Searching For The STRAIGHTEST Guy at the Trump Rally
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"He'll have sore jaw in the morning" could be taken in very different ways😂🥳
Wait a minute
Either way he wasn't lying ;D
That was good reporting bar none
LOL
Ayo
Ryan is boss level troll. The way he can go in and talk about those things, but in a tone that doesn't agitate is a skill
Ryan is empty. He just wants ATTENTION.
@@PhilAlumbLets say hypothetically a guy whipped it out in your general vicinity... would you look?
@@PhilAlumb he is hilarious youre just a soy loser
@@PhilAlumbyou sound jealous, haters are fans too!
@user-kf8wb2cq4f you okay dude?
"I don't know what that means, I'm french" - biggest lie ever told
Man, everyone shits on the French.
.
.
(And that's the way it should be.)
Did he know the meaning of the english word "straight"? Yes.
Did he lie? Maybe not.
@@ernestbidon5027 Went to see Mr. Long a few weeks ago in north San Diego. He’s one of the funniest men in the business today
I love Ryan a true comedian makes fun of EVERYONE 😂
In other words, stands for nothing But attention.
@@PhilAlumb duh. Comedians are performers, and he's great so he's got my attention. 😁
@@PhilAlumb In other words, brilliant comedian and you're a whiny baby
@@PhilAlumb Why would you say that?
@@karla31092.....Are YOU Triggered? 😆
The black dudes critiquing potential gays in the crowd is peak America
African americans: The most homophobic gays.
"The swastikas not right, you're like scrambled eggs" 💀
Hopefully she'll brush up on her art skills next rally.
*he just likes to prove that our IQ is generally higher than the average |efti$t*
10/10 that guy won
I haven't heard the scrambled eggs remark in a while. (a woman who's mind is scramble/crazy and has nothing else to do).
@@magicjohnsins
😆 🤘🏼
This is the most American video in history
I existed in this time.
_This_ is the summer of love.
For America, by Americans. Look at all the walks of life there-- _That_ is democracy in action.
@@Soniti1324 Just go ahead and start talking about "Blacks for trump!" you sound exactly like Democrats. Commie bastards all of you. Trump supporters, Biden supporters all of you are Commie foot soldiers.
most american comedian
"Oh, French. Well, definitely out of the running, for sure."
@PassportBachelor
😆 Good point.
I love how you get the whole American spectrum at Trump's rallies.
? no you don't you get Boomers and Token Hispanic and blacks who don't know anything but what youtubers told them. That rally had like 100 people at most. You sheep still think pro DACA trump is on your side it's hilarious.
It's actually kind of beautiful how chill people are in response to suggesting they are gay
No. It’s not. It’s disgusting. I have no problem with gay people, but this is NOT organic. It’s environmental poisoning and the socialist agenda brainwashing.
Cuz we normal hardworking dudes bust each other's balls we're not hypersensitive
They aren't as emotionally volatile as leftists. 😂😂😂
Most trump guys I’ve talked to aren’t really homophobic, definitely transphobic though
@@kurtwagner350 I don't think transphobic is accurately used ever... EVER.
bro this is your calling
Ryan's dedication is commendable - reporting from the Front Line, despite the danger!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
From the top "Vice" reporter to giving away "The Straightest Man on the Rally" Award. So proud of my boy's rise to success!
Slow Boat to China guy kicks ass lmfaoo
*"Donald Trump, don't trust China! China is asshoe!"*
- Paladin Cheng,
Hong Kong activist and legend
“What do you mean don’t touch the women?” The Guyana guy is a fiend 😂
I was watching Fleccas Talks a couple of weeks ago, this lady was filming her Middle Eastern driver, he deadass said if she were in his country he would kidnap her.
That guy meant it as a compliment, Richard Ratboy agreed
@@allouttabubblegum1984 Pakistan lol
@@allouttabubblegum1984 But words are just words, until action starts.
I'm so glad we've mass imported people from countries that have billboards begging men not to grape everyone.
I’m just blown away by the fact everyone is treating the election of the president like a sporting event.
Try to imagine the event from the point of view of a Trump supporter. Have you seen anyone admit they knew the Russian collusion was a hoax?
It literally is lol. You can gamble on it on sports betting apps.
Doesn't matter the Deep state already picked Trump as the Winner.
@@amrcnngrmnyno way! That’s spooky.
It basically is
"You're supposed to touch them, uou know why? You're a child of God!" I don't even know what to do with this statement 😂
the holey trinity.
I suppose you could take his advice, what's the worst that could happen..?😂😂
@@DrDeuteron Oral, front and behind.
Acknowledge that he's pretty straight.
for real that was such an odd comment.
*"To China!"*
*"Donald Trump, don't trust China! China is asshoe!"*
- Paladin Cheng,
Hong Kong activist and legend
searching for the straightest guy is the ultimate bit 😂
He has ha better ones, especially when he's in hollywood. He makes those libs look like fools so perfectly they don'[t even know he's doing it
"am I the straightest guy out here? I don't know every guy out here""/ 🤣😂😭 gayest response ever
The guy criticizing the swastika and your response…. Epic good Sir
"swat sticker"
That lady is walking around with a swastika, accusing half the country of being Nazis. That's no big deal, but when a guy points out that she doesn't even know what a swastika is, then that's the controversy?
its definitely not the guy who said "lebron for prez"
Lol yea, wtf was that?
@@MyNameJeff.. Probably some weird sarcasm. I hope.
@@Nobody-df4is lol it definitely was, had to be
LeBron is too busy still reading that book he started a few years ago.
“Indian John Stamos”…😂😂😂ded. Lmfao
"& then we saw him glistening in the sun.."
We need to put a copy of this on the next Voyager. Alien civilzations must see our greatness.
Ok Ryan... let´s make this fun, go to a Democratic rally, but look for the most senile guy, someone that puts Biden to shame. Go!
There are ppl at democrat rallies?
@@cray06 30-35 at most, with more than half of those being reporters/staff.
He'd have a hard time finding anyone awake that isn't media or handlers/nurses!
@@cray06 Nah they got jobs 😂 they'll show up 81 million strong to vote though.
@@commandervile394 Brother Trumps rallies aren't that big anymore. No one buying the bullshit anymore after the Lockdowns and vaccine crap. he still promotes the vaccine not even two months ago. even the CDC themselves went silent on the vaccine LOL! Doesn't matter tho, the CIA will elect him anyway.
Saying the other guy is gonna have a sore jaw in the morning isn't very straight
Because he would punch him in the jaw. Honestly says more about you if you were thinking something else.
GENIUS
Previous commenter clearly doesn’t get it. Their loss! 😂
@@TuckerUp its an unintentional double entendre. Its the funniest part of the video, and everyone should have understood both meanings, due to the topic of conversation
Thanks for considering me in the running this year, unfortunately because of some tequila and a sleepover with senator Cruz I cannot in good faith accept this award.
Guess what I did with a certain senator that will remain nameless's hollow gushy eye socket last summer?
I love you Ryan, you don't have to love me back because that would be some gay shit.
The shit that flows out your mouth effortlessly is remarkable Ryan. You have a gift.
Every anti trump person shows up wearing a mask. They’re like extras: if their face is seen on camera, they won’t be hired for the next show lol. They can’t lose their job and be seen at multiple rallies.
That’s a great point!
Did we watch the same video? You can see all their faces.
Lmfao, can’t you just enjoy a funny video?
The anti-trumpers don't have jobs.
@@pipe_dev_null impossible. Funny is now outlawed. I am the commander in queef!
I'm the straightest. Every night I dream about dudes. But when I wake up I scream "NO! I will never!"
Oh, Biden's your president. Well done.
@@PhilAlumb Build Brokeback Mountain!
@@S.Lowell.Soderman_"Every day the mountain gets ten feet taller!"_
Ryan is way too funny 8:45
"This guys talking about dildos right now, you're still in the running" 💀💀
Damn. Even Ryan's comment section is drowning in tang. Chadding it.
I love how the beer guy popped back in at 8:40 😂
7:58 clip that..
"A guy over there said he'd look"
😂😂😂
With the artsy piano in the back just making it better 😂
In that dudes defense, rap music does sound exactly like people fighting.
Pink hat dude seemed chill
The old guy says lgbt & starts choking needs a drink lol
I haven't been to a Trump rally yet, but this honestly looks like a bomb ass time! Everyone is so chill and happy!
It does look like a bomb ass time..though!! 😂and I think this was outside the actual rally,where trump was speaking .
They seemed to be like this in 2020 too. Like a Deplorables Woodstock - I was envious!
I was a democrat and finally decided to go to a Trump rally in 2018 to see what all the fuss was about and I was red pilled almost instantly. Everyone is so much fun and a LOT happier. I even admitted to voting for Obama and Hillary and they welcomed me in with open arms. Go check one out!
@@Widderic Because Obama, Hillary, and Trump are al the same and you all are programmed to accept fellow socialists. Now if I was there and started talking about Trump being pro Gun control, hate speech laws, pro DACA, pro war (Bombing syria because his daughter cried over a fake video) I would probably be shouted down just like the left does with desadents.
Trump supporters are just a big tent Communist party.
@@Widderic Nice! Not the first time I've heard this story from an ex--Dem.
Dropped my phone laughing and woke up my baby at the Indian John Stamos part lol
This is elderly abuse. Don't stop.
Absolute chaos. I love it.
Ryan was the most sane person at that rally, and he's usually unhinged.😅
The sigh after the guyana guy only rated himself a 9 😂😂😂😂😂
when the guy said " he'd have a sore jaw in the morning " ... you missed a golden comic set up ... don't let it happen again
Saying the guy is going to have a sore my jaw in the morning is the gayest thing you could say at that particular moment. 🤣
No it isn't... What if he had said, "I'll skull freak this mofo so hard his ancestors gag". That'd be a little gayer, no?
I think "he's gonna have my crap on his wang" is a bit gayer.
4:07 don't tell em you're from Canada they'll light you on fire 😂
😂😂😂
Omg, this bit had me laughing way too loud. My wife had to tell me to be quiet 😂
"Thats not him!"
"AHHH, FAKE TRUMP!" 😂😂
Noticed they all had good attitudes about the jibes. Not something you would experience at a Democrat event.
you found tracheotomy man! lmao
The natsees they are looking for were literally just a few weeks ago squatting on universities around the country.
You can see on Ryan's face his having a blast :)
Yeah but for real, I can't trust a Democrat at this point 😂
the "bodenomics" shit had me weak at the end lmfao
You mean Trump, Bush, Clinton, Biden economics? They all spent billions to create a bubble to pretend they made the economy great.
10:50 dude was really accurate with his statement
Right on the money
dude is from GAYana
The gayest guy there was the cop writing a ticket for the guy selling merchandise.
How you keep composure and dont laugh is impressive im dying over here
TRUMP2024
Trump is hot.
Clearly not the straightest guy in the comment section.
omg you're so ghey.
you missed off steaming pile of turd
No, he’s a CRIMINAL!!!
He is man of God and hottest president america will have.
i was there and i’m severely disappointed i didn’t see ryan
i can’t wait to to convince other men how straight i am at any chance i get
Also, according to Ryan's line of questioning. All doctors, nurses, police guards of jails, drug test watchers, etc are slightly gay or some little bit gay for seeing some guys penis in the course of their work duties.
The drug test watchers & gaurds 100%. Who would choose that as a profession otherwise?
This is actually a great segment. I found out more from this interview than any podcast or news source.
That guy at the end that watches way too much porn 😂
"Light in the loafers" my grandfather used to say.
“Get the corporations out of government”
The bearded man in the cave holding AK was right about that Probably because he read Thomas Payne
Guy over there said he would look!!! 😂😂😂
7:11 the French guy was a good sport 🤣
This is the type of quality political interviews I'm interested in seeing
My favorite part is the look of both boredom and disgust while the one dude is making the best point in the video and just ZERO response. Art.
Cracked me up. Ryan is one of those really likeable a holes
The dude that noticed the Marxists making their own sign (the swastika) incorrectly is the smartest person you talked to.
This was just so much fun! I could have watched 30 mins of this.
Best public interview video so far. Looked like a pretty chill scene with some wacky people.
This was comedy genius, bro. I laughed so hard. Thank you 🙏
I'm jealous of America. The UK has elections on July 4 and the choices are "doom", "certain doom", and "where's the Russian embassy at, and can I have a visa?"
Yeah, take care...
They'll send you to die in Ukraine too, just on a different side
It might be worth trying to turn NYC from the looks of this
I don't think you can turn a whole city gay, maybe San Fran at a push.
@@cookslooking10 San Franciso's already gay.
Running on “Bronx time”……lol.
I can’t stop laughing 😂 6:47 you like scrambled eggs 😂💀
Ryan got a lot of boobie bots in here 😂
That’s the true sign of success
LibTrolls..what else do they have to do?
"Thats a crazy question." - woman holding up a sign, that says "trump is a nazi"
yikes
Trump is not a Nazi, but definitionally a Fascist. he fused private and public industry into one via Operation warp speed. he held a gun to every Americans head and said, "Give money to big pharma and Big Corps so they can force you to take the vaccine through private corporations that will now get a gigantic bailout that I will pretend is "Covid relief" despite them making record profits since the inception of all their companies!"
1:53 that guy made Ryan legitimately laugh 😂
Nice hat, Ryan, very straight
My wife truly is my best friend. We grew up together (high school sweethearts) and I wouldn't exchange it for anything. Barely see the boys. Work and home. I'm good. I can tell her anything (okay we all know I can't talk about women I find hot without a glare but I still do it lol). I know everything about my wife and she knows everything about me. When something happens the first thing I want to do is tell my wife. I know shit about my buddies they don't know I know because my wife and their wives talk and she shares everything with me. It's special. We fight. We argue. We love. We forgive. 12 years and counting. I'll be with her until the day I die.
GAAAAAAAAAY.
Yeah, but "best friend?"
This video has All Gas No Breaks/ Channel 5 vibes. Love the on the ground journalism with a vague funny goals.
Except All Gas No Breaks is a leftcuck who literally was almost metoo'd.
The guy at 10:52 pretty much called it!!! Perspicacity
Ryan in his element 😅
Even the people protesting trump were saying f Biden. Lol
Sometimes the representatives of the Republican party seem a little crazy. But at least they're not trying to cut their wieners off.
I love the battle music when the fight was breaking out. On point.
you're doing important work Ryan
9:20 😂😂😂😂 I don’t think too many comedians are able to outman Ryan long!!
I'm 200% straight 💪
Based on the horseshoe theory, that makes you 100% gay.
@@neuromancer5661_"I got news for you...."_ **Berserk theme kicks in**
@@neuromancer5661 You get it 👍
That guy at 10:51 was spot on.
I LOVE the dude that wants Democrats on a "slow boat to China" and I'm with him all the way!!! There's NO WAY that French dude was winning! Bah ha ha ha
Dude go to more Trump rally's I didn't want that to end
What a great guy honestly 10:29 treating the "other side" as humans
"It depends if he's in my line of sight you can't help but peek"
Love the wholesome videos as always
Is your profile pic Hoyeon from Chicken Nugget next to Dr. Phil?
7:24 Made me laugh my ass off
Ryna, under his breath: "...that's a funny criticism..."