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I wish I could be as excited for anything as Woolie gets when he hears about racism
Woolie summoned his inner Kefka for that laugh.
Getting deja vu from this video. Did you clip this a few days ago?
@@krizalllid he did yea
Its such a potent joy that he experiences and I can't blame him
@@krizalllid Not me
She was very concerned about people accusing her of being a "normal person," but after this, I don't think that's going to happen ever again.
Now that Katalyka has opened my eyes, I can't help but see all the plants negrowing around me.
Truly racism is the gift that keeps on giving.
I've never heard that but I bet they use to actually say negrowing when black neighbors moved in
@@e69alpha there goes the neighborhood.
Those damn orchids blasting their loud music again!
@@mrmakiman KIIIILLA
KIIIILLA
OOOOOO SHE'S A KIIIIILLA
The best part? She isn’t addressing her backers, she’s addressing the sun who prevented her from finishing the game.
This feels like a schizophrenia episode or something.
As a long time hater of the sun, some part of me is happy that a hand full of crazy people out there have murderous intent towards it.
@@CloseingStraw97it is
@@CloseingStraw97to be fair, I don't think schizophrenia turns you into a super racist by default lol
It doesn’t but there are a lot of people who are virulent racists because of how bad their untreated mental illness is.
Is this why Woolie sits in a room with a bunch of lights while Pat sits in the dark?
Woolie under more halogens than a Colorado "greenhouse" in january
Woolie foolishly fails to see he is podcasting opposite the one true fair huntress
God that works so well
Because Pat is powered by the dark, honoring his Duergar heritage
Need to get that photosynthesis on
Kim Kitsuragi: "Do you remember how when we met Measurehead and I said the next racist will be the really good one? Well... [He gestures toward Katalyka as though he were presenting a work of art.] This is that racist".
(I love I get to post this quote again)
Evergreen Quote :3
"Our *Lucky Racist!* Will you grant us our three wishes, Katalyka?"
I love these weird conspiracies and spiritual ideologies because most of them produce the same thought process:
"Okay...
Wait, how did you come to this concl-
Ah, it's racism"
Showed my mom this part of the podcast because she was worried about me laughing so hard, afterwards she was laughing harder than me. Thanks for another year of everGREEN content Woolie!
How kind of Pat to provide visual aid for Pink by going red in the face as soon as Woolie mentions "Fair Skin"
I LOVE it when people misunderstand the meaning of Yin and Yang to be literal Good Vs Evil, when its supposed to represent the harmony between polar opposites.
Neither one is supposed to be demonized or glorified against the other, literally defeats the whole purpose lol
Its just a crappy misinterpretation born of christian influence on culture. Like how a lot of media has zeus as a nice guy and hades as an evil meanie
@@bajscast That definitely plays a part yeah. Finding out how connected the early depictions of Jesus were with the Greek pantheon and Zeus is really interesting, and that the idea of God being man in the clouds with a beard is almost 1:1 with Zeus as well.
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero Especially when you compare their assholish tendencies and extreme leaps to wrath.
At least they didn't glorify those traits in that mythology they acknowledged the gods as fickle flawed beings that were just REALLY strong and required offerings to not force of nature your whole town. And then you have people being like god is so loving that he flooded the whole world because he couldn't find a better solution to addressing his kids issues.
Can you imagine a parent drowning all but their favorite child because the others were just too far gone we're restarting the family from scratch baybee WOOOO. Christianity is odd because in most other mythologies that god would be shown in a similar vein as Zeus or Cronus as dickheads but dickheads you have to respect or they'll be a dickhead to you.
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero God isn't even depicted like that in the bible, you can thank the art renaissance era for that. Speaking of the Greek pantheon, that's also where the modern mainstream depiction of Cherubs (though the plural term is Cherubim), came from, they were based on Cupid (baby with wings).
@@Pragabond You really think that the human race during that time would've listened to God? The point was that humans have become corrupted and evil, so they wouldn't give a shit about what God would say to them (if you know how assholes work, they're too selfish to care or change. For instance, you can't just teach a bigot why homophobia, racism, etc., is wrong. The point of bigotry is that they refuse to change). Noah, on the other hand, was willing to listen. He wasn't just chosen at random.
7:07 timestamp for Woolie literally being energized by racism, in case you ever wanted to see what it looks like
Like a plant in the sunlight one might say
I could see the dragon ball aura around him as he charged ki from this sample of racism. The Dark Kaioken if you will.
@@zanesy6250 big black Kaioken
The bit started funny, but now I can't tell if Woolie has a kink for people acting racist. Like the racism is so redicillous/pathetic to him that his 1st response mentally is to laugh it off.
You can see his gray hairs regaining their color in real time
7:08 we feed racism to our son. he is growing powerful
WHEN THEY SAID "THE SUN" I THOUGHT THEY MEANT LIKE THE _NEWSPAPER_
I thought so too!
Me too. At first, I was like "The Sun isn't a great newspaper so it sucks to get hounded by them". Then when I realized what was really going on I was too far in to back out.
PAT LOOK OUT WOOLIE CAN SOLARBEAM NOW
😂🤣🤣🤣
He could always use solar beam, but Katalykan Woolie now has it as a stab move. He even has sunny day!
2:10 Pat's face the moment he realizes what this is all leading to.
Woolies excitement and drawing power from racism is amazing, but pats puzzled face as he braces himself for racism like the ff14 race war clip , or the dilbert thing , it's the best lol
Two notes:
First, there _is_ a version of Katalyka floating around Tabletop Simulator. It's extremely low-resolution, but it exists for the world to enjoy.
Second, it's to be expected, but the full version of that kickstarter update is somehow even more unhinged. My favorite parts include the bit where she claims that the earth is a ceramic isocahedron built by "the ring revolt" to turn the sun into a fuel source, and the bit where she talks about members of the green being "rightfully death pressured into a food source" and eaten by the pink.
WHAT So the game's creator views soylent green in a whole new context we didn't expect.
He took his sweet ass time but Lovecraft is finally back, this time as a Kickstarter scammer
We are in the best timeline
@@Erick-tv8oqMaaan, even Lovecraft would think this lady is beyond crazy, and he was terrified of the damn Air Conditioner! She's crazier than that!
God I know, there was only so much I could fit into one email, I had to be conservative with my words.
"Death pressure" sounds like a fuckin Guilty Gear special move name what the FUCK
Woolie is my favorite racism connoisseur
He's a coddled canuck. I would bet my left toe that if someone actually went and said "it" to his face after he does his "say it" schtick he would melt into oil like the wicked witch.
There's so many beautiful shades of it to observe in the wild. People's logic to get to "fuck these people in particular" knows no bounds.
Woolie loves racism more than any racist ever could
He swirls it under his nose, savoring the aroma, before tipping the glass to check the legs, concluding that yes, this is a fine vintage of "Black People Are the Plant Minions of the Sun God" and ready to be enjoyed to its fullest.
I think Phil Anselmo has him beat
The Sun may not give Woolie power, but this final update sure did.
Just witness how he leans back, stretches his arms out, and absorbs this raw, unfiltered brand of racist mind games.
hes posing PERFECTLY like that voting sweep meme about jeb bush/Morbious
I keep imagining Woolie showing up at the launch of the physical version of the game with a huge grin on his face, and the sheer confusion of this lady as he asks her to sign six copies.
And then she gets into a fist fight with him because she thinks its a psyop attempt to have a nice black man befriend her so he could be close enough to shoot solar-powered woke mind control into her head
Someone in chat said real femincel thoughts and I couldn't disgree, this is the final femincel boss.
The feminine form is femcel
back in my day 10 billion years ago we just called them losers.
The original incel is a woman.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 I dont think you understand how much worse an incel is than a regular, garden variety loser.
@@Kladyosno it isn't, especially since a very very small percentage of women are actually so unattractive they can't have sex.
7:10 WOOLIE IS MORBING OUT
The hand shimmy Woolie does at 2:22 after saying "The pink fair skin, of course" kills me every time
"The Pink and the Green"
So, the universe is a watermelon?
Its humanity's final form
Materwelon
Or two fairies of an average kid who no one understands
Woolie physically powers up from the amount of racism in the letter, soon he'll be unstoppable
When are we gonna cast Woolie in the next Captain America related live action adaptation as Hate Monger?
saiyins get a Zenkai boost, Darlington over here gets an N-kai boost
@@antonhanna2423 Based on what this letter said he should be cast as Swamp Thing.
Fair Huntress of the Garden sounds like a fromsoft boss
I wanna know what shes hunting in a garden
@@Vaksharules1999
Black people. She's hunting Black people. Please keep up.
Wanna give a big shout out to Woolie's tone perfect Knives impression. He hit that "PAAAAAAT!" perfect, had that shit rehearsed. Get this man in the VO booth STAT.
I LOVE how terrified pat looks at 5:20
Favorite moment is at 2:11 when you can see the realization hit Pat like a truck
I had the exact same reaction. It's like that you see something slowly rise from behind a hill and when it reaches the top, you think to yourself "is that a truc-?" and then before you can finish that thought, it fucking immediately goes downhill towards you.
It's a shame that neither Pat nor Woolie mentioned Blanka. He is RIGHT THERE my dudes.
See, I was thinking that sniper from Metal Gear Solid 3 who literally gets energy from the sun.
i mean it's also quite literally how the mutant sunspot works as well.
The wildest implication here is that the creator has, possibly, attempted to _kill and eat her upstairs neighbors' child_ more than once
Nah, not off rip! She had to Death-Pressure the kid first. Make it so the kid _wants_ to be killed and eaten!
Listening to the decent with no prior context was like watching a flower slowly bloom in slow motion. Fitting, given our origin, and the pain it causes our enemies in the Pink.
This is like if Jordan Peele adapted Trigun
This is the first I've heard of Katalyka, and GODDAMN.
"because of their fair, pink skin"
Oh no oh no oh no here we go
Whew. I think I needed a Senzu Bean after hearing Woolie explain the synopsis. I can see Pat go from "That better not be what I think it is." to "It is worse than I thought!" to "There is more of this?!"
When the glare of the sun causes you to recreate Time Cube.
This will keep Woolie fed for weeks
He ate good.
Sometimes I forget how innocent I am. I heard pink and green people and I just assumed she was saying pink was her cult and green were outsiders and Woolie was reading too into this. OH HOW NAIVE I WAS!
Woolie has a PhD in Raceology, a field of science he invented himself
he didn't even have to read into it, she admits in the update She's a racist and is talking about black people
When I heard "fairer" I immediately thought female and assume green was male so I am not too far from ya.
@@blaacksugar7714 there is a faint thread/theme of Femininity and how males "break their holy seals" by having sex with people:
"i supported parthenogenetic cloning of my tribes' children... instead of children being sexualised to break their holy seals laying with beasts called husbands."
really this just double-confirms that piccolo has the N-pass
Honestly, as funny as this is - this honestly sounds like a legit uncontrolled scizophrenic episode, like there is no way this wasn't caused by a severe mental breakdown
yes it is. If you look up there are videos about the game and the person, and she is. And the funny thijg in one of the videos she leaves a comment that has been pinned
It's a mixture of schizophrenia with the writer's own racism ideologies.
Shizophrenia won't make you racist, but if you're a racist already, it'll make your racism REALLY FUCKING WEIRD
@@WokioWolfy I think they're often mixed in that way, schizophrenia often has people recognising non-existent patterns and making mental leaps in logic that don't always make sense. it follows that racism and other forms of prejudice can often be what happens when someone loses touch with reality.
@@08brownt This is exactly what happened to Terry Davis, the Temple OS guy.
I was laughing in disbelief already, but when he got to the huntress part I physically fell out of my chair.
... I love that this discreption of how UV rays are supposed to give powers is essentially them describing how modern Supermans powers work. He gets his abilities from the yellow sun-light.
Woolie is a Kryptonian confirmed...?
Green like the remnants of his planet
Woolie levels up and genuinely becomes the most powerful person in the world for those short 10 minutes
Sorry Molly, you can't become a perfect being anymore- a gamer in Canada beat you to it.
The shadow organization 'BIG BLACK' is something right out of Hideo Kojima's mind.
3:00 You can hear Woolie charge this up like he’s a damn DBZ character.
Blessed be this podcast, may this flourish into something everGREEN.
Real talk: the part where she says black people are supposed to be food to white people and the fact that she attacked the 2 year old makes me concerned.
this is my first hearing of this. when you said she stopped making it "because the sun was harassing her" i thought that was "son" and that this discussion was going to make an iota of sense in reality.
I thought for a bit that she might have meant the British tabloid, which, you know, that would make a LOT more sense than what this ended up being.
this was me the last time they referenced it lol, i was thinking why is this so funny to pat that sounds sad, then i actually looked up the kickstarter and was like "oh. wow"
Me: why the fuck is Millions Knives on this thumbnail ?
Me at the halfway point: .... Ah
This was the "Lucky Racist" Kim foretold.
I can't believe that Woolie is using his UV mind powers on me to make me like, comment, and subscribe to his channel.
Did you know that Green is an anagram of Neegr? Very intriguing...
You're gonna need a pass to continue with that train of thought.
Racism has powered Woolie up and given him more forms than Goku at this point.
"And this, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! NI-"
Pat doesn't care enough for his fellow man to be Vash. Its definitely Reggie. 😂😂
Its DEFINITELY Reggie.
Reggie the Stampede
@@TimBagels"Love and FEET PICS!"
Dear Millions Knives and (frantic googling of Trigun Characters ensues) Dr Nebraska...
Funny how my favorite csb moment of 2023 came at the very end of the year
Oh man I needed this comment so much
If real life was a book, Woolie's LP color being green would be foreshadowing
The funnier part is that you know there's somebody somewhere nodding along
Just checked the kickstarter page and the post has 4 likes.
@@DrFaustisDeadTo be fair those likes could be from people like Woolie.
Like one of those likes 10000% IS Woolie without a doubt.
Woolie is right there, nodding enthusiastically
So wait, is the subtext here that she was trying to eat their neighbor's child?
"Hey, you got your racism in my Heaven's Gate cult doctrine!"
Honestly, it's really refreshing to have someone who's JUST a nutjob, not a weird politician, not working an actual agenda, just straight up, bonkers, absolutely fucking crazy.
Pat's laugh at 2:28 is like something out of a cartoon, he's absolutely CACKLING.
The fact that the update has no comments must mean the backers are still stunlocked.
Sunlocked, you mean?
@@Cheeseboiga that too
Many years ago, I got curious about the sun game and googled to see what the status was.
There was a recent update with the developer seeming fairly self-aware about her mental illness and talking about going to therapy.
...so yeah, I guess that didn't stick.
Every now and again, UA-cam will recommend this video to me, and I watch it every time. I have forgotten just how batshit things get am horrifically, pleasantly surprised every time.
I can't believe Woolie was a Namekian this entire time.
I think my favorite part was someone in chat saying, “LOOK OUT, PAT, HE’S CHARGING HIS SOLARBEAM.”
Did this person watch the "I got friends on the othwr side" music clip while high of her mind and when she got to the "It's the green, it's the green, it's the green" part of the song she was just like "It all makes sense now!!!"
Also there's a joke here about the Green becoming stronger after gathering UV powers at plantations, but I will leave it to you
Woolie really had a taco moment towards the end, just gave the racism a big snort "auuugh tight! Tight tight tight! Blue yellow pink, just keep making more of that shit"
2:10 - Pat's (Pink) reaction is pure fried gold.
The only part of Katalyka's production that I remember is, someone trolling the developer, by posting as "The Sun" and typing in all caps to stop working on the game and do fucked up stuff.
She replied back and stated..
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I TOLD YOU IM NOT DOING THAT!!"
Can we get a playlist on the Katalyka updates? I'm so interested in hearing the crazy.
Slopes Gameroom did a video on the story up until now if you want something more serious and straightforward...though still nuts. It's titled something along the lines of "The Kickstarter ruined by THE SUN".
[BIG BLACK] is the most powerful stand
It’s even a music reference!
i don't know what a Stand is but i get the music reference :o
@@ice_queen9A Stand is someone's own ghost with superpowers made from their spirit energy.
@@blaacksugar7714 oh.
yeah i still don't really understand, but thanks for explaining that lol
@@ice_queen9 It's from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, starting from the third entry.
If you come here from the distant future, you need to understand, this was the FINAL segment of the podcast for the year of 2023. Woolie will always loop back to racism, he cannot help it.
I cant believe literally no one else is talking about this, this shits fucking wild
How the hell does Woolie turn out to be a plant person when Pat is literally a tomato man?
The part where it is compared to Trigun of all things knowing they both love that series is the best lmao
This board game had made off with the double-dollar heist of the century, because Fair Huntress Molly quite literally flew too close to the sun.
The Woolions Knives Arc is gonna be the greatest segment of Castle Super Beast: Brotherhood, sponsored by Big Black®.
I love that rock band.
Pat the Stampede and Millions Pies
She was so close to being right, but it's not the sun that gives Woolie power, it's racism. I could literally see Woolie’s power level go up while talking. If you pay attention you can see his dreads go blonde for just a second.
He was so close to powering up to full Super Saiyan.
At last, Woolie can unlock the power of Hamon.
This ladies disco stat sheet would look nuts
This woman's mindset is going through so many hoops she might as well be playing Superman 64.
I'm starting to see the difference between learned societal racism and schizophrenia racism
I can see Woolie getting more powerful over the course of this segment lol.
Woolie's green tips! The signs were always there!
Never say green with the hard r
Woolie arriving at the Pink Throne with a sledgehammer like Cody Rhodes.
Accompanied by all his friends dressed as the Gung-ho Guns.
Good for the podcast, that it got to leave 2023 on such a high note! 😂
No one gets more hyped about people being racist then woolie
It’s more than racism, this is legit schizophrenia, she’s actually out of her own mind
We are seeing Woolie zenkai-boosting in realtime! HE’S GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!
Remember when the saiyans landed on earth and started planting all of the black people?
Hey Woolie, you mentioned “rabbit rabbit” in the recent episode. I never heard of it being said because of the new year. But when I was young, (in the 90s) our family would go camping all the time. And when you’re sitting around the campfire, sometimes the smoke would start blowing right in your face, choking and eye burning ensues. But my cousins and I were told to “just say Rabbit Rabbit at the fire,” and the smoke will change direction. This was, of course, superstitious bullpucky, but hearing you say rabbit rabbit sent ME back to early childhood memories.
"So it's like Vegetarianism" I'M GONE
“Fear Huntress of the Garden” Shit I want to use that for D&D
So has anyone drawn Woolie as Knives and Pat as Vash yet?
Did somebody make this just for Woolie as a christmas gift?
Woolies face at 240ish fills me with life, i need to go watch wakkas revenge again now
I don't know how to feel about Quiet now.
Ayoooooo she was an agent of the green...that's how he got the KIKONGO strain on MOTHERBASE!!! 😮😮😮😮😂
I suppose you are ashamed of your words and deeds?
Black People being photosynthetic is beyond hilarious and I hope is a meme that will keep popping up.
This has a been a journey.
Woolies laughter in this brought me back to health from my severe flu. Thank you
So that’s why Woolie likes green so much, it gives him his raw power.