Playing Every Game YouTube Advertises to Me - Part 2

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  • @EngineerOfChaos
    @EngineerOfChaos 8 місяців тому +1704

    Back in my day, Evony was advertised in website banner ads using real women in lingerie saying they are waiting for you.

    • @fatrobin72
      @fatrobin72 8 місяців тому +134

      Evony has been around for quite some time... I think back then it was just the mediocre base builder

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 8 місяців тому

      "You deserve an orgy today"
      Yeah I am that old

    • @alexx123ify
      @alexx123ify 8 місяців тому +94

      Yeah fr, their ads were just porn

    • @Simipourfangirl
      @Simipourfangirl 8 місяців тому +59

      I remember seeing that ad. I also got one from Nikki goddess or something like that. The ad had one of the characters riding a giant bullet while she was barely wearing anything. I reported that ad and the next ad got me angry due to the timing. Either the company knew about the complaints against it and changed it or something else but the new ad had the characters chest covered with their logo. And now I keep seeing that ad but since she's "censored" they don't see anything wrong with it.
      Same with idle tower or what ever it was. It had a giant woman spreading her legs and a giant number is censoring it.
      But tell me, am I the only one able to see the topic for ads? Like what their products are under? Because I've been getting a lot of NSFW ads here lately but they are advertised as make-up products....

    • @Dragonoid269
      @Dragonoid269 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Simipourfangirl NSFW adds on youtube? Haven't seen those types of adds here from what I recall. Google does like to personalize your adds though, so they could be targeting you for some weird reason. The main add I see is on youtube is afk journey.

  • @stoogemoedude
    @stoogemoedude 8 місяців тому +637

    You forgot the best part of evony: the mystery puzzle was only added because law forced them to put elements in their ads into their games. Its amazing

    • @Sylvan.Valley
      @Sylvan.Valley 7 місяців тому +62

      same thing happened with Gardenscapes and Homescapes lol

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 7 місяців тому +46

      I was about to comment how suprised I was these games actually have the advertised content in them.
      Now I know why lol

  • @Motoviac
    @Motoviac 8 місяців тому +862

    .99 cent Evony bundle was the deal of a lifetime

    • @olegezic4209
      @olegezic4209 8 місяців тому +43

      YOU WILL BE LOSING MONEY IF YOU DONT BUY IT 😂😂😂😂

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому

      @@olegezic4209 The Order of Ezic rises

    • @eintyp4389
      @eintyp4389 7 місяців тому +37

      @@olegezic4209 Thats why inflation is so high right now. If only people wouldh understand that they save 80000% we wouldh not be in this mess in the first place. To bad it was a "ONCE IN A LIFETIME" deal...

    • @olegezic4209
      @olegezic4209 7 місяців тому +2

      @@eintyp4389 true

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 8 місяців тому +1071

    I hope your brain eventually makes a full recovery after being subjected to these games.

    • @subtoadp2
      @subtoadp2 8 місяців тому +2

      Pog

    • @LazyComplicator22
      @LazyComplicator22 7 місяців тому +4

      UA-cam recommending the most brain dead games possible.

    • @DavidGravesExists
      @DavidGravesExists 7 місяців тому

      * A recovery
      (nods to Chubbyemu)

    • @heloapako
      @heloapako 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@LazyComplicator22hydroner is good tho

  • @applemauzel
    @applemauzel 8 місяців тому +524

    11:13 I knew it, people speak Portuguese and not Polish in Poland.

    • @sangwiny4440
      @sangwiny4440 7 місяців тому +27

      Portugal is an Eastern European country after all.

    • @andyb281
      @andyb281 7 місяців тому +6

      kurõa

    • @umacorcolorida6694
      @umacorcolorida6694 7 місяців тому +20

      As a native brazilian, who had readed some articles in polish, I can assure that polish and portuguese are the same

    • @matix676
      @matix676 6 місяців тому

      I confirm

  • @polymphus
    @polymphus 8 місяців тому +692

    So Evony's ads are *infamous*, about ten years ago they were spamming them everywhere and it was all scantily-clad women saying "come play my lord" - it was so infamous other games started making fun of it in their ads. Interesting that they never stopped with terrible clickbait ads that don't represent the game, they just changed them to fit the format that's working these days.

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +18

      I remember too! Yeah, it used to be a questionable browser game I think

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 8 місяців тому +29

      GaiaOnline is more than likely a spot where I saw way too many of these ads. I'm just mindfucked that they lived long enough to hit the mobile market, since I was seeing those ads on desktop for the longest time like "Okay even I'm not too stupid horny enough to click on THAT."

    • @Ihavekidsinmybasememt
      @Ihavekidsinmybasememt 8 місяців тому

      These days, their ads have devolved into putting an ai pic on screen for 30 secs

    • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
      @HaganeNoGijutsushi 7 місяців тому +13

      OK, wait, so you're saying that horribly unfinished shit has been around for over TEN YEARS?

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 7 місяців тому +3

      Another fun fact is that this type of game has so many clones made the same company as evony. They all just have a different paint (supernatural/high fantasy/steampunk... you get the gist). Worst of all is that you are basically forced to pay for a city protection shield so that you won't get raided by high-level player, who pray on newbs who went through the game's early beginner phase, meaning their free city shield will evaporate. Basically every time you log in your kingdom you'll will see it burned and plundered for resources that took ages to collect ingame. You start from zero again and again and again. It's another really shitty incentive to make people spend money. The game has basically a protection racket going on to protect you from overpowered whale players. People who still keep playing after that and keep paying are nuts and are probably super masochist.

  • @samuelblack4792
    @samuelblack4792 5 місяців тому +80

    your knights marching out of your base at the speed of molasses only for you to scroll their route for a full minute was the funniest crap i've seen in a while

  • @club1208
    @club1208 8 місяців тому +323

    Very funny that I got an ad for AFK journey right before the video, it's everywhere lately

    • @DRmastermurder666
      @DRmastermurder666 8 місяців тому +6

      I got an ad for it at the end of the video haha

    • @Wroar2020s
      @Wroar2020s 8 місяців тому +12

      Honestly, there is this one ad from afk journey called: "Echoes of Devastation" where the girl and the man fight for the gods or something idk and we get to see that they used to be childhood friends.. that kinda reminds me of that one scene from nimona where she was once friends with Gloreth.. Only to be ruined due to...
      Well...
      (If you watched that scene from nimona and watched that ad from afk journey. Then you would understand on what I'm talking about)

    • @matthewbraith0411
      @matthewbraith0411 8 місяців тому

      @@Wroar2020s Every time I hear that girl it makes me want to sacrifice her to a god :)

  • @DKannji
    @DKannji 8 місяців тому +397

    Hydroneer has some very undeniable jank, but I like it. Especially after you've set up your first automation.
    Also, whomever told you to sell products isn't really being helpful.
    Selling bars that you produce is the best way of getting money, and you'll want to buy a pickaxe as soon as possible so you can reach the bottom and must valuable patch of dirt.
    You get heavier resources the lower the dirt you've excavated is.

    • @neilyoung5851
      @neilyoung5851 8 місяців тому +107

      Yeah, I think Hydroneer is an odd one for this video. Its not a mobile game looking to hook you into micro-transactions at every turn, like most of the others. Its a niche game for people who like to build machines. I'm surprised they advertise on UA-cam.

    • @DKannji
      @DKannji 8 місяців тому

      ​@@neilyoung5851 They have to advertise somewhere, but it's definitely strange to see it amid the terrible storefronts macerating as games.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 8 місяців тому +41

      I know hydroneer exclusively from Let's Game It Out but it looks cool

    • @trevorhaddox6884
      @trevorhaddox6884 8 місяців тому +76

      Yeah, a real indie game, one I actually like, getting only a 4 when crappy mobile RPGs get 4.5 - 5 is kinda insulting. It's supposed to be a bit silly of a factory game with item piles and whatnot. No idea what caused the lag, but worse stuff happens in AAA games, let alone small indie titles. I didn't even know they could afford ads, let alone have them.

    • @467lachlan
      @467lachlan 8 місяців тому +16

      i was playing Hydroneer while i put this on to listen to in the background lol threw me off for a moment

  • @scripzesbaab6277
    @scripzesbaab6277 7 місяців тому +155

    That Markiplier AFK Journey Advertisement has been haunting my dreams.

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 7 місяців тому +11

      why the hell he ever worked with them is beyond me (unless he didn't and they stole his likeness which wouldn't surprise me lmao)
      wait, I might be thinking of a different game, there's too many weirdly similar AFK games
      edit: i think I'm thinking of AFK Arena...why is markiplier associated with TWO resoundingly mid games now lmao

    • @Super_XCVI
      @Super_XCVI 7 місяців тому +13

      One could say that he's DESPERATELY begging you...

    • @memnosyne
      @memnosyne 7 місяців тому

      @@spicysalad3013afk arena and journey are fun games though…

    • @TheShut1
      @TheShut1 6 місяців тому +17

      @@spicysalad3013 In both cases: money. You think he funds his projects from sheer enthusiasm?

  • @ewarwoowar9938
    @ewarwoowar9938 8 місяців тому +62

    I love the AFK Kingdom ad where the guy is making no effort to hide the fact he's reading from a script that's sitting to his right lol.

  • @Dootium
    @Dootium 8 місяців тому +101

    Evony is ANCIENT. I remember them having the sketchy banner ads in the late 2000's.

  • @lordoflore3202
    @lordoflore3202 8 місяців тому +167

    I'll admit it, I enjoy afk journey. I've played it about a month now, just finished the main story, and I'm probably 2 or 3 days from getting level cap.
    On the "getting a lot of legendaries" thing, it becomes less of a problem when you consider legendary is the third lowest rank out of eight, and you increase the power of your heroes by combining copies:
    Epic>epic+>legendary>+>mythic>+>supreme>supreme +
    Each character unlocks an ability at each of the "+" ranks and after reaching supreme they get an upgradable "unique weapon"
    Like you noticed, they throw out free pulls and level up mats like candy. A lot of different events and daily tasks give a trickle of resources needed to buy specific heroes from the in-game shops.
    And probably what is most interesting to me: when I reach level cap I'll be able to enter the first "season" that started a few days ago. From what I hear, you go to a different continent with a new world map, level reset (keep rarity) and a bunch more rewards.
    All in all, it does a really good job of "making number go up" without it feeling soulless, irrelevant, or specifically cash-grabby. Not to say it's not filled with a lot of the usual suspects of monetization, but they don't have a lot of the worst ones. F2p is fully playable, with no quality of life features locked behind a pay wall or members only zones. You'll progress slower than someone with the $10 subscription and you'll never reach the heights of the whales, but you can still enjoy the full game for free.

    • @raimuu14
      @raimuu14 8 місяців тому +13

      the level reset isn't actually a reset, but another level bar basically. Your normal resonance level stats still apply but season levels impact stats WAY more than normal levels, so it's still like a soft reset. I've been playing for a bit longer, and being one of the weakest players in my guild is quite painful. (Kinda my fault I happened to get into the server's #2 guild with over half of them having spent some amount of money but ehh, them's the breaks)

    • @R1ver7th
      @R1ver7th 7 місяців тому +2

      I love this game, but I'm still a little unsure about the season system. having all my progress erased after 90 days seems weird to me. I think the f2p limited cosmetics might make up for it, but idk yet

    • @memnosyne
      @memnosyne 7 місяців тому

      @@R1ver7thwell if they reset the progres, the game wont end up with people having level 3k in 2 months so resets make sense to me

    • @R1ver7th
      @R1ver7th 7 місяців тому

      @@memnosyne no there'd like season progress you make, which gets reset and replaced with new season progress, which whales can do much quicker than f2p. it widens the gap instead of closing or

    • @tofuuwu7352
      @tofuuwu7352 6 місяців тому +1

      Honestly, if the game has 'afk" in the name, I consider it bad
      And these kinds of comments make me think that the game is actually a p2w so...

  • @oedipamaas2067
    @oedipamaas2067 8 місяців тому +110

    my condolences regarding your sister

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 місяців тому

      ???

    • @sebastiann.8088
      @sebastiann.8088 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Ten_Thousand_Locustswatch the video

    • @EvolvedShrimp
      @EvolvedShrimp 4 місяці тому

      Did you skip the video? Dude's Suster Died for some reason​@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

    • @EvolvedShrimp
      @EvolvedShrimp 4 місяці тому

      ​Did you skip the video? Dude's Sister Died for some reason​@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts

  • @nonAehT
    @nonAehT 8 місяців тому +113

    that Hydroneer wound up in this video kinda suprised me, considering there is a sort of "lets play/break" series by the channel "Let's Game it Out" (5.6 mio subs) about it on youtube. It suprised me they fell in through the same filter as Evony lol

    • @T-1001
      @T-1001 6 місяців тому +7

      Yeah I was surprised by that. Doesn't really seem to fit in with the other games.

  • @raimuu14
    @raimuu14 8 місяців тому +130

    Watcher of Realms is literally just an Arknights clone without the artstyle or the futuristic theme. The gameplay is pretty much identical...

    • @ANGST.ARGENTINA
      @ANGST.ARGENTINA 8 місяців тому +16

      What do you meaaaaan...! It's a neo "from the future" avantgarde Tactical RPG!

    • @ameri7260
      @ameri7260 7 місяців тому +2

      my thoughts the same

    • @JB-pu3oj
      @JB-pu3oj 7 місяців тому +4

      Arknights is a pretty good gatcha game though, really enjoyed it for some time!

    • @vgrunner5759
      @vgrunner5759 6 місяців тому +5

      except Arknights isn't a "place unit, and watch" kind of game. almost every character has 1 skill you can activate, and 1-3 of them that you can pick from before the battle begins. giving way more engagement that way i saw there.

    • @raimuu14
      @raimuu14 6 місяців тому

      @@vgrunner5759 oh... I didn't know WoR was that barebones, thought suuuurely there'd be some kinda skill mechanic. My condolences to anyone who had the misfortune to get hooked by the worse game.

  • @Yoshilisk
    @Yoshilisk 8 місяців тому +49

    i played AFK arena for a while and its biggest pull for me was definitely the art (and, after i got into it, the story tidbits you find in character bios and such. i especially liked lucretia's story). if i remember right, once you get out of the opening hours, progression winds up being a lot more based on pulling duplicates of your heroes so you can upgrade them to higher rarities--which is why it's so easy to get legendaries. i assume AFK journey is similar on that

    • @rmiki96
      @rmiki96 8 місяців тому +7

      Same tbh, installed AFK Arena for the art and story, stayed for bone daddy Ainz and Prince of Persia lmao

    • @domie1420
      @domie1420 8 місяців тому

      You guys are clowns lol

    • @elijahnageli3202
      @elijahnageli3202 7 місяців тому +11

      @@domie1420 it's just cookie clicker bruh, chill. i haven't spent a dime and i just log in for a few battles a day even though it's garbage. friend wanted me to get into it and idunno man it's fun sometimes, i like trying to upgrade my shit without spending money like the whales

    • @Wroar2020s
      @Wroar2020s 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@domie1420 "you guys are clowns" ☝️🤓

  • @eclipsenova9895
    @eclipsenova9895 8 місяців тому +45

    I'm honestly surprised that he hasn't got a single HSR ad

    • @chesspiece4257
      @chesspiece4257 7 місяців тому +18

      especially if he downloaded genshin impact

    • @meepswag35
      @meepswag35 7 місяців тому +18

      Maybe he’ll get a wuthering waves ad as well?

    • @Xenephos
      @Xenephos 5 місяців тому +3

      Zenless Zone Zero won’t leave me alone

  • @LocalSlasher
    @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +55

    7:03 Pleasantly surprised at the unironic use of fortnight in a sentence

  • @Tepid24
    @Tepid24 8 місяців тому +32

    This unlocked a core memory of 12-year-old me playing those browser games where you endlessly upgrade individual buildings, produce units, then go into an overworld to send out raids that take hours to reach their target. I *think*(?) Die Stämme (Tribal Wars) kinda popularized that genre in the early 2000s . I have semi-fond memories of some of them. Ogame is the only one I remember the name of, which was a space-based one and I also remember one where you had a dragon hero unit to accompany your army and hang out in your castle that you'd have to feed and level up.

    • @kingkoksi80
      @kingkoksi80 6 місяців тому +2

      OGame had peak gameplay compared to all the clones of Die Stämme.
      I believe it was the gateway game for many pre-teens to become a real gamer.

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 6 місяців тому

      That's what i was thinking!
      I remember evony ads on the side when i was playing tribe wars and thought it was a similar game, but never actually checked it out.
      Didnt know it was actually just trash

  • @TheCyanScreen
    @TheCyanScreen 8 місяців тому +55

    Just finished the first one. Very considerate, CB!

    • @Command_B
      @Command_B  8 місяців тому +5

      I do what I can :)

  • @Hatypus
    @Hatypus 8 місяців тому +155

    Ah yes, Sappho, the general.
    Sappho, famous poet and origin of the word Sapphic. A general.
    Person who probably never saw a battle. A general.
    She doesn't exactly look Greek either. Very pale skinned and platinum blonde.

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +33

      Poet, general, potato, potata. Same diff.
      And didn't you know that ancient Greece and Rome were 100% white? Have you never seen their statues? Geez, get a load of this guy...
      Sike

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@LocalSlasher I read somewhere that marble statues used to be painted colorfully, but also I don't remember _where_ I read it so this might be false

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +18

      @@snakewithapen5489😮‍💨 Yes, I'm very aware of that, and you remember correctly... Check again in some history/archaeology publication. I hoped it would be obvious to anyone that my comment was purely facetious by adding a "sike" at the end.

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 8 місяців тому +5

      Isn't there a famos quote "They should have sent a poet"

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +2

      @@akrybion From the film called 'Contact'. I should get around to watching it, thanks for the reminder

  • @gracejung4070
    @gracejung4070 6 місяців тому +3

    6:56 this bit in Evony w/ the incredibly distant raid make me crack up so much
    "You got that, guys?" - just pure gold

  • @leandroleite5130
    @leandroleite5130 7 місяців тому +15

    24:30 This practice is well known amongst graphic designers. The idea of a "contest" where the winner gets the privileve of being paid for the work he's already done. Like my teacher once said: is it ok if I invite 10 bakers to bake me a wedding cake, and only pay for the one I like? No? Then why is it ok for a client to do the same to us (graphic designers)? It's illegal in some places.

    • @Command_B
      @Command_B  7 місяців тому +7

      Interesting - makes sense. For how much the companies save it isn't surprising to hear the practice is used outside of games

  • @fen6300
    @fen6300 8 місяців тому +65

    Watcher of Realms just tried to be Arknights, except it's much less complex. Arknights had class variety, you chose who to deploy when to deploy them, sometimes you had to switch the units mid fight according on the enemy type, and it was just that much better.

    • @wiseorcainthelake
      @wiseorcainthelake 8 місяців тому +13

      It's arknights catered to the non weeb western audience, which wouldve been fine if they actually pulled all the mechanics, instead they just took the bare minimum and stole some maps and called it a day.

    • @xxxzinkoxxx774
      @xxxzinkoxxx774 8 місяців тому

      Yes! Arknights mentioned! The game also has way more strategic death than whatever this knock off is, and in-depth world building with lots of stories that can be played through at any time for people interested in that

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@wiseorcainthelake you don't have to be a weeb to play a good anime game lol

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia 8 місяців тому +5

      @@iconica9516 it is a turn off for some.

    • @Cyra.43
      @Cyra.43 7 місяців тому

      They both have classes, and arknights isn’t the first tower defence and nor the last. Similar to PtN except for the part some maps leave your ranged units on the path of enemies that needs a tank/frontliner in front/range of them. I’m not a fan of either, but arknight has the gameplay and I don’t mind chibi style but the artstyle they chose in game is a turn off for me.

  • @generalforsythe3944
    @generalforsythe3944 8 місяців тому +16

    Star Rail has been advertised to me so many times and while it's a gacha game, and made by hoyoverse. I've been impressed with it. While an hour of gameplay won't satisfy much and you can easily be distracted by side quests, if you manage to play until you reach Penacony, the story and visuals just ... hit different ig.

    • @SpenzOT
      @SpenzOT 8 місяців тому +2

      Penacony made that game for me. I liked Jarilo VI, but space china was such a huge drag that I stopped playing for a bit because of it. I come back for 2.0 and bam, the craziness of Penacony is exactly what I was hoping for in HSR. Hoyoverse know how to make quality stuff.

    • @generalforsythe3944
      @generalforsythe3944 8 місяців тому +1

      @@SpenzOT The only part of Space China that's nice is being able to say no to Kafka.

    • @startailchu
      @startailchu 6 місяців тому

      I've been waiting for that game since beta and played since release, and still do.. Never missed a login day, even when I also hate that "huh?! What??" part of the China ship story lol.. Too bad, I love Dan Heng... But that part of the story is like being made by a completely different person..
      (I also say no to Kafka)

    • @Lannkitt
      @Lannkitt 6 місяців тому

      Its a gacha game. It belongs in the bin.

    • @generalforsythe3944
      @generalforsythe3944 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Lannkitt It may be a gacha game, but it's got better writing than hollywood.

  • @bluehawaii30
    @bluehawaii30 5 місяців тому +3

    needs a part 3 of this. some games Ive seen a ton of ads around are Whiteout Survival, Zenless Zone Zero, Honkai Star Rail, Game of Thrones Legends, Racing Master, Township, Raid Shadow Legends...

  • @HereticalKitsune
    @HereticalKitsune 8 місяців тому +198

    i wished the whales who keep those mobile games afloat would spent their money on something more productive, so many indie games that could do so much with that kind of money.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 8 місяців тому +18

      Yeah, but an indie game will never get off the ground bloated with microtransactions, so how are they supposed to make their investment dollars back? 🙄

    • @HereticalKitsune
      @HereticalKitsune 8 місяців тому +10

      @@snakewithapen5489 Right, they are not interested in games, they just get suckered in. Damn, whales will be whales.

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +23

      Imagine trying to argue with that kind of person, the enablers and defenders.
      "Let people enjoy what they want"
      "We don't all have time to invest"
      "Sounds like you're poor"
      It's maddening.

    • @narius_jaden215
      @narius_jaden215 7 місяців тому

      An indie game won't charge that much. Whales do buy those games too, man. I buy a lot of indie games. That being said, I also would never fund a single one of these garbage heaps xD.

    • @Verårtu
      @Verårtu 7 місяців тому

      ​@@LocalSlasheraaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhhh

  • @davidcox588
    @davidcox588 8 місяців тому +15

    this series is gold

    • @crash8803
      @crash8803 8 місяців тому +1

      We need Gamers like him who dare to experiment with the saturated market of today mixed/cross platform games.

  • @itsmaxmint
    @itsmaxmint 8 місяців тому +6

    Kingdom Rush 10/10 game. Remember spending hours onto it but it seems it got completely wiped out of my mind, until i was seeing it in your video. Thanks for that! :D

  • @felipedemetrio5533
    @felipedemetrio5533 6 місяців тому +1

    Watching your vids made me remember some brazilian youtubers i used to watch, and it's a pretty good feeling of nostalgia.

  • @heyfell4301
    @heyfell4301 6 місяців тому +5

    Honestly, the best thing to come out of AFK Journey was ironically an AD. The song Edge of the World by Colm McGuinness and Lauren Babic shocked me, I wasn't expecting to listen to actual great music in the midst of so many stupid mobile game ADs, and once I went after the full song it was so good I genuinely got interested in the game just because of that. Didn't take long to figure out it's not my type of game, but still, that's really impressive and that song is forever saved on my playlist, there's real passion in the production of that art piece and it shows.

  • @BloodRedOtter
    @BloodRedOtter 8 місяців тому +248

    Giving Hydroneer (an actual game) a lower score than AFKj and WoR (predatory Skinner boxes).... bruh

    • @trevorhaddox6884
      @trevorhaddox6884 8 місяців тому +88

      Yeah, he should stick to to the crappy mobile games, indie games often cater to their audience. Their audience is not people who even remotely enjoy gatcha games. Also the fact that he just sold his swords to the jewler, instead of a better shop, means he did't actually explore the map.

    • @BloodRedOtter
      @BloodRedOtter 8 місяців тому +35

      @@trevorhaddox6884 to be fair the eastern style gacha games are designed to have all the "good" stuff front loaded (because they have to hook you somehow). So since he was only playing an hour of each I can see how the stock market mechanic in hydroneer was missed.

    • @pheonix6119
      @pheonix6119 8 місяців тому +21

      Yeah. I'm gonna sound shitty here but I unliked the video because of that.
      I have to say I appreciate that maybe B as a UA-cam doesn't like strategy or sim games, but just the context of Hydroneer's existence puts it above the others.
      B is rating these games on his experience and personal perception, but that felt bad.

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia 8 місяців тому +1

      he's right. minecraft and it's clones are so boring

    • @trevorhaddox6884
      @trevorhaddox6884 8 місяців тому +42

      @@MarsofAritia Ah yes, the old ragebait of "every building game is just Minecraft", as if it was somehow the first sandbox game ever (it's not). Bro, Hydroneer isn't even a survival game, at all, you can't even die even stepping directly into lava. It's a factory and economy game. It's closer to Satisfactory, but still different.

  • @brianbrown4513
    @brianbrown4513 8 місяців тому +3

    I've been playing AFK Journey for months, as a f2p player, and it's been a great game, the new season and characters are great, and there's always something new.

  • @AbsoluteMongoloid
    @AbsoluteMongoloid 7 місяців тому +1

    Just came from your last video, and I was curious about AFK Journey, myself. Thanks for putting in the time to play it so that we could all see what these games are like ourselves without subjecting ourselves to them.

  • @Bla_bla_bla939
    @Bla_bla_bla939 8 місяців тому +49

    i gotta say
    i think your hydroneer save just corrupted with the update change

  • @asirithwelzorn5907
    @asirithwelzorn5907 8 місяців тому +42

    I really wonder who that pink haired guy with the 200+ free summons is

    • @DripMoment
      @DripMoment 8 місяців тому +15

      I'm sure you're joking, but for any others who are actually wondering, he's an INSANELY underrated UA-camr and streamer named: Dukaja
      He's doing an uncapped subathon on Twitch, has been for months, and actively posts on UA-cam, I hope he sees the traction he deserves

    • @bencegergohocz5988
      @bencegergohocz5988 7 місяців тому +7

      He is a youtuber i watch actually... it's always wierd when that happenes. He is a genshin/HSR youtuber and streamer named Dukaja.

    • @MaakaSakuranbo
      @MaakaSakuranbo 7 місяців тому +8

      @@DripMoment Why "sure you're joking"? Not everyone knows any random UA-camr

    • @DripMoment
      @DripMoment 7 місяців тому +3

      @@MaakaSakuranbo i just mean that he commented it in a seemingly sarcastic way. And it sounds like something one of his community members would comment, lul

  • @Roadwarior2
    @Roadwarior2 7 місяців тому +5

    I’m shocked that of all the scamy games that have come and gone throughout the decades, Evony is still around all these years latter. I’m 30 and I think I still must have been in elementary when I saw the first ads for it before they started using lewd fantasy art to bait sign-ups; actually remember playing it for a bit before getting extremely bored.

  • @Verårtu
    @Verårtu 7 місяців тому +1

    Your first part of this videos is actually insane, I turned off my recommendations but your video appear in my download recommendation instead 😂 and I enjoyed it so much.

  • @rodafowa1279
    @rodafowa1279 8 місяців тому +3

    I played Evony back in 2009. Back then it was just a base builder game and you sent your army to attack other players. You basically had to join a clan/guild, or else you'd never make any progress. I don't remember what sort of microtransactions there were back then, but I'm sure they were there. I only remember the game because I somehow joined a clan of all Europeans. They were all really good people. Had a lot of fun conversations with them. Basically, the polar opposite of just about every online community nowadays.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 6 місяців тому +3

    The discussion in the Evony dev room must've been:
    "We have a proof of concept for 3 gameplay loops. Which one do you want?"
    "Yes."

  • @MagicNash89
    @MagicNash89 8 місяців тому +10

    This series is dope man, please keep making these!!!🤣😂

    • @Command_B
      @Command_B  8 місяців тому +2

      Glad you liked it!

    • @NerrawGnap
      @NerrawGnap 4 місяці тому +1

      Just… take it *slow,* ok?(yeah, I know, sounds kinda weird for someone to be asking you to take *longer* to upload.) for the sake of your continued sanity?

  • @diamondhamster4320
    @diamondhamster4320 8 місяців тому +7

    AFK Journey has a banger of the main theme tbh and pretty neat artstyle. 10 of 10 for music alone.

  • @sethd.8381
    @sethd.8381 8 місяців тому +68

    you'd probably have more fun watching someone else play hydroneer, like Let's Game It Out.
    i'm serious. his hydroneer series is a masterpiece.

    • @Command_B
      @Command_B  8 місяців тому +18

      I saw a lot of people referencing that series in the reviews for the game. I totally understand that it's fun for some, but it just didn't click for me

    • @sethd.8381
      @sethd.8381 8 місяців тому +28

      @@Command_B trust me. Let's Game It Out *makes* it fun. He had so much fun in fact that they put a wanted poster for him in the game.

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask 8 місяців тому +1

      I mostly have just seen DF play Hydroneer

    • @muonicbalance
      @muonicbalance 7 місяців тому

      yeah i guess you've never seen real fun ​@@SapphireAegis

    • @michaelwells529
      @michaelwells529 7 місяців тому

      Watch Let’s Game it Outs Hydroneer series! You’ll love it, even if you didn’t enjoy the game. Heck you might enjoy it even more seeing how much he absolutely ruins the game lol

  • @renef.8468
    @renef.8468 4 місяці тому

    I really like your humor and kind of thinking! Definetly Got my follow

  • @DrClownPhD
    @DrClownPhD 8 місяців тому +5

    This dude understands the importance of commentary content. Bangin background music to help long term engagement lololol. Nice vid

  • @Far7yPar7y
    @Far7yPar7y 8 місяців тому +1

    Shoutout to this legend who mentioned the most underrated and lowkey best saga of tower defense games: Kindom Rush. Thank you master! I used to play and you made my day by positively reviewing it ❤

  • @PhillKaggitz
    @PhillKaggitz 8 місяців тому +14

    Can’t believe I was tricked to watch an add for AFK journey…. Well played sir

  • @DerTraumwandler
    @DerTraumwandler 7 місяців тому +2

    As a F2P AFK Journey player from Day 2 or 3 of the game releasing without skipping a single day of playing (so 74 days in total), I can say that it is exactly what it says it is. An idle game with story, neat cutscenes here and there and a progression system that lets you see bigger numbers, higher levels and collect heroes multiple times because they need to be upgraded to gain access to more of their kit. I am not paying but investing quite a lot of time which is kind of the more valuable thing one might argue and I am still kind of able to challenge high rank PVP although I feel like I have to use a lot more strategies and positioning than those who simply bought all the upgrades there are. The game definitely is not made for everyone and can be frustrating due to it being an autobattler just like TFT is. I am quite fond of that genre and I am a sucker for progress oriented gameplay since my completionist brain likes checking things off and the game really wants you to get your serotonine kick via leveling up different stuff with the ultimate goal of being done with AFK stages and the story. There's currently a 'new' season going on with more gameplay after most players have already completed the first acts of the story and there's been quite some drama with the developer being stingy with giving out stuff but they had to go back and fix their rewards. So far I still like it but I do not know how long this game can keep me invested.

  • @Swooshpragler
    @Swooshpragler 8 місяців тому +8

    2:35 Never played Evony but after the second screen I instinctively thought "It's all 3 isn't it". Not so happy to be right

  • @DatHeftyPigeon
    @DatHeftyPigeon 8 місяців тому +13

    Hahaha! That movement speed on evony raids 😂😂 We all want to know how long that actually took! Great vid as always!

    • @JamesDarcon2007
      @JamesDarcon2007 8 місяців тому +7

      There's a timer for the march showing about 34 mins

    • @Kenionatus
      @Kenionatus 8 місяців тому +5

      It's very old school browser idle strategy MMO style. They've been around forever (way before FarmVille and then Cookie Clicker made idlers popular).

    • @DatHeftyPigeon
      @DatHeftyPigeon 8 місяців тому +2

      @@JamesDarcon2007 Ah good eye! Wow, that's a fat minute!

    • @DatHeftyPigeon
      @DatHeftyPigeon 8 місяців тому

      @@Kenionatus Oh jeez I didn't realize it was that old

  • @agoodname3250
    @agoodname3250 8 місяців тому +4

    3:32 your voice in the "backround" reminds me of when im watching youtube while being in a voice chat with my friends

  • @AbsoluteMongoloid
    @AbsoluteMongoloid 7 місяців тому +4

    Not that I want you to, but have you seen ads for The Battlecats?
    I doubt it's something you would personally enjoy, but it's pretty fun for what it is. The chaotic randomness of the characters you unlock has an odd appeal, and you can play the entire game for free without much issue.
    For a Gacha, it's extremely economical; I probably put in over a hundred hours, back when I used to play, and only spent about fifteen bucks, and even that was optional. Considering what the average CoD game goes for these days, I'd say that's a steal.

  • @MissFushi
    @MissFushi Місяць тому

    I really enjoyed this video and your speaking voice. It’s well edited and the audio quality is nice. I was surprised that you were not a massive channel and so I wish you success and hope you continue to grow! Great quality. Thanks for playing these games so we do not have to. Hehe. ❤

  • @kaikolfrai4687
    @kaikolfrai4687 8 місяців тому +1

    great video, glad i found your channel from the first part! you deserve the million views, i hope u keep making these

  • @Herkan97
    @Herkan97 8 місяців тому +7

    4:02 - I like it when games lock settings behind the intro. Being blasted the entire intro really gives a strong positive first impression.
    Playing at 30fps because I can't turn down graphical settings only improves upon the already strong positive first impression.
    Visuals being terrible because of said higher-set graphical settings perfects the positive first impression.
    (Because most games default with motion blur and other crap on)

    • @NerrawGnap
      @NerrawGnap 4 місяці тому +1

      Please tell me you’re being sarcastic…

    • @ducky2379
      @ducky2379 4 місяці тому

      @@NerrawGnap No shit he's being sarcastic

  • @kajacx
    @kajacx 8 місяців тому +4

    I'm sorry to hear that you didn't like Hydroneer. I had a blast with that game about two years ago, but I understand it's not for everyone.
    No inventory, grindy start, janky interactions via dropping items and the placement system being horrible can definitely turn people off.
    But I actually enjoyed the gridny start, it was pretty chill and when I first automated water it felt like great progress. But if you want that game that will "prove that automation can be fun" then I definitely recommend Factorio.

  • @MattSChristy2
    @MattSChristy2 8 місяців тому +18

    Kids are very vulnerable to prizes/points. Honestly that points, mega points, gold star system is probably incredible at getting kids to do chores. I may adapt a similar system, albeit with some tangible rewards at the end of the loop.

    • @Sikk2
      @Sikk2 8 місяців тому +8

      as a teacher, we learned that this is the exact thing you should not do because kids need to learn and understand why certain chores must be done (so they do them willingly). i admit, it is tempting though

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher 8 місяців тому +1

      I just remembered what this is called: gamification.

  • @pachi1014
    @pachi1014 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank u for giving kingdom rush the attention it deserves 😭 used to backseat that game with my brother in middle school

  • @IndieHorrorWilly
    @IndieHorrorWilly 8 місяців тому +6

    Ur videos are great dude, keep it up

  • @aetherkid
    @aetherkid 5 місяців тому +1

    Out of all games on this list, Genshin Impact and AFK Journey are definitely on the high end.

  • @mateamargo5157
    @mateamargo5157 8 місяців тому +5

    Nice video! Also nice choice of music (from Cult of the Lamb)

  • @BlindIdiotGaming
    @BlindIdiotGaming 6 місяців тому +2

    AFK Journey giving you LOTS of hero pulls, is actually quite common. I've tried dozens of Gacha Autobattlers at this point, and it's actually quite rare to NOT get an insane amount of front-end rewards. If you play a game for longer than the first week, you will suddenly notice rewards drop to almost nothing and take ages to acquire anything worthwhile with your wallet. Suddenly, the $0.99 or the $4.99 packages start to look enticing. The weekly battle-pass starts to have an allure to it. It's basically just substance abuse; give you a massively fun and care free time as a new customer, knowing that it'll be easier to upsell you in the long-run... and that the itch will require greater lump sums to scratch.

  • @Dwarfurious
    @Dwarfurious 8 місяців тому +11

    "Need specific team comps to beat ultra challenging fights" Thats just an excuse to force players to buy, level, gear, upgrade, evolve, shine, advance, remort, and a dozen other words for "upgrade" every hero to access content because they make more money if every character in your 500 hero game is needed for something somewhere.

    • @Mxgical-q
      @Mxgical-q 3 дні тому

      Normally (if you dont play dxmb that is) you will already have most of these specific team comps already close to where they need to be before you even hit that level. And in at least the games that ive played if you are ever stuck and cant progress you can just play a different modus to get the materials you need to progress where you are stuck. So forcing isnt the right word.

  • @tiedyemind
    @tiedyemind 5 місяців тому +1

    As I watch this I get an ad for Watcher of Realms haha. Let me update this.......literally the ad RIGHT BEFORE you go into that exact game!

  • @BsKHacker
    @BsKHacker 8 місяців тому +4

    A lot of the city builder games started adding those mini games so they can say that the game is just like the ads and not at all false advertising. 🧐

  • @phaphamamtshengu1630
    @phaphamamtshengu1630 5 місяців тому +1

    Hydroneer though… I understood your reasons but it’s one of the best games for doing your own thing, your own way, there’s cars, bombs, automation and even quests that are very engaging

  • @DarkenSeyreth
    @DarkenSeyreth 6 місяців тому +1

    Evony has been around at least since the 90's when I was in High School. There were a lot of browser based games like that, all trying to get your money. It makes me laugh that it's stil around and is pretty much the exact same game with slightly better graphics.
    Very surprised to see Hydroneer on here. I loved that game when it first came out and have been tempted to go back and play it. I don't think I have ever seen an ad for it.

  • @DavidGravesExists
    @DavidGravesExists 7 місяців тому +2

    Also, Total Battle (from Scorewarrior) is yet another Russian game studio based in Cyprus (lower taxes) that has basically spent zero in development and game design (as you said, just ripping off Evony, which itself spent basically nothing on game design) and instead spends most of the their $10 million USD on UA-cam ads.

  • @eamonmulholland3159
    @eamonmulholland3159 6 місяців тому +1

    15:10 Yeah, I remember Kingdom rush. Btw it got plenty of recognition and as very successful, it spawned a series of like 5 games that had mobile and Steam releases, and there was even a physical board game of it.

  • @ricks5756
    @ricks5756 7 місяців тому +1

    "Let's Game It Out" makes great Hydroneer videos. Incredibly funny ^-^

  • @DavidGravesExists
    @DavidGravesExists 7 місяців тому +1

    I really want you to do a deep dive into the makers of these games.
    Evony, which came out in 2009, is somehow STILL getting random boys to download the game and make in-game purchases. So much so that this single game made David Guo over $216 million USD in revenue in 2023 (unable to find info about how much of that he sunk back into UA-cam ads, though).

  • @bluesbest1
    @bluesbest1 8 місяців тому +1

    I remember playing a game called "7th Dragon", "7 Dragons", or something like that. It was an Evony-like game and it was the first of the genre I'd played. I had a decent amount of fun as a kid on Internet Explorer, acknowledging that I, as a kid, definitely had the time to close the game and let the Keep, Walls, Farms, etc take hours to build.
    Support for it must've dried up shortly after I stopped playing, because I went back after a while and couldn't find it. And how crazy is it that Evony has become its own genre?

  • @justatiger6268
    @justatiger6268 8 місяців тому +11

    15:25 the Kingdom Rush series is one of the handful of mobile games that are actualyl worth playing. They even justify spending real money on them for real.

  • @DreamPhreak
    @DreamPhreak 7 місяців тому +1

    Long ago, a friend and I used to play the original version of Evony. It was a basic base builder game where you could attack other players, sort of like clash of clans. It was pretty fun. This new one looks like they acquired the trademark name and created a horrible bastardization of it

  • @kurdtcoben
    @kurdtcoben 8 місяців тому +4

    Came only for the AFK Journey review since I quite liked AFK Arena. So as a recompense for the limited watchtime here's a comment for the algorithm :)

  • @Rightchickenwing
    @Rightchickenwing 7 місяців тому

    13:37 Lol! I quite liked that voice, had a nice psychotic edge to it 😂

  • @flamethrow868
    @flamethrow868 8 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, as a fan of AFK game, AFK Journey is nothing short of a masterpiece. AFK Arena is one of the oldest games in the genre, and the studio's experience truly shows in Journey. While yes, the AFK stages limit is kinda annoying, it does serve a purpose, it basically denotes a 'level limited zone' going forward, since if your afk level is low, the restricted zone will be a lot harder to play in (if not impossible to progress).
    As for the multiple 'Legendaries', I wouldn't worry about it. The game is new, and they have imported very few heroes from their lore. A lot more are to come, and like in many of these games, you need a lot of hero copies to make the heroes truly shine. AFK Arena strikes a nice balance in that they actually give you a few copies to get that dopamine boost, but you have to grind to get any true usage of the more powerful heroes that need to be at rank Mythic or Mythic +.

  • @japan100100
    @japan100100 7 місяців тому +1

    Kingdom rush was probably the best tower defense game I ever played. It's honestly strange that they didnt capitalize on how amazing it was and made it into the golden standard of all Defense games.

  • @commanderuseless1685
    @commanderuseless1685 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm old enough to remember when Evony had banner ads that were just a woman's chest with their name slapped over it as if to censure it. Good times.

  • @ShaggyRogers1
    @ShaggyRogers1 7 місяців тому +1

    To be fair, playing 1-2 hours before reviewing a game is perfectly fine to an extent. If a game hasn't captured a player's attention in the first few hours, then that player has already moved on and playing something else. There is a reason why Steam chose the 2 hour mark for when they allow blanket refunds, since over 80+% of players quit within that first two hours. If they stuck out the two hours, they tend to be the ones that play the game "fully".

  • @Tobiasnelius
    @Tobiasnelius 6 місяців тому +3

    Its not my type of game but the rating on hydroneer is crazy harsh, it clears any other game in your couple "mobile game" review videos even with its jank.
    Still loved these videos though, should definitely continue this series.

  • @ShutupNARC
    @ShutupNARC 6 місяців тому +1

    I didn’t even know afk journey had gates for afk levels, but that’s probably because I barley played the main story most of the time and recently finished all the afk stages, afk journey definitely has a problem with progression though, I’ve been playing the game since launch and already have almost all my hero’s gear maxed out, hopefully they fix progression

  • @erykhazet3252
    @erykhazet3252 3 місяці тому +1

    11:05 As a Polish person, I can totally agree that typical Mariusz would look like this. Very likely could be 59 too, sitting outside shop drinking vodka. Maybe speaking Portuguese too, but that after few sips.

  • @fuzzypancake123
    @fuzzypancake123 7 місяців тому +1

    Wow imagine if they made AFK journey with actually good game mechanics. It would be AMAZEBALLS!! The graphics are so pretty but I'm never gonna play a game like that

  • @Rightchickenwing
    @Rightchickenwing 7 місяців тому +1

    25:11 This was one with the fake influencers but good to hear its not garbage

  • @moocowp4970
    @moocowp4970 8 місяців тому +1

    I burst out laughing in the shopping centre just now as i saw your fearless troops charging full speed across the map at that demon Yasha hahahaha 😂

  • @Ollie-ps6qe
    @Ollie-ps6qe 6 місяців тому +2

    Plot twist… Command B has UA-cam premium

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 7 місяців тому +1

    22:52 I feel like it should score above Watcher purely for being an actual game

  • @martin2289
    @martin2289 8 місяців тому +1

    That was absolutely hilarious when you boldly mounted your likely futile attack on some seemingly nearby mid-level deity only to discover it might just as well have been in a far distant star system for how long it would take for you to reach it in game time.

  • @TimelyAbyss
    @TimelyAbyss 8 місяців тому +1

    Kingdom Rush is an amazing game series. Don’t worry…it’s still available for purchase and still holds up.

  • @dsquared9044
    @dsquared9044 4 місяці тому +1

    Cult of the Lamb music? Ok, I'll subscribe 😊

  • @johnnytacos5529
    @johnnytacos5529 2 місяці тому

    That afk level gate is actually a second layer of brick wall bs. In order to upgrade legendaries you need this purple dust, which trickles out of afk mode at a snails pace. It's the true progression pace of the mid-game, how quickly you generate dust to rank up to scale your base stats enough to stand a chance. They added the locks to story mode as an extra middle finger to get you ready for what's to come

  • @earthquack30
    @earthquack30 6 місяців тому

    The inspirational trooper speech primed me for an underwhelming fight, but that follow-up was a stroke of unpredictable genius!

  • @Q8CRAZY8Q
    @Q8CRAZY8Q 6 місяців тому +1

    I thank god i wasn’t subjected to these ads when I was a child

  • @sectraaaaaa
    @sectraaaaaa 8 місяців тому +1

    unfortunetly this video has made me madly in love with hydroneer

  • @phosyphos5192
    @phosyphos5192 8 місяців тому +6

    Lmao "watcher of realms" is just the discount version of arknights 😂

  • @Rightchickenwing
    @Rightchickenwing 7 місяців тому

    24:20 That is a very interesting tidbit, nice!

  • @GreenFoodMan
    @GreenFoodMan 8 місяців тому

    The first iteration of this series was my first Command B video. Great work!

  • @ZhaneDFrost
    @ZhaneDFrost 8 місяців тому +2

    If you want to see the full potential of Hydroneer, you should watch Let's Game it Out. He's really funny and actually is willing enough to have the patience to grind for the items. And also, these types of games usually requires creativity and thinking outside the box skills to finds exploits within the game so it became less grindy. People like Josh from Let's Game it Out or the Spiffing Brits who centralized their content on finding exploits or loopholes in games.