I was sent to a luxury resort and then THIS HAPPENED..

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @mrwhattywhat
    @mrwhattywhat 5 років тому +4451

    Modest Pelican is one the best underated channels

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +565

      thank you mate :)

    • @crystal_void
      @crystal_void 5 років тому +40

      Agreed

    • @purplefiber2179
      @purplefiber2179 5 років тому +25

      When you names morgan😯

    • @lukaemmett9428
      @lukaemmett9428 5 років тому +14

      He is underrated

    • @JameelDavid
      @JameelDavid 5 років тому +12

      Was about the type the same thing. Hands down leading as my favorite UA-camr. Can't wait to hear you and GetGoodGuy playing Firestorm

  • @invidioustv
    @invidioustv 5 років тому +1490

    I don't know how long it takes you to come up with these jokes, but they are sooo golden!

    • @jmd_9203
      @jmd_9203 5 років тому +34

      Ya, this was one of his funniest videos in my opinion

    • @jackvince8317
      @jackvince8317 5 років тому +14

      Aussie DNA m8 nuff said 😂

    • @joelkosinski5094
      @joelkosinski5094 4 роки тому +26

      You might think: how the heck was that a social experiment? You just stabbed a guy with a katana.....

    • @arunr1627
      @arunr1627 2 роки тому +1

      @@joelkosinski5094 *sword

    • @Bumblebee3007.
      @Bumblebee3007. Рік тому

      ​@@arunr1627 it was a katana sword

  • @magnehansen7632
    @magnehansen7632 5 років тому +762

    I havent slept in 2 weeks waiting for the hitman video

    • @Flimsyer
      @Flimsyer 5 років тому +36

      You must be very dehydrated, if this is the case, please seek your nearest water supply immediately.

    • @jordangrobbelaar
      @jordangrobbelaar 5 років тому +1

      Same hahaha

    • @ronanmcgrath5835
      @ronanmcgrath5835 4 роки тому +2

      STAY HYDRATED!!!

    • @thehuman3227
      @thehuman3227 4 роки тому

      U good

    • @thomast4511
      @thomast4511 4 роки тому +2

      U forgot this here ✋?

  • @djgulston
    @djgulston 4 роки тому +162

    The one advantage of discovering your channel so late in my life is that you have so many videos that I haven't watched yet. I love your dry, straight-man, sarcastic sense of humour. It shows that a UA-camr doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious to be funny.

    • @healthandsurvival4461
      @healthandsurvival4461 10 місяців тому +2

      That's the perk of being so late!! You get to have so many videos to watch instead of having to wait for new ones. I just put them on shuffle and have it as background noise so I always hear something new to laugh about.

  • @hemshah4127
    @hemshah4127 5 років тому +513

    Thanks Papa Peli for making this video. Stay hydrated!

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +85

      thank you for supporting the channel my dude!

  • @turtle6727
    @turtle6727 2 роки тому +62

    “Hitman has a calm, strategic style of gameplay that some people may not like, but I do.” -Pelican Also Pelican: throws letter opener into lady-man’s head, knocks out girl, and hides their bodies on the balcony

  • @mrmoocowlikesmilk
    @mrmoocowlikesmilk 2 роки тому +41

    Ah yes, the perfect night. Sat at my desk, with a blanket, a Modest Pelican video and a big bottle of water to stay hydrated. Thanks Papa Peli for this entertaining video

  • @chasingdaydreams2788
    @chasingdaydreams2788 5 років тому +250

    That burn on Amy Schumer was INCREDIBLE!😱

  • @Internaut1814
    @Internaut1814 5 років тому +3220

    Thumbs up if you're watching this in 1286 B.C. in Egypt under the rule of Ramses II

    • @Hans-gg3ko
      @Hans-gg3ko 5 років тому +113

      Me too I'm living in a tent next to you mate.

    • @Internaut1814
      @Internaut1814 5 років тому +78

      @@Hans-gg3ko My tent is always open for some fresh faseekh for you man

    • @arthurthim2595
      @arthurthim2595 5 років тому +16

      222nielsje Bruh

    • @homegrowntwinkie
      @homegrowntwinkie 5 років тому +25

      HAIL RAMSES

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 5 років тому +4

      Sweeet

  • @dr.chungusphd108
    @dr.chungusphd108 4 роки тому +29

    I just randomly found this channel the other day and I gotta say easily some of the funniest game commentary I’ve ever seen.

  • @WillMunny22
    @WillMunny22 5 років тому +53

    I laughed my ass off when seeing that hotel working dragging the body bag down the stairs like it was just another day.....too funny

  • @dextrosity7350
    @dextrosity7350 5 років тому +153

    Pelican pulled a Johnny english when he was in the wrong building lmao

  • @treyhull7036
    @treyhull7036 5 років тому +123

    “This information was most certainly in the mission brief that I did not read because I’m not a nerd.” - Papa Pelican 2k19

  • @shouryasingh6815
    @shouryasingh6815 4 роки тому +198

    I married my best friends mom and used my parental influence to force him to watch your videos to help spread the good word of your channel

    • @valkcr1406
      @valkcr1406 3 роки тому +4

      If he refuses feed him to a pelican named modest to spread the good word of his channel

    • @keanuismyfather7477
      @keanuismyfather7477 3 роки тому

      Dude my uncle’s best friend married his mum lol it’s weird af

    • @furness804productions
      @furness804productions 3 роки тому

      That’s messed up.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +2

      @@furness804productions It's not messed up if it's for spreading the hydrate-focused good word for the channel.

    • @therealunderscore
      @therealunderscore Рік тому +1

      @@thegrayyernaut Amen, brother

  • @squash6402
    @squash6402 5 років тому +131

    "this must be where Amy Schumer bathes herself" lmaoooooo

  • @sp4zt4zt1c2
    @sp4zt4zt1c2 5 років тому +576

    "This must be where Amy Schumer cleans herself." Silly pelican, whales don't clean themselves.

  • @doctorlime380
    @doctorlime380 5 років тому +25

    12:31 was really deep.

  • @BASAAC
    @BASAAC 3 роки тому +11

    The fish is there for emotional support because everyone asks who is hitman but they don’t ask how is hitman

  • @warrick5279
    @warrick5279 5 років тому +157

    I remember 30k subs.. Now it's over 130k subs.. Man congratulations papa Peli for that💪💪💪

    • @Jubs1204
      @Jubs1204 5 років тому +3

      I'm here since 6k

    • @yado7550
      @yado7550 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit I've been here since before 20k I didn't even realize he'd taken off so much

    • @Buzz-vq5gz
      @Buzz-vq5gz 5 років тому

      23k, with the monotone voice, absolute legend papa

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 5 років тому

      Here from 15k

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 4 роки тому

      I'm here since 1,011, suckers.

  • @clumz4630
    @clumz4630 2 роки тому +17

    His dry sense of humor is hilarious 😂

  • @cuddlescarebear
    @cuddlescarebear 5 років тому +33

    "You're probably wondering how this is a social experiment, you just stabbed a guy through the head....Anyways so I head downstairs" xDDD

  • @marche2738
    @marche2738 8 місяців тому +1

    The best part was when Modest Pelican was told to mop it up XD His reaction really cracked me up. It was such a typical Modest Pelican reaction. Always sure of himself and having the last word, this time the game took him by surprise, so funny XD

  • @thegibbehhh9430
    @thegibbehhh9430 5 років тому +15

    I gotta say, I'm really liking your coverage of Hitman. It just flows so well with you. Keep it coming!

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +10

      thanks mate really glad you're enjoying the series.

  • @dontparticipate240
    @dontparticipate240 3 роки тому +5

    4:20
    Got that backwards mate.
    Your suite and the suite being cleaned is in the right building, Jordan Cross and crew are in the left.

  • @rashawn2323
    @rashawn2323 2 роки тому +3

    11:33 everyone was staring at him when he turned around 😂basically they were like “ bruh we seen you take that shit, put it back” lmao

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 Рік тому +3

    Ah, this channel is iconic.

  • @Jack-ed9wz
    @Jack-ed9wz 5 років тому +35

    Waiter:Doesn’t bow
    Pelican:I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @shadihaddad4486
    @shadihaddad4486 5 років тому +11

    The Amy Schumer joke was verbal gold 👌

  • @msb3235
    @msb3235 5 років тому +42

    "The place where old women look like young women and where young men look like young women"....I can vouch to that...

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Рік тому +2

    I absolutely love the deadpan tone you have when saying all your jokes.

  • @Andresdha
    @Andresdha 5 років тому +6

    I’m a simple man: I see a Papa Peli upload, I watch and get moist.

  • @yvngtonyb
    @yvngtonyb 5 років тому +3

    “You might be thinking how the heck was that a social experiment? You just stabbed a guy with a sword?
    Anyway I continue looking around...”
    You cheeky fucking pelican 😂😂

  • @JCridford
    @JCridford 2 роки тому +4

    I was listening to this while at work the other day. I accidentally pulled my headphones out at exactly 1:22. I couldn't explain my way out of it so I threw a can of Dr Pep at my boss.

  • @AussieFerret1
    @AussieFerret1 7 місяців тому +1

    One of the only UA-camrs I can binge watch without going to sleep

  • @bogger5
    @bogger5 5 років тому +20

    I feel happiness because of this video, thank you

  • @wetardedunicorn5016
    @wetardedunicorn5016 3 роки тому +11

    "if at first you don't succeed stab a pest inspector then steal his identity"
    he has such a way with words

  • @thelosthunter635
    @thelosthunter635 5 років тому +3

    One of the handful of smaller youtubers I absolutely jump to video practically when I see it for geuneinly good content and laughing from all the one liners

  • @luvgus.
    @luvgus. 5 років тому +7

    I'm going to create a time machine, go back to when evolution first started, and make it so Pelicans become the dominant species on Earth

  • @nyasha1988
    @nyasha1988 5 років тому +9

    "You know Thailand, the place where old women look like young women and young men also look like young women," DEAD!

  • @Schweat
    @Schweat 5 років тому +3

    "And we will bring with us a fish, because... look, I actually don't know why we brought the fish, but anyway, we've got a fish." This is why I watch ModestPelican

  • @captainnuggie1831
    @captainnuggie1831 5 років тому +11

    I accept my solem duty to spread the good word of your channel

  • @dude9318
    @dude9318 5 років тому +24

    Its funny how acurate his deffinition of thailand is

  • @kizmo2317
    @kizmo2317 5 років тому +19

    "I guess this is where Amy Schumer cleans herself." Pure comedic gold.

  • @Kadoosky
    @Kadoosky Рік тому +1

    Modest pelican is one of my favorite small creators🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @coolbananalol1334
    @coolbananalol1334 5 років тому +6

    Papa Pelican, I 'vandalized' my whole school by spraying: PELICAN, on every wall, as this helps spread the good word of your channel!

  • @Oscarr_Official
    @Oscarr_Official 3 роки тому

    13:58 so sweet of you. Gave poor girl a hug.

  • @rcbiomes7934
    @rcbiomes7934 5 років тому +28

    Un Hydrated kids: 1st
    Kid that is actually first:hold my beer

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 років тому

      Dehydrated*

  • @BekSilliE
    @BekSilliE 10 місяців тому +1

    Teaching these kids about the pelican species would help them SO much better than the crap they are being taught now 😂

  • @a_fangar
    @a_fangar Рік тому +4

    0:46 that aged well with all the stuff with Sneako

    • @6y6
      @6y6 Рік тому

      Yeah man that aged really well totally!

  • @toastmaster77
    @toastmaster77 Рік тому +1

    I’ve been watching modest pelican since I first tasted gods nectar

  • @dbl0douche353
    @dbl0douche353 2 роки тому +4

    watching this makes me feel so much better about my runs lol

  • @spiralfirst6488
    @spiralfirst6488 Рік тому +1

    What fantastic narration. This is a very good video.

  • @FranciscoFuica
    @FranciscoFuica 5 років тому +6

    I'm gonna buy Hitman 2 because of you papa peli

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 років тому

      Its no longer 1938, that man in your profile picture is dead

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone 2 роки тому

    "Internationally famous indie band". That right there is peak comedy.

  • @tyonakazaki6643
    @tyonakazaki6643 5 років тому +3

    All Hail Modest Pelican Gaming...humble is thy pelican 😭

  • @jaxsonxavier3439
    @jaxsonxavier3439 4 роки тому +2

    I traveled 7 years in the future became a teacher, spread the good word of your channel, and now everyone is cultured. You will have 15 million in 7 years, good luck

  • @prithvibm
    @prithvibm 5 років тому +4

    "If at first you don't succeed, stab the pest inspector with a katana and then steal his identity, and then fumigate your problems"
    -Modest Pelican, circa 2019

  • @user-function100
    @user-function100 3 роки тому +2

    4:14 You still get it wrong though. Jordan Cross is on the north side of the building. LOL

  • @t6amygdala
    @t6amygdala 5 років тому +28

    I approve the thicc thumbnail

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +4

      I'd be letting you down if the thumbnail wasn't thic

  • @tylerayrea5459
    @tylerayrea5459 5 років тому +2

    This channel deserves WAY more than 100k subs.

  • @quaraydan3362
    @quaraydan3362 5 років тому +8

    Love your vids your a true apex legend👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 років тому

      Ur head looks like a bean

    • @cultok
      @cultok 4 роки тому

      Nice

  • @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows
    @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows 2 роки тому +1

    "If at first you don't succeed, stab the pest inspector with a kitana, steal his disguise then fumigate your problems."
    Wise words, you beautiful, modest bird!

  • @plushtank4280
    @plushtank4280 4 роки тому +4

    “Who needs a baseball bat when you have a god damn sword.”

  • @ultimateyeetgod8467
    @ultimateyeetgod8467 2 роки тому +1

    We need modest pelican water bottles

  • @rasputingames3223
    @rasputingames3223 5 років тому +107

    Papa pelican I ran into the White House and me and the bois held it up. I threatened them to advertise your channel or I would accuse them of sexual harassment. To spread the good word of your Chanel

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 5 років тому

    0:06 you almost got me there!

  • @dirtblock6202
    @dirtblock6202 5 років тому +15

    As a teacher I don't know why I didn't think of this
    Also do you know the number of the suicide got mine??

  • @rogerreginald4477
    @rogerreginald4477 5 років тому

    The modest pelican hitman video titles are honestly all I live for anymore.

  • @ILFforever
    @ILFforever 5 років тому +25

    Young men ALSO looks like young women LOL yep i can confirm that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SBluesBrotherhood
    @SBluesBrotherhood 2 роки тому

    "...one of the biggest bathtubs I have ever seen. I guess this is where Amy Shumer cleans herself...".
    My word man, THAT was funny! Thank you!!!

  • @Nikotine.420
    @Nikotine.420 5 років тому +8

    “I guess this is where Amy Schumer takes a bath”

  • @daviddockery8962
    @daviddockery8962 5 років тому +1

    Best channel ever. Been subbed for a while. Never seen a bad video.

  • @ILOVECARHISTORY
    @ILOVECARHISTORY 5 років тому +14

    Thailand my country finally

  • @PedsHouse
    @PedsHouse 5 років тому

    that radio part with the sword was some kill bill shit, bring a guard in with a radio and close the door hahaha!

  • @Funny_username3
    @Funny_username3 5 років тому +4

    8:10 agent 47 has a beard

    • @Foxy2D
      @Foxy2D 10 місяців тому

      That's just the hat

  • @mateorobles7126
    @mateorobles7126 2 роки тому +1

    Oh nah I love this guy fs, mans made an amy Schumer joke🤣🤣

  • @DarthWindu06
    @DarthWindu06 5 років тому +6

    Imagine seeing you on a vaccation... boi im runnin fast af lmao

  • @tac9785
    @tac9785 5 років тому

    This is my favorite series on your channel

  • @lewmap
    @lewmap 5 років тому +5

    I say it's where Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy play together.

  • @api7449
    @api7449 5 років тому

    Modest Pelican is the best channel on youtube. If somone finds a new habitable planet that humanity can move to they should name it Modest Pelican.

  • @marcusi7935
    @marcusi7935 5 років тому +3

    Ill ask my teacher to do that
    Also the fish is the best stealth weapon for pelicans

  • @GracefulGains
    @GracefulGains 2 роки тому +1

    "I didn't read the mission brief because I'm not a nerd" I laughed literally outloud. Subbbbbbbbed

  • @HansWurst-xd3oo
    @HansWurst-xd3oo 5 років тому +4

    "this information was almost certainly included in the mission brief which I didnt read" Omg Im fucking dying is this all off the cuff or does this guy sit down and write a script either way hes a fucking genius

  • @Simply_better22343
    @Simply_better22343 21 день тому

    I like rewatching your old hitman videos! Also reminds me to stay hydrated

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 5 років тому +3

    I just changed my regions school curriculum to worship Pelicans and subscribe to your channel.
    Anything else I can do to spread the good word of your channel???

  • @timothymartell9069
    @timothymartell9069 5 років тому

    Living proof that staying hydrated will make u into the most underrated channels of all time

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 5 років тому +3

    If you enjoy this video, please hijack a plane and open the cargo filled with pelicans, then proceed to poke holes in all but one parachute and you and the pelicans escape, as this really helps spread the good word of the channel when the news discovers that the plane was hijacked by a bunch of Modest Pelicans.

  • @Storytellers450
    @Storytellers450 5 років тому +2

    I shaved my head bald and tattooed a pelican over my bar-code at the back of my head to spread the good word of this channel.

  • @bwuvvy
    @bwuvvy 5 років тому +3

    7:06 the body is alive lol

  • @psychoticsquared87
    @psychoticsquared87 2 роки тому

    I am so glad I found this channel!

  • @justinfuzzyhat
    @justinfuzzyhat 5 років тому +8

    Thank you daddy may I please have another

  • @kimhultstrand3818
    @kimhultstrand3818 4 роки тому

    why haven't this channel blown up ? the funniest guy on youtube!

  • @loganvolakakis2102
    @loganvolakakis2102 5 років тому +10

    Fish is food and melee weapon duh.

    • @aussie870
      @aussie870 5 років тому

      Fish are friends, not food.

    • @whoopwhoop4783
      @whoopwhoop4783 5 років тому

      Fish is animal not hooman

  • @Test-UCKC
    @Test-UCKC 2 роки тому

    He really is a genius! 1.9m subs is nothing to Scoff at he deserves more, this connect is golden!

  • @khamden7934
    @khamden7934 5 років тому +5

    I went to my uncles house and
    *THIS HAPPENED...*

  • @christianmcbrearty
    @christianmcbrearty 5 років тому +1

    Great to see a fellow Aussie on UA-cam 🙃

  • @bramkoek8361
    @bramkoek8361 5 років тому +3

    I liked the video and then THIS HAPPENED...

  • @onlinevevo20
    @onlinevevo20 5 років тому +1

    Literally the best voiceover gameplay I've ever seen

  • @Dauntless7005
    @Dauntless7005 5 років тому +11

    It isn’t a modest pelican video if there isn’t a THICC women in the thumbnail

  • @Shadowical
    @Shadowical 5 років тому

    Honestly, Leeham and Pelican have the best narrator voices.
    #PELICANPALACE
    It must be built