That bit where when Lucifer was getting cast out of heaven and loses and gets thrown down to earth and turns into a dragon, always made me think of it being a multi stage boss fight
I feel Scientology is more like an alternate version of a fangame, that resulted from one of the devs getting angry at everyone and taking all of his assets to make a new, totally-not-the-same game.
Boy, the money I would throw for the chance to see a mourning husband and wife over their Blood-vertised SaveFile Turok Baby Grave and then one of them turns to the other and whispers "Let's start a new Save."
Just to be clear, the update the Pope made means that now that babies that havent been given the baptism buff will no longer go to the Limbo server but to the Heaven server directly and the Limbo would be eliminated from the canon.
It was a proposed patch. Limbo was never removed from the game. You just need to uninstall the Vatican 2 patch and your purgatory babies will be restored. Pope Paul VI made sure the patch wouldn't ruin the save.
@@vistea1 The current Pope is fairly weak compared to some of his predecessors. And, if we begin to consider Enemy Stand Users outside of Catholics throughout the ages, then we get some really powerful foes that are just outside of the current pope's league, like Martin Luther. Not to say that the current pope isn't strong, just that it's ridiculous to consider him the strongest stand user or even just the strongest contemporary stand user.
This reminded me how after WW2 *Shintō* (Japanese native religion) had a patch that stated that the Emperor is no longer a 'living God' and by doing so retconning current and all the previous Emperors status.
You might think the Pope that did this is a monster, but anyone with *rewatches video* ONE POINT TWO TERABYTES OF JOJO MEMES is someone whose integrity shouldn’t be questioned.
I remember this bit cracking me the hell up, and Welty has only made it so much better. That visual of The Pope on the Vati-Con main stage deleting souls live is fucking perfect.
The comedic timing and general directing of this is so amazingly fantastic it has reminded me once again to never ever judge a animation or animatic on art style because holy hell good fucking job
Dude i'm six months late, but i need to thank you for the great moment you just gave me of saying outloud "Please be 400 billion. Please be 400 billion" And then not being dissapointed.
This was beautiful, I love the animation and that intro...That Intro...The first thing that popped into my head was "Grandma Woolz is Not going to be happy about that!"
Man, we need more of these by Jordan. They're so charming, this one keeps floating past my recommendations a lot. though considering the context maybe thats a bad thing
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"Your dead baby's soul was retconned out of existence."
Put that on a t-shirt
ZanraiKid I thought that was an old podcast title.
And wear it to Church. While making people ask what it means. Especially the priest. Watch him sweat furiously.
I WOULD BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THAT T-SHIRT
I'm just waiting for a catholic version of the Westboro Baptist Church to swipe that right up and make memes with it
Do I still get to keep my copy of shadowman, though?
Video game terms being applied to events in Christianity/Catholicism is probably the best thing ever.
Best friends applying Video Game terms to _everything_ is amazing.
Or animals. Tierzoo is amazing.
That bit where when Lucifer was getting cast out of heaven and loses and gets thrown down to earth and turns into a dragon, always made me think of it being a multi stage boss fight
Alpha=Israelite
Beta=Jews
Launch=Catholic
Patch 1=Orthodox
Patch 2=Protestant
I feel Scientology is more like an alternate version of a fangame, that resulted from one of the devs getting angry at everyone and taking all of his assets to make a new, totally-not-the-same game.
That shot of the Pope dragging all the dead baby's souls to the recycle bin is gold
Scalebound was in that folder somewhere.
Boy, the money I would throw for the chance to see a mourning husband and wife over their Blood-vertised SaveFile Turok Baby Grave and then one of them turns to the other and whispers "Let's start a new Save."
Speedwagon_Corporation Isn’t that just Heavy Rain?
Yeah, but then you can get a cop a new ticket book if you were speeding while your bloodvertising writes Burnout onto your Shadow Man asshole tattoo.
Slave??
No, SAVE.
Let's get started makin' another one!
Just to be clear, the update the Pope made means that now that babies that havent been given the baptism buff will no longer go to the Limbo server but to the Heaven server directly and the Limbo would be eliminated from the canon.
Ooooooh, so original sin isn't a thing anymore...?
@@Lunapixel_ Original sin debuff doesn't apply to babies.
@@JeffMustDie Babies are born with a temporary debuff inmunity
@@Foxenco no. They still face alot of debuffs. Rather then anti debuff its more like spawn kill protection aura
It was a proposed patch. Limbo was never removed from the game. You just need to uninstall the Vatican 2 patch and your purgatory babies will be restored. Pope Paul VI made sure the patch wouldn't ruin the save.
Religious History is just a series of patch notes.
you "nailed" that one
They invented weekends though. That was super new at the time.
So is Martin Luther a modder?
@@qwellen7521 Yeah have you played evanglsm.wad? It has 95 levels!
Amen to that.
Retconning Purgatory? This must be the work of the Pope's stand, 『Genesis』
RollCritFail You thought that works were the path to salvation, but it was I, grace through faith alone!
The Pope is the strongest stand user!
@@vistea1 The current Pope is fairly weak compared to some of his predecessors.
And, if we begin to consider Enemy Stand Users outside of Catholics throughout the ages, then we get some really powerful foes that are just outside of the current pope's league, like Martin Luther.
Not to say that the current pope isn't strong, just that it's ridiculous to consider him the strongest stand user or even just the strongest contemporary stand user.
@@incsy320 Pope Pius XII used to much of the Pope energy.
Ha! I get it! Cause it's keeping with the music motif, and has a religious meaning!
"Hey Jewy"
This is gonna' be good.
"Purgatory babies" and the very first thing we see is Happy Pat
Happy pat is the indicator of good things to come badly
I TOLD YOU, MAN!
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOD!
*IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!*
u dun kno wut u messin wit
(Jesus, dying on the cross): I'M COMIN' BAK!
Woolie was Beelzebub the WHOLE TIME! WHO'D A THUNK IT?!
I was warned about the God.
I was warned dawg.
I told you, man.
I told you about the Stairway to Heaven.
It just keeps happening.
I want this to become a full LP with Woolie and Pat. Dark or Weird stories from the bible starting by the old testament.
Oh man that would be full of darkness and salt
Only if they explain everything they can in video game terms. I'm sorry let me fix that. Weeb AND video game terms.
BESM1984 especially after the destruction of sodom where everyone that looks at it turns into salt
Woolie vs God?
Oh, boy. There's gonna be plenty of salt at this table.
The Salt adds flavor
A whole pillar in fact.
To have salt, one must have an affinity for the taste~
God's used to dealing with lots of salt. One of his kids is an asshole
_"In the news today, mutant legged Canadian Cryptocaucasian disowned by Mother for suggesting Dead babby lives do not matter"_
Pat doing morse code is the cutest thing ive seen in a while.
"start a new save file"
followed by a picture of a baby, would be a great tshirt.
This reminded me how after WW2 *Shintō* (Japanese native religion) had a patch that stated that the Emperor is no longer a 'living God' and by doing so retconning current and all the previous Emperors status.
"They are not gods, they are just descended from Gods now"
0:30 I love that quick "I mean look" gag. Works in so many ways.
MMMGH THAT INTRO THO!
GoogleyGareth
That salted button!
One of my favourite podcast conversations, now immortalized. Thankyou Woolie.
buninja7 189: "The pope purged your stillborn's soul out of existence"
Rapid Corkscrew Punch appreciate it
The style and cutaways reminds me of the ricky gervais show
Thanks!
You're welcome, you did a fantastic job.
well that's basically it when you animate a conversation
MAKE MAOR
Original... he is not, fits the video though. Great content too.
Purgatory babies they make our dreams come trueeee!
Purgatory babies, they're there for me and you!
Oh wait.
Mostly because we use the freed up space on god's hard drive in order to download some sick shit.
Lemeres what kind of sick shit?
"Upgrade!"
Zero Spineslash *snap*
“Shit go back”
"Go ALL THE WAY back"
The hypest blasphemy on Youtuuuube!
This is my faborite anime.
God is too much of a mary-sue for me.
Ya don't kno what ya messin wit
Woolie's gone to far...now keep going...
AtomicPurpleCoffee Woolie might have gone too far in someplaces...
1:28
This shit gives me LIFE.
This is honestly no joke the best "_____ animated" video I've ever seen. The visual comedy and timing are stellar
Does god have a GOUGI?
*GODGI*
God has a GOUGI for you, my son.
Divine「GOUGI」
Well Zeus Gougi is a thing
he has HADES 「GOUGI」
for some reason the highly accurate lip sync zoom in moments in this really get me.
Atlittle104 The same reason why sports anime have the most money put into the sports animations. It will have the most impact that way.
I love Jewie and Schmuckface in the morning
What's this Game Grumps Animated bullshit?!
... CUZ I LOVE IT!!!!!
>Weather Report
>Snails
Jordan Welty, you're a magnificent son of a
Holy shit tell this Jordan guy he needs to animate EVERYTHING now. I've watched this 5 times and it's still funny.
Zupesable But animating is hard :(
INDECISIVEjew You simply need motivation, as in get paid.
Rewatched it today for funsies. It's still super funny and I don't even have a religion.
Woolie please form a church. I will be front pew every Sunday
You can be in the front pew to see the black Jew.
It’s the only church you can go to since you’re a succubus!
I never knew that I wanted this content, but please continue to provide it.
this is some of the best content on this channel
I can’t describe what’s so charming about how this is animated. Reminds me of some Pepper Ann/Codenamed Kids Next Door stuff
I've watched this video a bunch of times, and only this time did I notice Weather Report
WooLie's Nutty Incident Part 9: YHVH Patched My Baby Turok Shadowman's Tombstone
You might think the Pope that did this is a monster, but anyone with *rewatches video* ONE POINT TWO TERABYTES OF JOJO MEMES is someone whose integrity shouldn’t be questioned.
Pat: “Hey, Jewie”
Woolie: “You probably shouldn’t be going around callin people Jewie”
Pat: “Good thing I didn’t”
😂
I remember this bit cracking me the hell up, and Welty has only made it so much better. That visual of The Pope on the Vati-Con main stage deleting souls live is fucking perfect.
The comedic timing and general directing of this is so amazingly fantastic it has reminded me once again to never ever judge a animation or animatic on art style because holy hell good fucking job
The chemistry these two have is fucking magical!
Can't be topped. Can't be topped.
Years later and I’m still crying laughing
Lmao Woolie's theology knowledge and his explanations combined make it awfully hilarious to learn about religion
The purgo babies and the time ethics discussions will always remain my top moments in the friendcast
PLEASE MAKE MORE THIS CURED MY DEPRESSION
Thanks to this bit and animation I now do the "*snap* UPGRADE!" thing all the time.
Fucking beautiful. It was a great segment already, but the animation adds a whole new level to it. God damn glorious.
"Yo, Jesus! That funny nigga I made is on! Get over here!"
Richter The D "He said ya whistle wit' da hole in ya hand! Ah don't get mad that shit was _funny nigga!"_
That's it folks. Woolie finally lost it.
That was great I loved that movement on the podcast
Your baby's entire save data was wrecked...
*START A NEW SAVE*
If this becomes the Game Grumps Animated channel then I for one welcome our new animator overlords!
EASILY the funniest bit Woolie and Pat have ever done, and they've got some fucking gems out there.
"Start a new save" always gets me
I see that number of babies going in the trash, Nice little detail
Dude i'm six months late, but i need to thank you for the great moment you just gave me of saying outloud "Please be 400 billion. Please be 400 billion" And then not being dissapointed.
I appreciate all the little visual jokes here, really makes the fan animations better than just the audio its sourced from.
Ok, I'm willing send actual money, so that Jordan, Woolie and Pat make these all the times non stop 24/7
Just because you can body some scrubs like the Best Friends, doesn't mean you can take on the First Scrublord.
can I just point out that Pat looks like a head that has been flip upside down but the face remain the same.
Holy shit that was some God tier animation. It's got that cartoony exaggeration going on, I fucking love that shit! Good stuff Woolie, good stuff.
I've listened to this clip a hundred times. The animation made it 10x better. The animator did an excellent job.
Finally we get some inflation art of Pat
MagikarpBeast if only he hooked up the foot pump
Wow, the new SMT game looks great!
Woolie talking about God is probably the most fun he ever is.
Oh man, this was the best cure for a shitdrizzlingly bad mood ever.
There's never enough animateds of you guys.
By the gods, I was hoping this would get animated. So good.
I love that they put in the effort to animate Woolie's mouth on "Your dead baby's soul has been retconned out of existence."
Im gonna show this to your mom woolie. You're gonna have to go to extra church.
The idea that babies are save files
“That’s crazy” in that time has been apart of my vocabulary ever since this came out. Same with “I mean look…”
Now while I indeed am dying from all these retconed fetuses, all that’s running through my mind
*Is Smegma-man*
The animation is great, makes the conversation more hilarious.
"WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME THE PATCH WRECKED MY SAVE FILE?!"
Dio over heaven retcons your babies soul
Ok, that intro was THE FUCKING SHIT.
This was beautiful, I love the animation and that intro...That Intro...The first thing that popped into my head was "Grandma Woolz is Not going to be happy about that!"
I really want to know how pat gets his voice to such glass shattering pitches
That was some high quality animation + one of the funiest podcast moments.
Man, we need more of these by Jordan. They're so charming, this one keeps floating past my recommendations a lot.
though considering the context maybe thats a bad thing
"I mean look..."
It kills me everytime
Times has changed bois
+1 to this comment
+1
Wollie were is tablelords
The pope also retconned the Tablelords footage out of existence.
"Start a new save" will never not be funny.
This is absolutely amazing. I'm getting a lot of Home Movies vibe here and it's great. Can't wait for more.
that title card was fucking great
Oh fuck yes i hope this catches on and we see way more animated moments of the best friends!
Man i needed this. helps that ive re-listened to this particular podcast a bunch of times due to hilarity, and probably my favorite cast title
What kind of deity would send an innocent baby to a Fate of endless punishment? It didn't make sense back when the idea started and it doesn't now
YES IM SO GLAD THIS IS BROUGHT BACK AND ANIMATED THANK YOU WOOLZ
I hope this evolves into "Bible stories by Pastor Woolie"
THE POPE DRAGGING THE FILES INTO THE RECYCLE BIN OMFG
I hope this becomes a recurring segment on this channel. This is gold.
Only thing that would have made this better is if the baby pictures were taken a day apart from eachother
I've watched this several times now, it's so good. The combination of brilliant animation with the perfect riff is priceless
Having a visual for this tangent makes it 10000X better, holy shit!
Now we are 100% certain Woolie's mom doesn't watch these videos.
SBFC Animated Discussions is the best thing I have seen since Woolie with those round shades on! I need more of this in my life!