20:18 Schlatt going from acting manic about the construction of the city to completely flat whenever TTS mentions his crimes or something they did for him will always kill me lmao
40:25 this seemed to hit everyone pretty hard in the stream. Never really seen him react to something like that. Kitty didn’t get to say goodbye to schlatt…😢
9:06 i would rather want to know that 0°C is the freezing temperature for water, than to know that 0°F is the stable temperature of a mix of ice, water and salt.
Shlatt's streams never fail to make me cry tears of overwhelming sorrow. I can't wait until November 13, 2023, when he finally stops streaming for good. That will be an incredible day 😍😁.
1:35:02 the timing of that shadow moving across the city, the music ending and schlanket smiling at the camera with is so perfect. I was expecting something to happen, like a disaster or the game to just close
Truly unbelievable that J-Schlert would RUIN my year by coming back to stream City Skylines 😡 This is just a reminder of the pain he caused all those families back in 99'.
Ive been watching UA-cam since 2007 and this was the man that finally got me to buy youtuber merch and man is is such great quality I’ll definitely get it again
Having it revealed to us that Schlatt is a fan of Cities: Skylines gives the equivalent feeling of discovering that the local drunk is also a well renowned sommelier.
Truly horrible that J-shitt can come back to streaming after what he did to the queen, and especially after what he did to those many thousands of families back in 99'.
Finally! I’ve been binge watching every single vod, 6 hours left of the video game high school vod after that I’ve rewatched everything. Talk about perfect timing
I like to think paradox just saw schplatt was one of the biggest streamers of their game without knowing anything about him, giving him the sponsorship money, and just being horrified upon seeing him stream
"Schlatt last time you streamed I wasn't even considering the army now I'm government property until 2029 I don't know how but in some way it must be your fault "
I'm so glad jslup finally decided to get out of solitary confinement and play games on stream! I hope his mental health did not deteriorate during these trying times!
The Schlatt is back Ghosts chomping at his feet Schlatts our hero Schlatt just can't be beat, yeah! Schlatt-Man yellow, Schlatt extreme He's a chowing down machine Ghosts, monsters, ghouls, and only one can stop them Schlatt-man rules! The Schlatt is back Ghosts chomping at his feet Schlatts our hero Schlatt just can't be beat The Schlatt is back!
8:00 Americans explaining how horrible measuring systems are actually better than ones used by the people for thousands of years, mastered and altered to be accurate and helpful. ''Erm i actually like having 80 degrees'' said no one, what does that even mean? Also celsius is much simpler, freezing temperature? Past 0, simple, fahrenheit? 32??? What random number is that?? Ending statement: Fahrenheit was made by germans which is obvious by its name, germans made it in the times they tried to be their own thing, which failed.
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I can't believe they paid me to do this LMAO check out cities skylines 2: play.citiesskylines.com/schlatt
Amazing
okay "schlatt"
Neither can i
haha jschlitt
Haha i was first before you schlaggett
Only financial obligations have the power to bring schlatt back out of his deep slumber
Schlumber
I tried to watch this on stream but my wifi was shit, anyone else? 🥲
Don’t forget about contractual ones
@@RobertMoriarty yeah, that's what i meant to say
I thought he was sleep deprived
we've been waiting for your return 👑
I love you cities skylines
❤❤❤
it sure would be a shame if mister schlatt decided to recreate his favorite historical tragedy using your game, that would be quite shocking.
@@jschlattvods aw
You better make a Bönk animal.
Fahrenheit:
0F: “it is pretty cold outside”
100F: “it is pretty hot outside”
Celsius:
0C: “it is kinda cold outside”
100C: *dead*
Kelvin:
0K: *dead*
100K: *dead*
Why did this make me laugh 😭
What about Rankine scale?
Yes
0F is Texas for about a week during February and 100F is Texas during July and August
0f is extremely cold
I am absolutely and utterly broken that I missed Jschlatt's stream and that i will have to wait another one to two years for another one.
I can't find the vod on twitch it's devestating :(
@@daffyeel9840I’m bout to blow
same :,)
@@daffyeel9840 lol same buddy buddy
He said he is returning to streaming so hopefully you can catch one soon
I'm so glad schlatt is back to streaming. I can't wait to see him stream again next year
See you in 2024!
Hopefully "Schlatt" doesn't commit more war crimes like back in '89 in the meantime....
@@jschlattvodsSHLOG
@@jschlattvods See ya there bud!
@@jschlattvodswhy does everything you say sound like a threat
I can't believe Schlatt got sponsored by the US Military! He's truly made up for his "accident" in 1999 😁
i wouldnt call it an accident my friend, it was more of an unfortunate circumstance...
Did he rlly
Yeah and now he’s government property until 2029!
I imagine schlatt just sleeps on a fuckin giant hoard of gold and snaps awake when a sponsor asks him to do something
20:18 Schlatt going from acting manic about the construction of the city to completely flat whenever TTS mentions his crimes or something they did for him will always kill me lmao
And how he carries on after..... fucking GORGEOUSNESS!!!!
@@TheJB2D lmfao, right?
schlatt posting is like the rain in texas, practically nonexistent but a very slight chance here and there
fr
it rained today too
yessir
finally it happened, i've been waiting for волк and медведь return for too long
As someone who falls asleep to your vods, it's gonna be a joy listening to this for the next year and a half before I get another
o7 to that endurance
As a resident of Lakeland, Florida, I am honored to have my hometown featured in this fine game.
Yessss lakeland gang
I'm sorry you have to live in that dump
@@veggielord1740 it’s really not that bad
tampa resident :D
Bunnell here
40:25 this seemed to hit everyone pretty hard in the stream. Never really seen him react to something like that.
Kitty didn’t get to say goodbye to schlatt…😢
9:06 i would rather want to know that 0°C is the freezing temperature for water, than to know that 0°F is the stable temperature of a mix of ice, water and salt.
Why do I care when water freezes tho? Just make it cold and it'll happen eventually. The freezer does it all for me!
@@tacoboutaknight3964 weather tho
Based
Shlatt's streams never fail to make me cry tears of overwhelming sorrow. I can't wait until November 13, 2023, when he finally stops streaming for good. That will be an incredible day 😍😁.
And the gummy bearz album with lots of music videos and extra
"Schlatt" finally earns money on twitch doing his job and not just being offline. Truly inspiring
Schlatt coming back to stream only to cause as many disasters as he wants in game. Truly classic
1:35:02 the timing of that shadow moving across the city, the music ending and schlanket smiling at the camera with is so perfect. I was expecting something to happen, like a disaster or the game to just close
Truly unbelievable that J-Schlert would RUIN my year by coming back to stream City Skylines 😡 This is just a reminder of the pain he caused all those families back in 99'.
i agree so much!! JSCHLOG doesnt deserve his career!!!! grrrrrrrrr
ok
ok
ok
Mute ‘em chat
i can't believe that he has so much video pre-recorded for us, so we dont feel sad after his death❤
you will be missed jschlatt ❤
RIP
16:52 For those who only came here for Schlibble
so glad he made it out of that plane crash! Happy to see you back man. You made a great recovery.
9:10
Yes, you are water. About 70% water. You will start boiling if I light your house on fire for revenge of what happened in 1999.
Schlatt streaming again but only because he’s being paid feels appropriate.
Glad to see Johnathan Schlatt back on cities skylines. Very good to see.
Look how happy Schlatt is when he is moving away from the TikTok reaction videos/streams
12:50 is when Schlatt ACTUALLY starts playing properly
He’s finally back! jschlat is my favourite fictional character
We welcome you back Jschlit it may just be financial obligation to you back but this creates some new masterbatory material for us 😊
huh.
Welcome back schlatt
Ive been watching UA-cam since 2007 and this was the man that finally got me to buy youtuber merch and man is is such great quality I’ll definitely get it again
We all know this is the AI because the real Schlatt wouldn’t ever stream.
The grand return
Schlatt literally just makes Gary Indiana every time he plays city skyline
Having it revealed to us that Schlatt is a fan of Cities: Skylines gives the equivalent feeling of discovering that the local drunk is also a well renowned sommelier.
The moment schlett started streaming my house went on fire
Truly horrible that J-shitt can come back to streaming after what he did to the queen, and especially after what he did to those many thousands of families back in 99'.
'MUM STOP THE CAR. Jschlatt just uploaded'
9 months, a trip to japan, and a TON of content on sleep deprieved to get you back
Big guy is so good and creamy glad to see him stream again
SCHLATT A METAL POLE IS SPLITTING MY BODY IN HALF
it only took him 9 months, a schlatt stream is like a baby
Schlat gracing us with his mandatory streaming hrs for the year due to his OTK contract.
Thanks for uploading the VOD man! I sadly missed the stream, can’t wait to see you in another 10 months though!
Finally! I’ve been binge watching every single vod, 6 hours left of the video game high school vod after that I’ve rewatched everything. Talk about perfect timing
Fahrenheit is how people feel, Celsius is how water feels, Kelvin is how atoms feel.
You’re not back, you’re sleep deprived
Jschlatt never fails to fail us
schlatts yearly streams is the only Time to Smile for me
he doesn’t think unless you pay him to think.
6 minutes into his first stream of the year and he says "if I stream again"
Jschlatt is the only person I have notifications on for on twitch. It’s because I know I’d only get a notification from him once every 2 years ❤
When we most needed him, he returned.
I like to think paradox just saw schplatt was one of the biggest streamers of their game without knowing anything about him, giving him the sponsorship money, and just being horrified upon seeing him stream
"Schlatt last time you streamed I wasn't even considering the army now I'm government property until 2029 I don't know how but in some way it must be your fault "
I watched it live. I enjoyed every second. Thank you shlagg
happy to see you back big man can’t wait for what’s next
cant believe he said the most coherent temperature measurement system ever developed doesnt make sense
Love how as soon as he starts the industrial revolution the first thing to be created is micro plastics
Schlag the type of guy to argue with himself and lose
Im really glad to see you back, Big Guy!
Schlatt WAS back I guess, for just one day
me when schlatt returns to streaming twice in less than 2 years💀
school has taken the bonk out of me but i sure am glad schlatt returned it, hope to see some more cities skylines at some point
Am I hallucinating, a Jschlatt stream, this can’t be real
really missed your streams, they always make me smile and help me through my day. hoping you'll keep them coming, no rush :)!
schlatt water delivery is when a guy comes to your house with a cardboard box with water
Always a pleasure to watch small twitch streamers
I’ve waited… months for a vod. Thank the lords I’ve been watching schlatt TikTok reactions for months I’m saved
I was actually wondering earlier today where you've been, Glad to have you back! :)
I'm so glad jslup finally decided to get out of solitary confinement and play games on stream! I hope his mental health did not deteriorate during these trying times!
When the world needed him the most he returned
Listening to this while making dinner and doing dishes and honestly, really keeping me sane and comfy through all that
surprised he didn't flood it this time 💀
Finally after hosting a shorts channel and getting caught you came back
I'm glad to see you back jshitty.
the absolute GREATEST take for temperature i've ever heard. L celsius
havent had this good of a laugh in a while! glad youre back to streaming (ish) i love your content so much man
Enjoyed my first Schlatt stream and I'm excited for the next😊🖤🖤🖤!
Duuuuude there's no way I missed this stream. Looking forward to the next one in 2024 though! :D
THANK YOU I WAS WAITING SO MUCH FOR THIS
oh no, Schlatt got re-elected as mayor
HES BACK!!!
on exam results day too, he always delivers when neccessary
So great to have you back man. Missed you :]
“Schlatt” is coo coo for cocoa puffs
Welcome back
My favorite furry has streamed can't wait for the next stream in late 2024!
“Nah i don’t need the tutorial”
5 minutes later: “what do MEAN the pipes not connected”
I’ve been waiting for a Schlattvods video for months, glad to see that “Schlatt” is finally posting his steam vods on UA-cam again
The Schlatt is back
Ghosts chomping at his feet
Schlatts our hero
Schlatt just can't be beat, yeah!
Schlatt-Man yellow, Schlatt extreme
He's a chowing down machine
Ghosts, monsters, ghouls, and only one can stop them
Schlatt-man rules!
The Schlatt is back
Ghosts chomping at his feet
Schlatts our hero
Schlatt just can't be beat
The Schlatt is back!
That thumbnail is such a callback to what shlagg did on September 11th 2001
Good to see you playing something you really enjoy on a stream again big guy ♡
Big man back
Bit late but welcome back
Same
Same my mimic ones
My favourite maps have got to be the "Sweeping Planes" and the "Twin Mountains"!
"are you a fucking bag of water" -jschlatt 8/23/23
Its been so long schlatt! Hope you start streaming again
8:00 Americans explaining how horrible measuring systems are actually better than ones used by the people for thousands of years, mastered and altered to be accurate and helpful. ''Erm i actually like having 80 degrees'' said no one, what does that even mean?
Also celsius is much simpler, freezing temperature? Past 0, simple, fahrenheit? 32??? What random number is that??
Ending statement: Fahrenheit was made by germans which is obvious by its name, germans made it in the times they tried to be their own thing, which failed.
Last thing, you want your water to boil in celsius? Simple, 100 degree's.
100 degrees isn't just water, could be humans too :=@@theultimatetrashman887
Which one has:
Water boils at 100°
freezes at 0°
That's the one I want.
@@TheJB2D Celsius, its the one thats nice and simple, which is why the whole world uses it