combat for it like boxing kickboxing or more likely to give you a debilitating injury for the rest of your life

    • @Salicat99
      @Salicat99 Рік тому +3

      @@alchemicmercury or gymnastics

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Рік тому +2

      @@Salicat99 this is also true.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +121

    1:19 They once stole a homeless man's dog clearly against the dog's will AND the man's.
    I _WISH_ I could go all vigilante against them. You don't mess with dogs.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +11

      They work on the principle of "No such thing as bad publicity." And I think they also do lawsuit trolling.

    • @Sam-fq5hc
      @Sam-fq5hc 2 роки тому +1

      Same!

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 2 роки тому +16

      Honestly, If PETA tried to take my dog, I'd have a murder case (or multiple) on my hands.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +15

      @@isaacmayer-splain8974 Yeah, I'd have assault and battery at least. I'd only go to murder if they succeeses in taking him or if someone ever killed my dog.

    • @g0blinboi415
      @g0blinboi415 2 роки тому +2

      They probably are the chinese's for how much food they prepare

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 2 роки тому +371

    I think that everyone can agree that local accents shouldn't be treated like they're people just mispronouncing things, and that country standards shouldn't be treated like local accents too. Language changes all the time, there will never be a universal standard.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 2 роки тому +8

      And i think that allowing differences in language to occur makes it harder to communicate and increases divides among the human races, especially among economic lines where poorer groups have a hard enough time at gaining an education and having upward mobility even without communication barriers.

    • @VesaKo
      @VesaKo 2 роки тому +15

      ​@@battlesheep2552 Fair enough, my naivete shot in its sweet youth. But the only choice in such situations is to learn. No culture would voluntarily extinct its language for global unity, so the divide will exist with or without dialects. It might be lesser, but people who became refugees would feel it all the same. I think the issue isn't that language itself is holding people back, its education which isn't provided to them. And of course, to teach them, the teachers first have to learn how to talk to them.

    • @axelprino
      @axelprino 2 роки тому +32

      @@battlesheep2552 ok, ignoring for a moment the fact that what you said implies that people can't learn to communicate with those speaking a different dialect, which is complete BS.
      How would you even prevent a language from changing and diversifying over time? It's a naturally occurring process that can happen over the span of just a few years, sometimes a noticeable linguistic shift can happen in a few months. You can intentionally stabilize a language through prescriptive education but there's a limit to that too. In order to achieve what you're proposing you'd need to somehow stop culture from developing at all and somehow just stay still indefinitely because absolutely everything has an impact on language since it's literally the way people communicate.

    • @potatoesandducks958
      @potatoesandducks958 2 роки тому +13

      @@battlesheep2552 I think the differences in English right now isn't even that big. You pick 2 random english speakers in the world and chances are they can strike a conversation together. And, English is already a global language, so everyone everywhere is constantly inventing their little variations of English, so the fact that they can still understand each other probably means it's not that big of a deal.

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 2 роки тому +8

      yes. one class of linguistics made me truly just understand this concept ajd fall in love with diversity. I nonlong nitpick ppl. I just find stuff interesting when jts said different. it's way more fun that way

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +39

    6:58 Technically speaking, all humans are native to africa, so maybe we should stop fucking up the place.

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 2 роки тому +36

    10:19 If you are legally allowed to take the PAID TIME OFF (as long as you don't tell them on very short notice, say, an hour before the next staff schedule deadline which can in some cases take too long to register in the system), absolutely take that PTO! If there is the whole concept of PTO implemented legally, a worker shouldn't have to worry in the slightest about "poor coworkers left alone" or whatnot.

  • @-TheDoctor-
    @-TheDoctor- 2 роки тому +32

    As an Australian
    I can say that we need the spiders
    They're the main soldiers in our military. Every other human soldier is trained and prepared to become a jockey for a MASSIVE spider
    Imagine every scene with Shelob in LoTR
    Except there's a man on the back with a beer, saddled on a lawn chair and screaming "C*NT'S F--KED" as he rides into battle

    • @ellecapone1337
      @ellecapone1337 Рік тому +3

      Reading this just activated my fight or flight response 🫣😭lol

    • @SryBut
      @SryBut Рік тому

      ¡spɐlpɐW ǝɹɐ sʎnƃ noʎ 'uɐW
      ¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn llɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇoɹʍ noʎ pu∀

  • @Starcrossed_
    @Starcrossed_ 2 роки тому +103

    “Goated with the sauce”
    -Not- me having flashbacks of a certain streamer/youtuber who kept saying a very specific sentence for a whole vlog be like: please don’t do this to me again-

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 2 роки тому

      I don't know, but I think he is a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag, busting down sexual style

    • @Silent0nyx
      @Silent0nyx 2 роки тому +14

      QURIKED UP WHITE BOY BUSTING IT DOWN-

    • @Starcrossed_
      @Starcrossed_ 2 роки тому +11

      OH NO THERE ARE CULTURED PEOPLE IN THIS I NEED TO RUN AWAY-

    • @Shogun534
      @Shogun534 2 роки тому +11

      that vlog haunts me to this day.
      although i do wish the balloon reached the worker

    • @mattn0414
      @mattn0414 2 роки тому

      He's just a quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 роки тому +25

    4:44
    I'm an American, and I pronounce it "zed" because I have a speech impediment.
    That way people can tell whether I'm saying C or Z.

    • @ItstoadXD
      @ItstoadXD 4 місяці тому

      That’s actually really smart tho

  • @robinw.8083
    @robinw.8083 Рік тому +4

    The fact that the "salty and bitter" reply came from a RWBY fan account and is actually in character for Qrow is goddamn hilarious

  • @draconicmeta846
    @draconicmeta846 2 роки тому +35

    5:25 I’ve had quite a few people ask me this (since I am Canadian): to be clear in Canada there is no law that says “you cannot be gay or have homosexual relations” and if I’m not mistaken this should be country wide as our current prime minister Justin Trudeau, has spoke out about the LGBTQ+ community and has stated only positive things about the community I have no idea where people get the idea of “Canada hates gay people” comes from but hey we welcome everyone with open arms

    • @Huntanor
      @Huntanor Рік тому +11

      Gay marriage was federally legalized here in 2006. It gay sex was decriminalized in 1967. The case that verified it was constitutional a for of discrimination to exclude gay people was 1996. Most of these things happened literally a decade before the us. Also we were literally the forth country on earth to legalize gay marriage. People crazy. Gay people face discrimination here yes, but in most places it better then other similar countries and has been forever.

    • @Sleve-McDichael
      @Sleve-McDichael Рік тому +5

      Plus that FB post was from ten years ago...

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому +6

      Canada is one of the coolest place on Earth both figuratively and litterally

    • @Cookiekopter
      @Cookiekopter Рік тому +1

      I was in Canada a few times and people were always so nice there, it just doesn't seem to make sense for them to be homophobic

    • @ellecapone1337
      @ellecapone1337 Рік тому +4

      Speaking as both a pansexual and someone who lives in Canada , while there will always be a few bad eggs , the overwhelming majority of the population is LGBTQ positive and this is a great place to live for LGBTQ people !

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 2 роки тому +26

    I love the sound effect for the censor in this vid especially, because when Robin insults someone, it comes across like he's slaying them with a verbal lightsaber

  • @asoupyferretnamedfar3634
    @asoupyferretnamedfar3634 2 роки тому +349

    As an ex girl(I'm not a girl anymore), I can confirm that part of the process of transitioning was indeed the addition of ankles.
    Huh I guess you guys like ex-girl then-

    • @unfinishedzizzy7582
      @unfinishedzizzy7582 2 роки тому +54

      Same here. The surgey was a pain but hey, ankles are cool I guess

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 2 роки тому +72

      as a trans guy, I feel bad for trans girls having to get their ankles ripped out

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +11

      Indeed.

    • @-duck-_
      @-duck-_ 2 роки тому +11

      Afab agender here:
      Ankles are good, except for that.

    • @-duck-_
      @-duck-_ 2 роки тому +8

      @@gwyn3219 their ankles would go to ftm trans ppl.

  • @victinistealth5756
    @victinistealth5756 2 роки тому +11

    As an Aussie, they was once a funnel web ‘hut’ next to our classroom, a couple of kids decided to throw sticks at it, it shot venom at them and one of them went to hospital.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому +1

      Australians are crazy, almost enough to compare to Floridians.

    • @ellecapone1337
      @ellecapone1337 Рік тому +5

      It SHOT venom ???? New fear unlocked 😭

    • @deendarcy37
      @deendarcy37 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah some spiders and snakes have the ability to spit venom especially in Australia

  • @thatonebonkchoyguy
    @thatonebonkchoyguy 2 роки тому +16

    11:36 This actually cured my asthma, I figured out I could have just breathed this whole time.

  • @TheDarkSpade1
    @TheDarkSpade1 2 роки тому +10

    As someone with 13 siblings, I can confirm 8yos are vile out of nowhere sometimes lmao

  • @pennyforyourthots
    @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +60

    4:45 fun fact: the zee/zed difference wasn't standard in England until relatively recently (i.e. post-revolution), so "zee" was also formerly common in British English. same with the word "soccer", which is also of British origin.
    as with most of the worlds problems, they are caused by the British, who then complain about it (ex. instability in the middle east, Brexit, immigration from places like India and Pakistan, the fact that most of the world hates them, etc)

    • @N8crafter
      @N8crafter 2 роки тому +11

      a lot of british english is like that, apparently. of the two, i'm told american english is closer to "original" english during the colonial era

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому +8

      @@N8crafter I’ve heard someone say that when the British left, the Americans kept their accent and the British changed theirs. I thought they were being stupid, but I guess they were somewhat right?

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 роки тому

      The British caused all the problems with the English language that they blame on us.

    • @N8crafter
      @N8crafter 2 роки тому +3

      @@LeetleToady7 that seems to be the case, yes

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 роки тому +1

      @@LeetleToady7 Wot's all this then? :D

  • @CC-oe3cc
    @CC-oe3cc Рік тому +2

    The worst way to respond to "I love you " is saying "thank you " in response

  • @ProjectPsycho112
    @ProjectPsycho112 2 роки тому +73

    I feel like a fur coat with fake blood stains would look badass and not send a message about killing animals.

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 2 роки тому +8

      I mean, they'd just look like they're cosplaying as predators who just made a kill. Like a lion or a wolf.

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie Рік тому +1

      Fur hags are callous scum. Wearing dead things just looks grosss.

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 11 місяців тому +2

      @@mangaanimefan3089don’t give the “alpha males” any ideas.

    • @mangaanimefan3089
      @mangaanimefan3089 11 місяців тому +1

      @@nobody5333Oops. 🤭

  • @lovebirdmic
    @lovebirdmic 2 роки тому +14

    6:20 I never liked participation trophies. Felt like they were just rubbing in the fact I didn't do well enough to get an actual trophy-

    • @M00NCH1LD_
      @M00NCH1LD_ 2 роки тому +1

      RIGHT?? like, if you're really good, you know you'll win a real trophy or some stuff. When they feel the need to just congratulate you for trying, that's when you know they think of you as not good 💀

  • @kendallmagnan2449
    @kendallmagnan2449 2 роки тому +10

    The guy fucking obliterated Tiffany and end with “God bless” that man should be feared

  • @kerricaine
    @kerricaine 2 роки тому +24

    11:48 god...for the record, the guy getting the cities wrong was running to become our countries premier. saint john and halifax aren't even in the same province.

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 2 роки тому +6

      Come now, surely you don't expect a POLITICIAN to have an education, do you?
      Sincerely,
      An American

    • @valerierodger
      @valerierodger Рік тому

      Oh, Lord, this hurts. He was running to become our country’s Prime Minister. Premieres are the head of provincial legislatures.

  • @Meximagician
    @Meximagician 2 роки тому +12

    16:19 I choose to read this as Justin accidentally implying that Musk's hyperloop will end up abandoned, frequented only by randos using DIY rail carts.

  • @benadrylcabbagepatch2527
    @benadrylcabbagepatch2527 2 роки тому +18

    5:00 gay dude says “it’ll probably be illegal to even say I’m gay, let alone being involved in any homosexual activities” meanwhile he’s talking about CANADA, the most gay friendly country in the world. I know the post was made ten years ago but same sex marriage has been legal there since 2005. Man really didn’t do his research

    • @theempire8461
      @theempire8461 Рік тому +1

      True

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому +1

      You can remove gay from your comment, canada is like the most friendly place PERIOD

    • @theempire8461
      @theempire8461 Рік тому +1

      @@jeanremi8384 I don't think he's going to hear you

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому

      @@theempire8461 and there was a high chance I wouldn't respond to your comment. Despite that you still posted it. Posting something just to get heard isn't a good idea. He's also probably not going to respond to your answer ("true"). Despite that, you still posted it, haven't you ?

    • @theempire8461
      @theempire8461 Рік тому +1

      @@jeanremi8384 you made the comment 16 hours ago he made 4 months ago that why i said he probably won't respond

  • @venus_de_lmao
    @venus_de_lmao 2 роки тому +22

    Mehmet Oz is a real doctor - in fact, he is an incredibly skilled cardiothoracic surgeon and quite possibly the best in the world at what he does. He's just also a grifter.

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 2 роки тому +4

      Who pushes questionable drugs

    • @coinsilver3
      @coinsilver3 2 роки тому +5

      He may be a heart surgeon, but he isn't a brain surgeon. Or anything else either.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +10

      He should really have any license revoked and be fined for doing paid endorsements and pretending it is actual advice.

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +4

      well, kind of. he's a real doctor, but not in the fields he's generally criticized for, so in practice its probably about the same as being a fake doctor. also, he should probably have he licensed revoked so he isn't a real doctor.

  • @xxllamaborrachaxx9374
    @xxllamaborrachaxx9374 Рік тому +7

    7:09 it's still impressive how they managed to make such a well fitting acronym for an old word.

  • @ImmortalAbsol
    @ImmortalAbsol 2 роки тому +28

    A non practicing doctor is still a doctor.
    It's a title, not just a position, you can get doctorates in things that dont have a practicing position by the same name too.

  • @keirstinblu5190
    @keirstinblu5190 2 роки тому +11

    That PTO one hits hard.. can't help that I'm sick and can't stand without wanting to puke my guts up from some stomach bug that's been festering for over a week.. and yet I still try to come in even if it means I'm giving up my comfort and healing process speed just to help turn a profit...
    I dont know what you're talking about, I'm not projecting my current workplace issues -_-

  • @jsspidermonkey
    @jsspidermonkey 2 роки тому +86

    9th time (I think but I can't count past 4) asking: get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeingdudes together

    • @idigu1568
      @idigu1568 2 роки тому +2

      Last time was not the time but this one hopefully will be

    • @mr.shambles9617
      @mr.shambles9617 2 роки тому +3

      I can't count past three.
      how far is ahead four?

    • @jsspidermonkey
      @jsspidermonkey 2 роки тому +4

      @@mr.shambles9617 it's like 1 or 2 past 3 idk counting is hard

    • @mr.shambles9617
      @mr.shambles9617 2 роки тому +4

      @@jsspidermonkey woah that's a lot

    • @jsspidermonkey
      @jsspidermonkey 2 роки тому +4

      @@mr.shambles9617 I know right

  • @marrxii
    @marrxii 2 роки тому +5

    "Girls always be talking about period pains but have you ever rolled your ankle over like thi-"
    Me: I'm gonna stop you right there

  • @badatthings5793
    @badatthings5793 2 роки тому +9

    At 3:45 you can hear Robin's "faked" voice show up but he fades it out when it gets good

  • @langlock5098
    @langlock5098 2 роки тому +15

    Hey look it’s DJ PEACH COBBLER in the thumbnail

  • @rarirureran
    @rarirureran Рік тому +1

    DANG! dont you just hate it when the astral realm finds out you've broken the 7th law of destiny and takes you somewhere else but due to your higher being you project yourself into the astral being control center and drive yourself into your basement? wow, just so painful...

  • @machineboot6748
    @machineboot6748 2 роки тому +9

    Whoever roasted Cobbler in the thumbnail, I am expecting for them to cease to exist within the next week

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Рік тому +5

    8:30 Took her, swung her around, and then slammed her into the ground.
    And not in the way she probably wanted.

  • @theminecommander
    @theminecommander 2 роки тому +4

    7:00 Idk why but I love how whoever runs the M-W account just couldn't be bothered to elaborate. Just, "No."

  • @RealRexRiplash
    @RealRexRiplash 2 роки тому +12

    16:40 somebody on a discord server I'm in responded to this with "Maybe you should identify as Actually/Funny and get some better f*cking jokes"

  • @elu9189
    @elu9189 2 роки тому +9

    4:15 I'm sorry but that says "bommer bubble" XDDD

  • @naymurdock827
    @naymurdock827 2 роки тому +58

    You guys should make a livestream where you read suggested subreddits

    • @ar1editz564
      @ar1editz564 2 роки тому +4

      Everyone like this’ll, get it seen.

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 2 роки тому +2

      That could be fun!! :D

  • @duckificer
    @duckificer 2 роки тому +5

    4:09 the part where its just ed sheeran as a contribution is the best

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 2 роки тому +8

    14:20: DUNK ON THEM UNCLE QROW! YEAH!!!

  • @ezikod3566
    @ezikod3566 2 роки тому +10

    9:53
    Damn I feel bad for that guy,who in their right mind does that >:/

  • @ucanhvungoc7133
    @ucanhvungoc7133 2 роки тому +9

    Roast me all you want, but what is the joke at 15:40? My two brain cells are overclocked and fried trying to understand that one.

    • @potatoesandducks958
      @potatoesandducks958 2 роки тому +1

      Beats me

    • @CoolittleProductions
      @CoolittleProductions 2 роки тому +2

      The lady went to the bar alone - as in, she went by herself. The second guy interpreted it as she was ALONE in the bar and tried to catch the lady in a gotcha moment. But he ended up looking like the fool.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +1

      @@CoolittleProductions That's her odd wording at fault. Usually people would say they *went* there alone, if there were other people who happened to be there, or maybe say they were sitting there alone.

    • @CoolittleProductions
      @CoolittleProductions 2 роки тому +3

      @@Br3ttM I guess she could have been more clear. But I understood what she was saying. I guess also the second poster should have thought a bit more about what she meant before trying to catch her in a gotcha moment. Who knows though? Communication through the internet is like playing a half-deaf game of telephone.

    • @ucanhvungoc7133
      @ucanhvungoc7133 2 роки тому +1

      @@CoolittleProductions There's only one guy? What gotcha moment? I'm still oblivious as for what that was...

  • @BobBob-ye4vz
    @BobBob-ye4vz 2 роки тому +5

    1:59 calm down, steve. it's not real.

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Рік тому +1

    10:46 - It goes double if your manager expects *_you_* to find someone to cover your shift if you're sick. You shouldn't have to start your recovery period doing their job for them.

  • @TheZombersLMAO
    @TheZombersLMAO 2 роки тому +7

    3:18 Yeah im gonna say bye bye to my lungs now

  • @joebob3683
    @joebob3683 2 роки тому +3

    10:20 I agree with both parts about PTO. It's called being considerate. Don't take off at the busiest week of the year for no reason.

  • @barelyrayssa9808
    @barelyrayssa9808 2 роки тому +5

    14:28 took me a moment to notice the second person's account name is DRUNKLE QROW. Which makes sense, since they're talking about alcohol lol.

  • @aydenokeefe7765
    @aydenokeefe7765 2 роки тому +2

    I love how the murdering delivered to DJ Peach Cobbler was used as the thumbnail

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +3

    There's a really cool spider called the Silkhedge spider. It lays one to two eggs then builds a silk tower for it, then builds a silk fence around the tower. Then it goes to a different location and does the same thing.

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays Рік тому +5

    9:40 jesus it's always the factories man. Well now I'm just gonna drink coke.

  • @angelhairpasta2971
    @angelhairpasta2971 2 роки тому +3

    2:25
    I paused the video, stopped breathing, and my face was stuck like this: 😃 for about 2 minutes

  • @redpandaerin
    @redpandaerin Рік тому +1

    11:45 As someone from Saint John, New Brunswick, I can confirm those pics are of my city. I can also confirm that we are often ignored/forgotten in favour of places like Halifax. But both are awesome, so you should visit!

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +7

    2:03 I have rolled my ankle like that, and I experience no negative feelings.
    Hyper mobility for the win! Woo!

  • @nerd4220
    @nerd4220 2 роки тому +6

    1:27 in virginia alonne, from the second half of 1998 to 2021, out of the 52,092 non spay/neuter animals PETA recived, 83% were killed. Thats 43,238.

  • @darcy6698
    @darcy6698 2 роки тому +3

    Dr. Emkay having the best views on linguistic prescriptivism

  • @markosmywords9202
    @markosmywords9202 2 роки тому +5

    10:04 can confirm, you actually did say that correctly

  • @pauldonnor2295
    @pauldonnor2295 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know what it is, but there's just something comical about giving everyone on earth $5.

  • @MrGhost-je2ij
    @MrGhost-je2ij 2 роки тому +13

    9:01 I don’t know weather to laugh or feel pity for the husband

  • @spurcalluth6300
    @spurcalluth6300 2 роки тому +5

    13:15, even though this is perfectly correct, it just irks me that the guy switches from kilometres to miles in the middle of his argument.

  • @yesssint7243
    @yesssint7243 2 роки тому +2

    But… I’ve always wanted to see a funnel web spider in person. A funnel web sounds incredible

  • @I_simp_for_rodimus_prime
    @I_simp_for_rodimus_prime 2 роки тому +2

    We do have ankles. We just rarely have that moment where the leg is having a crisis and step in the wrong way

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +13

    6:53 Technically, they did migrate from Asia the last time the Bering Straight was above water. But, technically, they migrated to Asia from Africa or the Middle East or some other part of Asia in that region. The point is, who cares who was there first, all humans started in the same general area, and moved outward. All that really matters is who is presently in the space, and whether they are being a problem.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому

      That's one of the things I hate about diversity. It complicates shit. I'm not even talking about ethnicity or nationality, but like opinions and stuff. Since everyone has different opinions or knowledges, we can't agree on a definition, and our society needs to be operating for multiple mindsets, which it can't.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Рік тому

      @@jeanremi8384 It can be very frustrating when nobody can decide which version is "correct" because everybody thinks his version is.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому +1

      @@dannypipewrench533 conflict is the best and worst thing about life.
      The best because it makes it hard to guess what comes next
      The worst because CHAOS

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Рік тому

      @@jeanremi8384 If the conflicts get big enough, we get some nice new technology out of it.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 Рік тому +1

      "Native" refers to the first people to get there. Literally.

  • @Mygg_Jeager
    @Mygg_Jeager 2 роки тому +4

    06:55
    >Native Americans are native to America.
    >Native Americans crossed the Ice Age Land Bridge from Asia 10,000 years ago.
    *Pick one. They can't both be true.*

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +3

      nativity is relative. once you adapt to the environment and are generations removed from the migrant population, you are now a native. they weren't "native Americans" when they crossed the land bridge, their descendants were

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 роки тому +1

      @@pennyforyourthots Canadians sure as hell ain't believe that. You can be here for 400 years and still be called a conqueror and colonizer. But if you're fresh off the boat from somewhere else, you're a valued migrant and welcomed. Unless you're from Europe or Australia, then you're a privledged settler and part of the problem.
      I've noticed that US Americans very much have a "if you're born here you're from here" attitude, which is what my family has always felt.

  • @SgtJp654
    @SgtJp654 2 роки тому +1

    the lightsaber noises as censoring is brilliant and i love it

  • @AjaxTheDerg
    @AjaxTheDerg 2 роки тому +1

    11:45
    As a Canadian that lives less than a 30 minute drive from Halifax, that one got a laugh out of me.

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 2 роки тому +24

    For the life of me I have no idea who told people the Earth can't move an inch without catching fire or freezing over.
    And to respond to Emkay, I grew up LDS (it is not called mormon) and no one ever taught me that.

    • @justsomenessiewithinternet53
      @justsomenessiewithinternet53 2 роки тому +5

      Those humans must really hate science...

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 2 роки тому +1

      generally its a common belief amongst young earth creationists and anyone who follows the concept of "intelligent design".

    • @brody3166
      @brody3166 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe if they didn't hate people like me, I'd give enough of a crap to call them the right name. If being called Mormons upsets any of them, I'll crank it up to 11.

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 Рік тому

      @@brody3166 it doesnt make me upset? It's the same as getting someone's name wrong, I'm just letting people know. Maybe you should rethink your life if you're intentionally being a jerk just because someone corrected you.
      Edit: Plus you cant say "they hate people like me" without giving any context.

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 Рік тому

      @@pennyforyourthots there's nothing wrong with "intelligent design", it's just annoying that some people think the earth cant move without everyone dying.

  • @Hansolyopeeps
    @Hansolyopeeps 2 роки тому +3

    You know what really pisses me off? Adams City High School was on the news because “We’re starving”.
    As a former student of the school, I can confirm that prior to this every kid was entitled to one free meal. She complained that they close before feeding everyone and she did take video of them closing shop as well as empty vending machines. The best part is, she had lunch A and I had lunch B. I never had to miss a lunch because they “ran out of food”. You could make the point that they close early to make sure they have enough meals for b, but they had enough lunches to feed everyone. I’m not sure what happened after this as Covid hit so we went fully online.

  • @silentmonke9086
    @silentmonke9086 2 роки тому +2

    I applaud you for actually pronouncing Porsche right, thank you good sir

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 2 роки тому +2

    That asthma joke had me rolling I’m a chronic asthmatic
    I LOVE that bit where robin went British about Margret thstcher
    I wish robin would do that with my twitter

  • @markbrown4290
    @markbrown4290 2 роки тому +3

    God, just when I thought I could escape the cobbler

  • @heavy-volt2682
    @heavy-volt2682 Рік тому +4

    8:23
    THIS GUY is a CEO of Rational Software, corporation sold in 1994 for equivalent of today’s US$3.1 billion to IBM, developed Booch method(search in wiki) and together with Ivar Jacobson and James Rumbaugh developed Unified Modeling Language (UML)
    I’m genuinely surprised guy have time to post in tweeter

  • @temmie9430
    @temmie9430 2 роки тому +2

    3:17
    People who say kids dont deserve food have a purpose!
    They are the food.

  • @Carlyndra™
    @Carlyndra™ 2 роки тому

    14:50
    This little squeak of shock was hilarious, thank you

  • @chefboiarby304
    @chefboiarby304 2 роки тому +4

    7:09 Pretty sure it's NEWS because it's North East South West. I could be wrong, but that's what I remember being taught.

    • @Br3ttM
      @Br3ttM 2 роки тому +3

      I think it's "news" because it is "new" information. The direction thing sounds like a backronym.

  • @isapu1948
    @isapu1948 2 роки тому +5

    4:40
    The French also call it zed

  • @Saefogeo
    @Saefogeo 9 місяців тому

    The fact that the nick of that guy ranting about PTO is "@privilegelog" and his profile picture is Scrooge McDuck using a bill to light up his cigar is just the icing on the cake *chef kiss*

  • @yourelocalratgirl9773
    @yourelocalratgirl9773 Рік тому +2

    3:12 YOU 👏🏼 GUYS 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 PAYING 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 LUNCH 👏🏼

    • @carlos_did_a_thing
      @carlos_did_a_thing Рік тому +1

      YES 👏🏼 WE 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 FOOD 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 SUCKS 👏🏼

    • @yourelocalratgirl9773
      @yourelocalratgirl9773 Рік тому

      @@carlos_did_a_thing THAT 👏🏼 SOUNDS 👏🏼 LIKE 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 PUBLIC 👏🏼 SCHOOL 👏🏼 PROBLEM 👏🏼

  • @lunalumanis4117
    @lunalumanis4117 2 роки тому +4

    11:00 man just stated a fact and people are mad about it.

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Рік тому +3

    0:28 - Hmmmmm. I guess this exchange illustrates why you should check that your post is based on reality rather than that really vivid dream you had last night.

  • @mechengr1731
    @mechengr1731 2 роки тому +4

    I would like to add an addendum to the pto one:
    Saying "sometimes you shouldn't take pto" is one side of the spectrum, but just taking off anytime and saying screw it to your boss is the other. Not bc you should care about your employer, but bc it hurts your coworkers.
    There is a middle guys. Now, my advice is for certain jobs, but depending on your job, it might not apply. But its good to keep in mind.
    1) try and schedule off well in advance. Obviously, this isn't always possible. But try and schedule as far in advance as you can. This gives your employer enough time to plan for your absence.
    2) At my job, we're assigned drawings to work sometimes weeks in advance. There's also a scheduler. Whenever I plan to go on vacation, I inform the scheduler and remind my bosses in the two weeks leading up to my vacation time. This gives the scheduler enough time to reassign the work for the week of my vacation and my supervisors can assist her. I also try not to leave any work done that will have to be picked up by my coworkers during my absence. Im not doing this for my employer or my bosses. Im doing this bc I respect my coworkers, who also have already full schedules.

  • @averyannoyingindividual3808
    @averyannoyingindividual3808 2 роки тому +6

    17:40 WHY TF IS HE AT 4% BATTERY WTF

  • @angiefluffybootz_
    @angiefluffybootz_ 2 роки тому +7

    Damn ive never been this early. Amazing as always Emkay

  • @thecrimsonmonarch4113
    @thecrimsonmonarch4113 2 роки тому +9

    Just out of curiosity, have you ever looked at r/exmormon? I found it on accident and the community is pretty cool. Mostly just bashing against the church's ideals and things, but the people are cool

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Рік тому +1

    It's called _'PERSONAL_ Time Off', I'll take it whenever I want.

  • @holysheet07
    @holysheet07 2 роки тому +1

    I respect the lightsaber ignition sound as a censor sound.