5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2017
- A mix of masterpieces of animation and technical issues. Andromeda already got a 24% price cut less than a week after release.
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Honestly it looks like the entire game was animated using Garry's Mod ragdoll tools.
97cheeselover
This shit was done in Microsoft paint.
Ahahaha! So true! XD
97cheeselover
BULLSHIT.
Comparing this to Gmod is an INSULT to Gmod!
Depends. You do actually have to be skilled to make Gmod this uncanny. I'd rather say it's praising Gmod for its incredible powers that can produce uncannyness at this level. You just can't do this by chance.
97cheeselover Nah this is made by Microsoft Power Point
"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with... everything."
How ironic.
It's just the game begging for mercy.
I had a hard time hitting the like button while laughing
Hers and everyone else's.
Somehow I think the developers just didn't care they gave up maybe they didn't agreed to what the guys in the office wanted or something must have gone wrong.
Other than the animation....well the lack of..what's with that line itself? never heard anyone say that in my life, the writting in this game is on par with the technical issues, I have a feeling this game was originally written in a foreign language and then translated to English using Google translator.
Using Frostbite was the worst thing they could have done with Andromeda and Inquisition. It makes it nearly impossible for even the modding community to try and salvage their mistakes.
It runs pretty well though.
@@notyourbusiness8475 without mods it runs pretty damn good, but if you get greedy it's too slow to even survive loll. I think I installed a texture and a bug fix mod for Andromeda and I couldn't snipe anymore
Honestly I feel like the death knell for this project was their focus on procedurally generated open worlds. Every time I've seen that be a focus in development in games this size its been a disaster. The fact that they had to swap script writers and basically come up with a story only halfway through was where it became clear that this was gonna suck
@@mep15067 That and putting to much focus on pandering to social justice ideology instead of just writing a solid story line. It was a cringe inducing story line that wanted to virtue signal instead of just doing what a video game is suppose to do, like entertain and give you an escape from the world. Not draw you back into real world politics and pandering.
@Oldie Wan
I think that's mainly a you problem. You can criticize the writing for lacking the intruige and bite the older games had by having morally complex characters and realistic feeling and even dark world building despite the sci-fi setting. But the fact that you're saying social justice ideology and virtue signaling instead of any deeper critiques about the mechanics of the writing that ended in it feeling flat or underwhelming inspires zero faith in me that you actually looked at the story and tried to engage with it beyond recoiling like you got stung by a bee the moment you saw something that wasn't the fps space military game you got attached too in the first place.
8:05 inexplicably makes me laugh so hard. the mom's dead eyes and dead voice, how Sara looks like she's trying not to laugh, Scott vacantly staring at his mother, completely unimpressed lmao
Hilarious 😂
lol
It looks like they poisoned their ritch mom (she doesn't know that) to get the inheritance and are trying to appear sad on her death bed, but are failing miserably.
"bruh when will she stop and die already? Like just shut up already" (him probably)
They really didn't gaf about the it mom dying lolllllll
The gun pointing backwards is game's code getting sentient, and making an attempt at suicide.
Quicksilver_Cookie 🤣🤣🤣
similar to 9:21 when the NPC becomes self aware
*Ah, crap*
Can’t blame it?
Fantastic comment
$40mil that could've gone to cancer...oh wait
clever
+Palaash Atri don't ruin it bro
wow
LMFAO
I don't get it
Legion, who didn't even have a face, had 100x better facial expressions than anyone in Andromeda.
"Sir, they have flashlight heads"
I love how you could see he was confused when Shepard asked why he bothered to wear part of the N7 armor. Robot being more human than it gave itself credit for.
Your comment would be better written as “Legion was 100x more expressive than anyone in Andromeda”
Since Legion doesn’t have a face, saying he has facial expressions is redundant.
And now you've got what happens when Legion's son spends too much time on the internet during bible study. A.K.A, V1 from Ultrakill. When robots with glowing circles for heads have more personality than living breathing characters, that should be considered an issue.
@@polishrocker93 oh but he did
9:53 gets me everytime. It looks so deliberate
One of the biggest issues with the faces is that it seems like the faces keep defaulting to some general expression that completely ruins whatever it is they were trying to do with the qctive expressions
I've played previous Bioware games (Dragon Age series, KOTOR and SWTOR) and it's so prevalent in newer games that it's a meme. Once a character finishes talking or emoting their face defaults into 0-0 once their dialogue is done, it's so weird.
The NPC became self aware and yeeted themself out of existence rather than living in a shit game.
@@rebellyanmagic6409 RDR2 really has no equal in facial animation
"I have to go now, my planet needs me."
what's the iq of anyone who bought this game after seeing all the bugs and bad reviews?
9:21 "Kill. Me. Now."
Apparently, the game has achieved self-awareness.
Violent2aShadow Rolfmao
Violent2aShadow 🤣
Thats the "Next gen" part
I was waiting to see a comment like this😂😂😂
The AI is screaming in agony
"There's more to life than this"
*snaps own neck*
16:04
lol
"I'm Only Human After All"
tell that to Zod
this one got me good
11:41 will never not be funny. That lifeless fight & blank expressions followed up by a KROGAN speaking like a gay from San Francisco.
Female krogan tho
11:41 I love that little run so much
I can just hear it with Zach Hadels distressed little wheeze.
3D porn ads look better than Andromeda
@@GrindyVine what
@@GrindyVine what????
They really do
@@GrindyVine whot
@KS Rule 34 my friend
Ironically the alien faces look more natural than the humans. How the fuck.
it's easier to tell when human faces look unnatural because we know what they're supposed to look like
Anonymous Thank you for the proper use of irony.
The textures for the male Turians are shit.
the alien faces were hand crafted, the human faces used a software to automate the facian animations.
>buys the game
>plays the game for 4 hours
>finds 120 bugs and glitches in that time
>refunds
Coming back 5 years later, i still can't stop laughing. At 40 million $ this is one heck of a expensive comedy but the memes this game generated are still comedy gold.
Cost to make Mass Effect: Andromeda? 40 million.
Comedic value? Priceless.
@@lifecamerakaran Pretty much 😂
it wwas worth every penny
I tried to play this abomination recently, and I assure you, anything comedy-worthy element of this trainwreck is in this 20 min video. The rest of it as bland as eating unflawoured porridge.
Come back to this, and this game was better than Starfield with 10x less the budget now.
When this got a 72 average score on metacritic, that is when I stopped trusting mainstream gaming media to review games.
Mass Defect.
Even the faces in that gmod video are better than these
kitty0706s video with the same name had better facial animations.
USSR96 "This weapon doesn't have a thermal clip."
20!8
if you know what i mean )
These guys made Skyrim look 100% polished and bug free.
Todd, its still better than Fallout 76.....
Mmmmmmm McDonald
@@Balnazzardi No.
That really pisses me off
@@Balnazzardi I disagree
That scene where the monsters fight and the dudes are just laughing is the best.
That's one way to describe Krogans...
@@thewhompingwampa2671 Llo what’s a krogan?
@@DevenPowerswafflesdot The lizard guys punching each other.
@@thewhompingwampa2671 I got you
11:41 _timestamp_
Fun fact: These aren't bugs, the laws of physics are just different in Andromeda.
Why does every single line of dialogue feel like it was written ironically? They don't talk like people having a conversation, they talk like they're aware they're in bad fiction.
So true!
Havaria1 maybe that's why the characters in the game don't take anything seriously and they are laughing all the time . problem solved , the face expressions are not glitches they are intended to be like that :O
Even Oblivion has better facial expressions
because the writers love marvel movies
So that is what Peter Molyneux has been working on...
Shepard died for this...
No he didnt!
sooo sad...
MancunianRedcoat Different universe for whatever reason, in this one Sheppard lost
too soon
Says who?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of why an older but mastered engine is almost always better than a new one but without any idea how to use it.
I imagine a lot of the original Bioware team was gone by the time this trash came out.
@@rixilleyep replaced by a diversity hire team, the old team was “too white” for esg ratings
GoldSrc
Source
Need I say more??
@@arrontheprotogen9276 The facial animations in Valve's Source games are so stupidly good. Heck, the facial expressions in the Wind Waker are stupidly good and those are just textures.
@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostrichestrue dat
Funny part is that the actual budget was almost $150m. Brutal.
11:46 oh no
8:09 sarah looks like she’s trying not to crack up at her dying mother.
And scott looks like he notices and is giving her the stink-eye
😂
XXXDDD
Mother: "I'm dying."
Sarah: O~O
To me it’s more like Sarah’s doing a smug face when her mother compliments her while not caring that’s she’s saying that on her deathbed.
It’s like she’s going “Yeah, I know I’m pretty great, you don’t have to tell me”.
12:32 that worked too well.
Mikah Crawford I think they actually used the "just do it" animation to do that animation
Mikah Crawford if
That clap was like 100% spot on, I lmaoed so hard
The only redeemable part of the game right there
5:15 the council has decided your fate. Eternal socialization in the spontaneous person prison
They modeled Scott Ryder's face off an actor, and while they did the same with Sara Ryder they also altered her in-game face to "be less attractive and more realistic".
Bad enough the writing was full of what I call "purple Hawke" moments. Scenes that try so hard to be funny and almost every line of dialogue had to be "snappy" and "quippy".
Not to mention the devs raised questions only to reveal after the fact they had no intention of answering them because they didn't plan that far ahead.
A patch can't fix this game, it needs to be called non-canon and or rebuilt from scratch to even have a chance of standing in the same league as the trilogy.
That last paragraph is spot on. People need to realise that some games are just too fundamentally fucked from the start to save with updates.
That might be partially true, but I'm pretty sure default Sara Ryder didn't become such a meme because of a design note like that. What is more likely is that between the original design from one studio and animation development from another, in an overseas studio, Bioware simply was too big a gaming studio to see that fixing faces be a priority.
It didn't look right, and they knew it.
I hate the “too cool for school” protagonists. It gets old.
I mean half of them look woke af so I can imagine the writers being just sjw trash, replaying Mass Effect 1-3 rn with the legendary edition. A buggy mess even with the community patch but playable and damn fun being renegade - You can punch woman for asking you a question and its fine, thats the stuff im looking for and not someone that tells me "oh thats wrong" - If I wanna play as a ruthless asshole that punches everyone in the face then thats what im gonna do
The snappy and funny lines every 10 seconds thing is such an annoying cliche of poopy tier media nowadays. writers think people want everything to be a marvel movie.
"My face is tired..." best line in Andromeda.
"Yes, I can fucking see that, it it VERY tired, it seems, Yes."
who even fucking says that anyway? "my face is tired" like WTF, but yes it's fits this game perfectly
"kill...me" is a close second
Best line no doubt but that flamboyant alien was definitely the funniest for me.
"back up literally"
Mom passing away
Protagonist: -_-
I want half life 3 bitch
@@king.savagekingdom9929 At this pace we will get Half Life 4 before 3 smh
**children dying**
Protagonist: -_-
Thorazine for everyone!
Undertale Style
Im only human after all
Just wanted to say, the side missions where you had to search random outposts, kill everyone, someone would drop a datapad (MAYBE), you then scan the pad which would give you another location to kill a bunch of people was the worst thing ever and I hope everyone involved in that design choice are still struggling to find work.
If they have problems understanding which sex they are and put a lot of time into political twitter discussions, they are hired, professional treats ---- not needed. not anymore
@@Betasatan631 what are you talking about
Well, that's actually terrifyingly similar to real world special operations.
We know of bad guys at location A, we send team 1 to kill those bad guys and send back anything of note. The military intelligence guys decipher the recieved input(computers, phones, maps, contacts, equipment etc.) And identify a new target. Sometimes the Intel turn around is so fast that a second or third team must be dispatched because the first team is still cleaning up thier first location.
@@Betasatan631, The f*** does that have to do with anything? Andromeda was made by the F team of a dying company, their political beliefs have no bearing on the fact that there was no budget for hiring qualified staff.
@@Jaydee-wd7wr The actual budget was about $150 million... No budget for hiring qualified staff?? What the fuck are you smoking
'My Face Is Tired'
Yep. I can tell. Maybe her Brain(if she even has one) is tired too?
Benington does an animated model need a brain?
from fucking laughing
kompaye k
James Medina ,
“Simulating the ocean is hard, simulating a face is harder”
yeah we noticed
Thats an excuse they use when a lot of people said the facial animation was stiff.
@@hyperbot7901 That was someone unrelated to Bioware, it was someone from Nvidia showing off a tech demo for facial animations from 2013
Bruh, to a novice yeah they're hard. But to Bioware? There are games older than almost 2 decades that have better facial animations than this shit. Story was shit, rushed, and gay as fuck.
Concept was the only thing that was good, and the thing about concept is that is a concept...
Like 700: Yea.
Cryer24597 Yeap, and rdr2 still uses its face cap system
Six years later, this video might be one of the better things Andromeda gave us.
remember when I bought this game, I excitedly walked out of the store, immediately tripped over my own shoelaces and scraped up my arms, hands and the case for the game.
I think that was an omen.
"There's more to life than this" kills self by rotating head 360°
XD
No, she accidentally killed herself. It was an accident... In an ironic way.
lol
Mass effect andromeda. Exorcist edition.
0:00 "At the heart of Mass Effect: Andromeda... is a question; how far will we go?"
*Not far.*
Prot07ype Wrong. They went too far.
Or not far enough, depending how you want to look at it :p
Worse than not far, they went the complete opposite direction.
A good thing though, since it means they didn't shit on everything involved in the trilogy itself. Just the brand name and the usage of their species.
They'll go far, they just won't test and check where they're going and have been.
Onemanfunnyfarm doesn’t that count as going somewhere?
16:03
I actually recoiled in horror 😂
20:20
What a great lineup of game developers who made great games before, and who I'm sure will be around for a long long time.
Some of them didn't make it unfortunately.
Pandemic, Westwood, visceral, etc.
Looking back, I know everyone focused the visual bugs, facial animations, glitches and whatnot, but I'm shocked at how truly garbage the dialogue was
Sheesh. Skyrim mods made by non professionals and given away for free had better facial animations.
Dream Walker METRO had better animations. HL2 had better animations. BF1 had better animations. Every fucking COD game had better animations. Well, okay minus the first 2. But every other one yes
Lmao, even Vanilla Skyrim has better facial animations. Probably even Oblivion for that matter.
*in a game made in fucking 2011*
Hey, to their credit there's some real talent behind a lot of Skyrim's modding community. They at least care about what they make, and put in actual effort.
StrunDoNhor That they do. Some of those mods take months or years to make, with entire teams of modders contributing thousands of man hours.
And when they're done, they give them away _for free._
And yet a triple A gaming company with some of the best professionals in the country, who are being _paid_ to develop quality content can't match the modders who worked for free. What does that say about that company?
"My father is dead he made me his successor." *:)*
"Alec is...dead?"
*:)*
:) :) :) :)
trakstar13
"nah, my dad is having a tea party with mr.Death."
trakstar13 donkey: you look really broken up about that.
Yeah, that's one of the worst, and funniest, culprits. Someone smiling at you, while they confirm through a nod of the head, that you're correct, their father is dead. Who was in charge of the quality control in this game? Did anyone from EA actually play-test it?
trakstar13
"Alec is....dead?"
yep! got problems? :)
It’s so pathetic how hard the IGN reviewers tried to say positive things about the game despite it being obviously garbage. They did the same for Cyberpunk and that’s when I decided their opinions are worth less than a grain of salt.
Basically a standard for AAA gaming now
"There's more to life than this."
*Twists neck*
*Walks off*
Somebody gazed into the eyes of Cthulhu for too long....
**Self-aware NPCs**
She's trying to end her miserable existence as a shitty NPC with bad writing.
She learned that from shepard :D
i.imgur.com/VqEj1Pl.gif
😂😂😂 I'm recording this game but so far I don't have any of those glitches
"Are things back to normal?"
"Not even close."
He's wasn't wrong.
That clip was perfectly timed
Do we even need to mock this game? It's doing a pretty good job insulting itself.
time to bring this comment back, back from rest, back to rise
all the characters look and move like low budget animatronics, and the best thing that can be said about the dialogue is that it fits in with that perfectly.
Respect to the voice actors, id be embarrassed i was apart of a game that was this bad
"Kill...me...now."-Most Self Aware Salarian
MatthewTreadstone wouldnt it been hilarious if someone at bioware sneaked that in at the last minute.
The best character
I think the team didnt give a shit about the game anyway by the end..
Kill...me...now, what the devs are saying right now.
That made me laugh out loud, no joke.
Wow, it's just a freaking mess. This is a game that needed more time, like 6 months or even another year.
"My dad is dead"
"Your dad is dead?"
What kind of conversations are these
:)
@@Krcun774 :(
"Yes my dad is dead I said"
@V Z Imagine someone doing that to you in real life
The kind people who don't have normal conversations write.
6 years later and this is still more enjoyable than the game
Ah, Mass Effect Andromeda. Maybe the first big sign that many people in the AAA gaming industry have no talent.
First? Maybe the seventeenth?
You weren’t around during the colonial marines fiasco, were you?
@@b.o.j.1442That game was just average. It wasn't total trash like this.
Well duh, the devs get hired based on diversity and inclusion rather then talent and merit, the old dev teams that made classics were “too white and male” for the current esg standards, we as gamers are supposed to just accept the huge quality drop
I mean, what happend to Duke Nukem Forever?
The fact that 3d porn artists can make better facial animation than a multimilionarie company
They're passionate about their work and aren't half-assing it for a quick buck (or on an unreasonable deadline)
@@TheTber123 Hey I would be passionate about my work too if it involved modeling Tifa Lockhart's face making lewd expressions!!
@@TheTber123 Well there is a lot of passion in those projects if you know what I mean.
Lmao 😭😭
As a 3D porn artist, thanks.
Fun fact: in my country Korea, when something goes completely off the rail and insane, we say "It's gone to Andromeda." We've had this saying for a couple of decades.
This game makes so much sense now.
Boi :o
Jesus is the only Savior.
@@GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw What?
lol, nice saying
The new mass effect teaser trailer came out and people are already singing its praises and can’t wait to give up their money. How quickly they forget.
"I don't need an army, I've got a krogan" is actually such a badass in-universe line that was wasted on such a shitty scene
Maybe if it hadn't been cribbed from The Avengers
@@thekiss2083 didnt know that
13:26
“Are things back to normal?”
“Not even close”
Even the NPCs are aware.
9:20
I'm dead
SHIT BLOGGER
*Mass defect
underated
Mess Deffect
Savagery
187Um killa Mess effect
187Um killa xD
Still hilarious coming back years later and to see nothing in the industry has changed.
This is hilarious!!! Man so many times I've busted out laughing watching this. I'm gonna have to rewatch this while video again. The part with Shia Labuff (whatever the spelling) was the best part. That krogans movements were perfectly in time with the sound and it was just excellent. Very well done 👏
Kallo - "Kill. Me. Now."
Pretty much sums up this game.
which minute?
Every Mass Effect fan after seeing the trailer for this. Also, it's at 9:20
have you played the game very much if at all?
-Are things back to normal?
-Not even close
Yea, played right through it. Fun Mass Effect as usual (Story/Combat/Character Building) but everything in this video pretty much nails everything that's wrong with it. Felt incomplete and a let down for the amount of time we've waited since the last game.
I used to be a pathfinder like you, then my face got tired
Fuck you Shepard.
Marauder Shields, why didn't you stoped this?!
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!
Commander Shepard why'd you leave mass effect?
What is this, 2012?
Commander Shepard Nice unoriginal comment.
I’m still coming back to this masterpiece. Beautiful.
"I love you, both of you. Live your lives." **proceeds to bite off bottom lip**
9:53 "I must go now, my planet needs me."
XDDDD
The Citadel called him.
AtlanticSpamHammer No, it was a Xenomorph in disguise-
AtlanticSpamHammer This animation was like Buzz Lightyear: "To infinity and beyond!"
"Beam me up, Scotty !"
Woops, sorry...wrong franchise XD
9:52 I must consult with the Elder God
THE REALMS ARE AT CRISIS
Oooooooh, Elder God. Shattered.
Tello 64 I get it
I laughed at this more than i should
Bruh!!!! Killed me!!!! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Made my day thanks :)
As someone who's put over 2000 hours into Dragon Age: Inquisition, when he said "in Frostbite" (the engine for both games), I knew the face/hair animation was going to be dog-water lmao
11:08 What hair animations? That ponytail is just stuck in one position, FFS
@@WickedParanoid Frostbite doesn't have free-form hair and cloth physics, so whatever you do see (in the RARE cutscene among both games) is hand-animated. Don't worry; it looks like trash too.
@@amberhernandez
Bro that scene in Dragon Age Inquisition when the Inquisition army sets out from the castle, we get a glimpse at some banner bearers and their banners do not move in the wind or from the movements at all, as if they are made of wood. It looks so garbage lmao.
You put over 2000 hours in the most putrid game Bioware ever had the indecency of releasing? Jesus christ….
@@Tremere Did I say Anthem? Did I say Andromeda?
Dragon Age 2?? (Fuck, that one hurts lol)
5:08 “My goals are beyond your understanding”
13:48 "Your enthusiasm is infectious"
I think a little more sarcasm would've worked there
That was funny
MQ amen
"We didn't want to make this feel like it was Mass Effect 4" Mission Accomplished.
K.Cook15 Yep
It feels and looks like fanfiction the game
they made Andromeda to get away from the bad ending of 3, now they're going to have to go back to 4 to get away from Andromeda
The buggy blowing up unprovoked at 6:50 is my favorite. I never beat the first Mass Effect because I got stuck on those rover missions.
Git gud, controlling MAKO was not difficult at all. People just didnt bother learning how to use the thrusters. After a bit of practice I was climbing mountains with it or doing huge jumps off of hills. It was a lot of fun
@@rykehuss3435 I was fairly young back then so settle down, buddy.
@@roberdelss ligma
@@rykehuss3435 Insufferable, as per the usual.
@@rykehuss3435 Yeah I was young too, but controlling the Mako wasn't hard. Jank, yes, but not hard. I think I only accidentally got myself actually stuck once, on some random side planet.
I spent 6 bucks on sale to buy this game. After experiencing the game I now understand with that money I would rather buy a big mac
"I'm only human after all, don't put the blame on me" -bioware
That Nba Fan ea's bioware
Can't listen to this song without sadness now... They ruined it for me!
Sums up the SJWs in bioware
My face is tired of your kind.
The Reapers warned us about this shit.
*"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with...everything"*
I don't think being tired is the issue here...
The animator was most certainly tired.
Who even says something like that? 'My face is tired' uhh ok then. It sounds like someone who learned English as a 25th language
7:55 bruh the expression 🤣🤣 “can we hurry up I have quests to complete” ☠️
3:32 i don't need an army. I got hulk rogan.
20:26 press F to pay respects to all those great studios that EA brutally murdered
F for Westwood.
F for Bullfrog. :( RIP in pepperoni!
F for Pandemic. Star Wars Battlefront games were my childhood
+Joshua Urban i pressed F for them too, also visceral games (even though they are still around, EA killed dead space) and of course bioware
f for pandemic and bioware, RIP
The most alien things in this game are the humans.
@Skeleton Masher *T*
@@angelofiron4366 T
@@ADeeSHUPA *T*
@Skeleton Masher T
@@justacasualgamer1957 T
'There's more to life than this', proceeds to unalive self by twisting of her own neck 💀😭
In 2023 this would be called "stable and polished" trust me.
12:04 thats some oblivion talk rigth there
"Greetings."
"Hello."
"How are you?"
"Bye."
Anyway how is your sex life?
"Hello"
"Greetings"
"How are you?"
"Nothing i'd like to talk about"
"Wanna have babies?"
@@lugabo5756
"Oh, it's you."
"Hi."
@@whitegoose2017 "have you heard of the high elves?"
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite comedy on the Citadel.
Scraps 'N' Scoobs
I should go.
I have to go
15:07
Lol, literally GTA:SA moment here
"Ryder! You sherm head"
This was the first cyberpunk.
I cannot be made to believe that the animation at 12:31 wasnt intentionally designed to fit that meme.
my speculation is that it was some kind of placeholder animation to maybe test the skeleton or something and they forgot to remove it
That made my day!
Cannot be made? Idiot
@@Burialofagod apparently a grammar mistake makes someone an idiot.
@@Burialofagod Oh No I Am Idiot For A Grammar Mistakes
"Finished the place-holder animations last night."
"Great, we'll release the game tomorrow"
"But we haven't even bug test-"
"Here's $100,000 for all your hard work."
depending on how long the person was working, its not worth it unless they are actually bribing them
I would joke and say the game was probably made in China like everything else, but Chinese actually make better games than this.
any game makes facial animations than this
even minecraft has better facial animations
xlxl ffdd ever seen honaki impact 3?its a chinese phone game, still better facial animation.
LOL you think the devs were getting properly paid for their hard work under ridiculous conditions. You funny guy. If they managed to make rent than I'll be surprised...
Loved your editing of the comentary and glitches. I laughed and it kept me entertained throughout. Well done!
I always come back to these Crowbcat vids every few months and they're just as great as the first time I watched.
IT'S NOT A MOVIE WHY DO THEY TRHOW FAKE PUNCHES
himinn mocap
Yeah, it's even funnier if you think about it
And why does one of the krogans sound like a lispy gay person? Who knows.
Noisy Heretic Dingus It's actually a female one, but still jarring. They should've gotten a woman with a nice contralto for that one.
but you could place the ingame characters closer together so they actually hit each other
12:33 Why did that fit so well omg thats my fav part of the video lmao
I couldnt believe it I died at that point
IT'S ACTUALLY EVEN CUTE
You'd think that animation was directly modeled to that audio clip.
@@castafiorept7309 or rotoscopied from it
@@ignifero well i don't think rotoscoping is a thing with 3d animation.
Man, I remember when this video came out and being in awe at how broken the game was. Good times lol.
It still baffles me to this day that someone actually wrote this "my face is tired" line. Like what were they thinking? Even the lowest budget writing doesn't include nonsense like this.
when you hire talentless far leftists to fill in diversity quotas this is what you get. Bioware are fans of Anita Sarkeesian and a few years ago she visited Bioware studio for a prep talk.
That Krogan doing the Shia Lebouf impression was just perfect.
"there's more to life than this"
*twists neck in way that would literally end own life*
Gregory Duggan reminds me of shepard glitch in ME3
Gregory Duggan That one "woman" cant stop memeing.
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It's already been 5 years. Damn. And not another mass effect game...lol
Yep and the only thing they got to show for is a remaster of the original games. Shows just how terrible Andromeda is that Bioware and EA want to actively forget about it.
5:36 "Camera speed, aaaaaand ACTION!"
7:35 when your mum meets her Best friend in supermarket but you want to go home
Most underrated comment i have EVER seen omg 100000iq comment
Hahaha that's genius.
Kutazzz z Im dead thanks dude
😂😂😂😂😂
This comment is just so golden OMG
Plot twist: the “kill. Me. Now.” Wasnt part of the game, it was a fourth wall break
The only somewhat real character in the game... and so quickly came to such an end.
For us: there is no hope.
I read your comment as he was saying it,, what the hell!
Technically it was lamp shading.
@@HovisSteve what
Getting recommended this after starfield direct is nasty work by youtube.
Andromeda is in no way to be considered a Mass Effect game.
Wasn't that bad especially after the patches.
@@marcuskane1040 cry more man it's been like 5 years ppl swear this game was garbage in every way.😆
@@marcuskane1040 it was an alright game, only ppl crying about it are the elitist with nostalgia googles at this point. No one cares man it was half a decade ago and most of the games issues were patched.😆