5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda

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  • @Quicksilver_Cookie
    @Quicksilver_Cookie 4 роки тому +9514

    The gun pointing backwards is game's code getting sentient, and making an attempt at suicide.

  • @theunknown1685
    @theunknown1685 7 років тому +7136

    IT'S NOT A MOVIE WHY DO THEY TRHOW FAKE PUNCHES

    • @Lazyanimator23
      @Lazyanimator23 7 років тому +375

      himinn mocap

    • @theunknown1685
      @theunknown1685 7 років тому +714

      Yeah, it's even funnier if you think about it

    • @noisyheretic215
      @noisyheretic215 7 років тому +702

      And why does one of the krogans sound like a lispy gay person? Who knows.

    • @ThiccSumoWarDog
      @ThiccSumoWarDog 7 років тому +358

      Noisy Heretic Dingus It's actually a female one, but still jarring. They should've gotten a woman with a nice contralto for that one.

    • @TheGsGClan
      @TheGsGClan 7 років тому +223

      but you could place the ingame characters closer together so they actually hit each other

  • @grit1
    @grit1 7 років тому +2374

    Why does every single line of dialogue feel like it was written ironically? They don't talk like people having a conversation, they talk like they're aware they're in bad fiction.

    • @Havaria1
      @Havaria1 7 років тому +16

      So true!

    • @plumperinoblunterino564
      @plumperinoblunterino564 7 років тому +96

      Havaria1 maybe that's why the characters in the game don't take anything seriously and they are laughing all the time . problem solved , the face expressions are not glitches they are intended to be like that :O

    • @silver23768
      @silver23768 7 років тому +71

      Even Oblivion has better facial expressions

    • @NightlifeSux
      @NightlifeSux 7 років тому +105

      because the writers love marvel movies

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 7 років тому +4

      So that is what Peter Molyneux has been working on...

  • @emackenzie
    @emackenzie Рік тому +3312

    Using Frostbite was the worst thing they could have done with Andromeda and Inquisition. It makes it nearly impossible for even the modding community to try and salvage their mistakes.

    • @notyourbusiness8475
      @notyourbusiness8475 Рік тому +16

      It runs pretty well though.

    • @emackenzie
      @emackenzie Рік тому +205

      @@notyourbusiness8475 without mods it runs pretty damn good, but if you get greedy it's too slow to even survive loll. I think I installed a texture and a bug fix mod for Andromeda and I couldn't snipe anymore

    • @mep15067
      @mep15067 Рік тому +129

      Honestly I feel like the death knell for this project was their focus on procedurally generated open worlds. Every time I've seen that be a focus in development in games this size its been a disaster. The fact that they had to swap script writers and basically come up with a story only halfway through was where it became clear that this was gonna suck

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan Рік тому +134

      @@mep15067 That and putting to much focus on pandering to social justice ideology instead of just writing a solid story line. It was a cringe inducing story line that wanted to virtue signal instead of just doing what a video game is suppose to do, like entertain and give you an escape from the world. Not draw you back into real world politics and pandering.

    • @mep15067
      @mep15067 Рік тому +153

      @Oldie Wan
      I think that's mainly a you problem. You can criticize the writing for lacking the intruige and bite the older games had by having morally complex characters and realistic feeling and even dark world building despite the sci-fi setting. But the fact that you're saying social justice ideology and virtue signaling instead of any deeper critiques about the mechanics of the writing that ended in it feeling flat or underwhelming inspires zero faith in me that you actually looked at the story and tried to engage with it beyond recoiling like you got stung by a bee the moment you saw something that wasn't the fps space military game you got attached too in the first place.

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 років тому +15835

    "Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with... everything."
    How ironic.

    • @Studio-IV
      @Studio-IV 7 років тому +689

      It's just the game begging for mercy.

    • @aleksd286
      @aleksd286 7 років тому +293

      I had a hard time hitting the like button while laughing

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster 7 років тому +89

      Hers and everyone else's.

    • @CrossFire10100
      @CrossFire10100 7 років тому +52

      Somehow I think the developers just didn't care they gave up maybe they didn't agreed to what the guys in the office wanted or something must have gone wrong.

    • @SunnyTacos
      @SunnyTacos 7 років тому +146

      Other than the animation....well the lack of..what's with that line itself? never heard anyone say that in my life, the writting in this game is on par with the technical issues, I have a feeling this game was originally written in a foreign language and then translated to English using Google translator.

  • @Violent2aShadow
    @Violent2aShadow 5 років тому +6412

    9:21 "Kill. Me. Now."
    Apparently, the game has achieved self-awareness.

    • @vegaobscurax23
      @vegaobscurax23 5 років тому +16

      Violent2aShadow Rolfmao

    • @John_shepard
      @John_shepard 5 років тому +8

      Violent2aShadow 🤣

    • @ronaldsit
      @ronaldsit 5 років тому +112

      Thats the "Next gen" part

    • @garrettscott827
      @garrettscott827 5 років тому +8

      I was waiting to see a comment like this😂😂😂

    • @RandomBeardGuy
      @RandomBeardGuy 4 роки тому +49

      The AI is screaming in agony

  • @pyrelight9794
    @pyrelight9794 7 років тому +4461

    "There's more to life than this"
    *snaps own neck*

  • @shoelace.16
    @shoelace.16 Рік тому +1333

    8:05 inexplicably makes me laugh so hard. the mom's dead eyes and dead voice, how Sara looks like she's trying not to laugh, Scott vacantly staring at his mother, completely unimpressed lmao

    • @mr.shin.5138
      @mr.shin.5138 Рік тому +44

      Hilarious 😂

    • @CatcherofPearls
      @CatcherofPearls Рік тому +14

      lol

    • @EvilPumpkin
      @EvilPumpkin Рік тому +58

      It looks like they poisoned their ritch mom (she doesn't know that) to get the inheritance and are trying to appear sad on her death bed, but are failing miserably.

    • @sansdormno2428
      @sansdormno2428 8 місяців тому +9

      "bruh when will she stop and die already? Like just shut up already" (him probably)

    • @aa-pj4vz
      @aa-pj4vz 6 місяців тому

      They really didn't gaf about the it mom dying lolllllll

  • @97cheeselover
    @97cheeselover 7 років тому +13060

    Honestly it looks like the entire game was animated using Garry's Mod ragdoll tools.

    • @PressRao
      @PressRao 7 років тому +567

      97cheeselover
      This shit was done in Microsoft paint.

    • @selingermann5599
      @selingermann5599 7 років тому +40

      Ahahaha! So true! XD

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 7 років тому +230

      97cheeselover
      BULLSHIT.
      Comparing this to Gmod is an INSULT to Gmod!

    • @tinyknott
      @tinyknott 7 років тому +220

      Depends. You do actually have to be skilled to make Gmod this uncanny. I'd rather say it's praising Gmod for its incredible powers that can produce uncannyness at this level. You just can't do this by chance.

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 7 років тому +23

      97cheeselover Nah this is made by Microsoft Power Point

  • @USSR96
    @USSR96 7 років тому +7053

    Mass Defect.

    • @HeyItsFreeman427
      @HeyItsFreeman427 7 років тому +188

      Even the faces in that gmod video are better than these

    • @user-zz4xs6bz7b
      @user-zz4xs6bz7b 7 років тому +92

      kitty0706s video with the same name had better facial animations.

    • @chasechute1491
      @chasechute1491 7 років тому +45

      USSR96 "This weapon doesn't have a thermal clip."

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 7 років тому +6

      20!8

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 7 років тому +3

      if you know what i mean )

  • @cawdaddy
    @cawdaddy 7 років тому +1932

    12:32 that worked too well.

    • @Pictoh
      @Pictoh 7 років тому +331

      Mikah Crawford I think they actually used the "just do it" animation to do that animation

    • @krispydonuts6344
      @krispydonuts6344 7 років тому +6

      Mikah Crawford if

    • @Mrfailstandstil
      @Mrfailstandstil 5 років тому +23

      That clap was like 100% spot on, I lmaoed so hard

    • @joseph7972
      @joseph7972 5 років тому +33

      The only redeemable part of the game right there

  • @flairhayden
    @flairhayden 2 роки тому +2198

    9:53 gets me everytime. It looks so deliberate
    One of the biggest issues with the faces is that it seems like the faces keep defaulting to some general expression that completely ruins whatever it is they were trying to do with the qctive expressions

    • @rebellyanmagic6409
      @rebellyanmagic6409 2 роки тому +88

      I've played previous Bioware games (Dragon Age series, KOTOR and SWTOR) and it's so prevalent in newer games that it's a meme. Once a character finishes talking or emoting their face defaults into 0-0 once their dialogue is done, it's so weird.

    • @ConfusedGeriatric
      @ConfusedGeriatric 2 роки тому +86

      The NPC became self aware and yeeted themself out of existence rather than living in a shit game.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 2 роки тому +8

      @@rebellyanmagic6409 RDR2 really has no equal in facial animation

    • @cro-magnoncarol4017
      @cro-magnoncarol4017 2 роки тому +21

      "I have to go now, my planet needs me."

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 2 роки тому

      what's the iq of anyone who bought this game after seeing all the bugs and bad reviews?

  • @ultimateempress1739
    @ultimateempress1739 4 роки тому +4011

    8:09 sarah looks like she’s trying not to crack up at her dying mother.

    • @Beecanoe
      @Beecanoe 4 роки тому +387

      And scott looks like he notices and is giving her the stink-eye

    • @JackatPurchase
      @JackatPurchase 4 роки тому +10

      😂

    • @TracerX
      @TracerX 4 роки тому +7

      XXXDDD

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 4 роки тому +41

      Mother: "I'm dying."
      Sarah: O~O

    • @elji-w3k
      @elji-w3k 4 роки тому +44

      To me it’s more like Sarah’s doing a smug face when her mother compliments her while not caring that’s she’s saying that on her deathbed.
      It’s like she’s going “Yeah, I know I’m pretty great, you don’t have to tell me”.

  • @sanghoonlee5171
    @sanghoonlee5171 3 роки тому +11018

    Fun fact: in my country Korea, when something goes completely off the rail and insane, we say "It's gone to Andromeda." We've had this saying for a couple of decades.

  • @bobafettywap3170
    @bobafettywap3170 4 роки тому +1753

    “Simulating the ocean is hard, simulating a face is harder”
    yeah we noticed

    • @hyperbot7901
      @hyperbot7901 4 роки тому +6

      Thats an excuse they use when a lot of people said the facial animation was stiff.

    • @portalmasterrian
      @portalmasterrian 4 роки тому +22

      @@hyperbot7901 That was someone unrelated to Bioware, it was someone from Nvidia showing off a tech demo for facial animations from 2013

    • @kamieaston3016
      @kamieaston3016 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh, to a novice yeah they're hard. But to Bioware? There are games older than almost 2 decades that have better facial animations than this shit. Story was shit, rushed, and gay as fuck.
      Concept was the only thing that was good, and the thing about concept is that is a concept...

    • @oldneonstudio
      @oldneonstudio 4 роки тому

      Like 700: Yea.

    • @dylanbell268
      @dylanbell268 4 роки тому +3

      Cryer24597 Yeap, and rdr2 still uses its face cap system

  • @OrifielM
    @OrifielM 2 роки тому +1938

    Legion, who didn't even have a face, had 100x better facial expressions than anyone in Andromeda.

    • @kwc0435
      @kwc0435 2 роки тому +73

      "Sir, they have flashlight heads"

    • @perrytran9504
      @perrytran9504 2 роки тому +118

      I love how you could see he was confused when Shepard asked why he bothered to wear part of the N7 armor. Robot being more human than it gave itself credit for.

    • @polishrocker93
      @polishrocker93 Рік тому +21

      Your comment would be better written as “Legion was 100x more expressive than anyone in Andromeda”
      Since Legion doesn’t have a face, saying he has facial expressions is redundant.

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 Рік тому +7

      And now you've got what happens when Legion's son spends too much time on the internet during bible study. A.K.A, V1 from Ultrakill. When robots with glowing circles for heads have more personality than living breathing characters, that should be considered an issue.

    • @reavercity568
      @reavercity568 Рік тому +3

      @@polishrocker93 oh but he did

  • @keganscurlock3549
    @keganscurlock3549 3 роки тому +3621

    I cannot be made to believe that the animation at 12:31 wasnt intentionally designed to fit that meme.

    • @Domek971
      @Domek971 3 роки тому +580

      my speculation is that it was some kind of placeholder animation to maybe test the skeleton or something and they forgot to remove it

    • @frybread002_3
      @frybread002_3 3 роки тому +27

      That made my day!

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 3 роки тому +3

      Cannot be made? Idiot

    • @aidenchoe4971
      @aidenchoe4971 3 роки тому +185

      @@Burialofagod apparently a grammar mistake makes someone an idiot.

    • @khairulmufid497
      @khairulmufid497 3 роки тому +59

      @@Burialofagod Oh No I Am Idiot For A Grammar Mistakes

  • @changeformer6843
    @changeformer6843 7 років тому +5922

    "My face is tired..." best line in Andromeda.

    • @callmefox630
      @callmefox630 7 років тому +167

      "Yes, I can fucking see that, it it VERY tired, it seems, Yes."

    • @Shak2k11
      @Shak2k11 4 роки тому +150

      who even fucking says that anyway? "my face is tired" like WTF, but yes it's fits this game perfectly

    • @megamegaO
      @megamegaO 4 роки тому +81

      "kill...me" is a close second

    • @yeetsheet9537
      @yeetsheet9537 4 роки тому +16

      Best line no doubt but that flamboyant alien was definitely the funniest for me.

    • @Oldschool1943
      @Oldschool1943 4 роки тому +27

      "back up literally"

  • @lawson4094
    @lawson4094 7 років тому +9332

    *Mass defect

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 Рік тому +686

    Coming back 5 years later, i still can't stop laughing. At 40 million $ this is one heck of a expensive comedy but the memes this game generated are still comedy gold.

    • @lifecamerakaran
      @lifecamerakaran Рік тому +35

      Cost to make Mass Effect: Andromeda? 40 million.
      Comedic value? Priceless.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 Рік тому +7

      @@lifecamerakaran Pretty much 😂

    • @darkgather2808
      @darkgather2808 Рік тому +6

      it wwas worth every penny

    • @rensis1621
      @rensis1621 Рік тому +32

      I tried to play this abomination recently, and I assure you, anything comedy-worthy element of this trainwreck is in this 20 min video. The rest of it as bland as eating unflawoured porridge.

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT 11 місяців тому +1

      Come back to this, and this game was better than Starfield with 10x less the budget now.

  • @cursedhazards3330
    @cursedhazards3330 7 років тому +3273

    'My Face Is Tired'

  • @prot07ype87
    @prot07ype87 7 років тому +3168

    0:00 "At the heart of Mass Effect: Andromeda... is a question; how far will we go?"
    *Not far.*

    • @user-texgen
      @user-texgen 6 років тому +125

      Prot07ype Wrong. They went too far.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 років тому +33

      Or not far enough, depending how you want to look at it :p

    • @Onemanfunnyfarm
      @Onemanfunnyfarm 6 років тому +46

      Worse than not far, they went the complete opposite direction.
      A good thing though, since it means they didn't shit on everything involved in the trilogy itself. Just the brand name and the usage of their species.

    • @theimperiumofman102
      @theimperiumofman102 6 років тому +9

      They'll go far, they just won't test and check where they're going and have been.

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 6 років тому +2

      Onemanfunnyfarm doesn’t that count as going somewhere?

  • @gabenewell3955
    @gabenewell3955 5 років тому +5671

    Mom passing away
    Protagonist: -_-

    • @king.savagekingdom9929
      @king.savagekingdom9929 5 років тому +207

      I want half life 3 bitch

    • @juanisaias8308
      @juanisaias8308 5 років тому +111

      @@king.savagekingdom9929 At this pace we will get Half Life 4 before 3 smh

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 5 років тому +109

      **children dying**
      Protagonist: -_-

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 5 років тому +6

      Thorazine for everyone!

    • @alexlun4464
      @alexlun4464 5 років тому +11

      Undertale Style

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 2 роки тому +486

    11:41 I love that little run so much

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile Рік тому +39

      I can just hear it with Zach Hadels distressed little wheeze.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 4 місяці тому +8

      The completely blank expression is the icing on the cake. It's like if my pet gecko had learned to run on her hind legs.

  • @mq8858
    @mq8858 5 років тому +1710

    13:48 "Your enthusiasm is infectious"
    I think a little more sarcasm would've worked there

  • @ToddHoward.
    @ToddHoward. 5 років тому +27774

    These guys made Skyrim look 100% polished and bug free.

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 5 років тому +2949

      Todd, its still better than Fallout 76.....

    • @seangruner1023
      @seangruner1023 5 років тому +212

      Mmmmmmm McDonald

    • @seankim382
      @seankim382 5 років тому +282

      @@Balnazzardi No.

    • @Bullevue
      @Bullevue 5 років тому +195

      That really pisses me off

    • @chancedavis6216
      @chancedavis6216 5 років тому +116

      @@Balnazzardi I disagree

  • @damarkomoore5236
    @damarkomoore5236 7 років тому +5739

    "I'm only human after all, don't put the blame on me" -bioware

    • @musacan00747
      @musacan00747 7 років тому +113

      That Nba Fan ea's bioware

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 7 років тому +190

      Can't listen to this song without sadness now... They ruined it for me!

    • @DroBONILLA1
      @DroBONILLA1 7 років тому +181

      Sums up the SJWs in bioware

    • @mclaarson
      @mclaarson 7 років тому +21

      My face is tired of your kind.

    • @Imperium83
      @Imperium83 7 років тому +81

      The Reapers warned us about this shit.

  • @Maikolski
    @Maikolski 25 днів тому +23

    Coming back here to see the "form" they are "retuning back to".
    Yep, I see the Veilguard similarities. A true return to form.

  • @InvaderG
    @InvaderG 5 років тому +1459

    “how far will we go?”
    apparently, not very.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +54

      You're misunderstanding. They never meant forward.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому +6

      they stopped patching after 4 months lol

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 років тому +1

      How far will you go before you let your character kill all the companions, commit suiside, and throw the game DVD and Game Console out of the window?

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 5 років тому

      They may have gone too far in places

    • @truedrew11thed5
      @truedrew11thed5 5 років тому

      H C nice spelling

  • @ImmAndreZ
    @ImmAndreZ 7 років тому +869

    *"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with...everything"*
    I don't think being tired is the issue here...

    • @Gamesfan34260
      @Gamesfan34260 6 років тому +23

      The animator was most certainly tired.

    • @sixravenx
      @sixravenx 6 років тому +8

      Who even says something like that? 'My face is tired' uhh ok then. It sounds like someone who learned English as a 25th language

  • @noahtheeditor8650
    @noahtheeditor8650 7 років тому +5552

    $40mil that could've gone to cancer...oh wait

  • @Mike23443
    @Mike23443 2 роки тому +262

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of why an older but mastered engine is almost always better than a new one but without any idea how to use it.

    • @rixille
      @rixille Рік тому +9

      I imagine a lot of the original Bioware team was gone by the time this trash came out.

    • @ChickenJoe-tq6xd
      @ChickenJoe-tq6xd Рік тому +1

      @@rixilleyep replaced by a diversity hire team, the old team was “too white” for esg ratings

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 11 місяців тому

      GoldSrc
      Source
      Need I say more??

    • @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches
      @Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches 7 місяців тому +11

      @@arrontheprotogen9276 The facial animations in Valve's Source games are so stupidly good. Heck, the facial expressions in the Wind Waker are stupidly good and those are just textures.

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 6 місяців тому

      @@Skeletons_Riding_Ostrichestrue dat

  • @deaansugee
    @deaansugee 7 років тому +1582

    "There's more to life than this" kills self by rotating head 360°

  • @hey9433
    @hey9433 3 роки тому +3208

    "My dad is dead"
    "Your dad is dead?"
    What kind of conversations are these

    • @Krcun774
      @Krcun774 3 роки тому +149

      :)

    • @CELLYgg
      @CELLYgg 3 роки тому +57

      @@Krcun774 :(

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 роки тому +161

      "Yes my dad is dead I said"

    • @hey9433
      @hey9433 3 роки тому +25

      @V Z Imagine someone doing that to you in real life

    • @ciaranmcgrath3273
      @ciaranmcgrath3273 3 роки тому +58

      The kind people who don't have normal conversations write.

  • @toshineon
    @toshineon 3 роки тому +7429

    Why is it always that whenever a company has focused on one specific thing, like faces, and are bragging about how well they did it, that one thing is exactly what they manage to fuck up?

    • @verloser
      @verloser 3 роки тому +214

      hell god of war even does better animation than this but after all it is santa monica studios big bucks and renown rep working alongside at dawn studios for psp versions

    • @MIchaelSybi
      @MIchaelSybi 3 роки тому +133

      It might be some stupid boss telling everyone how it should look, and everyone is just "OMG, but whatever".

    • @TheLMN_
      @TheLMN_ 3 роки тому +218

      It's the same problem as with Cyberpunk. The devs knew the game isn't ready yet but EA insisted to release it.

    • @adityagarg3931
      @adityagarg3931 3 роки тому +74

      16x the detail lol

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 3 роки тому +56

      @@verloser well the new gow had a problem with wanting to be cinematic getting in the way of the gameplay, removing jumping, making the camera so close to kratos it's hard to dodge things so they gave you a traffic light for things behind you (and still added enemies spamming projectiles that make harder difficulties hellish because you can't see them), and adding unskippable slow sections that make it annoying to replay. Not a bad game but not as good as the other ones, yet praised so hard because IT'S MATURE, IT'S LESS LIKE A GAME AND MORE LIKE A MOVIE SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY BETTER, AND IT'S MORE SERIOUS AND NOT GOOFY SO IT'S SUPERIOR!
      The excuse of it having to be realistic is dumb, you're playing with a powerhouse that can do awesome shit yet you're limited to attacks that are so close to the camera you can't even see that spectacle well like in other action games. The rpg elements add no real depth so they might as well not be included, and without manual jumping you can't have setpieces that are actually controlled by you and fun to go through, instead it's done for you in a cutscene.
      The older gow had better gameplay and they aren't even the best in their genre. The story is good but in a game you should focus on the gameplay first, or else you make a visual novel.

  • @Noxlion28
    @Noxlion28 Рік тому +124

    When this got a 72 average score on metacritic, that is when I stopped trusting mainstream gaming media to review games.

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 6 років тому +2401

    Oh.
    Oh wow.
    I'd heard it was bad... but... wow. Thank christ I completely ignored it.

    • @OnigiriSuiko
      @OnigiriSuiko 6 років тому +17

      They have improved it a lot since the initial nightmare.

    • @nws6146
      @nws6146 6 років тому +76

      OnigiriSuiko True, but the story was bad to begin with. Theres a lot of shit thats unfixable

    • @jennifervalentine8955
      @jennifervalentine8955 6 років тому +39

      @@OnigiriSuiko Too bad they shattered the basic lore on character builds with somehow a soldier able to immediately learn biotics for reasons. Not like they had to be exposed to Ezo, or take a decade of training, or need massively invasive mods to make that happen. Nope, just a quick jaunt to the loadout screen and you too can do biotics.

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 6 років тому +4

      If your going to judge a game purely based off of some wonky face animations then your lost. Everything's good now and in hindsight the game is pretty good. I had a good time and I back the game.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 6 років тому +46

      ​@@themindset4164, "purely based off of some wonky face animations"... well yeah, that. Plus the other 20-odd-minutes-worth of broken shit that was showcased in this video. Sure, most of the bugs are probably patched out now but that doesn't excuse EA from releasing it in such a buggy and broken state to begin with, perpetuating the bullshit practice of using paying customers as Beta testers. Besides which, the game actively breaks aspects of story/character/universe lore from the previous three games, as mentioned by the commenter above. And on top of that, I've got about a dozen games in my Steam library that I haven't even looked at yet (dem Steam Sales), all of which are in far a more polished state than this was at release - even some of the Early Access titles. I'm glad you enjoyed it, but EA is getting no more money out of me for anything related to the Mass Effect franchise, I'm done. Vote with your wallets people, don't let publishers get away with constantly releasing sub-par products and just expecting gamers to put up with it until they get around to patching the bugs.
      Stop swallowing their bullshit, get off the hype train and stop giving out interest-free consequence-free loans by preordering.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 5 років тому +2765

    13:26
    “Are things back to normal?”
    “Not even close”
    Even the NPCs are aware.

  • @thelastcrow5660
    @thelastcrow5660 2 роки тому +258

    Fun fact: These aren't bugs, the laws of physics are just different in Andromeda.

    • @JensenP12
      @JensenP12 3 місяці тому +1

      But Gil clearly said "it may be new tech but physics still applies"
      Shows what he knows right

  • @Kendow20
    @Kendow20 7 років тому +1619

    Kallo - "Kill. Me. Now."
    Pretty much sums up this game.

    • @redzone1438
      @redzone1438 7 років тому

      which minute?

    • @SecksyMan
      @SecksyMan 7 років тому

      have you played the game very much if at all?

    • @LyConstantine
      @LyConstantine 7 років тому +14

      -Are things back to normal?
      -Not even close

    • @Kendow20
      @Kendow20 7 років тому +14

      Yea, played right through it. Fun Mass Effect as usual (Story/Combat/Character Building) but everything in this video pretty much nails everything that's wrong with it. Felt incomplete and a let down for the amount of time we've waited since the last game.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 7 років тому +3

      KendowGaming holly shit mass effect created true AI

  • @MinatureMinotaur3223
    @MinatureMinotaur3223 7 років тому +4736

    Shepard died for this...

    • @Devvitc
      @Devvitc 7 років тому +108

      No he didnt!

    • @Gabriel25472
      @Gabriel25472 7 років тому +29

      sooo sad...

    • @jeanv2246
      @jeanv2246 7 років тому +37

      MancunianRedcoat Different universe for whatever reason, in this one Sheppard lost

    • @thisnewfeatureisdum
      @thisnewfeatureisdum 7 років тому +10

      too soon

    • @zeta3665
      @zeta3665 7 років тому +4

      Says who?

  • @k.cook158
    @k.cook158 7 років тому +501

    "We didn't want to make this feel like it was Mass Effect 4" Mission Accomplished.

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 7 років тому +18

      K.Cook15 Yep
      It feels and looks like fanfiction the game

    • @drencrum
      @drencrum 7 років тому +5

      they made Andromeda to get away from the bad ending of 3, now they're going to have to go back to 4 to get away from Andromeda

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 Рік тому +62

    remember when I bought this game, I excitedly walked out of the store, immediately tripped over my own shoelaces and scraped up my arms, hands and the case for the game.
    I think that was an omen.

  • @Penitbuder
    @Penitbuder 7 років тому +4276

    Ironically the alien faces look more natural than the humans. How the fuck.

    • @LSSTmusic
      @LSSTmusic 7 років тому +524

      it's easier to tell when human faces look unnatural because we know what they're supposed to look like

    • @nathanaelrose4485
      @nathanaelrose4485 7 років тому +87

      Anonymous Thank you for the proper use of irony.

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 7 років тому +36

      The textures for the male Turians are shit.

    • @wizzzer1337
      @wizzzer1337 3 роки тому +35

      the alien faces were hand crafted, the human faces used a software to automate the facian animations.

    • @gennoble6363
      @gennoble6363 3 роки тому +14

      >buys the game
      >plays the game for 4 hours
      >finds 120 bugs and glitches in that time
      >refunds

  • @alexissmetje
    @alexissmetje 7 років тому +1521

    I used to be a pathfinder like you, then my face got tired

    • @whatisdisshit
      @whatisdisshit 7 років тому +43

      Fuck you Shepard.

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 7 років тому +53

      Marauder Shields, why didn't you stoped this?!
      YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!

    • @loneswordsman295
      @loneswordsman295 7 років тому +6

      Commander Shepard why'd you leave mass effect?

    • @ryangiang8464
      @ryangiang8464 7 років тому +6

      What is this, 2012?

    • @themadgamer6815
      @themadgamer6815 7 років тому +1

      Commander Shepard Nice unoriginal comment.

  • @supersaiyangandhi4481
    @supersaiyangandhi4481 5 років тому +2463

    9:21 even the NPCs don't want to be in this broken-ass game

    • @mrpndaman129
      @mrpndaman129 5 років тому +13

      LMAO

    • @adamh5075
      @adamh5075 5 років тому +58

      Resigned exasperation at 9:50.

    • @maeianomarengo4316
      @maeianomarengo4316 5 років тому +7

      Kill..Me..now..

    • @Yanpac
      @Yanpac 5 років тому +1

      "I don't want to live in this game anymore"

  • @powersd453deven
    @powersd453deven 2 роки тому +598

    That scene where the monsters fight and the dudes are just laughing is the best.

  • @jackobear7147
    @jackobear7147 7 років тому +916

    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite comedy on the Citadel.

  • @wesofx8148
    @wesofx8148 7 років тому +3379

    "Finished the place-holder animations last night."
    "Great, we'll release the game tomorrow"
    "But we haven't even bug test-"
    "Here's $100,000 for all your hard work."

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 7 років тому +98

      depending on how long the person was working, its not worth it unless they are actually bribing them

    • @xlxlffdd6630
      @xlxlffdd6630 7 років тому +131

      I would joke and say the game was probably made in China like everything else, but Chinese actually make better games than this.

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 7 років тому +78

      any game makes facial animations than this
      even minecraft has better facial animations

    • @omium4917
      @omium4917 7 років тому +10

      xlxl ffdd ever seen honaki impact 3?its a chinese phone game, still better facial animation.

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 7 років тому +46

      LOL you think the devs were getting properly paid for their hard work under ridiculous conditions. You funny guy. If they managed to make rent than I'll be surprised...

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 7 років тому +2739

    "There's more to life than this."
    *Twists neck*
    *Walks off*

    • @cryptonaut1435
      @cryptonaut1435 7 років тому +136

      Somebody gazed into the eyes of Cthulhu for too long....

    • @internetjuror4438
      @internetjuror4438 7 років тому +125

      **Self-aware NPCs**

    • @petrusion2827
      @petrusion2827 7 років тому +48

      She's trying to end her miserable existence as a shitty NPC with bad writing.

    • @PixXx31
      @PixXx31 7 років тому +2

      She learned that from shepard :D
      i.imgur.com/VqEj1Pl.gif

    • @RGR29
      @RGR29 7 років тому

      😂😂😂 I'm recording this game but so far I don't have any of those glitches

  • @thomasjones6413
    @thomasjones6413 Рік тому +59

    Looking back, I know everyone focused the visual bugs, facial animations, glitches and whatnot, but I'm shocked at how truly garbage the dialogue was

  • @The.dudeinator
    @The.dudeinator 3 роки тому +1712

    I just realized it’s just the fact that they didn’t animate the eyebrows at all, they stay stationary the whole time no matter what expression
    Edit: stop saying the same exact fucking thing over and over without reading the other replies
    I meant that it was the main issue with the animation, in most scenes the eyebrows don’t move at all, which if you didn’t know is where humans see emotion on faces the most
    Of fucking course there are other things wrong with it stop fucking @ing me saying the same exact things that others before you have said

    • @ElleDeas
      @ElleDeas 3 роки тому +208

      I don’t think it’s just the eyebrows. Emotions come through ALL over the face, pursing your lips, narrowing your eyes, clenching your jaw etc. it’s just blank here

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 3 роки тому +50

      @@ElleDeas They over exaggerate every movement on the face while being are twitchy and stiff.

    • @luobomu9747
      @luobomu9747 3 роки тому +20

      The girl at 2:31 says "eyelash" but like you're saying, I think she means "eyebrow" (I mean, what would an "eyelash animation" even look like - the eyelashes simply move with the eyelids. Maybe she doesn't know the difference? Misspoke? Oh well.). It seems like there's actually some animation of the eyebrows, but they are put too high on the characters' faces and from there they can only go up and never down, meaning they only have two facial expressions: shocked and very shocked.

    • @LeadAHorseToVodka
      @LeadAHorseToVodka 3 роки тому +10

      @@luobomu9747 no she meant eyelashes. She even gestured eyelashes. And she's also correct in what she says

    • @jkl20kb
      @jkl20kb 3 роки тому +8

      Bioware was forced to use new unfamiliar frostbite 3 engine build for other types of games, here is a result.

  • @fanimedusoleil
    @fanimedusoleil 7 років тому +3454

    This is hilarious despite how unbearably sad it is

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg 3 роки тому +4

      I am your 2nd reply

    • @tripleg6232
      @tripleg6232 3 роки тому +2

      I am your 3rd reply

    • @levydeshevy3425
      @levydeshevy3425 3 роки тому +2

      I am your 4th reply

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 3 роки тому

      @Monkey Kong I am yo..
      Dude u fucked it

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu 2 роки тому

      I yam what i yam

  • @estrellaescobar5723
    @estrellaescobar5723 4 роки тому +2022

    12:32 Im perplex about how perfectly synchronized this is.

    • @justaperson9155
      @justaperson9155 4 роки тому +209

      Its an Easter egg. Its animated off Shia LaBeouff.

    • @nikolajukic1945
      @nikolajukic1945 4 роки тому +28

      @@justaperson9155 You joking or is it really?

    • @justaperson9155
      @justaperson9155 4 роки тому +111

      @@nikolajukic1945 It really is

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 4 роки тому +13

      @@justaperson9155 Why tho

    • @xshullaw
      @xshullaw 4 роки тому +82

      @@CunningCondor An obscure reference to make people laugh a little in a generally boring interaction.

  • @charliestewart3082
    @charliestewart3082 2 роки тому +372

    Just wanted to say, the side missions where you had to search random outposts, kill everyone, someone would drop a datapad (MAYBE), you then scan the pad which would give you another location to kill a bunch of people was the worst thing ever and I hope everyone involved in that design choice are still struggling to find work.

    • @Betasatan631
      @Betasatan631 Рік тому +30

      If they have problems understanding which sex they are and put a lot of time into political twitter discussions, they are hired, professional treats ---- not needed. not anymore

    • @luka9967
      @luka9967 Рік тому +51

      @@Betasatan631 what are you talking about

    • @Jaydee-wd7wr
      @Jaydee-wd7wr Рік тому +17

      @@Betasatan631, The f*** does that have to do with anything? Andromeda was made by the F team of a dying company, their political beliefs have no bearing on the fact that there was no budget for hiring qualified staff.

    • @auquitaine9201
      @auquitaine9201 Рік тому

      @@Jaydee-wd7wr The actual budget was about $150 million... No budget for hiring qualified staff?? What the fuck are you smoking

    • @YouTubeistheworst
      @YouTubeistheworst Рік тому +15

      ​@@Jaydee-wd7wrAs someone who lives in the city where this game was developed I can tell you that his assumption of who was working on this is probably accurate

  • @spacekrill
    @spacekrill 7 років тому +981

    "Are things back to normal?"
    "Not even close."
    He's wasn't wrong.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 7 років тому +150

      That clip was perfectly timed

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 7 років тому +28

      Do we even need to mock this game? It's doing a pretty good job insulting itself.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 роки тому +5

      time to bring this comment back, back from rest, back to rise

  • @2shae475
    @2shae475 7 років тому +626

    That Krogan doing the Shia Lebouf impression was just perfect.

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 2 роки тому +515

    They modeled Scott Ryder's face off an actor, and while they did the same with Sara Ryder they also altered her in-game face to "be less attractive and more realistic".
    Bad enough the writing was full of what I call "purple Hawke" moments. Scenes that try so hard to be funny and almost every line of dialogue had to be "snappy" and "quippy".
    Not to mention the devs raised questions only to reveal after the fact they had no intention of answering them because they didn't plan that far ahead.
    A patch can't fix this game, it needs to be called non-canon and or rebuilt from scratch to even have a chance of standing in the same league as the trilogy.

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 2 роки тому +68

      That last paragraph is spot on. People need to realise that some games are just too fundamentally fucked from the start to save with updates.

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 2 роки тому +6

      That might be partially true, but I'm pretty sure default Sara Ryder didn't become such a meme because of a design note like that. What is more likely is that between the original design from one studio and animation development from another, in an overseas studio, Bioware simply was too big a gaming studio to see that fixing faces be a priority.
      It didn't look right, and they knew it.

    • @Myth_or_Mystery76
      @Myth_or_Mystery76 2 роки тому +47

      I hate the “too cool for school” protagonists. It gets old.

    • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
      @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 2 роки тому +1

      I mean half of them look woke af so I can imagine the writers being just sjw trash, replaying Mass Effect 1-3 rn with the legendary edition. A buggy mess even with the community patch but playable and damn fun being renegade - You can punch woman for asking you a question and its fine, thats the stuff im looking for and not someone that tells me "oh thats wrong" - If I wanna play as a ruthless asshole that punches everyone in the face then thats what im gonna do

    • @kipter
      @kipter 2 роки тому +46

      The snappy and funny lines every 10 seconds thing is such an annoying cliche of poopy tier media nowadays. writers think people want everything to be a marvel movie.

  • @gacuchuoi9517
    @gacuchuoi9517 5 років тому +2525

    9:52 I must consult with the Elder God

  • @nachofast6144
    @nachofast6144 6 років тому +734

    "Some of the textures look better in 3"
    Seriously, some of the textures look better in 2... Or even 1 ffs

    • @duvl73
      @duvl73 6 років тому +38

      NachoFast everything looks better in 1. I'm seeing this a lot in games these days where the characters have really high polygon counts but no texture. It started in Watch Dogs and it just hasn't stopped

    • @ebe7157
      @ebe7157 6 років тому +4

      The technology is masking the ineptitude of the younger folk coming up through the ranks. Those who stand on the shoulders of giants and have had tools to make everything easier but then still use those tools in such a shitty capacity as to create a cringefest like this shitpile of a game.

    • @summersvisuals2378
      @summersvisuals2378 6 років тому +2

      thanks to stupid feminist and lgbt bitches for their influence on this...

  • @Dispear12121
    @Dispear12121 5 років тому +1355

    12:33 Why did that fit so well omg thats my fav part of the video lmao

    • @user-cg7tj7cu4m
      @user-cg7tj7cu4m 4 роки тому +55

      I couldnt believe it I died at that point

    • @miss_B_
      @miss_B_ 4 роки тому +58

      IT'S ACTUALLY EVEN CUTE

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 4 роки тому +85

      You'd think that animation was directly modeled to that audio clip.

    • @ignifero
      @ignifero 4 роки тому +9

      @@CastafioreOnUA-cam or rotoscopied from it

    • @specticulrtainment1809
      @specticulrtainment1809 4 роки тому +1

      @@ignifero well i don't think rotoscoping is a thing with 3d animation.

  • @CoderJames225
    @CoderJames225 19 днів тому +16

    8 years + $400M = Concord

  • @josephsmart6495
    @josephsmart6495 3 роки тому +1255

    "At the heart of mass effect: andromeda, is a question."
    Yeah: Why?

    • @adanmartinezpiano
      @adanmartinezpiano 3 роки тому +18

      Lmao!!!

    • @BoxingDawg
      @BoxingDawg 3 роки тому +9

      yEAh:

    • @riks081
      @riks081 3 роки тому +5

      $$

    • @---777---
      @---777--- 3 роки тому +9

      "Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

  • @s.o.4339
    @s.o.4339 3 роки тому +4825

    Sad thing about this: Even if they had released ME:A without a single glitch or bug and even with decent face animations - it would only be a minor improvement. Main problems are the laughable enemies, the lackluster story, the forgettable script, the hateworthy sidekicks and above everything else: the absolutely embarrassing presentation. In Mass Effect 2, even the most dull side mission had its cinematographic presentation, keeping the immersion at max. Here, you have to look for them with a looking glass while you spent your time picking dialogue in a shameful over-the-shoulder perspective 9 out of 10 times. How could they overlook the qualities of the original Mass Effect that hard?

    • @nowayhosay50
      @nowayhosay50 3 роки тому +80

      @@austingray6885 yup

    • @TheBobville
      @TheBobville 3 роки тому +31

      yes true but all mass effects are shit

    • @s.o.4339
      @s.o.4339 3 роки тому +263

      @@TheBobville If that is your opinion and you didn't like the games, alright. I wouldn't accept it as general statement, though.

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 3 роки тому +169

      They had a big established universe that was built across 3 games and instead of setting this game in that universe, they made it so that it was pretty much 100% disconnected. I'll really never understand that choice. They could've made an entire game set on the citadel, where you're a c-sec cop. Or they could've made a game where you're a drell assassin. Or they could've made a whole game about just being a krogan mercenary in the universe. Or literally a million other things that the universe has already established. But instead of doing something creative like that, they basically just made a generic sci fi game that's very very loosely connected to the Mass Effect universe.

    • @globoxo9901
      @globoxo9901 3 роки тому +49

      @@KrikZ32 That was the first and only good decision they did, imo. ME3 destroyed the universe, literally and metaphorically. The endings were completely different (way more than other games where you can choose what faction rules, for example), and they never really explained any of the endings. Moreover, people really hated that ending, even those who liked the rest of ME3. They couldn't make a sequel, and a prequel would have less potential and it would be very hard to make (especially if they planned to do more than one game). They had to reboot the saga. The problem was that the new universe was boring and unambitious (I mean, only one new species? They abandon every species who can't shoot behind cover, and several who can, and they only add one, and not even one especially interesting?)

  • @Fadingxx
    @Fadingxx 7 років тому +206

    4:25 Broke me, lol. "See, no reason we can't be civilized", she says while her body slowly take the shape of a pretzel.

    • @Fadingxx
      @Fadingxx 7 років тому +8

      4:57 Think Bioware is trying out jiggle physics, move over DOA, lol.
      I love DA, and ME, but all the bad press is making me weary. Which is partly why I didn't get it day 1. That, and waiting for the eventual DLC, so I don't have to replay it several time (I create multiple characters).

    • @julianhamm5578
      @julianhamm5578 7 років тому

      The multiplayer of ME andromeda is nothing more then Horde mode with a lootcrate microtransaction system. Basic Money grab

    • @jase276
      @jase276 7 років тому +3

      I thought you were exaggerating, but i just saw that scene and it literally almost killed me. I had to slap my ipad away from me, i was laughing so hard. The air escaped from my lungs.

    • @RustyC216
      @RustyC216 7 років тому +5

      "Kill... Me" best line ever.

    • @Gampl
      @Gampl 7 років тому

      So acurate

  • @MeursaultWithFactor50
    @MeursaultWithFactor50 Рік тому +403

    11:41 will never not be funny. That lifeless fight & blank expressions followed up by a KROGAN speaking like a gay from San Francisco.

    • @vegas3352
      @vegas3352 5 місяців тому +11

      Female krogan tho

    • @feartheoldblood
      @feartheoldblood 5 місяців тому +12

      It's so bad, so bad

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 4 місяці тому

      ​@@vegas3352 When Eve spoke you could tell she was a woman.
      She sounds like a professional cross dresser using their drag voice.

  • @kutsumiru
    @kutsumiru 3 роки тому +3615

    12:31 that's just too perfect

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 3 роки тому +331

      That can't be accidental, right?

    • @kutsumiru
      @kutsumiru 3 роки тому +145

      @@esprit101 that’s what I’m thinking

    • @skallywang4494
      @skallywang4494 3 роки тому +94

      I screamed at this. Part I need to save that clip

    • @Shahraman
      @Shahraman 3 роки тому +44

      @@esprit101 That's an intended Easter Egg

    • @AA-lz4wq
      @AA-lz4wq 3 роки тому +81

      @@Shahraman More like a nice way to ruin the immersion, you should look for easter eggs not have them shown in a middle of an unrelated dialogue.

  • @Skyknight12
    @Skyknight12 7 років тому +1689

    Sheesh. Skyrim mods made by non professionals and given away for free had better facial animations.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 7 років тому +102

      Dream Walker METRO had better animations. HL2 had better animations. BF1 had better animations. Every fucking COD game had better animations. Well, okay minus the first 2. But every other one yes

    • @MrBoggs
      @MrBoggs 7 років тому +96

      Lmao, even Vanilla Skyrim has better facial animations. Probably even Oblivion for that matter.

    • @cocoapixels
      @cocoapixels 7 років тому +31

      *in a game made in fucking 2011*

    • @StrunDoNhor
      @StrunDoNhor 7 років тому +63

      Hey, to their credit there's some real talent behind a lot of Skyrim's modding community. They at least care about what they make, and put in actual effort.

    • @Skyknight12
      @Skyknight12 7 років тому +85

      StrunDoNhor That they do. Some of those mods take months or years to make, with entire teams of modders contributing thousands of man hours.
      And when they're done, they give them away _for free._
      And yet a triple A gaming company with some of the best professionals in the country, who are being _paid_ to develop quality content can't match the modders who worked for free. What does that say about that company?

  • @greggers23
    @greggers23 7 років тому +440

    "there's more to life than this"
    *twists neck in way that would literally end own life*

    • @MrJulio632
      @MrJulio632 7 років тому

      Gregory Duggan reminds me of shepard glitch in ME3

    • @GuyOnAChair
      @GuyOnAChair 7 років тому +1

      Gregory Duggan That one "woman" cant stop memeing.

    • @stinkiestman398
      @stinkiestman398 7 років тому

      Br Striker 👳🏿🍉🔫🍗🍗🖕🏿🖕🏿👊🏿👊🏿

  • @epicosexio
    @epicosexio Рік тому +62

    Im only human after all

  • @soulless6804
    @soulless6804 5 років тому +2815

    7:35 when your mum meets her Best friend in supermarket but you want to go home

    • @nasvsan6191
      @nasvsan6191 5 років тому +111

      Most underrated comment i have EVER seen omg 100000iq comment

    • @IndecentLouie
      @IndecentLouie 5 років тому +28

      Hahaha that's genius.

    • @pierregauducheau312
      @pierregauducheau312 5 років тому +8

      Kutazzz z Im dead thanks dude

    • @iulianam4106
      @iulianam4106 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aryanarora4874
      @aryanarora4874 4 роки тому +7

      This comment is just so golden OMG

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 роки тому +1422

    3D porn ads look better than Andromeda

  • @bakashinji
    @bakashinji 7 років тому +2285

    "My father is dead he made me his successor." *:)*
    "Alec is...dead?"
    *:)*

    • @XFrozenAshX
      @XFrozenAshX 7 років тому +200

      :) :) :) :)

    • @Fallkener
      @Fallkener 7 років тому +98

      trakstar13
      "nah, my dad is having a tea party with mr.Death."

    • @freddiefaulig8751
      @freddiefaulig8751 7 років тому +22

      trakstar13 donkey: you look really broken up about that.

    • @richr1917
      @richr1917 7 років тому +54

      Yeah, that's one of the worst, and funniest, culprits. Someone smiling at you, while they confirm through a nod of the head, that you're correct, their father is dead. Who was in charge of the quality control in this game? Did anyone from EA actually play-test it?

    • @anasbakhit4303
      @anasbakhit4303 7 років тому +44

      trakstar13
      "Alec is....dead?"
      yep! got problems? :)

  • @jacobbrown3781
    @jacobbrown3781 2 роки тому +71

    5:15 the council has decided your fate. Eternal socialization in the spontaneous person prison

  • @fouadali8975
    @fouadali8975 5 років тому +1685

    Devs: Alright, the concept prototype looks great. Time to add texture and polish th... where is the game?
    Bioware: we sold it

    • @Fr0st7
      @Fr0st7 5 років тому +2

      lmao

    • @Fr0st7
      @Fr0st7 5 років тому +4

      bioware isnt the publisher though or am i wrong

    • @Fr0st7
      @Fr0st7 5 років тому +5

      i mean bioware ARE the devs right?

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 років тому +24

      This *was* the polish.

    • @FrizzleLamb
      @FrizzleLamb 5 років тому +59

      Not just Bioware... it's actually...
      *_EA: We sold it._*

  • @bobafettywap3170
    @bobafettywap3170 4 роки тому +1066

    20:30 never forget, EA killed them all..

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 роки тому +25

      The only one I know is Pandemic, I think I remember it from destroy all humans

    • @AustinNGrayson
      @AustinNGrayson 4 роки тому +57

      Santi Cheeks the original Star Wars Battlefront games. The original Star Wars Battlefront games. Two of the best games in history later to be destroyed by EA and DICE in 2015 and 2017.

    • @ryanc5572
      @ryanc5572 4 роки тому +8

      Westwood made Eye of the Beholder. Would've loved more games in its style. Heartbreaking.

    • @HovisSteve
      @HovisSteve 4 роки тому +10

      Correction, senior figures of Bioware killed the company the moment they decided that they'd even consider a deal with EA back in the mid naughts.

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 4 роки тому +16

      Maxis :'c

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa 4 роки тому +2138

    The most alien things in this game are the humans.

  • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
    @ordo_draigo_assault_ham Рік тому +77

    Six years later, this video might be one of the better things Andromeda gave us.

  • @MrSinfold
    @MrSinfold 7 років тому +2304

    all DLC cancelled lmao

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 7 років тому +61

      Ahahaha I had to look that up to verify and it's probably true. Oh, that's glorious *wheeze*

    • @Balmung35
      @Balmung35 7 років тому +274

      No way there's ever another ME game, period. EA killed the franchise.

    • @TessaTestarossa
      @TessaTestarossa 7 років тому +103

      Well, they've killed BioWare way before, noone could've expected this to be good. Admittedly, noone could've probably expected this level of disaster :D

    • @SuperiorGothBun
      @SuperiorGothBun 7 років тому +15

      Balmung35 Well, at least Anthem looks.... interesting

    • @ainuannatar1632
      @ainuannatar1632 7 років тому +7

      AESTHETECORP. They said they will come back to the mass effect series after anthem

  • @bakeryssoul
    @bakeryssoul 6 років тому +1454

    The dialogues are the kind that would appear in fanfictions.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 6 років тому +127

      Habrid O'Young I've read better slash fanfic dialogue, and slash fanfic dialogue ain't good.

    • @sofakingonmynuts1438
      @sofakingonmynuts1438 6 років тому +82

      i haved watched worse porno movies with better acting

    • @ShudowWolf
      @ShudowWolf 6 років тому +18

      How are they bad? They match the quality of the animations and face.
      Really though the dialogue sounds oddly mechanical in some instances and in others it seems like they just ripped it from somewhere else and I just don't care enough to look, and also they seem to have really horrible transitions - making me question "how is that the next line of spoken dialogue?" alongside acting of "First take or go home" and is...oddly empty feeling.
      My opinion of course but still.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 6 років тому +16

      They're bad because people don't talk/act like this. It just isn't believable and cliche. You're dangling for life and you yell/joke, " Hold me"? Like, what the actual cringe? The terrible delivery for the lines don't help, either.

    • @astridbeast5701
      @astridbeast5701 6 років тому

      @DrTheKay no u

  • @nektaar2593
    @nektaar2593 5 років тому +2645

    12:04 thats some oblivion talk rigth there

    • @whitegoose2017
      @whitegoose2017 4 роки тому +359

      "Greetings."
      "Hello."
      "How are you?"
      "Bye."

    • @wolker213
      @wolker213 4 роки тому +176

      Anyway how is your sex life?

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 4 роки тому +152

      "Hello"
      "Greetings"
      "How are you?"
      "Nothing i'd like to talk about"
      "Wanna have babies?"

    • @whitegoose2017
      @whitegoose2017 4 роки тому +30

      @@lugabo5756
      "Oh, it's you."
      "Hi."

    • @lugabo5756
      @lugabo5756 4 роки тому +34

      @@whitegoose2017 "have you heard of the high elves?"

  • @dr.kennethnoisewater26
    @dr.kennethnoisewater26 Рік тому +17

    The new mass effect teaser trailer came out and people are already singing its praises and can’t wait to give up their money. How quickly they forget.

  • @elferson
    @elferson 4 роки тому +800

    Plot twist: the “kill. Me. Now.” Wasnt part of the game, it was a fourth wall break

    • @AgentWolnyTyl3k
      @AgentWolnyTyl3k 4 роки тому +10

      The only somewhat real character in the game... and so quickly came to such an end.
      For us: there is no hope.

    • @BeeboHamido
      @BeeboHamido 4 роки тому +1

      I read your comment as he was saying it,, what the hell!

    • @HovisSteve
      @HovisSteve 4 роки тому

      Technically it was lamp shading.

    • @elferson
      @elferson 4 роки тому

      @@HovisSteve what

  • @bensavage6172
    @bensavage6172 5 років тому +2571

    4:15 "See? No reason we cant be civilized"
    *Proceeds to infinitely fold in on herself*

    • @intecharlie
      @intecharlie 5 років тому +25

      Lmao

    • @PulseEditor
      @PulseEditor 5 років тому +10

      Ive had this glitch and i thought it was hilarious

    • @hardysol881
      @hardysol881 5 років тому +1

      lmao. The fucking Grudge in disguise!

    • @xXevilsmilesXx
      @xXevilsmilesXx 5 років тому +10

      This will haunt my nightmares until death.

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 5 років тому +6

      "Jerry, get out of the booth, take your clothes off and fold in on yourself 12 times."

  • @Realgigclin
    @Realgigclin 7 років тому +5084

    20:26 press F to pay respects to all those great studios that EA brutally murdered

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 7 років тому +352

      F for Westwood.

    • @bangyino
      @bangyino 7 років тому +258

      F for Bullfrog. :( RIP in pepperoni!

    • @urban_rural1256
      @urban_rural1256 7 років тому +363

      F for Pandemic. Star Wars Battlefront games were my childhood

    • @Realgigclin
      @Realgigclin 7 років тому +188

      +Joshua Urban i pressed F for them too, also visceral games (even though they are still around, EA killed dead space) and of course bioware

    • @marineduard6901
      @marineduard6901 7 років тому +160

      f for pandemic and bioware, RIP

  • @xXRand0mDudeXx
    @xXRand0mDudeXx 2 роки тому +78

    Respect to the voice actors, id be embarrassed i was apart of a game that was this bad

  • @JetJockey87
    @JetJockey87 5 років тому +1920

    16:05 JESUS CHRIST

    • @iprobablyknowyou2713
      @iprobablyknowyou2713 4 роки тому +156

      She just commited suicide

    • @LyTran-oq2of
      @LyTran-oq2of 4 роки тому +99

      @@iprobablyknowyou2713 living in a game like that no wonder why

    • @Colin-kh6kp
      @Colin-kh6kp 4 роки тому +19

      His power compelled her

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 роки тому +6

      this game is so horrible even the npces commuted suiside 😂hhh

    • @BitchObama
      @BitchObama 4 роки тому +1

      There like "wil, bye world

  • @BearPig
    @BearPig 5 років тому +755

    “Alec is dead?”
    -smiles and nods

  • @DETECTIVEMARVEL-sn8wy
    @DETECTIVEMARVEL-sn8wy 5 років тому +868

    11:31 I thought that scene actually started out pretty strong and interesting and I thought "This is pretty good, what's wrong with it?" Then my question is answered 2 seconds later

    • @Ithurtssobad
      @Ithurtssobad 5 років тому +272

      I don't know what's funnier. The queer voice or the clunky boxing.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey 5 років тому +37

      Oh noe.

    • @deviantknight7009
      @deviantknight7009 5 років тому +68

      The gay leader of a group of people whose biggest concern is not being able to breed

    • @deviantknight7009
      @deviantknight7009 5 років тому +2

      @@chief_mourner id hope so :D

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 5 років тому +31

      The greatest, cinematic, battle in video game history.

  • @Noxlion28
    @Noxlion28 10 місяців тому +53

    It’s so pathetic how hard the IGN reviewers tried to say positive things about the game despite it being obviously garbage. They did the same for Cyberpunk and that’s when I decided their opinions are worth less than a grain of salt.

  • @ShyLeviathan
    @ShyLeviathan 7 років тому +1012

    13:25
    "Are things back to normal?"
    "Not even close."
    You can say that again...

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 6 років тому +2

      Un-broken and victorious Lmao

    • @TTMjolnir
      @TTMjolnir 6 років тому +1

      That scene killed me, haha!

    • @NeOCsati
      @NeOCsati 6 років тому

      I wrote this comment too

  • @gravenightghoul
    @gravenightghoul 7 років тому +322

    Crowbcat's videos should be showed to anyone who'd preorder anything from a triple a company.

  • @cashhhmere
    @cashhhmere 4 роки тому +2379

    11:42 top 10 anime fight scenes (saddest endings)

    • @pheonix2518
      @pheonix2518 4 роки тому +153

      I lost it right there lel

    • @danganmachin8349
      @danganmachin8349 4 роки тому +29

      Which youtuber is that ? The guys that were laughing

    • @stevenkwan1026
      @stevenkwan1026 4 роки тому +14

      /watch?v=VQNcIfEURrI&

    • @OLYMPIANgreek
      @OLYMPIANgreek 4 роки тому +8

      My chest also hurts from laughing 😂😂😂

    • @abujasim9539
      @abujasim9539 4 роки тому +6

      that was the best scene lmao

  • @Mugetsu1212
    @Mugetsu1212 Рік тому +104

    Funny part is that the actual budget was almost $150m. Brutal.

    • @user-gg3yj5yj1y
      @user-gg3yj5yj1y 7 місяців тому

      11:46 oh no

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 5 місяців тому +3

      Where tf did that budget go to? There’s no way a majority of that went to development

    • @charaznable8072
      @charaznable8072 4 місяці тому

      Yeah I saw the 40m I thought now way it was 5 years and a dev team probably 150+.

  • @Auris57
    @Auris57 4 роки тому +486

    0:21 "were letting out imagination run wild"
    You let the animation run wild, too.

    • @samblamjam
      @samblamjam 4 роки тому +1

      They let everything run wild

  • @justconnnoor
    @justconnnoor 7 років тому +443

    *MY FACE IS TIRED*

    • @ButtSolution
      @ButtSolution 7 років тому +2

      Konvict v3 I'm pissed. Probably because they shot me in the face.

    • @angelofiron4366
      @angelofiron4366 3 роки тому

      14:31

  • @ThatOneShyguyVideos
    @ThatOneShyguyVideos 6 років тому +1879

    I know making games isn't easy ... but holy shit dude ...

    • @GottkaiserFhqwhgod
      @GottkaiserFhqwhgod 6 років тому +131

      It's called a "diversity hire" and it's killing tech slowly.

    • @themagnus2919
      @themagnus2919 6 років тому +27

      First half hour of playing I lowered the difficulty setting to the lowest setting because I quicky realized that the combat wasn't fun or engaging enough to be worth the grind.

    • @Miuranger1
      @Miuranger1 6 років тому +16

      ThatOneShyguy this is what happens when u want diversty

    • @TT-fg8vz
      @TT-fg8vz 6 років тому +53

      ThatOneShyguy I want to congratulate LGBTandFEMINISTware team for destroying my favourite game👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @CalebePriester
      @CalebePriester 6 років тому +4

      making good games is not easy...

  • @BlueMocion
    @BlueMocion 2 місяці тому +12

    Now do "8 years + 200 mill = concord"

    • @Sei-h9l
      @Sei-h9l 2 місяці тому +1

      Was 400... Try it in another video

  • @icat0753
    @icat0753 7 років тому +545

    "How far will we go"
    Backwards bioware, backwards

    • @derboki88
      @derboki88 7 років тому +3

      maybe he was just asking himself how far backwards? Or maybe they just forgot to run this game through QC...who knows

    • @Grasmann
      @Grasmann 7 років тому +1

      Maybe it's like in old arcade games where you exit one side and come out the other.
      They went so far that they went back.

  • @Ruyeman
    @Ruyeman 7 років тому +217

    "Kill me, now."
    You know that Salarian and me are on the same page.

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 років тому +1

      That's how I felt whenever the girl came on the screen!