Schlatt Ruins Japan

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    Schlatt goes to Japan and buys stuff from vending machines. Crazy.
    Edited by davisaur: / daviisaurr
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  • @schlattco
    @schlattco  10 місяців тому +805

    Go follow Davi, who did an amazing job editing this video!!!
    twitter.com/daviisaurr
    twitter.com/daviisaurr
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    • @valoranttipsandtricks9166
      @valoranttipsandtricks9166 10 місяців тому +18

      so nice of you supporting your editers, Good Job.

    • @lviral_clipsl
      @lviral_clipsl 10 місяців тому +10

      Have you seen the queen shooting a ar 15

    • @remedy07
      @remedy07 10 місяців тому +5

      i like my fries with no ketchup

    • @CalderTF2
      @CalderTF2 10 місяців тому +3

      Wish I knew what software he uses to edit.

    • @scotthuffman3462
      @scotthuffman3462 9 місяців тому

      The logo is of a pp

  • @BlueBeastBlue
    @BlueBeastBlue 10 місяців тому +19534

    Show people around Japan and it's culture: ❌
    Show people an alley lined with random vending machines: ✅

    • @VeryPotato.
      @VeryPotato. 10 місяців тому +486

      vending machines is a part of their pop culture, and im jealous of it

    • @apple-de8tx
      @apple-de8tx 10 місяців тому +215

      Realistically that's what you're going to be end up doing in a country you're visiting without people planning out the whole trip for you

    • @jv______
      @jv______ 10 місяців тому +10

      TiREs

    • @catowisdom1922
      @catowisdom1922 10 місяців тому +7

      wtf i used to have the profile pic years ago O_O

    • @drgojira6044
      @drgojira6044 10 місяців тому +9

      quality content if you ask me

  • @SagemaGrindset1894
    @SagemaGrindset1894 10 місяців тому +13147

    This is the calmest ive seen schlatt in a content that is outside of theweeklyslap, while still maintaining the same humor. Somewhat Relaxing and still just as entertaining.

    • @AmJustMaiko
      @AmJustMaiko 10 місяців тому

      well this channel is schlagg.

    • @Frungle_
      @Frungle_ 10 місяців тому +112

      There was the unpacking game

    • @Stealthfang270
      @Stealthfang270 10 місяців тому +484

      I feel like that might have been because shlatt didn't want to be the loud obnoxious tourist kind of person.

    • @wizardcoolio
      @wizardcoolio 10 місяців тому +288

      @@Stealthfang270 schlatt didn't want a logan paul moment

    • @SagemaGrindset1894
      @SagemaGrindset1894 10 місяців тому +57

      @@Stealthfang270 W on him

  • @nxxynx5039
    @nxxynx5039 10 місяців тому +2682

    Respect to him for being more respectful than 99% of American tourists

    • @Sentryshot
      @Sentryshot 10 місяців тому +49

      Don't you mean 99.9998% because you forgot to add me

    • @youngest7719
      @youngest7719 10 місяців тому +57

      thought u said he was more respectful than american toilets. which is probably tru

    • @blackrose7707
      @blackrose7707 10 місяців тому

      pos logan paul.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 9 місяців тому +27

      can confirm, our toilets call you slurs.@@youngest7719

    • @bumblaur
      @bumblaur 9 місяців тому

      @@youngest7719all jokes aside its true these american shitters are so fucking loud i gotta plug my ears everytime they flush

  • @Star_Girl1970
    @Star_Girl1970 10 місяців тому +664

    Nah this is actually one of the most respectful UA-camrs I’ve ever seen go to japan. I mean Schlatt is known for being Loud and yet I was so confused at the start when he was almost whispering.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 9 місяців тому +21

      I've seen those videos in my fyp before. those locals are way too nice, I'd be telling them to stfu in under a minute.

  • @fryingpan34
    @fryingpan34 10 місяців тому +5966

    I can't believe Schlatt left the country for once.

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 10 місяців тому +252

      well we know he went to the UK back in September

    • @morseritlifilozof5453
      @morseritlifilozof5453 10 місяців тому +129

      ​@@renameagain5808for finish the job.

    • @sailoragitate900
      @sailoragitate900 10 місяців тому +99

      he did once, and it was also japan actually
      it was in 1945

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 10 місяців тому +19

      @@sailoragitate900you think he came back to finish the job?

    • @JJ_cooks
      @JJ_cooks 10 місяців тому +11

      ​​@@sailoragitate900 i thought he was banned from Japan after what he did?😮

  • @kennonat8494
    @kennonat8494 10 місяців тому +7672

    this was the calmest japan trip i've ever seen from a youtuber

    • @CHEURONYMOUS
      @CHEURONYMOUS 10 місяців тому +233

      Clearly you haven’t seen Logan Paul’s

    • @keshibytes
      @keshibytes 10 місяців тому +317

      @@CHEURONYMOUSespecially calming during that forest part

    • @rampagingelephant7353
      @rampagingelephant7353 10 місяців тому +119

      @@keshibytesI remember they tan into this really chill dude in the woods. He was so relaxed that they all thought he was dead.

    • @keshibytes
      @keshibytes 10 місяців тому +137

      @@rampagingelephant7353 yeah he was just hanging out lmao

    • @Zamu273
      @Zamu273 10 місяців тому +18

      It's unexpected especially since it's from schlatt

  • @bigboopus5059
    @bigboopus5059 10 місяців тому +90

    Imagine being a rural Japanese person, just trying to get a drink on the way home from work and watching this 6'4" foreigner with mutton chops buy from 20-30 consecutive vending machines.

  • @Its_nanaika
    @Its_nanaika 9 місяців тому +292

    日本からコメント失礼します!まさかSchlattが日本に来てくれるなんて思ってもいなかったので、今泣きながらこの動画を見ています。おみくじに関してですが、小吉なのでまあまあ良い感じです。Schlattが来てくれたので、きっと総理は増税を止めてくれることと思います。本当にありがとうございます。

    • @tiagofurtado371
      @tiagofurtado371 8 місяців тому +34

      Facts bro

    • @CatNigga
      @CatNigga 8 місяців тому +33

      Nah, I'm still totally fucking up your taxes

  • @soyrw00
    @soyrw00 10 місяців тому +3668

    I was born in Japan and this is one of the few Japan travel videos I've seen that captures what being there feels like to me. Folks show me their travel photos full of nice, traditional hotels or big sashimi platters, but old vending machines next to dusty shops full of very specific merchandise is the real deal. The paper says "minor good fortune" and despite how it sounds, it's a step above regular "good fortune" c:

    • @Slurp_Nation
      @Slurp_Nation 10 місяців тому +156

      thats ALWAYS the thing about trips though!! I only ever take road trips specifically for this reason. Otherwise, you never get to see the not-so-glamorous side which is even more charming. I imagine this would be especially true in eastern countries, where a western boy like myself could be blown away by every single culture difference. I've only ever been to other states in the US, but one day I hope to take road trips in every country.

    • @soyrw00
      @soyrw00 10 місяців тому +60

      @@Slurp_Nation I hope you do too, that sounds awesome! If you ever get around to a road trip in Japan, the rest areas are a source of pride, haha. Last time I visited family there we stopped at Aqua Totto Gifu, it's a really nice public aquarium that's IN a rest area!

    • @Quitbit
      @Quitbit 10 місяців тому +35

      It really just looks like the semi-urban American south but with kanji and Energy Bomber instead of the Latin alphabet and Dr. Pibb.

    • @hard.g0re
      @hard.g0re 10 місяців тому +2

      Can u explain the little roulette thing? The thing that said 12 to him, im so curious

    • @soyrw00
      @soyrw00 10 місяців тому +32

      @@hard.g0re It's common for vending machines in Japan to have little chance games at the end where you can win an extra drink! I don't know how this one works (it's from before 1984, when the company changed its name from Daido to DyDo, so there aren't tons of guides online), but it looks like Schlagg didn't win.
      Side note: the "milk shake" isn't what most people think of as a milk shake, but a mix of milk, egg, and sugar, and is sometimes served warm! It's ミルクセーキ, while the "American style" drink is usually ミルクシェイク.

  • @CringemastersIncorporated
    @CringemastersIncorporated 10 місяців тому +9026

    Reminds me of the time Schlatt stuffed me inside a vending machine during the summer of ‘04. Happy memories!!

    • @Emp31
      @Emp31 10 місяців тому +469

      "Reminds me of the time Schlatt stuffed me" 🤨🤨📸📸

    • @Thomas-hz8vb
      @Thomas-hz8vb 10 місяців тому +182

      ​@@Emp31happy memories!!

    • @mostminotaur0473
      @mostminotaur0473 10 місяців тому +42

      1904?

    • @wiktorb6846
      @wiktorb6846 10 місяців тому +22

      @@mostminotaur0473 2004

    • @WinglessPhoenix
      @WinglessPhoenix 10 місяців тому +20

      Knowing I was born on the year of this event makes me feel extra special!

  • @The_Wandering_Croc
    @The_Wandering_Croc 10 місяців тому +247

    “ロバディック” is very calm in this episode. He has been relaxing in the hentai shops and has had fun breaking all the chinese keyboards he can. Very happy to see him as calm as he was in 1998

    • @shaneseem-sin3856
      @shaneseem-sin3856 9 місяців тому +1

      Robadeishiku?

    • @TheAngryStudios
      @TheAngryStudios 5 місяців тому +4

      @@shaneseem-sin3856 those are small "i" and "tsu", they aren't for reading but for changing the kana befor or after them. It should be "Robadikku"

  • @ruttokyrpa3472
    @ruttokyrpa3472 10 місяців тому +59

    2:15 rough translation is "Past spirits find you, daughters/girls seeking vengeance. Righteous torment upon you" or something like that

    • @Big_Al4344
      @Big_Al4344 10 місяців тому +27

      The women are seeking their revenge for 99’

    • @greengamer4474
      @greengamer4474 9 місяців тому +6

      The ghosts followed him from that alleyway in 1999 all the way to Japan

    • @andrihusainsudra
      @andrihusainsudra 27 днів тому

      the 99 victims are after him

  • @EvanGamer
    @EvanGamer 10 місяців тому +2619

    This "Schlatt" guy better not "recreate" the "events" of 1999 in "Japan"
    Edit: We have received several reports that the incidents that occurred in 1945 may be connected to "Schlatt" as well. Watch your back "Schlatt". We're coming for you.

    • @totalygamingtemplar
      @totalygamingtemplar 10 місяців тому +7

      I HAVE RUINED THE 123 MUH HA HA

    • @adamseers
      @adamseers 10 місяців тому +7

      The quotes 😂😂

    • @Te_Barbell_Bard
      @Te_Barbell_Bard 10 місяців тому +12

      You mean 1945?

    • @slashnrap4078
      @slashnrap4078 10 місяців тому +3

      Search “schlatt 1999”

    • @poffy02
      @poffy02 10 місяців тому +1

      ⁠i thought it was in 1939

  • @LemonadeFlashlight
    @LemonadeFlashlight 10 місяців тому +2964

    Props to Schlatt for not breaking any of these vending machines like he broke his $1000 chair gifted to him by his father.

  • @cynicat74
    @cynicat74 10 місяців тому +234

    Wow, Japan sure looks great! I wish I could visit, but I'm banned from Japan, and 13 other countries for crimes against Humanity. Love your content.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 9 місяців тому

      Same, but for me it was just a single crime...

    • @adwok7169
      @adwok7169 4 місяці тому

      Dr fauci?

  • @coolbeans21
    @coolbeans21 10 місяців тому +108

    He seems genuinely relaxed while still being entertaining. Good on him

  • @Jahahaabc
    @Jahahaabc 10 місяців тому +2358

    So crazy how this fan channel was able to use ai to deepfake and generate his voice. Truly remarkable!

    • @axjagfilms
      @axjagfilms 10 місяців тому +5

      I put the new

    • @brqe
      @brqe 10 місяців тому +159

      It's like he's still with us... rip 💔💔

    • @Emp31
      @Emp31 10 місяців тому +82

      ​@@brqeIts been almost 22 years since that day yet we cannot let him go 😭😭😭

    • @Chezy469
      @Chezy469 10 місяців тому +5

      Time to smile

    • @idontknowwhattocallthis5235
      @idontknowwhattocallthis5235 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Emp31😢😢😭😭😭😭😭

  • @tyler3876
    @tyler3876 10 місяців тому +3962

    I love how Schlatt starts these channels for different reasons and just turns them into completely different content.

    • @tihamichy
      @tihamichy 10 місяців тому +124

      I'm cool with it personally, it gets boring after a while of repeated content. I'm really enjoying these chill vlogs, hope he does more.

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 10 місяців тому +16

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light"
      ~ Plato

    • @goodaimbelike
      @goodaimbelike 10 місяців тому +51

      @@philosophy_bot4171 im afraid of women

    • @davemiller638
      @davemiller638 10 місяців тому +13

      @@goodaimbelike You aren't alone with this fear

    • @JamesW609
      @JamesW609 10 місяців тому +8

      @@goodaimbelike Don't feel to bad their afraid of you as well

  • @valiant3455
    @valiant3455 9 місяців тому +28

    Hi shlatt!!! I live in Japan and yes I speak English but I’m glad you seemed to enjoy it! And your behavior was so respectful! We appreciate when tourists are kind and just enjoy our home! Have a great day! And thank you for coming to
    Japan hope u had fun!!!

  • @yomichild6850
    @yomichild6850 9 місяців тому +5

    Fun fact! Japan actually does sell cigarettes from vending machines. Yeah, you just have to put in your ID before you do so it knows that you’re legal. And they’re usually outside of places like bars or shady alleyways

  • @leonnoelius
    @leonnoelius 10 місяців тому +1346

    "im gonna make a vending machine, and its gonna sell cigarettes to children" is just a synonym for 90% of all german vending machines

    • @Breedrink
      @Breedrink 10 місяців тому +13

      Don’t forget he wanted to smell a floor needle

    • @pfefferminz715
      @pfefferminz715 10 місяців тому

      And condoms

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 10 місяців тому +1

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything"
      ~ Plato

    • @lukecarr6986
      @lukecarr6986 10 місяців тому

      XD so true!

    • @crashniels
      @crashniels 9 місяців тому

      Yeah true in the village next door there's like 5 houses and 3 cigarette machines. Every 100m you'll get cigarettes and they are always refilled.

  • @coldbear8939
    @coldbear8939 10 місяців тому +2617

    I didn’t know “Schlatt” could still go to Japan after what he pulled in 99

    • @L0NER_B
      @L0NER_B 10 місяців тому +10

      Same dude

    • @NhoJ392
      @NhoJ392 10 місяців тому +38

      "is that someone THAT I hanged?!

    • @m1lfhunt3r
      @m1lfhunt3r 10 місяців тому +9

      and 45

    • @F_Cap
      @F_Cap 10 місяців тому +10

      HEY we dont fucking mention that here

    • @raperodent69
      @raperodent69 10 місяців тому +1

      @@F_Cap why

  • @creeprvictor
    @creeprvictor 7 місяців тому +9

    Fortune: "you will become a god, all your dreams will come true!"
    Shlatt: * discards *
    Fortune: * visable confusion *

  • @sol-itary
    @sol-itary 10 місяців тому +6

    bro casually got the legendary childhood mini cola candys and thought nothing of it

  • @JeritHD
    @JeritHD 10 місяців тому +877

    It's amazing how Schlatt can go to places so fast! Just a few hours ago, I saw him on the airport and I wanted to greet him, unforunately he was in a hurry and sweating carrying a human sized bag. He was muttering about going somewhere _"far"_ and _"remote"_ , aswell as _"finishing unfinished business"_ . It was almost as if he wanted to quickly escape the place! But he was probably super stressed from all the youtube stuff, hopefully you find someplace you can "relax" and _"blow off some steam"_ Schlatt. They- I mean, you deserve it!

    • @Jokin_Jake
      @Jokin_Jake 10 місяців тому +10

      Underrated comment

    • @Sentryshot
      @Sentryshot 10 місяців тому +2

      okay fanfic

  • @Theeditor2828
    @Theeditor2828 10 місяців тому +349

    I’m convinced that Schlatt is what Japanese people picture when they hear about bigfoot

  • @alice-dl6mf
    @alice-dl6mf 5 місяців тому +5

    Schlatt plugging the funny sticks at 6:30?!

  • @HoliestDiv3r
    @HoliestDiv3r 10 місяців тому +1009

    Schlatt is like jesus but instead of forgiving sins and spreading the word of god, he likes men

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 10 місяців тому +60

      he spreads something else ;)

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 10 місяців тому +16

      Spreading the Jesus cheeks

    • @uIie
      @uIie 10 місяців тому +12

      Objectively better

    • @Prabhu108.
      @Prabhu108. 10 місяців тому +3

      Imagine mocking a 2000 yr old religion.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 10 місяців тому +28

      @@Prabhu108. I'll mock whatever I want, liberal. Freedom of speech!🇺🇲🦅

  • @tin3542
    @tin3542 10 місяців тому +936

    Imagine if one of the vending machines was like cleaning supplies but the packaging was just so colorful schlatt ate it

    • @endyender1703
      @endyender1703 9 місяців тому +39

      Considering how wacky some vending machines are, and that Japan is the capital of vending machines, I'd say yeah there is a non zero percent chance Schlatt may have eaten cleaning supplies.

    • @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae
      @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae 9 місяців тому

      @@endyender1703canon

    • @pogCibi
      @pogCibi 5 місяців тому +2

      I don’t know about the cleaning supplies but there is a lot of canned dog food vending machines lmao

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 10 місяців тому +7

    cool to see the entirety of japan in this video

  • @pattaraponbuathong4293
    @pattaraponbuathong4293 10 місяців тому +8

    At 05:45 he's Minoru Sano, one of the most legendary ramen chef in Japan

  • @FantasticFox001
    @FantasticFox001 10 місяців тому +771

    Absolutely horrifying knowing that he’s in Japan considering what happened when he was in the UK

    • @LaborwaveLenin
      @LaborwaveLenin 10 місяців тому +49

      Yeah the last time he was in Japan 2 cities disappeared 4:23

    • @butterenjoyer
      @butterenjoyer 10 місяців тому +32

      Shinzo Abe noooooo !!

    • @z3nsiter
      @z3nsiter 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@butterenjoyerread my mind lmao

    • @haleyleyley8951
      @haleyleyley8951 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@butterenjoyerdw someone did it before schlatt😮‍💨

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl 9 місяців тому

      Hopefully he visits North Korea next

  • @Hongabazonga._.
    @Hongabazonga._. 10 місяців тому +588

    It's nice to see schlatt content where he isn't so aggressive, makes him seem more real. Maybe he's doing it to make everyone put their guard down before he attacks again, who knows.

  • @user-dk9hf4hd1d
    @user-dk9hf4hd1d 10 місяців тому +9

    8:13 COUQUE D'ASSES

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 10 місяців тому +22

    Glad Schlatt is showing Japan’s diverse vending machine culture

  • @normalv1nce
    @normalv1nce 10 місяців тому +720

    Schlatt seems like the kind of dude to make Hiroshima and Nagasaki jokes instead of 9/11 jokes while he's in Japan

    • @Valshara_
      @Valshara_ 10 місяців тому +55

      Would make people go nuclear

    • @pogies
      @pogies 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Valshara_💀💀💀

    • @Josh72769
      @Josh72769 10 місяців тому

      ah yes the preditor

    • @N0R5K
      @N0R5K 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Valshara_careful, you are in an explosive area of conversation

    • @virginballsgaming
      @virginballsgaming 10 місяців тому

      @@Valshara_ im sure the discussion would get heated real fast

  • @kaich369
    @kaich369 10 місяців тому +333

    I think the fortune slip at 02:02 says "minor fortune", which is a reference to Schlong's basement vault encased beneath the concrete. In terms of fortune telling, it is saying something along the lines of "yea you doing alright". Thank you Mr. Slots for sharing this with us

    • @Zykohs
      @Zykohs 10 місяців тому

      Fr

  • @ludicguest5409
    @ludicguest5409 9 місяців тому +10

    the nature of the silent cameraman makes me feel like im really there

  • @FARMT11
    @FARMT11 10 місяців тому +6

    2:25 SCHLATT YOU CANT JUST BUY EVERY COMPANY THAT OFFERS YOU A SPONSORSHIP

  • @maf2528
    @maf2528 10 місяців тому +150

    As a non-japanese guy, the fortune thing said you will not face consequences for your actions in '99

  • @teddy1260
    @teddy1260 10 місяців тому +372

    its pretty cool that he actually got accurate japanese subtitles for the video

    • @kopikiadu
      @kopikiadu 10 місяців тому +4

      they feel machine translated tho

    • @kopikiadu
      @kopikiadu 10 місяців тому

      at least that's what i think

    • @Letsplaynumbers
      @Letsplaynumbers 10 місяців тому +19

      From what I could read, it was very basic, but still accurate enough

    • @culturalist
      @culturalist 10 місяців тому +5

      i can read them, they are VERY basic. like one word out of the sentence he was saying

    • @bane6343
      @bane6343 10 місяців тому +43

      @@culturalist they were really just highlights of the sentence though, like "hot!" and "very cool." Like you might see on a game show or something

  • @captainlandalien9921
    @captainlandalien9921 10 місяців тому +10

    3:37 ITS BLUE HES DRINKING BLUE

    • @gkac9864
      @gkac9864 10 місяців тому

      HOW DARE HE DRINK FRIEND NOOOO ❤

  • @fire4036
    @fire4036 9 місяців тому +4

    I dunno bout everyone else but those single vending machines near the parking lot outside medium sized, slightly old apartments are so nostalgic

  • @Bright_SideXD
    @Bright_SideXD 10 місяців тому +84

    I can't believe that schlatt spent the whole day saying "konichiwassup" to locals. Truly a big guy move

  • @Docchi
    @Docchi 10 місяців тому +188

    pretty sure he just pulled the "Wisdom of God" fortune only to release himself of it immediately after

    • @user-uj4gr9ql4m
      @user-uj4gr9ql4m 10 місяців тому +9

      fr, i immediately thought of fortune slips from genshin when i saw it

    • @johnsanders2646
      @johnsanders2646 10 місяців тому +2

      I thought I saw matcha soda

  • @SAMPLETEXT285
    @SAMPLETEXT285 10 місяців тому +4

    Not even 0:10 seconds in and theres already a nissan Silvia s15 on Enkei Rpf1s with some weeb ass paintjob on it man i love japan

  • @Blaze68R
    @Blaze68R 10 місяців тому +5

    I love how calm and respectful not bordering anyone while still having his humor

  • @npc3567
    @npc3567 10 місяців тому +54

    2:02 Hello I am translator. If I am seeing the paper correctly you got 小吉(shō-kichi). Which tbh its kind of a mid-tier luck. Its not too good yet its not bad... Good thing you tied it up there.
    Im too lazy to translate the rest.

    • @kabel3514
      @kabel3514 10 місяців тому +1

      Thank you translator NPC

    • @Delm0s
      @Delm0s 10 місяців тому

      What happens if you tie it up/dont?

    • @npc3567
      @npc3567 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Delm0s These おみくじ(omikuji) are often found in japanese shrines. Usually in shrines there are fences we tie them in.
      The reason we tie them is to get better luck next time. When somebody get mid-luck/unlucky they tie them on fences due to the belief that tying them will increase their luck.

  • @bafftubb7715
    @bafftubb7715 10 місяців тому +182

    When I lived in Japan, I was obsessed with the soda can vending machines. except instead of soda, you got cream corn in a soda can. Shit was incredible

    • @cowmeatius7151
      @cowmeatius7151 10 місяців тому +7

      When I visited Osaka, I ate at least like a dozen of those vending machine corn soups. Cheap, filling, and a hot snack for a windy day

    • @bafftubb7715
      @bafftubb7715 10 місяців тому +4

      @@cowmeatius7151 yeah man. Shit was delicious

    • @jayemover_16
      @jayemover_16 9 місяців тому +8

      Someone's gonna find us on a cold windy day dual-wielding corn soups by a vending machine

    • @bafftubb7715
      @bafftubb7715 9 місяців тому +3

      @@jayemover_16 😂😂😂

    • @devildogs1147
      @devildogs1147 8 місяців тому

      What is cream corn?

  • @maglev_
    @maglev_ 10 місяців тому +2

    i cant believe he saw an itasha s15 in japan and put it in like 4 frames at the end of the video 😭

  • @drippyrat1178
    @drippyrat1178 6 місяців тому +1

    0:46 Here Jschlatt is seen masking his crippling amphetamine addiction by referring to 30mg adderall tablets as "little candies"

  • @EastWoodGrap
    @EastWoodGrap 10 місяців тому +178

    Schlatt sitting there enjoying some Couque D'asses at the end is very wholesome.

    • @johngellare3507
      @johngellare3507 10 місяців тому +1

      I was with my buddies in this small corner store that was run by an old japanese lady, and apparently she keeps the Couque D'asses right up at the front because it makes people see them and buy some just because of the funny name

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 10 місяців тому +95

    I like to imagine he went to Japan specifically for discount tires and left after getting a good deal. All the vending machine were just a coincidence.

  • @randomperson5086
    @randomperson5086 10 місяців тому +1

    Not schlatt saying we need more suspicious drinks in America when he LITERALLY OWNS A ENERGY DRINK COMPANY like just make it happen big guy

  • @Anonymous_Music
    @Anonymous_Music 10 місяців тому +1

    "Energy Bomber" is actually a Perfect name for shlit considering what he did back in 99'

  • @b88mtorba
    @b88mtorba 10 місяців тому +99

    4:37 So nice to see "Schlatt" paying homage to his old buddy Ted. Ah... Sweet '99...

  • @bard2874
    @bard2874 10 місяців тому +66

    I'd like to imagine that this was the only reason he went to Japan, and then went home instantly after

  • @railgun-2814
    @railgun-2814 9 місяців тому +4

    Had to come here after connor's video

  • @therealuntitledgoose
    @therealuntitledgoose 10 місяців тому +1

    This is like Blippi but for an older audience and I fucking love it

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple 10 місяців тому +313

    Schlatt once again being a man of culture and visiting his rightful birthplace, being totally respectful and a glutton when it comes to food. Arigato, Schlatt. Gozaimasu.

  • @Emp31
    @Emp31 10 місяців тому +144

    Unreal. I cannot believe "Schlatt" is still "alive" and well after "that" incident from three months ago.

  • @GKAriell
    @GKAriell 10 днів тому

    The absolute silence at the cigarettes part as he puts coin in is gold

  • @Hailoow
    @Hailoow 10 місяців тому +1

    this reminds me of the last time "schlagg" was in japan in '99, can't believe he's been banned until now.

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 10 місяців тому +50

    I love how "Schlatt" just has the power to destabilise a country just by visiting it.
    Oh, and as a Brit speaking, Japan guard your leaders *very* carefully. It probably won't help since he managed to get into Buckingham Palace, but you can't take any chances.

  • @noromeLIVE
    @noromeLIVE 10 місяців тому +160

    Schlatt you MUST know that cig vending machines do in fact exist and are all over Japan and Canada

    • @underratedusername69
      @underratedusername69 10 місяців тому +1

      do they have an id systerm?

    • @noromeLIVE
      @noromeLIVE 10 місяців тому +2

      @@underratedusername69 yes

    • @thejanitor5671
      @thejanitor5671 10 місяців тому +4

      Never seen any in Canada before

    • @noromeLIVE
      @noromeLIVE 10 місяців тому

      @@thejanitor5671 casinos my brother

    • @loppicat
      @loppicat 10 місяців тому

      ​@@underratedusername69ya they have you need a id card called taspo so the machine can allow you to buy cigarettes

  • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
    @cowerdnerddespacito9518 9 місяців тому +1

    Energy bomber is what they called schlattenheimer back in 45’

  • @franciscapistrano8650
    @franciscapistrano8650 8 місяців тому

    In my country, Its rare to even find a working vending machine without its contents actually expired 4 years ago.

  • @Memenative
    @Memenative 10 місяців тому +69

    I cannot believe that schlatt did not say "konichi-whats up" at the beginning

  • @diang0
    @diang0 10 місяців тому +33

    He got “Little Luck” (小吉) on the fortune, so it makes sense that BIG man J would tie it up since he’s only a BIG luck man

  • @imatiredpotato
    @imatiredpotato 10 місяців тому +1

    This was such a calm vlog from Schlatt lol. This is the calmest I've seen him in a while if you don't count theweeklyslap. Its so chill I love it! :D

  • @PerryJuice
    @PerryJuice 10 місяців тому +2

    It's almost like he's still with us...
    RIP "Schlagg", you'll always be in our hearts...

  • @joshsawesomeroom7631
    @joshsawesomeroom7631 10 місяців тому +46

    so schlatt goes to Japan and his entire video of his visit was his stop at a tire shop? yeah thats about right

  • @wario1226
    @wario1226 10 місяців тому +14

    @6:30 here in Nevada we DO have cigarette vending machines in the casinos, and they have no safety to prove you're an adult when you use it.
    Kids legit wait for no one to be looking and use em.

  • @Gavinpv
    @Gavinpv 10 місяців тому +3

    Been having a rough time and this video made me feel so much better thank you schlatt

  • @blulumen5420
    @blulumen5420 10 місяців тому

    “The Energy Bomber, that’s what they called me all those years ago.”
    Bro just straight admitting it at this point.

  • @StenMKII
    @StenMKII 10 місяців тому +133

    This AI is crazy! It's like he went to Japan, I miss big guy ❤

  • @woodsythegoat7881
    @woodsythegoat7881 10 місяців тому +13

    4:50 maybe redbull tastes like energy bomber

  • @goingmerry2395
    @goingmerry2395 8 місяців тому +1

    Schlagg could make killer collab with Connor (CDawgVA). If Connor would just start guiding Schlagg it would be like Alice in Wonderland but with a lot of illegal substances

  • @GrimOrc
    @GrimOrc 9 місяців тому +1

    In germany we have a vending machines for cigs on like every corner. A few years back you just needed money and you could get them but now they need your ID to check your age.

  •  10 місяців тому +103

    ''Schlatt ruins Japan''
    I wonder if he did some unimaginable things in Japan just like in 1999.

  • @HertzVT
    @HertzVT 10 місяців тому +33

    I love the editing on this, it's a lot like japanese shows with the sound effects on the subtitles

  • @dingusbingus7463
    @dingusbingus7463 8 місяців тому

    Schlatt should've gone around dressed like the US ambassador from the last samurai during the industrial age, shit would've been hilarious with his chops

  • @adamluong8483
    @adamluong8483 9 місяців тому +1

    bro's literally in the Vending machine park

  • @TurtleBoyoIsCool
    @TurtleBoyoIsCool 10 місяців тому +55

    This is honestly such a different style than every other video schlatt has made and it’s honestly really refreshing

  • @argus_lunge9026
    @argus_lunge9026 10 місяців тому +19

    Schlatt went on a vacation to Japan, then made this video so it could be a Tax-Write off.

    • @HarryLLC
      @HarryLLC 10 місяців тому +1

      What a slippery action by "Schlatt". Reminds me of when he slipped on the blood of his victims back in '99.

  • @exilemorin04
    @exilemorin04 10 місяців тому

    I’m honestly so invested in this haha, can’t wait for more to come out it’s a great listen when I’m at work or on break at lunch. Such an interesting concept played out really well in my opinion or I’m just purely enjoying the whole skills being kept each life cycle I dunno I really like it though, don’t usually like stuff like this

  • @ant8485
    @ant8485 10 місяців тому +2

    I can’t believe it. I was just in Japan for work and I missed my only chance to back at what this monster did to my family in Chicago, 1998.

  • @JackDaKoala
    @JackDaKoala 10 місяців тому +11

    6:16 Im am crying now.

  • @lofidrums
    @lofidrums 10 місяців тому +77

    Schlatt never fails to make me convulse violently and foam at the mouth 😂😂

  • @curllum
    @curllum 10 місяців тому

    Only in japan will you find a tire place known for its alleyway of vending machines. It has got to be the most bizarre country out there and I adore that about it

  • @Jay-yl2xc
    @Jay-yl2xc 9 місяців тому +1

    I though schlatt was gonna fly a bomber over Japan this video

  • @anthonypuma4943
    @anthonypuma4943 10 місяців тому +11

    Kon'nichiwassup!!

  • @mikejuarez2383
    @mikejuarez2383 10 місяців тому +24

    WHO LET HIM GO TO JAPAN

  • @Internetpimp
    @Internetpimp 10 місяців тому

    I’ll never forget the dark days and long nights my village screamed in terror from what the energy bomber did in 1999

  • @adrianschlosser2962
    @adrianschlosser2962 10 місяців тому +1

    Schlatt would be so happy in Germany, we have some kind of cigarette vending machine every 500m on the street.

    • @Zigeuninja
      @Zigeuninja 10 місяців тому

      I was never really aware that this isnt a thing in other countries until he mentioned it lol.

  • @TheGooberGrape
    @TheGooberGrape 10 місяців тому +9

    7:54 I don’t know for sure, but I have a feeling that that’s eel

  • @sprout_tea
    @sprout_tea 10 місяців тому +35

    jokes aside, i really enjoyed this! it's different from what we usually get and I hope we continue to get more! really enjoy the vlogs schlatt

  • @citruzivy
    @citruzivy 9 місяців тому

    this has got be one of the best "going to japan" video I've seen a content creater do

  • @Mattttttttttttttttttttttttttt
    @Mattttttttttttttttttttttttttt 4 місяці тому

    props to the editor! i knew something was weird and realized its edited like a japanese gameshow