Evolve hype to dead playerbase
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Lot of hype and praise at E3 with huge marketing budget and esport. Despite such a low player population, president of Take-Two stated that Evolve has achieved an “incredibly successful" launch with 2.5 million copies sold worldwide in 2015. Evolve went free-to-play on PC a year later.
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I legitimately forgot this game was even a thing.
Same
I was actually thinking of buying this soon but after looking into it for just 10 minutes of reviews on UA-cam I changed my mind lmao
I didn't even receive the memo about this game at all
Never heard of it until i clicked on this video just now. Disappointing its the same ppl who made l4d.
Same
'YOU'RE GIVING ME A GUN THAT'S PAINTED BLUE AND YOU WANNA CHARGE ME TWO DOLLARS!'
How times have changed. Now everybody seems to accept things like that...
The kids are becoming adults and what they grew up with is becoming the norm, they don't know about quality as older people do, they don't know about respectful developers with their feet on the ground, they don't know about passion and love for a creation... they grew up surrounded by this shit. It makes me wonder how fucked up our future may be
They hated loot boxes for the same reason yet they say "cosmetics are fine". Same difference.
tbh people were accepting shit like this for years... in f2p games. but even then it was odd to me.
Personally I disagree, microtransactions are still a thing but companies are a little more conscious about it, specially after what happened to evolve and SW battlefront, sure you buy cosmetic things but many of this are f2p games like fortnite and apex legends so the price is not an addition to a fully priced 60$ game, also many of this games allow you to grind for the premium resources, so despite it's still a thing, my opinion is that it hasn't gotten necesarily worse
@@josepablobonillajimenez6297 Like Apex for me is fine. You get 1000 Apex coins for 10 bucks and the battle pass is 930 AC. You get 1000 coins total if you reach above level 90 in the battle pass, I only bought the Battle Pass once in Season 3 and never had to spend any more money for Apex Coins.
"Putting the controller on my nuts as it vibrates is the most satisfying thing I get out of this game" - reviewer
a better review than ign entire career
Fight The Clock this is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Fight The Clock That's pretty gay
Ace Abe my god. That is the LEAST gay thing you could say. That's not a joke
Fight The Clock ive tried it once. cant blame him.
"It's not even good DLC! It's not even good cosmetic skins. Look at this shit, they didn't put EFFORT into it!"
An omen that cuts me deep
5 dollars for the colour blue it wouldn't be the last time Angryjoe talking about the colour blue lol
0:48 Oblivion NPC dialogue
7/10, not enough insults, followed by "Good day!"
Be seeing you
Jake Branthe Y E S
"See you later , Breton trash!"
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’ve grown up with video games and I really do love them but the community is so cringey so often lmao
0:48 'Damn I love playing that game! ...I know it's so much fun!'
It seems that the two didn't know what the producer meant by 'try not to act like you're being held hostage'
Wut... wut are we speaking about, again ? Uh yeah, e...evolve... Yeah so much fun. (said the guy who had never played the game before)
Oblivion NPC dialogue in a nutshell
Jeigo Lim its like that advertisement with that asian couple
Even Elyse looks at them like "yea right, fucking sellouts"
Yikes, that women is ACTING. And her acting was almost as bad as 'Noh I deed naht hit her!!
how do i get a game company to pay me to lie for them?
Easy, just make one by your self. People are very, very stupid. They are just cows that you can milk for money. Just look percentage of people with consoles. :) Or all this AAA products with thousands of dollars budget. They all suck. Cause, again, peopel are THAT stupid.
Anf make a UA-cam channel about cod games, and the reptilian shapeshifters from Activision will recruit you to their moon base. but the catch is you need to say good things about their game, and pray to the owl god
I don't know why they would hire anyone, it's really easy.
how is a pc cheap
Anf if someone would throw me 30 grand to lie in an interview bet your ass I would.. no wonder our country lacks integrity lol
honestly the words "By the creators of L4D" now currently means nothing
Left 4 Dead is big proof that Valve can incredibly improve a game as long they have the final say on what goes
Crowbat did a video about back4blood. I think it was like 7 people from the 100+ team that made L4D lol. It's such a joke.
On the rare occasion valve makes a game they are nearly always amazing
Valve games are amazing and unique asf. Till this days they're still the monuments in their own genres and barely anyone can replicate their charm.
aalso the dev team of l4d2 is 170 poeple and 7 of them are from turtule rock studios ,the rest are all valve's
@@lazy5373 well valve doesn't want to make mediocre games and it's the reason why they have cancelled a ton of shit, besides they already helped us by having steam and discounts so that we don't have to download games in browser which probably has virus in it and as for the discounts they have it every day and not to have to pay for a ridiculous amount of price
"This is a gamers game"
Ah yes, this ground is made of floor.
@USSF - United States Space Force So floor, much wow
This gound is a gounder's ground.
lmfao
*The floor is made out of floor
Obadiah Guyman lol not really, because the statement is redundant regardless of the speaker’s or anyone else’s personal mileage on what counts as a game. (if someone considers a visual novel to be a game, they will call someone who plays them a gamer)
"Damn i love playing that game" "I know its so much fun" Thats a normal conversation for sure.
Those people are robots, they always sound like that so no one noticed.
A normie conversation Prolly
i think that's setup :p
"Well how do you do, fellow gamer?"
**oblivion music plays**
three years from now I'll go back and watch some old CrowbCat videos and think to myself, "god damn these videos are still fun."
Odanny C Amen
unlike most games nowadays kek
And still disturbingly relevant.
Odanny C A little bit longer till then... If you edit this comment or something then and I miss it,well then I say hi anyways
Literally just did this 😂😂
"From the creators of Left 4 Dead" really is becoming a meme at this point.
More accurately, they should say "From 7 of the 184 Developers that worked on Left 4 Dead", but I guess that just wouldn't be as strong of a selling point, hm?
"From the team that brought you Bioshock Infinite" is the one I always think of. It bothers me so much.
Bro what is your pfp pls
“A GAMER’S GAME”
“MAKES YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU BECAME A GAMER”
It’s shit like that that I avoid these days
Gamer💀
Hearing gamer makes me cringe.
Im such a GAMER
No wonder gamers are the most oppresssed society lol.
Why i hate the word gamer and people that call themselves that, just feels so cringy
I almost bought this game, then the GameStop dude stopped me and told me it was a dead game, and not to waste my money. Nice dude.
Edit: A lot of people are saying that this didn’t happen. It did happen, but it’s disappointing to hear that people don’t believe there’s kind people out there who care more about others even more than their job. I suppose, more than that, there are a lot of liars on the internet that make up stories. Unfortunately, that almost prevents me from sharing mine.
Not all heroes wear cape
Why would they still sell it if the game is totally done for?
@@dollarstorethriftshop99 gamestop holds onto games traded in over a decade ago and still sells them for $40+. Corporate don't give a shit. That hero could've lost his job if his manager caught wind of the interaction
Lol same, I wanted to buy cod ghosts but the dude told me don't buy that shit, its crap. Got mw3 instead.
Yeah but why do people lie tho?
That ending tho.
Only one game that's fun after 3 years. GTA V
Connor Smallnut Gta 5 was trash. It died years ago.
Kurtis Jemison - Nah, the players base is still active and rockstar is still updating it. Maybe your just salty cuze ppl keep killing you cuze you trash and have shit Internet and keep lagging.
Connor Smallnut true its still fun
Kurtis Jemison the game isn't dead unlike evolves impossible to find a player count
"From the creators of [good game] comes [bad game] that we're trying to aggressively market to you before you realize the grift."
Fake creators. Turtle rock conteibuted almost nothing, VALVE carried hard
Guy at the end's nostrils holy shit
holy fuck it looks like it hurts
I *know*.
Joseph Goebbels Also his nasty unkept scraggly hobo beard.
HOLY, excuse me, SHHIT
that guy can smell you a mile away, holy fuck
I completely forgot about this game.
When did this come out again?
+donitaruga BONZIE BUDDY
+Triac1 February of last year.
+Not Like This JOEL? JOEL, HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING MIDIS AGAIN JOEL?
***** Can't, I'm dead.
I completely forgot this game existed.
Yeah because it a four year old game
@@d_bstudios2038 Pac-Man, Battlezone and Missile Command are 40 years old and I remember them!
@@d_bstudios2038 or because everyone stopped talking about it and overhyping it
@@d_bstudios2038 fallout new vegas is over 10 years old but I still remember it
@@d_bstudios2038 There are many games that are remembered for a long time and will stand the test of time, Tetris, Minecraft, Fallout 1-4, the elder scrolls series, Stalker, etc. I can say with certainty that this game will not ever be remembered after a decade but these games probably will for a long while even if they start to fade away.
I remember not long ago all the shills and consumers were going "OMG! Back 4 Blood will be the L4D sequel we want!" and I kept saying "Hey, remember Evolve the game made by the same studio that was dead three months after launch and all the shills said it was the spiritual sequel to L4D?"
It's amazing how HAPPILY stupid everyone is. Bunch of mindless sheep.
It was not a good spiritual successor
"it's a gamers game"
Aren't all games gamers games?
"It's an eaters food, makes you remember why you became an eater"
LOL, well done.
Lmao good one 😂😂😂
Funny but eating isn't a activity that you choose to do there isn't a liquid diet good enough to live off of for years
*He's black. Calm down. Give him a break.*
@@anthonygarcia5375 stfu
"who plays a game and says YEAH i wanna run some more!"
Dayz players: ..........
arma
I quit playing Dayz due to the fact you just stated, your running for 10 to 15 mins just to get somewhere with decent loot and if you die, you gotta do it all over again. The only thing that made the game enjoyable for me was the occasional interaction with other survivors.
Vault 101 try modded servers,
fucking any tactical shooter
I'd say mirrors edge or dying light but I think that's cheating
And now İts free to play.
What a Shocker.
Bit too late to put that out since nobody's playing it lol.
Is it? I didn't even notice lmao
And still a chasing game now with overpowered monsters
+Leaniv lol no its balanced
You kidding, right? I've seen a streamer whose gameplay skills are average at best go for 12 consecutive victories as monsters, with shit like killing hunters on lvl 1, winning as the spider monster despite playing as her for the first time and not knowing anything, and generally fucking around. And no, the influx of new players after F2P switch does not explain that - because he himself hadn't played since release. Balanced as fuck.
"Do you think its worth 60 dollars?"
"Yeah... I d- I do."
He can't even convince himself
Guy should have lost his job right then and there
I don't know if anyone saw that review at 3:10
"putting the controller on my nuts while it vibrates is the most exciting thing I get out of this game"
That was Hilarious.
Feels both weird and damn genius lmfao
The only thing I hate about Steam reviews are the people with hundreds of hours played, complaining about a lack of content and overpriced DLC, which they clearly bought. I did 100% on Final Fantasy X back in the day, and that was 120 hours, with insanely challenging end-game side-content. Yet 3:11 here's a guy with 600+ hours on this POS saying it's fun but there's nothing to do. Like they sound bitter for even liking the game once everyone buries it, and they join in because they ate the crap sandwich for months.
Lmaooo 💀😂
@Edgar Friendly Using your AFK ratio, he's played 120 of 600 hours, more than you played your game, and as long as I played through one of the longest RPGs I've ever completed. On a game he doesn't recommend to anyone. On a game with very little to do. Seriously?
I don't know but Yes? Why his time in the game should affect total score? Like, people complain when gamers write reviews without buying the game, people complain when gamers write reviews with too little time in the game, now there is too much time in the game apparently? Maybe people just have to realize that anyone has a right to say “this game is shit”? He could’ve just run across the map for 600 hours because he had no money for any other game, or good pc for other games, or because he was mentally ill or any other personal reason etc, but in the end he sees game as shit. I’ve played some games so long that I either grew up out of them or they turned to shit by devs so I actually saw them as shit and downvoted them, some I played for so long just because of other people who liked it, and still I wouldn’t recommend the game
"THEY GAVE IT A 9!!!!" Gets me every time xD
Sai Kisaragi a nein!
Sai Kisaragi where is that clip from?
Gon Freecss Angery Joes' review of Evolve
Sai Kisaragi thanks!
Gon Freecss welcome sexy~
0:49 The girl in the left wasnt even trying come on
I knOW it's sO much fUN
Magal _19 they look like an english learning video
They’re do skids so of course it was staged lol.
BOTH of them weren’t even trying.😒
Oblivion detected
This channel is a archive of long forgotten gaming failures and I love it
It should be illegal for gaming companies to pay media to make false reviews.
Marco GarciaFlores it is illegal stupid
But it is illegal...
I think gaming companies give good reviews so they keep the sponsors
Do you even know what the purpose of media is lol
Technically it is, but politicians don't give a fuck about the gaming industry so it's essentially the wild west, legally.
0:32 “it make you remember why you became a gamer”
*cringe so hard*
Leak Le yes
C R I N G E
ape cant even talk right
@@andrewmcbrian9573 Go back to your corner, kiddo
@@andrewmcbrian9573 Oof that's a good roast
"you want to give me a gun that's painted blue and charge me TWO DOLLARS?"
csgo in a nutshell
no they charge you $2.50 for a chance at glory but usually shit. charging $2 for pure shit is much worse.
I hate CS:GO skins. 90% of them makes the weapons look like a fucking 12 year old kids paintballgun. And they are making most of their money off of the same kind of people who abuse slot machines and such, those who pay the small amount necessary for a case key over and over again. Before they know it, they've spent thousands of dollars hoping to get a skin that you can then sell to someone else BUT the money goes on your Steam wallet AND Steam claims part of the transaction as a "fee". Fucking greedy assholes, charging a fee when the money just goes back into their pockets no matter what...
im no csgo player, but you can sell your csgo guns and buy other things, even video games, but you can't sell your evolve gun
I mean it's still something you can sell
So don't use and buy it. Simple as that, use a freedom for your liking
Beside Evolve was $60 at first place, $2 for another half assed skin is not unacceptable
"This is a Gamers Game" that is definitly one of the quotes of all time
0:47 The fuck? That was the most staged, read-off-the-script shit I have ever heard.
AFlyingTaco1 the best part is the girl in the middle reaction.
Holy shit.. That's Elyse.. She's on the channel Funhaus right now.
Daniel Maier the look on elyse's says she wants to say something to bring people back to reality
She worked at GameTrailers for years before she came to Funhaus.
Exactly what I was thinking.
"This is a gamers' game"
> People die when they are killed.
A fate fan I see
Just because you are correct that doesn't mean you are right
Playing *hard* mode is *hard.*
Is that a rare persona 2 fan? **Proceeds to replicate motorcycle noises**
@@haz.5464 YES! I AM!
Last game I paid a full price for was the Orange Box in '07.
+Scawking
It's a good idea to wait, there will always be tons of other vidya to play meanwhile. If the game and the hype around it dies before it's discounted, it probably wasn't as good as heralded. Bought the first Dark Souls for 10€ and played the shit out of it.
+OmnYfi
Suomalainen.
+Kaksteist Kuud Burnout Paradise, Killzone 2, Uncharted 2, and even Starhawk are $60 purchases I have no regrets about.
+Kaksteist Kuud Last game I paid full price was Black Ops all the way back in 2010. But this was a time when the full price was £30. Bought it in Costco.
+Scawking That's how I do it with Movies.
The Last Game I paid the full price was "Alien Isolation". You can Download "Cry of Fear" for Free, which is 10.000 Times better than this Alien Crap.
‘Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.’
The voice acting at 0:48 is so monotone even the automatic english captions could tell what they were saying with 100% accuracy
Lmao
*IKnowItsSoMuchFun*
Bot Jane, Bot Judy & Bot Smith
Activate fakegamehype.exe
Just needs oblivion music in the background.
3:50 holy shit when this guy sneezes they gotta name a new hurricane
fuqen gewgl
Name it "Giant Fucking Nostril Snots Harvey."
You guys will be remembered as legends
You predicted the source of Hurricane Irma
fuqen gewgl LMAO
fuqen gewgl I heard rumor it lead people into new universe.
"and it's gone."
Yup
And it's never coming back
Insert confused Stan face here.
@theflyingdutchboi BADAAAH..... it's... bah it's gone
People have use the phrase “dead/dying game” incorrectly all the time. But in this case here, Evolve is ACTUALLY a “dead game”, because there IS actual proof that the player count went down (steam charts), and the game has shut down its servers after nobody is playing this game anymore.
dead game just refers to any game with a very low player count,and considering most mp games fail to have a stable community it's not that rare to see that term used
@@igorz4582 Well it’s true that “dead game” means that a player count for a game is very low (Dying Light: Bad Blood, Lawbreakers, Battleborne, Battlefield 2042, and The Culling 2), I’ve seen a lot of people use this phrase incorrectly and spread lies about a game being “dead” or “dying”.
For example, people are saying that Fortnite is a “dying/dead game” just because they look at the Google Trends charts (even though the Google Trends chart is just a bullshit source to prove that a game is “dead/dying” because Google Trends has absolutely nothing to do with player counts at all and it only has to do with how many times people search that word up on Google), but in reality Fortnite is not a dead game, the game has millions of people still playing it to this day, it was the most played game/most downloaded game on PlayStation on November and December 2021, and when chapter 3 season 1 came out, Fortnite on Twitter said that there launch for chapter 3 season 1 had “the most players they have ever seen at a launch of a season.”
@@doomslayer8641 that's just kids using hyperbole,the games appear dead to them because they're sick of them and are under the impression they somehow fell off lol
0:31 Can you imagine if someone walked out of a film screening and said "This made me remember why I became a movie watcher"
Tim Senna Eh, in his defence everyone watches movies so people don't identify themselves as a "movie watcher". It would be like identifying yourself as a "food eater". We have movie buffs, so people might say when watching Citizen Kane "it reminds me why I became a movie buff".
Gaming however is a kind of niche, and people do identify themselves as a gamer so it's different.
Jon is a gamer,Steven is a movie watcher...bru what ??
Gaming is no niche
Tim Senna a
Tim Senna a
Guess you could say evolve was... Left for dead
Brilliant.
+Sputnik Fox Ba dum tss
Sputnik Fox okay i give that one
I see what you did there.
Sputnik Fox, should’ve been “LEFT4DEAD”.
3:57 If that guy sneezes we're doomed
Tommy Vercetti If that guy inhales we're dead
If the forellis come back, You're fucked tommy
I heard their casino venture in Las Venturas didn't go too well, something about a heist and the chinese triads... and that some Leone capo fucked them real good back in LC. I don't think they'll return.
All jokes aside, wtf seriously? Is this the aftermath of some surgery or something?
this is Pandemon from FF series
2016 was really a diffrent vibe
0:50 girl in the middle she knew...
Jachelo0112 holy shit that’s Elyse from Funhaus!
Jachelo0112
Elyse from funhaus.shes amazing and should have a cult following
She’s like “what fucked up crack did you two smoked?”.
@@lilosnitch3247 she's annoying
0:48 "Damn I love playing that game"
"I know it's so much fun"
"Evolve is super fun"
Blonde in the middle: *Kill me right now*
The blonde loves bread crusts and hates bitches.
The blonde's husband has a boyfriend who is also married
@@tsukasa9838 true story
@@charlottecorday8494 WTF
Their enthusiasm sounds so fake.
IGN:
-Evolve 9/10 Amazing.
-Doom 7.1/10 ...good.
...yeah...
My ratings are evolve 2/10 and doom is 3/10
DOOM is at least fun and short, EVOLVE had DLC and all this other shit latched onto it. Wasn't it like $120 or something for some edition?
70 out of 100 for IGN, Metacritic, Rotten TOmatoes is the new F grade out of 140.
Haven't played Doom, but I do agree with their Evolve rating. And before you say I'm blind, I would like to know two things:
1. It's my opinion.
2. If I was blind, I probably couldn't write this comment or play the game.
lol do people still believe IGN? you know companies are buying reviews? Activision bought them for destiny and I think for CoD too idk which one
“This is a gamer’s game”
“This is a reader’s book”
“This is an eater’s meal”
“This is a driver’s car”
"This is a sleeper's bed"
Swear all of that shit in the beginning is so trite it hurts
"This is a coomer's porn"
"This is a Artist's Art"
Can we talk about how much we hate the phrase “from the makers of ---“ when it’s maybe like 2 map makers from the game theyre piggy backing off of
Every game that used that was a failure cuz the devs of the original just made like 5 props or 3 maps and that's it,it's just a marketing scheme to hype older fans
I was an early Phoenix Point backer, I feel that.
@@makani9004 Xcom lover here, maybe a fanboy. I wanted to support PP so fucking hard. Glad I didn't. Such a disappointment.
Lesson of the day- if a game promises it’s made “by the devs of-“ RUN, just fucking run
@@Strawberry_Cubes
mm
0:47 2 NPCs talking with a player in the middle
"Good god... this voice acting is such shit..."
Underrated comment right here
That Chinese guy was SMG4's brother ?
(Harvest Dawn plays)
"I know, it's so much fun."
"Go to the Cloud District often?"
Oblivion
"It'll make you remember why you became a gamer"
There's something about that sentence that makes me cringe but I can't quite put my finger on it.
AloneDBY lol
Four year old me, why did we became gamers? Oh right. It was really awesome, and the rest of the world was cruel at us at the time.
30yo me why are we still gamers?
Because we stopped buying games like Evolve 14 years ago, you dumb fuck.
Why are we still gamers? Just to suffer? Every night... I can feel my wallet... My credit card... The friends i lost... The real life i have lost... You can feel it too, can't you?
Izzy Miller It's because he's full of shit and isn't good at talking out of his ass. He also probably doesn't believe what he's saying nor does he realize what he was saying
Vassal Of The Night underrated comment
Who's here after a $2 gun skin nowadays is considered cheap and a good deal
fr :(
the game convention “interviews” kill me every time. they’d be more believable and genuine if they just looked dead in the camera and said “this chick paid me to say something positive about this game so here it is”
"OMG the game is so fun!!"
"Ikr??? Its so much fun to just play the game"
WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT
@@goore3078 real life NPCs.
Sometimes i feel like gtas satire becomes reality more and more.
It's quite aggravating, it's trying to get impressionable kids to buy stuff "cuz everyone that's cool and popular likes it". Not that it doesn't work, it's how marketing has been done for decades and each new generation keeps buying it hook, line and sinker. Then these kids form their whole personality around these games and another insuferable cunt is born, that will throw tantrums over games and think being a gamer is a life defining trait.
Raid shadow legends what a cool game 😑
@@Onigumo. I always feel bad when my favourite streamers do a Raid ad. Like, I want them to have money, but it feels like the industry equivalent of a backalley handjob.
"You're giving me a gun, that's painted blue, and you're charging me two dollars!" Lmfao angry joe😂😂😂
xxInGodsReachxx angry Joe is such a reliable game reviewer and implements great comedy into his reviews lol
Counter strike in a nutshell
At least with Counter Strike, you can make money off of skins. I've made hundreds off that game.
Dimitri Sainis
I thought the game made you poor because of how much people gamble and waste shit for one skin of a simple knife/gun.
xxInGodsReachxx I boycott games where the devs r greedy...this game tops the list
0:40 "Samsung galaxy s5" my age just doubled as I saw that advert
They're on the S20 series of phone's now.
@Kenn Honson X my knowledge of smartphones is not the best.
That time i was waiting for Super Mario maker on the wii u...
I remember wanting that phone when i had the s3
No shit. Im replaying ur comment with my note 9..
$15 for one monster dlc is the normal standard in 2024
Crazy really
0:05 "This is a gamers game"
This man has never played a video game in his life
Lmao I think we should talk about "it's the new wave of the next generation"
... come again?
Never take Gaming Adivce From A Professional Athelete.
He meant to say sweat
@Subject X No, it was boring along with all you said
Soulja console headass.
I love the guy that's screaming about the cosmetics
Psycho_ Maniac13 you should watch angry joes full review. Theres more of that
Liam Farrier will do!!
DaCurtis FOOOOURRR HOOOOOURRRSS!!
+Liam Farrier I've watched it four times already, just like his Amazing Spider-Man 2 review! Everytime I watch it, it's still super funny. As a matter of fact, I'm going to watch it again.
Yeah, Angry Joe was angry... but understanding.
"I LOVE PLAYING THAT GAME" "YEAH ITS SO FUN" Sounds like fucking robots.
i played the game, multiplayer sucks, ai are hackers, but i did get a free verison with every single DLC.
I did not understand the game
Just like lawbreakers
I love these videos because they, without any needed voice over or unnecessary chatter uses all the established videos to tell the narrative. It's really cool and I love it. :D
"the world will be a better place without politicians because all they are good at is lying"
Meanwhile at E3
Well, politicians do still kind of beat E3 people, but only by a small margin.
1:00 Winner of 60+ awards and it wasn't even released yet.
Cyberpunk won 200 Awards and its still not released yet.
@@monstrwr9884 Just as weird
I think that the awards they got was like a showcase award instead of how good the game is award.
@@doomguy4197 Probably something like “most promising upcoming game!” But still 60 and 200 of those, that’s a whole lot.
Showcase awards, just what was most popular at the event that year. Hence the "E3 2014 showcase" in the name.
Marketing 10/10
Actual game 0.1/10
As a marketer - yeeeeeeeeep
@@293940cabster did you even watch the video.
293940cabster that’s a little much don’t you think
293940cabster Retardation is a serious disease and should not be used as an insult you piece of shit
@@293940cabster watch the video
0:48 review sounds like they were being held at gunpoint
I legitimately think they did this on purpose, you can see the girl in the middle blatantly disapproving, maybe they were forced to promote the game but no one said how
Lmao
They have a Script to Read If they fail A Bullet wil be released.
"Hopefully 3 year from now" it's been 4 years and I'm pretty sure more people know about the E.T game than Evolve.
It’s been 4 years and cyberpunk is the latest hype train failure
to be fair almost everyone knows about E.T the game, its one of the most popular games ever for bad reason
@@mondopatrick Sort of. It is more popular than some other games because of it's reputation, but I think majority of people don't look at the history of games. I don't the think the 12 year olds that chant "we like fortnite" know what E.T the game is for example. And there are a lot of people like that. I see what you mean though.
@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 Millions know about E.T the game simply BECAUSE of its history and impact, thats how it got popular in the first place, and yes im sure 12 year olds know what E.T the game is and have looked into it at least once in their life, hell I heard about the tale when I was only what 10 I think? I forget tbh
@@mondopatrick you probably aren't that old then I'm guessing. But people didn't really know about et the game at its release. It wasn't until people started making videos that people found out about it.
So, that's what happened to that game I never played.
MARGWAGARTHA bought it for $10 and I felt robbed
Just another chapter in the history of the hype
Ricer Accent
I Got it for free including the DLC and still felt robbed.
Its Thanos savage
@@sarsona_3611
Lmao nailed it.
Looking back at this, "gamer culture" seems to be really, really cringey.
Like, it makes me feel dirty to say "I'm a gamer" instead of "i play video games" and even then it sounds immature. Idk.
Gamer dudes, dudettes
Was gonna buy this game, ended up having to go to Africa for the summer. When I came back the game was beyond dead, bless the motherland for saving me $60
yeah but the tradeoff is that you had to go to Africa
josh Gonzalez shut up you sorry excuse for an edgelord
I read the "bless the motherland" part in an African accent lol
You could have saved more if you didn’t go to Africa.
Were you deported? who HAS to go to Africa for a summer lol
I remember when BRINK was supposed to be "the next big thing" too. Fuckin sad/hilarious
I thought that game was gonna be like campaign with levels of both factions. instead, it was a multiplayer campaign that had long ass missions. "5 secs left to defend this objective... 4... 3... 2... Objective failed, the enemy has captured the objective" -adds 15 minutes-
Still, it's pretty fun.
Don't remind me that i bought that for full price.
Fuck me, that was a Bethesda game.
it also had ubisoft style showing gameplay thats not in the game look it up container city gameplay
The thing is, I think Brink had everything it needed to be a great game but they screwed up the balance of it. They created a rewarding parcour system but no maps where you can use it to full effect, so why would you even use the weakest bodytype? Why were there even bodytypes instead of all nimble, quick classes?The story tried the same thing as Titanfall where they put a story into your multiplayer games. It was a game which was weighed down by faulty map design and balance.
BRINK sucks, but its a guilty pleasure of mine.
"$15 for what? One monster?!" It's $20 for a single skin in Overwatch nowadays ;D
Imagine paying money for any of the skins in videogame.
My parents told me they were getting a divorce the night this game came out
waggs cole nice
They probably bought it for u lol
I'm so sorry, the game must've hurt.
Your parents gettin divorced was the 2nd worse thing to happen to you that day...
Atleast you have freedom from then on
Kinda funny looking back how much people freaked out about the micro-transactions. Now this is just the norm.
I mean you have people play cod and fortnite and Fallout 76
Only for sheeplets like you who play shit like this.
The micro-transactions in this game were literally huge cut in the gameplay. It's different today, most of the time. The cut content is, at worst, some side quest or so.
@@xlbthedemigod5662 Fornite Microtranaactions are cosmetics, wich don't affect gameplay at all, they are not on the same level as evolve or cod
@@redleader_5 exactly, let's not forget that fortnite is free and not a $60 dollar game
The concept for the game is actually quite brilliant. I'd love to see it be tackled by a more capable development team.
For sure, I rented the game for free one time and it was actually pretty fun and interesting.
Exactly
But then the maps, ballancing and DLCs.
Isn't "Dead by Daylight" a quite similar game, that does hold to what it promises?
We are in the dark era of gaming... Imagine if this game would have come out.. lets say in 2005
3:48 Ironically, Evolve let people down, and everyone went back to Left 4 Dead 2, cuz GODDAMN, that game’s still fun!
3:47 This guy can exhale through his nose and create winds that rivals the speeds of a tornado
Lmfao
Underrated comment
I Ctrl+F and typed "nose" and found this gem :D Thank you for this legendary comment.
Was looking for this comment
You know he was one of those kids who shoved everything in those gaping pits
3:53 his nostrils are bigger than my future
His nostrils are still better than this game
Ned Flanders FUCKING COCAINE
Ned Flanders jokes on you because it's actually a double barreled shotgun
Needs a donut-sized nosering
Ned Flanders the bigger the more you breath
0:48 10/10 acting skills
Weasal Batches
She focking deformed the sound with her acting
Especielly when you were a kid and only heared that sound on your birthday and on christmas.
Yeah, that woman looks like person who never touched keybord and mouse/controler in her life!
Was gonna buy this game, ended up in a plane crash and surviving on an island for 3 years alone until I was rescued by cannibal pirates. Still respect that plane for helping me avoid that purchase.
Let me guess, the pirates didn't eat you because you're black and so they think if they eat you they'll gain your impurity?
@@BrocoliMan2002 I'm not touching that
@@BrocoliMan2002 ..What the hell are you on?
@@stormichow5325 I'm on nothing. I also think my comment was mild enough and anyone trying could also make a message equal in craziness to it.
@@BrocoliMan2002 Well it seemed like your comment was referencing the current political drama, and I don't think that's what people want to see on this vid. If I'm mistaken, then nevermind.
Watching this again, I realized Back 4 Blood is following the same pattern as Evolve. Heavily marketed, broken, unbalanced, frustrating, and TRS ignores community feedback.
I feel Evolve would go down much better if it was released in 2021. The games industry won’t stop making multiplayer only asymmetrical shooters
@@nathanp9397 if Evolve had the exact same concept with exact same mistakes, it doesnt matter what year it had been released. The thing is that the game's design and gameplay got really boring really quickly and lack of new content other than some ridiculous microtransactions methods to keep the game alive didnt help matters either.
yep this was their last chance, they're screwed
@@Balnazzardi I played Evolve for some time, it was fun. The concept was new. What killed it was the greediness of TR/2k. These games should have a strong support from SH to keep them fresh. What they did is basically nothing and the new monsters were expensive too.
@John Johnson RIP LOL
back when 2 bucks was overpriced for a gun skin. where did we all go wrong?
2:27 I somehow can feel this guy's pain with that voice
Akie its angry joe show on UA-cam btw
Same
I can feel the same for the guy at 2:46. It seems like he was really hyped for the game and was pissed that it turned out to be shit.
When EA
Just when EA
When a game gets 60+ awards and positive critic reviews before the official launch, you know it's flawed. Also, critic reviews are not more important than user reviews.
best comment
Critics are bribed and corrupt. Remember Zoe_Quinn and Nathaniel_Grayson?
That is the part that really raised some eyebrows for me. How do you give rewards to something that isn't even out yet? Let alone how do you give 60 awards to something like that? What do the awards even signify at that point?
Critics usually play the game wrong
Remember Cyberpunk
"EVOLVE IS NO JOKE" - some black guy
Just had to take it there huh..
@@tylermclin1976 "I'm gonna play EVOLVE cuz goddamn that game is still fun" - Some white dude. Happy now?
Charles ikr
@@tylermclin1976 oh no he said black
hitesh pathania (sarcasmicly) you fucking racist bigot
3:59
Welp...
10 years later...
Nobody even remembers it was a thing.
1. Never preorder.. 2. Dont trust anything and i mean everything and everyone on E3 event
I Bara 4. Don't trust IGN
5. Decide for yourself.
IGN stands for IGNorant reviewers. Never trust them, trust your trusted youtube reviewers.
I Bara I pretty late for this but God of war 4 2018 was not a e3 dissapointment.
except for half life 3
There are some correct and honest promises on E3. But we hardly get to know which are true until the stuff is out.
Everybody who makes games: welcome to the next generation of gaming
*makes a bad game*
Mega *O O F*
Xerphina they actually were right. This is the next generation of games. *bad games.*
tbh the game was not bad, its just was badly executed and the developers got really greedy with everything they added
either way since they never added actual gameplay stuff it just died
Like FORTNITE
Well thats AAA in a nutshell
*THEY GAVE IT A 9*
*NO FUCKING WAY*
*THEY GAVE IT A NEIN*
@@nameless9084 well i stopped watching ign review when they make "too much water" meme and gave alien isolation a low rating. So nope, not gonna trust them anymore. Dunkey's right after all.
Evolve: 9/10
Actually good games: 7/10
*_Ign logic_*
@@whyareyoureadingthis5308 Oh don't worry their grading process is completely fair.
You just have to pay them enough and have sexual relations with their journalists.
They keep saying “Creators of Left 4 Dead”, like wow. No wonder they said this for Back 4 Blood
3:51 this guy could smell anything from a mile away
My dude, I was looking for this comment. hahaha🤣
Except a shite game
Lel Storm He could smell what The Rock is cooking.
Woah
@Anna Carson Can't take a joke?
0:48 Elyse - "What the fuck these guys are talking about?!?!"
incredible
i was going to mention that same haha
aidan's engels 😂😂😂😂
0:48 "i know its so much fun" that was cringey
DarK Galerax She said it sarcastically I'm pretty sure lol
The girl in the middle.
Christian Cristof Elyse looks like a husk whose soul got ripped out.
Rip best Let's Play Human
Christian Cristof I saw her, she looked at other girl face like: " you know this game sucks, right?"
I'm honestly surprised people were hyped for Back 4 Blood after this. It was so bad that everyone forgot about it, I guess.
Considering how Back 4 Blood already has deluxe/ultimate editions planned as well as DLC on the horizon. It's safe to say Turtle Rock has learned absolutely fucking nothing from this experience.
Just my opinion the game is not out yet BUUUTTTT you have every right to be worried
@HorizonGaming No one should pre-order any games ever. You would think people would learn from Cyberpunk, Anthem, and No Man's Sky.
Ofc they have those editions, its fucking standard.
@@courier4529 At least No Man’s Sky made a huge comeback. It’s really fucking good now. I feel kinda bad for people pre-ordering games that are bad at launch.
@HorizonGaming No one should pre-order copies of ANY game. It's pointless..
0:48
... that was the cringiest acting ever
Stepsisters in porn be like
"I know, it's so much fun!"
after watch it for 3 time i started to feels like that was sarcastic
It sounded more like she has to say that because she just needs to.
Giorgi Garsevanidze true
If a game is ever described as "a gamer's game" , then that should be your first sign not to buy it.
rg03500 ign gave it a 9/10. never trust ign, they get paid to give good ratings I sware
what "gamer" in 2017 gives a shit what critics think?
"So you know how one of the most thrilling things about Left 4 Dead multiplayer was those rare, random moments where you would fight a Tank? Well, here's Evolve; a game that is nothing but a 4v1 PVP Tank fight!"
"Alright, but, what more is there to the game?"
"... More?"
"Yeah, L4D worked and Tank fights were so intense because it was just one of many factors that contributed to the asymmetrical balance of the gameplay."
"Oh, yes! Well, for the first five to ten minutes of every match, you'll be running around the map just trying to find the Tank! And if you don't find it before it eats enough fodder, it'll be strong enough to insta-kill you!"
"... I'm out."
"No, no, wait! There's so much more!"
"[sighs]] Like what?"
"Micro-transactions!"
"..."
"... Hello?'
You’ve never actually played the game have you? This reads like you just watched some surface level reviews of this game.
0:48 idk why but it gets some of that oblivion dialogue vibe
Gets me every time
It’s so much fun
They sound like robots trying not to blow their cover
Lmao looks like a Disney reality comedy show
I see a trend there. Evolve was praised and hyped - then failed miserably. No Man's Sky got over 200 awards and was called the game of the century - miserably failed. So much for awards
Dorime3619 That's because 90% of mainstream games media is a fucking arm of the publishers.
Dorime3619 overwatch was the same deal, over hyped tf2 ripoff
all those awards that come before a game has even launched are completly pointless, at best they show that there is some hype around the game...that's it
That's why games should only be given awards, AFTER they're released and completely up that are fleshed out.
That's why games should only be given awards, AFTER they're released and completely up that are fleshed out.
IGN gave it a 9.0?! I'm done with IGN
jalen wallace You're just *now* getting fed up? IGN was always boiling crap in a bag, nothing changed lol.
Go check what they gave DOOM.
Cup "7.1"
The first fun and fresh FPS in years and they give it what is basically their lowest score for triple A games (because they'd never rate a big release game below a 6)
Bethesda just didn't bribe them, that's why.
Somers Anders doom was whatever to me. regret paying $40 for it. I didn't enjoy the the campaign mode enough to warrant a second playthrough, didn't care for the custom stages and pvp multiplayer was horrid. yeah I give it a 7 or 6. I can't agree to paying $60 not even $40 for 15 hours of "clear this room" . the enemies were uninteresting to say the least and when I beat the final boss I thought "that's it?". I even tried playing old doom maps that were custom made but it didn't help. my value in a game comes from longevity, fun and rewarding. heavy story driven games that take 10hrs and never touch again are games that I would rather watch than play.
Red Doom isn't a game for you then, and I don't mean that in a pretentious way. Doom is meant for players who just like endless killing and the satisfaction that comes from it. As a huge Doom fan, I still play Doom 2 to this very day because it's incredibly rewarding to shred down demons. Doom 4 is incredibly enjoyable because it has that feeling; slaughter is wonderful. The gameplay is its own reward.
The story is icing on the cake, it's a fun way to tie it back to Doom 1 and 2.
And you have to admit that the custom stages give a lot of replay value and life to the game. Doom 4 will be around for quite a while because of this.
Not saying you aren't allowed to an opinion, just don't knock a game that actually turned out well. It never lied at E3, it maintains the fun of Doom, it has a solid story, it's got everything a Doom fan wants. It's honorable, to say the least, that Doom was a triple A title that actually gave a shit.
I honestly loved how nonsymethric this game was and how cool monsters looked... while watching Let's Plays of it as a 12 year-old.
The Monster designs are still pretty cool. Just a fucking shame that they've gone down with the ship.
Didn't you mean asymmetric? 🤣 Similarly to social ≠ asocial, and typical ≠ atypical 🤓
@@TheBauwssss yea, english is my secondary language