Woolie VS GOD: "Lucky Job" [Animation]

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  • @F_lippy
    @F_lippy 6 років тому +794

    God corrupted Job's save file in the patch and he just told him "start a new save" and threw a few high tier lootboxes his way.

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 6 років тому +76

      Pip IV *snaps fingers* upgrade right

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 6 років тому +44

      This is too strong.

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@PolarPhantomeven 6 years later it is strong

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u 6 років тому +1692

    Bible Study with Woolie needs to have it's own segment on the podcast.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 6 років тому +22

      He brother would be proud.

    • @SANDWICHshuriken
      @SANDWICHshuriken 6 років тому +56

      "How hath god blighted pat?" Needs to be a section in the bible.

    • @bonebard6178
      @bonebard6178 6 років тому +32

      i would hapily attend the first darlington church of christ

    • @Elfarcher73
      @Elfarcher73 6 років тому +6

      It just needs to replace the podcast

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 6 років тому +9

      I enjoyed the theology discussion while watching the Eyes of Heaven run, I wouldn't mind more (even though I'm not Christian). Also I know nothing about the Friends' personal lives, but I'm sure if Pat is married and has a cat, he loves his wife and cat more than any fictional character.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 років тому +674

    "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
    -Stephen King

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 6 років тому +5

      Lol. Where can I read that one?

    • @cheese4g
      @cheese4g 6 років тому +39

      Jack Pride I heard it in Storm of the Century which is a TV miniseries that Stephen King wrote the screenplay for but isn't actually based off of any of his books. I don't know if that line is in any of his books or not.
      Funnily enough, my library does have the screenplay chilling on the shelf right next to his novels, so you could probably find the screenplay in a library or bookstore that just assumed it was a novel and didn't bother to check.

    • @MysteriousJojo
      @MysteriousJojo 6 років тому +17

      Jack Pride It's called Storm Of The Century

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 6 років тому +3

      Cheese4G Thanks for the info. Same @MysteriousJoJo

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 6 років тому

      It's pretty good

  • @Sanodi21
    @Sanodi21 6 років тому +590

    Losing his home is one thing. Losing his family is another. But getting *Yamcha'd* ? That's too far, even by the devil's standards

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 6 років тому +44

      Akira Toriyama more evil than the devil confirmed.

    • @superelitejimi4165
      @superelitejimi4165 6 років тому +31

      I mean... at least he’s super good at baseball... right?

  • @DragonfameDracas
    @DragonfameDracas 6 років тому +1348

    Pat trading Paige and Elmo for his monster hunter "family" is almost too real.

    • @-Cetus-
      @-Cetus- 6 років тому +60

      Hypno-Thorax he needs a behelit sent to him

    • @MuffinHunterX
      @MuffinHunterX 6 років тому +60

      But he _hates_ The Handler. ...For some reason.

    • @DragonfameDracas
      @DragonfameDracas 6 років тому +20

      @muffinhunterX That's why it is only *almost*

    • @JaseHateRadio
      @JaseHateRadio 6 років тому

      ALMOST???

    • @ianlabat8724
      @ianlabat8724 6 років тому +20

      I fucking lost it when it got to that part

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 6 років тому +384

    The pat-cuts to "Got it." are like, the best bit.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 років тому +850

    god tried to stop woolie by deleting his video

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +78

      Devon Palmer
      But woolie was like
      "No God is great I love God" so God made sure his reupload would get more views

    • @gumbobadman
      @gumbobadman 6 років тому +48

      This one weird trick god doesnt want you to know

    • @ngmajora6986
      @ngmajora6986 6 років тому +23

      Unfortunately God is going to catch those hands once more

    • @RunningBlade2184
      @RunningBlade2184 6 років тому +7

      God demonized the video

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 6 років тому +2

      nah that was the devil man. God protected Woolie.

  • @fireandthunder9862
    @fireandthunder9862 6 років тому +588

    I remember having an old bible with little captions and lessons for tweens and it said something along the lines of "The book of Job tackles the question of why bad things happen to good people." To which the answer appears to be God has a gambling problem and Satan is an enabler.

    • @EndorphinSauce
      @EndorphinSauce 6 років тому +38

      Fire and Thunder or our ancestors put us in this situation in the first place (see Adam and Eve) and we have the opportunity to get ourselves out, but until then it’s life wall comboing us until we keel over and reach paradise.

    • @VSPhotfries
      @VSPhotfries 6 років тому +33

      +Kevin Mairena Naw, I think his version makes more sense.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому +23

      @@EndorphinSauce because of a snake? Bullshit, snakes are too stupid to talk and only want to curl up on a rock or under a baseboard. Why the bible gotta bully snakes huh? Snakes did nothing to you...except the venomous ones, they might have killed someone, but to be fair it was self defense, humans are really dangerous. They had no choice really.

    • @KrytenKoro
      @KrytenKoro 5 років тому +28

      @@EndorphinSauce babies who have brittle bone syndrome and die in birth, or a day later.
      Who's that for?

    • @gatfatf
      @gatfatf 4 роки тому +26

      @@EndorphinSauce What a great show of how much He cares about free will, to have the two biggest judgement of my life to be based on the actions of people I've never met. Truly a champion of self determination and choice.

  • @Aboveup
    @Aboveup 6 років тому +630

    So what you're saying is, Job is like a JRPG character building up his town and social links, only for all of it to be taken away in the second game. But it's fine though, he builds it up again so nothing was truly lost except everything he ever cared for.

    • @AlexStarkiller1
      @AlexStarkiller1 6 років тому +80

      Aboveup Except in a jrpg you fight god for letting it happen/causing it so it's good

    • @wareagle3065
      @wareagle3065 6 років тому +62

      He even got some bullshit diseases and shit but still pulled through. Just something the devs put in to make the veteran players feel like there is something different and more challenging than the last game.

    • @Aboveup
      @Aboveup 6 років тому +30

      I'm mostly thinking along terms of Suikoden having literally done this. You don't fight god much when you move on past Final Fantasy.

    • @dephonnelzy5536
      @dephonnelzy5536 6 років тому +5

      Aboveup i... Didn't notice that. Good eye

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 4 роки тому +4

      When you go from Peacewalker 100% base upgraded to MGSV

  • @TheFuryHasCome
    @TheFuryHasCome 6 років тому +293

    “I love all my children equally. I don’t care for Job.”

    • @Jensegaense
      @Jensegaense 6 років тому +73

      "I care enough about Job to replace his stuff. Fuck everyone who knew Job that died tho!"

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +12

      Jensegaense
      They at least got a free ticket to heaven... right?

    • @pbk6623
      @pbk6623 5 років тому +10

      Right????

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 3 роки тому +1

      @@ImmaLittlePip Pre-Jesus, they're all in Hell with the Virtuous Pagans.

  • @N00BSYBORG
    @N00BSYBORG 6 років тому +892

    Hey man. Sometimes you gotta stack those bodies until you can reach that new, better family in the sky.

    • @porkhill6665
      @porkhill6665 6 років тому

      N00BSYBORG Ayyyie it's you again :)

    • @M7S4I5L8V2A
      @M7S4I5L8V2A 6 років тому +7

      GRRRRRIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIITTTTTHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    • @N00BSYBORG
      @N00BSYBORG 6 років тому +19

      Seth foreal I am here now. Like a shitty, gremlin version of All Might.

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 6 років тому +6

      N00BSYBORG
      The hero we need...the hero we deserve. Hallowed be thy name.

    • @LV99MasterMonk
      @LV99MasterMonk 6 років тому +24

      You forgot to credit Griffith for that quote

  • @ZarikZX
    @ZarikZX 6 років тому +263

    Woolie vs God should be a substitution for Summer Bible School. All the same facts, none of the time wasted.

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 6 років тому +42

      I probably would have not minded the pretense and bullshittery of Church folk if the preacher would have broken down the Bible like this. As it stands, my Church experience was essentially:
      "Shut up, child. Don't question the Bible."
      Old Black folks love them some Jesus, and really hate when someone pokes holes in biblical tales.

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 6 років тому +29

      +Yakumo Yomi
      Like any fanboy who gets mad when you talk about the flaws in their favorite thing.

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 4 роки тому

      Is that a thing?

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 6 років тому +227

    he gets a new family *snaps fingers* upgrade right? *snaps fingers* upgrade?

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 6 років тому +21

      carlos conde
      Mmmmmmmmmm

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 6 років тому +24

      Boop a da boop boop boop boop ba doop a doop boopa da boop what's new in the news?

    • @MelBrooksKA
      @MelBrooksKA 6 років тому +24

      "But... you ruined my save data..."

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 років тому +8

      “But look at all dis end-game equipment ya got now!”

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 6 років тому +139

    I'm a little bothered by how you guys missed the whole ending of Job where Job's neighbours are all taunting him being like "Oh, God must hate you which is why you're cursed!" (which goes on for WAY too fucking long) then Job is like "Oh my God, why do you do such horrible things, even to good people like me who always praised you!?" and God comes down and basically says "Fuck you, you ain't got shit on me." and goes on a rant about how great he is. Then at the very end he's basically just "Now that I got all that out, have some replacement shit" and Job lived for a long time after, the end.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 роки тому +19

      Actually God specifically showed him, at the end, something that utterly shattered Job's own self-righteousness and pride in said righteousness...That he would have to fight a fucking LEVIATHAN to be able to get God on board without calming down the Self Righteousness. Job reasonably backs down, HARD, and because he still praised God, he got back everything tenfold

    • @PixelatedFlu
      @PixelatedFlu 3 роки тому +17

      So Job bitched out of a Souls boss fight?

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 роки тому +18

      @@PixelatedFlu No, he wisely backed down from a Mountain sized beast when all he had was wounds (not even clothes on his back)

    • @_Sage967_
      @_Sage967_ 2 роки тому +18

      @@boxtank5288 the tyrant basically aimed a nuke at him and said "if you survive this the sure, ill totally take the L". Job was screwed so hard it was as if they already used a nuke on them and this one was just a victory lap

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 2 роки тому +1

      @@_Sage967_ I wouldn't call it tyranny, it was after a pretty lengthy discussion.

  • @Goblin-King-
    @Goblin-King- 6 років тому +103

    and that's not even mentioning jobs three friends that came up to him and was like "oh job what could you have possibly done, what atrocities have you committed for God to do this to you. he would never do this to you without you deserving this !!"

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 6 років тому +33

      defiant decay Then his wife is all like just curse god.

    • @fireandthunder9862
      @fireandthunder9862 6 років тому +42

      Not to mention God gets angry at them for doing this. Like how dare they assume that a man who lost literally all his worldly possessions, servants and family in a single day through multiple concentrated calamities might have been someone who did something bad.

    • @Zorpike
      @Zorpike 6 років тому +24

      Fire and Thunder Well, yeah. The main point of the whole book is that misfortune in life doesn't mean that God's angry with you, and that you shouldn't automatically assume that somebody in a bad situation has done something wrong

    • @AncelDeLambert
      @AncelDeLambert 6 років тому +1

      fucking RATS for friends!

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому +22

      @@Zorpike Then they did a poor job at it, because it looks like God has a gambling problem. The church is incompetent.

  • @fake._
    @fake._ 6 років тому +218

    Man Hearing Pat puppet Job with the animation is cracking me up

  • @liarman8794
    @liarman8794 6 років тому +213

    Switch Satan and God with any Greek gods and it just fits into Greek mythology so well that i'm surprised this wasn't stolen.

    • @MisterCrim
      @MisterCrim 6 років тому +80

      I wrote this same story in 6th grade except I replaced God and Satan with Thor and Loki. I got an A. My teacher was dumb.

    • @zachk3702
      @zachk3702 6 років тому +27

      Zeus v Hera let's go

    • @r15835
      @r15835 6 років тому +3

      Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ 🙂

    • @liarman8794
      @liarman8794 6 років тому

      Donn Clueless Charade you are ?

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 6 років тому +24

      how much you wanna bet those stories are drawing from the same source? because that's generally how it goes.

  • @yummyfrostboro2934
    @yummyfrostboro2934 6 років тому +19

    "that plague shit"
    *Pat shows one of my favourite art pieces from Plague*
    WELL EXCUSE ME, well done sir, I say well done.

  • @GingiahIan
    @GingiahIan 6 років тому +101

    Frame Perfect Intro

    • @bruhyote132
      @bruhyote132 6 років тому +2

      Ian Moller You fucking scumbag, that’s a *great* comment.

    • @JahTubeYT
      @JahTubeYT 6 років тому

      Anyone know where the music is from?

  • @Jhobe_Z
    @Jhobe_Z 6 років тому +53

    I wanna see abridged bible stories by Woolie being a regular scheduled thing

  • @aceman556
    @aceman556 6 років тому +18

    That zoom in in Job at the end is such comedy gold I can’t even find the words. amazing work Wetly. You too Mothman

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 6 років тому +139

    Job: I've made a huge mistake.

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 років тому +1

      It’s fine though.

    • @Ookler
      @Ookler 6 років тому +2

      This is the story of a dead family and the one son who had no other choice but to accept his life with a new one. It's Job's Arrested Development.

  • @SepiaGraffiti
    @SepiaGraffiti 6 років тому +49

    I love Jordan's animations so much >_

    • @INDECISIVEjew
      @INDECISIVEjew 6 років тому +7

      Karate Pistol Fist I love u so much

  • @insertdeadname
    @insertdeadname 6 років тому +46

    I absolutely love these! The animation makes then even funnier than they were on stream.

  • @R0B1NG5
    @R0B1NG5 6 років тому +52

    Job: The original Jobber.

  • @Skully31-k9f
    @Skully31-k9f 6 років тому +57

    God these are the fucking best!

  • @JeedyJay
    @JeedyJay 6 років тому +92

    Woolie VS God: Lucky Job 2: The Runback

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 років тому +3

      Love that idea board, by the way.

  • @digidrveKJ
    @digidrveKJ 6 років тому +16

    Little did we know Job was the first JoJo his stand is [Family Tree] which let's him always get a new family

  • @CapedJoel
    @CapedJoel 6 років тому +5

    As a former Sunday School kid myself this story always stuck out in my mind. And I'm clearly not alone Woolie did his version here & I remember South Park did their own version.

  • @destructodude
    @destructodude 6 років тому +29

    So, basically... "let's start making another one."

  • @MrKuemmelbrot
    @MrKuemmelbrot 6 років тому +9

    I need more old testament stories in my life. Fuck how did people read this and go: "This seems reasonable"?

  • @DB-su4ke
    @DB-su4ke 6 років тому +6

    I think my favorite Best Friends Lore involves Woolie reluctantly telling Biblical stories, then gradually getting hype about it as he continues. it touches a special place in my backsliding christian heart.

  • @ReachStudioPro
    @ReachStudioPro 6 років тому +13

    I love these "Woolie vs God" so much. It's the best. I wish we got more of these more often.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 років тому +4

    "The Plague shit"
    I died when he pulled out the picture lol. That is one plague I would looooove to have!

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +102

    "Eeeeh"

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +128

    0:58 kono godo powah

    • @stylara
      @stylara 6 років тому +21

      STAND MASTER: Job
      STAND NAME: Revelation

    • @helios2939
      @helios2939 6 років тому +10

      A in Generosity? what a loser,couldn't even defeat Heaven Ascension DIO

    • @superelitejimi4165
      @superelitejimi4165 6 років тому

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLIE

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 6 років тому +2

      Feel the powah of GODO HANDO!!

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 років тому +3

      STAND NAME: *[ LOSING MY RELIGION ]*

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus 6 років тому +440

    Job did remain faithful to God, but he challenged God to answer for what was happening to him. In fact, he had been praying for death and lamenting his fate with a set of friends as witnesses, who stated that he must have done something wrong to have God punish him like this. When God responded to Job's questioning, God just pulled rank and said, "Bitch, do you think you KNOW better than me? I am the one who created everything!"
    God never actually gives Job an explanation for what has happened; he just lays down the "I am the shit, so I am unquestionable" doctrine that worshippers eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Job acquiesced at that point, being all, "Oh, I can't fathom the reasons you do things, so I'll stop trying". He never learned that his suffering was for the sake of a giant bet with an accuser angel about how a faith-science experiment (with Job as the guinea pig) would turn out... and maybe a few pages in a book that we would look upon as being remarkably telling for what an asshole God is, even to his best.

    • @felixdaniels37
      @felixdaniels37 6 років тому +53

      Sapheiorus
      At the very least God tried to make amends at the end. It's not like he just left him to die, he gave him all of his stuff back with interest. Yeah, he didn't get his family back, but he's practically guaranteed a spot at heaven whuch means he ended up reunited with his family at the end of it all.
      Plus, that was Old Testament God. New Testament God is practically a different being altogether and didn't pull nearly the amount of shit.

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 6 років тому +25

      Master Markus humans were killing each other and doing stupid shit. So I can't really blame god for smacking some sense into them.
      Wasn't that called the Silent 500 or something. God just left for 500 years.

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 6 років тому +7

      it's true, i eat that shit up. i love it. it's the best.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 6 років тому +29

      I don't know, that's not in the Bible.
      Also, I don't think "You're a bad person, so I'm going to kill everyone around you" is exactly reasonable or righteous, but that's Yahweh!

    • @kestral63
      @kestral63 6 років тому +50

      Also Satan wasn't originally God's enemy but an employee who hurt people on His behalf. He's one of those things that got retconned in the New Testament since God was such a genocidal asshole, they pretended there was a whole other supervillain to blame.
      It was more like God and one of his own thugs killed a servant's family because they got bored. Just not bored enough to explain themselves afterward.

  • @r15835
    @r15835 6 років тому +4

    I think the best part about this animation is Job being a puppet, easily used and shared between the crew.

  • @neojin
    @neojin 6 років тому +7

    I love how PAt is the one doing the devil's work with every "Got it."

  • @crackerjack452
    @crackerjack452 6 років тому +59

    Yeah pat WOULD ditch paige and elmo for MonHun

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 6 років тому +4

      HA, if he was _an idiot!_
      Oh, wait...

  • @LuckeeStrikee
    @LuckeeStrikee 6 років тому +28

    @3:13 I appreciate the half slipped off sock on Paige, but her truer form would have had her god-awful white boots.

    • @AlexStarkiller1
      @AlexStarkiller1 6 років тому

      Luckee Strikee and unmentionable amounts of mustard

    • @trevholmes186
      @trevholmes186 6 років тому +1

      Paige's mustard obsession fills me with unspeakable rage. I hate mustard to begin with, so seeing someone not even use it properly feels like a targeted insult towards me personally.

  • @coltonallgire1135
    @coltonallgire1135 6 років тому +16

    *THIS. MORE OF THIS.*

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 6 років тому +16

    I forgot this series existed. Goddamn do I love that intro

  • @yoshiunity
    @yoshiunity 6 років тому +20

    3:13 Elmo, no. Don't flip off Pat.

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 6 років тому

      *_"NOT THE MAMMA!"_*

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 років тому

      yeah why do that when you can SHIT IN HIS TUB

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 6 років тому +13

    Man, I'm really glad I don't have to worry about any of that stuff. The god stuff I mean.

  • @andieallison6792
    @andieallison6792 2 роки тому +3

    Job in the Yamcha pose is fucking amazing.

  • @TheCthultist
    @TheCthultist 6 років тому +1

    “The Plauge shit” with the goddamn picture from Bludémon fucking killed me. Well done Mr. Welty.

  • @nothingspringstomind
    @nothingspringstomind Рік тому +1

    Just came back to this after watching Good Omens season 2's interpretation of Job. "I have a permit."

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 6 років тому +7

    I love Pat being Devil's Little Helper.

  • @JCHauntsman
    @JCHauntsman 6 років тому +106

    Pat may replace Paige, but he could never replace Elmo.

    • @no1List
      @no1List 6 років тому +25

      thats clearly new mon hun elmo, not replaced, simply upgraded

    • @Zer0BloodX
      @Zer0BloodX 6 років тому

      Zero bones Thanks Pope

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 6 років тому +1

    "Cancel Scalebound" in the board on the back.
    Fuck , man. Too soon.

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 6 років тому +4

    "I signed Job, he's the best god-praiser in the business. But I SIGNED him.... to make an EXAMPLE of him!"

  • @DinosaurSatan
    @DinosaurSatan 6 років тому +3

    Pat as Satan's little helper is an amazing character that needs to show up in more blaminations.

  • @6powersofM
    @6powersofM 6 років тому +5

    Idea board:
    "Maybe"
    Cancel Scalebound
    ouch
    Edit: Later on there's also a Scalebound tombstone in the graveyard xD

  • @ChillaxingJay
    @ChillaxingJay 2 роки тому +1

    Job in the Yamcha death pose killed me 💀

  • @holyflutterofgod
    @holyflutterofgod 6 років тому +1

    Holy fuck this is so fucking good. I remember listening this on thet podcast like "Oh they're playing this up for animation's sake." FUCK ME IT WAS WORTH IT.

  • @theawkwardpotato264
    @theawkwardpotato264 6 років тому +4

    I would pay for a Woolie Reads: The Bible podcast or similar service. Cause godamn is it the best thing to listen too

  • @SLiMmcl
    @SLiMmcl 4 роки тому +1

    The 2 parts I love the most is Pat going "Got it" and he changes his surrondings
    Then Pat says the moral of the story and Woolz goes "EEhhhhh" haha

  • @Tektur1
    @Tektur1 6 років тому +1

    Man, I love those animations, you're great at adding some visual flair to their conversations

  • @JamesHulltheFabulousJ
    @JamesHulltheFabulousJ 6 років тому +1

    it's actually even worse than described, because at his lowest, Job questions what he has done to deserve it all. Then God appears before him, and for like 120 verses is all "I'm so fucking great, consider all the shit I did! What have *you* done Job? 'xactly. So just shuddap and don't question me again." (Job: 38-42)

  • @mahatmagandhiful
    @mahatmagandhiful 6 років тому +4

    Pat eating his own ear wax at 3:00 had me cackling for some reason.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 років тому +1

      it's b/c he draws power from its BITTERNESS

  • @alanahillman-smith2860
    @alanahillman-smith2860 6 років тому +1

    Idk if watching this makes the pain go away or makes it worse. Either or i'll miss discussions like these😢😢😢

  • @DuelistRL
    @DuelistRL 6 років тому +2

    These are on par if not BETTER than the Ricky Gervais podcast animations. Please keep up the great work!

  • @jreedzz3737
    @jreedzz3737 6 років тому +1

    The 'ol spicy keychain is fucking hilarious. God bless you Mr. Welty.

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper 6 років тому +1

    And that's why no parent names their kid Job anymore. No one wants to run the risk of a repeat scenario. How many Jobs do you know?

  • @jacpas2012
    @jacpas2012 6 років тому +2

    1:04 he a great guy who has a giant
    heart.

  • @silverroddo1468
    @silverroddo1468 6 років тому +2

    Awesome animation by Jordan, he did it. And thanks to Roddo, whomever he is, for asking a simple yet powerful question. Didn't Jobe also go on to win a Grammy for best song, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"?

  • @OzymandiasRex
    @OzymandiasRex 6 років тому +6

    I lost it at the Plague shit!!

  • @CabooseLoL
    @CabooseLoL 6 років тому +2

    This seriously needs to be its own series! Holy shit this is gold!

  • @ValetinoLovebird
    @ValetinoLovebird Рік тому +1

    Pat being the Devil's assistant is awesome

  • @YellowJacketKaraguchi
    @YellowJacketKaraguchi 6 років тому +6

    re-up loaded cuz intro was messed up lol

  • @madamastersgaming
    @madamastersgaming 5 років тому +1

    Nothing more real than being a mortal used as the subject for a get between two eternal warring gods

  • @dagdammit
    @dagdammit 6 років тому +32

    0:18 Genesis was all right, but the Bible really takes off once the hebrews get to the Earth Kingdom.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 6 років тому +3

      Part 1. Cursed Blood
      Part 2. Exodus: Battle Tendency

    • @bellial974
      @bellial974 5 років тому

      @@phantomspaceman judges would be Battle tendency, that's when they go to claim the land

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 5 років тому +2

      @@bellial974Judges, with a new character every episode with a special power? That's totally Stardust Crusaders. Sampson is Star Platinum.

  • @Kry-Edge
    @Kry-Edge 6 років тому +2

    This are the best, the animation is amazing. Jordan good fucking job

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 6 років тому +1

    these just get better and better

  • @Smoofyful
    @Smoofyful 6 років тому

    The board is hilarious. Especially the no Pat! in response to the previous point.
    Droopy page is also good. The eyes and the sock really do it.

  • @Pelvic_Thrust1
    @Pelvic_Thrust1 6 років тому

    There are so many SBF lore eastereggs in ever frame of this you could probably build a UA-cam channel based on analysing these

  • @szskits9786
    @szskits9786 6 років тому

    Man I'll never get tired of that intro. You've got the hypest intro on youtube no doubt.

  • @6powersofM
    @6powersofM 6 років тому +3

    Holy shit is that Mae from Night in the Woods among the graffiti at 0:32

  • @ackbarreserve
    @ackbarreserve 6 років тому +2

    I WISH, oh how I wish, that the Handler had an ounce of Paige's character and charisma. At least her face-stuffing with food would be hilarious "Hey Hadler I need to post... Wait, were you drinking from a bottle of Heinz ketchup right now? Is that mustard on that plate AND NOTHING ELSE?"

    • @Crusader820
      @Crusader820 6 років тому

      The Handler would totally be one of those anime girls that puts mayonnaise on literally everything and that's 30% of their character traits.

  • @chrustosking4812
    @chrustosking4812 6 років тому

    This would have to be one of my most favorite random series to come from these guys, keep it up guys!!!

  • @Rokkxl
    @Rokkxl 6 років тому

    Wow I was hoping you would do this after hearing the story in one of the latest podcasts and man you knocked it out of the park. Holy shit, great work!

  • @liefericson6496
    @liefericson6496 6 років тому +2

    "Oh lord, how couldst thou giveth thine own prophet the spicy keychain?"

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 6 років тому

    I love of the little references in these animations, sock puppet Job and the yamcha death pose killed me

  • @dodgerthud6645
    @dodgerthud6645 6 років тому +1

    This is hands down some of the best shit on UA-cam.

  • @chertikinamoto
    @chertikinamoto 5 років тому +4

    If Church was taught by Woolie I might actually go.

    • @jimmyelkordy3752
      @jimmyelkordy3752 5 років тому

      Cherti Kinamoto only if there’s wrestling involved

  • @TheTygre
    @TheTygre 6 років тому +1

    The thing of it is, it's actually Matt who's the most right here. The Book of Job is one of the most clearly edited books in the Bible. You can clearly see where story was attached to what was otherwise poetry. The original book of Job just begins with a cold open of a man suffering, and a cold close of God showing Job the Leviathan, reminding Job and humanity, "You really don't matter to me; deal with it."

  • @ijustreview
    @ijustreview 6 років тому +1

    This animation style and the facial expressions reminds me of Home Movies.

  • @awsomeDualshock
    @awsomeDualshock 6 років тому +1

    Pat as Satan's operative is very fitting for some reason...

  • @PlumPoko
    @PlumPoko 6 років тому +1

    These stuff are criminally underrated.

  • @rokettoosuka6394
    @rokettoosuka6394 6 років тому +1

    3:09 Paige watch out. Woolie is dipping into Pat's mind.

  • @acezar2644
    @acezar2644 6 років тому +1

    "new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids"
    oohh peach is going berserk on that

  • @LuminousLead
    @LuminousLead 6 років тому

    Boy there's a lot of side-gags in this animation! Excellent!

  • @VoidAbaddon
    @VoidAbaddon 6 років тому +1

    I love these so fucking much.

  • @DiamondBrickZ
    @DiamondBrickZ 5 років тому +5

    0:27 I see that Mae.

  • @Dantarn
    @Dantarn 6 років тому +4

    To be fair all of Job's pals and family went to heaven since he got dat direct line to God so it was all gucci

  • @settingittowumbo1953
    @settingittowumbo1953 6 років тому +3

    I mean they're dead and all, but God probably explained that they all died because of a bet when they got to heaven lmao

  • @ARMIV4
    @ARMIV4 5 років тому

    I remember hearing a version growing up where he got his old family back, but then as I grew older I was told that it was an entirely new family. There are some people who are just really comfortable with whole people being replaced so long as God does it and tells you that they're the family 2.0 model.

  • @Ranryu692
    @Ranryu692 6 років тому

    Rofl having the MonHun characters replacing Paige and Elmo while Pat says "new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids" is fucking amazing, bravo

  • @psman85
    @psman85 6 років тому

    Jesus these videos are the best shit ever, please keep them coming.