@@raevandyer9422 Oh please, the craziest man in their stories will be when my boyfriend comes back from his work he ask me to please bring him a glass of water if I can or want after his
we all know he said it though, it was probably edited out for legal reasons - i can't imagine VICE letting their name being publicly tarnished like that, but then again they keep publishing stuff so that theory is kind of bunk...
@@laurocoman Amber Herd was recently appointed the figurehead for a domestic violence charity???? In other words she is rewarded for her abuse of Johnny.
@@thedave7760 Oh that is absolutely awful. Hollywood disgusts me. It's filled with sexual and violent assaulters. At least it's a diverse group of assaulters from all shapes, colors, genders, sexual orientations, etc.
That 24-year-old guy who is going through a divorce looks at least 10 years older, but from hearing about his relationship, there might be a connection.
Yeah! I'd watch even if he was doing that purposefully and just making small jokes where he can, like with the last guy. Well done Ryan this probably meant more to these guys then you think.
That's literally society in a nutshell. When you give first hand accounts that are unpopular, you get swept under the rug, or worse, they try to change your way of thinking to align with status quo over showing sympathy. That's just part and parcel of life though I suppose. You realize that you gotta treasure those few who genuinely care for you and make do in life with what you got.
@@strongback6550 Because they get their data from "institutions." There's simultaneously conspiracies about Epstein and other stuff, yet so much trust in the same institutions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's selective cynicism. Cynicism is the thing to watch out for in any partner. Well specifically predetermining guilt.
“Are women crazy?” The women in this video: “well, I think there’s a big stereotype, and also that some women just need help. Definitely.” The men in this video: “have I got a story to tell you.”
@@alia.1041 You definitely *won't* find or hear a bunch of stories of women taking their spouse on a national tour and the spouse cheats on them. When men cheat, they're usually paying for three people's lives. Cheating is bad, but it's exponentially worse when you're a big bag of crazy AND you're getting treated well and getting all your needs paid for and you still cheat. No amount of "men suck" stories make up for the fact that men get sucked dry both in and after relationships/marriages even if they do everything right.
@@Resanctify You’re right in that regard. Men, unfortunately are often expected to be the ones fiscally responsible for their partner/family. So if a man is being financially manipulated people often don’t take them seriously, which is a huge issue. There are areas in which women have it worse, but it’s true that they are put under less financial pressure.
@@alia.1041 Being a woman in life is easy mode, unless they are deformed, which might set them at the same difficulty men have to always be at. Why do you think women commit no crimes? You thought it was because they were more moral or fearful i'm guessing? It just comes down to not having the necessity, what can't a women get in life, that she would have to commit a crime for?
"do you think women should hide their crazy at first?" "Oh yeah definitely. At least for a few months." Lol wtf. Like my first wife who told me she just had a mood disorder. Sounded benign. She later tried to kill me, went to jail, then got out and tried to kill my mom, but got off on that case because the judge liked her and she had a good lawyer. Then she took my son from me by convincing his psychologist and Women Against Abuse that i was the abusive one. Guess she figured it was an easy way to get free child support money.
I hate my own kind sometimes. 🤦♀️ I’m so sorry. I wish more women would call out other women’s BS. I try to hold them accountable whenever I can, since you dudes can’t without serious backlash.
@@Jestloo It is kind of absurd how some people think being a man disqualifies you from calling somebody out for being a psychopath. It’s mostly people on Twitter who are like that but I don’t think there needs to be a criteria for condemning somebody’s actions
I bet most men could bring up crazy woman stories is the thing. They are grounded in emotion only made worse by this generation and social media. They think every relationship is an episode of the Kardashians, the bachelorette, housewives of_____, the hills, Etc. Etc. Etc. They love the fucking drama and think it gives their lives value or something.
@@Ownyx This. I find myself disagreeing with women a lot because I'm a very logical dude. When you put emotion first as a guy, you know what you get? An asshole/abuser/raging piece of shit/some other label
@@FlowUrbanFlow women can get away with things that dudes will get punched for so no wonder they do it. The dynamic in place before all this was simply shaming them for bad behavior. Nowadays only men get shamed lol
I see a lot of comments saying "Well there are plenty of crazy guy stories" well with crazy guy stories ends with the guy in jail or therapy. Crazy women stories end up with the dude getting ostracized by her female friends and her getting the apartment with him on the homeless and destatute.
@@shareefisolar9515 Had that shit happen to me like 8 months ago, and yet i do blame myself for ignoring the red flags thinking i could help her. Can´t really fix something that is rotten on the inside.
All men have a rock-bottom of abuse they have to hit before recognizing that they were a simp. Its only after that, can they choose to be alpha. For some men, its having their ice-cream knocked over by a girl in the playground. For others, its having 14 grand stolen whilst being cheated on. How low the rock-bottom is determines a man's level of crazy.
Yes and no. If she sees thay you have boundaries early on and maintain that she never cross it. And when she does, you scold her. She will respect you. The issue is when you dont have any boundaries, and you let her push you around and walk all over you. When you decide one day to put your foot down, it will pretty much end the relationship at that point. They will push you everyday to see how much crap you are willing to take. And once you budge, there is no going back
So, look if you are married your money is community property. Who actually believes a bum on a park bench who says his wife has "charges" for robbing him? Use some sense. If he had any money, his teeth wouldn't be so jacked up. He is a transient bum named John Hayer.
@@bl7406 Completely wrong read of the situation. People with money have jacked up teeth all the time. It's all about priorities. Plus, that's a huge reason for men to not get married. Why sign a contract where women are rewarded fro breaking the contract?
Never understood that shit. Are they going to pretend that having lost two legs or suffering from an intense form of autism isn't a big issue in day-to-day life ? What's wrong with recognizing its a malfunctioning that hinders life ? The people affected by that would tell you. Also that's a superb argument to cut government funding when you think about it : "Yeah, this year we don't have any funding for the crippled and shit like that, we thought it was actually kind of rude and oppressive to imply that they should conform to some kind of social construct/ideal of how humans should be. We think it's more empowering to show that they can do things on their own, without the assistance of privileged white males. Humans having two legs is kind of a stereotype you know"
There was a girl I really liked that I was dating and she would often snap at me here and there and I often tip toed around it not wanting to fight about it. But it always hurt my feelings. So one day I said “hey I only treat you with respect and talk to you nicely so I would appreciate it if you do the same with me” Well She blocked me and never talked to me again. Wtf???
You did the right thing. You might think you've lost in the moment, but long-term you'll end up with someone who respects you. I realized from the start that I needed to stand up for myself, and that helped start us out on the right foot. I've been married now for 17 years, and it's been about the easiest marriage I could have imagined.
@@actualideas8078 To shut them up! Nothing like coming home to a bitch who keeps nagging you like a child until she gets her way. They probably secretly toss all the female votes 🤣
My grandfather lived most of his life dealing with a crazy woman. He spent married life dealing with her yelling at things that weren’t really there, being cruel to her children and thinking that they were trying to deceive her and threatened to hurt herself or others if things didn’t go her way. She was unsurprisingly diagnosed with schizophrenia shortly before she died. I wish he had gotten the chance to have someone love him for real before reaching his older years.
I actually got alot to say still lol! As I continue to deal with new ones , or ....as new problems occur , with the other ones. I'm not sure when it's all gonna come out though lol!
Do you think women are crazy because they buy into the "I'm not like other girls" meme a bit too hard and actually think guys like crazy, and become crazy?
@@physical_insanity as a girl myself, i think most of these girls bought into the 'crazy is cute' trend that was popular a few years back for whatever reason. i blame Lana Del Rey and Halsey music.
it's not a trend. men want to be needed and feel good taking care. crazy ones tend to need more help. so its the helplessness that's attractive. and someone who needs you, logically shouldnt leave you. so its emotionally a safer risk too
@@amazinglyaverage590 My life has been fucked over by more women than men. It's why I hate feminists, they dont speak for me. I try to speak up for men when they get sexism thrown at them by women...but these women dont stop. It's annoying seeing good men get shat apon by radical feminists, and seeing good women get grouped in with radical feminists when they HATE their guts.
Not single now, but when I was dating around, one of the first questions I'd ask my date is, "Have you ever dated someone who was crazy?" If he said yes, AND it happened more than once, that would be the last date. Crazy is contagious, and I didn't want to catch the crazy from that guy.
@@Jestloo Yep. For the past 20 year, women have been told by the media and academia how good they are and how all their desires are valid and nothing should ever get in the way of their goals and wants and anyone who ever contradicts them is evil and motivated only by malice.
Fixing my car at a friends house. It was 5:30 pm time to eat, so I got dinner and then went back to work. My friend showed up and said his wife made us a huge dinner and it was time to eat. They both knew for hours but never told me. She exploded and refused to except the fact that they messed up. She called the police before she began attacking me and smashing my car. My friend had to side with her for obvious reasons. The police could not make her understand that the entire issue was their fault. Her raging emotions trumped all logic. Yes, women are crazy.
@the missile skud Not me though, unless I'm on my period. Seriously. I cried because someone thought I was lying for giving not enough money. I gave like $6.50 for food but the guy insisted I only gave $5.50 but counted how much I had in my pocket and hand for about 10 times before handing in the money. Cashier was talking with someone else beside him too and wasn't paying attention when he was putting in the money. Crying on the way home but if I wasn't on period, I 100% guarantee you that a person thinking I'm lying would make zero difference to me as long as I know I'm not lying. I'm like emotionless when I'm not on my period and wouldn't care crap of what people thought of me but the opposite on my period. Feels like being stabbed with a dagger multiple times on my first 2 or 3 days each month too, usually bedridden and vomiting.
@@themagnus2919 Women gossiping is so annoying which is why I wasn't friends with any girls while I went to school in Malaysia. I HATE the on again and off again relationship they have. I can't deal with sometimes they are enemies and sometimes friends. Even though I'm a girl, I was friends with 5 boys and zero girls and the girls bullied me as well. The boys were at least honest and chill. Girls like drama way too much. I was more of the tomboyish girl and I guess that's why the guys liked being friends with me. Those fist fights that would get us both bruised sometimes were fun. Well when I moved to Qatar for 5 years and graduated there, I went to an all girl school and I'm glad the 10 classmates I had were actually pretty alright. None of them were bullies or mean and not as terribly gossipy like the ones in Malaysia. I hung around the "smart" kids since they weren't the gossipy type and more introverted.
@the missile skud sure, it's your opinion. Most Girls are so complicated, most boys are so simple. If I have children one day, I kind of hope it will be a boy just for that reason.
When I was 24 I was with this girl that ended up cheating on me, but through her I knew this guy (work friends boyfriend). Super chill, loved his girlfriend. They were together for about 3 years, he proposed, she ended up cheating on him with some random dude like a month later, sold the ring, and ran away to Oregon. 6 months later she came back and he took her back. 2-3 months later she does it again, but gets pregnant. Homie was done after that. But I could tell it broke his heart. The pack of horrid girls that my X hung around were fucking terrible people, bragging about stealing shit from work, fucking hundreds of dudes, drinking and drug use on the daily, attention whores, the kind of people that lick icecream at grocery stores and post that trashy behavior. . One time one of those girls got so high she fell off a 5 story building in-between the gap of the adjacent building, like how she didn't get fucked up or die was a miracle. Those "friends" of hers would just talk mad shit behind her back after that. I made an observation though that has held true thought my life. Not all of those girls started out crazy, just a couple were, and they influenced and corrupted the rest. Happens with men too. Sometimes people see other people they are around get away with outrageous shit and after a while you might question why you shouldn't be able to do the same. It's like if you see a person stick up a bank each week and brag about how rich they are and how easy it is. If you have weak morals, After awhile you might be convinced to join in cause the net gain to you is too high. If a few people you know join in, the fear of missing out takes over. Often I'd hear that they want to make the most out of life, or that they don't want to be tied down, or they convinced themselves they deserve the shit they steal. What they wanted was a free lunch if you know what I mean. They didn't care about anyone else but themselves. That whole experience knowing those people left a scar.
Can be summed up by an old quote "surround yourself with people who are where you want to be". It is no accident that people end up doing what the group does. In psychology it is well studied that our survival depends on blending in. The ones that stand out get picked off. The group behaviour becomes the norm and sets the standard to be followed, which is as much the same for drug addicts and thieves as it is for entrepreneurs and elite athletes. Group knowledge and skills are shared, be they how to steal cash or how to develop a brand. Group values and morals are shared, be they clocking up hook-ups or getting the biggest contracts for your products. Therefore, it can not be said strongly enough, you must choose your friends wisely.
Wow. I had a girl who I invested a lot of emotion, time and money on... she ended up cheating on me. I dumped her ass after the third confirmed cheating. I haven’t dated since then...that was five years ago.
Maybe but he just lost his faith in woman being loyal. So if he gets married again one day, he can't trust that woman won't cheat on him. It's unfortunate but that' what happens. That's why he says first divorce.
That second guy played himself, 2 years into the relationship she started acting up, he should have seen the sign, but instead he goes aheand and marries her, why?
@@danielsilva9502 because us men are just generally weak to the charms of a woman, they have such power over our minds its crazy its why I try to always bring down a womans looks in my head in order to not lose control of my emotions
@Noah Eden that reminds me of Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets" Woman- How do write women so well? Jack- I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability. 😂
@@vinnrui5913 But bothersome would imply that the behaviour of those women is off, when really we all know that's it's the sexist male lens that causes perfectly good behaviour to be PERCEIVED as bothersome, when in reality it isn't.
"you think it's possible she was just on her period those couple days?"
"it doesn't last 5 years bro"
😂👌
That part killed me!
That's a real ass dude lol, he seemed very genuine.
He was actually sad when he said that
💀💀💀
I felt that
Starts as a joke about women being crazy, ends as a tear jerker of accounts of women being crazy.
Lmao I'm saying
And they're all terrible, dang
😂😂😂😂
#FreeJohnnyDepp
Fr lmao
"I'm going through my 1st divorce" - park bench optimist
Ha ha
2-1/2 month marriage here...
@@shaneryan5304 deets?
😂 this comment is amazing
Lol is that a reference to something? Or you're just literally saying he's an optimist?
Ryan: "Are girls crazy?"
Girls: "kinda rude to ask."
Guys: "Throughout history yes."
Why did the lady at 00:50 have a BULGE in her pants similar to a micropenis?
I wish he’d balanced it by asking women for their stories of crazy men…
@@raevandyer9422 Oh please, the craziest man in their stories will be when my boyfriend comes back from his work he ask me to please bring him a glass of water if I can or want after his
@@newmobils8294The ol house wife "my husband is crazy" tales
@@raevandyer9422that would NOT be very for the boys to do
“What is this for”
Was hoping for the “vice” response.
He was fired from vice tho
@@FruitPonchi oh sorry I’m with vice
I was disappointed :c
we all know he said it though, it was probably edited out for legal reasons - i can't imagine VICE letting their name being publicly tarnished like that, but then again they keep publishing stuff so that theory is kind of bunk...
yeah, i love the vice reply usually followed by oh ok, nice
Men's stories: "She should be in jail"
Women's responses: "She needs therapy"
Women: Johnny Depp CANCELLED
Also women: poor Amber Heard, she is misunderstood.
@@laurocoman Amber Herd was recently appointed the figurehead for a domestic violence charity????
In other words she is rewarded for her abuse of Johnny.
@@thedave7760 Oh that is absolutely awful. Hollywood disgusts me. It's filled with sexual and violent assaulters. At least it's a diverse group of assaulters from all shapes, colors, genders, sexual orientations, etc.
Men's stories: Logical
Women's responses: Emotional
How stereotypical lol
@@thedave7760 how backwards is that, damn.
That 24-year-old guy who is going through a divorce looks at least 10 years older, but from hearing about his relationship, there might be a connection.
Bruh he looks like 24 wtf you talking about. Do 24 year olds look like kids where u from
Not really he just had bad teeth
Meth does that to you
Smoking and drinking ages you
I think the meth mouth might be part of the reason for that
_"What is conversion van? Like, it used to be a male van?"_
kkkkkkkkkk 🤣
You are from Brazil, aren't you?
thats kind of transphobic ngl u shouldnt say that its bigoted
@@henryfink5348 because i wont stand for bigotry and intolerance? shut up
@@navnarva1948 how?
@@navnarva1948 Transphobic and proud
Jesus, these women had more red flags than a Chinese march.
😂😂😂 I'm using this line
Haha that's a good one.
You must be a virgin. All women are like that.
@@FlowUrbanFlow same!!
Dude I’m using this to describe my ex.
Ryan Long accidentally being there for strangers who just need a friend
Yeah, the funniness slows as he actually talks to men dealing with real crazy.
Yeah! I'd watch even if he was doing that purposefully and just making small jokes where he can, like with the last guy. Well done Ryan this probably meant more to these guys then you think.
Have you watched 'Invisible People' channel on YT. It is an individual man who interviews homeless folks and brings awareness to their issues
Time to break out _The Golden Girls_ theme, lol!
Facts
Woman- “I mean I’m a little crazy…”
Ryan- “Well obviously…”
😩😂
Why did the lady at 00:50 have a BULGE in her pants similar to a micropenis?
The moment "blue hair" starts questioning her own thought process. Automatic shutdown "what is this for?" Doesn't even want to see both sides.
Leftist tend to do that
Herd mentality.
YEA BRO, why would she ask what an interview is for?! SUCH a snowflake liberal
@@hippityhoppity5035 How does asking what its for make her a liberal snowflake lol?
she has to prepare her notes before this kind of interaction
Asking the women: Haha laughs and fun until they realize he's actually asking that question
Asking men: Unlimited first-hand stories of actual crazy
That's literally society in a nutshell. When you give first hand accounts that are unpopular, you get swept under the rug, or worse, they try to change your way of thinking to align with status quo over showing sympathy.
That's just part and parcel of life though I suppose.
You realize that you gotta treasure those few who genuinely care for you and make do in life with what you got.
@@strongback6550 Empathy breeds apathy.
Too much empathy makes you apathetic.
Lots of arguments and key scratching going on today.
@@PugilistCactus Interesting. Sources?
@@strongback6550 Because they get their data from "institutions." There's simultaneously conspiracies about Epstein and other stuff, yet so much trust in the same institutions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's selective cynicism. Cynicism is the thing to watch out for in any partner. Well specifically predetermining guilt.
Blue hair said everything i thought she would.
It was scary how predictable it was
@@vulekv93 programming
‘It’s also very ableist’... how?
@@rollout1984 bro if thats supposed to be "programming" then watching tons of crowder and shapiro is just as much "programming".
@@DJ-ov2it fair enough.
Homeless man in the park: I have my own clothing line and only date models.
Who is dumb enough to believe that bum?
I know. The whole story sounded far-fetched to me.
Doesn’t mean they’re attractive or his clothing line is successful. It’s plausible.
@@blakew5672 which stores does he steal clothes from?
@@bl7406 bro....are u his ex wife lmao...or the cheater?
I’m at that stage in my life where I see a stark correlation between blue/pink hair and infinite stupidity
then you are ascending my friend
To be fair it's not hard to make the connection!
Right bc hair color totally correlates with intelligence level?
@@keylimetea I think a strong case could be made for a link between choosing pink or blue hair and retardation.
read "Ascent from Darkness" to help with your REAL ascent.
Lmao “what is the first sign she was crazy, other than just being a woman” 😂🤣
savage!
💀💀💀
@@geraldfrost4710 Classic!
Truth is just the best comedy ;)
That had me dying.
“Are women crazy?”
The women in this video: “well, I think there’s a big stereotype, and also that some women just need help. Definitely.”
The men in this video: “have I got a story to tell you.”
Ask the same question with the genders flipped. You’ll find just as many crazy guy stories
@@alia.1041 Oh almost certainly, but I think everyone assumes the best about their gender in a relationship.
@@alia.1041 You definitely *won't* find or hear a bunch of stories of women taking their spouse on a national tour and the spouse cheats on them.
When men cheat, they're usually paying for three people's lives.
Cheating is bad, but it's exponentially worse when you're a big bag of crazy AND you're getting treated well and getting all your needs paid for and you still cheat.
No amount of "men suck" stories make up for the fact that men get sucked dry both in and after relationships/marriages even if they do everything right.
@@Resanctify You’re right in that regard. Men, unfortunately are often expected to be the ones fiscally responsible for their partner/family. So if a man is being financially manipulated people often don’t take them seriously, which is a huge issue. There are areas in which women have it worse, but it’s true that they are put under less financial pressure.
@@alia.1041 Being a woman in life is easy mode, unless they are deformed, which might set them at the same difficulty men have to always be at.
Why do you think women commit no crimes? You thought it was because they were more moral or fearful i'm guessing? It just comes down to not having the necessity, what can't a women get in life, that she would have to commit a crime for?
Ryan with women: Making fun of them without them noticing.
Ryan with men: Literal Therapy Session
"do you think women should hide their crazy at first?"
"Oh yeah definitely. At least for a few months."
Lol wtf. Like my first wife who told me she just had a mood disorder. Sounded benign. She later tried to kill me, went to jail, then got out and tried to kill my mom, but got off on that case because the judge liked her and she had a good lawyer.
Then she took my son from me by convincing his psychologist and Women Against Abuse that i was the abusive one.
Guess she figured it was an easy way to get free child support money.
So sorry to hear that.
Wtf, this story is insane!
Jesus... That's rough.
I hate my own kind sometimes. 🤦♀️ I’m so sorry. I wish more women would call out other women’s BS. I try to hold them accountable whenever I can, since you dudes can’t without serious backlash.
@@Jestloo It is kind of absurd how some people think being a man disqualifies you from calling somebody out for being a psychopath. It’s mostly people on Twitter who are like that but I don’t think there needs to be a criteria for condemning somebody’s actions
wow the men bring serious shit up, it's kind of hard to bring the comedy in
I bet most men could bring up crazy woman stories is the thing. They are grounded in emotion only made worse by this generation and social media. They think every relationship is an episode of the Kardashians, the bachelorette, housewives of_____, the hills, Etc. Etc. Etc.
They love the fucking drama and think it gives their lives value or something.
If you’ll notice, Ryan does basically give up trolling them.
Comedy is overrated. But, tragedy on the other hand...
Cheers.
@@Ownyx This. I find myself disagreeing with women a lot because I'm a very logical dude. When you put emotion first as a guy, you know what you get? An asshole/abuser/raging piece of shit/some other label
@@FlowUrbanFlow women can get away with things that dudes will get punched for so no wonder they do it.
The dynamic in place before all this was simply shaming them for bad behavior. Nowadays only men get shamed lol
"Musicians, models, actresses"
a.k.a. homeless women
Hahaha underrated comment
A.k.a. cokeheads....
Lol!
@Mr. Censored 3.0 actresses and musicians and models are basically all just functional cokeheads
Isn't that most men in the same trades?
“So not only is she crazy, she showed up with all that stuff”
Bahahahahahaha Ryan is a legend!
I see a lot of comments saying "Well there are plenty of crazy guy stories" well with crazy guy stories ends with the guy in jail or therapy. Crazy women stories end up with the dude getting ostracized by her female friends and her getting the apartment with him on the homeless and destatute.
Or losing a lot of friends because of her vindictive bullshit. Ask me how I know...
@@shareefisolar9515 Had that shit happen to me like 8 months ago, and yet i do blame myself for ignoring the red flags thinking i could help her.
Can´t really fix something that is rotten on the inside.
@@shareefisolar9515 how do you know? I just want to hear the story.
crazy guy stories usually end up with domestic and abuse victims to my knowledge
@@hiandbye2807 half of domestic abuse victims are men
“She stole four grand but I forgave her for that”
She’s not the crazy one dude
it's a White person thing, you will never understand
If only more guys didn’t put up with that crap.
well both of them are or we don't know the whole story
@@naylisyazwina6836 No, not even close. He was too forgiving whereas she was a legitimate sociopath
All men have a rock-bottom of abuse they have to hit before recognizing that they were a simp. Its only after that, can they choose to be alpha. For some men, its having their ice-cream knocked over by a girl in the playground. For others, its having 14 grand stolen whilst being cheated on. How low the rock-bottom is determines a man's level of crazy.
Ryan ends up finding a dude with a suicidal girls friend and has to break character to be like...ummm ya that’s bad.
Which one exactly? I didn't watch the whole thing.
@@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 It's a 4 minute video dude. God damn how short is your attention span
@@mrskippingguyonmush hahaha
@@mrskippingguyonmush he gettin that bread Fred!
@@mrskippingguyonmush
Its shorter than 4 mins. Like your attention span and my ability to state the obvious
Realest shit ever "women hate when men stand up for themselves"
Yes and no. If she sees thay you have boundaries early on and maintain that she never cross it. And when she does, you scold her. She will respect you. The issue is when you dont have any boundaries, and you let her push you around and walk all over you. When you decide one day to put your foot down, it will pretty much end the relationship at that point.
They will push you everyday to see how much crap you are willing to take. And once you budge, there is no going back
"what is this for?"
I was hoping he would drop the "vice news" line lmao. This is slowly becoming one of my favorite channels.
"Is she going to get off by pleading crazy?"
"Shit, she has a defense."
I fucking DIED
So, look if you are married your money is community property. Who actually believes a bum on a park bench who says his wife has "charges" for robbing him? Use some sense. If he had any money, his teeth wouldn't be so jacked up. He is a transient bum named John Hayer.
@@bl7406 Bruh wtf, how do you know this?
🤣🤣🤣
@@bl7406 Completely wrong read of the situation. People with money have jacked up teeth all the time. It's all about priorities.
Plus, that's a huge reason for men to not get married. Why sign a contract where women are rewarded fro breaking the contract?
@@bl7406 bruh. Why you so butthurt? Just become a woman and plead crazy in court and all your problems will disappear
"I just got married in April"
Ryan: sits down
No. Wtf are you talking about?
Ok, this is going to be a talk
"Do you think she's gonna get off by pleading crazy"
"I mean shit, she's got a defense"😂
dude caught me off guard with that
“The problem was, I stood up for myself…..so anyway she stole 4k from me and cheated so I flew her home and stayed married to her”😂😂🤣🤦♂️
One day in the very near future, Ryan Long will no longer be able to do these because he'll be recognized. Enjoy it while it lasts!
don't even say that, its too sad
Nah, he will be fine.
He disguise himself like the Borat guy.
Start dressing up, cosplay
Excellent. Make up.
"It can also be very able-ist"
My eyes involuntarily rolled lol
You can just hear the pronouns in her twitter bio.
@@kostasbiker9302 x'D
Never understood that shit. Are they going to pretend that having lost two legs or suffering from an intense form of autism isn't a big issue in day-to-day life ? What's wrong with recognizing its a malfunctioning that hinders life ? The people affected by that would tell you.
Also that's a superb argument to cut government funding when you think about it : "Yeah, this year we don't have any funding for the crippled and shit like that, we thought it was actually kind of rude and oppressive to imply that they should conform to some kind of social construct/ideal of how humans should be. We think it's more empowering to show that they can do things on their own, without the assistance of privileged white males. Humans having two legs is kind of a stereotype you know"
@@ndvs4391
Crippled be like: "Um where's my disability money?"
Congress: "Walk bitch."
My eyes rolled and im in a wheelchair.
2:22 the joke about conversion van meaning transgender van got me
There was a girl I really liked that I was dating and she would often snap at me here and there and I often tip toed around it not wanting to fight about it. But it always hurt my feelings. So one day I said “hey I only treat you with respect and talk to you nicely so I would appreciate it if you do the same with me”
Well She blocked me and never talked to me again. Wtf???
She belong to the street man and keep your head up🤴
Just ghost that bitch
You dodged a bullet my friend.
Don't be like 'wtf'. Just thank God and herself cus she did a favor for you
You did the right thing. You might think you've lost in the moment, but long-term you'll end up with someone who respects you. I realized from the start that I needed to stand up for myself, and that helped start us out on the right foot. I've been married now for 17 years, and it's been about the easiest marriage I could have imagined.
Long answer: yes
70th like. Sorry...
Short answer: *eyebrows rise*
Short answer : YES
So why do we let them vote, is this a democracy?
@@actualideas8078 To shut them up! Nothing like coming home to a bitch who keeps nagging you like a child until she gets her way. They probably secretly toss all the female votes 🤣
I love how Ryan takes advantage of other's inability to disagree with a premise...he can do it over and over again...
giving them their own medicine.
He's just doing exactly what journalists do. Put words into other people's mouth to make them look bad for not disputing
@@MashZ this is more truthful journalism
That’s a very intelligent observation. Keep it up bro !
😂😂
The question is not “if” they are crazy. The question is, “how crazy are they?”
"there's nothing below a 4 crazy..."
The hot crazy matrix.
True😆
Ryan trying to keep it funny when it's getting sad as fuck is, in itself, hilarious.
Life is a comedy, no wait it's a tragedy. No wait-
Last guy was hilarious, I wish him the best. I hope he wins in court.
if she bleeds crazy, he might loss, he needs a good lawyer to get her
She'll blame the new boyfriend and they'll give her a slap on the wrist.
dudes a simp, she stole 4 K from him and he forgave her and stayed with her for years after that
Seems like kind of a dumbass. She stole shit and ran away before, seems like the warning signs were kind of there already
@@ShatterNWO Maybe 4K is not that much too him, look at his airbuds or whatever dude
This went from innocent joke to intense drama REAL fast
Introduce your woman to a new acquaintance thusly:
"Good to meet you, Bob --- this is Kathy, my first wife."
What follows might be interesting.
Ryan trying to keep the joke going while starting to feel bad for some of these guys.
I love how that one guy legit had a therapy session!
Hypothetically speaking literally yes
🤣
“Do you think she’s gonna get off by pleading crazy?” 😂😂😂
"Well, she DEFINITELY has a case..."
For doing the same toxic thing:
Women get called crazy.
Men get called monsters.
the difference is that women are not blamed for what they do, men do.
The former is the truth while latter is not.
Men are*
Exactly
My grandfather lived most of his life dealing with a crazy woman. He spent married life dealing with her yelling at things that weren’t really there, being cruel to her children and thinking that they were trying to deceive her and threatened to hurt herself or others if things didn’t go her way.
She was unsurprisingly diagnosed with schizophrenia shortly before she died. I wish he had gotten the chance to have someone love him for real before reaching his older years.
when the girl realizes what ur referring to for the crazy women, I died laughing
Wait.. what is this for? 😂😆
@@rrpearsall Your name lmaooo
The amount of catharsis for the guys to get off their chest their women problems brought a tear to my eye. This was a great episode for the boys.
Agreed. What absolute kings. 👑
As a woman, I agree. Some of these guys needed to get a load of their chest.
I actually got alot to say still lol!
As I continue to deal with new ones , or ....as new problems occur , with the other ones.
I'm not sure when it's all gonna come out though lol!
MAFBA
boys boys boys!
“What is this for! “
Sounds like crazy lol
Oh man it’s too good seeing peoples sincere reactions to you trolling so hard 🤣.. Thank you
In every one of these interview videos there is always that "one guy" who has one hell of a story to tell that proves the whole point of the video.
and this time, that _one guy_ was two guys.
Do you think women are crazy because they buy into the "I'm not like other girls" meme a bit too hard and actually think guys like crazy, and become crazy?
@@physical_insanity
Nah, they were always like that fam.
@@physical_insanity as a girl myself, i think most of these girls bought into the 'crazy is cute' trend that was popular a few years back for whatever reason. i blame Lana Del Rey and Halsey music.
it's not a trend. men want to be needed and feel good taking care.
crazy ones tend to need more help.
so its the helplessness that's attractive.
and someone who needs you, logically shouldnt leave you.
so its emotionally a safer risk too
As a woman, the short answer: Yes
And they still dare to ask me why I don't go in relationships
As a man: this is my comment
@@amazinglyaverage590 My life has been fucked over by more women than men. It's why I hate feminists, they dont speak for me. I try to speak up for men when they get sexism thrown at them by women...but these women dont stop.
It's annoying seeing good men get shat apon by radical feminists, and seeing good women get grouped in with radical feminists when they HATE their guts.
Noooo. Don't sell yourself short.
As a man. We fuckin know
Not single now, but when I was dating around, one of the first questions I'd ask my date is, "Have you ever dated someone who was crazy?"
If he said yes, AND it happened more than once, that would be the last date.
Crazy is contagious, and I didn't want to catch the crazy from that guy.
The fact that your actually helping these guys who just need to talk to somebody is crazy keep up the good work
Girls: well I wouldn’t say crazy is a bad thing
Guys: sometimes I wish I was gay so I wouldn’t have to put up with this
Yeah, gay people never have drama.
@@MZGA2009 wait im a chill person does that mean im gay?
Racist 😂
@@mantabsekali920 no
@@mintz347 yes
Society has told women it’s ok to lean into your crazy and take that shit out on your man with a vengeance- you know, for feminism.
"If you don't love me at my worst....."
Yep. When someone or a group is protected from criticism for bad behavior, it encourages them to be worse. 🤦♀️
@Choco4 - Brawl Stars Accurate 👌🏻
@@Jestloo Yep. For the past 20 year, women have been told by the media and academia how good they are and how all their desires are valid and nothing should ever get in the way of their goals and wants and anyone who ever contradicts them is evil and motivated only by malice.
@@ballsackschrader218 💯
The video had a roller coaster of events I was not expecting, but hey, I’m not complaining 😂😂
If your first criteria for a wife is that she's a model, don't be surprised when you made the WRONG choice and she's insane.
Women: wtf you talking about?
Men: hold my beer ima get deep
Houd.
*Huld
*houlde
*healdan
*hand me
When that girl asked “what is this for” surprised he didn’t say: Vice News 😂😂
....but he was fired from Vice........
@@Daniela-pr7rz Too woke for Vice.
@@meltedsnowman9637 Nothing is too woke for vice dude.
@@Diegoshadow85 That's what I thought until I encountered Ryan. The woke bae himself.
@@meltedsnowman9637 What happened exactly?
Fixing my car at a friends house. It was 5:30 pm time to eat, so I got dinner and then went back to work.
My friend showed up and said his wife made us a huge dinner and it was time to eat. They both knew for hours but never told me. She exploded and refused to except the fact that they messed up. She called the police before she began attacking me and smashing my car. My friend had to side with her for obvious reasons. The police could not make her understand that the entire issue was their fault. Her raging emotions trumped all logic. Yes, women are crazy.
what kine car
The soft piano music that comes on when the guy starts spilling his heart 😂
I laughed BEFORE I clicked... possibly the most rhetorical question ever posed.
Same here buddy
Women tend to ramble on and on about unimportant childish nonsense.
@the missile skud Not me though, unless I'm on my period. Seriously. I cried because someone thought I was lying for giving not enough money. I gave like $6.50 for food but the guy insisted I only gave $5.50 but counted how much I had in my pocket and hand for about 10 times before handing in the money. Cashier was talking with someone else beside him too and wasn't paying attention when he was putting in the money. Crying on the way home but if I wasn't on period, I 100% guarantee you that a person thinking I'm lying would make zero difference to me as long as I know I'm not lying. I'm like emotionless when I'm not on my period and wouldn't care crap of what people thought of me but the opposite on my period. Feels like being stabbed with a dagger multiple times on my first 2 or 3 days each month too, usually bedridden and vomiting.
@@themagnus2919 Women gossiping is so annoying which is why I wasn't friends with any girls while I went to school in Malaysia. I HATE the on again and off again relationship they have. I can't deal with sometimes they are enemies and sometimes friends. Even though I'm a girl, I was friends with 5 boys and zero girls and the girls bullied me as well. The boys were at least honest and chill. Girls like drama way too much. I was more of the tomboyish girl and I guess that's why the guys liked being friends with me. Those fist fights that would get us both bruised sometimes were fun. Well when I moved to Qatar for 5 years and graduated there, I went to an all girl school and I'm glad the 10 classmates I had were actually pretty alright. None of them were bullies or mean and not as terribly gossipy like the ones in Malaysia. I hung around the "smart" kids since they weren't the gossipy type and more introverted.
@the missile skud sure, it's your opinion. Most Girls are so complicated, most boys are so simple. If I have children one day, I kind of hope it will be a boy just for that reason.
quick answer: *yes*
long answer: *yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
"Whats a Conversion Van" 😆 🤣 😂 that was quick 😳 🤣 😂 🤔
Ryan struggling to keep the troll mask going while connecting with the bench dude
I like how there's always someone claiming they're smashing models in these street videos
"Model" =polite euphemism for "crack ho."
Idk i have had several that ive turned down or regretted.
Maybe a tiktok model
I mean Ig models
I mean hes a good looking dude, cant see why he wouldnt be smashing models
The fact that Ryan does these interviews with a straight face and doesn’t end up laughing is mind-blowing 😂
Watch Cassidy Campbell. He has cringe x100 and keeps a straight face and character lol
Lol
Because he is... A lil crazy himself
Dude you're the magic man with that 6' mic some of the things you get these people to say just with the tone of voice you ask your questions in 😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣 that turned serious REAL quick
"She's buggin out"
Woman.exe has stopped responding. Would you like to wait for the program to respond, or close the program?
*close the program*
@@TheStraightestWhitest funny I'm never actually able to respond lol!
Maybe ? It's a woman controlling my phone?
Lol!
_"just 'general' woman craziness"_
Still laughing at this.
@random 65286
I know, right? What kind of an idiot would laugh at something funny?
@random 65286 maybe to you asshole.
@random 65286 you didn't offend shit you irritated the fuck out of me.
@random 65286 the fuck are you talking about?
@random 65286 whether or not something is funny is subjective
Dude killed me with the conversion van!!
The mic boom makes it even more clowning
When I was 24 I was with this girl that ended up cheating on me, but through her I knew this guy (work friends boyfriend). Super chill, loved his girlfriend. They were together for about 3 years, he proposed, she ended up cheating on him with some random dude like a month later, sold the ring, and ran away to Oregon. 6 months later she came back and he took her back. 2-3 months later she does it again, but gets pregnant. Homie was done after that. But I could tell it broke his heart. The pack of horrid girls that my X hung around were fucking terrible people, bragging about stealing shit from work, fucking hundreds of dudes, drinking and drug use on the daily, attention whores, the kind of people that lick icecream at grocery stores and post that trashy behavior. . One time one of those girls got so high she fell off a 5 story building in-between the gap of the adjacent building, like how she didn't get fucked up or die was a miracle. Those "friends" of hers would just talk mad shit behind her back after that.
I made an observation though that has held true thought my life. Not all of those girls started out crazy, just a couple were, and they influenced and corrupted the rest. Happens with men too. Sometimes people see other people they are around get away with outrageous shit and after a while you might question why you shouldn't be able to do the same. It's like if you see a person stick up a bank each week and brag about how rich they are and how easy it is. If you have weak morals, After awhile you might be convinced to join in cause the net gain to you is too high. If a few people you know join in, the fear of missing out takes over. Often I'd hear that they want to make the most out of life, or that they don't want to be tied down, or they convinced themselves they deserve the shit they steal. What they wanted was a free lunch if you know what I mean. They didn't care about anyone else but themselves. That whole experience knowing those people left a scar.
Can be summed up by an old quote "surround yourself with people who are where you want to be". It is no accident that people end up doing what the group does. In psychology it is well studied that our survival depends on blending in. The ones that stand out get picked off. The group behaviour becomes the norm and sets the standard to be followed, which is as much the same for drug addicts and thieves as it is for entrepreneurs and elite athletes. Group knowledge and skills are shared, be they how to steal cash or how to develop a brand. Group values and morals are shared, be they clocking up hook-ups or getting the biggest contracts for your products.
Therefore, it can not be said strongly enough, you must choose your friends wisely.
@@curiousobserver4525 Indeed, my mother has drilled that into me.
Wow. I had a girl who I invested a lot of emotion, time and money on... she ended up cheating on me. I dumped her ass after the third confirmed cheating. I haven’t dated since then...that was five years ago.
@@olayemichayah466damn. Hopefully you are in a better place. life is short. Get back out there when you're ready.
@@GhostKingGeorge thanks bro
Came for the insanity, stayed for the humanity
thankyou for the synonyms
@@VengefulPolititron ☝😲
The broom handle mic always gets people to talk, like a shrink's couch.
no touchies lol
2:19
Ryan kills me with his clever little funny daggers...conversion van. 😆
"How long did yours hide her crazy for?" 🤣
Well, if I answer truthfully, I'll lose my job
pfff, having a job during the pandemic? humble brag much ... :D
Pussy 😂
So if you lie, you'll get a promotion?
Cheers.
Anaximander of Apollonia That’s the plan:)
@@AndasMus you either really like lying or love your job 😂
The conversion van bit is gold 😂
i want more of this. those stories are wild.
Dude said "I'm going through my first divorce."
He's planning on more apparently/.//
wait more 4g's and off to Ohio.. and forgives.
dafuq
@@wizdumb420 right?!!
Maybe but he just lost his faith in woman being loyal. So if he gets married again one day, he can't trust that woman won't cheat on him. It's unfortunate but that' what happens. That's why he says first divorce.
dude i don't blame this poor guy lol women are aWFUL, and that's coming from one ✌️
or perhaps he just realizes that divorce is an unavoidable reality in this day and age
I genuinely feel bad for the two guys in this video who got played out by extra crazy females 😔
I dare to say 80% of the guys I know have been ruined by crazy women, and this is in Europe where it's not even as bad as the US
sad to say my uncle got ruined by a crazy woman as well
@@amazinglyaverage590 Hey....But they can vote.
That second guy played himself, 2 years into the relationship she started acting up, he should have seen the sign, but instead he goes aheand and marries her, why?
@@danielsilva9502 because us men are just generally weak to the charms of a woman, they have such power over our minds its crazy its why I try to always bring down a womans looks in my head in order to not lose control of my emotions
I like that the boom mic is a Swiffer handle and duct tape lol
Love the mic on a long pole. Nice touch hehe
For some reason, I liked the last guy.
Empathy
@@AarjavSinghKanyal I forgot that still existed. Good to see it around.
I did too. I think it is because he seems real. He doesn't kiss and tell. Just a little bit. Of the telling.
I liked him until he bragged about smashing models.
What kind of imbecile keeps that much cash at home? Clothing business? He's most likely a drug dealer that should spend his money on a dentist.
In all realities and multiverses, each one of them arrive at the same answer: Yes
Dr.Strange
I love how these videos always go a completly different direction to what they intend lmao
The conversion van joke was too much hahahhaa
"I think everyone is a little crazy."
-women
The "a little" is so relative.
If everyone crazy then no one is. Lol
@Noah Eden that reminds me of Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets"
Woman- How do write women so well?
Jack- I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability.
😂
Is... Is that a Psycho reference?
So it's ok, right?
Men: Riiight.
I identify as a Native American from the Slapahoe tribe. Here, let me show you my people's greeting.
Cheers.
The one dislike is one silly woman like we are not crazy!!!
wtf
@@urgramagayloltm2858 They can be all those things at once.
Guys, stop using the word crazy. There's too much negative stigma around that word. Use the word bothersome as explained the video. Peace out 🤣.
@@vinnrui5913 But bothersome would imply that the behaviour of those women is off, when really we all know that's it's the sexist male lens that causes perfectly good behaviour to be PERCEIVED as bothersome, when in reality it isn't.
@@urgramagayloltm2858 lvl 100 white night to the rescue
background music for the first guy in white hat got me so good
I love how real the guy's conversations are.
These guys really needed someone to open up to...and Ryan was there.
We should be brave like Ryan and help more guys find an outlet
short answer : yes
Long answer : Yeeeeeeessss
Dorner represent. Haha
Your content is amazing. I am SO glad some people still have a sense of humor. As a woman, I’m not the least bit offended!
omg the conversion van had me dying, i fucking cried!