I met modest pelican once! He beat me up because I had a tattoo of a seagull on my hand while yelling "PELICANS NUMBER 1" and then waterboarded me! Thanks for keeping me hydrated!
what an inspirational tale i too shall journey to acquire the seagull tattoo, in order to achieve the ultimate state of hydration, fulfilling my lifes purpose
It'll be a strange day when I run into an Australian man in real life. At this moment, I see them as mythical creatures made for UA-cam, specifically Grand Theft Auto
@@Lawrence_Talbot Worst part is the USSS has some highly experienced and well trained personel, but they assigned the most pathetic DEI hires to Trump because the powers that be dislike him.
The real reason Modest Pelican's upload time isn't the best is because he's always making sure he has 12 hours a day to raise money for charity. Respect.
When you first said the taco shell joke, I went "meh." When it came back around, I laughed. When it came around again, I was reminded why you're a legend
I loved how you said he had the "souless expression of somebody who would drown their family for food stamps" and then put up a picture of carrot top. That was comedy gold.
I love your hitman vids its always help me get out of my depression since my mom and dad broke up it was sad them arguing but im watching this on my grandmas house because i need to get out from my depression -love from the Philippines
"UFC Fighters habe the exact same weakness as orphans: a full Clip of an assault rifle to the face!" - Man, you kept me from hydrating cuz i was spitting out the water faster than a firefighters hose...
Your videos always cheer my day up. When my mum passed away end of last year, binge watching your channel kept the depression at bay and I’m still here today. For that Sir, in a roundabout way, I thank you. Keep up the fantastic work. ❤
Your videos inspired me so much I got arrested for hydrating multiple familes by driving them into my local river and wore your merch in my mugshot to spread the good word of your channel
Eating all the ingredients for dinner later in the week is the single most relatable thing I've ever heard on youtube. Long-term relationship and married bro's all felt this. How was I supposed to know the cream in the fridge was for a pasta bake in 5 days from now? Not every coffee I have until either that night, or she notices the majority of it is gone, and there's no longer enough left for the recipe.. When its my turn to cook, i wait until the last minute to figure out what to make, head down to the supermarket, buy exactly what I need for the recipe, plus a cheeky snack, and head back to home.🎉 But the real OG's know that after being together long enough, you don't cook anymore.
I forced my baby brother to drink a gallon of water in one go, he liked it so much that he immediately fell asleep after drinking it all. There's even some drool coming out of his mouth
you never fail me somebody in my family passed away and this video just made me smile to be honest keep up the good work keep making people happy you have all my support👍
For killing McGregor, Modest Pelican is hereby awarded the freedom of the City of Dublin, the highest and most prestigious award Dublin City can bestow.
I was having a bong when you said Connor was doing benches in between rounds and coughed my ass off laughing hahaha bloody good content mate I’m going to download hitman now 🤣🤣
My beloved Arsenal haha that comment hit home man🤣🤣been following you for a while Peli and glad to know that your an Arsenal fan as well like myself 🙌🙌we gotta win a trophy soon though I can feel it this season anyways much love man 👊👊
Great video! I drank so much water because of it that my blood was so thinned out, I collapsed to the floor due to the immense amount of hydration! Thank you Moist Penguin!
I would love to see Modest Pelican play the Sims The possibilities in that game are pretty much endless and i think he would put them to good use For example, putting sims in a pool then deleting the ladder so they can't get out and inevitably drown, keeping them in water, and therefore hydrated, forever. i think this would really help spread the good word of his channel
"Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here, the next time you see a homeless person offer to give them money but only if they get a pelican face tat, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel."
I met modest pelican once! He beat me up because I had a tattoo of a seagull on my hand while yelling "PELICANS NUMBER 1" and then waterboarded me!
Thanks for keeping me hydrated!
not all heroes wear capes
what an inspirational tale
i too shall journey to acquire the seagull tattoo, in order to achieve the ultimate state of hydration, fulfilling my lifes purpose
This dude was pretty funny
You forgot to add after 'waterboarded me',"...in order to spread the good word of his channel."
"This place has better security than a trump rally" Has me laughing so hard
Agent 47 definitely drinks iced water regularly
He's never thirsty, always refreshed
@@ModestPelicanhe refreshes people from life
I do too, I do too. It's nice. But I had a killer MTN Dew Earlier..
@@Akyuz1000 Only thing Mountain Dew manages to kill is the mood.
@@anteshell and teeth😂
That Kamala Harris joke like 30 minutes after Biden retired though. LMAO that goated timing. Peli is an insider, much like Agent 47
dang this is how i found out
He did it because Biden called trump VP once
Stop glazing
Cant stop wont stop @@nobody-kp5co
"In case things go tits up and we end up having a quiet kid moment." 💀
Huh
69th like. Nice
@@haydenbelles nice
Those intrusive thoughts on a tuesday the boys
It'll be a strange day when I run into an Australian man in real life. At this moment, I see them as mythical creatures made for UA-cam, specifically Grand Theft Auto
I live in Australia and when u do meet a Australian man it will be very funny and contain lots of swears
You’re not wrong
As an australian I wish more people were like Darkviperau fr
I know at least 2 of them are Christian
lol
"This place has better security than a Trump rally," is wild 💀😂
And yet accurate cause turns out hiring girls scouts is more effective than the secret service
Not a high bar.
@@Lawrence_Talbot Worst part is the USSS has some highly experienced and well trained personel, but they assigned the most pathetic DEI hires to Trump because the powers that be dislike him.
swear😭
The real reason Modest Pelican's upload time isn't the best is because he's always making sure he has 12 hours a day to raise money for charity. Respect.
When you first said the taco shell joke, I went "meh." When it came back around, I laughed. When it came around again, I was reminded why you're a legend
Bro its the best to see this dude upload. Love you Modest pelican
Definitely a water drinker
I loved how you said he had the "souless expression of somebody who would drown their family for food stamps" and then put up a picture of carrot top. That was comedy gold.
I love your hitman vids its always help me get out of my depression since my mom and dad broke up it was sad them arguing but im watching this on my grandmas house because i need to get out from my depression -love from the Philippines
"UFC Fighters habe the exact same weakness as orphans: a full Clip of an assault rifle to the face!" - Man, you kept me from hydrating cuz i was spitting out the water faster than a firefighters hose...
Bad
thats one hydrated man
I named my newborn Pelican in honor of this channel, the best part is that they pelican't do shit about it till they are 18.
Takes 36+ hours to complete, and still manages to keep the references topical and timely. A real winner, even stuffed with a box of taco shells.
Your videos always cheer my day up. When my mum passed away end of last year, binge watching your channel kept the depression at bay and I’m still here today. For that Sir, in a roundabout way, I thank you. Keep up the fantastic work. ❤
This dlc aged amazingly…
Yeah definitely😂
0:12 glad to see sean omalley back
“Nothing tastes the same until right before bed” never heard such a true statement, the urge to hydrate myself at 1 am is so real
Australian humour is my antidepressant and you, Modern Pelican, are my absolute favourite 😂😂😂😂hearty laughs throughout the whole video.
12:23 taint the water to secure the daughter is wild
Your videos inspired me so much I got arrested for hydrating multiple familes by driving them into my local river and wore your merch in my mugshot to spread the good word of your channel
My favourite thing about Modest Pelican is the fact he's Australian, but my second favourite thing is how he can bring a joke back abound
Eating all the ingredients for dinner later in the week is the single most relatable thing I've ever heard on youtube.
Long-term relationship and married bro's all felt this.
How was I supposed to know the cream in the fridge was for a pasta bake in 5 days from now? Not every coffee I have until either that night, or she notices the majority of it is gone, and there's no longer enough left for the recipe..
When its my turn to cook, i wait until the last minute to figure out what to make, head down to the supermarket, buy exactly what I need for the recipe, plus a cheeky snack, and head back to home.🎉
But the real OG's know that after being together long enough, you don't cook anymore.
I left a note on my grandmas tombstone saying sub to modest pelican
Anything to spread the good word of Peli's channel
I love it when modest pelican water boards me to remind me to stay hydrated! I’m still scared!
Love you modest pelican
love you too bb
@@ModestPelican⚰️
@@RifleRaptorYTshut up he’s amazing
@@Looch73 exactly
@@ModestPelicani want you xx
I forced my baby brother to drink a gallon of water in one go, he liked it so much that he immediately fell asleep after drinking it all. There's even some drool coming out of his mouth
...and ears and eyes....
This one is exceptionally funnier to me for some reason. Bless u Peli
Having a shite week but this actually made me laugh... cheers mate😊
I needed this video today thanks peli 😊
Some of your best work in quite some time mate. Good stuff
you never fail me somebody in my family passed away and this video just made me smile to be honest keep up the good work keep making people happy you have all my support👍
“Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here” never fails to fill me up with geoffs warm embrace.
This hydrated my soul
This guy's humor is top notch 😂
Agent 47 is so professional, just like deputy commissioner Mario Smith.
Pelican can finally stay hydrated without having to worry about drowning in the blood of his enemies...
you bring clarity and fun to every subject, what a great combination!
this aged well
“Shoot with the accuracy of the person who tried to kill Tump” 😂😂😂
Papa Peli is a GOONER! COYG!❤
YES ANOTHER HITMAN VIDEO! I LOVE YOU PELI
love these videos. so simply and so witty as per usual big ups peli
You reminded me to stay hydrated, thank you 🙏🏻
always my favourite notification, love the videos peli🤝
Welcome Back!!!!! I hope you are hydrated
For killing McGregor, Modest Pelican is hereby awarded the freedom of the City of Dublin, the highest and most prestigious award Dublin City can bestow.
I was having a bong when you said Connor was doing benches in between rounds and coughed my ass off laughing hahaha bloody good content mate I’m going to download hitman now 🤣🤣
LETS GET HYDRATED TODY BOIS
My beloved Arsenal haha that comment hit home man🤣🤣been following you for a while Peli and glad to know that your an Arsenal fan as well like myself 🙌🙌we gotta win a trophy soon though I can feel it this season anyways much love man 👊👊
Respect for knowing what a cello was. Awesome vid as always mate!
You and darkviper are my favorite Australians
Please continue with the uploads I love your content it really keeps me hydrated
I love the taco shell lore, its tooo relatable I'm dead
0:20 I absolutely died laughing. I’m sitting here crying😂
its a good day when peli uploads
was looking if you'd upload soon, and you delivered, love the vids peli
Great video! I drank so much water because of it that my blood was so thinned out, I collapsed to the floor due to the immense amount of hydration! Thank you Moist Penguin!
I've been waiting for this video, stay hydrated
These vids never get old
Wow Conor McGregor's done more fighting in this video game than he has IRL over the last 3 years
Bros passion for this game is crazy
I will stay dehydrated until modest pelican drops some educational christen music
Nothing gets me more excited than some high quality h2o and modest peli🙈🙈
I always love it when Modest Pelican uploads a Hitman video!
I feel blessed when papa peli posts a new hitman video
Maybe this year we can win it finally Peli, with Calafiori arriving and Merino plus maybe one more striker and we are good to go!
When we needed him most, hitman content returned
It's so good to have you back with those old school hitman videos
I would love to see Modest Pelican play the Sims
The possibilities in that game are pretty much endless and i think he would put them to good use
For example, putting sims in a pool then deleting the ladder so they can't get out and inevitably drown, keeping them in water, and therefore hydrated, forever. i think this would really help spread the good word of his channel
Bro that gluten free line at the start was hilarious, never change papa peli😂😂
The goat returned when we needed him most
I haven’t watched one of your videos in so long and completely forgot about this channel, I’m glad this video was in my recommended
it’s always a good day when modest pelican uploads
I love him and his hit man videos
Back at it again with another banger 🔥
One modest way to carry that taco shell story
I’ve been waiting so long for a hitman vid I was not disappointed 😅
I recently went on vacation and saw so many pelicans. It was the greatest moment of my life.
No matter how many people Modest 47 kills, his innocence lives on in that guy he spared, still fishing as the only person left on the resort mission.
This is the funniest stuff I saw all year. Great creativity!
Ah yes! Another Modest upload😌
"Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here, the next time you see a homeless person offer to give them money but only if they get a pelican face tat, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel."
Modest Pelican confirmed to be an Arsenal fan 🔥🔥🔥
Oh my days I'm so glad Thicc man is back
Funniest yootoober ever. Love your content Mr. Pelican!
I recommend soft corn tortillas. Hot pan, a little butter, and add the taco seasoning.
ik you wont see this but i genuinely love your content so much and you got me into hitman. i cant thank you enough peli keep up the great work
Modest pelican I’ve just had a mighty tug and hydrated my self and I see this I love you
Didn't age well...
@@DylanKingEConnor just go convicted of SA
@@_S-C-A-R-Y_same
@@_S-C-A-R-Y_So it aged amazingly
@@_S-C-A-R-Y_he’s been held liable but yes you’re not wrong
@@_S-C-A-R-Y_I don’t trust the court system, ngl, when it comes to SA cases, you can never truly know if it’s true or not
Awesome commentary, many classic quotable lines 😂
bro's doing stand-up gaming
Yesterday I went to a pub with friends and everyone was drinking beer only me and the hydrated boys were drinking water
Truly an honor when modest pelican uploads, especially a hit man video.
I never thought I’d see the day where we got a new hitman video
2:29 that was very specific
TIL Modest Pelican is an Arsenal fan. I have to go chug water to celebrate and stay hydrated, refreshing my tears of joy.
When I saw a new Modest Pelican video pop up in my feed, I smashed the thumbnail so hard that I sent it to another dimension.
Bro this dude is too funny
No victory is complete without the teabag!!!