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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @MrSandwich1769
    @MrSandwich1769 2 роки тому +3236

    This game is bad but it has the greatest achievement of all time. If you shoot the president there at the end, you get an achievement called "The Exact Opposite of Your Job."

    • @franzmuller3396
      @franzmuller3396 2 роки тому +312

      They could've called it "John F. Kennedy" lol.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 2 роки тому +30

      ​@@franzmuller3396 okay Boomer

    • @MLHMODZ
      @MLHMODZ 2 роки тому +312

      @@samholdsworth420 cringe + dead meme + doesn’t make sense

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 2 роки тому +42

      @@MLHMODZ ok zoomer

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 2 роки тому +45

      They thought naming it "The Will Of The People" but it was too on-the-nose
      Nah but seriously, if they were gonna make such a TRASH game, why would they limit their audience further by making about such a divisive political issue? So dumb

  • @JDogth3Wise
    @JDogth3Wise 2 роки тому +875

    I once rented this game for $7.95 and then saw it months later at a used game store for $2.

    • @LynxErgo
      @LynxErgo 2 роки тому +28

      Did you buy it?

    • @JDogth3Wise
      @JDogth3Wise 2 роки тому +79

      @@LynxErgo of course I did

    • @LynxErgo
      @LynxErgo 2 роки тому +38

      @@JDogth3Wise Certified chad on the block

    • @DiabeticT
      @DiabeticT 2 роки тому +2

      I'm assuming this was before 2020 cause if the game was only for $7 on rent then that's a good deal, it doesn't waste your money since $7 was easy to get, $2 too.

    • @DiabeticT
      @DiabeticT Рік тому +1

      @@PartyhatRS What?, Newer games made by companies such as Activision make their games $20, $30, $40, $50, $60 and even $100, and he rented the game for $7, that's a whole month of gameplay (i think), he's lucky he found it for $7 and $2

  • @aegir5198
    @aegir5198 2 роки тому +368

    Putting vibration sound instead of generic ringtone in a game really does make me anxious

    • @mr.bojangles6669
      @mr.bojangles6669 2 роки тому +26

      Seriously I can't remember which horror game it is, but it has a vibrating phone instead of ring tone, in the game and each time it FREAKS me out

    • @ryon5174
      @ryon5174 2 роки тому +14

      There is a mod for STALKER Anomaly that replaces the PDA beep with a vibration sound and I kinda regret having it because of the same feeling you both do

    • @hodyrevsk
      @hodyrevsk 2 роки тому +3

      @@mr.bojangles6669 i think cry of fear had vibrating phone

    • @frankcasella423
      @frankcasella423 12 днів тому

      Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege​@@mr.bojangles6669

  • @PerturbatorFan
    @PerturbatorFan 2 роки тому +427

    Nothing better than games that look like those fake games for the teenagers on a generic sitcom to play, and I better hope the phone voice lines are real, so awful I love them

    • @badassbillyb
      @badassbillyb Рік тому +10

      Not related to anything but I've used this analogy before to describe doom but as a complement

    • @purpleblah2
      @purpleblah2 Рік тому +15

      “Awwww cmon mom! I’ve got to stop the President from being assassinated 😎”

  • @chompythebeast
    @chompythebeast 2 роки тому +903

    These low budget shooters that were always destined to fill up loose used game bins sure knew their audience of a few thousand or so

    • @bradl.602
      @bradl.602 2 роки тому +6

      Chompy! I've got no real meaningful input here, just glad to be on the same side of UA-cam often enough!

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 Рік тому +2

      Redneck rampage etc.

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast Рік тому +2

      @@bradl.602 Brad! Seeing your name in my inbox is like a breath of fresh air. Hope you're having a great year's end, my comrade and friend

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 Рік тому +1

      @bob bobthebobbobofbobby yep.

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 Рік тому +1

      @bob bobthebobbobofbobby deer
      Avenger 1 and 2.

  • @TheRageLivesOn
    @TheRageLivesOn 2 роки тому +569

    it's crazy that Activision published 12 games from these guys. I mean, they released those 3 History Channel games, and Soldier of Fortune Payback before this game, and yet they still published Cauldron's 6 Cabella's games and Jurassic the Hunted after all of that

    • @logan-kj6uu
      @logan-kj6uu 2 роки тому

      Omg I forgot about Jurassic the hunted

    • @suhdude2503
      @suhdude2503 2 роки тому +7

      Hold up og soldier of fortune on the ps2 was God tier

    • @TheRageLivesOn
      @TheRageLivesOn 2 роки тому +16

      @@suhdude2503 yes, but not Soldier of Fortune Payback

    • @TrinSpin
      @TrinSpin 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheRageLivesOn Oh god I remember SoF Payback. It's fucking hilarious it was banned in Australia and Germany, considering how the gore looked like it was made using claymation

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 2 роки тому +8

      @@TrinSpin It's not actually banned In Australia, sadly we weren't saved from experiencing the horrid game.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Рік тому +432

    "You can survive anything except death" LMAO that's like something I'd write as a 10 year old thinking it sounds cool in my head 😂

    • @collinthegamer510
      @collinthegamer510 Рік тому +3

      Fr

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Рік тому +11

      To be honest, I could survive anything except death, myself. It's not the fall that kills you, or the bullets going through all your vital organs, or the sudden stop when you hit the ground. It's the dying.
      *_Nods sagely_*

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash Рік тому

      @@hazukichanx408 Right but survival is defined by not-dying. It's a tautology to say survive anything except for death. You might as well just say, I am alive as long as I am not dead. It's the EXACT same sentiment but you can see how it's an idiotic tautology. The fact that it's correct doesn't make it any less of a waste of a thought.

    • @terencepaul7475
      @terencepaul7475 Рік тому

      oh hey man, fancy seeing you here

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AlexanderNash
      methinks you missed a joke, friend

  • @arkwrightdubstep
    @arkwrightdubstep 2 роки тому +200

    Theres an alternate reality somewhere that has vending machines that serve chicken nugs and pizza slices and I just don't think I can go on living anymore *puts on marty mcfly jacket*

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 2 роки тому +10

      So a reality where the US has Japanese vending machines? I can get behind that. Too bad this country lacks that kind of discipline.

    • @mr.bigglesworth2952
      @mr.bigglesworth2952 Рік тому +6

      @@KSmithwick1989 you beat me to it
      i was gonna comment "Japan has anything in a vending machine"

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 Рік тому +2

      @@mr.bigglesworth2952 Do they have guns in a vending machine?

    • @mr.bigglesworth2952
      @mr.bigglesworth2952 Рік тому +3

      @@happyjohn354 they had model guns so technically yes...
      you just build the gun and display it.

  • @rnlproductions2972
    @rnlproductions2972 2 роки тому +201

    “How did CSGO terrorists infiltrate the capital building”
    I was wondering the same damn thing.

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 Рік тому +1

      The Russians did it in MW2, so I guess anything is possible.

  • @mr.benjobilly9618
    @mr.benjobilly9618 2 роки тому +380

    “My tax dollars pay for On A Rail.”
    Truly the worst possible turn of events.

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 2 роки тому +7

      Fun fact: 'On a Rail' was originally supposed to involve a player-controlled vehicle (not just a tram), but they couldn't get it to work in that ye olde engine. The concept made it into Half-Life 2 and resulted in some of the most interesting and unique chapters. 'Highway 17' reminds me of Damnation Alley (which predates Mad Max).

    • @Mister_Hyphen
      @Mister_Hyphen Рік тому +1

      Don't worry, it's money well spent.
      It's the Black Mesa version.

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@judsongaiden9878 And even what we got was still a fresh take on the "rail shooter" segments a lot of games used to have, by letting the player control the stop and start instead of sticking them in a turret or something

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 2 роки тому +1672

    The amount of terrible games I remember Activision publishing that I decided to look up and realise that Cauldron made all of them is really sad.

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 2 роки тому +40

      True, but for me as a teen back then, they were cool. Maybe not good as Black. But still...

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 2 роки тому +17

      @Nоt RiскrоII 🅥 it's definitely a Rick roll

    • @matteodelapaz1698
      @matteodelapaz1698 2 роки тому +5

      I remember when they had a blood mod that’s so hard to apply

    • @waltermckee3586
      @waltermckee3586 2 роки тому +1

      Didnt cauldron become bohemia?

    • @matteodelapaz1698
      @matteodelapaz1698 2 роки тому

      @@waltermckee3586 sort of? I thought a fraction of Cauldron got brought by Bohemia no?

  • @yevanasvetya5486
    @yevanasvetya5486 4 місяці тому +16

    Bruh, aged like fine wine

  • @crapparc
    @crapparc 4 місяці тому +15

    Man...this hits different today.

  • @francescoboselli6033
    @francescoboselli6033 4 місяці тому +49

    I wonder why UA-cam recommended me this video in this particular time... 🤔

    • @Crocogator
      @Crocogator 3 місяці тому +2

      I just realized this wasn't a new video. Oh my god.

    • @aidankatzenberger9860
      @aidankatzenberger9860 2 місяці тому +2

      You'll never believe the timing of me getting this recommended after it happened again

    • @Crocogator
      @Crocogator 2 місяці тому

      @@aidankatzenberger9860 IT. DAMMIT. WHAT. IT POPPED UP FOR ME AGAIN TOO

    • @francescoboselli6033
      @francescoboselli6033 2 місяці тому

      @@aidankatzenberger9860 we truly live in a society I guess

  • @chris22207
    @chris22207 2 роки тому +104

    To be fair to the game, there actually is a small underground rail system under the capital. It does not look anything like the "On A Rail" styled level though.

  • @williamford7013
    @williamford7013 2 роки тому +14

    Mitochondria is my favorite snack, it's the powerhouse of the cell

  • @LugftHuronAC
    @LugftHuronAC 2 роки тому +138

    The way he looks down the sights with the ak kills me

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 2 роки тому +8

      It's so close up 😂

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 2 роки тому +28

      Cheek weld on the dust cover instead of the stock.

    • @solwindp78-1
      @solwindp78-1 Рік тому +4

      I just noticed this now but the MP5 in this game has an AR15 rear sight. It even has both the small/large apertures 6:43

    • @TrumpWon_Kamel_toe_lost
      @TrumpWon_Kamel_toe_lost 5 місяців тому

      I didn't even notice because this was back where back sights were big when you ads for some reason

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 4 місяці тому +21

    the algorithm knows what it is doing pushing this to people now lol

  • @KingENDLESS
    @KingENDLESS 2 роки тому +76

    i actually own this game on the 360. Saw it in a retro game store and knew i had to own such a masterpiece

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Рік тому +3

      I actually feel like this is possibly Cauldron's best game they ever made. Granted, that's not really worth a whole lot when it comes to them, but this game actually has a surprising number of mechanics and features that kinda help to create a slightly more in-depth experience. You have things like bomb defusing sections, hacking mini games, tripwire laser bombs you can only see with night vision goggles, and levels where you can only incapacitate enemies instead of killing them outright.

    • @KingENDLESS
      @KingENDLESS Рік тому

      @@NexusKin agree wholeheartedly. Compared to the others, this one feels more unique still

  • @dirtysniper3434
    @dirtysniper3434 4 місяці тому +15

    If only they played this game

  • @matthewdaub
    @matthewdaub Рік тому +46

    Gotta respect Nolan. He will voice anything to put food on his table.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Рік тому +11

      Same with Steve Blum. I swear he makes an appearance in almost every game that I currently own.

  • @abdelali9279
    @abdelali9279 4 місяці тому +16

    Why is the UA-cam algorithm deciding this is a good time to recommend me this video now?

  • @artirony410
    @artirony410 2 роки тому +89

    5:33 having deniability due to memory loss is literally how Reagan got out of the Iran-Contra investigation lol. He was questioned about it and his Alzheimer's was already so advanced he literally didn't remember any of it

    • @alexh2413
      @alexh2413 2 роки тому +1

      Develop a neurological disorder to bypass the judicial process,the government hates this one trick

    • @5minutemovies977
      @5minutemovies977 6 місяців тому +3

      At least he pretended not to remember

  • @BigHugsFromHell
    @BigHugsFromHell 2 роки тому +51

    When I was a kid and visited the White House the metal detector in the line I was in happened to be broken that day. It was a good thing, too, because my dad bought me my first pocket knife that morning, I forgot to leave it behind in my excitement, and even kids my age in the next line over were being pulled aside to get wanded for the buttons on their jeans along with everyone else who made that other detector beep, with only sheer luck seeing me through to the other side (though it was common sense that kept my mouth shut and to not tell them my side's was broken or how I knew). This game shows exactly what I believed was going to happen the entire time I was waiting in line, sweating bullets during the lead up, planning how I was either going to fight my way out or punch my ticket to Valhalla.
    I was what those guys had trained for, or just about, and here it seems like pretty much what you are getting to play against. Sure it's shown from the other perspective, and I was ten, but the attention to realism here, at least according to what might be conjured up in a child's imagination while stuck in one of the most simultaneously harrowing and lucky situations of his life, is what really impressed me about it. If they'd found that knife it would have been pure bedlam, and now having seen this, whether a blessing or a curse, I don't have to imagine anymore how it would have gone down.

  • @Dr.Livingdark
    @Dr.Livingdark 2 роки тому +9

    Hearing a Homestar Runner reference in an oboeshoes video is the best possible start to a weekend.

  • @Lord_Rynan
    @Lord_Rynan 2 роки тому +18

    Average day in D.C.

  • @ianholbrook1164
    @ianholbrook1164 2 роки тому +7

    I will always appreciate a Homestar Runner reference

  • @MattMerica76
    @MattMerica76 4 місяці тому +9

    I wonder why I’m getting this in my recommended?

  • @lesenfantsterribles2119
    @lesenfantsterribles2119 2 роки тому +40

    You always make me happy with your uploads Oboeshoes! Keep it up.

  • @tindekappa9047
    @tindekappa9047 2 роки тому +23

    Imagine the pitch meeting: A shooter inside the White House and you can destroy almost everything.

    • @DARTHNECRION
      @DARTHNECRION Рік тому +2

      That reminds me of the White House levels of Splinter Cell Conviction. What a damn good game that was…

  • @counterfeit6089
    @counterfeit6089 2 роки тому +29

    That exact same shotgun model is in Jurassic: The Hunted

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 2 роки тому +8

      That game is also developed by Cauldron and published by Activision.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Рік тому +1

      And Soldier Of Fortune Payback.

  • @TheRealHusk
    @TheRealHusk 3 місяці тому +5

    The real secret service must have been using this to train trumps bodyguards

  • @jimmyredd
    @jimmyredd Рік тому +3

    "Our COD4 fathers" is abosolute brilliance.

  • @abdelali9279
    @abdelali9279 4 місяці тому +7

    5:28 Guess sleepy Joe is back with his old plans again

  • @JoeSixThreeOh
    @JoeSixThreeOh 2 роки тому +26

    That King of Town voicemail was a real left hook lmao

    • @Zowayix93
      @Zowayix93 2 роки тому +5

      Homestar Runner references are always welcome

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 2 роки тому +14

    Would love to see you do “Urban Chaos: Riot Response”. The game where you basically play as riot police

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 2 роки тому +55

    Oh my god. This game is horrible... I still don't understand how Activision published these... Even worse than this is probably Soldier of Fortune: Payback. So if you wanna torture yourself, play that.
    Edit: I just looked it up and Cauldron actually made both of them...

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 2 роки тому +2

      Because that always was what activion does they buy game compagny force them to make there game look like CoD then when the lost to much money they just shut down the compagny

    • @holostro
      @holostro 2 роки тому +7

      These kind of games were assigned to the Activision Value publishing brand. These games are so cheap to make and requires no marketing at all. They just put them into stores and theyre turning in nice profits from uninformed parents buying games or clueless young kids.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Рік тому +2

      All of these were basically dirt cheap budget titles that required almost no money to make. They were basically the bargain knockoff versions of Activision's Call Of Duty franchise.

  • @t850terminator
    @t850terminator 2 роки тому +5

    Was there for the twitch stream for this.
    Oboe ain't joking, half the game is pipe puzzles.

  • @City-Hunter
    @City-Hunter Рік тому +3

    January 6, the game, the movie (talk about predictive progamming).

  • @rando5708
    @rando5708 3 місяці тому +4

    VERY FUNNY FOR RECCOMENDING THIS NOW UA-cam

  • @geralddavis4034
    @geralddavis4034 2 роки тому +30

    I'm surprised that Oboe haven't played the Timesplitters series. Seems up his alley...

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 2 роки тому +12

      TBF, TimeSplitters are amazing and PS2 era games. Oboe plays bad PS3 generation FPS games

    • @mikeb8441
      @mikeb8441 2 роки тому +1

      I see you didn't watch his Homefront Revolution video.

  • @butchernachos7518
    @butchernachos7518 2 роки тому +3

    “Potato skins, MITOCHONDRIA” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deletdis6173
    @deletdis6173 2 роки тому +12

    I thought this video was gonna be about Fallout 3 from the title.
    I'm mildly disappointed.

  • @Potatoesservedraw
    @Potatoesservedraw 4 місяці тому +10

    4:10 this did not age well

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
    @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 2 роки тому +33

    All the enemies look like they came from entirely different factions

    • @lunacy9825
      @lunacy9825 2 роки тому +9

      That kind of makes the attack more terrifying if they are all different factions but teaming up for the assault..

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Рік тому +6

      From what I understand from the in-game story, they're just a bunch of paramilitary thugs from Costa Santava, so they'd probably be wearing different outfits from each other.

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 Місяць тому

      ​@@lunacy9825 now I realize that this was just the plot of CoD MW3 remake

  • @ouroboricscribe3201
    @ouroboricscribe3201 2 роки тому +17

    "He set up the cue knowing hed forget about it later"
    Had me rolling

  • @ernestkhalimov7407
    @ernestkhalimov7407 2 роки тому +9

    I actually remember this game. Good choice oboeshoes

  • @rystat
    @rystat 2 роки тому +2

    I love how many of these crappy games were on Funhaus’ Demo Disk , what a time the early 2000s were

  • @boryolmung9548
    @boryolmung9548 2 роки тому +7

    this game made by history channel guys btw.

  • @catinbeanie
    @catinbeanie 2 роки тому +2

    Next we need Secret service: Surviving Portland next

  • @AnthonyBlamthony
    @AnthonyBlamthony 2 роки тому +3

    Damn they predicted Jan 6th 13 years early

    • @Mister_Hyphen
      @Mister_Hyphen Рік тому

      They even got the weird dress codes down!

  • @classygreen3343
    @classygreen3343 2 роки тому +6

    Damn! I remember playin' this on Xbox360 when I was about 7 or 8.

  • @foxbox6016
    @foxbox6016 2 роки тому +8

    At this point, you can create almost complete "bargainbinshoes" playlist😌

  • @_11346
    @_11346 2 роки тому +2

    I remember this game! Almost forgot about it.
    But I have a very clear memory of getting an achievement for emptying an entire magazine without hitting anything.

  • @thund3rxiii469
    @thund3rxiii469 Рік тому +1

    BRUH. This was the first game I ever got for my pre-owned PS2 back in the day. Ya sent be back in time with this vid my boi.

  • @johnbacon4997
    @johnbacon4997 2 роки тому +6

    Funhaus/Inside Gaming played this once!

  • @nojuanatall3281
    @nojuanatall3281 Рік тому +2

    Brought to you by the ADL

  • @BmeBenji
    @BmeBenji 2 роки тому +5

    Oboeshoes’ commentary just makes his channel feel like a collection of dozens of playthroughs of reskins of Duty Calls: The Calm Before the Storm

  • @WorldsFunnyVideosNow
    @WorldsFunnyVideosNow Рік тому +1

    Holy crap, so this is what it was called. I played this a LONG while back, and forgot the name of it today, but for some reason I fell in love with it. It was my very first FPS game and I just loved it.
    Thank you for reminding me what it was called.

  • @DARTHNECRION
    @DARTHNECRION Рік тому +1

    4:45 “I expected Casual Friday! What’s the fun in being a terrorist if you don’t occasionally get to wear your blue jeans to work?!”

  • @warbosswurldsmasha5414
    @warbosswurldsmasha5414 2 роки тому +4

    I fucking hate hacking minigames.

  • @DARTHNECRION
    @DARTHNECRION Рік тому +2

    I actually did play Goldeneye 64 in paintball mode briefly as a kid to placate my parents who were worried about the effect of graphic video game violence on me. The funniest thing was using dual Moonraker lasers with the all guns and infinite ammo cheats on, they still left tye-dye paint splotches everywhere. 😂

  • @rexrip1080
    @rexrip1080 2 роки тому +2

    We all know that hackers actually enter your house and play with your motherboard in order to hack you. They basically rip out all of your PC wires and assemble them in different ways. Your Pc does not look like a mess anymore on the other hand, so nice of them!

  • @hipsterJC
    @hipsterJC 2 роки тому +1

    I’m up in the middle of night and got work in the morning and you helped decide I’m going in with no sleep

  • @plasmadrone3123
    @plasmadrone3123 2 роки тому +12

    Oboe!! Sniper: Ghost Warrior has a set of more open DLC missions and you actually have Intervention there.
    and please play the other Sniper: Ghost Warrior games (2, 3, Contracts, Contracts 2) in the franchise + their DLC missions. it's interesting to see the gradual increase and steps the developers take considering the size of their studio in all these years.

  • @spyczech
    @spyczech 2 роки тому +1

    This one of the most charming low budget FPS i have seen this week

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 2 роки тому +1

    Syphon Filter had the best Tazers...you could hold it in until they caught on fire...
    It's also funny they call the M4 the TAR 556...since the Israeli gun is called the TAR.

  • @TheLDP
    @TheLDP 2 роки тому +2

    I was drinking a soda and I spit it out when the extended warranty came up for the cell phone 🤣

  • @kaaos_1
    @kaaos_1 2 роки тому +2

    this game looks like a cinema 4d animation on youtube from 2010

  • @TheRealWorldNews247
    @TheRealWorldNews247 Рік тому +1

    This game was so fun back in the day!
    When 360 was hot & new so man people wanted to play this game!
    That where still on Xbox original & ps2

  • @Gameprojordan
    @Gameprojordan 2 роки тому +4

    This game reminds me of a mix between COD 4 and Rainbow Six Vegas

  • @kingscrump
    @kingscrump 2 роки тому +2

    It's so strange that this looks like an unfinished Call of Duty 4 mod.

  • @beesmitty3435
    @beesmitty3435 Рік тому +1

    Technically everyone who has ever evered has survived everything except death...

  • @nightshriek420
    @nightshriek420 2 роки тому +1

    I bought this game off a friend a few years back when he was selling a lot of his old games and all I thought when I saw it was "Oh, no..."

  • @Kanzuki
    @Kanzuki 2 роки тому +1

    I only subscribed to this channel to watch you play old FPS games I would never play

  • @wheelspiel
    @wheelspiel 2 роки тому +1

    That hand grenade joke took a ridiculous amount of takes to get it right

  • @Sonjaslostson
    @Sonjaslostson Рік тому +1

    This game hits different in 2022

  • @BanthaPooDOOM
    @BanthaPooDOOM 2 роки тому +8

    That Homestar Runner reference was gold. Well played, sir.

    • @lordkuso2710
      @lordkuso2710 Рік тому +2

      King of Town has his own secret service. Unrealistic. Lame. Lol jk

  • @EthylJogodo
    @EthylJogodo 3 місяці тому

    i admire your ability to engage and educate simultaneously!

  • @captainahab3146
    @captainahab3146 2 роки тому +1

    General Bad Guy? Never heard of him

  • @briclel3840
    @briclel3840 2 роки тому +1

    1:40 I hate it because you’re right

  • @Hailnut
    @Hailnut 2 роки тому +1

    Omg I remember playing this as a kid very vaguely. This video unlocked a weird memory that hasn’t resurfaced in years lol weird

  • @alexdivision4320
    @alexdivision4320 2 роки тому +1

    Speaker of the House was evil? Wouldn't be surprised if that inspired the Division 2 evil Speaker twist

  • @historyweeb
    @historyweeb 2 роки тому +4

    Your telling me a game with 50% pipe puzzles doesn't have the grenade the final guy pulls on the president needing one last 5 minute 3 stage pipe puzzle to defuse it?

    • @valravnsshadow9422
      @valravnsshadow9422 2 роки тому

      What are you even saying?

    • @rizonza5060
      @rizonza5060 2 роки тому +1

      @@valravnsshadow9422 Your telling me a game with 50% pipe puzzles doesn't have the grenade the final guy pulls on the president needing one last 5 minute 3 stage pipe puzzle to defuse it?

  • @DrBojangles
    @DrBojangles Рік тому

    bro your commmentary is immaculate, you got me laughing all the way though

  • @tk-5268
    @tk-5268 2 роки тому +2

    Lmao, loved the back to the future joke

  • @chromaticturtle8657
    @chromaticturtle8657 2 роки тому +1

    I actually remember playing this back in the day

  • @jdn6860
    @jdn6860 2 роки тому +1

    Just subscribed, been watching ur vids for awhile now. You’re absolutely hilarious man keep up the excellent job. 👍❤️😂

  • @ajragle
    @ajragle 2 роки тому +11

    We needed the protagonist on January 6th.

  • @DewaldLouwChannel
    @DewaldLouwChannel 7 місяців тому +1

    I wish there was a proper bodyguard game!!

  • @gotterdammerung5527
    @gotterdammerung5527 2 роки тому +1

    A crazy fact is that they're actually is an electromagnetic train cart thing under the White House and it connects to multiple bases around the US. Thing moves fast as hell and has its own power supply meaning it will move indefinitely

  • @Meets-yl9zq
    @Meets-yl9zq 2 роки тому +1

    The Cars extended warranty clip was fucking amazing 🤣

  • @VanLupen
    @VanLupen 2 роки тому

    Finally someone mentions this game and I wasn’t just imagining it.

  • @Sleepyvalkyrie
    @Sleepyvalkyrie Рік тому

    You know you're basically the anit- scott the woz and that's why I love this channel

  • @es68951
    @es68951 2 роки тому +5

    This game looks like it's meant to be played with one of those controllers that has buttons like "star" and "diamond"

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin Рік тому

      Probably on something like the Gamesphere, the most sophisticated gaming experience ever created by humans, and it's spherical. Spherical!

  • @BHMRmapache_ancestral_B5889
    @BHMRmapache_ancestral_B5889 2 роки тому

    NEW video NEW game that I would like to play in my childhood for no reason

  • @scarletcrusader5431
    @scarletcrusader5431 2 роки тому +2

    That CoD4 compass though

  • @gaelforcewind2351
    @gaelforcewind2351 2 роки тому

    I played so much of this game when I was younger, This was my MW2

  • @Gregiathan33
    @Gregiathan33 2 роки тому

    Hearing that Homestar voicemail clip flooded my brain with seratonin.

  • @John--Silver
    @John--Silver Рік тому

    I found this game on the floor of the bathroom when I was in highschool. Probably should have told me what to expect.