Alpha Male Hustler DESTROYS NPC's Excuses
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This Woman Now Has 10 Cars Bitches.
ON TOUR: Salt Lake City, New York, Tacoma, Vancouver, Kansas City, Omaha, Edmonton, Lost Angeles, Irvine, San Jose, Phoenix, Toronto, Toledo, Columbus, Liberty. NO SLEEP.
Can’t believe my parents made me learn science when I could’ve been making at least $100k flipping items from garage sales smh however I did make $57 ticket scalping at Gary Vee’s convention. Would’ve been more but Gary Vee was also ticket-scalping at Gary Vee’s convention
I love Asian women young and old alike.
Yeah but what colour is her bugati.
You and Tyler Fischer are the funniest comedians of our time would love to see a collab
She used to swing by the music shop, have a chat, now she just drives past and sometimes shouts. "what colour is your pagani you bitches?"
That Asian lady was so wholesome. I want to hug her.
I felt bad for her. I hope Ryan gave her a hug afterwards because she was so sweet :)
I agree
Bruh. This lady either IS...or would be, an incredible mother, teacher or well...anything she wants.
Zen Grandma Goals
You're obviosly not grinding hard enough. I wanted to kick her in the face because adorable old ladies make you soft. NO GRANNY I don't want a cookie! Cookies make you week.
Retirement is for losers. You think Michael Jordan or Tom Brady would retire? My grandfather got dementia at 80 and was still investing in my business. Unfortunately the government thought this was elder abuse and fraud, but a little jail time doesn't stop the grind.
The matrix got you, my man
@@Raxatlix its okay, i learned how to sell ass in prison, my own.
lmao don't let the government or a little bit of jail time stop you from living your dreams.
Is your grandpa Biden?
Being in jail is the greatest hack. You have zero overhead and unlimited time for gains without women distracting you
It ends with Ryan getting hustled into buying a commercial space already stripped of its copper.
😂
Stripped of its copper ? What that mean ?
@makesmewonder7910 its gonna need a lot of new repairs in wiring
Which is labor extensive. Copper is what people will steal for electric wiring to sell on black market.
Basically he is saying she'll sell him garbage
But maybe 8f the price is good. Mr skinny here could cheap out on contractor's and make.a lil money
All in all selling a building stopped of copper is just like selling you " a bridge in Brooklyn ."
ALREADY HAPPENING
@@Makes_me_wonderThieves steal the wiring to sell the copper as scrap. Scrappers buy it knowing it's illegal because it's just a matter of melting it after the sheathing is removed.
That Asian lady seems so nice and honestly wanted to help some insane guy in the street
lol
She's adorable. 10/10 would let her step on me and demand I call her mommy.
@@scottr9159 Seek Jesus
@@scottr9159 Down horrendously at the bottom of the abyss
@@scottr9159this is the worst comment I think I've ever seen.
You tell Asian lady that you throw your breakfast in the trash to ensure that you stay hungry and she one ups you by declaring that she doesn't even get hungry because she's a cyborg!😂
You can accidentally train yourself to not feel hungry. Happened to me
@@audreyandremington5265
Been there but when you work a lot you tend to notice much faster.
It's called burning the candle at both ends lol
That was a japanses synthetic humanoid , sent to spy on USA
Ryan arguing his case to an elderly Asian woman for the pros of being a predator - solid Monday content
That last lady was great, Ryan was helpless against her relentless hustle.
agree. Ryan should have been a bro and shouted out her real estate biz email on a screen.
The true gigachad
The mixture of alpha male and genuine sweet old ladies is amazing
You're a genius at that genre Ryan. No one plays dumb better than you
Good Soldier Svejk: who dares challenge me?
I don't know that lady at the end showing him her ID for no reason, definitely giving him a run for his money
@@lordofpurgatory. yeah she was completely out of the loop
'plays'
@@RyanLongcomedy You sneaky fella
You would think Ryan's talent is being funny but it's actually showing there are some pretty decent people in this world.
Just when you think you know the world it will always surprise you. Humble yourself or the world will do it for you.
Ryan getting out-grinded in the end hahaha his man on the street stuff is legendary.
"I throw the breakfast away to stay hungry!"
I wanna laugh but soon those kind of dudes will be saying that for real.
he parodies the deavid gogins . gogins is a clear moron
Turns you didn't need to throw it out but put in the fridge and then 6 months later..
@@JosiahWarrenhe probably respects Goggins. Nothing moronic about him.
@@JosiahWarren weak male with "weak knees" detected.
@@JosiahWarren You're clearly not gonna carry the boats.
ryan was not ready for that last women
*woman
She was waiting for this opportunity
@@nalissolus9213 I am sure her tulpas count 😉
She was actually trying to sling real estate sales like a Hotdog Vendor 😂
"You want to be a predator?"
-"In this scenario, you're the predator."
😂😭
Met a real hustler and got out hustled.
i almost felt sorry for the japanese lady trying to make sense out of you
Umm what makes you assume she’s Japanese
@@mark9294 The squinty eyes, duh!
@@eduardomartin8510wow
@@mark9294 her strong work ethic.
@@mark9294she looks Japanese. It can be hard for Americans because we have so much immigration and genetic diversity we don’t really have a “ look” per se. But more homogeneous areas do sometimes develo specific physical features that can indicate the group.
That real estate lady at the end made my day. She's all about that hustle, she's really living that life lmao
Gonna adopt the tactic of "you are absolutely right I agree with you 100%" when talking to alpha male hustelrs
“I would know what I did”
“Ya but you can meditate that out”
😂😂😂😂😂
and even there she had the right counter that she would feel even worse than. Meditation is sitting with your thoughts without distractions after all.
0:35 wow, she really knows how to deal with unreasonable people who say crazy stuff. i'm impressed. we can all learn from her. have a friend or family member that won't shut up about politics? there you go.
She watches Sam Hyde for sure
@@OtherDalfite bye bye!
I feel sorry for the Asian lady she was trying so hard to be genuine and understand Ryan.
Did no one notice the subtle way Ryan gave back that lady’s business card at the end? 😂😂😂😂
The Asian lady was emotionally, and intellectually on another level. Makes one see this content for what it is: time consuming nonsense
I mean it is funny showing how absurd the mentality of this kind of thinking can be. I agree though she was very enlightening and brought some deep perspective to a comedy video.
I live like her during the day in my “mature and moral life hustle” but at night I unwind with Ryan and meditation.
The time it took the lady with the hat to respond with a disbelieving "wow" had me in stitches.
Damn bro, hope you’re okay
@TheBrandicus he got stitched so should recover ok
The woman is so alpha that she tops what you say without even trying.
What time do you start your day?
A - 3am
B - 4am
C - 5am
D - I am a useless member of society
3 am lol
i actually don't even sleep I'm just always on the grind 25/7 lmao
I just love the difference in Ryan's energy when he actually found another grinder vs all the other normies
That lady at the end was the real hustler here.
"You're absolutely right and I agree with you hundred percent." She was hoping you weren't going to murder her hahahahaha
That old lady was adorable, what heart.
Hahaha he literally told her the scam then tried to rope her into it!!! " I promise ill pay u fair!!!"
The first 2 are so wholesome i love them 🥺
I have two windows opened. One is for watching Ryan Long and one is for opening businesses.
You're only using one window for opening businesses? I guess some people are fine with mediocrity.
The hustler getting hustled in the end. Cant wait to see ryans new property
My Grandma said the same kind of crap on her deathbed, Told her dying should not stop her. Was too busy hustling to go to that lazy bih's funeral.
Stop saying she died....
....she simply gave up.
I go by my grandparents grave every day to see if they stopped giving up, nope, no heart and no hustle and they wonder why they sleep in dirt.
No off days gram gram
You guys held a funeral instead of just tossing her in a river and continuing to cash her social security cheques? And you call yourself a hustler? 🤦♂️
I dunno if Ryan reads the feedback, but the inserts of that crazy influencer saying "fuck you" were hilarious, I laughed to tears.
Legit tears right now over that
What's funny is all the people in the content section who don't understand that Ryan is serious. The reality of an alpha male with a sigma grindset is so crazy that their brain short circuits and they think they're watching a parody. Nah. This is reality, bro! Keep up the huddle, King. 👑
Ryan is truly carrying the boats with this one STAY HARD HUSTLERS
That lady in the pink shirt is just a good person...
So good she's kinda bummed she couldn't straighten him out. 🤣😂
The cornerstone of genius comedy is being really good at playing a dummy.
“I’ve got life on its knees at all times” 😂😂😂😂 you know she had no idea what Ryan meant
half the stuff he said for anyone over 35 made no sense
The amount of knowledge and understanding of a subject needed to not only play the character so well but to be able to satirize it on this level is pretty impressive. I can’t imagine the hours dedicated to “alpha consumption” needed to get to that level, but it’s actually pretty alpha of you. I think you’re coming full circle.
Respect to the Asian lady. What a beautiful person and a great role model
That retired Asian lady has unbelievable patience. I bet she is a great piano teacher for children
Ryan, this is the funniest skit you have ever done. I had the shittiest day today-got into a big argument with my boss, told almost every coworker how I truly feel about them and it's been a rough day...but this skit is so relatable I'm like crying laughing right now.
about time you told those bitches what's what! keeping throwing your breakfast in the bin..stay hungry hustler!!
How did yr coworkers react? I’m invested in this story now, I need to know
3:05 “so, you want the job or not?” 😆
That poor woman just trying to help Ryan hahaha I like her
I wake up at 3 am, dip my head in a bucket of cold water for 2 min straight then go to sleep again. This is an essential routine to force my body to rest even with sharp interruptions. Next month I'll add two sessions of punching my own face at midnight and 1:30 am.
Some will say this is what caused Bheetoven to go deaf. But it allowed him to cut out all of the noise and really focus.
Wake up at 1am in the Freezer.
Gargle piss.
Uncomfortable? Good.
Listen to 5 self improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tire to work.
Fire ants in your adult diaper keep you going.
Ex wife calls, says you can't see the kids this weekend.
Good. They only slow you down.
Get to work, gargle more pee.
Do work on Chinese keyboard.
Don't know Chinese?
You will.
Broken glass for lunch.
Boss comes in, says you're falling behind.
He doesn't understand.
He can't.
He isn't a wolf in this world of sheep.
Get hit by 3 cars on the way home while listening to audiobooks on x5 speed.
New record.
Legs broken? Good.
Pass out on kitchen floor, roaches kissing you all over.
They understand the grind.
Set an alarm for 1am and drift into a coma while gargling piss.
@@caleb3909😂😂😂
@@caleb3909 adult diapers? too comfortable, wear children diapers. Toughen up.
Next month? Why not last night or tomorrow, pussay boi?
0:53 absolutely sent me 😂😂
My God, I haven't cried that hard since my son recently called me a soft pussy for only running 3 businesses simultaneously. People were right about the terrible twos
his right 3 business is for pussies! lol
The music and sound effect editing really elevates these gems
Throwing food in trash to stay hungry sounds like something a MLM cult leader would say..
Now I want to see a Goggins/ nice old Asian lady debate . Would be gold
the ending was phenomenal! WTG Ryan!
Lmao at 7ft tall Ryan talking down to the most wholesome 4ft tall Asian lady. She’s precious. This whole thing was so funny
never stop doing these street interviews they r my favorite thing on youtube
"Alright, checks out."
That last lady out hustled the hustler.
The music's perfect! Great video again.
This is unironically one of the most motivational videos I've ever seen!
"wow!" killed me. would love to see the outtakes on this video. 😂😂
Love all your content bro, always hilarious, your dry humor is perfect
Liked during the ad before the video starts as I know I’m going to laugh my ass off already. Love your work Ryan! From Devon UK 🇬🇧
Caught your set last Friday in San Diego! That curry joke is still cracking me up!
Woman at the end out-hustling everyone and she even pulled out the license. 💪🏻😁👍🏻
“Fuck you!”
“Buy a building…bitch”
*Shout out to my fellow Alpha Male Hustlers* 🤙
real alphas don't have time to shout out, get back to the grind poser
you bum! you could've started a business in the time it took you to leave this comment or opted out for posting a motivational quote comparing your way of life to that of a lion. comments are for lazy losers.
“WOW” is also a good response to Ryan 😅 0:54
“Well hell for me is a world where I have less than 10 streams of passive income” 😂😂😂
I enjoyed how amused the older gentleman was about Ryan's whole spiel. He was smiling in disbelief the whole time 😂
I’m so glad I bought Ryan’s course on building my own retirement home medication reselling system.
Please make more of this
I love how Ryan got hustled at the end, it couldn't have ended better.
Your most funny bit in a while, excellent stuff!
I need more of this kinda of content, I havent laughed so hard in a long time.
That old lady was so sweet
The David Goggins snippets we're gold! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Keeping a straight face during this must be super hard bc I laugh all the time watching these
3:22 I'm crying 😂
The edit of Goggins is genius 😂😂
😂 that last lady out hustled the hustler
I want to hug that asian retired woman. Culture needs more of these people.
That old guy who ignored Ryan and didn't even look at him. He's my soul animal!
Love that piano music when she says I would be miserable then Ryan just cutting her off.
These street interviews are my favorite by far.
The hustler getting hustle peddled. Beautiful justice.
"Underpaying people? How could you be happy?"
I love her.
"You are absolutely right, I agree with you 100%"
"I have 3-4 different teas that I drink"
Dang, I feel called out
Nice to see that there are still reasonable people
Im meditating that out currently 😂😂😂
I like the woman who just stopped and said "wow" and then tried to process wtf just happened
You're amazing Ryan.
These are motivational words from a laconic life coach.
You didn't mention crouch-dwelling, Netflix-binging cuck
That woman was like: "Just tell the lunatic you 100% agree with him. Do NOT antagonize the crazy."
The Asian lady trying to give Ryan heartfelt life advice, soo good.
“How could you be happy?”
"Meditate it out" 😂
The genius of this cannot got without notice.
Hitting up people with a language barrier are the best ones.
It would be really cool if you Ryan, if you could maybe push some friends her way in terms of clients for the real estate agent. She was nice and kinda nervous you could tell but was trying to improv on the spot and I thought it would be cool with your connects if you hear someone is moving that way to give her number or advertise for her a little. Great content as always.
Met your match at the end there bud 😆
The "wow" at 1:00 is iconic lmao