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  • @falling_vega1257
    @falling_vega1257 4 роки тому +5603

    I’m I the only one that thinks Modest Pelican should go back to his roots as a Christian music channel instead of this new “Christian prank channel” rubbish

  • @quinny6490
    @quinny6490 4 роки тому +1522

    Nobody:
    Modest pelican: uploads at 5AM Australian time

    • @PracticalExperts
      @PracticalExperts 4 роки тому +10

      What does the pelican say ??

    • @CptnWolfe
      @CptnWolfe 4 роки тому +16

      Good thing I wake up at 4am

    • @Maximilian-xk4lr
      @Maximilian-xk4lr 4 роки тому +13

      Thanks god its 9:30 pm over here in Germany

    • @nobodyknows2323
      @nobodyknows2323 4 роки тому

      Maximilian 2092000 it’s 3 over here

    • @khalKilat
      @khalKilat 4 роки тому +1

      It's 3AM at Malaysia✌️

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 3 роки тому +361

    “It’s all coming together.
    jUsT lIkE a GaNgBaNg”

  • @kotydragon
    @kotydragon 4 роки тому +838

    “I would reference real world events here, but the last time I did that things didn’t go so well for el pelicano” 😂

    • @chargytheproducer
      @chargytheproducer 3 роки тому +28

      He said old pelicano not el pelicano

    • @meinkungfu
      @meinkungfu 3 роки тому +9

      What is he referring to

    • @kotydragon
      @kotydragon 3 роки тому +54

      @@meinkungfu I believe it was a reference to being demonetized for talking about COVID-19...I could be wrong

    • @myvicky1983
      @myvicky1983 3 роки тому +3

      @@meinkungfu it's later in da vid

    • @vg_astxro757
      @vg_astxro757 3 роки тому +2

      @@myvicky1983 it was sarcasm 😐😂

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +66

    "I don't want to kill 2 of gaming's biggest icons"
    *Kills them anyway*

  • @jeremykreul3211
    @jeremykreul3211 4 роки тому +1994

    Anyone notice how he was wearing a mask when Mario “saw his face” and then he murdered him and Luigi

  • @joshoberholzer9429
    @joshoberholzer9429 4 роки тому +1417

    I hijacked a plane and told them I would only let them go if they hydrated themselves and subscribed to you, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 4 роки тому +182

      Did you just so happen to do it in 2001?

    • @kld6
      @kld6 4 роки тому +91

      @@counterfeit1148 damn thats fucked up 😂😂 but atleast they went out hydrated as hell

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 роки тому +409

      thanks mate this helps me out a lot

    • @wystrix439
      @wystrix439 4 роки тому +6

      Josh Oberholzer Didn’t he make this joke himself in one of his videos, you’re just repeating it

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 2 роки тому +4

      @@ModestPelican I would have liked that comment but it's got 69 likes, so I just cannot like it.

  • @freddyfazbear8653
    @freddyfazbear8653 4 роки тому +280

    Imagine having the honor of being 47’s tailor

    • @RU_HKR
      @RU_HKR 3 роки тому

      If you would be then we would call you [REDACTED].

    • @loaf5025
      @loaf5025 3 роки тому +3

      @@RU_HKR 😐

    • @andyreid7274
      @andyreid7274 2 роки тому

      Just dont make a mistake...

    • @LeonKennedy06
      @LeonKennedy06 11 місяців тому +1

      Honestly it would suck you know he's gonna dump the clothes off in the dirt to wear something he took off of a corpse

    • @god.usopp2yearsago115
      @god.usopp2yearsago115 9 місяців тому

      @@LeonKennedy06but you would be getting paid a lot so doesn’t matter

  • @a3511a
    @a3511a 4 роки тому +37

    Papa peli, one of the few UA-camrs that makes me laugh out loud XD

  • @roamingperceptions1664
    @roamingperceptions1664 4 роки тому +259

    I love how he starts a sentence by saying something normal but ends with some absolutely random and insane sh*t😂

  • @tuphpeli1719
    @tuphpeli1719 4 роки тому +716

    no one:
    Literally no one:
    Modest Peli: Brings ninja stars and explosive duck

  • @patrickmcdermott06
    @patrickmcdermott06 3 роки тому +17

    At this point I would recommend giving up and finding happiness through narcotics. Lmaooo I laughed so hard at that😂😂😂

  • @rosegold2808
    @rosegold2808 4 роки тому +54

    “It’s all coming together, just like a gang bang”
    -modest pelican 2020

    • @ibxtoycal254
      @ibxtoycal254 4 роки тому +1

      You literally just copied another person's comment Mate

  • @k9globe962
    @k9globe962 4 роки тому +264

    "these glasses are for epic gamers and sex offenders, and im both"- hydrated pelican 2020

  • @Dani-dj6vm
    @Dani-dj6vm 4 роки тому +547

    Always love when pelican tells us what to do to help spread the good word of his channel

    • @marko6526
      @marko6526 4 роки тому +9

      Are you complying tho?

    • @robinnool9983
      @robinnool9983 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah are you complying?

    • @marko6526
      @marko6526 4 роки тому +5

      @@robinnool9983 Yenayenayeyenayena BUT are YOU complying?

    • @robinnool9983
      @robinnool9983 4 роки тому +1

      @@marko6526 of course

    • @bigmanangry4379
      @bigmanangry4379 4 роки тому +5

      Smile I think the word “tells” implies too much free will

  • @AxelGunnars
    @AxelGunnars 2 роки тому +8

    I’m stuck in quarantine and bored out of my brains. I stumbled across this channel by a fortunate accident, and I got to say, just about every video of yours has cracked me up.

  • @jailanrayvon434
    @jailanrayvon434 4 роки тому +19

    1:55in and I’m already dying of laughter, best channel on YT

  • @tai9563
    @tai9563 4 роки тому +370

    “Its all coming together like a gangbang” -modest pelican 2020 4:14

  • @Cobra-Commander83
    @Cobra-Commander83 4 роки тому +377

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Modest Pelican: The only cure is crime.

  • @logan7673
    @logan7673 4 роки тому +32

    "There really are only two kinds of people who can pull this outfit, sex offenders and epic big d gamers and I'm both. 2× xp

  • @abhaygupta7657
    @abhaygupta7657 Рік тому +2

    Oh heck yeah 8:41
    Papa Peli will now dominate 4 markets
    UA-cam Gaming
    Pelican Appreciation
    Keeping people hydrated and fantasy novels

  • @hamsen42
    @hamsen42 4 роки тому +805

    WAIT no hot women in the thumbnail?!?!?!
    damn this quarantine must be messing with mr.pelican/moist man's head :,(

    • @arthur9025
      @arthur9025 4 роки тому +16

      Det Mads thicc man will do

    • @atomz1010
      @atomz1010 4 роки тому +12

      You mean papa peli

    • @YondrBreach
      @YondrBreach 4 роки тому +1

      This shows how much modest Pelican has destroyed ur brains

    • @aymacandcheesetho
      @aymacandcheesetho 3 роки тому +2

      @@YondrBreach excuse me

    • @bigmansabo9178
      @bigmansabo9178 3 роки тому +2

      @@YondrBreach imagine not realising that we’re having a laugh

  • @Kurtheoraizor
    @Kurtheoraizor 2 роки тому +1

    7:48 pure curiosity, fear, realization, and embracing it kicks in his tone, I love it.

  • @LivingLikeLarry12
    @LivingLikeLarry12 3 роки тому +1

    1:24 lmaoo it looks like the NPC is uncomfortable after what you said 🤣

  • @justyouraveragebrit9090
    @justyouraveragebrit9090 4 роки тому +44

    Hello modest pelican gaming,lads and lasses here

  • @bycrow4286
    @bycrow4286 4 роки тому +97

    I’ll like yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah. Yeah
    Stay hydrated boys

    • @justyouraveragebrit9090
      @justyouraveragebrit9090 4 роки тому

      D3mons Shadow no no no you’ve got it all wrong it’s yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah let’s let’s go murder a bunch of hookers with the boys

  • @doubt6661
    @doubt6661 2 роки тому +2

    "Mario had seen my face" says the man completely covered by a white sheet and a scream mask

  • @drpepper8587
    @drpepper8587 Рік тому +1

    “and im both” had me crying 😹😹😹

  • @michaels_corner
    @michaels_corner 4 роки тому +71

    When it says "No views" Im drinking that water for Pelican!

  • @danbent9559
    @danbent9559 4 роки тому +50

    "Please rename Covid 19 as ModestPelicanVirus as this really helps spread the good word of my channel,"

    • @simplyluis6548
      @simplyluis6548 4 роки тому

      That would be the opposite of "good word", bud. Lol

    • @stayhydrated3495
      @stayhydrated3495 4 роки тому

      Luis Valdez how?

    • @simplyluis6548
      @simplyluis6548 4 роки тому +3

      @@stayhydrated3495 You don't want your brand to be associated with a pandemic. Murder and terrorism is fine tho.

    • @danbent9559
      @danbent9559 4 роки тому +1

      @@simplyluis6548 atleast the name of this educational Christian music channel would be "spread" around the world

  • @TheRebelVikingYT
    @TheRebelVikingYT 4 роки тому +11

    Modest Pelican: I need to to get high, so I stumble upon an apartment building.
    Me Thinking what he should've said:
    I need to get high, so I stumble upon a weed dispenser and, well, get high

  • @roy_issachar
    @roy_issachar 4 роки тому +244

    For all the gf jokes he tells I genuinely don’t know if he has one or not

  • @mattynator911
    @mattynator911 4 роки тому +173

    My brother forgot to drink water so i drowned him in the pool. Hope he learned his lesson, can't have a brother that doesn't stay hydrated

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 3 роки тому +1

      I hope its a joke

    • @UnimpressedGoose
      @UnimpressedGoose 3 роки тому +15

      @@rookie8084 you’re not the smartest banana

    • @radumirceabunica7492
      @radumirceabunica7492 3 роки тому +14

      @@rookie8084 no he actually drowned him, it's in the news. he then ate his hydrated body

    • @kk_cats6072
      @kk_cats6072 3 роки тому +1

      @@radumirceabunica7492 oh yeah i remember

  • @T5_
    @T5_ 4 роки тому +63

    Hi King

  • @Frepatatarat
    @Frepatatarat 3 роки тому +2

    I then do what bowser couldn't ending Mario's 39 years of terror
    -Modest pelican

  • @Wanted_Jack
    @Wanted_Jack 2 роки тому +1

    "In a Simi panic I quick scope her with my fist for no reason" 😂😂

  • @DLTA-lu1mx
    @DLTA-lu1mx 4 роки тому +30

    What up you bloody legends hope your doing well and staying safe. And as always Don’t forget to keep staying hydrated

  • @owlwaifu4949
    @owlwaifu4949 4 роки тому +12

    The power of the sunglasses

  • @connorgibson8837
    @connorgibson8837 4 роки тому +5

    I like how the first 40 seconds he’s just slapping people with fish

  • @kielbasathief9576
    @kielbasathief9576 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly the maps in this game are beautiful

  • @milk4231
    @milk4231 4 роки тому +57

    When’s more gta but love you’re vids m8

  • @ironcheese4736
    @ironcheese4736 4 роки тому +11

    I’ve been obsessed with your channel for the past couple days, and have been binging Hitman and Sons of Virgins. Oh, and I’ve been staying hydrated, I promise.

  • @realog704
    @realog704 3 роки тому +3

    6:41 had me dead lagging 🤣

  • @rheyo9887
    @rheyo9887 4 роки тому +6

    Watching this man grow is such an amazing experience since i’ve been here since the beggining

  • @billkevin4501
    @billkevin4501 4 роки тому +10

    Now that you all stay in home, you must keep in mind you have to hydrate regularly.

  • @Angel-sf4ct
    @Angel-sf4ct 4 роки тому +24

    Breaking news: Man commits mass homicide with a fish

  • @ethanfigs
    @ethanfigs Рік тому +1

    0:34 bro didnt have to do franklin dirty like that

  • @R3tr0humppa
    @R3tr0humppa 4 роки тому

    Quickscoping with a fist is the new Gentleman's handkiss.

  • @justanothergamer5034
    @justanothergamer5034 4 роки тому +26

    I’ve never clicked on a video so fast in my entire life till this one

    • @icewolf4156
      @icewolf4156 4 роки тому +2

      You probably say this in every video

    • @PracticalExperts
      @PracticalExperts 4 роки тому +1

      You probably say this in every video

    • @simplyluis6548
      @simplyluis6548 4 роки тому +1

      You probably say this in every video

    • @maysn6893
      @maysn6893 4 роки тому

      You probably say this in every video

    • @theguywhoasked6104
      @theguywhoasked6104 4 роки тому

      You probably say this in every video

  • @colte6839
    @colte6839 4 роки тому +3

    YESS!! Back with more hitman. I love your questionable, family friendly content!

  • @XxihewixX
    @XxihewixX 4 роки тому +1

    The hitman series is pure gold

  • @MantraHerbInchSin
    @MantraHerbInchSin 2 роки тому +1

    The dude that was fishing, not only could he not swim, he was able to die almost instantly before he could even drown

  • @brandonlay1905
    @brandonlay1905 4 роки тому +5

    I haven't laughed like this for a while, you just earned a sub👍

  • @MozzDef
    @MozzDef 4 роки тому +33

    "I saw a man blame 5g as the reason he went to prison, probably the 7 homicide charges" 👌🤣 the 5g made him do it.

  • @mattie4883
    @mattie4883 4 роки тому

    This guys videos make my day, I can literally watch any video again and again they never get old, how can someone have such a boring but so entertaining voice?? Best UA-camr I will die before I change my mind

  • @aiden1120
    @aiden1120 4 роки тому +1

    Bro, you seriously deserve so much more recognition, you are hilarious😂

  • @xaviersmobilegaming4565
    @xaviersmobilegaming4565 4 роки тому +8

    Remember lads stay hydrated 💦

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +3

    Why does Pelican's "meeting" sound like "mating"
    Craig is "mating" with brother Akram to get the poison

  • @sbr7018
    @sbr7018 4 роки тому +2

    this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life

  • @anthonygallo6549
    @anthonygallo6549 2 роки тому +2

    I couldn’t care less about the Hitman games. But I watch every single video this dude throws out ‘cause he’s writing comedy gold every time.

  • @johnmannila396
    @johnmannila396 4 роки тому +6

    Me: Cricket noises
    Modest at 5am his time: “Fish slime notices”
    Modest plz ❤️
    U best thx lu. U

  • @Deleted-su8bt
    @Deleted-su8bt 4 роки тому +18

    i dropped a bomb on an orphanage named “MODEST PELICAN” in the good word of your channel

  • @GothamsRealSaviour
    @GothamsRealSaviour Місяць тому

    Tips for being a sneaky step dad: Always have a fresh fish, meaty bone, violin, rubber duck for emotional support and a pistol with a used baked beans can as a suppressor (optional)

  • @ding2593
    @ding2593 4 роки тому +1

    Modest Pelican: *sees someone with a yellow skeleton head above them*
    Mercy was never an option.

  • @ianmooreisking12
    @ianmooreisking12 4 роки тому +3

    Peli, I had a look and the ocean has run out of water, How we gon stay hydrated now?

  • @zonkedgamer5419
    @zonkedgamer5419 3 роки тому +3

    I like your funny words magic man

  • @j3siahf919
    @j3siahf919 4 роки тому +1

    1:59 has me dying😂

  • @war1426
    @war1426 Рік тому

    During July 4th I felt like I was about to fall over and vomit, and all I thought about was how I might miss a Modest Pelican upload. This guy is a legend

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +23

    0:10 - When people refuse to Social Distance so you smack some senses into them using a Fish

  • @nattyrumrich9091
    @nattyrumrich9091 4 роки тому +7

    Bruh imagine having a consistent upload schedule
    This post was made by modest pelican gaming
    Boom roasted

  • @AHSANALI-ev7sx
    @AHSANALI-ev7sx 4 роки тому +1

    Oh god I love you accent and hilarious jokes ,I really enjoy your real life applocable and friendly content

  • @spiderversed7661
    @spiderversed7661 4 роки тому +2

    I love how he speaks so casually in his gameplays

  • @qwertywarrior
    @qwertywarrior 4 роки тому +6

    "Remember: no Japanese"

  • @br3ttm935
    @br3ttm935 4 роки тому +15

    How come whenever I'm watching modest pelican videos I always get "single women in your area" ads?

  • @cj.2eezy
    @cj.2eezy 3 роки тому +1

    "My spirits may have just broken.." and probably your body too...at 6:41

  • @mvd0072
    @mvd0072 3 роки тому

    I love this guy his humor when i am down i watch some video's and it always makes me laugh.

  • @ethanhadfield2096
    @ethanhadfield2096 4 роки тому +13

    to spread the good word of your channel, I slaughtered all nps in all games, unless they subscribed and liked your channel. I did it in an Australian accent to seduce them also

    • @ysbrandd4908
      @ysbrandd4908 4 роки тому +2

      You should learn Arabic to spread hydration in the dry Arabic world.

    • @suscinn4836
      @suscinn4836 4 роки тому

      U mean Venezuelan kids

  • @xXMemeMachineXx
    @xXMemeMachineXx 4 роки тому +3

    wow i was really lucky, just logged on to youtube and bam 3 secunds ago.

  • @Damianskii
    @Damianskii 4 роки тому +1

    7:24 "-But he unfortunately saw my face" *Is actually wearing a scream like mask and a hoodie*

  • @beep3639
    @beep3639 2 роки тому +1

    This comedy is on point

  • @quietblake6997
    @quietblake6997 4 роки тому +3

    12:32
    Modest Pelican let me introduce you to Bigmooney06 who is the mad lad, who does nothing but hitman content and kill everyone challenges. Lol

  • @Apoiad
    @Apoiad 4 роки тому +4

    There is no thicc thumbnail 😾

  • @lmj06
    @lmj06 4 роки тому +1

    Modest pelican never fails to put a slight grin on my face

  • @OneClownShoe
    @OneClownShoe 4 роки тому

    Always great videos. Thanks for the laughs again.

  • @samkahraman4621
    @samkahraman4621 4 роки тому +7

    First

  • @o-tuathail
    @o-tuathail 4 роки тому

    I love assassinations! It definitely IS fun for the whole family! Keep up the good work, Modest Pelican!

  • @bolinski4463
    @bolinski4463 4 роки тому

    I've been waiting for a hitman video thanks Mate!

  • @rustyspoonzzz
    @rustyspoonzzz 2 роки тому +1

    You my good sir are hilarious and have earned yourself a subscriber... Epic content mate. :D

  • @mlld5908
    @mlld5908 10 місяців тому

    Googly, Boogaloo, you Duglay, do I miss you every single one of you -every hit man ever

  • @Sealhunt
    @Sealhunt 3 роки тому

    I have missed your work, good sir! great to have you back!

  • @nothingimportant270
    @nothingimportant270 4 роки тому +1

    Peli should go see a punch of pelicans when this is over I wanna see that

  • @berrryandy4000
    @berrryandy4000 3 роки тому

    Ngl everyone being slapped by a fish at the start was the best part of the video

  • @dballs52
    @dballs52 4 роки тому +1

    I completely missed anything said in the first minute. Dude running in slapping everyone in the face had me crying

  • @wizvrdmvn7415
    @wizvrdmvn7415 4 роки тому

    This is my favorite out of all the ones you do the hitman series is killa 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭

  • @Xtroninater
    @Xtroninater 2 роки тому

    never watched modest pelican before and i lost my shit when the intro featured him just walking around and slapping people into tomorrow with a fish

  • @dakotamorillo
    @dakotamorillo 4 роки тому

    I subscribed a couple months ago and, because of you, i got this game and now its literally my favorite game ever lol. next i think i want red dead haha. thanks for being so funny, always just making me smile, and introducing me to games that i now love/want asap ((: 🖤

  • @PliskinYT
    @PliskinYT 3 роки тому

    Disease: *exists*
    Modest Pelican: *loads rifle with medical intent*

  • @zeronah5934
    @zeronah5934 4 роки тому

    My life goals stay hydrated eliminate all premarital handholding and to spread the good word of modest pelicans channel

  • @Pr0digyZRX
    @Pr0digyZRX 4 роки тому

    Holy shit bro. You're alive! I'm glad you're still around and staying hydrated. I love your videos though

  • @trestaylit619
    @trestaylit619 4 роки тому +1

    Bruh this man is hilarious. You gained a new sub sir 💪🏾.