Critikal is the perfect person for this. You probably wouldn't even need the ai stuff, just record his voice like they do for a normal tts and it'd probably work
The vods channel has been blowing up. Just like a certain building. Edit: Well the vods channel seems to be dead silent. Just like the news outlets when the aforementioned building blew up.
1:54:00 when the VOD you have playing in the background turns into a disaster movie. Prime watching moment here and when he builds the fire station across from the burning airport just to have the fire engine leave and not help the airport.
Holy shit I'm late dude but I agree. Funniest fucking thing ever. Even though I don't really laugh much anymore (don't know why, it's been years though) I had a lot of mini-laughs - especially at those fucking exchanges between Obama and the Weeknd, holy shit. People are funny as hell. Love it
This was such a good stream. I was that dono about the career inspiration, with the weirdly close-to-death TTS lmao. Good to see you back on cities skylines, and I can't wait for a possible return of OpenTTD (That's what brought me to your channel back in the day). Stay safe big guy :)
I really love how Schmidt opens up the vods with a little chat. It shows that he even cares about the vods channel, and really gives the video a cherry on top.
“Schlatt” coming back to city skylines fills me with happiness, and those donations are killing me - man someone should really make sure all those hospitals are okay 🧐
33:10 my god i’ve never laughed this hard also it would’ve been perfect if there was a Riff Raff TTS so it could say “my main goal is to blow up….. a civilian hospital”
I’m usually a busy guy and unable to watch most streams. I love vods since it’s something I can put on in the background while doing work and I don’t have to worry about missing anything. And it’s close enough to the streaming experience for me
49:25 I live in a village of 500 people in New Hampshire that only has a volunteer fire department (that also is the ems) and no police at all, so weaponry is a must, especially with bears. (I say village because a town would be more than 1000 at least) Me and my parents (I live with them still) moved here because the area is beautiful and it's much freer, so that could be a reason why people move to an area without police
I'm sorry but all I could think of this comment when it came to the end of it was doom slayer, but if someone had low brain cells "HURRHURRR DUM SCHLAYOR", and since its 2 or so AM, my humour is scuffed as fuck, so that just fucking killed me.
@@salemcrow5078 *I repeat, pause the video before you ingest anything.* I just choked on my pasta while watching this, *I repeat, pause the video before ingesting anything! Not just taking a drink!*
when i feel a little down i just watch from 1:53:52 and i feel so much better, it makes me laugh it makes me cry and then i'm just like well time for a nap.
Imagine being one of the people that there is a voice of for the TTS and your just watching and you hear yourself say something weird and your just like "what the heck"
Mfer, i know you'll never see this. But I actually watched all 12 hours of your video game high-school video. So thanks. I genuinely enjoyed it. But if I'm honest, you made it everso more enjoyable with your guest commentary, and humor. You've offically become my favorite UA-camr to come back and watch daily. And at this point, with the vod channel, I can literally watch u daily. Keep up the work my man, as a proud Texan, I was offended by some jokes but still nice to hear about my state lol
2:02:34 Schlatt placing the water source at the tip of the shaft was unintentionally hilarious because it's as if the penis finally ejaculated everywhere. the stress of the meteor was too much and Shafton needed release. a biblical flood to rival genesis.
Finally, jshlatt returning to city skylines. It's quite literally been years, I'm looking forward to this.
Just copied xqc
@@gedis8928 naw he wants something a bit more tangible than popularity man literally said he just want da dam cash
Just happy he came back to the game after a decade
If he returns to openttd I will finally die in peace
Chaos ensues.
51:55 IMO best donation of the whole stream
Nope, 22:01 has it beat
@@--InsertNameHere-- that's a personal opinion
@@zeli_ii no fucking shit
Definitely
@@zeli_ii fuck’s the op’s then?
holy shit the critikal read at 30:48 literally sounded exactly like him jesus christ
Critikal is the perfect person for this. You probably wouldn't even need the ai stuff, just record his voice like they do for a normal tts and it'd probably work
dude daily dose sounds insane as well
The WatchMojo woman sounds really accurate too
Not only is the pitch really good, but the cadence is perfect.
yeah cuz that sounds like something critikal would say xD
41:24 schlatt groaned and stretched at the exact same time as rammie did on-screen
Holy shit... You got an eagle eye
@@mizbaibnbasher6269 and NO BITCHES
@@liamernst9626 They have your mom tho
@@liamernst9626 stop worrying about bitches and get some money big guy
Rammie?
I've never been so stressed out by watching a man play cities:skylines but by God did this stream do it.
my discomfort streamer
Whats up VGHS timestamp Fella
@@LordHeg ayo that's me!
This is pretty much the calmest city skyline video he has though
watch xqc do it :)
Alternate title: Shlatt “laughs” at his new TTS for 2 hours straight (city game in background)
*Slatt
You forgot the "" in "schlatt
“Alternate” “title””:” “Schlatt” “laughs” “at” “his” “new” “TTS” “for” “2” “hours” “straight” “(“”city” “game” “in” “background””)”
Ñ”lo””…”…l:.:ñ…:liliñ..,.l
*Shat
Schlatt builds worst roundabout ever, asked to leave Nutsack City
xqcDespair roundabout city
xqcDespair we can never leave...
xqcDespair penis flood city
xqcDespair mayors laughing...
He built lubbock lol
17:31 funniest donation ever. I died laughing
23:06
same jesus
22:01
I can't believe Arsalan MGR is dead
@@dylo7564 the music makes it even worse LOL
The vods channel has been blowing up.
Just like a certain building.
Edit: Well the vods channel seems to be dead silent.
Just like the news outlets when the aforementioned building blew up.
Shut up obama
NOOOOO-
Some sort of public service
@@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716 does this public service perhaps provide medical aid?
@@NJFearandloathing28 Yes, Is it of the high price?
30:48 sounds like something critical would actually say
Also sounded just like him
Sounds exactly like the Charlie-lingo
It's scary how clean his TTS sounds. It's just even funnier when an obvious Charlie fan says a Charlie thing with his voice 🤣
*OH YEAH!*
1:54:00 when the VOD you have playing in the background turns into a disaster movie. Prime watching moment here and when he builds the fire station across from the burning airport just to have the fire engine leave and not help the airport.
Average day in Afghanistan during Obama's presidency run
He legit looked like the handsome schlatt meme when he went like “😮”
Schlatt's face 😭
33:09 actually fucking killed me
I always come back to that clip whenever I need a laugh
Can confirm, it also killed me
Thank you so much for the timestamp, thats easily my favorite
53:23 plankton had me dying lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That shit caught me way off guard
53:27
CuNt??
@@busterb2958 he sounded so confused aswell
@@chumpywumpy I feel like the Daily dose of internet guy is important for context lol
23:07 had me dying for 5 minutes straight.
2:03:34 I love the one person who knew what was about to happen. “OH NO.…”
Actually had flashbacks to the playing in Russian video
He made the shaft release fluid
Follows it up immediately after with “HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT”
1:32:12 Schlatt vibing to the ambient city sounds lmao
There was music playing on stream
@@aristology6912 I know there was, I just thought it was funny.
@@aristology6912 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
28:43 Shlatt trys to ignore the reality of the situation
27:00
Hearing moist say this legit made me laugh for a solid minute
27:46 One of the best donations [wait for it]
51:32 his face change killed me
51:40
22:25 has me in tears oh my god that killed me
this dono was my favorite out of all of them, it had me in pieces xD
OH MY GOD NOT THE WEEKND
Every other tts was about Obama blowing up a civilian hospital in Syria and this 31:04 is somehow the most outta pocket one 😭
Oh no 😭
i couldn't make it out that well; was it carson it was talking about?
@@pimposki6232 yep
@@pimposki6232 yeah he said “when is the Carson callmecarson Minecraft streams coming back?”
For anyone whos wondering: tts slows down about an hour in.. and this is a really good stream
It went from gold with the tts to silver, but its still a good stream
@@ZIPPERMEMES really? I like the tts! But i liked when they became less frequent cuz then we could get more game play commentary
@@ZIPPERMEMES the tts was dogshit. kids repeating the same joke non-stop.
@@MightyKondrai stay mad
@@MightyKondrai arbiter of comedy right here lol
The first 35 minutes of this stream was the best content I've seen all year
Not if you’re in a civilian hospital
@@timekiller882 Luckily I don't live in Kunduz
too bad the discord admins ruined it lol
Holy shit I'm late dude but I agree. Funniest fucking thing ever. Even though I don't really laugh much anymore (don't know why, it's been years though) I had a lot of mini-laughs - especially at those fucking exchanges between Obama and the Weeknd, holy shit. People are funny as hell. Love it
Kanye didn’t age well💀 now he might actually do what Obama did but didn’t actually explode a childrens hospital
28:47 i love the rising intensity here
This was such a good stream. I was that dono about the career inspiration, with the weirdly close-to-death TTS lmao. Good to see you back on cities skylines, and I can't wait for a possible return of OpenTTD (That's what brought me to your channel back in the day). Stay safe big guy :)
That's David Attenborough
@@UA-camchannel-cv2ph hm?
"Remember, I would play it to 100 maybe 200 people tops"
*entire chat of thousands* YESS
I really love how Schmidt opens up the vods with a little chat. It shows that he even cares about the vods channel, and really gives the video a cherry on top.
schmidt
@Jeremy the guy in the video obviously
@@kermit747 your talking about “Schatt”
This Schlurg guy is something else
It's so sad that this "Schlatt" person would do such a thing to a "civilian hospital" in 1999.
Note: no hospitals have been harmed in the making of this stream
Only airport
Only a the fire department, and it's mini firetruck 💔
EVERY hospital has been DESTROYED in the making of this stream.
Except for one in Afghanistan.
Really? Aww :/
2:03:35 That shaft definitely doesn't have the same problem that Schlatt's has lol
Schlaft
@@coldwinggaming4226 translates to “Is sleeping”
@@d3rp5qu1d9yep, from german :)
23:05 best part
29:35 had me pissing my pants don’t even know why but it’s funny to me
Ikr
53:28 that plankton one caught so off guard
22:01 idk yall this one cracked me the fuck up
I've never laughed as much before, the first 35-ish minutes were pure comical gold
Ikr
58:14 I think that’s the first redlining joke I’ve ever heard
I’ve been waiting for the return of city skylines. This is huge, can’t believe you’re back.
33:50 This is almost on the level of the New York accent dono from ATS.
17:30 don’t mind me just keeping a funny part of the video
“Schlatt” coming back to city skylines fills me with happiness, and those donations are killing me - man someone should really make sure all those hospitals are okay 🧐
They aren’t
I don’t think the civilian hospital jokes will ever get old
like the children of kunduz
@@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 LMAOOO
33:18 We need the full song
"Schlatt" is great at building cities with such dynamic designs.
51:29 is funny
2:03:35 *gets flashback of when Bonk faced a similar fate*
MORE CITY SKYLINES
⚠️🚨 THIS IS A THREAT 🚨⚠️
23:07 Daily Dose of Internet's voice
26:22 is the most out of pocket one for me bruh 💀💀
Meebeep will be missed but never forgotten
Man frick meebeeb its all about волк
It's all about fox
If he had just waited a minute, the rain would've filled meteor lake for him.
50:05 best dono in the history of donos. made me tear up laughing watching this live and the way schlatt just calmly moves past it oh my god
So as the nose of Squidward, I assume you know if he really wants SpongeBobs doyck?
Holy crap I'm only 15 minutes in and I might pass out from laughing
Wish I could've seen this live
bro faced 5 disasters back to back:
1. Fire
2. Fire
3. Meteor
4. Flood
5. More Fire
Crying it's been so long and this was my favorite Schlatt content 😭😭😭
"Don't fix the residents, FIX THE FUCKING AIRPORT!" -Schlatt
2:03:29
Tyler Murray "Time to make for #new #tides #salmon #fishing"
Yeah I think you're gonna get a lot of new tides
Schlatt at 1:13:09: "I love making people happy."
Me: "I was about to speak, but the top of your head beat me to it."
33:10 my god i’ve never laughed this hard
also it would’ve been perfect if there was a Riff Raff TTS so it could say “my main goal is to blow up….. a civilian hospital”
I love you
Jschlatt: "That is one fucking tree, what are you talking about a fo-"
A house and a couple of trees: Burning
Also Jschlatt: :O
The mini firetruck: 😮🚒💨🚪
I’m usually a busy guy and unable to watch most streams. I love vods since it’s something I can put on in the background while doing work and I don’t have to worry about missing anything. And it’s close enough to the streaming experience for me
This stream:
10% building
10% laughing
80% blowing up civilian hospitals
The three sploodges are back at it
Second like underrated comment
This takes me back to 2019 pre covid. Better times.
I havent cried laughing in a while but this stream did it. truly amazing content
20:22 has to be the funniest thing ive ever seen
i think the reason the VODS do so well is because its amazing background content. I watch these while im doing work or when im going to bed.
20:21 is the best moment
49:25 I live in a village of 500 people in New Hampshire that only has a volunteer fire department (that also is the ems) and no police at all, so weaponry is a must, especially with bears.
(I say village because a town would be more than 1000 at least)
Me and my parents (I live with them still) moved here because the area is beautiful and it's much freer, so that could be a reason why people move to an area without police
I got pretty much the same situation, just in Alaska
1:24:14 is the funniest part of the whole stream
WHY DID OBAMA HAVE A STROKE
2:03:34
that dude in chat who said, "this is orange county", JOHN WAYNE AIRPORT IS NOT THAT BAD
As a Roundabout City refugee... Obama town felt like home, but at least I didn't keep driving in circles. Thank you Mr. Schlayor
I'm sorry but all I could think of this comment when it came to the end of it was doom slayer, but if someone had low brain cells "HURRHURRR DUM SCHLAYOR", and since its 2 or so AM, my humour is scuffed as fuck, so that just fucking killed me.
@@Laughing_Dragon whatre you smoking? gimme some
@@happy-senpai2928 nothing, this is just my normal state, so uhhhhhh, yeah, just dumb lol.
17:31 is where the funny is located
How to die: take a shot every time you hear "civilian hospital"
how do you read your name
@@miniak2708 with my eyes
17:30, 23:07, 30:48, 31:59, 32:28, 33:08, 33:27, 34:27, 50:05, 51:55, 53:23
*NOTE TO SELF*
Pause the video before you take a drink.
Have watched this stream 2 times now, and both times I have spit out my drink laughing.
Instructions unclear, choked on spit for 30 seconds
@@salemcrow5078 *I repeat, pause the video before you ingest anything.*
I just choked on my pasta while watching this, *I repeat, pause the video before ingesting anything! Not just taking a drink!*
The eerie music combined with the disembody voices are both hysterical and suspenseful at the same time.
when i feel a little down i just watch from 1:53:52 and i feel so much better, it makes me laugh it makes me cry and then i'm just like well time for a nap.
Alternate Title: Schlatt builds a city for two hours before flooding it all
fucking loved this stream, just hearing him say saturday mornings skylines brought a smile to my face
1:22:00 Schlatt: let's turn the gooch into a lil shopping district
My brain: hehe goocci
45:09 "Oh taxes I forgot about that"
I've been waiting for this series to return
I’ve been trying to finish this video for three days but I keep falling asleep and restarting it
Now it’s just a matter of time before the return to openttd
tbh, kanye's "shut the fuck up" against anyone was my favorite thing all stream. i really love the tts, it brings so much life to the stream
1:09:01 Big guy became shaggy for a second there
Expectation: Bonk
Reality: *O B A M A*
ME AFTER WAKING UP 2:03:33
The first 30 minutes with the TTS was GOLD
1:53:45 Bush actually stopping the tragedy
When he picked the water tool I was just like “Schlatt… put it down buddy”
Schlatt playing Cities Skylines is the most Relaxing and the most funny thing i've ever watched
Never mind guys i just saw the end
i ate an unhealthy amount of cheddar ruffles while watching thirty minutes of this and i hate myself
chum
This new text to speech hits harder than the bomb Obama used on that hospital
Ive not laughed at TTS donations on a very long time oh my god
Imagine being one of the people that there is a voice of for the TTS and your just watching and you hear yourself say something weird and your just like "what the heck"
Mfer, i know you'll never see this. But I actually watched all 12 hours of your video game high-school video. So thanks. I genuinely enjoyed it. But if I'm honest, you made it everso more enjoyable with your guest commentary, and humor. You've offically become my favorite UA-camr to come back and watch daily. And at this point, with the vod channel, I can literally watch u daily. Keep up the work my man, as a proud Texan, I was offended by some jokes but still nice to hear about my state lol
27:46 marking this cause it’s funny as hell
2:02:34 Schlatt placing the water source at the tip of the shaft was unintentionally hilarious because it's as if the penis finally ejaculated everywhere. the stress of the meteor was too much and Shafton needed release. a biblical flood to rival genesis.