So I became a Catholic Priest and this is what happened..
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- Today we play Hitman 2.
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Modest Pelican Gaming I’m doing great and I’m staying hydrated
I hope you are having a hydrated morning
Guess what I commented
Comment
No u.
This guy’s humor is on another level
Ikr
youtube ramdomly showed me his videos in my recommended tab. First time it has ever worked
Yeah right under clinically dark humour 😂
Lol, true
Ikr
Modest pelican: plays the organ
Security guards: Target spotted
I once accidentally trespassed at the Hokkaido map and wanted to leave but the guards blocked my way so i couldn't leave then they got impatient and shot me until i died. I didn't have a savepoint so i had to restart
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
Modest pelican: plays the organ
Security guards: boutta put a bullet in your organ
@@n5o413 SNIPERS, WATCH OUT
damn shawty lmao
“Hitman starts the Church of The Pelican”
Based entirely on that sentence, a pelican church would make waaay more sense than scientology.
All hail priest pelican
Thiccmn*
The First Commandment:
Stay Hydrated
Adán Hernández I’d join
"Geoff presses a single key on the organ"
Security: THIS MAN REQUIRES LETHAL FORCE
If Sapienza was the US
@@Louis13XIII they already have that
“Do you know Joe?”
“Who is joe?”
“Sit on my face”
Speech 100
@@ModestPelican yes you may laugh now
@@ModestPelican ok boomer.
It's hilarious that he has 69 likes
@@JoshuaChavez yea lol
Imagine being a priest and only being able to drink holy water to stay hydrated smh
....wouldn't ANY water a priest drank BE holy water?
Karl Renner they have to bless it first
Hail caillou may the light shine on your great empire
Adolf Caillou the Great VI easy man you thought way to hard to be funny.
The perfect life
"I honestly think criminals don't get the credit they deserve." - _Pelican 2019_
3:41 actually I have asd, and when i was 7 i took piano lessons, and "black parade" by my chemical romance was a song i learnt. A month after it was my mums friends wedding, and I didn't want to go but oh well, while the soon to be newly weds were saying their vows, I saw the organ and I went up and started playing black parade. I was scolded and I was literally locked out of the chapel. Unrelated story to the video but oh well
What’s black parade?
@@Done_OT a song by my chemical romance
Should've been "In a Gadda da vida" mate but nice one nontheless
You got off the hook to easily.
Lethal force is absolutely appropriate.
@@gandalf_thegrey Nah, not even lethal force, use a thermonuclear warhead that would be kind of under-kill but it’d do
“Call me adam because i give into temptation” a Christian joke...in a Christian church..on a Christian music channel...PERFECT
69 lines
@@Mikeplaysdbd ironic
As a catholic priest
I clapped when my plane landed today and that’s the reason I had to watch your video late
So to be a priest you have to have a 50cal? I’m interested.
Sign me up
Where is this church?
Yeah, in America
I guess?
Is this a euphemism. Because if so mine is not big enough
“Damn shawty”
Clorox Bleach I laughed too
glad i wasnt the only one lmao
Ok boomer
Thank you was very funny
He turned black for a moment
The briefcase itself came in more handy that its actual content.
Then *
@@OneHunnitNoCapStannitOnBidnisz Oh boi. You understood what this person meant but you proceed to correct him anyway..why?
@@OneHunnitNoCapStannitOnBidnisz Than*
I like these replies. One guy tries to look smart but is corrected by a smarter guy
@@geesecouchtaming7223 And now his pfp is the clown emoji that makes everyone above 12yo feel huge disappointment
I love how he says the most random shit ever. Good job pelican man
he makes so many inappropriate jokes without the use of swearing
its practically a talent
UA-cam: How Demonitized do you want to be?
Modest Pelican: Not at all
UA-cam: sounds like a yes to me
I got 2 adds here.
I GOT BUGS HERE
Lol
I love how he acts so calm when making such good jokes
2:29 I speak fluent and he is completely right.
Si infatti la canzone dice proprio quello, ottimo italiano devo dire
That same level voice throughout the video, and calmly dropping comedic bombs. This is everything
Pelican: "Designed to kill, not smash."
Agent 47: "The only thing I smash is my target's skull."
Thanks for the shoutout massive legend, it really means a lot! Glad to see people like you help others out! Keep up the great work and stay hydrated! Wish you the best man!
3:31 Lmao it escalated way too quickly. CAREFUL, THAT MAN PRESSED A KEY ON THE PIANO
I'm happy that Modest Pelican cheered up the crowd at the end. After seeing death up close, they needed comfort.
I am so glad that i found this channel, man! Best commentary and the sense of humor on youtube!
I think Peli's italian is on another level, he seriously seems like he grew up in Italy, well done, going here instead of google translate, 10/10.
I just want to say... I get so excited whenever I see this legendary pelican post a new video!!
how early do you want to be?
Me: Yes.
3:49 “damn shortie” 😂
Soul M he said shawty
Ok Boomer ok boomer
@@quirkycat ok boomer.
@@Silas_Part_1 ok boomer
@@jromm ok boomee
MP : *plays organ*
Church staff : "so you have chosen death"
"DAYUM SHOUTY" LMFAO I have never hurt peli talk like that b4
3:48 "Damn shawty"
Good thing you uploaded I almost forgot to drink my 2 liter bottle of water.
ThatOneKid X sick
Ok boomer.
@@Silas_Part_1 ok zoomer
This guy is an absolute legend and definitely worthy of my subscription, usually when I subscribe to someone I want to see their videos a lot and I also want to be notified of their videos, but usually their videos go off to mundane topics, however, his videos are the opposite of mundane
Loving the Hitman series been binge watching it constantly
Thanks for supporting mate glad you’re enjoying
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Modest Pelican: damn shawty
Last time I came this early my girlfriend got mad
Commander Sarny sooooo funny.......
@@oldies1831 hehe my girlfriend didn't find it funny tho 😂 😢
Oof
Commander Sarny Oof
@@SonOfTegz ikr 😢
Papa peli sometimes hangs around this early to make sure we are all hydrated.
6:33 single handedly the most true thing i ever heard
When I was deployed to Italy during the Kosova war, the beach we stopped at near Naples was filthy with garbage then too. Glad to see the developers incorporated such realism.
First reply
South Italy moment
“Why don’t people just drink like an adult?” Man’s got a point
That “dam Shotie” 😂😂😂😂 I can’t 🤣
'Pray to our lord and saviour, modest pelican!'
'No!'
*many gunshots*
0:25
I thought you were gonna say a "normal Italian"
Ouch
Sapienza is like the best Hitman map, and it brings me back good memories of 2016 (I know, surprising considering Leafy existed). I’m glad you still play this game!
The Biggie "Nasty Girl" reference was funny asf XD "Ouch"
This guy is low-key the funniest UA-camr I know, don’t have a clue how he isn’t on 1mil subs yet, I literally crease every time he talks 😂
3:49 his voice just changed lol
I’m like really old but I’m still hydrated and love pelicans
You can never be too old to be hydrated and love pelicans!
i discovered hitman through your channel and omg i love the game thank you pelican
“I’ll be sure not to play the organ again because apparently embracing music is punishable by death these days” that made me laugh lol love this channel every sentence has something funny
Wow man, the amount of sarcasm in every sentence is overwhelming. Keep up the good work mate
Did he say "hitman"
The thicc council has sent an assassin
1:42
Sapienza is quite a beautiful location.
Me:*cries in 140p*
Majestic bird: plays one note on the church organ.
Security: Roger, removing that direction.
The way he talks reminds me of Alan Wicker's travel reports.
My god is the pelican god who always hydrates us
"And I have to say, she had the voice of an angel! Sadly, it was that of a Hell's Angel and I was glad to get away from the noise!" ;-)
4:34 good god…
HIS MAN IS A LEGEND and he’s so chill 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼😌😌😌👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽💯💯💯😀😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥸
I meant “this”
That BLR opening made my heart clench D:
“Do you want to sit on my face?” Haha 😂
This was the perfect time to drop the video pelly, just as I was getting hydrated
8:11 modern problems require modern solutions
The music on this level is so good
“Trigger happy malakas” hahaha nice one
"So basically yeah he's just a normal politician"
I dream of having this sense if humor😂
4:01 funniest modest pelican moment
Nah brah he’s got the best jokes LOL😂
Modest pelican has the most original and unique approach to doing walkthroughs.. it's hilarious 🤣.. I'm always spreading the good word of your channel.. you're awesome man!
2:40 Now that's some deep shit.
clickbait, "this" wasn't in all caps and neither was, "happened"
Ok boomer.
ok boomer
r/woooosh
Man, I enjoyed this one. Leaving a body and have the objective walking on it... I know too well the feeling xD
This guy does the literal best hitman vids 😂😂😂
Bro got mad over a piano key he had to call security💀💀 3:08
this lad is so funny lmao I laugh at like every sentence he says haha
I love this game so realistic
It reminds me of when I killed that priest in real life
Don’t worry I also brought my holy water
Not gonna lie they got us on the first part
neil wankins no I didn’t even know him I just shot
@@AprilOceann what even is an areshole😂😂
Awhile in irish
Like a boss 😎
Almost died at 5:20 lmfao
Top-notch writing on this one. Those were some hilarious jokes!
2:29 is priceless, subbed
“Damn shawty”- peli daddy
Me: Reads title
Also me: Begins to look for the number to the FBI.
He has mafia ties and is heavily involved in organised crime, so ye he's basically just a normal politician.... That cracked me up
I love your sense of memes
These Hitman videos are the biggest reason I watch the channel
I must say... this video was quite hydrating!
Always got me smiling and laughing. Thanks bro.
Thank you for supporting mate
This guy singlehandly cured my depression
"Confession session" 🤣🤣🤣
im literally love these hitman videos
it like hearing a podcast
Imagine seeing this video and still be a dehydrated Atheist
7:43 I believe it would be more accurate to say "The predator has become the prey."
noooooooooooooooo
Pelican: plays Organ
Security guards: enemy spotted.............
"do you know who joe is"
"no who is joe"
"wanna sit on my face"
*runs away before being gunned down*
True facts: Hitman soundtracks are always top notch even back in the day. Hitman II had Bucharest Orchestra and I actually ripped it to MP3 back in the early 2000s bc it slapped so hard. I was into hardcore punk rock and psychedelic dub & reggae for the most part back then. That's a pretty high bar for music to overcome. But Hitman II did. Fuckin legend.
Modest Pelican makes all the girls hydrated
*Insert lenny face here*
This is the type of christian videos I actuly like.
Should we tell him
Time travelers you know what I’m talking about
Lol you always make me laugh lol don't stop making these vids. My laughter of your vids in public will really help spread the word of your channel.