I enjoyed the theology discussion while watching the Eyes of Heaven run, I wouldn't mind more (even though I'm not Christian). Also I know nothing about the Friends' personal lives, but I'm sure if Pat is married and has a cat, he loves his wife and cat more than any fictional character.
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King
Jack Pride I heard it in Storm of the Century which is a TV miniseries that Stephen King wrote the screenplay for but isn't actually based off of any of his books. I don't know if that line is in any of his books or not. Funnily enough, my library does have the screenplay chilling on the shelf right next to his novels, so you could probably find the screenplay in a library or bookstore that just assumed it was a novel and didn't bother to check.
I remember having an old bible with little captions and lessons for tweens and it said something along the lines of "The book of Job tackles the question of why bad things happen to good people." To which the answer appears to be God has a gambling problem and Satan is an enabler.
Fire and Thunder or our ancestors put us in this situation in the first place (see Adam and Eve) and we have the opportunity to get ourselves out, but until then it’s life wall comboing us until we keel over and reach paradise.
@@EndorphinSauce because of a snake? Bullshit, snakes are too stupid to talk and only want to curl up on a rock or under a baseboard. Why the bible gotta bully snakes huh? Snakes did nothing to you...except the venomous ones, they might have killed someone, but to be fair it was self defense, humans are really dangerous. They had no choice really.
@@EndorphinSauce What a great show of how much He cares about free will, to have the two biggest judgement of my life to be based on the actions of people I've never met. Truly a champion of self determination and choice.
So what you're saying is, Job is like a JRPG character building up his town and social links, only for all of it to be taken away in the second game. But it's fine though, he builds it up again so nothing was truly lost except everything he ever cared for.
He even got some bullshit diseases and shit but still pulled through. Just something the devs put in to make the veteran players feel like there is something different and more challenging than the last game.
I probably would have not minded the pretense and bullshittery of Church folk if the preacher would have broken down the Bible like this. As it stands, my Church experience was essentially: "Shut up, child. Don't question the Bible." Old Black folks love them some Jesus, and really hate when someone pokes holes in biblical tales.
I'm a little bothered by how you guys missed the whole ending of Job where Job's neighbours are all taunting him being like "Oh, God must hate you which is why you're cursed!" (which goes on for WAY too fucking long) then Job is like "Oh my God, why do you do such horrible things, even to good people like me who always praised you!?" and God comes down and basically says "Fuck you, you ain't got shit on me." and goes on a rant about how great he is. Then at the very end he's basically just "Now that I got all that out, have some replacement shit" and Job lived for a long time after, the end.
Actually God specifically showed him, at the end, something that utterly shattered Job's own self-righteousness and pride in said righteousness...That he would have to fight a fucking LEVIATHAN to be able to get God on board without calming down the Self Righteousness. Job reasonably backs down, HARD, and because he still praised God, he got back everything tenfold
@@boxtank5288 the tyrant basically aimed a nuke at him and said "if you survive this the sure, ill totally take the L". Job was screwed so hard it was as if they already used a nuke on them and this one was just a victory lap
and that's not even mentioning jobs three friends that came up to him and was like "oh job what could you have possibly done, what atrocities have you committed for God to do this to you. he would never do this to you without you deserving this !!"
Not to mention God gets angry at them for doing this. Like how dare they assume that a man who lost literally all his worldly possessions, servants and family in a single day through multiple concentrated calamities might have been someone who did something bad.
Fire and Thunder Well, yeah. The main point of the whole book is that misfortune in life doesn't mean that God's angry with you, and that you shouldn't automatically assume that somebody in a bad situation has done something wrong
As a former Sunday School kid myself this story always stuck out in my mind. And I'm clearly not alone Woolie did his version here & I remember South Park did their own version.
I think my favorite Best Friends Lore involves Woolie reluctantly telling Biblical stories, then gradually getting hype about it as he continues. it touches a special place in my backsliding christian heart.
Job did remain faithful to God, but he challenged God to answer for what was happening to him. In fact, he had been praying for death and lamenting his fate with a set of friends as witnesses, who stated that he must have done something wrong to have God punish him like this. When God responded to Job's questioning, God just pulled rank and said, "Bitch, do you think you KNOW better than me? I am the one who created everything!" God never actually gives Job an explanation for what has happened; he just lays down the "I am the shit, so I am unquestionable" doctrine that worshippers eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Job acquiesced at that point, being all, "Oh, I can't fathom the reasons you do things, so I'll stop trying". He never learned that his suffering was for the sake of a giant bet with an accuser angel about how a faith-science experiment (with Job as the guinea pig) would turn out... and maybe a few pages in a book that we would look upon as being remarkably telling for what an asshole God is, even to his best.
Sapheiorus At the very least God tried to make amends at the end. It's not like he just left him to die, he gave him all of his stuff back with interest. Yeah, he didn't get his family back, but he's practically guaranteed a spot at heaven whuch means he ended up reunited with his family at the end of it all. Plus, that was Old Testament God. New Testament God is practically a different being altogether and didn't pull nearly the amount of shit.
Master Markus humans were killing each other and doing stupid shit. So I can't really blame god for smacking some sense into them. Wasn't that called the Silent 500 or something. God just left for 500 years.
I don't know, that's not in the Bible. Also, I don't think "You're a bad person, so I'm going to kill everyone around you" is exactly reasonable or righteous, but that's Yahweh!
Also Satan wasn't originally God's enemy but an employee who hurt people on His behalf. He's one of those things that got retconned in the New Testament since God was such a genocidal asshole, they pretended there was a whole other supervillain to blame. It was more like God and one of his own thugs killed a servant's family because they got bored. Just not bored enough to explain themselves afterward.
Paige's mustard obsession fills me with unspeakable rage. I hate mustard to begin with, so seeing someone not even use it properly feels like a targeted insult towards me personally.
Holy fuck this is so fucking good. I remember listening this on thet podcast like "Oh they're playing this up for animation's sake." FUCK ME IT WAS WORTH IT.
it's actually even worse than described, because at his lowest, Job questions what he has done to deserve it all. Then God appears before him, and for like 120 verses is all "I'm so fucking great, consider all the shit I did! What have *you* done Job? 'xactly. So just shuddap and don't question me again." (Job: 38-42)
Awesome animation by Jordan, he did it. And thanks to Roddo, whomever he is, for asking a simple yet powerful question. Didn't Jobe also go on to win a Grammy for best song, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"?
I WISH, oh how I wish, that the Handler had an ounce of Paige's character and charisma. At least her face-stuffing with food would be hilarious "Hey Hadler I need to post... Wait, were you drinking from a bottle of Heinz ketchup right now? Is that mustard on that plate AND NOTHING ELSE?"
Wow I was hoping you would do this after hearing the story in one of the latest podcasts and man you knocked it out of the park. Holy shit, great work!
The thing of it is, it's actually Matt who's the most right here. The Book of Job is one of the most clearly edited books in the Bible. You can clearly see where story was attached to what was otherwise poetry. The original book of Job just begins with a cold open of a man suffering, and a cold close of God showing Job the Leviathan, reminding Job and humanity, "You really don't matter to me; deal with it."
I remember hearing a version growing up where he got his old family back, but then as I grew older I was told that it was an entirely new family. There are some people who are just really comfortable with whole people being replaced so long as God does it and tells you that they're the family 2.0 model.
Rofl having the MonHun characters replacing Paige and Elmo while Pat says "new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids" is fucking amazing, bravo
God corrupted Job's save file in the patch and he just told him "start a new save" and threw a few high tier lootboxes his way.
Pip IV *snaps fingers* upgrade right
This is too strong.
@@PolarPhantomeven 6 years later it is strong
Bible Study with Woolie needs to have it's own segment on the podcast.
He brother would be proud.
"How hath god blighted pat?" Needs to be a section in the bible.
i would hapily attend the first darlington church of christ
It just needs to replace the podcast
I enjoyed the theology discussion while watching the Eyes of Heaven run, I wouldn't mind more (even though I'm not Christian). Also I know nothing about the Friends' personal lives, but I'm sure if Pat is married and has a cat, he loves his wife and cat more than any fictional character.
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
-Stephen King
Lol. Where can I read that one?
Jack Pride I heard it in Storm of the Century which is a TV miniseries that Stephen King wrote the screenplay for but isn't actually based off of any of his books. I don't know if that line is in any of his books or not.
Funnily enough, my library does have the screenplay chilling on the shelf right next to his novels, so you could probably find the screenplay in a library or bookstore that just assumed it was a novel and didn't bother to check.
Jack Pride It's called Storm Of The Century
Cheese4G Thanks for the info. Same @MysteriousJoJo
It's pretty good
Losing his home is one thing. Losing his family is another. But getting *Yamcha'd* ? That's too far, even by the devil's standards
Akira Toriyama more evil than the devil confirmed.
I mean... at least he’s super good at baseball... right?
Pat trading Paige and Elmo for his monster hunter "family" is almost too real.
Hypno-Thorax he needs a behelit sent to him
But he _hates_ The Handler. ...For some reason.
@muffinhunterX That's why it is only *almost*
ALMOST???
I fucking lost it when it got to that part
The pat-cuts to "Got it." are like, the best bit.
"Zangief"
Got it.
god tried to stop woolie by deleting his video
Devon Palmer
But woolie was like
"No God is great I love God" so God made sure his reupload would get more views
This one weird trick god doesnt want you to know
Unfortunately God is going to catch those hands once more
God demonized the video
nah that was the devil man. God protected Woolie.
I remember having an old bible with little captions and lessons for tweens and it said something along the lines of "The book of Job tackles the question of why bad things happen to good people." To which the answer appears to be God has a gambling problem and Satan is an enabler.
Fire and Thunder or our ancestors put us in this situation in the first place (see Adam and Eve) and we have the opportunity to get ourselves out, but until then it’s life wall comboing us until we keel over and reach paradise.
+Kevin Mairena Naw, I think his version makes more sense.
@@EndorphinSauce because of a snake? Bullshit, snakes are too stupid to talk and only want to curl up on a rock or under a baseboard. Why the bible gotta bully snakes huh? Snakes did nothing to you...except the venomous ones, they might have killed someone, but to be fair it was self defense, humans are really dangerous. They had no choice really.
@@EndorphinSauce babies who have brittle bone syndrome and die in birth, or a day later.
Who's that for?
@@EndorphinSauce What a great show of how much He cares about free will, to have the two biggest judgement of my life to be based on the actions of people I've never met. Truly a champion of self determination and choice.
So what you're saying is, Job is like a JRPG character building up his town and social links, only for all of it to be taken away in the second game. But it's fine though, he builds it up again so nothing was truly lost except everything he ever cared for.
Aboveup Except in a jrpg you fight god for letting it happen/causing it so it's good
He even got some bullshit diseases and shit but still pulled through. Just something the devs put in to make the veteran players feel like there is something different and more challenging than the last game.
I'm mostly thinking along terms of Suikoden having literally done this. You don't fight god much when you move on past Final Fantasy.
Aboveup i... Didn't notice that. Good eye
When you go from Peacewalker 100% base upgraded to MGSV
“I love all my children equally. I don’t care for Job.”
"I care enough about Job to replace his stuff. Fuck everyone who knew Job that died tho!"
Jensegaense
They at least got a free ticket to heaven... right?
Right????
@@ImmaLittlePip Pre-Jesus, they're all in Hell with the Virtuous Pagans.
Hey man. Sometimes you gotta stack those bodies until you can reach that new, better family in the sky.
N00BSYBORG Ayyyie it's you again :)
GRRRRRIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIITTTTTHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Seth foreal I am here now. Like a shitty, gremlin version of All Might.
N00BSYBORG
The hero we need...the hero we deserve. Hallowed be thy name.
You forgot to credit Griffith for that quote
Woolie vs God should be a substitution for Summer Bible School. All the same facts, none of the time wasted.
I probably would have not minded the pretense and bullshittery of Church folk if the preacher would have broken down the Bible like this. As it stands, my Church experience was essentially:
"Shut up, child. Don't question the Bible."
Old Black folks love them some Jesus, and really hate when someone pokes holes in biblical tales.
+Yakumo Yomi
Like any fanboy who gets mad when you talk about the flaws in their favorite thing.
Is that a thing?
he gets a new family *snaps fingers* upgrade right? *snaps fingers* upgrade?
carlos conde
Mmmmmmmmmm
Boop a da boop boop boop boop ba doop a doop boopa da boop what's new in the news?
"But... you ruined my save data..."
“But look at all dis end-game equipment ya got now!”
I'm a little bothered by how you guys missed the whole ending of Job where Job's neighbours are all taunting him being like "Oh, God must hate you which is why you're cursed!" (which goes on for WAY too fucking long) then Job is like "Oh my God, why do you do such horrible things, even to good people like me who always praised you!?" and God comes down and basically says "Fuck you, you ain't got shit on me." and goes on a rant about how great he is. Then at the very end he's basically just "Now that I got all that out, have some replacement shit" and Job lived for a long time after, the end.
Actually God specifically showed him, at the end, something that utterly shattered Job's own self-righteousness and pride in said righteousness...That he would have to fight a fucking LEVIATHAN to be able to get God on board without calming down the Self Righteousness. Job reasonably backs down, HARD, and because he still praised God, he got back everything tenfold
So Job bitched out of a Souls boss fight?
@@PixelatedFlu No, he wisely backed down from a Mountain sized beast when all he had was wounds (not even clothes on his back)
@@boxtank5288 the tyrant basically aimed a nuke at him and said "if you survive this the sure, ill totally take the L". Job was screwed so hard it was as if they already used a nuke on them and this one was just a victory lap
@@_Sage967_ I wouldn't call it tyranny, it was after a pretty lengthy discussion.
and that's not even mentioning jobs three friends that came up to him and was like "oh job what could you have possibly done, what atrocities have you committed for God to do this to you. he would never do this to you without you deserving this !!"
defiant decay Then his wife is all like just curse god.
Not to mention God gets angry at them for doing this. Like how dare they assume that a man who lost literally all his worldly possessions, servants and family in a single day through multiple concentrated calamities might have been someone who did something bad.
Fire and Thunder Well, yeah. The main point of the whole book is that misfortune in life doesn't mean that God's angry with you, and that you shouldn't automatically assume that somebody in a bad situation has done something wrong
fucking RATS for friends!
@@Zorpike Then they did a poor job at it, because it looks like God has a gambling problem. The church is incompetent.
Man Hearing Pat puppet Job with the animation is cracking me up
Switch Satan and God with any Greek gods and it just fits into Greek mythology so well that i'm surprised this wasn't stolen.
I wrote this same story in 6th grade except I replaced God and Satan with Thor and Loki. I got an A. My teacher was dumb.
Zeus v Hera let's go
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ 🙂
Donn Clueless Charade you are ?
how much you wanna bet those stories are drawing from the same source? because that's generally how it goes.
"that plague shit"
*Pat shows one of my favourite art pieces from Plague*
WELL EXCUSE ME, well done sir, I say well done.
Frame Perfect Intro
Ian Moller You fucking scumbag, that’s a *great* comment.
Anyone know where the music is from?
I wanna see abridged bible stories by Woolie being a regular scheduled thing
That zoom in in Job at the end is such comedy gold I can’t even find the words. amazing work Wetly. You too Mothman
Job: I've made a huge mistake.
It’s fine though.
This is the story of a dead family and the one son who had no other choice but to accept his life with a new one. It's Job's Arrested Development.
I love Jordan's animations so much >_
Karate Pistol Fist I love u so much
I absolutely love these! The animation makes then even funnier than they were on stream.
Job: The original Jobber.
God these are the fucking best!
Woolie VS God: Lucky Job 2: The Runback
Love that idea board, by the way.
Little did we know Job was the first JoJo his stand is [Family Tree] which let's him always get a new family
As a former Sunday School kid myself this story always stuck out in my mind. And I'm clearly not alone Woolie did his version here & I remember South Park did their own version.
So, basically... "let's start making another one."
I need more old testament stories in my life. Fuck how did people read this and go: "This seems reasonable"?
I think my favorite Best Friends Lore involves Woolie reluctantly telling Biblical stories, then gradually getting hype about it as he continues. it touches a special place in my backsliding christian heart.
I love these "Woolie vs God" so much. It's the best. I wish we got more of these more often.
"The Plague shit"
I died when he pulled out the picture lol. That is one plague I would looooove to have!
"Eeeeh"
0:58 kono godo powah
STAND MASTER: Job
STAND NAME: Revelation
A in Generosity? what a loser,couldn't even defeat Heaven Ascension DIO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLIE
Feel the powah of GODO HANDO!!
STAND NAME: *[ LOSING MY RELIGION ]*
Job did remain faithful to God, but he challenged God to answer for what was happening to him. In fact, he had been praying for death and lamenting his fate with a set of friends as witnesses, who stated that he must have done something wrong to have God punish him like this. When God responded to Job's questioning, God just pulled rank and said, "Bitch, do you think you KNOW better than me? I am the one who created everything!"
God never actually gives Job an explanation for what has happened; he just lays down the "I am the shit, so I am unquestionable" doctrine that worshippers eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Job acquiesced at that point, being all, "Oh, I can't fathom the reasons you do things, so I'll stop trying". He never learned that his suffering was for the sake of a giant bet with an accuser angel about how a faith-science experiment (with Job as the guinea pig) would turn out... and maybe a few pages in a book that we would look upon as being remarkably telling for what an asshole God is, even to his best.
Sapheiorus
At the very least God tried to make amends at the end. It's not like he just left him to die, he gave him all of his stuff back with interest. Yeah, he didn't get his family back, but he's practically guaranteed a spot at heaven whuch means he ended up reunited with his family at the end of it all.
Plus, that was Old Testament God. New Testament God is practically a different being altogether and didn't pull nearly the amount of shit.
Master Markus humans were killing each other and doing stupid shit. So I can't really blame god for smacking some sense into them.
Wasn't that called the Silent 500 or something. God just left for 500 years.
it's true, i eat that shit up. i love it. it's the best.
I don't know, that's not in the Bible.
Also, I don't think "You're a bad person, so I'm going to kill everyone around you" is exactly reasonable or righteous, but that's Yahweh!
Also Satan wasn't originally God's enemy but an employee who hurt people on His behalf. He's one of those things that got retconned in the New Testament since God was such a genocidal asshole, they pretended there was a whole other supervillain to blame.
It was more like God and one of his own thugs killed a servant's family because they got bored. Just not bored enough to explain themselves afterward.
I think the best part about this animation is Job being a puppet, easily used and shared between the crew.
I love how PAt is the one doing the devil's work with every "Got it."
Yeah pat WOULD ditch paige and elmo for MonHun
HA, if he was _an idiot!_
Oh, wait...
@3:13 I appreciate the half slipped off sock on Paige, but her truer form would have had her god-awful white boots.
Luckee Strikee and unmentionable amounts of mustard
Paige's mustard obsession fills me with unspeakable rage. I hate mustard to begin with, so seeing someone not even use it properly feels like a targeted insult towards me personally.
*THIS. MORE OF THIS.*
I forgot this series existed. Goddamn do I love that intro
3:13 Elmo, no. Don't flip off Pat.
*_"NOT THE MAMMA!"_*
yeah why do that when you can SHIT IN HIS TUB
Man, I'm really glad I don't have to worry about any of that stuff. The god stuff I mean.
Job in the Yamcha pose is fucking amazing.
“The Plauge shit” with the goddamn picture from Bludémon fucking killed me. Well done Mr. Welty.
Just came back to this after watching Good Omens season 2's interpretation of Job. "I have a permit."
I love Pat being Devil's Little Helper.
Pat may replace Paige, but he could never replace Elmo.
thats clearly new mon hun elmo, not replaced, simply upgraded
Zero bones Thanks Pope
"Cancel Scalebound" in the board on the back.
Fuck , man. Too soon.
"I signed Job, he's the best god-praiser in the business. But I SIGNED him.... to make an EXAMPLE of him!"
Pat as Satan's little helper is an amazing character that needs to show up in more blaminations.
Idea board:
"Maybe"
Cancel Scalebound
ouch
Edit: Later on there's also a Scalebound tombstone in the graveyard xD
Job in the Yamcha death pose killed me 💀
Holy fuck this is so fucking good. I remember listening this on thet podcast like "Oh they're playing this up for animation's sake." FUCK ME IT WAS WORTH IT.
I would pay for a Woolie Reads: The Bible podcast or similar service. Cause godamn is it the best thing to listen too
The 2 parts I love the most is Pat going "Got it" and he changes his surrondings
Then Pat says the moral of the story and Woolz goes "EEhhhhh" haha
Man, I love those animations, you're great at adding some visual flair to their conversations
it's actually even worse than described, because at his lowest, Job questions what he has done to deserve it all. Then God appears before him, and for like 120 verses is all "I'm so fucking great, consider all the shit I did! What have *you* done Job? 'xactly. So just shuddap and don't question me again." (Job: 38-42)
Pat eating his own ear wax at 3:00 had me cackling for some reason.
it's b/c he draws power from its BITTERNESS
Idk if watching this makes the pain go away or makes it worse. Either or i'll miss discussions like these😢😢😢
These are on par if not BETTER than the Ricky Gervais podcast animations. Please keep up the great work!
The 'ol spicy keychain is fucking hilarious. God bless you Mr. Welty.
And that's why no parent names their kid Job anymore. No one wants to run the risk of a repeat scenario. How many Jobs do you know?
1:04 he a great guy who has a giant
heart.
Awesome animation by Jordan, he did it. And thanks to Roddo, whomever he is, for asking a simple yet powerful question. Didn't Jobe also go on to win a Grammy for best song, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"?
I lost it at the Plague shit!!
This seriously needs to be its own series! Holy shit this is gold!
Pat being the Devil's assistant is awesome
re-up loaded cuz intro was messed up lol
Nothing more real than being a mortal used as the subject for a get between two eternal warring gods
0:18 Genesis was all right, but the Bible really takes off once the hebrews get to the Earth Kingdom.
Part 1. Cursed Blood
Part 2. Exodus: Battle Tendency
@@phantomspaceman judges would be Battle tendency, that's when they go to claim the land
@@bellial974Judges, with a new character every episode with a special power? That's totally Stardust Crusaders. Sampson is Star Platinum.
This are the best, the animation is amazing. Jordan good fucking job
Kry Edge Thanks my dude!
these just get better and better
The board is hilarious. Especially the no Pat! in response to the previous point.
Droopy page is also good. The eyes and the sock really do it.
There are so many SBF lore eastereggs in ever frame of this you could probably build a UA-cam channel based on analysing these
Man I'll never get tired of that intro. You've got the hypest intro on youtube no doubt.
Holy shit is that Mae from Night in the Woods among the graffiti at 0:32
I WISH, oh how I wish, that the Handler had an ounce of Paige's character and charisma. At least her face-stuffing with food would be hilarious "Hey Hadler I need to post... Wait, were you drinking from a bottle of Heinz ketchup right now? Is that mustard on that plate AND NOTHING ELSE?"
The Handler would totally be one of those anime girls that puts mayonnaise on literally everything and that's 30% of their character traits.
This would have to be one of my most favorite random series to come from these guys, keep it up guys!!!
Wow I was hoping you would do this after hearing the story in one of the latest podcasts and man you knocked it out of the park. Holy shit, great work!
"Oh lord, how couldst thou giveth thine own prophet the spicy keychain?"
I love of the little references in these animations, sock puppet Job and the yamcha death pose killed me
This is hands down some of the best shit on UA-cam.
If Church was taught by Woolie I might actually go.
Cherti Kinamoto only if there’s wrestling involved
The thing of it is, it's actually Matt who's the most right here. The Book of Job is one of the most clearly edited books in the Bible. You can clearly see where story was attached to what was otherwise poetry. The original book of Job just begins with a cold open of a man suffering, and a cold close of God showing Job the Leviathan, reminding Job and humanity, "You really don't matter to me; deal with it."
This animation style and the facial expressions reminds me of Home Movies.
Pat as Satan's operative is very fitting for some reason...
These stuff are criminally underrated.
3:09 Paige watch out. Woolie is dipping into Pat's mind.
"new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids"
oohh peach is going berserk on that
Boy there's a lot of side-gags in this animation! Excellent!
I love these so fucking much.
0:27 I see that Mae.
To be fair all of Job's pals and family went to heaven since he got dat direct line to God so it was all gucci
Jacob we all know tha is bulllllll
it all works out i guess
I mean they're dead and all, but God probably explained that they all died because of a bet when they got to heaven lmao
I remember hearing a version growing up where he got his old family back, but then as I grew older I was told that it was an entirely new family. There are some people who are just really comfortable with whole people being replaced so long as God does it and tells you that they're the family 2.0 model.
Rofl having the MonHun characters replacing Paige and Elmo while Pat says "new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids" is fucking amazing, bravo
Jesus these videos are the best shit ever, please keep them coming.