I’ll never buy these shovelware games, I’m just gonna buy Wii games that I feel interest with. I just got Twilight Princess a few months ago, and I need to buy a copy of Mario Kart Wii.
I had a friend like that growing up, we had all the Mario games, Smash, Zelda etc., meanwhile they had the most bizarre European shovelware (I’m from the UK) I’ve ever seen and never seen since, although I grew up with it on the DS, I always liked pet/veterinary games as a kid and there was A LOT of animal shovelware on the DS 😂
The story behind Sukeban Shachou Rena Is actually kind of heartwarming and sad. The game was developed and published by Jorudan, who had some awesome experiments such as the fighting game/basketball game, 1-On-1, a basketball game with Tekken's limb-based button control scheme and the horror/pinball game Paranoiascape, both for the PlayStation 1. Sukeban Shachou Rena was developed with them pretty much knowing it would be their last game, so they made a tribute to their recently deceased office-cat, Rena. Of course, they knew it was more of a labor of love than the next big hit, so it doesn't handle the best, but it's full of heart, soul and character. The game would barely sell 100 copies and they would bow out of game development I believe just a week after publishing it (that's how sure they were about their impending doom). Sad, but honestly a great farewell to a really out of the box developer. Jorudan still exists these days, but they seem to run a Japanese transportation website. Kind of one of those "you can get from here to here if you take this train, then take this taxi, then take this bus, and we'll help you book the tickets" type deals.
I had a feeling this had to be a real cat, but I didn't know what her significance was and had thought she was just some cat that everyone in Japan knows but she's unheard of elsewhere. Knowing she was their cat that died is a little sad, but it's sweet that a tribute to her was their last oorah, even if it didn't sell that well.
Jorudan made a lot of underrated good games, but those that are brought outside Japan has them under the label of the publisher, as in they're almost uncredited outside of Japan.
Mullvad be our ticket to the high seas. (seriously Mullvad is the best VPN, you can even pay with cash, is super cheap and works extremely well, guess they spend their money on the vpn and not marketing)
@@Mario583a windows is pretty decent at detecting so i wouldnt suggest using external AV applications, its usually just bloat and adware. Malwarebytes is the only i'd download And there are sites you can use to check your files before downloading. As long as you are using common sense and not using TPB you should be a ok.
Fun fact, the 3 games you played (if briefly) Ninja Breadman, Anubis 2, and the rock & roll one? There's a 4th version of that same game. Meaning there are FOUR reskins of a prototype Zool game which the IP holders canceled out there. And they were sold on the PS2 originally, then ported with broken motion controls to the Wii.
Actually, there was a FIFTH Ninjabread Man clone - Casper the Friendly Ghost - but was the only one not released in North America (it was European-exclusive).
Iirc when a bunch of DDI hard drives resurfaced there might have been a prototype of that zool game included but I might be very wrong and I’m going off memory here
When i was a kid, I had buyers remorse from getting Wreck It Ralph. Years later, a crack grew on my disc and it stopped working, so a friend and I smashed it up. Its remains are taped up to my wall
When I was a kid, me and my friend would smash discs with a pair of those old 3rd party ps2 controllers, and say we're "playing the PS12" or "playing the Xbox720" sarcastically
I had a hard plastic CD slip case that was meant for homemade CDs, and how it worked was you slipped the CD inside and pushed a lever that would eject the CD. A friend and I discovered that if you pushed the lever hard enough, it would eject the CD across the room like a frisbee, and then we spent like twenty minutes launching my PS2 copy of Spyro Enter the Dragonfly at each other. I still have that CD case around here somewhere.
@@Sergio-nb4hjI had a liscensed broken guitar hero guitar. I shit you not, when I tried to break this desk to destroy the guitar. The desk broke, yet the guitars whammy bar just popped out of place LOL.
Oh my god, I did not expect to see the Japan only cat game that sold less than 200 copies total on this list. No one knows about that game lol. It's a holy grail item for the Wii, and I would adore having a copy at some point. It is absolutely not a good financial decision but I want it!
@@Rexicojone lmao not sure why you're so upset that I want this one single game. I would absolutely buy it if I saw the game for sale and had the money. It's still more useful than something else like sealed games because I can actually use it lol.
I was thinking that cat is the MOST convincing video game cat I've seen. I dunno why but games have a really hard time getting common animals like cats and dogs "right", even still today
25:56 Not sure how much you care, but this minigame is actually based around yojijukugo (四字熟語), or kanji idioms that are each made up of 4 kanji. There are over a thousand of these, and each time you lost in the game, it reset to a different one. The game wants you to pick the second kanji in the idiom displayed in the box. So for example, one round had 千客万来 (which apparently mean "roaring business"), and the second kanji is 客, meaning you'd choose option A. A kinda sorta English equivalent would be, say, "What ____ around comes around" and the game wanting you to pick "goes" as the missing word. As someone who speaks a good deal of Japanese, kanji are the bane of my existence. They all have multiple readings too (depending on the context they're used in), one which is based on old Chinese pronunciations and one which is just something made up by Japan. Most kanji have 2 readings, but some have 3 or 4. I think it's a cool writing system and I do appreciate the logic to it... but I have a dumb English-based brain so I can't actually figure out what that logic *is*. Enjoyed the video a lot! Why are bad video games so fascinating?
I’ve always felt the difficulty English speakers have with kanji and other ideographic scripts must be similar to foreigners learning English. English at least provides you a rough guide to pronunciation in the written form, but English words also depend on context, tone and body language to correctly interpret their meaning. They’re still quite different, but it’s easy to forget English is similarly arbitrary in many contexts, we’re just used to it.
Yeah lol, if I had a dollar for every reading of 行 I feel like I'd be a millionaire 😅. My speech is pretty fluent but I really have gotten rusty on my kanji reading... and writing without a keyboard with auto suggestions? An absolute struggle for me because I'm so out of practice lol. My handwriting is at least neater in Japanese than my native English, though 😅.
Homebrew is legal. Not only that, emulation is legal (per Sony v Bleem!), and making disk backups is perfectly legal as long as you don't distribute them. Do this shit proudly 🗿
Oh God, Alvin and The Chipmunks Chipwrecked just unlocked some deeply hidden PTSD from when it was my kids' favourite movie for an entire summer holidays. 6 weeks of that damn movie, oh the horror!
i had to click on this because i was really hoping i’d see m&ms kart racing. it was genuinely unplayable, and as a kid (and still today) i was scarred by the stupid fucking sound it made when you crashed into the wall. every time i played it i ALWAYS got stuck on a wall and couldn’t move, and the screeching sound wouldn’t stop, it was traumatizing
You: mom can we have mario kart...... Your mom: no you already have M&M kart racing at home go play that instead. You: but mom that game..... make me have nightmare at night, bc every time i hit wall, it make me shit myself Your mom: just get gud scrub......... not knowing she has been playing this game while you were at sleep and was actually good and enjoying it meanwhile you were shitting yourself in your bed bc of that screeching sound everytime you crash.
You forgot Major Minor's Majestic March. A game made by the same people who created legendarry games like PaRappa and Vib-Ribbon. The game was so bad, that the game sold a couple hundred copies in Japan in it''s first week. Also the reason Anubis II is called that, is because it's supposed to be read as "Anubis the Second".
Y'all know Alvin and the Chipmunks existed for decades before those trash movies right??? Do yourself a favor and go watch Alvin and the Chipmunks Batmunk special.
I actually had M&Ms Kart Racers as a kid that my dad surprised me with one day. I vividly remember how absolutely AWFUL the controls were, they were either too responsive or not responsible at all, there was no in between. I felt bad when i told my dad i didn't like it but i think he understood lmao
When I was a little kid, my uncle brought his Wii and his few games to a family gathering. I really wanted to play one game with promising cover art, but he refused - I cried and screamed, but he didn’t budge. That game was Ninjabread Man… I owe my uncle a great debt.
... If I remember correctly, ddi made the same game FOUR times, Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland was also one of them, so... Ninja bread man is rumored to be the "original" because of its similarities to an old platformer ddi got the rights of which were then recalled so Ninja Bread Man is the original which got quickly reskinned and released, and then the other three came after it
Actually, there was a FIFTH Ninjabread Man clone - Casper the Friendly Ghost - but was the only one not released in North America (it was European-exclusive).
The worst part about the Family Feud game is that they didn’t build in the feature to respond “penis” to prompts and get Steve Harvey to make that face 😂
you know, the most surprising thing about this video was the ending, i was certain that after being shot the discs would have been nothing but shards, but they held together surprisingly well to have multiple bullet holes in them
5:38 to be fair, the US has definitely stolen a lot of ideas from the UK as well. Who wants to be a millionaire for example started out in the UK and then I guess about a year later it came to the US. Although the first ever person to win the million dollars was on the US edition and anybody who's familiar with him knows that he was totally baller with how he won the million dollars.
Half way through watching this I was joking with my friend about how after a few vids of autoplay on a YT kids video, it would probably end up on how to make pipe bombs. I was NOT prepared for where this vid was going...
holy shit am i glad i found this video. i love watching videos about video games but this video has something that no other video has had in probably the past 5-6 years or so. authentic, real, and unfiltered jokes and opinions. incredibly based. keep making shit like this dude. i’m gonna check out your other videos. this really brought me back to old youtube. i’m glad to see that this video dynamic is not fully dead
Yeah I agree it has good vibes. Tbh there are still a lot of good UA-camrs and videos on here, their channels are just less well known and more obscure. But I enjoy supporting small creators much more
Yeah I remember liking the PC version as a kid. Years later I learned it was made by DDI so I went back and replayed to see if it was as good as I remembered, and surprisingly it still holds up pretty good. I can't help but wonder if something changed internally in the company at the turn of the century that made them completely shift development strategies.
I’ve known about Alvin and the Chipmunks before the first movie was released, heck, I watched the Chipmunk Christmas special that spawned the 80s series that eventually got worked on by DiC, the company that brought us classics like The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Sonic SatAM. I even knew a little about the 60s series that used the UPA style that was popular for TV cartoons back then.
13:29 Even as a nine year old kid and seeing m&m Cart Racing in the games aisle, I remember thinking that this game looks like a steaming box of doodoofeces. Just from the box art alone. Its good to see my suspicions confirmed so many years later
I'm just going to say this Nintendo is going to lose every time they try to take down the emulators and I believe Nintendo should give up now, because 1 day it's going to bite him in the butt.
Honestly a good video! I’m glad it was in my recommended. I’ve been on a kick lately watching footage of specifically bad or obscure video games. This featured some I had not heard of! Nice voice to listen to as well. I see this video is catching a lot of views so good luck!!
I enjoyed the video but you might honestly legitimately have to be careful about the pipe bomb shit, like I feel like that might honestly have your YT channel taken down and the FBI potentially knock on your door even though it was a bit.
Saw a tik toker say “someone just blow up my school already because I’m sick of this shit” and got in genuine trouble and was threatened to be charged with felonies. If this dude gets any more popular this video is gonna bite him in the ass one day
Actually, about the Ninjabread Man clones, there’s a fourth Trixie in Toyland is ANOTHER NBM clone and I’m kinda sad you didn’t bring more awareness to it, although I’m surprised you covered RNRA since I didn’t even know about that one until today
Now I want a follow-up to this video with PS2 shovelware, and a third one surrounding DS shovelware. Well, the Wii wasn't alone; need I remind you about Data Design Interactive originally releasing their trash on the PlayStation 2 before terrorizing the Wii by porting them. The company even collaborated with the infamous Phoenix Games with Myth Makers Balls of Doom and GP!
I found this video from a user on tumblr explaining how they fell asleep while watching this and then waking up seeing this guy in a hazmat suit, the internet is truly wild sometimes
OH ANUBIS I REMEMBER THAT GAME!!! Except I got it as a bonus to breakfast cereals as a kid, so it was a pc game. It was a decent, but I don't remember ever finishing it. Then again I was a young kid so idk
22:11 That is not very many tracks. I think when I got Burger King pocket bike racer for like $5 on the original Xbox that cheap $5 game had more tracks and it controlled actually pretty well.
LJN is like a cash grab company What ever cartoon that aired on tv the company will use it and turn it into a game in like a year or less , a lot of time , they would reuse the same level designs from their last game and re theme it for another cartoon to save time and money , or they even mix up the order of the levels they already use for another game so players won’t notice
That ending segment. What the hell was that? That was literally psychotic. There wasn’t any humour to be had, just you making a literal bomb for way too long than firing a literal real handgun in a field. Took it a bit far and it lasted way too long. The video before that genuinely made me laugh out loud a few times, but that psychotic ending segment was so cringey and awkward.
I'm surprised the game shops even had those four games. You'd think it would be like Mad Catz game controllers where game shops won't even accept them as trade ins and tell you to just trash them because no one will ever buy them.
The Wii was my least favorite console, but eventually became my favorite console, after I learned to get past the motion controls marketing. Motion control was advertised so heavily that everyone thought it was central to the Wii experience. Every game developer tried to incorporate motion controls in their games. Didn't go so well most of the time. A few games actually did have tastefully done motion controls, but most were garbage. Eventually, some developers realized they didn't have to spam the use of motion controls, and could even forego motion controls entirely. That's how my opinion of the Wii changed. Nintendo wasn't forcing anybody to incorporate motion controls in their games. The Wii was designed with a focus on how games are played vs. updated graphics hardware. Good Wii games focus on the player experience, and motion controls were one tool Nintendo gave developers to enhance player experience. They could use them, or not. Some of my favorite Wii games don't use motion controls, at least if you use the classic controller as input, which I highly recommend. The Wii motion plus improved motion controls considerably, and should have been what the Wii shipped with at launch, but sadly the Wii motion plus was too late. Cheap bargain bin trash with poorly done spammed motion controls really hurt the Wii's reputation.
19:30 I remember getting the Anubis game as a kid and I thought that I was very stupid for not being good at it but it's so vindicating to know that it was just an ass game
This is the most peculiar way to disguise a pipe bomb making tutorial on UA-cam I've ever seen.
Dude i read this comment before watching the video and thought “haha what a funny comment” then this dude cuts to him in a fucking hazmat suit 😭😭
Worrying behavior honestly like another Mr anime kinda Case on our hands
@@wyattrierson3967 You could have not said that.
@@wyattrierson3967Mr anime? What'd he do?
@@Ten_Thousand_LocustsThat guy killed people
imagine being a kid seeing your friends play Twilight Princess or Mario Kart and you just pull up with a Data Design Interactive game 💀
I’ll never buy these shovelware games, I’m just gonna buy Wii games that I feel interest with. I just got Twilight Princess a few months ago, and I need to buy a copy of Mario Kart Wii.
@@traviscunningham7062 you should grab a copy of mario galaxy while you're at it yes yes
I had a friend like that growing up, we had all the Mario games, Smash, Zelda etc., meanwhile they had the most bizarre European shovelware (I’m from the UK) I’ve ever seen and never seen since, although I grew up with it on the DS, I always liked pet/veterinary games as a kid and there was A LOT of animal shovelware on the DS 😂
@@lumulubro think he tom nook
😂 if that kid got data design interactive games they better off playing outside with imaginary friends.
The story behind
Sukeban Shachou Rena
Is actually kind of heartwarming and sad. The game was developed and published by Jorudan, who had some awesome experiments such as the fighting game/basketball game, 1-On-1, a basketball game with Tekken's limb-based button control scheme and the horror/pinball game Paranoiascape, both for the PlayStation 1. Sukeban Shachou Rena was developed with them pretty much knowing it would be their last game, so they made a tribute to their recently deceased office-cat, Rena. Of course, they knew it was more of a labor of love than the next big hit, so it doesn't handle the best, but it's full of heart, soul and character. The game would barely sell 100 copies and they would bow out of game development I believe just a week after publishing it (that's how sure they were about their impending doom). Sad, but honestly a great farewell to a really out of the box developer.
Jorudan still exists these days, but they seem to run a Japanese transportation website. Kind of one of those "you can get from here to here if you take this train, then take this taxi, then take this bus, and we'll help you book the tickets" type deals.
I was looking for a comment like this, that game didn't look lazy like the other ones and from the short gameplay shown seemed pretty charming
I had a feeling this had to be a real cat, but I didn't know what her significance was and had thought she was just some cat that everyone in Japan knows but she's unheard of elsewhere. Knowing she was their cat that died is a little sad, but it's sweet that a tribute to her was their last oorah, even if it didn't sell that well.
@sem_aki yeah it seems like the lack of reviews is just from it being so obscure
@@Bobo-ox7fj
How did you arrive to that conclusion?
Jorudan made a lot of underrated good games, but those that are brought outside Japan has them under the label of the publisher, as in they're almost uncredited outside of Japan.
Random fact: the pc production of Ninjabread man was so rushed that you can find the gingerbread biscuit from Shrek as Save files
As quoted from Rerez:
"Somebody call DreamWorks, I SMELL A LAWSUIT!"
@@Macrusader "IT'S. JUST. BAD."
The irony is that NinjaBreadman is the failed result of DDI's failed prototype to a ZOOL remake
In the PS2 version also appear as Gingerbread Man
lmao
Anubis II isn't a sequel. It's Anubis, the 2nd. As in, Anubis Jr. Not making the game itself any better, nor is it any less stupid, but still.
“They made a sequel without making an original. You can’t make this stuff up folks”.
Turns out you totally can.
@@Valentinexyz__ Makes me think of a New Hope LOL
sounds more stupid now
@@luisrosado7050 Yes, but not a stupid that had to be (understandably) misconstrued!
They Just so it to mind wash people to think, If its a sequel it musst bei some good xD
as we say in the TOTALLY LEGAL PART OF THE GAMING COMMUNITY, wear an internet condom when you do shady stuff
Arrr
Mullvad be our ticket to the high seas. (seriously Mullvad is the best VPN, you can even pay with cash, is super cheap and works extremely well, guess they spend their money on the vpn and not marketing)
And also, scan files with your antivirus ad some might claim it is 'clean', when in fact it's the opposite.
🏴☠️🫡
@@Mario583a windows is pretty decent at detecting so i wouldnt suggest using external AV applications, its usually just bloat and adware. Malwarebytes is the only i'd download
And there are sites you can use to check your files before downloading.
As long as you are using common sense and not using TPB you should be a ok.
Jesus Christ, as a divorced parents kid who's favorite console was a wii, that opener hit different
I had to say that it isn't accurate because my parents aren't technically divorced yet, but they may as well be so it hits different lol.
Same
No literally bro like wtf😭
My favorite console is also the Wii. I’m only buying games that I feel interested in buying, shovelware garbage is not included.
I feel called out
Fun fact, the 3 games you played (if briefly) Ninja Breadman, Anubis 2, and the rock & roll one? There's a 4th version of that same game. Meaning there are FOUR reskins of a prototype Zool game which the IP holders canceled out there. And they were sold on the PS2 originally, then ported with broken motion controls to the Wii.
Actually, there was a FIFTH Ninjabread Man clone - Casper the Friendly Ghost - but was the only one not released in North America (it was European-exclusive).
You talking about that Trixie in Toyland game or whatever it was called?
Iirc when a bunch of DDI hard drives resurfaced there might have been a prototype of that zool game included but I might be very wrong and I’m going off memory here
Sending a pipebomb filled with chocolate cake is indeed very dark.
Holy shit did not expect anarchists cookbook content at the end
He really pulled a breaking bad cuz of how shitty those games were
When i was a kid, I had buyers remorse from getting Wreck It Ralph. Years later, a crack grew on my disc and it stopped working, so a friend and I smashed it up. Its remains are taped up to my wall
W
When I was a kid, me and my friend would smash discs with a pair of those old 3rd party ps2 controllers, and say we're "playing the PS12" or "playing the Xbox720" sarcastically
I had a hard plastic CD slip case that was meant for homemade CDs, and how it worked was you slipped the CD inside and pushed a lever that would eject the CD. A friend and I discovered that if you pushed the lever hard enough, it would eject the CD across the room like a frisbee, and then we spent like twenty minutes launching my PS2 copy of Spyro Enter the Dragonfly at each other. I still have that CD case around here somewhere.
@@Sergio-nb4hjI had a liscensed broken guitar hero guitar. I shit you not, when I tried to break this desk to destroy the guitar. The desk broke, yet the guitars whammy bar just popped out of place LOL.
like wreck it ralph for the wii?
they probably gave away free Wii dev kits taped to magazines
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Oh my god, I did not expect to see the Japan only cat game that sold less than 200 copies total on this list. No one knows about that game lol. It's a holy grail item for the Wii, and I would adore having a copy at some point. It is absolutely not a good financial decision but I want it!
ermmegurrr bad game now costing a trillion dollars MUST BUY!!!! ..... Dont give in to the resellers to buy a terrible game, same goes for N64 ones.
@Rexicojone God forbid people have hobbies bro let people have fun
@@Rexicojone lmao not sure why you're so upset that I want this one single game. I would absolutely buy it if I saw the game for sale and had the money. It's still more useful than something else like sealed games because I can actually use it lol.
It's crazy that you have to worry more about Nintendo emulation than making a pipe bomb.
That cat game just looks amazing for a Wii game. It has no business having graphics that good
I was thinking that cat is the MOST convincing video game cat I've seen. I dunno why but games have a really hard time getting common animals like cats and dogs "right", even still today
@@Neogeddon looks about on par with that STRAY game (I think that’s what it’s called?)
@@scottoleson1997 Oh, I forgot about that game! Definitely an exception; they got the cat very right in that
Stray was taking so long to make just get the cats right@scottoleson1997
I watched this while sleep deprived and got very confused when you were suddenly synthetizing meth
What-
25:56 Not sure how much you care, but this minigame is actually based around yojijukugo (四字熟語), or kanji idioms that are each made up of 4 kanji. There are over a thousand of these, and each time you lost in the game, it reset to a different one. The game wants you to pick the second kanji in the idiom displayed in the box. So for example, one round had 千客万来 (which apparently mean "roaring business"), and the second kanji is 客, meaning you'd choose option A.
A kinda sorta English equivalent would be, say, "What ____ around comes around" and the game wanting you to pick "goes" as the missing word.
As someone who speaks a good deal of Japanese, kanji are the bane of my existence. They all have multiple readings too (depending on the context they're used in), one which is based on old Chinese pronunciations and one which is just something made up by Japan. Most kanji have 2 readings, but some have 3 or 4.
I think it's a cool writing system and I do appreciate the logic to it... but I have a dumb English-based brain so I can't actually figure out what that logic *is*.
Enjoyed the video a lot! Why are bad video games so fascinating?
I’ve always felt the difficulty English speakers have with kanji and other ideographic scripts must be similar to foreigners learning English. English at least provides you a rough guide to pronunciation in the written form, but English words also depend on context, tone and body language to correctly interpret their meaning. They’re still quite different, but it’s easy to forget English is similarly arbitrary in many contexts, we’re just used to it.
Yeah lol, if I had a dollar for every reading of 行 I feel like I'd be a millionaire 😅.
My speech is pretty fluent but I really have gotten rusty on my kanji reading... and writing without a keyboard with auto suggestions? An absolute struggle for me because I'm so out of practice lol. My handwriting is at least neater in Japanese than my native English, though 😅.
I learned Chinese in school and it really helps you figure out the meaning for basic Japanese kanji even if you don’t know how to pronounce it
@@revenevan11 according to wiktionary, ðe readings are:
音読み：ギョウ、コウ、アン、ヒン、ゴウ
訓読み：いく（行く）、ゆく（行く）、おこなう（行う／行なう）、おこない（行い）、くだり、しぬ（行ぬ）、みち、やる（行る）
名乗り：あきら、き、たか、つら、のり、ひら、もち、みち、やす、ゆき、すすむ、とおる、まこと、あるき、いたる、ゆくえ、つよむ、つよし
ðats 32 readings
No one cares weeb
Homebrew is legal.
Not only that, emulation is legal (per Sony v Bleem!), and making disk backups is perfectly legal as long as you don't distribute them.
Do this shit proudly 🗿
Imagine being the Gamestop employee who was handed a list of ten of the worst video games ever made for a console and told, "I'll take the lot."
I swear out of all the console, Wii probably has the most shovelware and terrible games on the console alone
gotta be the switch for me. the amount of 10€< shovelwares games i found on the eshop is insane
DS also got a lot
The Xbox 360 marketplace had a lot of awful indie titles(thanks MrFecalFunny)
Didn't you know, Nintendo and Shovelware are synonyms
Switch and Ps2 may want to have a word
The commitment to the bit at the end was intense.
Oh God, Alvin and The Chipmunks Chipwrecked just unlocked some deeply hidden PTSD from when it was my kids' favourite movie for an entire summer holidays.
6 weeks of that damn movie, oh the horror!
I remember a 4chan post where someone pre-ordered the m&m kart racer and expected it to be a brawler lmao
Jesus christ
i had to click on this because i was really hoping i’d see m&ms kart racing. it was genuinely unplayable, and as a kid (and still today) i was scarred by the stupid fucking sound it made when you crashed into the wall. every time i played it i ALWAYS got stuck on a wall and couldn’t move, and the screeching sound wouldn’t stop, it was traumatizing
You: mom can we have mario kart......
Your mom: no you already have M&M kart racing at home go play that instead.
You: but mom that game..... make me have nightmare at night, bc every time i hit wall, it make me shit myself
Your mom: just get gud scrub......... not knowing she has been playing this game while you were at sleep and was actually good and enjoying it meanwhile you were shitting yourself in your bed bc of that screeching sound everytime you crash.
@@nicholasclermont7390 LMAO
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER
the release of the Wii is further from us now than the fall of the Soviet Union was from the release of the Wi.
Holy shit
You forgot Major Minor's Majestic March. A game made by the same people who created legendarry games like PaRappa and Vib-Ribbon. The game was so bad, that the game sold a couple hundred copies in Japan in it''s first week.
Also the reason Anubis II is called that, is because it's supposed to be read as "Anubis the Second".
NanaOn-Sha really did fall off, huh
It makes me so sad how bad that game was, since I love all the character designs and aesthetics. Such a shame :(
i still have an unopened copy of that for some reason. No reason to ever play it
Homeboy out here presenting a cake recipe as if it were a recipe for explosives 🤣
That reminded me of Rocky and Bullwinkle!
12:54 UA-cam’s automatic chapter labeled it as Eminem cart racing rather than m&m
Oh damn.
I uh. I thought the pipe bomb comment was. A joke.
Thats just a fucking pipe bomb.
Dawg he made that "pipe bomb" with brownie ingredients. Theobromine is from chocolate, its not an explosive. Glucose is sugar.
Wth happens at the end? Wasn’t expecting breaking bad sequel here…
Y'all know Alvin and the Chipmunks existed for decades before those trash movies right??? Do yourself a favor and go watch Alvin and the Chipmunks Batmunk special.
We got a real Munkhead here
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Look I munk with the best. My life was Alvin and his brothers growing up
@@cloud6060 I'm more of an ironic Chipmunks fan lol. I did like the 90s specials they had though, mostly the Halloween one.
Chipmunks go to the movies!
To be fair, they were always terrible
I actually had M&Ms Kart Racers as a kid that my dad surprised me with one day. I vividly remember how absolutely AWFUL the controls were, they were either too responsive or not responsible at all, there was no in between. I felt bad when i told my dad i didn't like it but i think he understood lmao
I was the weirdo who enjoyed racing my m&m's 💀
When I was a little kid, my uncle brought his Wii and his few games to a family gathering. I really wanted to play one game with promising cover art, but he refused - I cried and screamed, but he didn’t budge. That game was Ninjabread Man… I owe my uncle a great debt.
Anubis II isnt a sequel. The character is "Anubis the 2nd". Still doesnt make it any less confusing
... If I remember correctly, ddi made the same game FOUR times, Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland was also one of them, so... Ninja bread man is rumored to be the "original" because of its similarities to an old platformer ddi got the rights of which were then recalled so Ninja Bread Man is the original which got quickly reskinned and released, and then the other three came after it
They were planning on making a Zool reboot but the demo they made was too trash to get the license. They reskinned that demo to Ninjabread man
Actually, there was a FIFTH Ninjabread Man clone - Casper the Friendly Ghost - but was the only one not released in North America (it was European-exclusive).
"Motion controls are the worst thing ever"
Meanwhile the intro shows motion control-based games as good examples for the Wii library. Nice.
Fuuuuck. The intro comment about the Wii being the favorite of kids with divorced parents simultaneously cut deep and made me crack up
The fact that there are a bunch of Data Design Interactive games in here takes me back to classic Vinesauce Shovelware Showcase
There has been Family Feud games before the PlayStation. It was also on the NES, Super NES, Game Boy Advance, and Sega Genesis.
Exactly
The worst part about the Family Feud game is that they didn’t build in the feature to respond “penis” to prompts and get Steve Harvey to make that face 😂
Hold on, go back. We had Family Feud back here in the UK for decades before a hiatus
you know, the most surprising thing about this video was the ending, i was certain that after being shot the discs would have been nothing but shards, but they held together surprisingly well to have multiple bullet holes in them
Damn I remember that AVGN episode where he's grandpa playing some lame far cry port for Wii. Funny, now it's really how things are viewed.
It's crazy that the Wii is older now than some of the old games he reviewed at the time he made that joke.
@@NottJoeyOfficialyeah the oldest games had to be about 19 years old from some of his first videos
RIP Vimm’s Totally Legal 1997 Lair. Nintendo is diabolical.
Thankfully this is just a bit the isn't actually how to make a pipe bomb (probably)
It seems it was actually closer to chocolate cake
@@brendanthedreamer hyper realistic pipe bomb cake lol
5:38 to be fair, the US has definitely stolen a lot of ideas from the UK as well. Who wants to be a millionaire for example started out in the UK and then I guess about a year later it came to the US. Although the first ever person to win the million dollars was on the US edition and anybody who's familiar with him knows that he was totally baller with how he won the million dollars.
These shows are never really stolen. They’re deals between production companies so they can make more money off their IPs in different markets
Someone was definitely butthurt about being called out in the video. 🙄
Half way through watching this I was joking with my friend about how after a few vids of autoplay on a YT kids video, it would probably end up on how to make pipe bombs.
I was NOT prepared for where this vid was going...
What in the Columbine was that ending?
That Vimm's Lair bit aged like fucking milk.
sadly the Vimm's Lair suggestion doesn't work anymore since Nintendo broke their kneecaps too
It's always nice to see someone new discover Data Design Interactive
holy shit am i glad i found this video. i love watching videos about video games but this video has something that no other video has had in probably the past 5-6 years or so. authentic, real, and unfiltered jokes and opinions. incredibly based. keep making shit like this dude. i’m gonna check out your other videos. this really brought me back to old youtube. i’m glad to see that this video dynamic is not fully dead
Yeah I agree it has good vibes. Tbh there are still a lot of good UA-camrs and videos on here, their channels are just less well known and more obscure. But I enjoy supporting small creators much more
I REMEMBER HATING MONKEY MISCHIEF SO MUCH it horrified me that the monkeys died via going down the toilet drain 💀
What's very unserious about Japanese is I can only read Kanji because of mandarin classes😭😭
DDI sends their regards and thanks you for playing the perfectly crafted games.
Lego Rock Raiders was actually a cool RTS game that happened to be designed by DDI. Well before their Wii shovelware days.
Yeah I remember liking the PC version as a kid. Years later I learned it was made by DDI so I went back and replayed to see if it was as good as I remembered, and surprisingly it still holds up pretty good. I can't help but wonder if something changed internally in the company at the turn of the century that made them completely shift development strategies.
RIP Vimms no more Nintendo titles, you gave the game away!
Bro I woke up to this and he's just casually making a pipe bomb!? I thought this a review on Wii games LMAO
I’ve known about Alvin and the Chipmunks before the first movie was released, heck, I watched the Chipmunk Christmas special that spawned the 80s series that eventually got worked on by DiC, the company that brought us classics like The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Sonic SatAM. I even knew a little about the 60s series that used the UPA style that was popular for TV cartoons back then.
13:29 Even as a nine year old kid and seeing m&m Cart Racing in the games aisle, I remember thinking that this game looks like a steaming box of doodoofeces. Just from the box art alone. Its good to see my suspicions confirmed so many years later
I'm just going to say this Nintendo is going to lose every time they try to take down the emulators and I believe Nintendo should give up now, because 1 day it's going to bite him in the butt.
I'm surprised they haven't taken down Citra.
@@kaizenchaosprimordial8945 They did, it was a victim of the Yuzu lawsuit
@mysticaxolotl8215 why is the site to download it still up?
Honestly a good video! I’m glad it was in my recommended. I’ve been on a kick lately watching footage of specifically bad or obscure video games. This featured some I had not heard of! Nice voice to listen to as well. I see this video is catching a lot of views so good luck!!
I enjoyed the video but you might honestly legitimately have to be careful about the pipe bomb shit, like I feel like that might honestly have your YT channel taken down and the FBI potentially knock on your door even though it was a bit.
Saw a tik toker say “someone just blow up my school already because I’m sick of this shit” and got in genuine trouble and was threatened to be charged with felonies. If this dude gets any more popular this video is gonna bite him in the ass one day
I don't think I'll ever forget the "Mario kart on an 8th" line. I howled lmao
I love how they made a racing game for the Wii that looks worse than most racing games for the N64 or DS
Not a single flinch at the smoke alarms, this man is dedicated to the video
14:55 Rerez made a great video about the DDI colectathons that gives more history around the game
BRO I DIDN'T EXPECT THE US CONSTITUTION TO MAKE A CAMEO IN THIS I LOVE THEIR CONTENT
Actually, about the Ninjabread Man clones, there’s a fourth
Trixie in Toyland is ANOTHER NBM clone and I’m kinda sad you didn’t bring more awareness to it, although I’m surprised you covered RNRA since I didn’t even know about that one until today
I am here from that tumblr post and. Yep this is exactly what it said it was
11/10 thank you king
5:08 You did it. You killed Vimm’s Lair.
I like the Silent Hill 2 music during the "am I really going to use a pipe bomb?" bit towards the end.
Now I want a follow-up to this video with PS2 shovelware, and a third one surrounding DS shovelware. Well, the Wii wasn't alone; need I remind you about Data Design Interactive originally releasing their trash on the PlayStation 2 before terrorizing the Wii by porting them. The company even collaborated with the infamous Phoenix Games with Myth Makers Balls of Doom and GP!
I found this video from a user on tumblr explaining how they fell asleep while watching this and then waking up seeing this guy in a hazmat suit, the internet is truly wild sometimes
Ain’t no way it takes you 6 minutes and 48 seconds to start talking about the first game. Horrible pacing.
i was shocked to see someone even mention punch-out in 2024, thank you for that
OH ANUBIS I REMEMBER THAT GAME!!!
Except I got it as a bonus to breakfast cereals as a kid, so it was a pc game. It was a decent, but I don't remember ever finishing it. Then again I was a young kid so idk
Where it should belong
Ah yes, my favourite bad kart racing game, *Eminem Kart Racing*
RIP vimm, you were awesome
Quite possibly the most unhinged video ive watched in a while, very nice
M&M's kart racing was my first Wii game that wasn't the titles the system came with. Just as dreadful as I remember!
Outta pocket for that Alvin scene 🤣🤣
did i just learn how to make a pipe present???
22:11 That is not very many tracks. I think when I got Burger King pocket bike racer for like $5 on the original Xbox that cheap $5 game had more tracks and it controlled actually pretty well.
It looks like Data Design Interactive game is the new version of LJN games
LJN is like a cash grab company
What ever cartoon that aired on tv the company will use it and turn it into a game in like a year or less , a lot of time , they would reuse the same level designs from their last game and re theme it for another cartoon to save time and money , or they even mix up the order of the levels they already use for another game so players won’t notice
I call them cash grab companies
That cat game looks legit good, ngl.
Rip Vimms Lair 🫡
Wow I'm just in the intro and it's all Data Design Interactive.
7:45 how dare you throw shade on motion controls :(
Hey my parents weren‘t divorced!!!
The were never married in the first place.
That ending segment. What the hell was that? That was literally psychotic. There wasn’t any humour to be had, just you making a literal bomb for way too long than firing a literal real handgun in a field. Took it a bit far and it lasted way too long. The video before that genuinely made me laugh out loud a few times, but that psychotic ending segment was so cringey and awkward.
I love psychotic. We need more people like him as youtubers.
Nah it was great
The gun part was him destroying the games
Why is using Crank in regard to a crank equal to Dan Schneider?
5:07 rip to the goat, you will be missed vimm
I am greening out so hard and the chemicals are reallyscaring me a lot
Dear lord nintendo users are cringe
I'm surprised the game shops even had those four games. You'd think it would be like Mad Catz game controllers where game shops won't even accept them as trade ins and tell you to just trash them because no one will ever buy them.
The Wii was my least favorite console, but eventually became my favorite console, after I learned to get past the motion controls marketing. Motion control was advertised so heavily that everyone thought it was central to the Wii experience. Every game developer tried to incorporate motion controls in their games. Didn't go so well most of the time. A few games actually did have tastefully done motion controls, but most were garbage. Eventually, some developers realized they didn't have to spam the use of motion controls, and could even forego motion controls entirely. That's how my opinion of the Wii changed. Nintendo wasn't forcing anybody to incorporate motion controls in their games. The Wii was designed with a focus on how games are played vs. updated graphics hardware. Good Wii games focus on the player experience, and motion controls were one tool Nintendo gave developers to enhance player experience. They could use them, or not. Some of my favorite Wii games don't use motion controls, at least if you use the classic controller as input, which I highly recommend. The Wii motion plus improved motion controls considerably, and should have been what the Wii shipped with at launch, but sadly the Wii motion plus was too late. Cheap bargain bin trash with poorly done spammed motion controls really hurt the Wii's reputation.
19:30 I remember getting the Anubis game as a kid and I thought that I was very stupid for not being good at it but it's so vindicating to know that it was just an ass game
The Vimm's lair joke made me sad.