That bit where when Lucifer was getting cast out of heaven and loses and gets thrown down to earth and turns into a dragon, always made me think of it being a multi stage boss fight
I feel Scientology is more like an alternate version of a fangame, that resulted from one of the devs getting angry at everyone and taking all of his assets to make a new, totally-not-the-same game.
Boy, the money I would throw for the chance to see a mourning husband and wife over their Blood-vertised SaveFile Turok Baby Grave and then one of them turns to the other and whispers "Let's start a new Save."
Just to be clear, the update the Pope made means that now that babies that havent been given the baptism buff will no longer go to the Limbo server but to the Heaven server directly and the Limbo would be eliminated from the canon.
It was a proposed patch. Limbo was never removed from the game. You just need to uninstall the Vatican 2 patch and your purgatory babies will be restored. Pope Paul VI made sure the patch wouldn't ruin the save.
@@vistea1 The current Pope is fairly weak compared to some of his predecessors. And, if we begin to consider Enemy Stand Users outside of Catholics throughout the ages, then we get some really powerful foes that are just outside of the current pope's league, like Martin Luther. Not to say that the current pope isn't strong, just that it's ridiculous to consider him the strongest stand user or even just the strongest contemporary stand user.
This reminded me how after WW2 *Shintō* (Japanese native religion) had a patch that stated that the Emperor is no longer a 'living God' and by doing so retconning current and all the previous Emperors status.
I remember this bit cracking me the hell up, and Welty has only made it so much better. That visual of The Pope on the Vati-Con main stage deleting souls live is fucking perfect.
The comedic timing and general directing of this is so amazingly fantastic it has reminded me once again to never ever judge a animation or animatic on art style because holy hell good fucking job
Just so people know, the Catholic Church still believes in purgatory. Purgatory is the state of a soul as it's being purified prior to entrance into heaven, but the latter requires the absolution of original sin through baptism. Unbabtized infants aren't worthy of heaven due to original sin, yet aren't deserving of Hell since they haven't committed any mortal sin. One theorized result of this is limbo, which a lot of people confuse for purgatory. Limbo is believed in by many, but it is just a theory and isn't in official Catholic doctrine. In 2007, the Vatican released writings that reiterated that limbo is outside of church doctrine and that there is hope for the salvation of unbabtized infants. However, the official explanation is that it's unknown what happens to such souls and that hopefully Christ will provide their salvation somehow through prayer. Video is still funny as Hell, though.
Rotted Pumpkin Yes and no. My understanding is somewhat limited since I haven't been to church in quite a while, but basically the problem lies in a sort of technicality in Catholic theology where there are certain conditions for going to Heaven and Hell, neither of which an unbabtized infant meets. There aren't any sources in scripture or other areas of Catholic doctrine that says what happens to these souls that slip through the cracks in the text. There are theories as to what happens, limbo being one of them, but neither god nor Jesus has revealed definitively what's going on with the whole unbabtized baby thing. The Church's official stance, then, is pray and hope for the best. On the subject of praying for deceased loved ones to enter Heaven, you need to do that for everyone. In Catholicism, souls need to be totally pure to enter Heaven. If you commit a mortal sin, you go to Hell unless you go through Contrition. Sans contrition, a mortal sin severs your relationship with God. However, humans rack up plenty of lesser sins that don't meet the criteria for a mortal one. These are called venial sins and hurt your relationship with God rather than severing it. Before entering Heaven, the debt for these sins must be paid. One of the big ways to do this while still living is to be granted an indulgence by the church, which in ye olden days basically meant giving money to the priesthood, one of the main reasons Luther disagreed with Catholicism. Otherwise, after death, the soul is unfit to enter Heaven and must be purified. This is where purgatory comes in. The vast majority of souls go through purgatory, spending varying amounts of time there before entering heaven depending on the amount of sin involved. The lower levels of purgatory are occupied by souls with more sin, and the transition between levels is said to be quite painful as the soul atones for its venial sins. While in purgatory, souls cannot pray for themselves, so it is up to still living loved ones to pray for the deceased to hopefully ease their transition. In Catholicism, one of the worst things you can do for dead loved ones is assume they are in heaven because odds are they aren't and need to be prayed for in purgatory to ease their pain as they are cleansed. I think, though, a deceased baptized baby would be on the fast track to heaven because there would be few if any venial sins that need to be atoned for.
that's an even better version than woolie's, because that means that not only is your save corrupted, it was never even stable to begin with and the dev's response is "dunno man, pray for the best".
Unless you get an early beta code from God, in like a dream or something? "The beta key is actually the destruct code for a warhead somewhere in the continental united states, get crackin if you want in on this angel puss." -God
You might think the Pope that did this is a monster, but anyone with *rewatches video* ONE POINT TWO TERABYTES OF JOJO MEMES is someone whose integrity shouldn’t be questioned.
Dude i'm six months late, but i need to thank you for the great moment you just gave me of saying outloud "Please be 400 billion. Please be 400 billion" And then not being dissapointed.
Man, we need more of these by Jordan. They're so charming, this one keeps floating past my recommendations a lot. though considering the context maybe thats a bad thing
This was beautiful, I love the animation and that intro...That Intro...The first thing that popped into my head was "Grandma Woolz is Not going to be happy about that!"
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Video game terms being applied to events in Christianity/Catholicism is probably the best thing ever.
Best friends applying Video Game terms to _everything_ is amazing.
Or animals. Tierzoo is amazing.
That bit where when Lucifer was getting cast out of heaven and loses and gets thrown down to earth and turns into a dragon, always made me think of it being a multi stage boss fight
Alpha=Israelite
Beta=Jews
Launch=Catholic
Patch 1=Orthodox
Patch 2=Protestant
I feel Scientology is more like an alternate version of a fangame, that resulted from one of the devs getting angry at everyone and taking all of his assets to make a new, totally-not-the-same game.
"Your dead baby's soul was retconned out of existence."
Put that on a t-shirt
ZanraiKid I thought that was an old podcast title.
And wear it to Church. While making people ask what it means. Especially the priest. Watch him sweat furiously.
I WOULD BUY THE FUCK OUT OF THAT T-SHIRT
I'm just waiting for a catholic version of the Westboro Baptist Church to swipe that right up and make memes with it
Do I still get to keep my copy of shadowman, though?
That shot of the Pope dragging all the dead baby's souls to the recycle bin is gold
Scalebound was in that folder somewhere.
Boy, the money I would throw for the chance to see a mourning husband and wife over their Blood-vertised SaveFile Turok Baby Grave and then one of them turns to the other and whispers "Let's start a new Save."
Speedwagon_Corporation Isn’t that just Heavy Rain?
Yeah, but then you can get a cop a new ticket book if you were speeding while your bloodvertising writes Burnout onto your Shadow Man asshole tattoo.
Slave??
No, SAVE.
Let's get started makin' another one!
Just to be clear, the update the Pope made means that now that babies that havent been given the baptism buff will no longer go to the Limbo server but to the Heaven server directly and the Limbo would be eliminated from the canon.
Ooooooh, so original sin isn't a thing anymore...?
@@Lunapixel_ Original sin debuff doesn't apply to babies.
@@JeffMustDie Babies are born with a temporary debuff inmunity
@@Foxenco no. They still face alot of debuffs. Rather then anti debuff its more like spawn kill protection aura
It was a proposed patch. Limbo was never removed from the game. You just need to uninstall the Vatican 2 patch and your purgatory babies will be restored. Pope Paul VI made sure the patch wouldn't ruin the save.
Religious History is just a series of patch notes.
you "nailed" that one
They invented weekends though. That was super new at the time.
So is Martin Luther a modder?
@@qwellen7521 Yeah have you played evanglsm.wad? It has 95 levels!
Amen to that.
Retconning Purgatory? This must be the work of the Pope's stand, 『Genesis』
RollCritFail You thought that works were the path to salvation, but it was I, grace through faith alone!
The Pope is the strongest stand user!
@@vistea1 The current Pope is fairly weak compared to some of his predecessors.
And, if we begin to consider Enemy Stand Users outside of Catholics throughout the ages, then we get some really powerful foes that are just outside of the current pope's league, like Martin Luther.
Not to say that the current pope isn't strong, just that it's ridiculous to consider him the strongest stand user or even just the strongest contemporary stand user.
@@incsy320 Pope Pius XII used to much of the Pope energy.
Ha! I get it! Cause it's keeping with the music motif, and has a religious meaning!
"Purgatory babies" and the very first thing we see is Happy Pat
Happy pat is the indicator of good things to come badly
I TOLD YOU, MAN!
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOD!
*IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!*
u dun kno wut u messin wit
(Jesus, dying on the cross): I'M COMIN' BAK!
Woolie was Beelzebub the WHOLE TIME! WHO'D A THUNK IT?!
I was warned about the God.
I was warned dawg.
I told you, man.
I told you about the Stairway to Heaven.
It just keeps happening.
"Hey Jewy"
This is gonna' be good.
Woolie vs God?
Oh, boy. There's gonna be plenty of salt at this table.
The Salt adds flavor
A whole pillar in fact.
To have salt, one must have an affinity for the taste~
God's used to dealing with lots of salt. One of his kids is an asshole
_"In the news today, mutant legged Canadian Cryptocaucasian disowned by Mother for suggesting Dead babby lives do not matter"_
I want this to become a full LP with Woolie and Pat. Dark or Weird stories from the bible starting by the old testament.
Oh man that would be full of darkness and salt
Only if they explain everything they can in video game terms. I'm sorry let me fix that. Weeb AND video game terms.
BESM1984 especially after the destruction of sodom where everyone that looks at it turns into salt
MMMGH THAT INTRO THO!
GoogleyGareth
That salted button!
One of my favourite podcast conversations, now immortalized. Thankyou Woolie.
buninja7 189: "The pope purged your stillborn's soul out of existence"
Rapid Corkscrew Punch appreciate it
Pat doing morse code is the cutest thing ive seen in a while.
"start a new save file"
followed by a picture of a baby, would be a great tshirt.
This reminded me how after WW2 *Shintō* (Japanese native religion) had a patch that stated that the Emperor is no longer a 'living God' and by doing so retconning current and all the previous Emperors status.
"They are not gods, they are just descended from Gods now"
The style and cutaways reminds me of the ricky gervais show
Thanks!
You're welcome, you did a fantastic job.
well that's basically it when you animate a conversation
MAKE MAOR
Original... he is not, fits the video though. Great content too.
Purgatory babies they make our dreams come trueeee!
Purgatory babies, they're there for me and you!
Oh wait.
Mostly because we use the freed up space on god's hard drive in order to download some sick shit.
Lemeres what kind of sick shit?
"Upgrade!"
Zero Spineslash *snap*
“Shit go back”
"Go ALL THE WAY back"
0:30 I love that quick "I mean look" gag. Works in so many ways.
Ya don't kno what ya messin wit
This is my faborite anime.
God is too much of a mary-sue for me.
Woolie's gone to far...now keep going...
AtomicPurpleCoffee Woolie might have gone too far in someplaces...
The hypest blasphemy on Youtuuuube!
for some reason the highly accurate lip sync zoom in moments in this really get me.
Atlittle104 The same reason why sports anime have the most money put into the sports animations. It will have the most impact that way.
Does god have a GOUGI?
*GODGI*
God has a GOUGI for you, my son.
Divine「GOUGI」
Well Zeus Gougi is a thing
he has HADES 「GOUGI」
1:28
This shit gives me LIFE.
This is honestly no joke the best "_____ animated" video I've ever seen. The visual comedy and timing are stellar
Holy shit tell this Jordan guy he needs to animate EVERYTHING now. I've watched this 5 times and it's still funny.
Zupesable But animating is hard :(
INDECISIVEjew You simply need motivation, as in get paid.
Rewatched it today for funsies. It's still super funny and I don't even have a religion.
What's this Game Grumps Animated bullshit?!
... CUZ I LOVE IT!!!!!
I love Jewie and Schmuckface in the morning
Woolie please form a church. I will be front pew every Sunday
You can be in the front pew to see the black Jew.
It’s the only church you can go to since you’re a succubus!
>Weather Report
>Snails
Jordan Welty, you're a magnificent son of a
I never knew that I wanted this content, but please continue to provide it.
WooLie's Nutty Incident Part 9: YHVH Patched My Baby Turok Shadowman's Tombstone
"Yo, Jesus! That funny nigga I made is on! Get over here!"
Richter The D "He said ya whistle wit' da hole in ya hand! Ah don't get mad that shit was _funny nigga!"_
this is some of the best content on this channel
The chemistry these two have is fucking magical!
Can't be topped. Can't be topped.
That's it folks. Woolie finally lost it.
Pat: “Hey, Jewie”
Woolie: “You probably shouldn’t be going around callin people Jewie”
Pat: “Good thing I didn’t”
😂
I remember this bit cracking me the hell up, and Welty has only made it so much better. That visual of The Pope on the Vati-Con main stage deleting souls live is fucking perfect.
The comedic timing and general directing of this is so amazingly fantastic it has reminded me once again to never ever judge a animation or animatic on art style because holy hell good fucking job
I've watched this video a bunch of times, and only this time did I notice Weather Report
PLEASE MAKE MORE THIS CURED MY DEPRESSION
I can’t describe what’s so charming about how this is animated. Reminds me of some Pepper Ann/Codenamed Kids Next Door stuff
The purgo babies and the time ethics discussions will always remain my top moments in the friendcast
Years later and I’m still crying laughing
Lmao Woolie's theology knowledge and his explanations combined make it awfully hilarious to learn about religion
Just so people know, the Catholic Church still believes in purgatory. Purgatory is the state of a soul as it's being purified prior to entrance into heaven, but the latter requires the absolution of original sin through baptism.
Unbabtized infants aren't worthy of heaven due to original sin, yet aren't deserving of Hell since they haven't committed any mortal sin. One theorized result of this is limbo, which a lot of people confuse for purgatory. Limbo is believed in by many, but it is just a theory and isn't in official Catholic doctrine. In 2007, the Vatican released writings that reiterated that limbo is outside of church doctrine and that there is hope for the salvation of unbabtized infants. However, the official explanation is that it's unknown what happens to such souls and that hopefully Christ will provide their salvation somehow through prayer.
Video is still funny as Hell, though.
So what your saying is Earth was not balanced for dead babies?
AuspexAO
Basically, and that, hopefully, Jesus will get around to releasing a post-launch patch.
I have to pray to help my dead baby go to Heaven? What the fuck.
Rotted Pumpkin
Yes and no. My understanding is somewhat limited since I haven't been to church in quite a while, but basically the problem lies in a sort of technicality in Catholic theology where there are certain conditions for going to Heaven and Hell, neither of which an unbabtized infant meets. There aren't any sources in scripture or other areas of Catholic doctrine that says what happens to these souls that slip through the cracks in the text. There are theories as to what happens, limbo being one of them, but neither god nor Jesus has revealed definitively what's going on with the whole unbabtized baby thing. The Church's official stance, then, is pray and hope for the best.
On the subject of praying for deceased loved ones to enter Heaven, you need to do that for everyone. In Catholicism, souls need to be totally pure to enter Heaven. If you commit a mortal sin, you go to Hell unless you go through Contrition. Sans contrition, a mortal sin severs your relationship with God. However, humans rack up plenty of lesser sins that don't meet the criteria for a mortal one. These are called venial sins and hurt your relationship with God rather than severing it.
Before entering Heaven, the debt for these sins must be paid. One of the big ways to do this while still living is to be granted an indulgence by the church, which in ye olden days basically meant giving money to the priesthood, one of the main reasons Luther disagreed with Catholicism.
Otherwise, after death, the soul is unfit to enter Heaven and must be purified. This is where purgatory comes in. The vast majority of souls go through purgatory, spending varying amounts of time there before entering heaven depending on the amount of sin involved. The lower levels of purgatory are occupied by souls with more sin, and the transition between levels is said to be quite painful as the soul atones for its venial sins. While in purgatory, souls cannot pray for themselves, so it is up to still living loved ones to pray for the deceased to hopefully ease their transition.
In Catholicism, one of the worst things you can do for dead loved ones is assume they are in heaven because odds are they aren't and need to be prayed for in purgatory to ease their pain as they are cleansed.
I think, though, a deceased baptized baby would be on the fast track to heaven because there would be few if any venial sins that need to be atoned for.
that's an even better version than woolie's, because that means that not only is your save corrupted, it was never even stable to begin with and the dev's response is "dunno man, pray for the best".
That was great I loved that movement on the podcast
Fucking beautiful. It was a great segment already, but the animation adds a whole new level to it. God damn glorious.
"Start a new save" always gets me
Thanks to this bit and animation I now do the "*snap* UPGRADE!" thing all the time.
What would even count as a season pass in Christianity, Catholocism?
Does suicide count as early access? Or is that Judaism?
TheTsugnawmi2010 Suicude is punished because you hacked the game to sequance break to the end.
Unless you get an early beta code from God, in like a dream or something?
"The beta key is actually the destruct code for a warhead somewhere in the continental united states, get crackin if you want in on this angel puss." -God
No, committing suicide counts as hacking the system and resultsin a permanent ban. Full hardware, IP shutdown. God doesn't play with hackers man.
man, tierzoo started this with animals, now we're applying game terms to EVERYTHING.
keep it up.
This is the best thread I've read in months. A+, everyone. A+.
You might think the Pope that did this is a monster, but anyone with *rewatches video* ONE POINT TWO TERABYTES OF JOJO MEMES is someone whose integrity shouldn’t be questioned.
Woolie talking about God is probably the most fun he ever is.
I see that number of babies going in the trash, Nice little detail
Dude i'm six months late, but i need to thank you for the great moment you just gave me of saying outloud "Please be 400 billion. Please be 400 billion" And then not being dissapointed.
EASILY the funniest bit Woolie and Pat have ever done, and they've got some fucking gems out there.
Your baby's entire save data was wrecked...
*START A NEW SAVE*
Just because you can body some scrubs like the Best Friends, doesn't mean you can take on the First Scrublord.
can I just point out that Pat looks like a head that has been flip upside down but the face remain the same.
Wollie were is tablelords
The pope also retconned the Tablelords footage out of existence.
By the gods, I was hoping this would get animated. So good.
Ok, I'm willing send actual money, so that Jordan, Woolie and Pat make these all the times non stop 24/7
Wow, the new SMT game looks great!
Finally we get some inflation art of Pat
MagikarpBeast if only he hooked up the foot pump
I appreciate all the little visual jokes here, really makes the fan animations better than just the audio its sourced from.
If this becomes the Game Grumps Animated channel then I for one welcome our new animator overlords!
“That’s crazy” in that time has been apart of my vocabulary ever since this came out. Same with “I mean look…”
I've listened to this clip a hundred times. The animation made it 10x better. The animator did an excellent job.
Times has changed bois
+1 to this comment
+1
The idea that babies are save files
Patch 1.813503815 is up !
volcanoes got a DPS nerf,
dead babies are now removed,
some minor bug and stability fixes
Ok, that intro was THE FUCKING SHIT.
Holy shit that was some God tier animation. It's got that cartoony exaggeration going on, I fucking love that shit! Good stuff Woolie, good stuff.
Im gonna show this to your mom woolie. You're gonna have to go to extra church.
I love that they put in the effort to animate Woolie's mouth on "Your dead baby's soul has been retconned out of existence."
"I mean look..."
It kills me everytime
that title card was fucking great
I really want to know how pat gets his voice to such glass shattering pitches
Oh man, this was the best cure for a shitdrizzlingly bad mood ever.
There's never enough animateds of you guys.
THE POPE DRAGGING THE FILES INTO THE RECYCLE BIN OMFG
Man, we need more of these by Jordan. They're so charming, this one keeps floating past my recommendations a lot.
though considering the context maybe thats a bad thing
This was beautiful, I love the animation and that intro...That Intro...The first thing that popped into my head was "Grandma Woolz is Not going to be happy about that!"
Man i needed this. helps that ive re-listened to this particular podcast a bunch of times due to hilarity, and probably my favorite cast title
Now while I indeed am dying from all these retconed fetuses, all that’s running through my mind
*Is Smegma-man*
I love that the baby's grave was just labeled "Baby"
just fuckin' "Baby"
What kind of deity would send an innocent baby to a Fate of endless punishment? It didn't make sense back when the idea started and it doesn't now
The animation is great, makes the conversation more hilarious.
That was some high quality animation + one of the funiest podcast moments.
"Start a new save" will never not be funny.
I hope this becomes a recurring segment on this channel. This is gold.
This is absolutely amazing. I'm getting a lot of Home Movies vibe here and it's great. Can't wait for more.
Now we are 100% certain Woolie's mom doesn't watch these videos.
Dio over heaven retcons your babies soul
Having a visual for this tangent makes it 10000X better, holy shit!
Oh fuck yes i hope this catches on and we see way more animated moments of the best friends!
I hope this evolves into "Bible stories by Pastor Woolie"
SBFC Animated Discussions is the best thing I have seen since Woolie with those round shades on! I need more of this in my life!