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КОМЕНТАРІ • 52 тис.

  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian  5 років тому +93422

    Won't lie, I'm probably still gonna preorder Starfield.

  • @DemonVido
    @DemonVido 3 роки тому +5474

    *LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE*
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    • @thefastestoofinthewest8443
      @thefastestoofinthewest8443 3 роки тому +132

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    • @cyrilabapo2257
      @cyrilabapo2257 3 роки тому +106

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    • @Omega_F1sh
      @Omega_F1sh 3 роки тому +87

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    • @isaac7291
      @isaac7291 3 роки тому +76

      LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
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    • @spaceship9602
      @spaceship9602 3 роки тому +66

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  • @Endyyyyy
    @Endyyyyy 5 років тому +6846

    "Fallout 76 bug has made a player invincible and they just want to die"
    Probably the best gaming news headline that I have ever seen

    • @pizza6383
      @pizza6383 5 років тому +287

      Lol I was wheezing so hard at that point.

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 років тому +47

      Ahahahha

    • @TheHustlingFox
      @TheHustlingFox 5 років тому +207

      I had a bug that made everything else invincible and they wanted me to die...

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 років тому +17

      @Alexis Hazel DeSilva look at meeeeee

    • @KuroVargas
      @KuroVargas 5 років тому +40

      So basically, One punch man?

  • @TheBlownapart
    @TheBlownapart 8 місяців тому +802

    Only 5 years ago the internet got burned by Fallout 76.
    Now Starfield is announced and everyone goes back to pre-ordering.
    The only things that are infinite are God, the universe, and human stupidity.

    • @kankeydong2500
      @kankeydong2500 8 місяців тому +65

      Comes to tell you that gamers not only are the most oppressed but also the most gullible creatures on the planet.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@kankeydong2500Maybe not the former, but yeah, definitely the latter.

    • @furubayashisea5396
      @furubayashisea5396 14 днів тому +6

      and ironically Starfield become the new Fallout74 of bad.

    • @GarlicKnot5
      @GarlicKnot5 12 днів тому +2

      Well people still buy sports games and cod and R* releases so yeah they’re pretty dumb

    • @LonelyStardefender
      @LonelyStardefender 12 днів тому +1

      and stupid people wallets

  • @talknchet
    @talknchet 6 місяців тому +405

    My three favorite parts of this video:
    3. All Todd scenes
    2. The Oblivion Speech 0 edit
    1. “Not up to the usual Fallout standards.”

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 2 місяці тому +5

      Jeez. I love 3, new vegas and 4 but they are some of the jankiest games ever made.

    • @talknchet
      @talknchet 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kingbaby8761 I played 4 the most. I had a lot of fun with that one.

  • @qbmac2306
    @qbmac2306 5 років тому +7660

    See that mountain? You can climb it.
    For 500 Atoms.

    • @vulpesinculta3238
      @vulpesinculta3238 5 років тому +226

      Be realistic. You can't climb in the Creation Engine. They'll just take your 500 atoms and add a note to your inventory telling you to press space.

    • @toastyspaghetti4839
      @toastyspaghetti4839 5 років тому +33

      2000 atoms*

    • @johnstoddard8281
      @johnstoddard8281 5 років тому +30

      Obviously, you haven't played FO76 lately, its only 250 atoms along with our very own digital Julie Andrew clone singing, that old favorite climb every mountain, etc. . . . limited time offer of course.

    • @BigYoshi826
      @BigYoshi826 5 років тому +28

      *For 501 Atoms

    • @shnacallanan2656
      @shnacallanan2656 4 роки тому +53

      why would I climb a mountain when I can buy some light wood laminate?

  • @bigbrainb1684
    @bigbrainb1684 3 роки тому +14202

    “It actually cost us twice as much to make the plastic one than the glass one”
    *t h e n w h a t t h e f u -*

    • @agalwithnoname
      @agalwithnoname 3 роки тому +2172

      The thought process required to come up with that lie to respond to the criticism and thinking that it is a good defense requires some big brain time 🤔

    • @autistpoet7639
      @autistpoet7639 3 роки тому +1649

      like seriously what is the logic here "we could have made a higher quality version that's truer to advertising, but we made a crappier one instead for double the expenses"

    • @randomgeneratedname
      @randomgeneratedname 3 роки тому +264

      @@autistpoet7639 there's actually a good plastic version on gamestop "Fallout Nuka-Cola Bomb Water Bottle"

    • @LandRunProductions
      @LandRunProductions 3 роки тому +186

      @@patrick_btmn This is the greatest username ever.
      How the hell did you pull it off? I'll bet that's a fun account.

    • @jordannet5233
      @jordannet5233 3 роки тому +356

      It still amazes me every time i hear that
      If plastic's more Expensive than why not use Glass ?
      Damn they really played themselves there didn't they ?

  • @OdinCasts
    @OdinCasts 8 місяців тому +511

    It's incredible that anyone still has a shred of good will towards this company after all the outright malicious shit they did with this game and its merchandise. How nobody got arrested over this is actually astonishing.

    • @ferdinandfisrandapbicez4910
      @ferdinandfisrandapbicez4910 6 місяців тому +61

      @@bigotes8198 false advertising of the bag? negligence over the customer privacy? just some on the top of my head

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 5 місяців тому

      Because by law, companies are "persons". You cant jail a company. Another american law protecting evil people.

    • @Grandalf3004
      @Grandalf3004 4 місяці тому +8

      people don't get arrested for this stuff, the company itself would hold the legal responsibility and be fined

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 3 місяці тому

      The gaming audience is comprised of uninformed consumers and stunted manchildren, brand loyalty is like a religion to them.

    • @amandahuginkys7878
      @amandahuginkys7878 3 місяці тому +14

      Just today (1-5-2024) someone was shocked that starfield was bad.
      I asked why do people keep forgetting Todd Howard's history, and linked them this video.

  • @JJ-to7hj
    @JJ-to7hj 9 місяців тому +611

    4 Years later no one has learnt their lesson and are pre-ordering Starfield like crazy. You let companies get away with this, don't complain.

    • @Kuchito08
      @Kuchito08 6 місяців тому

      Bethesda fans are and always have been fucking stupid. It's like people who play Pokemon games on launch...(totally didn't get Scarlet day one....)

    • @theencolony5595
      @theencolony5595 5 місяців тому +8

      To be fair Starfield actually was at least half decent, people definitely should be waiting untill release tho

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 5 місяців тому

      NEVER. PREORDER. ANYTHING. EVER. FFS@@theencolony5595

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 4 місяці тому +103

      ​@@theencolony5595 "Half-decent" is a... telling word to use. What's the other half?

    • @dessertfoxo4096
      @dessertfoxo4096 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@elhazthorn918It's playable

  • @pat5907
    @pat5907 3 роки тому +5948

    The whole life time supply of toilet paper was ahead of its time.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 роки тому +373

      Had he not left it in the rain, he'd be _miles_ ahead of the curve by now.

    • @threes5031
      @threes5031 3 роки тому +128

      Internet Historian predicts the future caught on tape

    • @genshincoloredit9193
      @genshincoloredit9193 3 роки тому +44

      Holy crap didn’t realize this was 1 year old def ahead of its time 😂

    • @freeparking301
      @freeparking301 3 роки тому +14

      Not the first time he predicted this...the Olympic torch video ends on a great note too

    • @AshleyWilliamsN7
      @AshleyWilliamsN7 3 роки тому +2

      Good thing he's a kiwi ^_-

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 4 роки тому +7715

    Bethesda was like:
    This is funny, we should give him the material for another one.

    • @baturalpcan1752
      @baturalpcan1752 4 роки тому +141

      Xi Jinping yes my glorious leader we shall grant you your sequel

    • @wellimstillwrongbut2065
      @wellimstillwrongbut2065 4 роки тому +123

      I admire your spirit to fight communism, Winnie the Pooh must earn its title back brother.

    • @baturalpcan1752
      @baturalpcan1752 4 роки тому +8

      Doneld Trump İndeed brother

    • @Senny_V
      @Senny_V 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks mr Jinping

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 роки тому +24

      And Blizzard was like *bet we can one up you*

  • @superiorsnake1539
    @superiorsnake1539 4 місяці тому +121

    Hilariously, that ending almost perfectly predicted starfield.

  • @somerandomguy3392
    @somerandomguy3392 7 місяців тому +343

    Starfield is #1 on Steam at the moment. Not a single lesson learned.

    • @nickolaswishon7136
      @nickolaswishon7136 4 місяці тому

      Retards don't learn.

    • @Noxlion28
      @Noxlion28 4 місяці тому +33

      To be fair, a major release being number one on steam is normal regardless of its quality.

    • @acay5722
      @acay5722 2 місяці тому +23

      Starfield floated through space for a week and then disappeared XD

  • @motortschunke
    @motortschunke 5 років тому +3506

    Fallout 76: The Fyre Festival of Gaming

    • @jamesstuart3536
      @jamesstuart3536 5 років тому +2

      @@square7563 you mean sonic 06?

    • @jeangreffsbp
      @jeangreffsbp 5 років тому +2

      Nah thats Star Citizen

    • @ricardoguanipa8275
      @ricardoguanipa8275 5 років тому

      damn dawg, did Harvard contact you yet???

    • @neilt1352
      @neilt1352 5 років тому

      @@jeangreffsbp
      SC got 16x the detail than

    • @KhepriX
      @KhepriX 5 років тому +1

      @@square7563 nah, by now the Sonic franchise has been a succesful fyre festival since they continue to poop game after game and they are still around.
      The movie is the corn on top of the poop mountain.

  • @owengum8983
    @owengum8983 4 роки тому +8369

    The moment you realise this video has been watched more times then copies of Fallout 76 sold

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 роки тому +381

      Oh shit really?? Lmao I didn’t know they didn’t even make 14M sales.
      Who would buy a game for full price with no single player campaign and 100% online (to be empty and abandoned within a couple weeks of release)

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 роки тому +33

      69 likes noice

    • @the_byzantine6993
      @the_byzantine6993 4 роки тому +97

      its now 76... how ironic

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 роки тому +4

      @@the_byzantine6993 oof

    • @LeftNutTrauma
      @LeftNutTrauma 4 роки тому +36

      messed up thing is soooo many more fuck ups have happened with 76 since this video came out

  • @AA36499
    @AA36499 4 дні тому +17

    "we're not planning on doing anything about it"
    - Bethesda

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 дні тому

      Same things with Starfield. But this time, modders had enough

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 9 місяців тому +115

    Regarding the Nuka Rum and the containers, Todd wasn't wrong when he said it wasn't up to the usual Fallout standards...it wasn't bad enough. They needed more time to sabotage the original concept.

  • @Evolvedpants
    @Evolvedpants 3 роки тому +12528

    I still love that the 500 atoms apology wasn’t even enough to buy the digital version of the bag

    • @bluepikmin6363
      @bluepikmin6363 3 роки тому +259

      Admittedly, it also came with the clothes, but still

    • @doctorlevel7203
      @doctorlevel7203 3 роки тому +159

      Even War of the Wasteland game has better pvp than 76.

    • @chego05
      @chego05 3 роки тому +305

      @@doctorlevel7203 a game that isnt about combat has better combat than 76

    • @MCFrenstar
      @MCFrenstar 3 роки тому +291

      fuck the bag. Light wood laminate light wood laminate

    • @Julianna.Domina
      @Julianna.Domina 3 роки тому +170

      @@MCFrenstar light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate

  • @SaphiraTheMongoose
    @SaphiraTheMongoose 4 роки тому +6708

    I've never been so entertained by a game I will never play.

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 3 роки тому +37

      Same with EA SW Vattlefront2

    • @lars4108
      @lars4108 3 роки тому +50

      John Bacon That’s a great game now though

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 3 роки тому +25

      @@johnbacon4997 battlefront 2 actually pretty decent now

    • @filipsopinski5
      @filipsopinski5 3 роки тому +2

      and that's a fact

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 3 роки тому +9

      Mass Deffect andromeda

  • @TheBrandon7712
    @TheBrandon7712 9 місяців тому +107

    Anytime I find myself getting too hyped for Starfield I revisit this video, to remind me to stay skeptical. But bring this one home for us Todd

    • @allenkeettikkal3149
      @allenkeettikkal3149 6 місяців тому +9

      Well, with Starfield released, what’s your thoughts?

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@allenkeettikkal3149better than 76 that's for sure 😂

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 5 місяців тому +3

      Synthetic Man said all that needs to be said about Starfield

  • @zeblunz7882
    @zeblunz7882 7 місяців тому +113

    That last part of the video was oddly ominous and surprisingly accurate. How many people were excited for Starfield for it to be a big hunk of mediocrity

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 5 місяців тому +3

      The funny truth? Modders will make that game AMAZING....LIKE THE REST

    • @zeblunz7882
      @zeblunz7882 5 місяців тому

      Can't wait! Modders should run gaming companies lol@@dylanmcshane9976

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@dylanmcshane9976 Sounds like a hard cope?

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 4 місяці тому

      what you said makes no sense lol you sound like a 12 year idiot attempting to bully strangers online. For no reason. lmao thats amazingly pathetic@@elhazthorn918

    • @hawkeye7527
      @hawkeye7527 4 місяці тому

      ​@@dylanmcshane9976If you have to wait for a game to be modded until it is finally enjoyable, then why in the world pay full price for it??

  • @harrypeng9028
    @harrypeng9028 4 роки тому +2438

    13:03 “I bought a life supply of toilet paper”
    Well that aged well

    • @her0966
      @her0966 4 роки тому +66

      I sure wish I had that toilet paper now

    • @EireHammer
      @EireHammer 4 роки тому +11

      @@her0966 F

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 4 роки тому +83

      16 *TIMES* the foreshadowing.

    • @Square789_
      @Square789_ 3 роки тому +19

      It's like the guy who bought a few hundred bitcoins when they were dirt cheap and then just threw out the hard drive.

    • @rulebritannia8438
      @rulebritannia8438 3 роки тому +2

      Very well indeed

  • @mentalhygiene1250
    @mentalhygiene1250 5 років тому +5156

    Light wood laminate
    Light wood laminate
    Light wood laminate
    Light wood laminate

    • @BFree-ge6ms
      @BFree-ge6ms 5 років тому +138

      Yes, Todd, oh god, yes

    • @neonvalkyrja
      @neonvalkyrja 4 роки тому +84

      15:14 is my new ringtone

    • @thewarden6050
      @thewarden6050 4 роки тому +70

      Light Wood laminate
      Light Wood Laminate
      Light Wood Laminate

    • @yourdeath7820
      @yourdeath7820 4 роки тому +4

      @@BFree-ge6ms how deep is he

    • @shanemagalhaes93
      @shanemagalhaes93 4 роки тому +29

      Light wood laminate
      Light wood laminate

  • @TBird4490
    @TBird4490 7 місяців тому +21

    Possible Sequel: The Rise and Fall of Starfield.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 7 місяців тому +9

      The loading simulator, is not a space simulator, it would be fine if Bethesda market the game like The Outer Worlds, but no, they market the game as a space sim, but you cant do the basic space sims things, like travel to planet to planet or other solar systems without the fucking fast travel.

    • @sebdenzil
      @sebdenzil 7 місяців тому +2

      @@TheKeyser94 It's an RPG, it was never made out to be or promised to be a space sim of the likes of Elite or Star Citizen. Although there are a few issues with it in terms of space travel, I agree.

    • @cullermann2
      @cullermann2 7 місяців тому +3

      @@sebdenzil Maybe not a space sim but their whole marketing evolved around exploring space, traveling via ship from planet to planet. And now its considered okay to go via fast travel? Its just another scam by bethesda who for whatever reason are still regarded as a good game developer. I just don't get it

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 7 місяців тому +3

      @@sebdenzil No, Todd promoted this game as a space sim, but has nothing of space sims apart from the basic space combat, you cant even land in the planet or fly in the atmosphere, something that a game as boring as No Man Sky can do, if this game was promoted like The Outer World that wouldn't have been a problem, but no, they needed to over-promise as always.

  • @SBoll_
    @SBoll_ 6 місяців тому +51

    I can't help but rewatch this every so often. The editing is just great.

    • @amandahuginkys7878
      @amandahuginkys7878 3 місяці тому

      Ditto. I think this is my 6th time here.

    • @christiamcruz7454
      @christiamcruz7454 3 місяці тому +1

      This is like my 11th time in hear because i love to be remind about the evidences regarding the desaster surrounding this game.

    • @b.c.102
      @b.c.102 3 місяці тому +1

      The 'light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate' chant sometimes slips unbidden into my mind and bounces around like a catchy song refrain until I watch again.

  • @Cazzacker
    @Cazzacker 2 роки тому +10397

    'Anyone who paid $200-300 for the Power Armor edition, is hereby entitled to $5 worth of in-game currency' gets me every time.

    • @noahyuen7245
      @noahyuen7245 2 роки тому +297

      $5 of in game currency, the fine print :
      You will still get your bag just after a few years as we r hiding from the virus and cannot mass produce power edition armour rn.- a game company know as Bethesda

    • @tenebrisnarud9738
      @tenebrisnarud9738 2 роки тому +221

      'Hear ye, hear ye' 'I'm gonna get five eighteenths of the white power armour set' fine additions to this qoute

    • @ronmo671
      @ronmo671 2 роки тому +206

      Light Wood Laminate! Light Wood Laminate!

    • @WyattoonsComics
      @WyattoonsComics 2 роки тому +81

      Also wild how they had to have customers who ordered it basically re-order it. Like… did they just delete all of their order info after the game shipped?

    • @Filo127
      @Filo127 2 роки тому +21

      @@noahyuen7245 There was no virus in 2018 you dummy

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 5 років тому +144846

    this is why you shouldn't skip 72 games in the series

    • @theucrafter1666
      @theucrafter1666 5 років тому +3604

      Lol

    • @cathat9622
      @cathat9622 5 років тому +6212

      Hey its that tf2 guy

    • @jonathan.t.
      @jonathan.t. 5 років тому +4779

      The game's been reduced to just country roads...

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 років тому +650

      lol fake and gay

    • @NebulatheZorua
      @NebulatheZorua 5 років тому +1438

      oh hey the country murderer watches internet historian
      hi dan
      sorry on behalf of all of the assholes on twitter (despite me not being one of them) :(

  • @HighGroundoverAnnie
    @HighGroundoverAnnie 6 місяців тому +43

    The work on this video is insane. Even though no one talks about this game anymore, I enjoyed every second because the editing is top notch.

  • @petyavodolaz
    @petyavodolaz 7 місяців тому +47

    Starfield video waiting room

  • @brandongnuschke6054
    @brandongnuschke6054 2 роки тому +11881

    “$5 worth of in game currency” is the Bethesda equivalent of “an extra hour in the ball pit”

    • @bagelbaboosh01
      @bagelbaboosh01 2 роки тому +287

      Yes but even playing in the ball pit would be of more value compared to being given the minimum amount of the in-game currency if you have paid $200-300 for a Nylon back, and a mouldy helmet.

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 2 роки тому

      And someone took a shit in the ball pit

    • @bagelbaboosh01
      @bagelbaboosh01 2 роки тому +31

      @@thanmayjinu6333 2 things. One, I'm not so sure I would like what I would find. Two, I know full-well what a ball pit is. I was making that comparison to say that if I had a choice between going in a ball pit or getting scammed $200-300 for a pretty much non-existent Canvas bag.

    • @trotskyiteplot2713
      @trotskyiteplot2713 2 роки тому

      @@bagelbaboosh01 It's full of piss.

    • @thefreddyfazter781
      @thefreddyfazter781 2 роки тому +68

      @@bagelbaboosh01 To summarize Dashcon's ball pit, it became a meme after people who bought tickets to a major event that was supposed to happen during Dashcon (which didn't happen) were told that they were entitled to 1 extra hour in the ball pit. -(Also, someone pissed in it but we don't gotta touch upon that)-

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +4760

    Love how they said “we can’t afford the bags” but as soon as the lawsuit showed up they were like “ohhhh they money for the bag just suddenly appeared”

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 5 років тому +234

      @Phil Ill The one thing I want out of all of this: I desperately, _desperately_ want to read the email where some fool said that there was a shortage of freaking _canvas._

    • @flamboyantopossum9996
      @flamboyantopossum9996 5 років тому +39

      That's because it was put in a vault set to open 1 month after the game dropped.

    • @shaneirwin9461
      @shaneirwin9461 5 років тому +153

      They also used that 'bag' opportunity to throw a single customer service representative under the bus for something they were clearly TOLD to say as response to the matter. I wondered after the decision was reversed about the bags, was the customer service rep given their job back?
      Prob not.
      Tick off another fuckup for 76 ;)

    • @Nubbie
      @Nubbie 5 років тому +46

      They probably ment "We cant afford the bags without losing money on them"

    • @kalazakan
      @kalazakan 5 років тому +2

      @Lassi Kinnunen Oddly specific unrelatable comparison but ok

  • @ghostoflazlo
    @ghostoflazlo 11 днів тому +17

    Them things went from tardy to re-tardy.
    I still use this line

    • @AmericanFuhrer
      @AmericanFuhrer 11 днів тому

      Bet you have not played fallout 76 season 16 this month

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 10 днів тому +2

      @@AmericanFuhrer ofc I haven't, I don't have brain damage so I can afford actual good games

    • @AmericanFuhrer
      @AmericanFuhrer 10 днів тому

      @@ghostoflazloExactly, talk with experience before you yap sht on a game. What good games? fortnite? helldivers 2? They both suck

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 7 днів тому +2

      @@AmericanFuhrer 76 still sucks even when you are trying to excuse here😂

    • @AmericanFuhrer
      @AmericanFuhrer 7 днів тому

      @@ricardohoang8452 Why does it suck ?? No reason why.... ah yes the usual outdated reasons... "the game is very buggy and took them 5 years to fix it!!!"

  • @matty4419
    @matty4419 4 місяці тому +15

    This whole video is just a rollercoaster of watching a once beloved game studio destroy every bit of goodwill they once had. Probably one of the most funny and depressing things I’ve seen

  • @thepixelshock
    @thepixelshock 5 років тому +26355

    I tried Fallout 76, never finished it. Not to worry though, neither did Bethesda.

    • @ollie12
      @ollie12 5 років тому +622

      pixelshock I just played up to where Todd himself quit

    • @RDJKR
      @RDJKR 5 років тому +116

      F

    • @divinityd662
      @divinityd662 5 років тому +260

      Lmao the geraldo picture is perfect for this post

    • @kumarisampson8425
      @kumarisampson8425 5 років тому +37

      The amount of times of heard this joke

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 5 років тому +72

      Nobody can finish it. Do all the quests, and there are dtill dailies. Buy everything in the shop and new things will be added. Bethany Esda want you to never stop playing

  • @animasolis7058
    @animasolis7058 3 роки тому +6400

    "Nukes stopped working when the year rolled over"
    Good lord they Y2K'd themselves

    • @riverrain3568
      @riverrain3568 3 роки тому +41

      Ah you’re a balisong flipper

    • @TheRisky9
      @TheRisky9 3 роки тому +263

      Goes to show not even Bethesda was expecting people to still play by the next year.

    • @williammckenzie6865
      @williammckenzie6865 3 роки тому +93

      They did worse than Y2K because Y2K was not planing for the turn of the decade not just the single year

    • @nomad8049
      @nomad8049 3 роки тому +3

      Nich

    • @undeadwaluwugi758
      @undeadwaluwugi758 3 роки тому +36

      @hi there turn of the millennium actually.

  • @mickroutledge706
    @mickroutledge706 6 місяців тому +20

    Light wood laminate
    Light wood laminate
    Light wood laminate

  • @donavanflores7795
    @donavanflores7795 4 роки тому +2176

    “Please tell us how you did it and we’ll unban you”
    And now they ban people who report bugs to them. 10/10 Bethesda

    • @dylana.9057
      @dylana.9057 4 роки тому +74

      Donavan Flores wtf is going on in this alternative dimension ...

    • @dLzzzgaming
      @dLzzzgaming 4 роки тому +18

      that's some mogul moves right there

    • @danielbull252
      @danielbull252 4 роки тому +18

      So they've been smoking that nut pack.

    • @blankblank1949
      @blankblank1949 4 роки тому +39

      Bethesda : OUR GAMES GOT NO BUGS, BAN HIM

    • @flowerbud5139
      @flowerbud5139 4 роки тому +10

      Me playing New Vegas:
      *Now is that a democracy? I don't think so.*

  • @nathanmcconeghy920
    @nathanmcconeghy920 4 роки тому +2839

    it's on steam now and the tags are MEMES and PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR

    • @DanDanyul
      @DanDanyul 4 роки тому +129

      And its mostly positive? Idk if fanboys or they fixed it but who knows

    • @jacobtheham4147
      @jacobtheham4147 4 роки тому +8

      Dan hmmm...

    • @Minezerp
      @Minezerp 4 роки тому +6

      @@DanDanyul haven't heard of the new DLC?

    • @YaMamasAss
      @YaMamasAss 4 роки тому +175

      @@DanDanyul It mostly is fanboys and super casual fans. The new DLC bumped it very, VERY, slightly up in quality. But not enough to say it's any good.

    • @thebruhman3842
      @thebruhman3842 4 роки тому +3

      Accurate I’d say

  • @radioface86
    @radioface86 7 місяців тому +28

    Starfield coming out soon. Had to revisit this classic.

  • @Tortilla700
    @Tortilla700 4 дні тому +5

    This is by far my favorite video on this platform, coming back every few months to watch it again. Bethesta just keeps messing up and it gets worse and worse, the way things just spiral lower and lower is mesmerizing.

  • @flamboyantopossum9996
    @flamboyantopossum9996 5 років тому +806

    I've never seen a game company so comprehensively demolish their own reputation whilst screwing over their loyal customer base at every turn.

    • @magmos6346
      @magmos6346 5 років тому +69

      Makes me wonder if the people running the game are also in charge of Star Wars over at Disney.

    • @lorddomigon
      @lorddomigon 5 років тому +50

      I know exactly what you mean. It seems like ever step they took to control the damage was intended to fuel the fire

    • @OriginalNeckbeardicus
      @OriginalNeckbeardicus 5 років тому +9

      GET HYPE FOR SKYRIM 2 :DDDDDD GAIS

    • @6jackace
      @6jackace 5 років тому +5

      they made one bad game, with COSMETIC microtransaction that people just didnt like. They were just unfortunate that the spotlight was shone on them and they took the brunt of all the hate triple a game devs are getting in 2019. and then obsidian released a trailer for outerworlds so everyone started hating on bethesda even more because for some reason everybody loves obsidian despite them making one good game ever, and that on release had even more bugs than fallout 76. outerworlds is going to flop anyway so i dont really care about that. cdpr then go all the love, again made one good game, and cyberpunk looks god awful. fan boys everywhere just love to jump on bandwagons and hate.

    • @MrAwsomeshot
      @MrAwsomeshot 5 років тому +40

      no shit... they had one of the most loyal fan bases in all of gaming. The action adventure rpg crowd of skrim and fallout who literally put up with mehhhh quality gameplay because the games had substance and flair. I have never replayed a single player game more than fallouNV (actually obsidian) or skyrim .
      They should have not tried to make it a big lobby MMO type game and focused on a smaller coop experience that also plays great single player I.E. Borderlands which I played about 3x as much as fallout/skyrim games because it is so much fun with friends.
      Instead they wanted to emulate GTA to get into the sleezy micro transaction market and now their brand is permanently tarnished.

  • @bigmclargehuge3832
    @bigmclargehuge3832 5 років тому +6512

    L I G H T W O O D L A M I N A T E

    • @NotNicot
      @NotNicot 5 років тому +200

      B L U E A N D Y E L L O W C O L O R P O W E R A R M O R

    • @MinaMongoose
      @MinaMongoose 5 років тому +14

      Congratulations on getting pinned

    • @Sleepy_zzzzz
      @Sleepy_zzzzz 5 років тому +179

      Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate!

    • @beken5575
      @beken5575 5 років тому +19

      S U G A R B O M B S P I P B O Y P A I N T J O B !

    • @lexus8018
      @lexus8018 5 років тому +12

      B A S I C R E P A I R K I T

  • @stanable9716
    @stanable9716 5 місяців тому +12

    Not gonna lie the “we don’t plan on doing anything about this” is what I would DIE to say in customer service.

  • @petechman
    @petechman 11 днів тому +13

    Never played this game in my life. But I've watched this video like 35 times. It's just... perfect.

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 5 років тому +4771

    Bethesda should write an essay about how important it is to actually launch finished games.

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG 5 років тому +274

      500 words minimum.

    • @andrewamann8855
      @andrewamann8855 5 років тому +380

      Kinda hard to write an essay on a topic you know literally nothing about.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 5 років тому +8

      I just hope they are not that thick headed to learn something from it.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 5 років тому +27

      @@exosproudmamabear558 as long as they keep todd on staff or atleast let him run his mouth in public they wont learn a thing todd is just as big a liar and cheat as randy bitchford peter molylier sean mur-you know what no sean actually proved he always intended for that to be in the game and actually brought the greatest industry dumpster fire into what was orginnally promised sean dosent deserve to be lumped in with the game industerys biggest liers

    • @connorkolodziej1879
      @connorkolodziej1879 5 років тому +17

      They should write an essay about not trusting their franchises with inexperienced developers

  • @Specktacular
    @Specktacular 7 місяців тому +25

    Can't wait for the Starfield video

    • @sunixjester
      @sunixjester 7 місяців тому

      yes!

    • @k.i.c6463
      @k.i.c6463 7 місяців тому +2

      Bruh even if you hate it, Starfield is way better than fallout 76

    • @GMOTP5738
      @GMOTP5738 7 місяців тому +3

      @@k.i.c6463 COPIUM

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 7 місяців тому

      ​@@GMOTP5738Not cope, it is good

    • @ChickenJoe-tq6xd
      @ChickenJoe-tq6xd 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ShadowSonic2it’s good if you are a child or someone who never played any real good games and think bland boring slop is good, especially from triple aaa studios with unlimited resources when indie studios could’ve done better

  • @Thirtiesguy
    @Thirtiesguy 3 місяці тому +35

    It's wild how people later went on to buy Starfield.

    • @jerrydiaz0123
      @jerrydiaz0123 3 місяці тому +7

      Yea this is the number 1 reason companies get away with shyt since people still preorder games/buy before even looking at reviews

    • @Thirtiesguy
      @Thirtiesguy 2 місяці тому +10

      @@jerrydiaz0123 Not only that, they’ll pre-order special editions.

    • @joshuawilliams9247
      @joshuawilliams9247 8 днів тому

      I genuinely do not understand the people that did

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 7 днів тому

      people really preordered it

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 4 роки тому +3869

    Fallout 3: where's my dad?
    Fallout 4: where's my son?
    Fallout 76: WhERe'S mY CaNvAS bAG?!

  • @MrMonkeyhanger
    @MrMonkeyhanger 5 років тому +23340

    To be fair it is pretty impressive how they managed to cram every single thing wrong with the modern games industry into one huge clusterfuck of a release

    • @Jumbo58067
      @Jumbo58067 5 років тому +2591

      Also the fact that they managed to destroy their reputation in such a small period of time. People don't think of well made RPGs when they think of Bethesda anymore, they think of this atomic fuck up.

    • @SpaceOink
      @SpaceOink 5 років тому +700

      @@Jumbo58067 So.... what you saying here is that if you buy Fallout 76, is like buying a bundle of failures? =D

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 5 років тому +281

      MrMonkeyhanger 🤣🤣🤣yeah, it was a glory of a failure

    • @Broomtwo
      @Broomtwo 5 років тому +853

      Yea Bethesda destroyed their amazing brand image, their brand is now dogshit. In one fell swoop, that is pretty impressive.

    • @SanctusCrypta
      @SanctusCrypta 5 років тому +529

      Only thing they didn't include to this sinking ship of a game are lootboxes. I think it's the only thing that actually kept them from extinction.

  • @leonidasvonsparta
    @leonidasvonsparta 5 місяців тому +22

    this is by far my favorite video on your channel. pure goldmine of fun and entertainment

  • @Somebody374-bv8cd
    @Somebody374-bv8cd 6 місяців тому +9

    Welp, now Internet Historian can make a new video called "The Fall of Unity".

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace 3 роки тому +3487

    "It is 4 times the size of fallout 4."
    He means storage size, not map size

    • @anothertallbruv8665
      @anothertallbruv8665 3 роки тому +22

      It is map size, the Storage size is almost the same. Look at FO4 and FO76 they look almost the same to me.

    • @trivynium
      @trivynium 3 роки тому +153

      @@anothertallbruv8665 you know the rule and sooo doo iiiii
      *draw out r/whoooosh*

    • @anothertallbruv8665
      @anothertallbruv8665 3 роки тому +5

      2020 IS bullsht what is that?

    • @trivynium
      @trivynium 3 роки тому +32

      @@anothertallbruv8665 search it up

    • @anothertallbruv8665
      @anothertallbruv8665 3 роки тому

      a trash I’m a kid

  • @panzerfruend7006
    @panzerfruend7006 3 роки тому +9627

    This is more well made than the actual game.

    • @viperzeno
      @viperzeno 3 роки тому +39

      @@patrick_btmn my gun is also very excited to meet you too todd

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF UA-cam AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST UA-camR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye panz

    • @panzerfruend7006
      @panzerfruend7006 3 роки тому +7

      This is the most likes i’ve ever got.

    • @Dustiferr
      @Dustiferr 3 роки тому +19

      AxxL wish I could disappoint two girls at the same time like this boss.

    • @Luizguilherme-iz9yl
      @Luizguilherme-iz9yl 3 роки тому +1

      Dude so true!!

  • @terrytwotoes3225
    @terrytwotoes3225 4 місяці тому +31

    Quality over quantity is why this channel is so good

    • @-0-getliffe476
      @-0-getliffe476 3 місяці тому +12

      A shame it's not his quality.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 місяці тому +2

      @@-0-getliffe476 10 people have an iq lower than absolute zero lol
      It was one video of his that wasn't mostly his, that being the Man in Cave video. Last I checked no one has found dirt on the other videos he has made, other than some weak accusations of him being far right.

  • @thetransferaccount4586
    @thetransferaccount4586 7 місяців тому +18

    expecting another one with the midfield

    • @________3
      @________3 7 місяців тому +3

      Have you played it?

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 7 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@________3
      Have you consumed product?🤓

  • @yup3873
    @yup3873 3 роки тому +2549

    -So anyway, where is your bag?
    -Gone, reduced to Atoms.

    • @oldaccount1254
      @oldaccount1254 3 роки тому +65

      Either the pun with the Atoms was intentional, in which case you’re a genius, or it was unintentional and still hilarious

    • @yup3873
      @yup3873 3 роки тому +42

      ​@@oldaccount1254 I'm glad you got it

    • @groupbeast3720
      @groupbeast3720 3 роки тому +12

      most underrated comment on here

    • @coolcow5193
      @coolcow5193 3 роки тому +4

      So underrated

    • @sircrabsalot4840
      @sircrabsalot4840 3 роки тому +4

      genius

  • @lilbirb082
    @lilbirb082 2 роки тому +2267

    "We aren't planning on doing anything about it"
    gotta give them some respect for having the balls to send people an email like this

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 2 роки тому +39

      But then loosing it further.

    • @JohnDoe-uu9gh
      @JohnDoe-uu9gh 2 роки тому +274

      I always guessed that the email was a result of a PR person who was already really annoyed at how shit everything was going, and then their bosses said "we aren't gonna do anything about it," so the person just said that.

    • @JohnDoe-uu9gh
      @JohnDoe-uu9gh 2 роки тому +22

      @John Doe brother.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 роки тому +6

      John Doe Holy shit

    • @davidbodor1762
      @davidbodor1762 2 роки тому +42

      Honestly as someone who worked 4 years in customer service for various shitty companies, that line just shocked me to my core. You NEVER fucking say something like that to a customer, that's like hastily hired new starter levels of incompetence.

  • @Dragonskincollector
    @Dragonskincollector 7 місяців тому +15

    Starfield here we go again boys

  • @spacejihadist4246
    @spacejihadist4246 5 місяців тому +26

    Update: STARFIELD is shite.

  • @Pr1ncessab3lla
    @Pr1ncessab3lla 3 роки тому +4368

    The toilet paper joke aged like fine wine

    • @-noplangaming-9268
      @-noplangaming-9268 3 роки тому +56

      indeed

    • @teaser6089
      @teaser6089 3 роки тому +135

      @topaz the gem No, it's still a good meme, stfu

    • @reemerd2476
      @reemerd2476 3 роки тому +47

      So wait he bought all the toilet paper he's was the problem all along

    • @martineweb3788
      @martineweb3788 3 роки тому +32

      @@reemerd2476 that's why it toilet paper crisis started in australia :D

    • @user-wv8kq7pp1i
      @user-wv8kq7pp1i 3 роки тому +4

      Isabella Laufeyson And notice the upload date? This guy can tell the fucking future. 👌

  • @MadderR3d
    @MadderR3d 3 роки тому +2030

    The sign in germany actually stated: "for free with the purchase of an USED ps4 controller" . Let that sink in for a moment.

    • @lennartmoritz942
      @lennartmoritz942 3 роки тому +103

      and as german I can say, not many people really bought it xD

    • @Whirly083
      @Whirly083 3 роки тому +168

      That store was low key roasting Bethesda.

    • @lennartmoritz942
      @lennartmoritz942 3 роки тому +11

      @@Whirly083 that was Gamestop

    • @Whirly083
      @Whirly083 3 роки тому +1

      Lennart Moritz Oh 😂

    • @hectorbarrera8046
      @hectorbarrera8046 3 роки тому +4

      I would have gotten that, if they kept the game. They could give it to another person and their friends.

  • @KingKongBunde
    @KingKongBunde 9 місяців тому +89

    This documentary will live forever in my heart. As someone who paid full price for 76 the day before they cut the price in half, I'm still salty I couldn't get my refund for this steaming heap of garbage. Lost all trust in Bethesda.

    • @luigirinaldipetrof
      @luigirinaldipetrof 5 місяців тому +3

      The game now is good

    • @christiamcruz7454
      @christiamcruz7454 3 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@luigirinaldipetrofThe legacy of this hunk of turd will forever be TARNISHED because of how BAD this thing of a game was. So No, we couldnt bare ourselves to play more of this Autroucius title because of the evidence you saw on this video. You only have one chance to make a game good right out of the park of success from because the First impressions are always EVERYTHING and unfortunatly this game made an EMBARRASMENT with his release and not to mention the other Contraversys that surrounded this AFTER the release date. And because of that, MANY of us when on to play far and BETTER games that came right afterwards. And its not even that oytstanding even after Millions of patches dude. So thank God almighty this was a bomb of a wssteland itself because we were VERY sick of the bs that bethesda was putting out there

  • @beny7160
    @beny7160 8 місяців тому +12

    Anyone considering pre-ordering Starfield really needs to see this.

    • @winxwest2964
      @winxwest2964 8 місяців тому +1

      I got so swept up in the starfield hype train that I was soooo close to preordering. Thankfully, I regained my sanity. Still excited though, will be watching the reviews closely.

    • @jonathanrodriguez7763
      @jonathanrodriguez7763 7 місяців тому +1

      @@winxwest2964I got it, it’s decent but I find myself forcing myself to play it. I’m a pretty chill guy who usually doesn’t let heavy negativity weigh in my opinion because nowadays people complain way to much. Hopefully the next skyrim will be good

  • @kevingault2333
    @kevingault2333 2 роки тому +21299

    Update: As of today, May 18th 2021, My canvas replacement bag was finally delivered 2 years and 4 months after ordering it

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 2 роки тому +6003

    The Fallout 76 mess was insane. Didn't even mention the thousands of Power Armor Edition helmets that had to be recalled due to containing dangerous levels of mold.

    • @voltz2339
      @voltz2339 2 роки тому +497

      I'm sorry, the dangerous levels of WHAT!?

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 2 роки тому +828

      @@voltz2339 The plastic they used was a cheap version that would become moldy fast.

    • @TheOCO8
      @TheOCO8 2 роки тому +147

      @@ShadowSonic2 plastic molds???

    • @misterbubbles6389
      @misterbubbles6389 2 роки тому +871

      @@TheOCO8 No, like actual fungus. 20,000 helmets were recalled due to contamination with a fungus that could be seriously hazardous to people with weak immune systems or mold allergies

    • @anotherhappylanding4746
      @anotherhappylanding4746 2 роки тому +679

      @@misterbubbles6389 Its actually south park levels of ridiculousness

  • @serivdesign543
    @serivdesign543 9 місяців тому +42

    We are going to need a starfield version of this next most likely

  • @DakuJTenshi
    @DakuJTenshi 10 місяців тому +10

    I remember seeing the ads. Absolutely beautiful. The music. Everything. I almost cried with how it ended up being

  • @Blazingmadman98
    @Blazingmadman98 2 роки тому +5109

    Todd Howard blindfolded in a teletubby outfit flailing around and firing a shotgun might just be one of the most bizarre yet hilarious edits I've seen.

    • @misterbubbles6389
      @misterbubbles6389 2 роки тому +129

      And also a very accurate one

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 2 роки тому +132

      "It JUST works!"

    • @gibran6190
      @gibran6190 2 роки тому +71

      It’s hilarious because it actually happened. All cheaters were shot by Todd himself.

    • @bo-dine7971
      @bo-dine7971 2 роки тому +21

      It is literally the only reason I come back to this video every once in a while, it's so funny. I see it in my head sometimes randomly lol. On an unrelated note, I recently found out Todd has a wife, and it blew my mind.

    • @RyukoKiryuin510
      @RyukoKiryuin510 2 роки тому +45

      *"light wood laminate"*

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Рік тому +7637

    The guy that mailed Todd Howard a box of bobby pins with a note that said, "weigh these." Might be one of the funniest people ever

    • @pipbernadotte6707
      @pipbernadotte6707 Рік тому +1

      And Todd was too autistic to get that he was being mocked.

    • @lephiro
      @lephiro Рік тому +317

      Oh shit, I didn't know he was saying "weigh these." I thought he was saying "Weighties" like a pun on "Wheaties" lol

    • @dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA
      @dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA Рік тому +353

      @@lephiro tf

    • @settheskylineonfire1860
      @settheskylineonfire1860 Рік тому +258

      @@lephiro In what world would that make any sense?! lol

    • @MLGSHINGOJI_3000
      @MLGSHINGOJI_3000 Рік тому +35

      @@lephiro I thought he said Wavies as in wavy pins like it was a brand of some sort

  • @twitchthoughts9063
    @twitchthoughts9063 7 місяців тому +38

    By the looks of the Starfield launch, Todd has returned. And another episode is due

  • @Lonewanderer30
    @Lonewanderer30 7 місяців тому +6

    Now we need one on: "The fall of Starfield."

  • @Sukhanov_Nikita
    @Sukhanov_Nikita 7 місяців тому +7

    History repeats itself, now waiting for Loadfield review

  • @MrPoogly
    @MrPoogly 4 роки тому +2941

    Everytime I get bored, I come back to rehear the telling of the Fall of 76.

    • @inspectoralexei3694
      @inspectoralexei3694 4 роки тому +25

      Same!

    • @spacetheexplorer7152
      @spacetheexplorer7152 4 роки тому +53

      If it appears on my recommended, I know I'm in for the story again.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 4 роки тому +23

      It's not one the Jedi would tell you.

    • @dawreckor
      @dawreckor 4 роки тому +2

      The Poogly maybe when you’re bored try out Fallout 76. It’s mostly bug free now, has much more content, and somehow made a good BR. In a game engine that wasn’t made for multiplayer PVP, the battle royale somehow works. “It just works” - Todd Howard. Except it actually does this time

    • @MrPoogly
      @MrPoogly 4 роки тому +15

      @@dawreckor "It just works...eventually"

  • @justsomeweirdduck3311
    @justsomeweirdduck3311 3 роки тому +2177

    “16x the micro transactions”

  • @anderstempel916
    @anderstempel916 7 місяців тому +4

    Disappointed that the release of unfinished product has become the industry standard

  • @sailormoan9090
    @sailormoan9090 7 місяців тому +13

    Wonder if Starfield will get a video like this one.

    • @bullock4143
      @bullock4143 7 місяців тому +1

      That's what I'm worried about, given Bethesda track record Im skeptical.

    • @sailormoan9090
      @sailormoan9090 7 місяців тому +1

      @@bullock4143 Games are made fun when people want to make them, and since this is a new IP for Bethesda and it isn't the most secure investment they could've made I believe it'll at least be fun. Probably buggy as hell, but fun.

  • @snozer6966
    @snozer6966 4 роки тому +2841

    This video NEEDS a sequel. For a brief period of time you could literally spawn in items from a completely different game and now you can *TAKE A PLAYERS ENTIRE INVENTORY*

    • @user-te1fn8cj5r
      @user-te1fn8cj5r 4 роки тому +193

      Including the items people spent REAL MONEY on. Ya it has definitely gotten worse.

    • @charlesfieldsjr.3060
      @charlesfieldsjr.3060 4 роки тому +49

      Martin Findley I saw the videos of people using that exploit the economy of the game is for all intents and purposes screwed

    • @teroe2322
      @teroe2322 4 роки тому +13

      Wtf is this true lol

    • @snozer6966
      @snozer6966 4 роки тому +8

      Tero E yong yea had a video on it

    • @fatcat1250
      @fatcat1250 4 роки тому +60

      This video doesn't just need a sequel, it needs a 200 episode series.

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 5 років тому +3446

    "What's the point of a hard copy when the thing is just a cardboard disc telling you to redeem an online code?"
    ...What.
    _What._
    *_What._*
    *_WHAT._*

    • @Redhead-pf8le
      @Redhead-pf8le 5 років тому +537

      The pinnacle of "Use our Online Store ples"

    • @133hardrock
      @133hardrock 5 років тому +232

      Someone who bought the game - can you confirm? There's no way there's cardboard in all those cases.

    • @utrak
      @utrak 5 років тому +259

      reminds me of the time I bought wolfenstein the new order, physical copy for PC. Great, physical DVD copy, I can just quickly install it and play for a couple hours before work.
      Turns out installing 50GB from DVD media takes fucking hours.

    • @alexanderlane6937
      @alexanderlane6937 5 років тому +376

      @@133hardrock Its an actual disk but when you put it in you then download the game online. So theres no game on the disk its just a code for you to download it.

    • @Kiwibirdman1701
      @Kiwibirdman1701 5 років тому +30

      iunderstoodthatreferencecaptainamerica.gif

  • @Somebody374-bv8cd
    @Somebody374-bv8cd 7 місяців тому +8

    Rewatching this in preparation for starfield.

  • @lushen7817
    @lushen7817 10 місяців тому +15

    Can't wait for the Starfield video!

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 9 місяців тому +2

      Don't feel a bit sorry for the preorder rubes 😂

  • @autumnbrown3426
    @autumnbrown3426 3 роки тому +4555

    The toilet paper joke was ahead of its time

  • @rustyAF
    @rustyAF 3 роки тому +4292

    This has such strong rewatch value

    • @Hotraider
      @Hotraider 3 роки тому +203

      tell me about I think watch this vid about 10 times already its more fun to watch this then to actually play the game

    • @isaiahjerue6564
      @isaiahjerue6564 3 роки тому +20

      We have the same first name

    • @francodylangutierrez8437
      @francodylangutierrez8437 3 роки тому +74

      it’s aging like fine wine 🥂

    • @GamaRayzOfficial
      @GamaRayzOfficial 3 роки тому +17

      tell me about it. I've seen it prob 12 times within the last year and half! Especially during Quarantine!

    • @FainthedCherry
      @FainthedCherry 3 роки тому +9

      I'm on my 28th watch lmao. You're speaking the truth here

  • @rahulmistry5019
    @rahulmistry5019 21 день тому +5

    we need something like this for Starfield Internet HIstorian, hopefully as a sequel to this iconic video
    light wood laminate light wood laminate light wood laminate

  • @bashtrabbit
    @bashtrabbit 26 днів тому +10

    Hello from 2024!! I'm happy to announce that things, have only changed slightly. As much as I like it, it's still a buggy mess, including a new one where using the camp inventory then opening the menu to open Crafting will soft lock the game.

    • @AmericanFuhrer
      @AmericanFuhrer 25 днів тому

      If you press camp mode and you press map immediately you will be in the map display i experience this many times you can just press circle if you ps5 and its fixed

    • @bashtrabbit
      @bashtrabbit 25 днів тому

      @@AmericanFuhrer Ha! Sucks to be me I'm on Xbox!!

    • @AmericanFuhrer
      @AmericanFuhrer 24 дні тому

      @@bashtrabbit or any "back" button on xbox

  • @nicholatemple9296
    @nicholatemple9296 5 років тому +1961

    The fact that they actually Y2k ed themselves will be forever hilarious to me. What was Todd Howard doing in 1999?

    • @utrak
      @utrak 5 років тому +46

      ....partying??

    • @TheLOL_11
      @TheLOL_11 5 років тому +199

      Probably playing chess with the club.

    • @jimberlands
      @jimberlands 5 років тому +14

      What is Y2K'ing?

    • @rico5818
      @rico5818 5 років тому +153

      @@jimberlands The Y2k "bug" was a fear people had back in 1999. All computer systems we're designed to count up years in 2 digits, so 1995 became 95, 1996 became 96, and so on. However when the year would reach 2000 people feared it would "overflow" and loop back down to 00 with many programs thinking it was BEFORE 1995.

    • @WimpyMcWeaksauce
      @WimpyMcWeaksauce 5 років тому +108

      @@rico5818 That wasn't just a "fear." Y2K really was going to happen. But thousands of coders worked long hours to prevent any issues. There were entire companies that sprung up just to update banking and financial software. Ever watched Office Space? That's what they are actually (supposed to be) doing in the movie.

  • @V1kN1k
    @V1kN1k 5 років тому +2154

    *a bunch of bugs*
    Bethesda: ...
    *a small exploit*
    Bethesda: YO WTF

    • @boazbolhuis1836
      @boazbolhuis1836 5 років тому +12

      Not really a small exploit

    • @crocodilesmash4064
      @crocodilesmash4064 5 років тому +6

      @@Surteronarto Yes, because breaking into the Dev Room full of the rarest items worth thousands of caps and even IRL dollars is a minuscule exploit.

    • @thor_kills_thanos2812
      @thor_kills_thanos2812 5 років тому

      thor

    • @grimtygranule5125
      @grimtygranule5125 5 років тому +11

      *game is literally the most boring shit ever and also almost unplayable*
      Bethesda: ...
      *a Fallout 76 player discovers an exploit that makes the game slightly enjoyable*
      Bethesda: WRITE US A FUCKING APOLOGY OR YOU'RE BANNED FROM ALL OF OUR GAMES FOREVER

    • @zanekidd4394
      @zanekidd4394 5 років тому +4

      We should really be asking ourselves why Bethesda still leaves dev rooms easily accessible in 2019 AFTER WE LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLOITED EVERY ROOM THEY HAVE EVER LEFT IN THEIR GAME

  • @Dewickson
    @Dewickson 7 місяців тому +8

    We need you now more than ever

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn 3 місяці тому +9

    [Internet Historian, 4 years ago]: _"Won't lie, I'm probably still gonna preorder Starfield."_
    ...Starfield video coming in 2025?

  • @Heliogabalos
    @Heliogabalos 2 роки тому +6514

    The line “Not up to the usual fallout standards” is literally art. It’s the missing comedy of aristophanes

    • @eruseayt9244
      @eruseayt9244 2 роки тому +15

      ikr

    • @MichaelAW17
      @MichaelAW17 2 роки тому +49

      Hello fellow Byzantium fan

    • @edwardblangsted4540
      @edwardblangsted4540 2 роки тому +64

      The moment I heard him read "The usual fallout standard" I knew there would be a compilation of fallout 76 being... Well, fallout 76

    • @mystari4445
      @mystari4445 2 роки тому +17

      Reminds me of a certain note from a certain yellow company regarding a certain recently badly launched game

    • @kevsshitposts6599
      @kevsshitposts6599 2 роки тому +9

      they probably said that, because the bottle was actual good quality before and they had to change that

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 2 роки тому +5275

    Keep in mind they never unbanned the players who just played the game to get good gear. No they actually told them "Sorry once you're banned we can't do anything, make a new account and start over, lol"
    someone actually paid a hacker to have their account unbanned, according to said hacker it was "surprisingly easy"

    • @007mrwho
      @007mrwho 2 роки тому +388

      Heh really? That's pathetic really 🤣

    • @Youkai_graphics
      @Youkai_graphics 2 роки тому +156

      That’s what happened to my Elder scroll online account

    • @sebaskin-robbins6569
      @sebaskin-robbins6569 2 роки тому +356

      That’s sounds surprisingly like “I used the stones to destroy the stones.”

    • @stormkelleh
      @stormkelleh 2 роки тому +41

      That’s freaking hilarious

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 2 роки тому +39

      @@sebaskin-robbins6569 That sound like a trebuchet.

  • @PowerWind17
    @PowerWind17 7 місяців тому +10

    so... anyone watching this again because of starfield?

  • @Alberto-wr2sv
    @Alberto-wr2sv 7 місяців тому +11

    Waiting for your Starfield video

  • @wissmiss1718
    @wissmiss1718 5 років тому +2163

    *Store gets trashed*
    *Phone rings*
    Brian: "Thank you for calling gamestop, this is Brian."

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 5 років тому +260

      "... uh, do you guys have battletoads?"

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 5 років тому +54

      Yes, that was the sequence of events, thank you so much for documenting this.

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 років тому +17

      Wiss Miss “Yes hello Brian, we’re calling on behalf of Amazon in regards to the applications you’ve filed. Are you available to come in for an interview?”
      Brian:”🎶fuck this shit I’m out!🎶”

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 5 років тому +1

      Gotta rip off those gamers.

    • @monkey6265
      @monkey6265 5 років тому +4

      It is “ma’am”!

  • @yukowolfang8645
    @yukowolfang8645 4 роки тому +3679

    People want a sequel to this masterpiece more than they'd ever want another fallout game

    • @akirakomaeda8781
      @akirakomaeda8781 4 роки тому +75

      I don't know if this is funny, or just sad

    • @tready2850
      @tready2850 4 роки тому +31

      By now, he could have a 5-part series!

    • @youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone
      @youlooklikeagoodjoeyoulooklone 4 роки тому +13

      @@akirakomaeda8781 FUCK YOU TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MH-sj6tz
      @MH-sj6tz 4 роки тому +30

      It's more entertaining than the game!

    • @_recipeh
      @_recipeh 4 роки тому +10

      Or any bethesda game

  • @MistaCyber
    @MistaCyber 7 місяців тому +13

    It’s time to make the comeback for starfield 😂

  • @c3d_ultra499
    @c3d_ultra499 5 місяців тому +6

    Do Starfield next and call it “StarFailed: The Loadscreens strike back.”

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot 4 роки тому +2889

    “Enemy A.I. is far more A than I.”
    *Enemy shoots himself in the face*

    • @catroll4247
      @catroll4247 4 роки тому +81

      They just want to be released from their pain. I mean imagine living in the game fallout 76, nope nope nope.

    • @Jerdle
      @Jerdle 4 роки тому +7

      they shoot their friends first

    • @Jerdle
      @Jerdle 3 роки тому +10

      @@Noel-yh4xp cause its funnny dip shit

    • @TheFreeeemind
      @TheFreeeemind 3 роки тому

      I don't get the joke, though. What is A and I in the joke?

    • @Jerdle
      @Jerdle 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheFreeeemind if you don't know what AI means you probably shouldn't even be on the comment section

  • @kappafalls4318
    @kappafalls4318 5 років тому +10984

    Being a part of the customer support team at bethesda must be like taking the oath to a suicide pact

    • @serduncan6933
      @serduncan6933 5 років тому +894

      But in a suicide pakt there is a point when the pain stops

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 років тому +387

      Wait. People other then Todd Howard work at Bethesda?
      I thought Bethesda was just like, one room where Todd constantly presses a button labeled "re-release Skyrim"

    • @conansmith5164
      @conansmith5164 5 років тому +69

      FUCK YOU WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR CANVAS BAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @aesen161
      @aesen161 5 років тому +16

      KvAT you mean Bethesda, right?

    • @Ziomaletto
      @Ziomaletto 5 років тому +38

      I can't believe how anyone can still work at Bethesda Game Studios. I mean, as long as they didn't sell their souls to Satan himself.

  • @keanuxu5435
    @keanuxu5435 9 місяців тому +7

    This is one of my favorite videos on UA-cam, and I listen to this every once in a while for a nice laugh.
    Thanks Internet Historian.
    And most of all, Thanks Todd Howard.

  • @bingobot
    @bingobot 7 місяців тому +9

    Looking forward to the video on Starfield!

    • @Alice-me2qk
      @Alice-me2qk 7 місяців тому

      Speaking of Starfield watch 14:27.