X I love you but why are you on the first YT video ever and also in some Brent Rivera videos or Mr beast videos I love you bro I love the anonymous look and anonymous comments 😂😂😂
"GTA 6 will more than likely be the best game of all time" Man, there is no better way to set yourself up for disappointment than that line of thought. With expectations that high it's almost impossible not to be let down.
I swear to god. And i am dead serious with this. I was scrolling my front page, saw the new Sonny Evams upload, and thought "i wish Modest Pelican would upload something". Few slides further, i could not believe my eyes. A brand new MP upload. I'm so happy
When i played red dead redemption, i found a guy slowly dying cuz he got bit by a snake. i saved him, and like, a week later, i needed to buy a new gvn. when i went to do it, the guy was sitting in the bench nearby and said that he would get me one for free.
This video inspired me to install a rain catcher onto my neighbors fence so that way when i sneak over to "greet" the missus i can remind her to stay hydrated, thanks papa pelican. 🎉
2:32 train driving requires extensive knowledge of routes, signals and track knowledge. U often have to go through a year of training to learn all the rules and regulations of the railway. Trains need a long time to stop so u must learn routes.
Instant fan. This was the best 'Previously On...' I've ever seen. I had to stop at 13:51, because that's where I'm at in this 'show.' I can't wait to finish the game and come back for more. How do you get away with this humor?! lol. No really though, great writing. I'd say the Sean spoiler with the plot armor line was the best, but honestly there are dozens of comic gems in this vid. On the real, I came back to RDR2 after never getting into the third act--now that I'm in it again, I honestly think it's top three games of all time. I can't wait for (the PC version) GTA VI...poor PC me.
I could take my dad being gone for so long getting that puppy I always wanted. But when peli did it to me I had to go get that puppy to help my motivation of being happy. Then a new video popped up from my papa and I can just ditch this huge responsibility of a poop machine. Thanks papa king!
Modest Pelican, i'm on a journey to find this girl. Should I pursue? I saw her online and noticed the logo of her shirt from my favorite Texas bar. I'm here at a hotel and I'm going there in the morning to see what her shifts are like and get to know her. Wish me luck.
I've watched too much modest pelican videos, i now hear his voice everytime. the voices are getting louder, they keep telling me to commit war crimes and stay hydrated.
Not even 10 second in the video and he gives us the best replica ever : " i'm pretty late at the party but so Americans did in ww2 and they still had a good k.d. "
This Valentine’s Day, I got a girl, gave her a thoughtful card, some flowers, and 3.18 million solar masses worth of H2O, earths sweet nectar, to ensure she was sufficiently hydrated. I also only wrote Modest Pelican in the card as it really does spread the good word of this channel.
Arthur needed that haircut so he could stay hydrated by getting dishwashing water and pondering what girls do in the bathroom. That dishwashing water makes him so holy that I can’t resist being rock hard because of his hair even though he secretly shook pillows around instead of babies while in the swamp. At least they had plenty of crayfish. Big daddy Arthur UwU.
Upon seeing a notification from papa Peli I was immediately reminded of the importance of hydration. Which is why i stole all the water in my neighbourhood and shipped it to people in need
Once I had this huge test the next day and I was studying, it was in the middle of the night when I decided to search Modest Pelican on UA-cam and I started watching Mr. Thickman, a retired Hitman chilling around! 30 minutes later I decided not to go for the exam the next day and I chilled out the entire night with Thickman. Pelican is an alternative reality full of joy! This is a true story 😊
Peli I don’t think u understand how much I’ve missed learning about the majestic pelican and gods holy nectar. I’ve found myself watching old videos of yours to keep myself educated
I'm Irish (Born and raised in Dublin) and I love my people but my favourite pelican expressing distasteful thoughts upon us gives me an existential crisis
Papa Peli flew south and started a new gang called The Sons of Peli and started a gang war with the Seagulls. And is now the richest pelican in all the land.
It's good to be back :)
new vid on my other channel: ua-cam.com/video/gA6rNiyvLuk/v-deo.html
where have you been peli? your late to class
Elo
1st :)
It’s about time
will you be my pookie wookie? 👉👈 we could perhaps drink water together
the day peli uploads a gta 6 video will be earthshattering
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who?
GTA going to be WOKE AF which means it’s going to be lame
@@Superlizardy36papa peli of course bruh (modest pelican bro)
Brooo I can't wait
That Stephen hawking joke was god tier 😂
Had to check for this comment 😂
So happy to see peli migrate with his flock so wholesome he finally fits in somewhere
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Wait until you watch a video on Casual Geographic’s channel about Pelicans…
The fact that 12:00 has a photo to back up his story raises the question of how many of his other stories are real
every story he tells is real
Dude probably has a real interesting life
Everything that came out of him is true
@@keithmontgomery9741 heaps of dad lore if i do say so
His cat is actually trans
Pelican I am half Thai and my Mom's name is Nam. In Thai Nam means water. So in short, you merely adopted water; I was born in it, moulded by it.
Your mom should have left you under the water.
What a coincidence that you’re so close to viet-nam
You sound like a big guy
And peli hydrates with your mum, he’s your dad
Moulded like a fine cheese
The only thing less consistent than Pelicans upload schedule is Arthur's hair in this video
where have you been papi pelican?
Hydrating💀💀💀
AYOOOOOOO
honestly after 6 years I just wanted to talk a few months off. Feels great to be back though
@@ModestPelicanwe missed you.
Nice @@ModestPelican
Welcome back, Peli! Your comeback is the highlight of my day! Can't wait for more GTA 6 videos! 💪🔥
That’s how you know he didn’t watch it
How tf are you everywhere
X I love you but why are you on the first YT video ever and also in some Brent Rivera videos or Mr beast videos I love you bro I love the anonymous look and anonymous comments 😂😂😂
@@Thecheesebro2169So true lol. Rushing to get that early comment out.
Man you never watched pelican and this is a rdr2 not a gta6 video CAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST.
looking forward to the end of gta 6 where lucia shouts out modest pelican gaming to spread the good word of his channel
"GTA 6 will more than likely be the best game of all time" Man, there is no better way to set yourself up for disappointment than that line of thought. With expectations that high it's almost impossible not to be let down.
I kidnapped all the birds in my area that weren’t pelicans and replaced them with pelicans to spread the good word of your channel
What a comeback
Everyone loves a comeback story!
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@@BigBossMan1996 like kim kardashian!
@@elemer2089 exaaaaactly!
Welcome back glad you didn’t quit mate, love your stuff
3:01 - "Obviously I don't recommend shaking babies... A pillow is much quieter." 🤣
Ah yes, Papa Peli is back. ❤
Lol my mom was listening to me watch his videos once and was like, I hope he's joking 😂
I swear to god. And i am dead serious with this. I was scrolling my front page, saw the new Sonny Evams upload, and thought "i wish Modest Pelican would upload something". Few slides further, i could not believe my eyes. A brand new MP upload. I'm so happy
When i played red dead redemption, i found a guy slowly dying cuz he got bit by a snake. i saved him, and like, a week later, i needed to buy a new gvn. when i went to do it, the guy was sitting in the bench nearby and said that he would get me one for free.
Talk about good karma
Yeah this happens a few times. I’ve found the same interaction in Annesburg, Valentine and Rhodes. Not sure if it’s anywhere else though.
Yeeeah, that brother bought me a sawed-off 👌
@@Tyler-zz2fbalso on the way to Saint Denis tho dat only happend on my 5th playthrough so not sure
Nakey Jakey warned us about moments like this....
Glad you’re back peli. Been going through old videos of yours to get my fix
Sameee
“He shows various sights and points of interests such as the Catholic Church where he lost his virginity” 😂
I didn't think about the implications of that comment, initially.
@@bobdollaz3391 The classic aussie deadpan joke - comes and goes so quickly you can't even process it properly.
The JPM (jokes per minute) are off the charts 🤣
so glad that papa peli came back just wish my dad did the same
same tbh
will you be my dad?@@ModestPelican
@@CooperTreptowI will 🙂
@@Boochy_Man Thx
"unlike 46% of your dads ive actually come back" 🤣
This video inspired me to install a rain catcher onto my neighbors fence so that way when i sneak over to "greet" the missus i can remind her to stay hydrated, thanks papa pelican. 🎉
2:32 train driving requires extensive knowledge of routes, signals and track knowledge. U often have to go through a year of training to learn all the rules and regulations of the railway. Trains need a long time to stop so u must learn routes.
Literally, he has no idea what he’s talking about
@@OKAYIMTURNT Wait this is on the wrong video. this comment was for ua-cam.com/video/Fi1cIj-seN8/v-deo.html
My comment was on the wrong video
As an Irish-Australian person living in Vietnam, I absolutely loved these jokes😂
What are the chances 😂
Glad you’re okay. Your videos got me through some hard time. Glad to have you back.
When days only last fifty minutes, you have to read books quickly 😂
"So was America but they still got a good K.D"😂
We need the hit man series back because hydration is good for the body
Instant fan. This was the best 'Previously On...' I've ever seen. I had to stop at 13:51, because that's where I'm at in this 'show.' I can't wait to finish the game and come back for more. How do you get away with this humor?! lol. No really though, great writing. I'd say the Sean spoiler with the plot armor line was the best, but honestly there are dozens of comic gems in this vid.
On the real, I came back to RDR2 after never getting into the third act--now that I'm in it again, I honestly think it's top three games of all time. I can't wait for (the PC version) GTA VI...poor PC me.
Peli is back and he's brought real comedy back with him.. he's the hero we never thought we'd need
He may be the only UA-camr I know that doesn’t walk on eggshells with everything he says. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 😂
An Australian pelican. I had assumed that global warming won and you were dead. Along with Australia and a bunch of birds. Pleasant surprise
Thank god Peli is back, I began to get dehydrated
4 months of no modest pelican and then he comes out with a 25 minute video of my favorite game. Absolutely amazing
Greatest comeback of 2024. Literally the cumback of all time
“Jack Marstons son gets taken” bro what 😂
So happy to see you back!
Can’t wait for your uploads again!
I miss your read dead 2 videos 💯
Can’t wait for GTA 6 videos 🔥
I could take my dad being gone for so long getting that puppy I always wanted. But when peli did it to me I had to go get that puppy to help my motivation of being happy. Then a new video popped up from my papa and I can just ditch this huge responsibility of a poop machine. Thanks papa king!
Arthur’s the real hero getting that dishwashing water
Welcome back Modest Pelican. I missed you so much bro. I literally kept checking your channel for new content.
Came back funnier than ever 😂🔥
I horribly misread your username and thought it said “Molest Pelican” 💀💀💀💀
You have a higher jokes-per-second rate than an average Brooklyn 99 episode. Glad you're back to uploading, it was worth the wait!
"I get head-butted by a cow..."
Best commentary ever. 😂
You know what else is massive? 00:14
Low taper fade
Wrong timestamp
I know for a fact, someone- somewhere, this is their first rdr2 video
Welcome back, love from Latvia! 🇱🇻
milestiba nav tikai nopizgits maks xd
Missed opportunity: “But he’s Irish, so there’s plenty more where he came from.” ❤
As an Irish I must say when one of us dies we hold a massive party
Can't wait until papa peli actually finishes rdr2
That Heung Ming Son joke is underatted 😂
Is that the Vietnamese joke, I don't get it
See I also drink water, so basically we're brothers
Glad you’re back! Can’t say the same about my dad tho…
This comment hits harder than father
Fr 💔😖
i literally thought the start build up about best game ever made would be Flappy Bird Multiplayer
18:05 #trainsandhoes 🤟
Can I assume the name of Arthur's gang is "Sons of Virgins"?
4:34 thanks for the spoiler
Modest Pelican, i'm on a journey to find this girl. Should I pursue? I saw her online and noticed the logo of her shirt from my favorite Texas bar. I'm here at a hotel and I'm going there in the morning to see what her shifts are like and get to know her. Wish me luck.
We offending all the liberals with this one. "That 2024 toilet joke"
What? a libtard calling the other side fragile? Do ya know the history and antics of the modern left?
never watched one of your vids, got 0:35 in and already subbed. was not preparred for that many jokes
does look fire
19:44 “We’re sea team 6 from a cereal box” BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Red Dead 2 is the best game of all time
This story never gets old to me. It’s so good!
I've watched too much modest pelican videos, i now hear his voice everytime. the voices are getting louder, they keep telling me to commit war crimes and stay hydrated.
You were pick pocketed when you were in Europe?
Was it in France?
Yes?
Well, we hate them too and my father happened the same thing - German here...
Even Peli's commentary isn't enough to soften the blow of Hosea's death.
Thank you papa peli for finally coming back after 3 months of me forgetting to stay hydrated
Not even 10 second in the video and he gives us the best replica ever : " i'm pretty late at the party but so Americans did in ww2 and they still had a good k.d. "
4:16 as an Eastern European i can confirm that our streets are full of dead corpses
This Valentine’s Day, I got a girl, gave her a thoughtful card, some flowers, and 3.18 million solar masses worth of H2O, earths sweet nectar, to ensure she was sufficiently hydrated. I also only wrote Modest Pelican in the card as it really does spread the good word of this channel.
FINALLY !! Missed ya bro. Loving the 24 min video.....better than the standard 12 min......stay cool, stay hydrated
its not often a day when papapeli uploads red dead online, but when he does, its always a good one.
FEED. YOU. ARTHUR.
Brother these dark jokes im dead😂😂😂
The boys are back in town!!
Finished Peli's Hitman series yesterday, and lo and behold he uploads today. Now I don't want to say I'm an Omen, but call me Damien the demonic child
This is just a punch line dissrap against everyone😂❤
The quality is INSANE dude please don't stop
trust me brother your rdr2 content NEVER gets old, i love this game so much therefore i LOVE YOU for still making content 6 years later
Arthur needed that haircut so he could stay hydrated by getting dishwashing water and pondering what girls do in the bathroom. That dishwashing water makes him so holy that I can’t resist being rock hard because of his hair even though he secretly shook pillows around instead of babies while in the swamp. At least they had plenty of crayfish. Big daddy Arthur UwU.
Upon seeing a notification from papa Peli I was immediately reminded of the importance of hydration. Which is why i stole all the water in my neighbourhood and shipped it to people in need
I realized my wallet was gone "It was like I speed ran a relationship". Man SNL needs this guy BADLY!
What a come back. Every line you uttered was pure gold.
Once I had this huge test the next day and I was studying, it was in the middle of the night when I decided to search Modest Pelican on UA-cam and I started watching Mr. Thickman, a retired Hitman chilling around! 30 minutes later I decided not to go for the exam the next day and I chilled out the entire night with Thickman. Pelican is an alternative reality full of joy! This is a true story 😊
The story time about pokemon heist is one of the greatest stories I've ever heard. What a chad
That is crazy I just binged every single one of your RDR2 videos and wanted you to make a new one, not even an hour later you post this masterpiece.
Arthur only drinks alchohol. Shame to play as such a dehydrated protagonist.
Wecome back, you absolute Legend Seal Team Six Member from a Cereal Box 😂 Great to have you back 🔥
Me when pelican uploads after 2 months 🧍♂️ glad your back my man
I like to think that I only got Arthur to highest honour because I greeted about 30 people every time I visited Saint Denis
RDR2 Is always gonna be my favorite game, and it's unforgettable story will not be beaten.
Peli I don’t think u understand how much I’ve missed learning about the majestic pelican and gods holy nectar. I’ve found myself watching old videos of yours to keep myself educated
I'm Irish (Born and raised in Dublin) and I love my people but my favourite pelican expressing distasteful thoughts upon us gives me an existential crisis
"Unlike 46% of your dads" is more accurate than it has any right to be 😂
0:35 this is the hardest roast ive heard in a while.
That arsenal joke was gold,made my day.
Thank you Papa Peli. I needed that. 😂
As a city fan , this is funny
That bottle job was historic though 😂😂😂😂😂, everyone will take a dig at them
Papa Peli flew south and started a new gang called The Sons of Peli and started a gang war with the Seagulls. And is now the richest pelican in all the land.
I will say it's kinda goofy that you get 3 boats over the story and yet Dutch makes you go to the swamp and do the worst chapter 4 mission to get one.
Lmaooo “Glad to see he didn’t let getting shot stop him from going to work” I cackled