The thought process required to come up with that lie to respond to the criticism and thinking that it is a good defense requires some big brain time 🤔
like seriously what is the logic here "we could have made a higher quality version that's truer to advertising, but we made a crappier one instead for double the expenses"
Love how they said “we can’t afford the bags” but as soon as the lawsuit showed up they were like “ohhhh they money for the bag just suddenly appeared”
@Phil Ill The one thing I want out of all of this: I desperately, _desperately_ want to read the email where some fool said that there was a shortage of freaking _canvas._
They also used that 'bag' opportunity to throw a single customer service representative under the bus for something they were clearly TOLD to say as response to the matter. I wondered after the decision was reversed about the bags, was the customer service rep given their job back? Prob not. Tick off another fuckup for 76 ;)
Todd Howard blindfolded in a teletubby outfit flailing around and firing a shotgun might just be one of the most bizarre yet hilarious edits I've seen.
It is literally the only reason I come back to this video every once in a while, it's so funny. I see it in my head sometimes randomly lol. On an unrelated note, I recently found out Todd has a wife, and it blew my mind.
Yes but even playing in the ball pit would be of more value compared to being given the minimum amount of the in-game currency if you have paid $200-300 for a Nylon back, and a mouldy helmet.
@@thanmayjinu6333 2 things. One, I'm not so sure I would like what I would find. Two, I know full-well what a ball pit is. I was making that comparison to say that if I had a choice between going in a ball pit or getting scammed $200-300 for a pretty much non-existent Canvas bag.
@@bagelbaboosh01 To summarize Dashcon's ball pit, it became a meme after people who bought tickets to a major event that was supposed to happen during Dashcon (which didn't happen) were told that they were entitled to 1 extra hour in the ball pit. -(Also, someone pissed in it but we don't gotta touch upon that)-
same, though since the video's release there were enough Fallout 76 gaffes to make a full on sequel. This video was paced so perfectly though I don't know how I'd feel about it being extended even though it totally could be!
To be fair it is pretty impressive how they managed to cram every single thing wrong with the modern games industry into one huge clusterfuck of a release
Also the fact that they managed to destroy their reputation in such a small period of time. People don't think of well made RPGs when they think of Bethesda anymore, they think of this atomic fuck up.
The Fallout 76 mess was insane. Didn't even mention the thousands of Power Armor Edition helmets that had to be recalled due to containing dangerous levels of mold.
@@TheOCO8 No, like actual fungus. 20,000 helmets were recalled due to contamination with a fungus that could be seriously hazardous to people with weak immune systems or mold allergies
I’ve watched this vid 10+ times because it’s just that good and makes me laugh a ridiculous amount. It makes me so happy to see the views continue to rise month over month ❤
The Poogly maybe when you’re bored try out Fallout 76. It’s mostly bug free now, has much more content, and somehow made a good BR. In a game engine that wasn’t made for multiplayer PVP, the battle royale somehow works. “It just works” - Todd Howard. Except it actually does this time
This video NEEDS a sequel. For a brief period of time you could literally spawn in items from a completely different game and now you can *TAKE A PLAYERS ENTIRE INVENTORY*
@ADR69 Its multiple memes packed on top of one another. For one, it's trying to do the "Alexa Play Descpasito" meme (where you ask an Amazon Alexa to play the Justin beiber song). But the device he's asking is not an Alexa, and the name of the device is the name of the song.
The 'light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate' chant sometimes slips unbidden into my mind and bounces around like a catchy song refrain until I watch again.
I always guessed that the email was a result of a PR person who was already really annoyed at how shit everything was going, and then their bosses said "we aren't gonna do anything about it," so the person just said that.
Honestly as someone who worked 4 years in customer service for various shitty companies, that line just shocked me to my core. You NEVER fucking say something like that to a customer, that's like hastily hired new starter levels of incompetence.
$5 of in game currency, the fine print : You will still get your bag just after a few years as we r hiding from the virus and cannot mass produce power edition armour rn.- a game company know as Bethesda
Also wild how they had to have customers who ordered it basically re-order it. Like… did they just delete all of their order info after the game shipped?
Oh shit really?? Lmao I didn’t know they didn’t even make 14M sales. Who would buy a game for full price with no single player campaign and 100% online (to be empty and abandoned within a couple weeks of release)
Nobody can finish it. Do all the quests, and there are dtill dailies. Buy everything in the shop and new things will be added. Bethany Esda want you to never stop playing
@@jimberlands The Y2k "bug" was a fear people had back in 1999. All computer systems we're designed to count up years in 2 digits, so 1995 became 95, 1996 became 96, and so on. However when the year would reach 2000 people feared it would "overflow" and loop back down to 00 with many programs thinking it was BEFORE 1995.
@@rico5818 That wasn't just a "fear." Y2K really was going to happen. But thousands of coders worked long hours to prevent any issues. There were entire companies that sprung up just to update banking and financial software. Ever watched Office Space? That's what they are actually (supposed to be) doing in the movie.
Obviously, you haven't played FO76 lately, its only 250 atoms along with our very own digital Julie Andrew clone singing, that old favorite climb every mountain, etc. . . . limited time offer of course.
8:38 I myself received this e-mail asking me how I got into the room. I told them that they would have to do more than that, so I asked them to write me a 500-word essay on:' Why release a $60 video game when it's not finished'. They didn't answer me:(
I really like the "not up to the Fallout standard" with the rum. It makes me imagine that it was actually good once, and they needed the delay to make it terrible.
i was just gonna say this! i agree with that i feel like they made a frosted glass bottle and Bethesda was like "nah that would be us doing something right cant have that lol" especially when they said how many hours and money went into the plastic WTF?! why do that then
the fact that IH is actually contributing to the bashing of 76 and not trying to find another side(like he did in No Mans Sky and Balloon Boy) means that he looked and found no other side. This was just a terrible release
@Mable's Fatal Fable I absolutely hate this attitude of rush out a blatantly unfinished and unplayable game at release and then later patch it up 1 or 2 years after the release. No matter how good a game might be, such a course of action is inexcusable
You have to realize they released a garbage technical game, refused refunds, scammed players, fucked up pre-order items and many more. They aren't even ashamed about it unlike Sean. If there's any room for redemption. It is not in this video. Bethesda deserves hate. And realize they fucked up. Big time.
All the bugs aren't Bethesda's fault, West Virginia is just like that. Every time I leave my house there's a good chance I'll be someone different and fall through the ground.
Well, it's your fault for living in West Virginia. On the other hand it's kind of exciting to see if your house is bugged when you return home after work or just restarted.
The cost of the bottle itself was a red herring, making the plastic shell vs making a mold for a glass bottle wasn't the issue. I'd bet dollars to donuts that the issue is that a Nuka-shaped glass bottle wouldn't work with the bottling machinery. Modifying the bottling production line for a niche product was surely a non-starter from a cost standpoint... So instead of abandoning this stupid fucking idea of Fallout Rum... they hatched the brilliant plan of a plastic shell + standard glass bottle that works with standard bottling production lines + deceptive marketing.
Keep in mind they never unbanned the players who just played the game to get good gear. No they actually told them "Sorry once you're banned we can't do anything, make a new account and start over, lol" someone actually paid a hacker to have their account unbanned, according to said hacker it was "surprisingly easy"
Wiss Miss “Yes hello Brian, we’re calling on behalf of Amazon in regards to the applications you’ve filed. Are you available to come in for an interview?” Brian:”🎶fuck this shit I’m out!🎶”
This is by far my favorite video on this platform, coming back every few months to watch it again. Bethesta just keeps messing up and it gets worse and worse, the way things just spiral lower and lower is mesmerizing.
That last part of the video was oddly ominous and surprisingly accurate. How many people were excited for Starfield for it to be a big hunk of mediocrity
what you said makes no sense lol you sound like a 12 year idiot attempting to bully strangers online. For no reason. lmao thats amazingly pathetic@@elhazthorn918
"No Man's Sky was a surprising comeback. So, maybe Bethesda can do it too." Bethesda could not, in fact, do it too. Dude, you coukd make an entire 5 part series for all of the shit that has happened with this game since you released this. And I'd watch them all like 5 times.
There's a fundamental difference between can and will. If an indie team of a dozen workers could do it post-launch, then a multi-million dollar triple-A company has no excuse to say it can't. They won't do it not because they lack the ability to do it, they won't do it because they don't give a damn about actually fixing 76, and are in fact monetizing the problems they make by providing solutions at a price. You won't see No Man's Sky even daring to even dream of such an approach.
What makes me sad about this is that it's totally possible to bounce back, final fantasy remade an entire game that was shit and Ubisoft had been continuously working on Rainbow six Siege since launch (regardless of bugs it's infinitely better than launch). I'm just sad an iconic series like fallout is being treated so shamefully.
This whole video is just a rollercoaster of watching a once beloved game studio destroy every bit of goodwill they once had. Probably one of the most funny and depressing things I’ve seen
It's weird because I never really liked their games. Everybody around me thought I was off about the strange character designs and the combat system. These days people have started questioning, but back in 2007 I was considered to be nitpicking. It's a relief to see people suddenly notice that something's wrong over there
@@matthewmosier8439 strange, i always thought of their games as broken AA games hiden behind full AAA pricetag. They never were good for price they were selling them for at launch or after (those are all overpriced for my taste). Outer Worlds was first "Bethesda like" game that i ever bought for more then 20$. Yes its same system, but unlike those, polished.
I love the "shortage of material" excuse for the bags. It's literally one of the earliest fabrics ever invented and is so common and cheap that it's the go-to for practicing sewing patterns and then throwing out. It's woven cotton for god's sake
They were producing the bags in the world of fallout 76. Except even there, each player could have farmed for an hour and still gotten the bag. Take that china's production in our world!
The Fallout standards are very high, so I assume it was made of the world's finest frosted glass. However, because Bethesda loves their customers so much, they decided to spend TWICE the amount on the most pristine Fisher Price bottle at Walmart.
The rum bottle glitched through the floor, destroyed all the glass bottles, killed 130 people and leveled the building as it went mach one through the wall glitches
And the one that made the video is far smarter than the fucking idiots preordering stupid shit like bags and plastic shells as if they were some sort of holy grails.
@@exosproudmamabear558 as long as they keep todd on staff or atleast let him run his mouth in public they wont learn a thing todd is just as big a liar and cheat as randy bitchford peter molylier sean mur-you know what no sean actually proved he always intended for that to be in the game and actually brought the greatest industry dumpster fire into what was orginnally promised sean dosent deserve to be lumped in with the game industerys biggest liers
Wait. People other then Todd Howard work at Bethesda? I thought Bethesda was just like, one room where Todd constantly presses a button labeled "re-release Skyrim"
*game is literally the most boring shit ever and also almost unplayable* Bethesda: ... *a Fallout 76 player discovers an exploit that makes the game slightly enjoyable* Bethesda: WRITE US A FUCKING APOLOGY OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM ALL OF OUR GAMES FOREVER
We should really be asking ourselves why Bethesda still leaves dev rooms easily accessible in 2019 AFTER WE LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLOITED EVERY ROOM THEY HAVE EVER LEFT IN THEIR GAME
reminds me of the time I bought wolfenstein the new order, physical copy for PC. Great, physical DVD copy, I can just quickly install it and play for a couple hours before work. Turns out installing 50GB from DVD media takes fucking hours.
@@133hardrock Its an actual disk but when you put it in you then download the game online. So theres no game on the disk its just a code for you to download it.
I think the funniest thing here is that Bethesda released a broken game and then complained that people were taking advantage of that to find exploits. You don't get to build a house with a a wall missing and then complain that people keep breaking in
"things aren't up to the usual fallout standard" I like to imagine that the bottle was actually perfect and ready for shipping and they just went "hmmm not buggy enough" and here we are
@@aidanwhitfield110 why would we spend money to play a bland, uninteresting, micropayment store game when literally anything else would provide more enjoyment?
@@square7563 nah, by now the Sonic franchise has been a succesful fyre festival since they continue to poop game after game and they are still around. The movie is the corn on top of the poop mountain.
@@-0-getliffe476 10 people have an iq lower than absolute zero lol It was one video of his that wasn't mostly his, that being the Man in Cave video. Last I checked no one has found dirt on the other videos he has made, other than some weak accusations of him being far right.
@@feartheoldblood Wow man I don't know how you manage to cope with the PTSD induced by such a hard experience. Would've already ended myself because of the fear that it happens again.
@@lelahelry didnt matter, because I hid in plain site on a truck where they couldn't reach me. After 20 minutes of waiting I turned it off from boredom.
Never played it myself either but I keep hearing how it's actually decent and fun now (after all this time), might get it sometime when it's on sale for cheap.
@@HighKingOfSkyrim37 you are correct. What Bethesda fans wanted was the ability to play a game similar to the concept of Ark except with Fallout mechanics and/or the ability to co-op a regular Fallout game Unfortunately that doesnt sell microtransactions
they made one bad game, with COSMETIC microtransaction that people just didnt like. They were just unfortunate that the spotlight was shone on them and they took the brunt of all the hate triple a game devs are getting in 2019. and then obsidian released a trailer for outerworlds so everyone started hating on bethesda even more because for some reason everybody loves obsidian despite them making one good game ever, and that on release had even more bugs than fallout 76. outerworlds is going to flop anyway so i dont really care about that. cdpr then go all the love, again made one good game, and cyberpunk looks god awful. fan boys everywhere just love to jump on bandwagons and hate.
no shit... they had one of the most loyal fan bases in all of gaming. The action adventure rpg crowd of skrim and fallout who literally put up with mehhhh quality gameplay because the games had substance and flair. I have never replayed a single player game more than fallouNV (actually obsidian) or skyrim . They should have not tried to make it a big lobby MMO type game and focused on a smaller coop experience that also plays great single player I.E. Borderlands which I played about 3x as much as fallout/skyrim games because it is so much fun with friends. Instead they wanted to emulate GTA to get into the sleezy micro transaction market and now their brand is permanently tarnished.
Won't lie, I'm probably still gonna preorder Starfield.
hi internet historian
I will as well
Yeah same
You're on trending!
Internet Historian what’s that groovy tune playing in the background at 6:00?
this is why you shouldn't skip 72 games in the series
Lol
Hey its that tf2 guy
The game's been reduced to just country roads...
lol fake and gay
oh hey the country murderer watches internet historian
hi dan
sorry on behalf of all of the assholes on twitter (despite me not being one of them) :(
“It actually cost us twice as much to make the plastic one than the glass one”
*t h e n w h a t t h e f u -*
The thought process required to come up with that lie to respond to the criticism and thinking that it is a good defense requires some big brain time 🤔
like seriously what is the logic here "we could have made a higher quality version that's truer to advertising, but we made a crappier one instead for double the expenses"
@@autistpoet7639 there's actually a good plastic version on gamestop "Fallout Nuka-Cola Bomb Water Bottle"
@@patrick_btmn This is the greatest username ever.
How the hell did you pull it off? I'll bet that's a fun account.
It still amazes me every time i hear that
If plastic's more Expensive than why not use Glass ?
Damn they really played themselves there didn't they ?
Love how they said “we can’t afford the bags” but as soon as the lawsuit showed up they were like “ohhhh they money for the bag just suddenly appeared”
@Phil Ill The one thing I want out of all of this: I desperately, _desperately_ want to read the email where some fool said that there was a shortage of freaking _canvas._
That's because it was put in a vault set to open 1 month after the game dropped.
They also used that 'bag' opportunity to throw a single customer service representative under the bus for something they were clearly TOLD to say as response to the matter. I wondered after the decision was reversed about the bags, was the customer service rep given their job back?
Prob not.
Tick off another fuckup for 76 ;)
They probably ment "We cant afford the bags without losing money on them"
@Lassi Kinnunen Oddly specific unrelatable comparison but ok
My three favorite parts of this video:
3. All Todd scenes
2. The Skyrim Speech 0 edit
1. “Not up to the usual Fallout standards.”
Jeez. I love 3, new vegas and 4 but they are some of the jankiest games ever made.
@@kingbaby8761 I played 4 the most. I had a lot of fun with that one.
It's Skyrim, actually
@@operatorchakkoty4257
Same thing.
@@talknchet it's okay to be wrong.
Todd Howard blindfolded in a teletubby outfit flailing around and firing a shotgun might just be one of the most bizarre yet hilarious edits I've seen.
And also a very accurate one
"It JUST works!"
It’s hilarious because it actually happened. All cheaters were shot by Todd himself.
It is literally the only reason I come back to this video every once in a while, it's so funny. I see it in my head sometimes randomly lol. On an unrelated note, I recently found out Todd has a wife, and it blew my mind.
*"light wood laminate"*
“$5 worth of in game currency” is the Bethesda equivalent of “an extra hour in the ball pit”
Yes but even playing in the ball pit would be of more value compared to being given the minimum amount of the in-game currency if you have paid $200-300 for a Nylon back, and a mouldy helmet.
And someone took a shit in the ball pit
@@thanmayjinu6333 2 things. One, I'm not so sure I would like what I would find. Two, I know full-well what a ball pit is. I was making that comparison to say that if I had a choice between going in a ball pit or getting scammed $200-300 for a pretty much non-existent Canvas bag.
@@bagelbaboosh01 It's full of piss.
@@bagelbaboosh01 To summarize Dashcon's ball pit, it became a meme after people who bought tickets to a major event that was supposed to happen during Dashcon (which didn't happen) were told that they were entitled to 1 extra hour in the ball pit. -(Also, someone pissed in it but we don't gotta touch upon that)-
The line “Not up to the usual fallout standards” is literally art. It’s the missing comedy of aristophanes
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Hello fellow Byzantium fan
The moment I heard him read "The usual fallout standard" I knew there would be a compilation of fallout 76 being... Well, fallout 76
Reminds me of a certain note from a certain yellow company regarding a certain recently badly launched game
they probably said that, because the bottle was actual good quality before and they had to change that
5 years later, still a treat to watch it, almost cozy
The man himself is cozy. Not sure why but yeah I totally agree
Chicken noodle soup type cozy, I get what you mean
I don’t know why but I always end up rewatching this every so often. It’s just so well done
same, though since the video's release there were enough Fallout 76 gaffes to make a full on sequel. This video was paced so perfectly though I don't know how I'd feel about it being extended even though it totally could be!
Same, it's just amusing to watch Bethesda failed miserably
Even his sponsors are watchable
@@DiegoSanchez-rs4kx the only RAID: Shadow Legends ads I'll watch
oof, i thought i was a weirdo for rewatching this from time to time, its a masterpiece
To be fair it is pretty impressive how they managed to cram every single thing wrong with the modern games industry into one huge clusterfuck of a release
Also the fact that they managed to destroy their reputation in such a small period of time. People don't think of well made RPGs when they think of Bethesda anymore, they think of this atomic fuck up.
@@Jumbo58067 So.... what you saying here is that if you buy Fallout 76, is like buying a bundle of failures? =D
MrMonkeyhanger 🤣🤣🤣yeah, it was a glory of a failure
Yea Bethesda destroyed their amazing brand image, their brand is now dogshit. In one fell swoop, that is pretty impressive.
Only thing they didn't include to this sinking ship of a game are lootboxes. I think it's the only thing that actually kept them from extinction.
The Fallout 76 mess was insane. Didn't even mention the thousands of Power Armor Edition helmets that had to be recalled due to containing dangerous levels of mold.
I'm sorry, the dangerous levels of WHAT!?
@@voltz2339 The plastic they used was a cheap version that would become moldy fast.
@@ShadowSonic2 plastic molds???
@@TheOCO8 No, like actual fungus. 20,000 helmets were recalled due to contamination with a fungus that could be seriously hazardous to people with weak immune systems or mold allergies
@@misterbubbles6389 Its actually south park levels of ridiculousness
I’ve watched this vid 10+ times because it’s just that good and makes me laugh a ridiculous amount. It makes me so happy to see the views continue to rise month over month ❤
The guy that mailed Todd Howard a box of bobby pins with a note that said, "weigh these." Might be one of the funniest people ever
And Todd was too autistic to get that he was being mocked.
Oh shit, I didn't know he was saying "weigh these." I thought he was saying "Weighties" like a pun on "Wheaties" lol
@@lephiro tf
@@lephiro In what world would that make any sense?! lol
@@lephiro I thought he said Wavies as in wavy pins like it was a brand of some sort
Everytime I get bored, I come back to rehear the telling of the Fall of 76.
Same!
If it appears on my recommended, I know I'm in for the story again.
It's not one the Jedi would tell you.
The Poogly maybe when you’re bored try out Fallout 76. It’s mostly bug free now, has much more content, and somehow made a good BR. In a game engine that wasn’t made for multiplayer PVP, the battle royale somehow works. “It just works” - Todd Howard. Except it actually does this time
@@dawreckor "It just works...eventually"
This video NEEDS a sequel. For a brief period of time you could literally spawn in items from a completely different game and now you can *TAKE A PLAYERS ENTIRE INVENTORY*
Including the items people spent REAL MONEY on. Ya it has definitely gotten worse.
Martin Findley I saw the videos of people using that exploit the economy of the game is for all intents and purposes screwed
Wtf is this true lol
Tero E yong yea had a video on it
This video doesn't just need a sequel, it needs a 200 episode series.
To this day I still laugh at the LAYERS of meme with "Descpasito. Play country roads."
I still don't get it 😢 but I'm old
@ADR69 Its multiple memes packed on top of one another.
For one, it's trying to do the "Alexa Play Descpasito" meme (where you ask an Amazon Alexa to play the Justin beiber song). But the device he's asking is not an Alexa, and the name of the device is the name of the song.
"Nukes stopped working when the year rolled over"
Good lord they Y2K'd themselves
Ah you’re a balisong flipper
Goes to show not even Bethesda was expecting people to still play by the next year.
They did worse than Y2K because Y2K was not planing for the turn of the decade not just the single year
Nich
@hi there turn of the millennium actually.
The whole life time supply of toilet paper was ahead of its time.
Had he not left it in the rain, he'd be _miles_ ahead of the curve by now.
Internet Historian predicts the future caught on tape
Holy crap didn’t realize this was 1 year old def ahead of its time 😂
Not the first time he predicted this...the Olympic torch video ends on a great note too
Good thing he's a kiwi ^_-
I've never been so entertained by a game I will never play.
Same with EA SW Vattlefront2
John Bacon That’s a great game now though
@@johnbacon4997 battlefront 2 actually pretty decent now
and that's a fact
Mass Deffect andromeda
I can't help but rewatch this every so often. The editing is just great.
Ditto. I think this is my 6th time here.
This is like my 11th time in hear because i love to be remind about the evidences regarding the desaster surrounding this game.
The 'light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate' chant sometimes slips unbidden into my mind and bounces around like a catchy song refrain until I watch again.
@@amandahuginkys7878 He peaked with this vid
Tod: How long till the game is finished?
The team: about 2 years
Tod: ok, release it tomorrow
Killian Experience?
@@horsenuggets1018 ....Maybe
Lol
Yep. Nearly two years to reach the amazing quality level of...Fallout 4, but worse. And, still with micropayments.
Big daddy zenimax needed his destiny rip off for the 2018 financial year
This is more well made than the actual game.
@@patrick_btmn my gun is also very excited to meet you too todd
HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF UA-cam AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST UA-camR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye panz
This is the most likes i’ve ever got.
AxxL wish I could disappoint two girls at the same time like this boss.
Dude so true!!
13:03 “I bought a life supply of toilet paper”
Well that aged well
I sure wish I had that toilet paper now
@@her0966 F
16 *TIMES* the foreshadowing.
It's like the guy who bought a few hundred bitcoins when they were dirt cheap and then just threw out the hard drive.
Very well indeed
"we're not planning on doing anything about it"
- Bethesda
Same things with Starfield. But this time, modders had enough
Moment I saw that part, Bethesda Is Trash 🚮
"We aren't planning on doing anything about it"
gotta give them some respect for having the balls to send people an email like this
But then loosing it further.
I always guessed that the email was a result of a PR person who was already really annoyed at how shit everything was going, and then their bosses said "we aren't gonna do anything about it," so the person just said that.
@John Doe brother.
John Doe Holy shit
Honestly as someone who worked 4 years in customer service for various shitty companies, that line just shocked me to my core. You NEVER fucking say something like that to a customer, that's like hastily hired new starter levels of incompetence.
'Anyone who paid $200-300 for the Power Armor edition, is hereby entitled to $5 worth of in-game currency' gets me every time.
$5 of in game currency, the fine print :
You will still get your bag just after a few years as we r hiding from the virus and cannot mass produce power edition armour rn.- a game company know as Bethesda
'Hear ye, hear ye' 'I'm gonna get five eighteenths of the white power armour set' fine additions to this qoute
Light Wood Laminate! Light Wood Laminate!
Also wild how they had to have customers who ordered it basically re-order it. Like… did they just delete all of their order info after the game shipped?
@@noahyuen7245 There was no virus in 2018 you dummy
its such an amazing tale. everytime you think it just cant get worse, it does. and with a magnitude you couldnt even imagine beforehand.
Yrah this game was the biggest shitstorm.
NOTHING, was done right. NOTHING
perfect way to put it
2020 in a nutshell
And we used to complain about functional games, what has cyberpunk made
And it only got worst as time went on. Let’s not forget the one year later hack where could still your inventory. Lol
Tbh I wish he did a full dive into everything. His sense of humor is great and comical. Especially the "Duffel Krefful" is comedy gold.
The moment you realise this video has been watched more times then copies of Fallout 76 sold
Oh shit really?? Lmao I didn’t know they didn’t even make 14M sales.
Who would buy a game for full price with no single player campaign and 100% online (to be empty and abandoned within a couple weeks of release)
69 likes noice
its now 76... how ironic
@@the_byzantine6993 oof
messed up thing is soooo many more fuck ups have happened with 76 since this video came out
Bethesda was like:
This is funny, we should give him the material for another one.
Xi Jinping yes my glorious leader we shall grant you your sequel
I admire your spirit to fight communism, Winnie the Pooh must earn its title back brother.
Doneld Trump İndeed brother
Thanks mr Jinping
And Blizzard was like *bet we can one up you*
I tried Fallout 76, never finished it. Not to worry though, neither did Bethesda.
pixelshock I just played up to where Todd himself quit
F
Lmao the geraldo picture is perfect for this post
The amount of times of heard this joke
Nobody can finish it. Do all the quests, and there are dtill dailies. Buy everything in the shop and new things will be added. Bethany Esda want you to never stop playing
Five years later and that ‘Despacito play country roads” bit still gets a hearty laugh from me
"It is 4 times the size of fallout 4."
He means storage size, not map size
It is map size, the Storage size is almost the same. Look at FO4 and FO76 they look almost the same to me.
@@anothertallbruv8665 you know the rule and sooo doo iiiii
*draw out r/whoooosh*
2020 IS bullsht what is that?
@@anothertallbruv8665 search it up
a trash I’m a kid
The fact that they actually Y2k ed themselves will be forever hilarious to me. What was Todd Howard doing in 1999?
....partying??
Probably playing chess with the club.
What is Y2K'ing?
@@jimberlands The Y2k "bug" was a fear people had back in 1999. All computer systems we're designed to count up years in 2 digits, so 1995 became 95, 1996 became 96, and so on. However when the year would reach 2000 people feared it would "overflow" and loop back down to 00 with many programs thinking it was BEFORE 1995.
@@rico5818 That wasn't just a "fear." Y2K really was going to happen. But thousands of coders worked long hours to prevent any issues. There were entire companies that sprung up just to update banking and financial software. Ever watched Office Space? That's what they are actually (supposed to be) doing in the movie.
I wonder if Bethesda ever offered any money to quietly take this down because god knows I watch it like twice a month for comfy vibes
Aiden Aitken, I have a feeling they wouldn’t pay for it being taken down, probably just a legal team or something
Sadly bethesda does not have any money left
. Why would they
Lazy fucks
Same here, brother - I've yet to play it, but both this and the one for NMS also quite well-made as well...
@@Nobodyss21 what do you mean 'sadly'? That's great news!
Not gonna lie the “we don’t plan on doing anything about this” is what I would DIE to say in customer service.
To be fair you could prolly say it at least once 😂
See that mountain? You can climb it.
For 500 Atoms.
Be realistic. You can't climb in the Creation Engine. They'll just take your 500 atoms and add a note to your inventory telling you to press space.
2000 atoms*
Obviously, you haven't played FO76 lately, its only 250 atoms along with our very own digital Julie Andrew clone singing, that old favorite climb every mountain, etc. . . . limited time offer of course.
*For 501 Atoms
why would I climb a mountain when I can buy some light wood laminate?
8:38 I myself received this e-mail asking me how I got into the room.
I told them that they would have to do more than that, so I asked them to write me a 500-word essay on:' Why release a $60 video game when it's not finished'.
They didn't answer me:(
Now this is a reply worth 500 atoms
@@SuitulFhrost But still not a canvas bag :C
Maybe even 1000 atoms if Bethesda is feeling generous.
@MARIOX75 what about a nylon bag?
All that money that went to “new rendering, lighting, and landscape technology” should’ve gone to the dev room’s security.
it's on steam now and the tags are MEMES and PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR
And its mostly positive? Idk if fanboys or they fixed it but who knows
Dan hmmm...
@@DanDanyul haven't heard of the new DLC?
@@DanDanyul It mostly is fanboys and super casual fans. The new DLC bumped it very, VERY, slightly up in quality. But not enough to say it's any good.
Accurate I’d say
Hilariously, that ending almost perfectly predicted starfield.
Modders are done with Starfield 😂
How so?
@@alimations5226 starfield released and disappointed a lot of people. As he says in the video, tod returned to get our hopes up once again
I really like the "not up to the Fallout standard" with the rum. It makes me imagine that it was actually good once, and they needed the delay to make it terrible.
Underrated comment.
"oh crap it's actually good. DOKTOR! TURN OFF THE RUM FILTERS!"
- Todd Howard, probably
Goated comment
i was just gonna say this! i agree with that i feel like they made a frosted glass bottle and Bethesda was like "nah that would be us doing something right cant have that lol" especially when they said how many hours and money went into the plastic WTF?! why do that then
LMFAO
Bethesda is going to need to release a patch to bring me back to life from reading that one.
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the fact that IH is actually contributing to the bashing of 76 and not trying to find another side(like he did in No Mans Sky and Balloon Boy) means that he looked and found no other side. This was just a terrible release
I would give you a thumbs up but atm of writing you have 76 thumbs up and that's just too perfect.
@@villalba874 76 likes gang
You really need to consider that this was made two years ago before all the DLCs and updates came along.
@Mable's Fatal Fable I absolutely hate this attitude of rush out a blatantly unfinished and unplayable game at release and then later patch it up 1 or 2 years after the release. No matter how good a game might be, such a course of action is inexcusable
You have to realize they released a garbage technical game, refused refunds, scammed players, fucked up pre-order items and many more. They aren't even ashamed about it unlike Sean.
If there's any room for redemption. It is not in this video. Bethesda deserves hate. And realize they fucked up. Big time.
The work on this video is insane. Even though no one talks about this game anymore, I enjoyed every second because the editing is top notch.
All the bugs aren't Bethesda's fault, West Virginia is just like that. Every time I leave my house there's a good chance I'll be someone different and fall through the ground.
Or hit a pothole and be launched to the moon.
@@sijul6483 Sometimes there's road between the potholes
I'm annoyed but, this is true
Well, it's your fault for living in West Virginia.
On the other hand it's kind of exciting to see if your house is bugged when you return home after work or just restarted.
@@roserevancroix2308 both.
"It actually cost us twice as much to make the plastic one!"
Then why didn't you make glass ones?
i would have to guess they cheaped out on shipping costs.
Because it made more sense ;)
The cost of the bottle itself was a red herring, making the plastic shell vs making a mold for a glass bottle wasn't the issue. I'd bet dollars to donuts that the issue is that a Nuka-shaped glass bottle wouldn't work with the bottling machinery. Modifying the bottling production line for a niche product was surely a non-starter from a cost standpoint... So instead of abandoning this stupid fucking idea of Fallout Rum... they hatched the brilliant plan of a plastic shell + standard glass bottle that works with standard bottling production lines + deceptive marketing.
greyhawk “accidentally”
Because we're running out of sand
Keep in mind they never unbanned the players who just played the game to get good gear. No they actually told them "Sorry once you're banned we can't do anything, make a new account and start over, lol"
someone actually paid a hacker to have their account unbanned, according to said hacker it was "surprisingly easy"
Heh really? That's pathetic really 🤣
That’s what happened to my Elder scroll online account
That’s sounds surprisingly like “I used the stones to destroy the stones.”
That’s freaking hilarious
@@sebaskin-robbins6569 That sound like a trebuchet.
this is by far my favorite video on your channel. pure goldmine of fun and entertainment
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Yes, Todd, oh god, yes
15:14 is my new ringtone
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@@BFree-ge6ms how deep is he
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Wow... you literally put more work in researching 76 than the creators put into making it.
Hey, they worked really hard on the map
Nothing else, but the map is pretty
@@harrylane4 pretty empty
@@harrylane4
Is no secret to any that landscapes are one of the few good things Bethesda does objectively good.
DAAAAAMN
@@thatguyonyoutube989 * claps *
*Store gets trashed*
*Phone rings*
Brian: "Thank you for calling gamestop, this is Brian."
"... uh, do you guys have battletoads?"
Yes, that was the sequence of events, thank you so much for documenting this.
Wiss Miss “Yes hello Brian, we’re calling on behalf of Amazon in regards to the applications you’ve filed. Are you available to come in for an interview?”
Brian:”🎶fuck this shit I’m out!🎶”
Gotta rip off those gamers.
It is “ma’am”!
This is by far my favorite video on this platform, coming back every few months to watch it again. Bethesta just keeps messing up and it gets worse and worse, the way things just spiral lower and lower is mesmerizing.
This same mf will meatride ubishit 😂 try playing 76 instead of watching a 4 year old video about it
-open Fallout 76
-game crashes to black screen
-hear soft music
-blurry image of wagon appears
-‘Good, your finally awake’
But Skyrim was actually good.
@@aUsernameInnit Agreed. It might not be everyone's bottle of mead but I like it, especially with Quality of Life and textures/lighting mods.
you're*
@@aUsernameInnit It is good, but construct it yourself still a thing.
"They spent 100 hours writing the code"
We were asking about the rum, not the game itself >:(
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@@captainwoolbeard2447 r/ihavereddit
NOBODY ASKED
PFF OWCH.
Im pretty sure they were talking about the code to design the plastic shell
(Quick, this thread demands somebody woooosh me)
Also known as “how to destroy a reputation that took 20 years to create in 1 year”.
To be fair, it was a slow decline ever since the way they treated Obsidian and New Vegas.
@@DemonlordHatty New Vegas AKA The Best Fallout Ever
eadasder13 I think I’ll reinstall it right now, in fact.
@@DemonlordHatty You should do it as I did 2 weeks ago.
Never expected any of the shit listed here from Bethesda, ever
Anytime I get excited about ES6, I come back to this video to remind myself it will never happen and it will be trash.
ES6 will just be prettier Skyrim with even more cut and simplified features.
@@fortissears5388 Bold of you to assume it will be prettier...
-So anyway, where is your bag?
-Gone, reduced to Atoms.
Either the pun with the Atoms was intentional, in which case you’re a genius, or it was unintentional and still hilarious
@@oldaccount1254 I'm glad you got it
most underrated comment on here
So underrated
genius
The toilet paper joke was ahead of its time
lol right
I was looking for a comment like this. kudos
Would've been rich if it weren't for the crows.
Nah history just repeats itself.
Holy shit, I always thought this came out during quarantine!
Player: "Please add more ammo to the game"
Bethesda: "we got you", moves all ammo to atomic shop
That last part of the video was oddly ominous and surprisingly accurate. How many people were excited for Starfield for it to be a big hunk of mediocrity
The funny truth? Modders will make that game AMAZING....LIKE THE REST
Can't wait! Modders should run gaming companies lol@@dylanmcshane9976
@@dylanmcshane9976 Sounds like a hard cope?
what you said makes no sense lol you sound like a 12 year idiot attempting to bully strangers online. For no reason. lmao thats amazingly pathetic@@elhazthorn918
@@dylanmcshane9976If you have to wait for a game to be modded until it is finally enjoyable, then why in the world pay full price for it??
Fallout 3: where's my dad?
Fallout 4: where's my son?
Fallout 76: WhERe'S mY CaNvAS bAG?!
Fallout 76: WhERe's mEh REfUnd!?
Fallout 76: Where's the delete button.
0/10 would not pirate again.
Fallout 77: wHeRe ArE mY bUgS
@@Itsprincesweets Hopefully.
"No Man's Sky was a surprising comeback. So, maybe Bethesda can do it too."
Bethesda could not, in fact, do it too.
Dude, you coukd make an entire 5 part series for all of the shit that has happened with this game since you released this. And I'd watch them all like 5 times.
There's a fundamental difference between can and will. If an indie team of a dozen workers could do it post-launch, then a multi-million dollar triple-A company has no excuse to say it can't. They won't do it not because they lack the ability to do it, they won't do it because they don't give a damn about actually fixing 76, and are in fact monetizing the problems they make by providing solutions at a price. You won't see No Man's Sky even daring to even dream of such an approach.
Rewatch 5 times!? Only?!
@@wrath7756 Ok, probably more. I don't even know how many times I've watched this video.
@@nightmarefanatic1819 76 times
What makes me sad about this is that it's totally possible to bounce back, final fantasy remade an entire game that was shit and Ubisoft had been continuously working on Rainbow six Siege since launch (regardless of bugs it's infinitely better than launch). I'm just sad an iconic series like fallout is being treated so shamefully.
This has such strong rewatch value
tell me about I think watch this vid about 10 times already its more fun to watch this then to actually play the game
We have the same first name
it’s aging like fine wine 🥂
tell me about it. I've seen it prob 12 times within the last year and half! Especially during Quarantine!
I'm on my 28th watch lmao. You're speaking the truth here
This whole video is just a rollercoaster of watching a once beloved game studio destroy every bit of goodwill they once had. Probably one of the most funny and depressing things I’ve seen
It's weird because I never really liked their games.
Everybody around me thought I was off about the strange character designs and the combat system.
These days people have started questioning, but back in 2007 I was considered to be nitpicking.
It's a relief to see people suddenly notice that something's wrong over there
@@matthewmosier8439 strange, i always thought of their games as broken AA games hiden behind full AAA pricetag. They never were good for price they were selling them for at launch or after (those are all overpriced for my taste). Outer Worlds was first "Bethesda like" game that i ever bought for more then 20$. Yes its same system, but unlike those, polished.
I love the "shortage of material" excuse for the bags. It's literally one of the earliest fabrics ever invented and is so common and cheap that it's the go-to for practicing sewing patterns and then throwing out. It's woven cotton for god's sake
True, true. But hear me out! Shitty nylon is cheaper.
Fr I use that stuff to strengthen my test pieces and, when I have time, I crossstitch on it, Can confirm that stuff is DIRT cheap
It’s also something that everyone can check so easily, I don’t understand someone could come up with that excuse
They were producing the bags in the world of fallout 76.
Except even there, each player could have farmed for an hour and still gotten the bag. Take that china's production in our world!
Yeah, this isn't a Minecraft/Terraria situation where I gotta go farm some more canvas before I can make a bag.
Honestly I’m scared of what state that rum bottle was in if it wasn’t even up to “the usual fallout standards”
The Fallout standards are very high, so I assume it was made of the world's finest frosted glass. However, because Bethesda loves their customers so much, they decided to spend TWICE the amount on the most pristine Fisher Price bottle at Walmart.
@@None-Trick_Pony LMAO
The rum bottle glitched through the floor, destroyed all the glass bottles, killed 130 people and leveled the building as it went mach one through the wall glitches
I bet it was *Decent* so they had to up it to their standards and by that i mean pissing all over it
@@fluffbutt6415 taking those precious canvas bags with them
“Please tell us how you did it and we’ll unban you”
And now they ban people who report bugs to them. 10/10 Bethesda
Donavan Flores wtf is going on in this alternative dimension ...
that's some mogul moves right there
So they've been smoking that nut pack.
Bethesda : OUR GAMES GOT NO BUGS, BAN HIM
Me playing New Vegas:
*Now is that a democracy? I don't think so.*
TFW criticism of a game has a better production value than the game itself.
And the one that made the video is far smarter than the fucking idiots preordering stupid shit like bags and plastic shells as if they were some sort of holy grails.
Can you get your dad to smite Todd Howard
“Enemy A.I. is far more A than I.”
*Enemy shoots himself in the face*
They just want to be released from their pain. I mean imagine living in the game fallout 76, nope nope nope.
they shoot their friends first
@@Noel-yh4xp cause its funnny dip shit
I don't get the joke, though. What is A and I in the joke?
@@SourcianMStudio if you don't know what AI means you probably shouldn't even be on the comment section
People want a sequel to this masterpiece more than they'd ever want another fallout game
I don't know if this is funny, or just sad
By now, he could have a 5-part series!
@@Chonkoyoinky FUCK YOU TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's more entertaining than the game!
Or any bethesda game
Bethesda giving themselves 5 star reviews showz how far they go to sell their irradiated nuka-cola
this video has more replay value than the entire game
I've never played a single fallout game, but just reading this comment after watching the video made me laugh so hard.
You should play new Vegas.
@@Dime_time333 i unfortunately dislike 1st person shooters very much. So I wouldn't enjoy the games either way.
@@solaronyou8610 you can play in 3rd person.
@@Dime_time333 xD nah sir, it's not my cup of tea for gaming.. Shooters aren't it for me.
Bethesda should write an essay about how important it is to actually launch finished games.
500 words minimum.
Kinda hard to write an essay on a topic you know literally nothing about.
I just hope they are not that thick headed to learn something from it.
@@exosproudmamabear558 as long as they keep todd on staff or atleast let him run his mouth in public they wont learn a thing todd is just as big a liar and cheat as randy bitchford peter molylier sean mur-you know what no sean actually proved he always intended for that to be in the game and actually brought the greatest industry dumpster fire into what was orginnally promised sean dosent deserve to be lumped in with the game industerys biggest liers
They should write an essay about not trusting their franchises with inexperienced developers
Being a part of the customer support team at bethesda must be like taking the oath to a suicide pact
But in a suicide pakt there is a point when the pain stops
Wait. People other then Todd Howard work at Bethesda?
I thought Bethesda was just like, one room where Todd constantly presses a button labeled "re-release Skyrim"
FUCK YOU WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR CANVAS BAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KvAT you mean Bethesda, right?
I can't believe how anyone can still work at Bethesda Game Studios. I mean, as long as they didn't sell their souls to Satan himself.
9:09
Even worse, it actually says there that if you buy a "USED CONTROLLER", you get Fallout 76 for free...
*a bunch of bugs*
Bethesda: ...
*a small exploit*
Bethesda: YO WTF
Not really a small exploit
@@Surteronarto Yes, because breaking into the Dev Room full of the rarest items worth thousands of caps and even IRL dollars is a minuscule exploit.
thor
*game is literally the most boring shit ever and also almost unplayable*
Bethesda: ...
*a Fallout 76 player discovers an exploit that makes the game slightly enjoyable*
Bethesda: WRITE US A FUCKING APOLOGY OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM ALL OF OUR GAMES FOREVER
We should really be asking ourselves why Bethesda still leaves dev rooms easily accessible in 2019 AFTER WE LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLOITED EVERY ROOM THEY HAVE EVER LEFT IN THEIR GAME
I love the idea of Todd Howard creating clones that handle all of the jobs to save money, but, because they're all Todd Howard, nothing works.
He went to my high school I have to support him
@@greedojenkins9984 So you're telling me you're true to Caesar?
"Haha, Todd!"
I find this extremely funny
@@soggybreadman4035 yes
"What's the point of a hard copy when the thing is just a cardboard disc telling you to redeem an online code?"
...What.
_What._
*_What._*
*_WHAT._*
The pinnacle of "Use our Online Store ples"
Someone who bought the game - can you confirm? There's no way there's cardboard in all those cases.
reminds me of the time I bought wolfenstein the new order, physical copy for PC. Great, physical DVD copy, I can just quickly install it and play for a couple hours before work.
Turns out installing 50GB from DVD media takes fucking hours.
@@133hardrock Its an actual disk but when you put it in you then download the game online. So theres no game on the disk its just a code for you to download it.
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This is the one video I can watch in full, unlimited times, and not get bored
I think the funniest thing here is that Bethesda released a broken game and then complained that people were taking advantage of that to find exploits.
You don't get to build a house with a a wall missing and then complain that people keep breaking in
Lmfao
Nice analogy my guy
It sais alot about the character of those willing to exploit others.
that was bethesdas point,it was intentional!! ;)
@@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed "exploit others"
Exploit who? Videogame npcs?
Who gives a shit
Bruh
"things aren't up to the usual fallout standard"
I like to imagine that the bottle was actually perfect and ready for shipping and they just went "hmmm not buggy enough" and here we are
"The way we did this was more expensive than a standard bottle anyway!"
That's literally what happened lmfao
It's almost like everything related to the game is as broken as the game itself
@@arandompasserby7940 yeah... 100 man-hours designing a bottle, surely it couldn't take a team of like 3 dudes more than a day
@@CorelUser have you even played it recently?
@@aidanwhitfield110 why would we spend money to play a bland, uninteresting, micropayment store game when literally anything else would provide more enjoyment?
"I didnt know rock bottom had a basement"
I’m in that basement. Bethesda is in the trash compactor under the basement
I'm in the trash compactor. Pretty sure Bethesda's in the incinerator below me.
I'm in the incinerator and I'm hearing screaming noises from the dungeon under me.
@@apollojustice5338 Oh no that's from the bunker under the dungeon.
@@Flashboy284 I think that's the cave under the bunker you're talking about there.
every few months this comes into my feed and i watch it. it is truly one of my favorite videos on youtube
I propose a sequel: "The Fall of 76 Part 2: The Search for More Money"
Lmao
@Henry please let that die,
Its older then my foot fungus
RobloxGaming 4K xD
Fall of 76 part 2: electric bogaloo and knuckles
@@shal6178 Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
Fallout 76: The Fyre Festival of Gaming
@@square7563 you mean sonic 06?
Nah thats Star Citizen
damn dawg, did Harvard contact you yet???
@@jeangreffsbp
SC got 16x the detail than
@@square7563 nah, by now the Sonic franchise has been a succesful fyre festival since they continue to poop game after game and they are still around.
The movie is the corn on top of the poop mountain.
The sign in germany actually stated: "for free with the purchase of an USED ps4 controller" . Let that sink in for a moment.
and as german I can say, not many people really bought it xD
That store was low key roasting Bethesda.
@@Whirly083 that was Gamestop
Lennart Moritz Oh 😂
I would have gotten that, if they kept the game. They could give it to another person and their friends.
Quality over quantity is why this channel is so good
A shame it's not his quality.
@@-0-getliffe476 10 people have an iq lower than absolute zero lol
It was one video of his that wasn't mostly his, that being the Man in Cave video. Last I checked no one has found dirt on the other videos he has made, other than some weak accusations of him being far right.
The T-pose was not a bug but a feature for intimidation
I wish I had saved the time I got swarmed by T posing deathclaws. Must have been 20 of them where there should have been 2.
@@feartheoldblood Wow man I don't know how you manage to cope with the PTSD induced by such a hard experience. Would've already ended myself because of the fear that it happens again.
@@lelahelry didnt matter, because I hid in plain site on a truck where they couldn't reach me. After 20 minutes of waiting I turned it off from boredom.
Every bug is a feature
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"The AI is far more A than I."
I died.
what does it mean?
@Djards
Ai stands for
"Artificial intelligence".
So, He's saying the NPCs are more "artificial" than They are "intelligent".
AI = _Anal Insertion_
So the AI is more Anal than Insertion
@@NewNicator LMAO
@@G1rlyP4ws i thought it was like
More A-Agility I-Intelligence
Because the bugs can go mach 1
Never played this game in my life. But I've watched this video like 35 times. It's just... perfect.
Never played it myself either but I keep hearing how it's actually decent and fun now (after all this time), might get it sometime when it's on sale for cheap.
“16x the micro transactions”
16x times the bugs
@@sirnikkel6746 16 times, the false promises
16 times the sadness
16x the bullshit
It just works
Todd as a teletuby, blindfolded, with a shotgun is the funniest picture ever
...this just works click-clack
With 16x times the detail!
@@imperial7247 4 times the siiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzee
Teletubby Character outfit mods in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
You forgot the blindfold.
@KamuiPan my bad
Please Internet Historian, do a documentary about Anthem's monumental failure next. There's so much material there to cover.
Yes PLEASE
I will still defend that game. I feel like everyone overreacts to it
@@BushBumperBaker where's the anthem cataclysm patch? oh right delay. Keep waiting on unfinished game sir
No way. It's such a boring topic
The game's still fresh. Give it more time for more shit to pile up
Some of IH videos hold such a special place in my memory. This man is a king.
PLAYERS CAN NOW STEAL OTHER PLAYER'S ENTIRE INVENTORY
No wonder there's no part 2 yet. Because it's getting worse faster than IH can write the script
@Take My Breath Away!!! what else? M O N E Y.
@@HighKingOfSkyrim37 you are correct.
What Bethesda fans wanted was the ability to play a game similar to the concept of Ark except with Fallout mechanics and/or the ability to co-op a regular Fallout game
Unfortunately that doesnt sell microtransactions
Just wait until you can steal real money from people
@@Peter_Schluss-Mit-Lustig i mean technically thats already happening. When people steal the items they also steal the items bought on the atom shop.
@@UltimatePowa even ark is more playable than fallout 76
I've never seen a game company so comprehensively demolish their own reputation whilst screwing over their loyal customer base at every turn.
Makes me wonder if the people running the game are also in charge of Star Wars over at Disney.
I know exactly what you mean. It seems like ever step they took to control the damage was intended to fuel the fire
GET HYPE FOR SKYRIM 2 :DDDDDD GAIS
they made one bad game, with COSMETIC microtransaction that people just didnt like. They were just unfortunate that the spotlight was shone on them and they took the brunt of all the hate triple a game devs are getting in 2019. and then obsidian released a trailer for outerworlds so everyone started hating on bethesda even more because for some reason everybody loves obsidian despite them making one good game ever, and that on release had even more bugs than fallout 76. outerworlds is going to flop anyway so i dont really care about that. cdpr then go all the love, again made one good game, and cyberpunk looks god awful. fan boys everywhere just love to jump on bandwagons and hate.
no shit... they had one of the most loyal fan bases in all of gaming. The action adventure rpg crowd of skrim and fallout who literally put up with mehhhh quality gameplay because the games had substance and flair. I have never replayed a single player game more than fallouNV (actually obsidian) or skyrim .
They should have not tried to make it a big lobby MMO type game and focused on a smaller coop experience that also plays great single player I.E. Borderlands which I played about 3x as much as fallout/skyrim games because it is so much fun with friends.
Instead they wanted to emulate GTA to get into the sleezy micro transaction market and now their brand is permanently tarnished.
76 and 77 have to be the most cursed numbers in gaming history.
cyberpunk/bug *cough cough*
@ABGH78 np
@@umm9745 2077 also happens to be the year the bombs fell.
Cyberpunk was one of the most disappointing games EVER
@@YesJimmyButlerOwnsYourTeam I think that's it's only memorable feature is that it was a tremendous disappoinment, with a laundry list of problems.
Welp, now Internet Historian can make a new video called "The Fall of Unity".
Please