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  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 роки тому +14135

    The roast in my head: *r/murderedbywords*
    Me when I tried to talk it out: *r/ihadastroke*

  • @miibrawler
    @miibrawler 3 роки тому +7800

    Yeah my favorite excercise: jumping to conclusions

    • @eek4179
      @eek4179 3 роки тому +154

      Boing

    • @sakxvii
      @sakxvii 3 роки тому +230

      if you do it enough, you could get muscles

    • @coromo4978
      @coromo4978 3 роки тому +76

      really gets the leg muscles working

    • @quantum9964
      @quantum9964 3 роки тому +108

      No way! My mom does it all the time!

    • @DNWII
      @DNWII 3 роки тому +41

      jumping into conclusion is skipping time but less amazing

  • @Sirperfluous
    @Sirperfluous 2 роки тому +470

    I really liked what you had to say about Christianity in this one. Sometimes I hear Christian bashing comments in these vids and that's a bit sad but I was really happy to hear you call out people who try to use the Bible to justify their hate and prejudice. The literal Christ himself said straight up: RULE NUMBER ONE is love each other.

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 2 роки тому +42

      I agree with your point, but Rule Number One is love GOD. Rule Number *Two* is love each other.
      "Teacher, which commandment is the greatest in the Law?"
      Jesus declared, "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments." --Matthew 22:36-40
      The thing is, if we're correctly aligned with God, then we feel the same way He feels about humanity. And He is aware of just how bad humanity is... and yet, He sent His Son to die on our behalf, taking away the penalty for our sins. ALL sins. Yes, even *those* sins. All sins have been covered, once and for all.
      The Bible even says to love other people the way that Jesus loves them, which is an *incredibly* high standard of behavior. "God is not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to Him."
      So yes: The people who use the Bible as an excuse to hate people may be *believers* (having believed in the salvation message) but they aren't *Christians* (followers of Christ, choosing to amend their behavior to follow His example). Those are different. We tend to use the term "Christian" to mean "believers" but it's a higher standard of behavior, and distinctly *not* a license to make worse the lives of those around you.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 2 роки тому +26

      I always put it as:
      A true Christian is more concerned with the management of their own sins than those of others.
      The sins of another shouldn't matter enough to a Christian to be hated. None of us are clean, and all of us are sinners, so none of us deserve to sit in judgement.

    • @niccolopaganini1782
      @niccolopaganini1782 2 роки тому +3

      Rule no. 2 is to love each other, rule no. one is to love God. That is a significant order to mess up. Agreed for the other parts though.

    • @acon70
      @acon70 2 роки тому +7

      @@GuukanKitsune As a Christian, I agree. I think it’s sad how people use the Bible to justify their racist beliefs, when they don’t even know the Ten Commandments. It’s really sad.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 2 роки тому +7

      @@acon70 Especially since Christ's entire message boils down, in most laconic form, to 'Try your best not to sin. You're gonna fail. But if you are TRYING, God will not condemn you for it because He knows you can't succeed. "
      Especially since the Ten Commandments are the only rules God is strict about. The rest He is flexible about, according to Christ. And even the Ten, in certain situation, God will forgive.

  • @Nekyomi
    @Nekyomi Рік тому +112

    0:50 this really hit me like a truck, I never realized how terrible my mother was and always used my absent dad as an example of a "what terrible person is like"

  • @Fartastix42
    @Fartastix42 3 роки тому +7874

    I appreciate the distinction of hiding behind the Bible and being a Christian thank you my guy

    • @ethancollinsworth3927
      @ethancollinsworth3927 3 роки тому +411

      yeah idk why some christians will take everything in the bible as fact, its a historical book and i believe it is very important and true, but it wasnt written by god, but by imperfect people, and some idiots treat it like everything in it is 100% true and undisputable. (i see why some people on reddit dislike christians but 90% of them are just “racist” or whatever the religious equivalent of that is, had a guy tell me he actively discriminates against christians and had like 500 upvotes i got downvotes to hell)
      Edit: To clear up some confusion, if you didn’t realize, I’m not saying the bible isn’t true (as a christian whether or not you believe it is irrelevant) I’m saying people love to misinterpret the bible to justify their own means. People that want to be anti vax will look for proofs that prove them right not wrong. The same thing happens with christians, you can’t prove yourself right, someone else has to do it for you.

    • @castorsdoodliez
      @castorsdoodliez 3 роки тому +352

      yeah, like im an atheist but believing in it is fine. but like please let ppl live their lives and dont tell them they cant because of a dusty ass book

    • @fortnut-bad
      @fortnut-bad 3 роки тому +157

      @@ethancollinsworth3927 and most of the things that are written in it are just plain wrong (not talking about all the God shenanigans, these cant be proven true or false), the Bible can almost be considered a fictional book. It was rewritten at least 3 times, and there are many discrepancies in it in general. I do not understand who just says "the Bible says this so this must be true", probably haven't even read the Bible or one of its books.
      Oh yea i am not christian btw, i am saying all this because we are studying the discrepancies in the bible to analyze its historial context

    • @hannahvasby-burnie2477
      @hannahvasby-burnie2477 3 роки тому +293

      Yeah I mean I'm a Christian that believes the Bible was inspired by God, but people often forget that there is a thing called ✨ context ✨ and that you shouldn't hide behind random verses to be rude to others and put people down. God said love your neighbor after all

    • @Fartastix42
      @Fartastix42 3 роки тому +106

      @@castorsdoodliez I can agree with you on some levels, and the “Christians” featured in this video are the holier than thou kind, and even in the Bible it says that those people are going to Hell to put it bluntly and simplified. Please know that the majority of Christian are genuinely trying to help whether or not the Bible is nonfiction.

  • @ThumbsandfingersRequired
    @ThumbsandfingersRequired 3 роки тому +4438

    Mozart was technically a pre-composer, then he was a composer and now he is a Decomposer

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +42

      Good one
      XD

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 3 роки тому +36

      I have nothing

    • @user-hx5mf6lb5s
      @user-hx5mf6lb5s 3 роки тому +113

      and im gonna be a cumposer when i get a shovel

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 3 роки тому +25

      *Shut*

    • @justaguy8216
      @justaguy8216 3 роки тому +43

      I should get Bach to practicing my puns in a Cage to Handel and beat yours

  • @dudeguy1894
    @dudeguy1894 2 роки тому +38

    "I'm starting to lose interest in the dog, so why's my puppy so clingy?"
    You literally answered your own question with the first half of that sentence.

  • @Mac..266
    @Mac..266 2 роки тому +13

    Story time that nobody asked for:
    One of my dogs, Luna, is an extremely clingy pit bull. She is 3 now, but when she was 1 or so, we think she got lost and couldnt find her way back or someone stole her. I think someone stole her and tried to make her have puppies (cause she is a beautiful dog). She was missing for 2 months and we thought she was dead! Until one day the water tower guy spotted her and told us where she was at. Ever since we found her, she has had bad seperation anxiety and refuses to leave me.
    Dogs get clingy for different reasons- dont be THAT person to lose interest in them because of that

  • @koalaray_sketches
    @koalaray_sketches 3 роки тому +2133

    11:06 My church pastor did an entire lesson on not using the Bible as an excuse to hate on others. About half of the people in the audience just went dead silent as the realization of their dumbassery set in. And the pastor laughed and was like “Yea, I see some of you out there. You’re starting to realize what you’ve been doing.” It was amazing.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 роки тому +250

      That's the problem with Christians of today. They forget that Jesus loved all, despite their pasts. We must do the same. Love the sinner, despite the sin. Can't say why people don't get it yet

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 роки тому +162

      Oh damn they got called out haaaaard. I hope that opened their eyes and they became better people.

    • @ventusargentum9957
      @ventusargentum9957 2 роки тому +117

      It's undoubtedly a problem. But people don't want to hear the harsh truth. We're supposed to treat everyone equally. Even if they choose not to follow the same beliefs as we do.

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 роки тому +83

      That is one awesome pastor. Thanks for restoring some of my faith in humanity.

    • @Woodsnat
      @Woodsnat 2 роки тому +55

      Yeah that jesus guy was pretty clear on what he stood for

  • @Beurr3
    @Beurr3 3 роки тому +2645

    It pains me as a christian to see the rude 'christian' people saying those.

    • @jonathanali2799
      @jonathanali2799 3 роки тому +206

      Yep and they give the good christians a bad name

    • @nobody_drawz4807
      @nobody_drawz4807 3 роки тому +197

      You have no idea how much you and other Christians such as yourself really are a breath of fresh air.

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 3 роки тому +61

      @@nobody_drawz4807 Facts right here

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 3 роки тому +65

      It warms my heart to see others who feel the same way.
      This comment really made my day (or night rather) so I hope you have a good day as well.

    • @kiddiestrangler
      @kiddiestrangler 3 роки тому +108

      Yeah, I'm a Christian too and I'm not homophobic or anything else to hate other people for who they are. One of Gods' rules are to not judge others, so homophobic Christians are going against God. I hate it when other Christians like those people who say "wEll tHE BiBle SAyS iT" because not every Christian is like that. People can be whoever they wanna be. I don't mind if someone's Atheist either or any other religion because they can believe whatever they want. Homophobic Christians are basically saying that people will go to Hell just because they like someone who's the same gender as them, wtf is that bullcrap? Anyway I better stop talking before this becomes like 300000000000000000000000 paragraphs long

  • @shialtin
    @shialtin 2 роки тому +69

    Even on repeat, I've had so many 'punch-the-air"YES!"' moments watching this video, even on repeat viewings.
    Robin, I love you and your righteous indignation.

  • @asifrahman60
    @asifrahman60 2 роки тому +17

    "How come we're rejected constantly compared to each other, pitted against each other and pretty much just accept this and move on, but the second.."
    She went off.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 роки тому +2

      @@dingustm617 no... _calling_ that a fight just because it's the only accepted angle is gonna turn Earth into fucking Miranda from _Serenity..._

    • @Luciferthekingofpurgitory
      @Luciferthekingofpurgitory Рік тому

      She was speaking lies and bullshit

  • @mollusckscramp4124
    @mollusckscramp4124 3 роки тому +1510

    That guy who thought the puppy was "clingy" is a monster lol wtf

    • @ghostofthemoon
      @ghostofthemoon 3 роки тому +105

      Him calling the puppy clingy isn't monstrous that's the best part of puppies. him wanting to rehome it because it is clingy is monstrous.

    • @Shahzad-ss1jq
      @Shahzad-ss1jq 3 роки тому +10

      @@ghostofthemoon yeah he should get a dog that's independent and doesn't need him for that much

    • @phowing1558
      @phowing1558 3 роки тому +63

      @@Shahzad-ss1jq Nononono, he doesnt deserve a dog...

    • @user-gt6kn8xm3t
      @user-gt6kn8xm3t 3 роки тому +10

      He’s gotta be the most boring person. I hate boring people.

    • @janetknab9303
      @janetknab9303 3 роки тому +8

      GIVE THIS DOG A BILLIONAIRE OWNER

  • @billcypher7286
    @billcypher7286 3 роки тому +2993

    Cultural appropriation for dummies:
    Cultural APPRECIATION is like wearing a band shirt to show respect for a dead band member
    Cultural APPROPRIATION is like wearing an army uniform when you're not in the army

  • @TRR_Chaos
    @TRR_Chaos 3 роки тому +24

    9:00 honestly, I think it’s just both sides, we both as men and women need to learn to love each other no matter Abbas we look like

  • @Greeenmaan
    @Greeenmaan 3 роки тому +58

    11:03 I am a Christian But I respect these people because all people should be treated the same so Don’t treat people poorly but treat them like they are yourself

    • @Craxin01
      @Craxin01 2 роки тому +2

      Almost like you actually know what the letters WWJD actually mean, as opposed to the ones wearing the gaudiest crucifix and a beaded bracelet yelling "God hates fags," at soldier's funerals.

    • @toddynfake6769
      @toddynfake6769 2 роки тому +2

      Wait, so....if a person is masochist, they would treat everyone else like....im not gonna ask, nevermind :)

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 Рік тому +1

      @@toddynfake6769 rabbit hole so deep it reached hell

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 роки тому +441

    It's all fun and games until the kid in the wheelchair stands up and actually starts exercising.

    • @mrantler2310
      @mrantler2310 3 роки тому +28

      He need exercise after sitting in a wheelchair for so long

    • @eek4179
      @eek4179 3 роки тому +2

      I'm just replying to everything

    • @Maneplix
      @Maneplix 3 роки тому

      I like how I found you here

    • @prest01
      @prest01 3 роки тому +19

      imagine someone telling a kid in a wheelchair "yOU nEEd tO gEt ExErcIcE"
      then the kid stands up and starts doing pushups

    • @eptix1707
      @eptix1707 3 роки тому +4

      @@prest01 LOL

  • @Cynthia139
    @Cynthia139 3 роки тому +392

    4:58 are we just pretending the person replying "fork" wasnt a british person that thought they meant fries?

    • @georgebisby652
      @georgebisby652 3 роки тому +15

      Exactly

    • @fortnut-bad
      @fortnut-bad 3 роки тому +4

      Crisps

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 3 роки тому +16

      Using chopsticks to eat chips (or as people with English as a second language like to say "fries") is also a good idea. Especially when you get said chips from the Chinese takeway and thus kill two birds with one stone.

    • @Cynthia139
      @Cynthia139 3 роки тому +6

      @@derkylos fork

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 роки тому +8

      Funnily enough, we call both "chips" in Australia.

  • @briennabradley
    @briennabradley Рік тому +8

    Reminder: Noone is entitled to a partner. You gotta earn that shit like everyone else.

  • @TH3_S4LMON
    @TH3_S4LMON Рік тому +3

    at 22 most of my peers are
    -financing new cars
    -traveling every week
    -getting drunk every week
    while me at 22 is
    -not 22 yet

  • @ratpilled
    @ratpilled 3 роки тому +582

    This isn't murdered by words, it's more of a
    *"I am smarter than you so eat it you pleb"*

    • @fallenangeldraco3778
      @fallenangeldraco3778 3 роки тому +25

      That's usually all it boils down to, the trick is to turn it into a nice, satisfying thing to share with the internet

    • @enel-eating
      @enel-eating 3 роки тому +16

      Cheese

    • @ratpilled
      @ratpilled 3 роки тому +11

      @@enel-eating I wish to form an alliance to become CHEESE CONE

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah.. I kinda wish that this subreddit could get out of the politics and go back to dumb insults about trivial topics.

    • @tsutsu7357
      @tsutsu7357 3 роки тому

      @@enel-eating very nice

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 роки тому +667

    1:31
    amazon: exists
    twitter: TACTICAL NUKE
    *a company that doesn’t let your workers unionize*

    • @eek4179
      @eek4179 3 роки тому +2

      Hello w

    • @ashtheskelton1901
      @ashtheskelton1901 3 роки тому +1

      w

    • @melorawr1608
      @melorawr1608 3 роки тому +11

      A bit unrelated, but at an amazon fulfillment center our whiteboard for writing our "voice of the associates" was erased entirely when someone wrote "we should unionize*

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @nendoscantflip6
      @nendoscantflip6 3 роки тому

      TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND: 00 : 21

  • @DisorderlySpud
    @DisorderlySpud 2 роки тому +28

    9:25
    "Men have high beauty standards for women"
    Me looking at my girlfriend requirements:
    -Speaks English
    -Is a female (optional)
    High standards folks

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 роки тому +10

      Never understood how people can seriously think the guys who don't fit in on reddit's r/incels somehow all have standards beyond reason.
      Like, yeah, we don't wanna date someone who's extremely unhealthy, but there's a big difference between 10lbs above average and 100lbs, and believe it or not, most guys will compromise.
      Most guys literally poke fun at their standards being:
      must be alive
      Must be woman
      Like, the only people who actually believe even half of all men have these rediculpusly high standards are either misinformed or unwilling to even attempt to be healthy.
      Like, when it's socially acceptable to say "he ain't a real man" for something a guy literally can't control, such as being under 6'2, while it's considered bigotry to tell a 300lb woman to lose weight, the simple fact is, it isn't men's standards that are unreasonable.

    • @cheuxfes
      @cheuxfes 2 роки тому

      @@kinorris1709 yeah as a trans man ima have to say that’s complete bullshit. my entire life i’ve been held to an absurd physical standards to find a lover (skinny but curvy, thick thighs, big boobs, flat belly, thigh gap, short, long hair, flawless skin) not to mention the standards men have for a female’s behavior, opinions, ambitions. i’ve been harassed numerous times by men i would never in a million years be interested in because i don’t fit their personal standards for beauty. and you know what? they ALWAYS get away with it. because females are still seen as an asset to a man by a huge portion of the population. it took me 17 years to learn that someone else’s love isn’t what i should strive for, it’s the love i have for myself. sure, some women don’t want to date short guys, or fat guys or whatever, but until abt 100-150 years ago *women had no choice at all in who they were in a relationship with*. a small sect of women being picky about their standards does not nor will ever outweigh the oppression us as men have put onto them for the majority of human existence

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 2 роки тому

      @@kinorris1709 first off nobody likes pick me girls who have height requirements. They suck just as much as incels.
      But secondly there's like an entire industry built around telling men that woman are terrible and they require manipulation to "score with". Last I checked there want a thriving industry of pick up artist woman lol

    • @jordanhasch2544
      @jordanhasch2544 Рік тому +3

      If it's optional, you can count me in.

    • @robbinhud7716
      @robbinhud7716 Рік тому +2

      @@jordanhasch2544 yessir😏

  • @LassBisharp
    @LassBisharp 2 роки тому +6

    15:31 my favorite part of the whole video.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 3 роки тому +771

    Murderedbywords is one of the most satisfying subreddits out there. Not THE most, but one of them.

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 3 роки тому +9

      I agree with you.

    • @spitzeer
      @spitzeer 3 роки тому +6

      It hurts to see some of the victims be so stupid though ngl

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +10

      But it’s also infuriating because the people who get murdered by words refuse to see the truth.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 3 роки тому +1

      @@BananaWasTaken I'd like to think it's at least a start for a change for some of them.

    • @qua_xor3348
      @qua_xor3348 3 роки тому +1

      Soon enough it will become r/rareinsults its gonna be *rare* to find something funny

  • @demons2987
    @demons2987 3 роки тому +545

    “Not to be that guy but...”
    Proceeds to be “that guy”

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry 3 роки тому +28

      "Im not racist but...."

    • @itsfry6841
      @itsfry6841 3 роки тому +25

      @@LordDarthHarry proceeds to be racist

    • @Akira-Touzen
      @Akira-Touzen 3 роки тому +16

      I'm not gay but...

    • @itsfry6841
      @itsfry6841 3 роки тому +14

      @@Akira-Touzen proceeds to be gay

    • @tix2260
      @tix2260 3 роки тому +13

      I’m not a douchebag but...

  • @zacharyfredricksen1381
    @zacharyfredricksen1381 Рік тому +11

    To be honest, when I attended university I had several group assignments with Chinese students. A couple spoke English proficiently, some spoke it well enough but suffered the course work due the language barrier, and some more spoke it very poorly and relied on the more proficient speakers to translate for them. Also, yeah I went to some mediocre university that no one has heard about. Nonetheless I enjoyed engaging with said students and learning more about their culture and opinions of the world. I just felt bad for the students who couldn't have performed as well as they could have because of the course work being in their second or third language. Also, I found at that they were very susceptible to getting exploited by employers, I was always eager to look into their worker rights and help them.

  • @fatal_3rror404
    @fatal_3rror404 2 роки тому +6

    10:53 *Cracks knuckles*
    The bible says eating bacon and lobster is a sin, don't forget about cutting the sides of your hair is a sin, oh clothing made out of mixed fabrics? Yeah, that's a sin. Oh, tattoos and trimming the edges of a beard is a sin. Two different kinds of seeds in a field is also a sin.
    Oh, here is the best part, the bible, 1 Timothy 2 : 12, says that a woman is not to hold any position of authority and is to stay quiet. But clearly god only ment that one part. There are 2 more, but I don't think UA-cam would let me say that.

    • @MetalAcrean
      @MetalAcrean 2 роки тому

      You mean the part where the husband is meant to love his wife as Christ loved his church, also known as be willing to die for her?
      Or the part that most of those restrictions only apply to ancient hebrews?
      Of course you're an atheist, only those people take pride in their ignorance and try to teach other people their own religion.

  • @ireallycouldntcareanymore7702
    @ireallycouldntcareanymore7702 3 роки тому +320

    "Everyone tried to kill me this is the industry"
    Well it looks like your cousin was in the industry cause you killed him

  • @jaelurrabazo8122
    @jaelurrabazo8122 3 роки тому +297

    "Stop ruining other peoples happiness" who ever typed that is a good man or women

  • @stuckbiscuit3796
    @stuckbiscuit3796 Рік тому +2

    The 3rd meme is literally "while you were having sex. I was studying THE BLADE!" But a different brand of neck beard lmao

  • @abovethemist1412
    @abovethemist1412 2 роки тому +4

    6:32 damn satan be really spitting bars

  • @infamousutensil4006
    @infamousutensil4006 3 роки тому +161

    The rejection one doesn't relate to me at all, never had a girl ask me out, and probably never will

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 3 роки тому +13

      For the sake of those girls, thank you.

    • @kiyoko5474
      @kiyoko5474 3 роки тому

      @@skyraider87 😆🤣😂

    • @infamousutensil4006
      @infamousutensil4006 3 роки тому +7

      @@skyraider87 I don't know if I should hate you for this or not-

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 3 роки тому +3

      @@infamousutensil4006 you have my permission to use this.

    • @oddstore.629
      @oddstore.629 3 роки тому

      @@skyraider87
      Ouch.

  • @thatonekaydo8569
    @thatonekaydo8569 3 роки тому +429

    “Like a tablet or a gaming console or a f*cking ROCK”
    Me: but I give my rock lots of attention 🥰🪨

    • @VioletVaniaComposer
      @VioletVaniaComposer 3 роки тому +17

      As you should

    • @luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974
      @luqmanulhakimbincheabdulha7974 3 роки тому +7

      Name it rockensin

    • @cesar6004
      @cesar6004 3 роки тому +11

      It’s covered in sprinkles because your brother remembers to feed it

    • @xingqiu2010
      @xingqiu2010 3 роки тому +11

      I have a pet rock his name is ryuk and he loves apples :D

    • @Rakaszta
      @Rakaszta 3 роки тому +6

      man, stick wobbly eyes on a toaster and give it a name, and people will protect it with their lives

  • @TheMadRatKing
    @TheMadRatKing Рік тому +2

    14:42 just makes me think of that funny line of the bible where people try to make the same excuse about women covering themselves.
    "If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
    And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell."
    Mathew 5: 29-30, English Standard Version

  • @therealboomshlamian700
    @therealboomshlamian700 Рік тому +1

    The first one. Bro I’m imagining people in wheel chairs just going up stairs by lifting themselves up with their arms

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 роки тому +140

    I am a Born Christian and I have not ONCE in my entire LIFE seen a line that says "Don't be Gay" or "Use me as an excuse for anything you like even though I literally say nothing about it if not OUTRIGHT GO AGAINST IT" in the Bible

    • @blockhead134
      @blockhead134 3 роки тому +27

      There are actually 2 verses directly against homosexuality in the earlier books. However, there are also 2 verses heavily suggesting that 2 very important biblical figures (Ruth/Naomi and David/Jonathan) were gay/bisexual and there is no mention of this beyond that. Likely, homosexuality was very bad when the people writing the bible were in a nation that was tiny and constantly under threat of death by starvation or war, and they stopped caring after they were secure in their kingdoms.

    • @webkarma9654
      @webkarma9654 3 роки тому +18

      @@lulolie I just think of it like how state law can't go against federal law, in this case state law being people and federal law being God and the 10 Commandments. And saying gays should be killed for being gay goes against the "Treat other how you would treat yourself" Commandment.

    • @altacc.1206
      @altacc.1206 3 роки тому +11

      yeah, i think they're just using the bible to be rude to people and it's pretty disheartening.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 3 роки тому +1

      @WebKarma so you take only the Ten Commandments as god’s word in the sermon on the mount, coolio

    • @BennettPlayz
      @BennettPlayz 3 роки тому +7

      @@lulolie what.

  • @adamhaubert
    @adamhaubert 3 роки тому +245

    I... am just so grateful to have parents that at least don’t give a shįt if I play video games.... like..... that’s a lot better than what others have to deal with

    • @sonchae22
      @sonchae22 3 роки тому

      You have nice parents

    • @adamhaubert
      @adamhaubert 3 роки тому +11

      @@sonchae22 Not nice, but not the absolute worst

    • @sonchae22
      @sonchae22 3 роки тому

      @@adamhaubert i feel you.

    • @cephalonwolf8422
      @cephalonwolf8422 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah I count myself lucky to have been able to play video games and not have a completely crazy family. Video games are something I've always been very passionate about since my grandpa introduced me to them when I was like 3 years old and you know that saying if you love what you do you never work a day in your life, in this day and age it really is possible for people to make a living off of video games in various ways and hey if there's a possibility I can make a living doing something I love rather than working in one of the many terrible factories around here then that sounds like something worth trying.

    • @adamhaubert
      @adamhaubert 3 роки тому +6

      @@cephalonwolf8422 Well, I hope you get really big one day! I hope the best for you!!! I even subscribed! I’ll check out your videos!! But I really do wish the best for you because I can tell you do really enjoy games

  • @samchop157
    @samchop157 2 роки тому +2

    Just the quote
    “How many countries are you illegal in?”

  • @sarahisatitagain
    @sarahisatitagain Рік тому +3

    16:42 Chinese people tend to write very well in English but usually speak very little or some sounds are difficult to understand or say. But to their credit if it was a western going to China we would probably not speak well because their tones are insanely hard..

  • @ThomasThings
    @ThomasThings 3 роки тому +311

    It's so wholesome how Robin is always super constructive with his response to fanart, it makes me happy.

  • @BlueAnimatedArt
    @BlueAnimatedArt 3 роки тому +380

    See my honor, I only killed him with words.
    Lawyer: You can’t call your knife “words”.

    • @quinnjustice9038
      @quinnjustice9038 2 роки тому +10

      But why not

    • @Nickwilde7755
      @Nickwilde7755 2 роки тому +19

      @@quinnjustice9038 He didn’t sign the name change document

    • @krzem
      @krzem 2 роки тому +19

      r/murderedbyknife

    • @vehicleunhandler
      @vehicleunhandler 2 роки тому +2

      Spits out words formed into a kmife

    • @arafe.1012
      @arafe.1012 2 роки тому +2

      Y not, i got an anvil and named it words

  • @metalclawsteelheart
    @metalclawsteelheart Рік тому +1

    9:50 judging from the fact that they're on discord,I'm guessing he responded with "250 for warcrimes,the other 6 for terrorism"

  • @CatacombD
    @CatacombD 2 роки тому +23

    For the "irish schooling" bit, I know that the final response by the Irish person was supposed to be the "murdered by words," bit, but the other guy's response had way more impact.
    "In school in Ireland we just learn about all the ways the brits terrorised and destroyed our culture"
    "Ah that's a shame, they should really find room for maths and stuff." - absolutely savage.

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 3 роки тому +494

    If I ask a girl out and she says she’s not interested, and my friend says “give him a chance.” “He’s a nice guy.” I’m going to slap my friend and apologize on their behalf.

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 3 роки тому +5

      Fair

    • @gamerulnugamer4727
      @gamerulnugamer4727 3 роки тому +25

      but you should tell your friend before you go out with him somewhere because at least warn him not to do that,if you slap him without warning or informing him it would be rude

    • @whydoyoudothistome4022
      @whydoyoudothistome4022 3 роки тому +27

      lol that's true. if i ask a guy out, i'm not bout to beg for a chance. if i get rejected imma just have to deal with it.

    • @accountlol7409
      @accountlol7409 3 роки тому +5

      @@gamerulnugamer4727 how would you know he’s gonna do that...

    • @gamerulnugamer4727
      @gamerulnugamer4727 3 роки тому +4

      @@accountlol7409 just in case

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +74

    "You don't know how mu-"
    Let me stop you right there. If someone isn't mentally prepared for a relationship of any kind, don't try to force it onto someone. I have made that mistake in the past but I have also accepted my classmate's reasoning because they just didn't vibe with me. Trust me, I felt like a douche and questioned whether I truly was a good person, but I accepted the fact that we were just too different and that I have other friends that do vibe with me, despite my flaws and eccentricities.
    Overall, I am so glad that the quote "You don't know how much this hurts" has never crossed my mind for even a second, even if I felt slightly empty. Because a person's comfort should always be more important than any feelings you may have for them, friendship-based or otherwise. Thank you and goodnight.

  • @hedge248
    @hedge248 2 роки тому +7

    11:10 This is 100% true, the amount of stuff I see about people like that is disgusting and ruins our reputation so much.

  • @lfclegend7327
    @lfclegend7327 Рік тому +2

    The fact you didn't generalize people who hide behind out of context verses of the Bible and Christians really means a lot and says a lot about the remaining good people in today's society. It shows that even though we don't have the same views on everything, we don't have to rival each other and can just be one community instead of 350 million individual Americans. So thank you for that Robin.

  • @toa00067
    @toa00067 3 роки тому +492

    Emkay: **posts a video**
    Me: You see, i am a simple man. When my favorite channel posts something, i click fast.

  • @bv_2028
    @bv_2028 3 роки тому +49

    *The fact that Gordon Ramsay isn't in this subreddit*

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 3 роки тому +7

      hmmm

    • @bv_2028
      @bv_2028 3 роки тому +4

      @@thatoneotheridiot3361
      👁️👄👁️ Oh my--

    • @falsely48
      @falsely48 3 роки тому +5

      @@thatoneotheridiot3361
      Hey look it’s me at 3am after putting cheese on cheese

    • @fatherpucci1675
      @fatherpucci1675 3 роки тому +2

      @@falsely48 Rordern Gamsay

    • @bv_2028
      @bv_2028 3 роки тому +1

      @يا تغريد ايها العصافير well

  • @doomeddigs7292
    @doomeddigs7292 2 роки тому +2

    Your speech about conservative "Christians" using the Bible as a means of judging the LGBTQ community hit me in the face, with the equivalent of an 18-wheeler at Mach 10. You sir, have earned my respect, and my subscription.

  • @HurricaneSilent
    @HurricaneSilent 2 роки тому +1

    Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac. Melbourne resident Lee savage checked his burger to see if it included the extra pickles he ordered

  • @benadrylsmoke5481
    @benadrylsmoke5481 3 роки тому +222

    Yknow i never... fully understood the difference between cultural appreciation and appropriation. i know it sounds silly and i knew they were different, but the comparison between a war bonnet and creole clothes really helped. glad i learned something while binge watching these videos dngngn

    • @SherlockHolmes000
      @SherlockHolmes000 3 роки тому +13

      Cultural appropriation is when someone is uppity because people give attention to their culture. Take Native Americans, they are a defeated people that spend much of their time living in a semi-socialist nation under the thumb of tribal leaders that make all of the money off of casinos, while peddling what remains of their culture to tourists. Then white people get angry at other white people when the latter wear some out-dated and irrelevant native garb. Such is life in the modern world where people hold contests to see who can be more offended.

    • @mauragetskitty
      @mauragetskitty 2 роки тому +2

      yeah it helped me too lol

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong 2 роки тому +18

      posted this elsewhere in the comment section. i think it works well here too. and i’m saying this as an indian-american, so the “white people yelling at other white people” thing is kinda incorrect. (although i agree that if you are white you should listen to the people you’re trying to defend bc sometimes you can do more harm than good)
      people just want you to treat their cultures with respect. that’s why it’s not right to put on a native headdress but it’s okay to wear everyday clothes. a normal guy wearing the headdress without earning it is disrespecting an important symbol of a culture that has been heavily beat down and genocided and generally treated like absolute garbage. that’s why it’s not okay.
      it’s like, we’ve taken everything from these people. why do you *have* to take this too? is it so hard to just. leave them alone??
      it’s really got nothing to do with hating white people. you guys just can’t stop making it about yourselves, can you? it’s about people treating the culture that you have worked so hard to keep alive like a joke. like, don’t you guys have anything important to you? imagine that. imagine someone taking something incredibly important to you, something you have struggled with your whole life to reconcile and be able to claim for yourself, and other people just stomp on it.
      cultural exchange is fine! appreciating others’ cultures is FINE! but in order to do that, you have to understand the culture and treat it with respect. that’s what appropriation misses.
      so like, instead of calling people snowflakes, comment section, and trying to act oppressed, you can just, like, have some empathy? is it that hard? really? to leave people alone? can’t you just stop? hasn’t enough been done?

    • @benadrylsmoke5481
      @benadrylsmoke5481 2 роки тому +1

      @@yourawfulhearttosong are you uh, responding directly to me or to the other people responding to my comment

    • @yourawfulhearttosong
      @yourawfulhearttosong 2 роки тому +3

      @@benadrylsmoke5481 oh dw lol, you’re not at fault. i just wanted to put this here to show my point of view, i don’t disagree w u

  • @ReinBelmont
    @ReinBelmont 3 роки тому +32

    3:18 Boomer: Can drive a 2 ton vehicle that requires coordinating all limbs at the same time.
    Also boomer: can't put a face mask on correctly.

    • @ReinBelmont
      @ReinBelmont 3 роки тому +1

      @Sufiya H. that's a sus claim but ok

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 3 роки тому +1

      @Sufiya H. pretty sure that's mostly boomers

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 3 роки тому +1

      Or *both*

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae Рік тому

    Jumping to conclusions should be an Olympic sport.

  • @seisogaijin3749
    @seisogaijin3749 2 роки тому +3

    17:37 hetroflexible and homoflexible are completely valid orientations. I get that it might seem silly to some people, but some people genuinely feel inbetween one gender and multigender attraction. rather by their attraction to a second gender beong exteremly limited, condional, or inconsistant. it is under the bi unbrella but is not truly bi, (kinda like pan, its under the unbrella but seprate) flexible its like bi with massive preferance to one gender.
    example of conditional: a straight dude falls in love with a woman, but it turns out she comes out as a trans man, but he finds he still likes him even though hes another guy. he doesn't like men in general, but he likes this man. thats hetroflexible
    example of limited/inconsistent: a woman likes men, only ever dreams of marrying men, but then meets this girl and think "wow she's pretty I would like to date her" she then panics and thinks, "am I bi?!", then desides to explore that, she reads gay love stories but that doesn't feel like her, she looks at other woman, but they don't really do anythibg for her. she doesn't feel bi at all, but she had experienced attraction to woman, she wants to pressue a hetero relationship, but is woman off the table? she guesses not if one whose nice asked her out she might be happy with that but she doesn't feel much towards woman. thats also hetroflexible.
    also the opposite can occur with people who experience almost intirely homosexual attraction, but ocassional hetrosexual attraction.
    hetroflexiblity isnt some sort of "I refuse to be called bi" or "ugh bi? no invalid, if you want to be with either your just flexible" like most people assume.

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces 9 місяців тому

      Being heteroflexible and homoflexible is what comes before bisexual but after bi-curious, in my straight interpretation at least.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 роки тому +166

    Okay but really Important "The Church Of Satan" (6:15) has probably one of the best chocolate cake recipes no joke it's amazing, it's also vegan but surprisingly tasty.

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 3 роки тому +2

      um, does it happen to be slightly, red?

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 3 роки тому +22

      @@Enderia2 I don't think so, pretty sure that's devils food cake

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 3 роки тому +2

      @@oligb1469 what

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 3 роки тому +6

      @@Enderia2 No It's not red

    • @firstnamelastname9701
      @firstnamelastname9701 3 роки тому +9

      @@Enderia2 add some blood and it will be

  • @xX_burn1ng_h0ll0w_Xx
    @xX_burn1ng_h0ll0w_Xx 3 роки тому +342

    Am I the only one that didn't notice that Emkay's intro is King Dice's theme from Cuphead.

  • @thefittoaster1764
    @thefittoaster1764 2 роки тому +1

    9:48 *crosses legs whilst smirking* "You have no idea"

  • @gothicart
    @gothicart 2 роки тому +2

    To be honest 'pulaou' is a dish and I laughed so hard when he said that he is 'pulaou'

  • @TGCPhilip
    @TGCPhilip 3 роки тому +175

    "not to be that guy"
    Huh.

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 3 роки тому +14

      aaaaand he's being *that* guy

    • @vlusky_husky
      @vlusky_husky 3 роки тому +19

      "I'm not racist but [insert something racist]"

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +91

    This entire subreddit is just me wanting to steal these
    Edit: well a lot of these are either educational or very specific so nuts to me.

  • @shubh5903
    @shubh5903 2 роки тому

    Finally, I had to scroll through 10 emkay videos to find a robin video

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 Рік тому +1

    The phrase respect your elders originated in a time where it took someone who was wiser and more intelligent than most to survive past their forties. In the modern world it is so easy to survive till your seventies and eighties that older people no longer deserve respect just for surviving to that age.

  • @bluefireiv
    @bluefireiv 3 роки тому +199

    I hate going through these because the misrepresentation of Christians in these is well, embarrassing. These people aren’t real Christians, and thank you for pointing that out. :)

    • @Reezy_Breezy
      @Reezy_Breezy 3 роки тому +21

      Listen, if you accuse someone of not supporting homosexuality by saying that they’re “not a real Christian” then you got some problems yourself buddy. People are allowed to not support people’s choices based on their religious principles. As a Christian, I want nothing to do with JoJo Siwa, James Charles, and Jeffery Star. I don’t support it. Does it mean I’ll go into the streets and call for violence upon them? Absolutely not. You people need to learn the difference between loving and supporting. Your parents don’t support every single choice that you make, doesn’t mean they don’t love you or won’t love you. I don’t support the choices of homosexuals and transgenders, but I will still show them kindness. Enlighten yourselves before you accuse someone of “not being a real Christian.”

    • @Neutral_Tired
      @Neutral_Tired 3 роки тому +10

      sadly, they're following the bible "man shall not lay with man, lest he be stoned". The problem is the bible is full of so much contradictory information that you have to choose whether to be a good person or not, you have to choose which parts to follow because it's impossible to follow them all

    • @selfish-mammal2845
      @selfish-mammal2845 3 роки тому +21

      @@Neutral_Tired actually a while back I read that man shall not lay with man could have been a mistranslation when the Bible was being first translated from Hebrew to English and could have been man shall not lay with boy referring to pedofelia not homosexuality. But like many things in the Bible they are up to you too define and so I still believe that it is your choice to make. And if you still choose to hate homosexuals then that is on you not the Bible or anything else.

    • @AX-ig3cd
      @AX-ig3cd 3 роки тому +17

      @@Reezy_Breezy it's one thing to not support but it's also ones place to judge either. That's on God

    • @gaybatgosqueak
      @gaybatgosqueak 3 роки тому

      No such thing as "real Christians"

  • @aphermion
    @aphermion 3 роки тому +58

    Yeah, I've had the "why don't you just give them a chance" discussion, in a way.
    I've heard "everyone can love everyone if they just tried hard enough", and I wasn't (and still am) not entirely sure if this person understood how that works.
    You shouldn't have to try to love somebody.
    This doesn't mean that you should leave your partner as soon as there are problems or the initial butterflies are gone.
    What I mean is, if you look at and talk to somebody and you're not attracted to them, love is simply not an option.
    Also, love or rather the lack thereof is not racist (yes, I've heard that one before, seriously),
    nor socially unacceptable, nor whatever some people come up with when they're feeling particularly creative.
    If they're not into somebody, then that's that. And that's also the end of what we need to know about another persons love life.
    When somebody is actively seeking to do harm, then yes, that's very much a problem, but simply being unable to love somebody because of certain qualities really is not an issue.
    Sometimes the reasons are superficial, whatever.
    But I sure as hell don't have influence over what I like and dislike, that's something my monkey brain decides for me.
    The same goes probably for a lot of other people, because last I checked I was human, too.
    If you're so open minded that everything goes, then great. I mean it. But it's not a contest and nobody has to live up to any standard, nor are we entitled to being loved.

    • @pikaqte5418
      @pikaqte5418 2 роки тому

      just because I'm pan doesn't make me legally obligated to date who the fuck ever. it means I CAN date anyone I am attracted to REGARDLESS of gender or orientation or sexuality. Whether we ACTUALLY date depends on the other party. it's like the idea that bisexuals cheat more. No they don't??? they have similar chances of being rejected, or, get this, NOT INTERESTED in men OR women like everyone else. like, because men like women they automatically have to date every woman? or every woman HAS to date every guy?? most people do not have this mindset. Like polyamory exists but you still wouldn't hook up with literally everyone regardless of looks or personality or anything.

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 Рік тому

      I agree that nobody is entitled to a relationship with someone, and just not liking somebody, for any number of reasons, is an entirely legitimate thing that should be respected. However, it does seem a bit ironic that she's bashing on men for never being interested in "a good personality", but she's also apparently turning guys down off the bat because she's "not attracted to them", presumably without even spending enough time with them to find out what their personality is even really like...
      I mean, if you're gonna be shallow and superficial, that is entirely your prerogative, but then don't try to call other people out for doing the same things you do...

  • @Seldomheardabout
    @Seldomheardabout 2 роки тому

    LASTS FOR LONGER, thats even more than as better then the way I was to say things wrong.

  • @traumatizedbysmile8399
    @traumatizedbysmile8399 2 роки тому +1

    Me when I see an EmKay video: *instantly clicks*
    Me when I see the first Reddit post being about Singapore: *proud sg noises*
    Me when it’s the bird narrating: *my life is complete*

  • @daniellemurnett2534
    @daniellemurnett2534 3 роки тому +34

    4:53 I'm pretty sure this is a difference in dialect, given that the British call french fries "chips", and the original wording doesn't make a clear enough distinction. It's perfectly reasonable to suggest eating french fries with a fork instead of chopsticks for them to last longer and not get your fingers greasy.

    • @NaHBrO733
      @NaHBrO733 3 роки тому +1

      yea this make sense, I just eat both with chopsticks😂

    • @jackthehacker05
      @jackthehacker05 2 роки тому

      Always annoyed me seeing that post on murdered by words, it’s just misunderstanding.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 3 роки тому +48

    2:17 I feel like "modern day snake-oil salesman" really is just a Karen or anti vaxxer trying to sell you essential oils

    • @eek4179
      @eek4179 3 роки тому

      K

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 3 роки тому +1

      Kinda? Essential oils can help with very minor things, like a simple stomach ache. Karen's make it out like if you drink it straight (don't ever do this; you'll be sent to the hospital) then you can't get cancer. Think as essential oils as eating a few veggies; helps with certain things, but can't stop you from getting a heart attack.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 3 роки тому +2

      @@ClownHoundII I wasn't dissing of essential oils I was dissing the miss use and the misrepresentation of essential oils, hell my family uses essential oils including me to have a better sleep with lavender

    • @ricegorm
      @ricegorm 3 роки тому

      @@ClownHoundII were you saying "Kinda?" as in "Kinda? It is snake oil!" or "Kinda? They're nothing alike!". I think it was the first one, but want to make sure

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 3 роки тому

      @@ricegorm Kinda is in they're nothing alike, but people treat them like instacures.

  • @alecschmidt3212
    @alecschmidt3212 Рік тому

    You know it’s a long one when he says “oh boy, here we go”

  • @user-xo5xy6tk9i
    @user-xo5xy6tk9i Рік тому +1

    Us British people call your chips crisps so it would be completely normal to eat chips with a fork

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 роки тому +94

    You KNOW you've messed up when people are siding against you with the church of Satan.

    • @iiiplaygames_
      @iiiplaygames_ 3 роки тому

      Dont disvalue others religions 😐

    • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
      @amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 роки тому +12

      @@iiiplaygames_ I didn't?

    • @fightingspirit7960
      @fightingspirit7960 3 роки тому +3

      @@iiiplaygames_ no one would if religion didnt exist.

    • @iiiplaygames_
      @iiiplaygames_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@amondhawes-khalifa1949 you made it seem like the church of satan is bad

    • @stephenwalsh2476
      @stephenwalsh2476 3 роки тому +6

      @@iiiplaygames_ I mean most satanists are just satanists to be edgelords

  • @kurtanthonycovita2499
    @kurtanthonycovita2499 3 роки тому +89

    The last time I was this "early", Damien and Zach sound exactly the same.

  • @FlareonGames
    @FlareonGames Рік тому +2

    The Twitter user named Prometheus telling the rapper to speak back and he did by killing his cousin is so on brand for Prometheus and just Roman people in general

  • @PURE_DAnK_MEMES
    @PURE_DAnK_MEMES 2 роки тому +1

    To quote my boy Toby determined from gravity falls” why your little knees must me sore… from jumping to conclusions
    Ha-cha-cha”

  • @RTDelete
    @RTDelete 3 роки тому +49

    You can kill people with words?
    I need a dictionary...

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 3 роки тому

      Your dictionary will work on its own

    • @akiiye
      @akiiye 3 роки тому +3

      throw the dictionary
      you don't need the words

    • @RTDelete
      @RTDelete 3 роки тому +5

      @@akiiye Well done! you got the joke!
      I hope you feel *so* special!

    • @Donjonneau
      @Donjonneau 3 роки тому

      That's a Death Note reference, right?

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому

      @@Donjonneau it didnt seem like it. It seems like he was just talking about beating people to death with a book

  • @joe-jx1fi
    @joe-jx1fi 3 роки тому +30

    0:49 I’m not even kidding my mom is like this
    She screams a lot, and when I tell her to stop she says “how can I?”
    And then she goes on a rant about my dad

  • @AKatWhoDoesntLikeCatsMain
    @AKatWhoDoesntLikeCatsMain 3 роки тому +9

    For the first one
    When I was in grade 4 we were told that a new school was being built for our school because the building we were in was old and could barely hold all the students. So when I was in grade 7 the school was finally built, we moved there, and there was an elevator.
    The only person in the *entire school* that needed an elevator/lift, was my brother. We could bring carts between floors just fine. It was nice learning that rhe elevator was built for my brother and for easier cart transport

  • @codenamefox5920
    @codenamefox5920 Рік тому +2

    5:10
    have u know the history of Chips?
    George Crum invented it because a food writer said his normal chips are too soft he want it to be thinner, and when George make it so thin and so crispy he couldn't eat it with a fork
    Just a cool little fact :>

  • @nicolasinguanti9986
    @nicolasinguanti9986 3 роки тому +29

    4:53 POV: you’re British and you’re being burned for asking a reasonable question.

  • @DapperHuman
    @DapperHuman 3 роки тому +21

    8:50
    Did she say that men reject women more then women and that dudes only think looks are good... damn

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 2 роки тому

    "They could try checking their hands" I laughed... then felt like crying...

  • @kingshocker4754
    @kingshocker4754 2 роки тому +3

    10:03 If you’re familiar with the SCP “Here Be Dragons” then you know why it hurts. For those who don’t, basically a bunch of people find true happiness just for it to be ripped away by a war they couldn’t even see. Origami dragons used to come out of a card board box but stopped one day. After practically an eternity of no news, they got a letter reading that the dragons were “heading to a new Fantasia, one where their friends couldn’t go” and that the dragons would miss them dearly. Part of the box that had read “Here be Dragons” was burned away and replaced with “Here were Dragons”. Anyone and everyone associated with the dragons that would come out had nothing but good memories until said war. Hope I summarized it well. If not then listen to TheRubber, he’s got you covered

  • @reddemon8188
    @reddemon8188 3 роки тому +50

    9:20 me sitting over here with my only two things I want a girl to be is nice and fun to be with.

    • @chockyglocky0577
      @chockyglocky0577 3 роки тому +3

      Same bro

    • @amirkhan-fp7qc
      @amirkhan-fp7qc 3 роки тому +8

      I just want a girl that is alive and over 18......

    • @afiqrizal9949
      @afiqrizal9949 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @mikegivemecheese3001
      @mikegivemecheese3001 3 роки тому +4

      I just want someone who's just fun honestly

    • @falsely48
      @falsely48 3 роки тому +7

      My only three requirements for a lover:
      1. Be alive
      2. Don’t purposefully hurt me
      3. Be about the same age as me

  • @thoughtfulsoul3402
    @thoughtfulsoul3402 3 роки тому +13

    7:07 as someone who comes from a pakistani family I find it funny as hell that the guy pretending to be an ex-Muslim literally just said that their entire family is made out of food ingredients like "Yeah my mom is rice and my dad is meat"

    • @FruitSlicer25
      @FruitSlicer25 2 роки тому +2

      I mean "my dad is meat" isn't technically wrong

  • @nile7984
    @nile7984 Рік тому

    “Yeah, but I googled”
    Lmfao

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 2 роки тому

    Some beautiful fucking editorials in this one, man. Love you.

  • @AceOSpades717
    @AceOSpades717 3 роки тому +77

    Silento Whipped and Nae Nae'd his own cousin?
    i feel bad for his cousin, killed by a dead meme...

  • @deltaflamestorm7400
    @deltaflamestorm7400 3 роки тому +27

    my high school had lifts/elevators but only staff and students who had mobility disabilities could use them

  • @heilamwether8911
    @heilamwether8911 2 роки тому +3

    17:55 com on, I agree steamed colber is at least somewhat comedic, he’s basically a 19 yr old that is high on something... XD

  • @jadeb.7501
    @jadeb.7501 2 роки тому

    emkay are the allies we didn't know we needed

  • @kingbob514
    @kingbob514 3 роки тому +278

    The woman @8:30 is factually incorrect about a lot of her information. Men have, by far, the widest range of attraction and are less likely to reject women than women are to men, and the idea that the comparisons are unfair and the beauty standards are impossible is laughable. 20% of men are considered average or above, while 50% of women are considered average or above. (I have found multiple data sets on this which vary, but 50% is the lowest, so going with the conservative number) You cannot make the argument that your beauty standards are impossible when your average is average. The people most likely to reject you are the top 20% of men, but they receive swipes/messages/matches of upwards of 78% of women. You are rarely talking about a hot guy and a 'hot' woman. This complete misunderstanding of the distribution of attractiveness leads women to think they are higher on the attractiveness food chain, leading to them getting rejected by people who have their choice. The 80% of men who are considered below average only receive responses 30% of the time. So, no. Most men do not 'remember' rejecting women because it never happened, but women do. Most men do not hold women to impossibly high standards of beauty, but women do. I can't say anything about personality on either side, because most of my source data comes from dating site studies which include Tinder. Women are not rejected constantly, but men are. The men complaining about rejection do have trouble finding loving girlfriends. 80% of men are trying to compete for 22% of women.
    That being said, the main point of her argument is still correct and valid. A woman is not a bitch for friend zoning you, and you are an asshole if you were only trying to be her friend to get into her pants. She is a person, and she may have legitimately thought of you as a friend. No one, man, woman, good personality, bad, hot, or ugly, is entitled to love. It sucks to hear, but it's true.
    Sources:
    quillette.com/2019/03/12/attraction-inequality-and-the-dating-economy/
    web.archive.org/web/20091121080804/blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/11/17/your-looks-and-online-dating/
    medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

    • @sun-dwich6292
      @sun-dwich6292 2 роки тому +28

      i couldnt even read and sources extra and not dude trust me ?!?!?! take my like

    • @HopUpOutDaBed
      @HopUpOutDaBed 2 роки тому +1

      stay mad incel

    • @amazuri3069
      @amazuri3069 2 роки тому +21

      @@HopUpOutDaBed ???

    • @loading...7337
      @loading...7337 2 роки тому +31

      Damn, I see you really care about this, and can tell you have valid sources. Thank you for your insight, really thank you.

    • @joshuamaxam5086
      @joshuamaxam5086 2 роки тому +13

      @@HopUpOutDaBed you must have smoked all you brain cells away dont do drugs kids

  • @oreore949
    @oreore949 3 роки тому +31

    Man, the Church of Satan is pretty damn chill. Nice.

    • @bnuuycomrade5089
      @bnuuycomrade5089 3 роки тому +1

      Ima fuckn join

    • @erikhieronymus7015
      @erikhieronymus7015 3 роки тому +1

      @@bnuuycomrade5089 Wait what

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 роки тому +3

      @@bnuuycomrade5089 Do join, I'm not levayan like they are, but we really are very nice! Unlike everyone wants people to think....

    • @Armund_Wolffe
      @Armund_Wolffe 3 роки тому +8

      Please consider the Satanic Temple instead!
      Membership is free, legally recognized, and we're a hell of a lot more chill. We even have official movie nights!
      the Church is really just a bunch of edgy libertarians who believe in magic. In the Temple, we have more of a science-focused community and are political activists for matters that fall under our Seven Tenets, like reproductive rights and religious equality.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 3 роки тому +1

      @Armund Wolffe thank you. The church of satan has some cool social media posts but satanic temple is way better

  • @LucusTheFern
    @LucusTheFern 2 роки тому +5

    My only guess at to who the person who was told to move to Africa at 2:29 in the video is Elon musk

  • @lj2265
    @lj2265 2 роки тому

    That very first thing with the wheelchair reinforces my theory that a lot of online morons are actually bots. Because there are so many instances where they could have answered their own thing very easily like that, but they mindlessly comment anyway. And the only thing I can think of that would register text in a headline, but fail to register the very large picture over the headline, would be a bot. I've seen other instances where it was pretty obvious someone/something was responding to key words rather than actually reading something.
    I wouldn't say its like "Dead Internet Theory" levels of botting but... I definitely think that a significant amount of the things we respond to aren't even real lol

  • @acid_tongue_4315
    @acid_tongue_4315 3 роки тому +28

    "Or a fucking rock"
    Duuuude How is Robin not on this subreddit?

  • @kylethecarrotgames3639
    @kylethecarrotgames3639 3 роки тому +38

    The one right after the intro was way to real. That was almost the exact story of the foster parent I was with from the age of 7-14 but rather than leave her husband died.

  • @dylanphilpott8698
    @dylanphilpott8698 2 роки тому +1

    Man it's cool that robin and Damien do this channel it reminds me of Old Kuledud3 vids but then again piemations also has robin

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who lives in Singapore, we do indeed have lifts in most of our school, but it’s only used by the staff and the kids that do need it have to use it are so few and far between, it’s practically useless.