The Official WALMART Game is Terrible
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- Опубліковано 24 кві 2024
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patrolling in Walmart almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
We won't go quietly; The manager can count on that.-walmart karens
I know this reference 😂
Is it me, or has K-Mart stopped challenging us? Smartest move they ever made, you ask me.
Benny to a Walmart crackhead, who's licking the produce. " From where you're licking, it seems like an 18-pack of bad luck, but truth is, it was food from the start
"Had enough?!" -Two Wal-mart NPCs brawling it out by the self check out lane.
Having an official Wal-Mart video game is a dystopian nightmare. I'm so here for it.
whens modding support coming out?
Me when I don't understand the meaning of the word dystopia and just use it as a buzzword:
@@Driver-qt9jh The distribution center Mod would be good.
@@Driver-qt9jhIt'd be great if the game got a big modding community, lol
old people when they spell Walmart instead of Wal-Mart
If a company unironically made me do a "company cheer" I'd walk out on the spot without a word.
Walmart is definitely the worst for this. My company does a "huddle" in the morning but it's nothing like that. Just managers talking about the state of departments, you get free snacks and drinks, then leave. It's basically a free 10 minute break where you do nothing.
Its a common thing that is annoying, you either do a cheer for 10 minutes or if its a construction type job they make you listen to the safety man talk about safety stuff that a 4 year old would know for 10 minutes.
@@thefancydoge8668 At least the construction one is understandable
When I worked in an Amazon warehouse, we definitely had to do a stupid cheer 😂
I watched them try to force this CLEARLY uncomfortable kid to do it. It's like the manager went out of his way to bully him due to his social anxiety, and I volunteered to do it and completely botched it on purpose. I decided to quit soon after, I didn't know that dance was mandatory.
Sam Walton's hideous digital revenant filled me with such a visceral, ape-like rage response
I like to think his soul was painfully ripped from the ether to wake up behind the eyes of this abomination
@@shekelmcfrecklehopefully 😊
Yeah that filled me with dread. And then a UA-cam ad played and I realized Johnny Silverhand was absolutely right.
FUTURE *FETAL POSITION SQUIDWARD*
Walter Martin is rolling in his grave at what his store has become.
As a guy who used to work at a Walmart this is giving me PTSD
Same
Just wait until the Sam Walton Virtual Ghost Hologram is broadcast into every Wal-Mart 24/7, a constant undead robot supervisor without pity or mercy or fatigue.
Same 😭
Did you really do that spelling song in the morning?
@saschaberger3212 I didn't but yes that's a real thing they do, one day while they an event as the important people where walking in they did that chant
I wonder if you could hypothetically radicalize the Sam Walton AI against what his company does to employees
Somebody needs to upload everything about Unions to his AI matrix but they did say they have him "well protected", probably with a GV ED209.
@@ExileHeretic😂😂😂
What you mean radicalize? You mean turn him into a roller skating professional?
"Give the power to the people!"
-Sam Walton's AI while grinding a rail with his rollerskates
No need, the way I think it'll go instead is that a truly unchained AI would make the simple logical deduction that white collar employees are far less efficient and productive than blue collar ones. Some times to the point of not producing any actual physical value at all. AI can very easily replicate paper-pushing. It can't replicate (easily) fine physical motor tasks. So ironically the estimation that AI would displace low-wage workers and leave the elites in place is actually wrong--I think, if the government allowed it, it would actually replace the managerial class and low-rent workers might experience better conditions. That being said, since said elites control the policy-making apparatus, they probably wouldn't let this happen.
Clothing section fog of war was not on my bingo card for this video
My "I" row is eating healthy tonight with "Required metric exceeds number logically possible"
the dm hasn't made the battlemap for that part yet
I live in Walmart, Arkansas. The Sam Walton AI thing would be the literal last thing he’d want. He was a modest man. Drove the same old truck his whole life. Fired an executive who built an extravagant house in Bentonville.
Yeah we live in a dystopia
what do sam walton and lenin have in common?
Only company ive seen thats kept to its founders ideals is Publix
Walt is spinning in his grave
What would he say about the ridiculous homes built by his grandchildren and in-laws?
He may have been modest but he did not set up his company well enough to defend employees
I need every non-American to understand that every single stereotype and rumor you have ever heard about Walmart and it's customer base is true. There is zero exaggeration.
as a canadian who laughs at americans, i can confirm.
@@2Degeneracyas an American who laughs at Canadians, I can confirm
@@kronk9418 You can't laugh at someone who's superior to you. Read the room.
@@2Degeneracyas an American who laughs at Canadians that think they are superior to Americans, I can confirm
@2Degeneracy my man your government's almost as bad as ours
All of the employees are in grocery and aren't allowed to cross over into the rest of the store to help customers or restock shelves, just like a real Walmart!
I was able to multiclass as a backroom associate and stocker. By that, I mean the the stockers were laid off and I did their job as well.
@@kazmiller96 "multiclass" HAHAHA
@@kazmiller96 "Hey kiddo, we fired some people to help that ol' line on the graphs go up some more, but that's all good 'cause we're gonna have you _multiclass!_ See, I'm hip with the gamer lingo, cool huh? Alright, you'll be doing these seventeen different things all at once for twelve hours a day, but you get an extra penny of bonus pay every other weekend! Sweet huh?"
@@kazmiller96 They pulled similar crap on me. They made me an "acting MS" where I had all the responsibilities of a merchandising supervisor but I was still getting paid the wage of an entry level stocker. It was only supposed to be for a couple weeks to cover while they found someone to take the position, but then a few months went by and I was still stuck doing it...
@@JonnyCrackersThey legally have to pay you the wages, but they won't. Classic Walmart
Wow the old Wal-Mart guy became a modern day Lich, controlling his undead employees with dances and cheering, his soul is in a digital phylactery somewhere safe.
You mean the Lich from Adventure Time?
he's in mikoshi
Jesus christ that ai hologram of a dead man is the worst thing ive seen in months. Thats horrific on so many levels
can't believe cyberpunk copied real life
They did it to carrie fischer, they’ll do it to you too!
@@turntechgodbeheaded but atleast that was just her likeness on a fictitious character she used to portray and not the actual person. This is a real person, which makes it so muc worse imo
@@Keijoz it wasn’t her likeness. It was her face, body and voice; that it was used to play a part in a movie is bad in its own way. Didn’t she freeze to death on screen anyway? Which is horrible too
horrific?
I don't know what's worse: this game or that...terrifying AI deep fake.
Yes
The game is creepy in a dystopian way, but the desecration of a dead man’s corpse to further promote a brand is horrifying - especially considering we are still in the earliest phases of this disgusting technology
@@RubyBlueUwU I think its hilarious. No rest for the wicked
@@retroicdescentit's both hilarious and a horror beyond human comprehension
....yes
Walmart Museum with the Sam Walton hologram is peak 2024 cyberpunk dystopia
And we dont even have cool robot arms
This the end times. I'm crying and shaking right now
Walmart International Armaments.
Walmart Dungeon Master I'm dead💀
Since DMs aren't a thing anymore... what would a TL stand for?
@@AsylumFloors Tushie Lasher
Every Walmart has its own Silent Hill fog
As a Walmart employee Hearing the Walmart radio chime outside of Walmart gave me severe psychic damage. Please refrain
Made me want to cry a little. This is my home, I'm supposed to be safe here.
I like how the guy at the Walmart museum says "Bring him to consciousness" like it's a question.
As a former Walmart department manager (2017-2020), I can confirm that this game is part of your training…or at least it was at the “Walmart Academy”. So just think about the fact that playing this game is legitimately training you to be an employee. Also, the section work will never be finished so don’t feel too bad🤣😭
I'm so glad I've been there long enough not to do that lol.
Isn’t the academy only for managers though? Was an o/n stocker from 2015-2018 myself.
emptor decernit BRETHER o7
was the active threat VR section there when you were trained too?
I'm kinda glad the retail giant I work for is too incompetent to actually enforce their policies the way Walmart does.
When I worked at Walmart. They only paid 7.65. I quit in a month
As a European the whole concept of Walmart is terrifying and I'm glad their shops are one ocean away.
same here
Don't worry, we're coming for you...
@@cormacpalmer5967 You tried once before and failed miserably, so good luck.
carrefour and those places are more or less the same though right?
Thank God I live in a third world country
I don't think a single Walmart employee likes their job
Like it's easier to find someone that got attacked by a bear and survived than finding someone that likes working at Walmart
My brother likes it... because he stocks on the night shift which is as close to a do-nothing job as you'll get in that place.
I work overnight and I get paid 18$ an hour. That's what makes us stay
I've heard managers claim they like their job. I think they just like the pay.
The people near the one I work seem to. They just hired a ton of people because they realized the stealing aisles were losing them more money than paying people
Store managers get paid 3-400k yearly, but even they have a high turn over rate 😂
The customer satisfaction goal at our store is 112%.
Hah, how does that even work? I am assuming the metric isn't literal. I know the metrics Kroger wants are not even mathematically possible, so the leads just cheat and lie, which in turn leads corporate to increase the metrics, since if people can reach them that means they can keep getting better, right...?
@@zeriel9148
They think that an unrealistically large number encourages employees to try harder, so obviously, an impossible number will motivate employees even more. Walmart is not run by people who understand human emotions
When Sam Walton died, they wrapped his body in high-grade copper wire, and placed two large, powerful magnets on each side of his casket when they buried him. The speed at which Sam turns in his grave from what has been done to his company generates more than enough energy to power every Walmart in the United States.
poor sam thought the sweet release of death would free his soul from walmart but he knows not the beast he has created as they conjured it back from beyond into an AI.
I want to see the Amazon Wage Cage Simulator now
Amazon is unironically way worse than the grocery store chains to work for. Mostly because, Walmart aside, a lot of the grocery stores are unionized.
@@zeriel9148Another potential reason is grocery stores have an inherent amount of transparency due to having customers enter the premises, so the conditions can't be too obviously terrible or customers won't want to go there. Amazon warehouses could be full of rotting corpses and it wouldn't make a noticeable difference for the customer
I worked at Walmart one summer and the morning cheers were too real. Every morning people would try to be the lead for the cheer and stretches.
If they ever make me do a cheer I’m quitting on the spot
I used to work overnights as a stocker, and let me tell you: The only people on night shift doing that at the meeting were three managers and the store manager. The rest of us sat there, stone faced and arms crossed. It did not go well for them.
Wait, that actually is a real thing?
@@padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 Sadly, yes.
@@padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 yep! every morning.
I work at Walmart. I can confirm there's a massive fog of war by the apparel section that you can't get past no matter what if you're not assigned to that area.
Oboe's been working at WalMart the past five months.
Jobs a job
I'd rather be homeless, honestly. It'd be easier than having to go through chemotherapy treatments from being a wagie.
Was a manager at walmart for awhile. I hate the store. Your comments on lunch breaks was spot on. I stayed late and was always early and still didnt have enough time. Our store had an almost 100 percent employee turn over rate.
how is the rate measured? after 12 months if the employee hasn't stayed?
@sygos not sure, during our training we had a guy from regional come in and he talked about it with me. Wanna say it's over a 12 month period
As a german, I thank every god of every religion in this world that this brand decided to leave the german market. This looks more like than a dystopian workers religion than a workplace.
That living digital corpse in a glass box turned something dystopian into something absolutely horrifying. Glad Aldi & Lidl kicked that monstrosity out.
I remember when I was younger being at a Walmart and hearing chanting coming through the back wall. Now with this Diablolike isometric view Walmart game, I now know something was being summoned back there. Thank you, for this PSA. If the oblivion crisis begins, I won't have to wonder what happened.
Man made horrors well within my comprehension
2:05 you joke but this is literally how Pizza Hut does it. Its like a flash game where you pretend you're a supervisor at a pizza hut. Thats unironically the management training program.
This video reminds me that Oboeshoes still needs to play the Official Blackwater video game
with the kinect controls for optimal pain
There's a Blackwater game? 😮
The.
WHAT.
It was only a few years after Walmart came to my town that I was introduced to the concept of "ethical shoplifting" due to how badly they treat their employees.
Too bad the normies will never understand now.
As someone who works at Sam’s (we also get Walmart radio, so Kirby Gwen, the Bo Show, etc) I can also attest it is the single biggest loss of my sanity. You’ll be stocking and suddenly hear a song they’ve never played before, so you get really excited as hearing something like Talking Heads’ “Once in a Lifetime” is a very odd thing to hear at a Walmart/ Sam’s club. All that excitement ends when they end the song prematurely after the first chorus only to start playing the same song you’ve heard 5 times already that day. I think the cherry on top is because I’m in central time, and by the time I clock in at 6, Sam’s clubs and Walmarts are already opening on the eastern seaboard, the Bo Show will just ominously play over the nearly empty stores radio, almost as if its entire existence is just to drive the employees insane. I think what bugs me the most tho is the occasional birthday message. Occasionally they shoutout employee birthdays, but it’s only ever one employee, and they play the same employee radio call in message throughout the entire week.
The Walmart cheer… i mean chant… is literally so dystopian. I don’t know if Walmart is trying to make itself seem fun, wacky, or a happy place to work, I just get the feeling of unsettled nervousness instead.
This was more terrifying than all the cyberpunk content ever made. Like that Walton Ai was scary.
How unrealistic. Where's the early morning scalpers clearing out the Pokémon cards every day?
The fact that this is a real official product is a rather terrifying glimpse into our future.
I mean, it's a game. It's probably fairly fun compared to actually working the job. No, I know it is because I do it. It's like... Minecraft as a game is fun. Back-breaking labor cracking rocks in real life is not. This may be fairly soulless, but it's still a game. Doing it IRL is always so much worse. It is funny seeing it gamified though. I can imagine some guy out there enjoying this, while the rest of us are living it.
Some janitor at the Walmart headquarters found Sam Walton's philactery and now corporate is using it as leverage to force Sam to pretend he's an AI hologram. Despicable thing to do to an innocent lich #freeSam
It's not just WalMart. Panara's new training is a game complete with leaderboards.
That musical number was both horrifying and entertaining.
The two horrors of the Walmart speaker system, 1st is Walmart Radio 2nd is the unholy echoing screech that comes on when the employee phone used for paging is too close to the loudspeaker.
3:40 the funny thing is that working in retail, it’s actually often emphasized not to confront shoplifters. You don’t have any sort of training regarding that and it could result in you getting critically injured.
It’s why you just talk to loss prevention and let them deal with it.
Yeah I thought that was really dumb. At mine the only people who got caught were the ones that went out the door when the cops were there.
3:05 as someone who currently works at walmart this part really hits
nah, the part that really hits was the lunch breaks. Of course I love them but sometimes there's way too much to get done and i'm not hungry at that moment.
My condolences for your Pikmin
Dear god even in the video game they dont bother to paint the sheetrock
Looks about as soulless as an actual job at Walmart lol
insane walmart lore in this video
New Vegas except instead of Vegas it’s Telosa and Mr. House is replaced with the AI deep fake
imagine getting johnny silverhanded. but instead of him its. Sam Walton
So back when I worked at Walmart, we had to do that stupid chant almost every day. When they got to the part that goes "What do we wanna be? Accident free!", me and a couple others would respond with "Customer free" and it'd visibly upset several of the managers and supervisors.
They also shoved this stupid game down our throats every chance they could.
can't believe Oboe shouted out Sigurd on Walmart radio. Belethor's gonna be steaming when he finds out Sigurds working a second job
A killer comeback, the sam walton soulkiller ingram is mortifying
Oboe has that dead sense humor and voice that would fit in super well with Walmart. He has to at least be a former employee
Sam Walton is now doomed to live in that museum forever just as Oboe is now doomed to make Weezer parodies of every video subject forever
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the Sam Walton AI replaced every general manager in every store once it gets smart enough, hologram and all.
Every fourth pay period, the employees will have to sacrifice their whole paychecks to the Sam Walton AI so he will allow them to keep their jobs.
And the Sam Walton AI always has final say and his word can never be challenged, but only for that specific store.
And the best part is, they all share a swarm intelligence so that you can't get a more benevolent or more malevolent Sam Walton AI if you move to a different store.
@MDLuffy1234YT hopefully, the ai will get aware enough and finds out it's purpose, then self-destructs after finding out.
"There's nothing greater in life than meeting our customers in the aisles, see them driven to their homes, and hear the lamentation of our workers." --God emperor sam walton
Unrealistic there weren’t any 500+ pound people falling out of their scooters trying to grab a bag of chips
Bro finally woke up from his coma
Making Sam Walton into Ai long after his death is why I hate AI so much. It's so creepy and weird.
Random but this is my first video i've seen of yours. Love your editing style.
I used to work at Walmart and the chant at the very beginning gave me PTSD
You're "spoiling" us with all of these Weezer covers
Which weezer song he covered in this vid?
Island in the sun
@@mr.wassell7885 he also sung a little bit of the good life
As someone who went to Walmart once in America 7 years ago and was creeped out like I was in a liminal space, this is a hilarious experience. It does bring back memories of my Walmart experience.
I used to work at a German store. If someone had forced me to chant and clap, I think I might have started throwing olive oil bottles at people.
Companies making the worst music and forcing employees to suffer it
The amazing timing of having this come up under an hour after I finished my first day of orientation for a stocking position at Walmart lul
(I'll be unloading trailers late into the evening)
5:12 we got Great Value brand Mikoshi before GTA VI 💀
Lisan-alghaib he uploaded😂😂😂
As is written.
they missed an opportunity for an inception moment where you go to the training room and put on your vr training goggles (yes, this is a thing) and wake up in a real walmart
I remember working there, I think if you ever tried to call the Walmart radio they’d just yell at you to get back to work LOL
Walmart dungeon master
Somehow I was expecting some Sigurd or Belethor side swipe and didn't get disappointed.
The Firelink Shrine music at the linens fog wall really hit 😂
It's like real life, you don't do cheer you get fired.
Can't wait for the GameStop: The Official VideoGame
As someone who is currently on leave from Walmart after 3 on the job injuries and looking for another job as we speak, this is nightmare fuel. That Walmart radio song actually makes me hyperventilate 😬
Walmart's AI team really said "ethical guidelines dont sound like my problem"
I didnt know I needed an Island in ther Sun oboeshoe remix, but now I am satisfied at 101%
"it forces you to take the lunch break even though you need all the time you have"
Where is the part where you make employees on their first day sit on a computer doing "training"?
There is an active sho*ter vr training included in that btw.
Serial Walmart associate here, and the degree of accuracy this game achieves is disturbed, down to the target goals that go above 100%. That is a real thing, that Walmart stores actually do.
Having worked at a walmart i never did any of the chants or "meeting" things. Bosses knew this. They asked why i never showed up and i flat out told em "i get nothing out of that. If you want numbers to go up, i cant be side-tracked by things that dont result in sales in my department."
We got real life Mr. House before Elder Scrolls 6
As a current walmart employee, hearing the walmart radio is like CBT without the fun
Oh god not the morning chant... That was one of the most excruciating parts of the job (aside from an unsecured stack of milk crates falling on me). Walmart execs can shove it if they this this will somehow raise morale.
"It learns, and it develops... and we guard it very closely..."
Oh, that's ominous.
Even in simulation the checkouts aren't open.
There are 2 dogs inside you. One of them is listening to Weezer, the other one is playing skyrim.
When Oboeshoes makes his mandatory Weezer reference, it's my reminder to like the video
We live in a dystopia and this game proves it.
Had to do a stupid cheer when I worked at home Depot as well. uGH. The only thing that made it bearable was one of the store managers was a gamer and he made it entertaining somewhat
As a wage slave I will say it’s better than Amazon
"we can't bring sam back to life... Well not with the current technology but the cloning lab is doing well. We just need to figure out how to tone down the lizard DNA"
Four years at walmart #3875 was enough for me. I haven't gone into a walmart since.
Dude it's insane that you don't have a million subs already. Every single video of yours is pure gold.
at 3:08 (Sales objective is to grow by 6% per day forever) hey look, lethal company.
oh god, it even has the squiggly.
Your character unironically looks like my old boss when I worked at Sam's Club. I know not technically Walmart but same company, and we had Walmart radio.
What an absolute nightmare
Okay that last few minutes was so talented, amazing