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Nice reminder that there are still people out there even in NYC who are normal, not concerned with the media/politics circus. She was chill too, but all about the donut, no time for the nonsense.
@@flowerpt Or Kamala's entire history of illegally extending minority drug offenders sentences to literally use them as cheap slave labor to fight wild fires, all because the state of California didn't want to drop the money on a properly funded emergency fire department...
Back in her day the autoblow ran on a steam-powered locomotive engine. She spent many a night outside in the yard, shovelling coal into it's engine for her husband.
@@derp8575 Yeah it's cringe how she spoke with such self importance and authority because "muh black vagina" like it gives her credibility or something, and then went on to expose herself as brainwashed and clueless.
She said she retired 🤣 Now the workforce is automated. Gives a whole new meaning to "they took our jobs"! Ladies of the night are having to learn to code
Lol, so true... I mean, personally, when it was just the laptop, and we had zero info, whatever. Just speculation. Bruh, we have video evidence and voice mail. You can't ignore it now
There's no way Ryan hasn't used that autoblow at this point, from there he's broken the seal so the barrier to increased usage and his inevitable decline into addiction is already in progress. We will remember you as you were king.
To be fair, in a sane world someone would probably be asking the guy walking around in a park with a blowjob machine asking people if they want to do drugs and sleep with someone a few pointed questions as well
Hunter Biden smash or pass? "Hunter Biden, really? You actually care about them?" Smash or pass? "Omg so uninteresting." S or P? "I don't give a shit." Lmao this guys only been prepared to say one thing when HB's name is brought up, his dialog tree dries up after only a couple canned versions of feigned indignanation are deployed.
My thoughts exactly. NPC unable to respond to novel prompt = error. There is a percentage of people in this country that are extraordinarily adept at regurgitating public narrative and completely incapable of original thought.
@@all_your_baser_belong_to_us Dude is literally above the law. Smokes crack, bangs hookers, minors, and animals, and does whatever else he wants without any consequences. He IS a legend.
Wow what a tough question according to that one lady. What a great lady playing along. I appreciate you having the Auto Blow just pumping away. Come out to Las Vegas and do some comedy
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I have only one thing to say to you, young man! ... Why didn't I think of that? ... ;-)
I thought it was a gag but you're legit promoting a blowjob machine Jesus.
Memphis would love to have you!
Ryan love ya babe but you hold the mic like a gibbon...use your opposable thumb as darwin intended.
woohoo the gift that keeps giving! thank you sir! 💦💋
“I just want to eat my donut man”
Best possible answer
That's what she said
Nice reminder that there are still people out there even in NYC who are normal, not concerned with the media/politics circus. She was chill too, but all about the donut, no time for the nonsense.
Ryan should have asked, "Well, would you let Hunter Biden eat your donut?"
@@travisbickle1951 she doesn’t count she was English 🤣
I laughed so hard
the fact he is just holding the auto blow the whole time while its just a goin is the best ever lol9
Anyone have any reviews? Asking for a friend
@@toe-bi-wankonobivideos2352 Maybe you should test it out... for your friend
@@chesscomsupport8689 *pst over here* asshole this is for me but I’m to embarrass to admit it… okay now we can talk normal.
This dude Is amazing
Him holding it the entire time bursted my sides open! lmao
She knows all the talking points about crack and systemic black oppression, but doesn't know who hunter biden is? C'mon now... 😂
Imagine if she found out about the Biden Crime Bill.
@@flowerpt Or Kamala's entire history of illegally extending minority drug offenders sentences to literally use them as cheap slave labor to fight wild fires, all because the state of California didn't want to drop the money on a properly funded emergency fire department...
Black people smoking crack?...........
Yeah that’s not black peoples fault, white people made us do it......
Funny thing is she's not wrong. Just hasn't connected the dots yet
Getting into Crack late in the game is funny but the fact tht he's the presidents sin I'd hilarious
"Whos Hunter Biden?"
"Hes like a football player. well, american football; so soccer."
LOL
I'm truly dead....
Killllled me
Oh my god! I didn't even catch that because I was laughing. That's amazing
Did you guys know that hunter biden memory devices was placed in to the black community, to fuck up their economy
Holding that autoblow non-chalant while interviewing people has my sides hurting
Ryan's ability to just keep polite people talking when they clearly don't want to is gold 🤣🤣
@@thegrimyeaper I've read the comment a few times and I'm not sure either.
@@AndyBNerdy I think it was meant to say "...don't want to..."
????
@@MyBoyNewton ye exactly :D
Come to Atlanta!!
I'll never get over people who randomly overshare to strangers
It's almost sweet, as long as they're not holding a weapon or know where I live.
It can be very freeing just wearing your heart on your sleeve you are talking to someone you will likely never see again
@@Gaunerchen Lay it on me kimosabe.
“Hunter Biden, Smash or Pass?”
“Well I’ve been divorced 3 times, I’m addicted to Percocet and I got a foot fetish.”
It's a reflection of how lonely today's people are.
"There's a show about how crack destroyed black neighborhoods"
Ryan: "the Simpsons?"
"they took away my social security"
"I'm not interested in money"
..... Bless her old confused heart.
Maybe she just tought the blowjob machine was a catch 22
"I'm not interested in money" is another way of saying "I don't want to buy what you're selling", bless your naive young mind.
I like how the 1950s lady saw the machine and started walking away, only to reconsider her choice and engage him again lmao
yeah that was the best part
that, and the Simpsons part
Something ancient within was awakened
Back in her day the autoblow ran on a steam-powered locomotive engine. She spent many a night outside in the yard, shovelling coal into it's engine for her husband.
@@BulkernatorKerb and during the day, she churned butter
@@benjamindover4337 she was ready to come out of retirement for one last job
Just strolling around the park with an autoblow. Just a typical day in NYC.
Well it's good to take the girlfriend out once in a while.
@@RJiiFin ahaha 😂
That's not even the weirdest thing you'll see there lol.
@@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 can confirm and I'm not even from NYC lol
@@RJiiFin antifa is very familiar with that
The black lady was such a good sport
Dude this black lady was an absolute sport. She’s awesome
When that one girl said who’s hunter Biden I burst out laughing
It made me cringe. She didn't smoke da crack but was definitely dumbed down by some institution.
Why
@@derp8575 she's definitely a Democrat I mean its safe to assume if you live in nyc
The Simpsons got me
@@derp8575 Yeah it's cringe how she spoke with such self importance and authority because "muh black vagina" like it gives her credibility or something, and then went on to expose herself as brainwashed and clueless.
Ah, another video from my favourite Vice reporter
at your service
Oh! Not your precious Vice!
She said she retired 🤣
Now the workforce is automated. Gives a whole new meaning to "they took our jobs"! Ladies of the night are having to learn to code
They took arrr jobbss.. 🤣🤣🤣
@@matthewhall7976 goddamn monsta wanted 3.50
Holy cow talk about underrated comment 😍😂😂
Libs on Biden's children: "Really? You actually care about that? So uninteresting."
Libs on Trump's children: "THEY'RE GOING TO START WW3!"
Trump's kids are creepy. Like American Psycho creepy.
Marxist ideological purge. "you're with us or against us".
Smash or pass Eric?
Lol, so true... I mean, personally, when it was just the laptop, and we had zero info, whatever. Just speculation. Bruh, we have video evidence and voice mail. You can't ignore it now
Id def smash on trump's 2 daughters
"There's a show about it."
"THE SIMPSONS"
LMFAO
She was gonna say snowfall I'm pretty sure
@@Bobby-rq5pe lol
"Finish me. Pause. Finish me." Interviewing people while holding the auto blow is all Ryan's and it's perfect *sides combust*
5:51 "Sorry, American Football so soccer" This had me in tears!!!
Old lady who nearly said smash was super nice.
"He was a football player--I mean American football, so soccer" lol
That lady "no thanks i retired" 😂😂
this is why I cant trust the main stream media, they dont ask the real questions like Ryan does.
Exactly
Awesome when he pulls out the autoblow on that poor woman!
That auto-blow working , the entire time, is the highlight of this already legendary video.
Imagine the issues joe biden could have prevented if he just bought hunter that autoblow back in the 1970s.
Imagine the issues we all would have been saved from if Great Grandpa Biden would have had a auto blowjob machine back in the 1940s.
Can the autoblow also smoke crack like the prostitutes Hunter hangs with, if not might not have worked
There's no way Ryan hasn't used that autoblow at this point, from there he's broken the seal so the barrier to increased usage and his inevitable decline into addiction is already in progress. We will remember you as you were king.
"does your mouth connect to wifi" love it. - kassey
I am always amazed about how easy going he is, no shame at all
These ladies would be more likely to smash if they were reminded how much corrupt cash Hunter would drop on them
Would you smash or pass? Asking for me.
@@self2999 opportunities missed with my self instead of me there
@@self2999 smash definitely
In any sort of sane world hunter would be in prison with his dad.
To be fair, in a sane world someone would probably be asking the guy walking around in a park with a blowjob machine asking people if they want to do drugs and sleep with someone a few pointed questions as well
At the very least
With an autoblow?
@@tedhodge4830 they wouldn't need it if they had each other
The black lady was so cool and down to earth, it pains to see you troll her so hard
She knows she's being trolled and thinks it's funny.
Ryan Long: “Hunter or Joe, smash or pass?”
America: “I just want to eat my donut, man.”
To be fair that was a British lady
That was England :)
@@polrish9570 Australian.
To be retired means she must have been a pro at smashing in the past.
Totally!
Glad someone else caught that as well. I bet she was a legend!
Ryan is by far my favourite guy on YT! His ability to keep the questioning up without laughing is a true gift 😂
"I'd have to widen it out for me." LMFAO
TF IS THAT THING IN HIS HAND😭😭😭💀
"he's like a football player"
HOW DID HE NOT LAUGH 🤣
Hunter Biden smash or pass?
"Hunter Biden, really? You actually care about them?"
Smash or pass?
"Omg so uninteresting."
S or P?
"I don't give a shit."
Lmao this guys only been prepared to say one thing when HB's name is brought up, his dialog tree dries up after only a couple canned versions of feigned indignanation are deployed.
My thoughts exactly. NPC unable to respond to novel prompt = error. There is a percentage of people in this country that are extraordinarily adept at regurgitating public narrative and completely incapable of original thought.
Bro was ready to argue about it aswell, while his buddy was just like "Dude just say pass"
If he'd have been there alone, he'd have made a scene 100%
ryan 5:05 "take joe to tea and hunter, take him to V" how does your mind work so quickly on the spot. it's really incredible
That lady at 2:00 is a gem
Ryan: "This one you can connect to the internet" Lady: "Oh, it's wifi" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
"He's a football player. Well.... American football so soccer" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hunter Biden the soccer player 😂 I don't believe she didn't know
I feel really bad for the old lady. The same thing happened with my Social Security, but at least I was able to go back to work.
People talking to a person with an Auto blow on the street is great
"finish me" 😂😂😂😂it turns up the heat
Is there anything more wholesome than Ryan's pure unbridled joy while testing the voice commands
Easily the best ad I’ve ever seen at the end.
> “Pause…finish me…..pause….finish me”.
Hahahahah
The "Smass" is when you do it against your better judgement then deny it to your friends; all while living with the guilt of it all.
Ryan is going hard and Long with this one
Well Hunter definitely knows how to party and he is a fucking legend, also the free crack...
This kills me… give lots of money and crack and see what people do. Nothing about hunter is ‘legend’. Ffs
@@all_your_baser_belong_to_us depends how you define legend, dude does whatever he wants and gets away with it. In that aspect he is a legend
@@all_your_baser_belong_to_us Dude is literally above the law. Smokes crack, bangs hookers, minors, and animals, and does whatever else he wants without any consequences. He IS a legend.
@@all_your_baser_belong_to_us not all legends are good people
He’s an overgrown child. Nothing legendary about it.
Sometimes I think this MUST be scripted, the way you can keep these people talking it's awesome! 😂
I don't always stay for the ad... But when I do it's for the Auto Blow 🤣👍
that sweet old black lady was awesome, probably the most reciprocal stranger you've interviewed so far
Best Sponsor commercial ever 🤣🤣🤣
Pause...finish me XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love that the auto blow is just blowing the whole time you're filming hahahaha
Looool the very end, it has a "finish me" function 😂😂
🤣😂 Never disappointed with how crazy these Random interactions get.
This was such a great video, love the different reactions to the autoblow and great review at the end.
Can we also see a Jordan Peterson Smash or Pass episode like this?
Smash! And I'm a fairly straight guy.
@@normalhuman9260 ah I see you have a dead naming kink
I love JP, but would say pass because I know he is so devoted to his wife.
he and Hunter Biden look so much alike
Incant tell of that machine is a bit or real product. Lol.
I love watching Ryan’s videos, I can watch them all back to back on autoblow..
😂 this got me laughing
The auto blow ad at the end was amazung
I think your man on the street videos are as funny as your sketches, and probably more consistently funny. Just keep ‘em both comin!
Ryan, you forgot to say you are a satisfied user of the product.
"you can't pick both" 🤣🤣
*That auto-blow device!!!!! 😆 I think that just added a turbo-boost to this video!*
I haven't laughed out loud in A WHILE hahaha. Holy shit. My neighbors probably think I'm losing it.
I like the honest girl whose ready to party.
That old black lady was awesome
I love the autoblow being the afterthought to all these convos
"I'd have to widen it out for me" 🤣 ded!!
Only Ryan can get me to watch a 7 minute commercial.
Wow what a tough question according to that one lady. What a great lady playing along. I appreciate you having the Auto Blow just pumping away. Come out to Las Vegas and do some comedy
I love how they don’t even notice the autoblow until he brings it up
3:22 OMG 😂😂😂
Mortal Combat mode : Finish Me
Hard pass !
Hard smash!
The beauty with the the auto blow sponsorship is it also makes a great prop for the videos
"No I retired 🤣🤣🤣"
I like how you slowly like that autoblow drift into view. You know they see it and they're even more confused
Just casually holding an autoblow
She has a hair appointment ! 🤣
Why was the funniest part of this video the ad at the end 😂😂😂
2:37 this guy gives me strong "voted for biden and is embarrassed" vibes lol
LMAO your sponsor 😂
I thought he made a joke prop as part of the gag. Even after seeing him advertise it at the end I m still pretty sure it's a joke prop.
Dude what you do carrying that machine is actually what Slavoj Zizek preaches about lol
Him holding the auto blow puts this bit over the top lmao
Does your mouth have wifi!!! Lmao
Never seen an autoblow machine.
Is it for population control?
Yes
"I'm just trying to eat my donut" Honestly that's fair. I feel that.
This is peak comedy, Ryan thank you
Damn it…come back to STL. I was out of town and missed the show.
The poor girls at the end hahahahaha. He's a soccer player.
dude the ending had me hollerin'
Come to the comedy club here in Reno one day! We would love to have you in Reno!