For anyone wondering what the difference between the kalmer and the kalmer collectors edition is: the collectors edition goes on the weapons rack rather than in the toolbox and is therefore not lost if you surrender or lose a campaign
Does that mean all collectors edition guns going on the weapon rack means that if I take it out into the world if I die and surrendor or lose a campaign, I'll not lose the weapon?
@@Cryton12345no you still can lose the weapon if you bring it on a mission, it just doesn't get lost when you lose a mission like the other sieker does
Too true! And the magic trick would go something like this: Cheru 47: and now I’ll be pulling a screwdriver out of this completely empty top hat. ::proceeds to pull five rubber duckies, 100 explosive golf balls and an ICA briefcase out, but no screwdriver::
Yeah it's amazing how good he is, it's almost like he alt f4's anytime anything goes wrong in the game. So much so he didn't even know what a collectors item was.
Started playing Hitman a few months ago thinking it would be easy to pick up, mechanics easy, learn tactics. Took me a month to get rid of running & gunning, another month to see when pistol shot distractions & accident kills are a viable option. 3 months in, feel like I've absorbed and learned most of the game. STILL CANT USE A SNIPER THOUGH SUPPOSEDLY A STONE COLD KILLER BUT 47 HAS SPAGHETTI HANDS IF YOU DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH.
I know breathing technique is used for shooting in biathlon, but they have been skiing for several kilometers beforehand. Considering 47s fortitude it should not be as much of an issue for him, so clearly it's gameplay related to not make sniping too easy is my guess as they don't have any other factors like wind.
17:30 I am amazed how you did not alert any targets. I have found myself multiple times alerting the targets by just becoming suspicious and Chery here just openly shoots and explodes everyone without alerting any lookouts or targets
I did Ambrose for my final Hardcore showdown and I had to use a Tactical Karen to lure every single guard in the map to a murder hole so I could easily deal with the suspects. lmao
11:30 You lose all your tools (the three cases on the left side of the mission briefing room) if you fail a hardcore mission. The Collector's lockpick, crowbar and dart guns go into one of the melee weapon displays and thus, don't get lost if you fail.
I like the insinuation that 47 isn't good at the drums in that Bangkok mission because he's a genetically modified perfect hitman, but because he just happens to play drums.
Thanks for the video. I would like to see an a subgame whereby 47 can short some companies on the stock exchange and then make some strategic targets to disrupt the companies and make money that way.
An actuall thing about Safehouse nobody should like, you can't sleep in a bed. Only in that crappy trash bag. And lets Just apreciate how cheru Just completed 1 campaign in hardcore mode.
20:34 Well considering the ICA basically disbanded after 47 and Olivia leaked all their super secret files, it's a miracle the place has any security at all, let alone any employees.
"I'm only level 45. 55 levels of this left". Ahhh... I remember the optimism of those early levels, before you hit the massive XP jump at level 89. Those last 11 levels were a griiiiiiiind.
hey wait a minute, in this shot 15:14 his hardcore objective is to blow up a safe, but then just five seconds later at 15:21 it's an epic melee kill! this man reset the game! actually that doesn't mean anything nor decrease the quality of the video, i just feel cool for catching it
2 months after i commented how this was one of the vids that made me getting hooked to your content, and i said road to 1m, now you are the the 1m. Thank you for so many moments that made us laugh, you reacherd the 7digits Cheru.
8 minutes of BS before the film starts. Why?
This whole video is bullshit.
@@cheru true
Warm water
@@RJ-x 21:57
btw you can skip parts of a video you dont like
For anyone wondering what the difference between the kalmer and the kalmer collectors edition is: the collectors edition goes on the weapons rack rather than in the toolbox and is therefore not lost if you surrender or lose a campaign
Does that mean all collectors edition guns going on the weapon rack means that if I take it out into the world if I die and surrendor or lose a campaign, I'll not lose the weapon?
@@Cryton12345no you still can lose the weapon if you bring it on a mission, it just doesn't get lost when you lose a mission like the other sieker does
It's worth mentioning that if you take both versions. You start with more ammo.
Fishing with no fishing line, reading newspapers upside down, and banging out drum solos. 47 living life to the fullest
> reading newspapers upside down
mate I really hope you (and Cheru) know how a folded paper works
@@ashb7 Aussie newspapers are printed both ways. You have to rotate it to read below the bottom half. Duh
@@julianrosas9134 That is true, I failed to consider the Aussie factor. Apologies
Guys the paper was folded in half,the part facing 47 was upright...jeez
He used up all the fishing line killing people with it.
Subtitles coming in about 12 hours. It's 6am and I want to sleep lol.
Good night.
hi
PAPA
Pepa
sleep tight
After this goat of a hitman video u deserve it lol
I think what I love most about this is Cheru's choice of background music. It makes what's funny into utter hilarity.
Can we talk about how good Cheru is at hitman?
He kind of does everything wrong but it somehow works. It's like watching a magic trick.
Too true! And the magic trick would go something like this:
Cheru 47: and now I’ll be pulling a screwdriver out of this completely empty top hat.
::proceeds to pull five rubber duckies, 100 explosive golf balls and an ICA briefcase out, but no screwdriver::
Yeah it's amazing how good he is, it's almost like he alt f4's anytime anything goes wrong in the game. So much so he didn't even know what a collectors item was.
@@BaneWilliams Yeah, I definitely don't do the same...
@@BaneWilliams I mean the collector's item thing was a joke, you don't have to be a goated Hitman player to know how rarities work in video games lol
Started playing Hitman a few months ago thinking it would be easy to pick up, mechanics easy, learn tactics. Took me a month to get rid of running & gunning, another month to see when pistol shot distractions & accident kills are a viable option. 3 months in, feel like I've absorbed and learned most of the game. STILL CANT USE A SNIPER THOUGH SUPPOSEDLY A STONE COLD KILLER BUT 47 HAS SPAGHETTI HANDS IF YOU DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH.
I know breathing technique is used for shooting in biathlon, but they have been skiing for several kilometers beforehand. Considering 47s fortitude it should not be as much of an issue for him, so clearly it's gameplay related to not make sniping too easy is my guess as they don't have any other factors like wind.
I mean you have almost 0 cooldown on sniping and imo its op asf if u ain’t going for SA or SA/SO
2:42 Cheru needs to make this a full song
17:30 I am amazed how you did not alert any targets. I have found myself multiple times alerting the targets by just becoming suspicious and Chery here just openly shoots and explodes everyone without alerting any lookouts or targets
Yeah i found that a bit sus’
Me looking at the "Target escaping" icon that instantly popped up:
he alt f4ed
Turns out Cheru is actually very good at hitman. Bravo sir.
this man needs his own spotify song. im not kidding when I say this i laughed so hard on that drum solo I pissed myself.
I pissed myself too but only for fun I was not laughing.
me too
We need the Spotify song rn
8:25 I couldn't be the only person that heard the "oh no, HO YEAAAH"
It was timed perfectly the wrong way
This is hilarious and awesome, watching cheru is always the highlight of my day
I love how Cheru always sneaks in the "a succulent Chinese meal" bit. 😁
@17:09: I legit LOL'd! 47 really hates Diana. 😂🤣
“Succulent Chinese Meal” gets me every time! 😂😂
Seeing you lose 448 thousand merces in one second was painful.
Luckily he’s not afraid to Alt F4 when he fails
definitely one of your funniest video's yet Cheru! The drum part had me dying 😂
2:41 the vocals are fire
8:25 what was dem noises bruh 😂😂😂😂
I just wanna say that your videos are so entertaining and I have enjoyed every second of watching them
Hello Cheru, I am entertained that you are making funny vids and it makes me happy. Thanks for making me feel in a good mood 🙂🧡
2:44 that song was fire 🔥😂
"Damn shit fucking banana frick" just became my new go to curse word.
Also: "Hey 47, can you kill someone with a ninja star?" "Shuriken."
8:20 Is it just me or did she really say,"oh no,oHh YEAA"
2:44 bro why does this slap so good
8:27 Maid: Oh no! OH YEAH~!
That woman was into it.
i love you and your content,you are the only person i ve seen who is making hitman actually funny
I was just about to get lunch. I haven’t eaten a real meal in days. But this takes precedence.
🍍
Not only does he look like Jeff Bezos, but now he has the illegally earned money of Jeff Bezos
True
He has more charisma than Bezos though to be fair 😏
1£
The 50 caliber bullet zooming at this guys head rn
Illegally? Lol k ok sure
Man i have been addicted to your hitman videos recently keep it up :)
If you really think he was reading that newspaper upside down then you have no idea how newspapers work
How have I played this for so long and not realized you can shoot sniper rifles through closed windows? Anyway great video.
Shop keeper: “I got everythingl
Cheru: “you got crack?”
CRACK COCAINUS
I did Ambrose for my final Hardcore showdown and I had to use a Tactical Karen to lure every single guard in the map to a murder hole so I could easily deal with the suspects. lmao
Any tips on how to get better at Hitman?
6:45
Old man is strapped!
Absolutely hilarious and deadly assassinations 😂
Great vid !
20 seconds in and the bald man has already peaked my interest with fishing
10:34 "Alittle bit out of control." That is what I call... Stangely Therapeutic. 😂
The news paper is not upside down... it’s folded in half!😂
I play the drums and fish! 😂 Am I Agent 47??
11:30
You lose all your tools (the three cases on the left side of the mission briefing room) if you fail a hardcore mission. The Collector's lockpick, crowbar and dart guns go into one of the melee weapon displays and thus, don't get lost if you fail.
Certified freelancer moment
Legend is beating the hardcore mod
11:11 it sounded like he said lube 😂😂😂
I like the insinuation that 47 isn't good at the drums in that Bangkok mission because he's a genetically modified perfect hitman, but because he just happens to play drums.
That 4 split second snipe was LEGIT!
11:33 I can't believe you haven't used that opportunity to say Bong-fire.
Stealth 🥷🏿 ninja shot from downtown was gold 😂
Thanks for the video.
I would like to see an a subgame whereby 47 can short some companies on the stock exchange and then make some strategic targets to disrupt the companies and make money that way.
Cheru, my friend, I am old (OLD!) so I remember that a folded paper like that is actually right side up facing the guy holding it.
Hi Cheri, big fan! I enjoy your content!
This guy heard the stealth part of this game and said “nah”
Cheru should be at 10 million subscribers by now
yo the newspaper aint upside down lmao
An actuall thing about Safehouse nobody should like, you can't sleep in a bed. Only in that crappy trash bag. And lets Just apreciate how cheru Just completed 1 campaign in hardcore mode.
AYYY PAPA 47 IS HERE
5:56 HE DIDN'T SAY "COCAINUS"!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
A.I. sees bodies piling up on the stairs ... reaction: MOOOOORE
20:34 Well considering the ICA basically disbanded after 47 and Olivia leaked all their super secret files, it's a miracle the place has any security at all, let alone any employees.
21:27 guess you'd be pulling a reverse Ernest Hemingway
8:26 "Oh no, Oh yeah *moans*
I like how hitman came out then hitman 2 which is just a giant dlc for hitman 1. And hitman 3 is just another massive dlc for hitman 2.
Cheru is the real assassin
I put on one hitman playlist, *ONE*, and every 2nd video is a hitman video now
"I'm only level 45. 55 levels of this left". Ahhh... I remember the optimism of those early levels, before you hit the massive XP jump at level 89. Those last 11 levels were a griiiiiiiind.
This man is a Top G.
That one maid after getting knocked tf out: oh yeahh😩
Me: excuse me i-😀
I’m proud as an American I knew that succulent reference even before the clip!
Respect.
360 No Scope! Donut Operator is awesome!
Goodnight Cheru sleep tight and always know that you always make us happy so keep up the good work
hey wait a minute, in this shot 15:14 his hardcore objective is to blow up a safe, but then just five seconds later at 15:21 it's an epic melee kill! this man reset the game!
actually that doesn't mean anything nor decrease the quality of the video, i just feel cool for catching it
Good catch 👀
He needs a trophy for his singing and playing the drums 😊
8:26 😮
"I heard everyone in Dubai looks like this" LOL
Cheru thanks for the hitman videos there hilarious 😂 please keep them coming
I think those expensive 'collector' guns are the guns you can never lose.
Yes
U can loose them they just arent lost on campaign falire only death/lost
You lose em. Can buy them again from merchants though.
@@cheru ok, cause I heard there are weapons and gear you can get that are permanent.
@@cheru MrFreeze2244 said that you only LOSE the Collector Items IF you bring them to your mission and you fail.
This was hillarious not to mention that it pointed out how complete trash i am at this mode at the same time.
00:17 thank you everyone
That drum solo was bomb
I think cheru means G R E A T
only got hooked to your Hitman vids recently. i like dem.
road to 1m, one more inbound.
Cheru’s humor should no be funny but it is
CrAcK CoCaNiOuS
you definitely made something usually frustrating look extremely fun. gg😂loved it.
8:25
Oh no, oh yeah ohmmmm~
😂😂😂😂😂
First time seeing your channel and I love your Hitman humor 😂😂😂 🍌
6:23 yo WHAT_!
You make me laugh this is brilliant thank you for the entertainment 😂
I have watched you for years and your definitely the best and funniest UA-camr wver
These long videos are cure to my blindness
Your videos made me want to play hitman again
Level 100 skin makes me think hitman would be the next watchdog
From a drain on the front left of the house, you can climb up Helen's house to the roof and then through the window.
That newspaper is right side up
2 months after i commented how this was one of the vids that made me getting hooked to your content, and i said road to 1m, now you are the the 1m. Thank you for so many moments that made us laugh, you reacherd the 7digits Cheru.
2:50 ok, this was fire
I love how he’s always have the Chinese succulent meal
“Well done agent” “ shut up, nobody likes you”💀💀💀💀
Best Hitman video ever!
"with a big banana comes a big responsibility" cheru