METAVERSER is the worst thing I've ever played
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2023
- I need to go take like 20 showers after playing this game.
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Some music used from Lud and Schlatt Crossing - Ігри
Charging you money for a screenshot is peak NFT design, literally just charging you for something that everyone knows is free and not even pretending to add any value to justify that charge.
Imagine how much baba he stole by recording this
Turning players into payers!
Yes, some people think that is how the world should work. Don't play, don't have fun - instead, pay! Be a FOMO-addicted wreck! =D
If they *really* knew what they were doing, they'd charge people to uninstall the game.
But it leverages the hot new "email" technology that's all the rage with the kids!
Finally, the boomers who take pictures of the screen because they CBA to take Steam screenshots are validated.
You know you done goofed when the guy who beat AMY and Golumn says what you've made is the worst thing he's experienced.
well he was dumb enough to buy and play a trash scam game so it should come as no surprise
really? he sounded like he was having so much fun. 😆
What is "AMY" ?
@@PostalDude2017 a VERY bad game (the game is just literally called "Amy")
@@PostalDude2017an ancient game from between 2011 to 2013. It was notoriously bad and was featured on many bad games from the year it came out in. and yes. The game IS called AMY.
"This is a blockchain/NFT game"
That sounds like a warning.
it IS a warning if you value your time in any way.
You mean a threat?
The game looks like WORLDS
And crypto bros yelled at why Steam banned NFT Games, like, we already have bad games, now, bad games that try to scam me? That's too much.
It isn't just a bad 'game', it's a morally reprehensible business model, made to predate on the poor and mentally challenged. The prospect of getting paid by investing time, but not creating anything of value, by a system only propped up by continued investment from new naive investors. It's a pyramid scheme where the only winners are the original creators, and the desperate and poor end up getting robbed.
You can see beautiful flames by literally burning less money.
Can’t wait to reverse mortgage my house for Baba tokens. It’s not an addiction, it’s a Metaverser thing…
CEO Grindset
The fact that this sentence is not only understandable but possible to accomplish in the physical world is insane.
What addiction? It's clearly an investment! Buying imaginary, undocumented "rights" to things that don't exist or can't really be owned, is such a smart investment, you'll probably make ten times the amount back in under a year, in some extremely non-specific way that definitely exists. Magic beans are so last tuesday, nowadays the savvy investor buys imaginary thoughts of magic beans!
So, the way organs work is that each organ pipe is basically a large recorder (the instrument). Hitting a key pumps air into the organ through a system of bellows and valves (called an "air chest") and shoots the air up the pipe. The different lengths and shapes of the pipes makes them produce different sounds. Because organs can continuosly pump in air, the sound of a key only dissipates once you let go, unlike pianos for example, where the sound of a key eventually dissipates after a while. The little buttons near the keys, called stops, allow you to switch between different pitches, both individually and in whole "ranks" of pipes. The large pedal board is used to play lower pitched notes in a composition, like the bass lime of a song. The other pedals above the board are used to control volume
Actually fascinating, thank you stranger
This is 1000000% more interesting than Metaverser; thank you for sharing this
worse than Amy ?
At least Amy doesn't try to sell me 0s and 1s as if they were a physical collectible 😂
I would rather buy an Amy NFT than play this game ever again
I was fairly certain AF Guides was run of a complex AI capable of playing games
Worse than Gollum*
Amy was at least a game, albeit a bad one. This is like an amalgamation of terrible apps claiming to be a game
People keep sinking fortunes into making worse versions of Second Life
All the clubs and spaces in NFT games makes me think of Star Wars Galaxies, but without the Star Wars, the community, or the boosts bards in that game used to give (afaik)
If you ever feel bad about yourself, think of the positives; You had no part in making this disaster of a 'game'
I hope the guy who assembled the premade assets and plugins to make this "game" at least got paid in cash and not some useless shitcoin.
@@ASpooneyBard Oh they definitely didn't get either
or playing it
I wish I didn't have this stupid 'conscience' and 'sense of right and wrong' holding me back, otherwise I'd be cranking out dozens of these shitcoin games and retire before i'm in my thirties
@@1randomdude4 bro the people who produced this shit are probably in debt from trying to cash in on the tail end of shit coins and worthless nfts
You know you're in for a treat when Oboe starts singing. 😂
This time it wasn't that bad and he did nice editing
Oboe's original song edit has more work than the game itself
nah man, the game looks actually way better, oboe simply forgot to buy the textures for 40'000 baba
Interesting to note: The player controller is using the Starter Asset Third Person controller provided by Unity. It even has the exact same animations that come with the pack, hence the floatiness of the jump.
Wouldn't that be the default unreal engine third person character? Since it's from Epic
@@jamesmclemore9123Just cos it's in the epic store doesn't mean it was made in unreal. But it would be funny if they used a starter unity asset in unreal engine
> this shit is a cheaply made unity asset flip
Colour me surprised, what a twist!
@@jamesmclemore9123not everything in the epic store is made with unreal lmao
If Bosskey hadn't gotten dissolved in 2018, I'd be 100% convinced that this game is just a slight reskin of their Fortnite/PUBG clone Radical Heights.
Hell, it's not impossible that this company just bought whatever was left of that game wholesale for half a BABA.
The shotgun is worth about 15 cents right now, based on the baba coin price.
Whole 15 cents more than any videogame shotgun should cost.
It's now 1 cent. It's practically worthless now
Buy the dip friend
Oboe, you might want to run an anti-malware scanner...
Somebody's gonna turn Oboe's selfie into an NFT.
someone better does
The fact that Oboe's sing at the end is pretty good really make me crave an album from him.
I just need you to know that the song you sang about the organ was more creative than anything in this game
The empty buildings pretending to be shops and currency exchanges are really a perfect analogy for the entire concept of NFTs and cryptoscamming in general. Very strong "It really works! If, um, you get enough suckers to believe in it" vibes. Also strong "Ignore the man behind the curtain" vibes. And they're all trying so hard to make it sound like a positive thing... with the creepiest plastic smiles. "You can be rich! Yeah, you! I've told you the secret, oh no~ All you have to do is grind your mind down to nothing with trivial bullshit, then cave in and buy my FakeCoins so you can enjoy equally trivial bullshit! Whee!"
you've figured it out huh bud
9:30 I have a theory that even the music is AI-generated NFT garbage and that's why it sounds like that.
It’s like those old let’s make a deal type memes.
You give me: your email address and money
You receive: a screenshot of your character
Ah yes, the cespool of criptobros and ponzi schemes. As terrible as this was, it stands out as one of the few web3 play to earn "games" with actual gameplay.
I never realized that Roblocks was blockchain but the similarities are striking.
I actually got memed and made a true decentralized nft game and later on realized without millions of dollars to buy influencers it was dead on arrival. This whole ecosystem is screwed up and I advise any indie dev reading this to stay far away from it
@@crypto1upteam750 @Kiratv said it best. The people who are interested in crypto and NFT games are interested in the investment, not the game. They will have tons of passion but building a game to farm money and fomo. Its the same mentality that leads to toxic monetization and game abandonment as soon as the game doesn't perform.
I'm sorry you got pulled into such a project. I'm sure most devs just want to make a game and be successful, and I think wannabe investors prey on that desire.
@@crypto1upteam750I'm actually curious now about this game. Having a blockchain game without not financial advisors offering not financial advice talking about it should be a badge of honour
As soon as you said NFT game, I knew it would be spicy. Can't believe the Zucc made this.
You know that the game was bad when it didn't had any bionicle reference
I never really understand why metaverse games always have the worst art direction conceivable. Like, your multi-million dollar blockchain empire cannot hire a bunch of artists and sound designers to make an actually acceptable looking/sounding game?
Also I looked up the songs shown around 10:00 and they are actually fine (yeah even the second one despite its rather bare bones intro), I wonder if they are aware that their songs are in this game as neither of them mention this game anywhere in their description
No artist with an ounce of self respect would touch a project like this. The only people willing to have anything to do with this are soulless cryptobros who's only mission in life is sucking every penny and dime from destitute, naive and mentally challenged people.
They probably don’t care enough about making an actual game. This is a scam after all.
It's probably like five guys looking to scam people. I looked up the value of the currency and apparently you'd need half a million baba coins to make a thousand dollars lmao.
@@The_Novuan Russian. They’re prolly Russian.
The only nft games that is trying (keyword 'trying' since it's pretty generic) to have some sort of art direction is a moba nft game i found randomly on playstore, and that's probably only because it's a Moba game.
Why trust the invisible hand of the the market when you have "self regulating tokenomics"? I can't believe this isn't a satire game
It kind of is, just an unintentional one. From time to time, the craziest people will simply provide such a ludicrous example of their own "logic" that no amount of hyperbole can surpass them, making them immune to further satire while effectively satirizing themselves. How can one strawman the beliefs of one who, by even the most tolerant standards, openly subscribes to cartoonish degrees of parasitic and/or predatory malice?
When I was in Europe you had to pay to use public restrooms but you do not have to pay a single baba in metaverser to get into the bathroom so...thats a positive
Is this true? What are they gonna do if you don't pay? Make you drop your dookie on the floor?
@@conehed1138 It was in Switzerland/Italy...one euro or your receipt had a code. Pretty sure its a similar thing in Portland/Seattle
@@conehed1138 In certain restaurants, in certain places in Europe, only paying customers are allowed to use the restroom. People who are not paying customers can instead pay like a 2 € coin to use the restroom.
Atleast that's the case where I live. I believe it is to discourage like drunk or homeless people from disturbing the customers and workers.
@@conehed1138 you just don't go in. Like, you either pay or go relieve yourself somewhere else. For example here most if not all train station bathrooms have a small price to use them and they even give you a set portion of toilet paper for that money :)
@@IGoByAlllexia what if someone has to really really go and they have no money? They are expected to just defecate in the street? I thought America was peak capitalism but charging someone to use a public toilet is just inhumane. Wtf. Do you guys charge for water fountains too?
This reminds me of one of those point and click math games from the 90s where you solve puzzles to earn tickets to play games.
This game and all others like it, are effectively the “game as a service” ideology taker to its most logical and horrifying conclusion.
True story, “Baba” is the Japanese equivalent of either an old crone or something you affectionately call your grandma.
Whoa careful Oboe, that organ sound effect almost gave be the Jibblies.
"Why would you buy that in real life?"
How else am I meant to complete my Toa Mahri Hahli cosplay?
this video is technically a billion screenshots of the game. so you're basically getting away with a giant heist
I like how they could not figure out how to actually play like, level music on a level so they put a bunch of invisible speakers on the obstacle course instead
couldn't figure out how to do the thing that, you know, every other game ever has
That has to be one of the best and only songs I've ever heard about an organ.
For context on the in game tokens, baba coin is worth roughly 0.00002 USD, and if each 100 points = 1 baba, you would need roughly 500 000 points for 1 dollar of baba. This clearly couldn't be a scam game! Perfectly balanced
BABA IS TOKEN
I feel that the song at the end took more time and effort than the whole game before it.
As a solo game dev, who is very concerned about whether or not he can make a marketable product, seeing these games give me hope, my game is in pre-alpha, and I think you might already have more fun with it than this... My game even has as toilet and sink in the bathroom.
I feel like this game just uses your hardware to mine in the background
This ending tune is now my NFT ringtone, nobody else listen to it.
Dat ending song tho...can we have some appreciation for it. Dang well felt like I should'a been chewing a blade of grass while it played.
Honestly glad epic sometimes doesn't filter out the trash because afterall someone's trash is someone elses treasure
I see you everywhere bro
From my perspective, Epic are only ever selling trash 😂
We must be reminded that we’re not Cyberpunk *yet*
@@led-0185& FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!
wait what are we talking about?
@@led-0185 From my perspective the jedi are evil... wait :)
"The Good, the Baba, and the Fungible" wonderful
This is definitely the future of gaming
sadly enough you might be correct
The Organ Song is god-tier madness.
"This is a blockchain/NFT game" was enough to get me to spasm in my chair
the organ song at the end was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
organ song goes hard
i appreciate the organ explanation
One of the best policies Steam ever implemented was banning NFT/Blockchain games from their platform. I'll take 10,000 visual novel hentai games and Chinese asset flips before I'd want a single one of these "games" on Steam
The Buttery Winthrops' latest brought me to tears. Thank goodness such music can exist in the same, unimaginative world that made Metaverser. ;-;
The art gallery needed a full fledge sculpture of our almighty Kohrak
You know what I really want on a game? Working and then commuting to buy stuff in a mall.
I'd pay all the Babbas for that last song, and this guy posted it to UA-cam for free. I hope you payed the Buttery Winthropes well
That organ song was a fever dream.
I love the Matoran at the end for your patron’s
poppy makes a cameo,you'll remember him from that game where greek gods sing at each other or something
the buttery winthrops finally hit it big
They missed a gold mine. The “Baba Battle Pass” sounds like a good purchase.
Legit though, how do organs (instrument) work, especially before electricity? There needs to be some supply of pressurized air for the pipes, like for a bagpipe. Were there actually priests using bellows or something?
Genuine curious question. 😅
According to google, they got a couple of interns to manually bellow air into the pipes
There are a lot of different creative ways to produce wind that don't utilise slaves or "electricity" (aka slaves hidden in secret compartments)
@Loderyod why is your default "slaves" though?
I’d be lying if I said that song about organs didn’t slap
I watch these videos fully expecting atleest 1 bionicle refrens in every review.
Does the dead mall have a speaker system?
It's like playing a game on mushrooms sans the fun.
I saw the thumbnail and thought they put my main mercenary Mattias Nilsson into a dam mobile game.
I genuinely can't believe you choked on the fun obstacle challenge course obby
Turbines build pressure in the organs chests, and pressing the keys opens a valve to let it through, depending which stops (instrument rows) are activated. I worked on cathedral organs for years lol
Baba is what I called my bottles when I was a baby. What was their thought process when they named their useless currency this?
I probably shouldn’t be thinking about how the organ works when in church, but I’ve spent too much time actually doing that
Yo, new Buttery Winthrops! 👀
The meta verse neighborhood looks warily similar to the Cruelty Squad neighborhood level
That song at the end is the most fungibile track in the history of NFTs
Organs have an air compressor if they have pipes.
But who puts air into air compressor? 😅
@DmytroBogdan how much does an Organ Air Refiller make per hour?
Holy God, that ending song is amazing!
Mark from metaverse here we're gonna need that screenshot back 😂
I can't wait for part two where you visit again to see changes
I remember when I was a kid there was this weird mmo where you mined planets (not EVE online) and you could sell them for "real cash" and even as a 6 year old I was like "people are dumb enough to believe this crap?"
Hands down the best organ song ever, now that I think about it think its the only organ song ever, perfect for a ringtone.
The music in this game reminds me of Cruelty Squad OST. Except there the music was made with intent. Here it actually sounds like AI-generated noise.
This game is honestly the perfect representation of the Epic games store; it's terrible and it shouldn't be allowed to exist.
9:15 if someone asks you what metaverser is, skip to this part of the video and they will understand right away
I love that the music in this game inspired you to make your own. That's a pretty cool outcome
Fun fact: there is a pipe organ database for North America, if you live there and are so inclined you can find the closest pipe organ to you!
What a time to be alive!
I just know oboe got dozens of garbage emails after playing this.
the best part is definetely the sims 2 world backdrop. green flats with mazelike roads as far as the eye can see
Cruelty Squad looks better than this.
More people will see that Austrian tech-bro-dude's commercial on your channel than will ever see it in that Metaverser nonsense.
Please, please don’t look away. I’d love to watch this Oboe video but he’s charging me ten baba. Please, don’t you have some b-okay, turn your back on me, it’s okay.
9:00 I can’t believe they got Iron Pinapple in this game /jkjk
Goblin dance sound effect is the best 💯
there's clearly a goblin trapped in that organ
you need to do an album of your songs lmaooooo ty you make me happy ;)
oboe thank you for including another homestar runner reference in your video. I was worried you ran out
is it true that you where originally going to star in the butterfinger advertisements instead of bart simpson
What’s worse… Reaganomics or Tokenomics?
That mall is absolutely sad
Waiting for the Pinkertons to come to my door, looking for that 1Baba coin.
At first I thought the game said you can earn "Bye Bye" tokens, because that's what you will be saying to your money when you play this game.
This is the canonical prequel to cruelty squad
the ending songs are getting better