My favorite thing about Woolie's history with Super Best Friends is hearing them make up all this fake lore about him before he became a full-time member and then later finding out that the real lore is far more ridiculous.
@@diegomedina9637The funniest part about Woolie Killing A Guy is that there are *two* different contexts. There's obviously the football story, but there's ALSO the story about this guy in his friend group who's a piece of shit so he called him out on Facebook and tagged LITERALLY every single person on his friend's list so everyone could see it. That person more or less disappeared from the internet after
I imagine this scenario where Woolie lands in some country he has never been before and as soon as he steps off the plane everyone has rainbow dreads and looks exactly like him.
+Commander_Ninja If enough people pool their money to buy the thing on the Zaibatsu's Amazon Wishlist link on their Twitch page Neo-Madden Town could be real
There are fucking secret relatives, branch families, murder plots. Woolie's family sounds like a japanese anime subplot. Next we're going to learn that he has bloodline traits and can use the Sharingan or some shit.
+Edgy Armando Woolie already has a bloodline technique he can summon openings to...The Woolie Hole. A disgusting, salty, swamp-like dimension where short haired girls a forced to wear only green clothes, only he can pick boss characters, and he becomes untouchable while hiding under a pile of coats.... The only redeeming part of The Woolie Hole is that liars, thieves, and, David Cages are endlessly flogged with giant dreads (made of shit) while being told "Death is the only true freedom!"
+Edgy Armando I forget where but there was a story in the news or something recently I just glanced over that said a man, that happens to be black, in a story similar to this one but happening now and has been going on for generations. I think madden-town has continued to this day. I'm going to have to find it to be sure. If I can't sorry for bringing this up comment readers.
+Edgy Armando And how some of the main family now resides on the moon,fighting with the branch family over whether or not they should attack earth and steal all their pies.
dsalucas Unfortunately, I agree. Most of his girls look like inflated balloon versions of themselves, and with freckles all over. Not to mention the borderline unbearable, cringy dialogue. Still, he makes some dank-ass ahegaos.
The Best Friends Crusaders must set forth on a bizarre adventure to Jamaica to defeat Woolie's evil grandfather, MADDEN, and bring honor to the Madden bloodline.
lol we've all had the "could i take my dad in a fight?" moment, though mines a 3rd degree black belt in jujitsu i'd need to study the dark hadou in order to defeat him even at his current old age >__>;
There's a movie or TV series here, I can feel it. In the grand scheme of the world, this probably isn't unusual or that crazy, but to hear it like this makes it sound like daytime TV, soap opera level insane plot bullshit.
my dad would destroy me in a fight. But the matchup isnt free. He's so old and busted its probably like 6-4. In the end however, his frame data is much better than mine
Every time this comes back up into my recommended I always imagine Woolie at home and someone knocks, for woolie to open it and find a man his age and height with a blue jacket and his dreadlocks slicked back on his head. Then I remember that woolie doesn't need a Vergil because he already exists and plays videogames with MaximillianDood.
Due to how convoluted this is it makes me worried that literally anyone watching could be distantly related to Woolie. I’m worried myself due to my liking of fighting games and short haired girls.
Quick; are you black, do like green and do you have an affinity for burglering fruit-filled confections? If you answer yes to all three then I either have the best news or the worst.
Chio Chan Genocide I'm 100 % Danish, and I feel like my relations must be related to Woolie. (Well, two of my second cousins are from other countries.) ~ TDG
Oh my god this is like the book 100 Years of Solitude. A man finds and names a village, generations of his family live there, and incest becomes a problem. Didn't know Woolie was a literary character.
I appreciate all the comments saying Woolie is Jojo and he has to defeat Grandpa Dio, but let's not pretend that he wouldn't renounce his humanity and become his grandad's powerslave at the first possible moment.
Woocci But you know that his negative characteristics (his need to thieve) will take over in the end. He'd steal [The World] and timestop for infinite Daigo Rage. Daigo would be his Jotaro.
The Phantom Madden, Attack of the Maddens, Revenge of the Madden, A New Madden, The Madden Strikes Back Return of the Madden, The Madden Awakens.... Use the Madden Uze It stretch out by your Maddens and remember the Madden will be with you always...
Sitcom where a legally-distinct Canadian let’s player finds out he’s inherited the remnants of a Jamaican town his ancestors owned and he pulls up stakes along with his white friends to go run their operation from down there, leading to an endlessly entertaining culture clash with the Wacky Locals
HOLY FUCK, HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?!?! *I DIDN'T KNOW MADDENTOWN WAS,* LIKE, *A REAL PLACE* AND HIS GENEALOGY WAS SO SKETCHY TO DESCRIBE, I thought the location was just a meme from something and...WOW, this is great. 😃😆
half way through this story, I was expecting Woolie to find out its been his families linage to fight Dracula.....but somewhere along the line they got bored of it and fucked off XD
if I had a nickel for every time Pat brought up the idea of Woolie having Hitler genes I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Haven't heard this clip in years, and it's STILL hilarious! I love the end where Woolie calms down and says, "this is going on next week's podcast!" I can perfectly picture his face when he said that.
I can just see it now, Woolie walking down a set of stairs in Maddentown with a Harem of chicks on either side and then you hear the cry go out, "WHO'S THE MASTA?"
My favorite thing about Woolie's history with Super Best Friends is hearing them make up all this fake lore about him before he became a full-time member and then later finding out that the real lore is far more ridiculous.
Woolie has become purified anime.
Exept the part where he killed a guy. That shit is real.
@@diegomedina9637The funniest part about Woolie Killing A Guy is that there are *two* different contexts. There's obviously the football story, but there's ALSO the story about this guy in his friend group who's a piece of shit so he called him out on Facebook and tagged LITERALLY every single person on his friend's list so everyone could see it. That person more or less disappeared from the internet after
@@CheezVTI can't even find the post anymore.
@@NamesSmeg ua-cam.com/video/lqPgJktJqdQ/v-deo.html
There ya go buddy
Somewhere in the deep depths of Woolie's family tree there's a hidden note scribbled out that says "Woolie is Marika"
Woolie's a fucking Game of Thrones character.
He's a JoJo character.
RadicalMongoose He's a Game of Jojo character.
I wonder what Tyrion Lannister's Stand would be?
+Mr. Creazil Cheap Trick. Except it doesn't kill you.
Mr. Creazil So your saying he's of the Zeppli bloodline? What chapter does he die for Matt and Patt?
RadicalMongoose I don't know, but if I learned anything from horror movies he'll die first.
I imagine this scenario where Woolie lands in some country he has never been before and as soon as he steps off the plane everyone has rainbow dreads and looks exactly like him.
even the women
KingHalbatorix *especially* the women
And the newborns. Like straight from the womb they have rainbow dreads, piercings, and adult Woolie’s face
Isekai woolie
And the drums from Predator start playing.
I like to call this chapter "Madden: BLOODLINES"
I want Woolie to return to the homeland and start Neo-Maddentown.
+Commander_Ninja If enough people pool their money to buy the thing on the Zaibatsu's Amazon Wishlist link on their Twitch page Neo-Madden Town could be real
+Commander_Ninja Woolie is the next Big Boss.
+Enigma14 Outer Madden
+Enigma14 No But He will be my Benefactor Kaz
The original Maddentown was Proto-Neo-Maddentown.
I'm just waiting for Woolie to reveal he's got a great great uncle or something with the last name Joestar.
YOU EXPECTED A MADDEN BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
+Kalnafein KONO DIO DA
OH MY GOD!
Somewhere along that fucking family tree, a Joestar got the black fever.
His family tree is even crazier than the joestar one
I swear they don't even need to create lore for woolie.
What is this incestual Jamaican secret wars shit?
luedog4life m
There are fucking secret relatives, branch families, murder plots.
Woolie's family sounds like a japanese anime subplot.
Next we're going to learn that he has bloodline traits and can use the Sharingan or some shit.
+Edgy Armando
Woolie already has a bloodline technique he can summon openings to...The Woolie Hole.
A disgusting, salty, swamp-like dimension where short haired girls a forced to wear only green clothes, only he can pick boss characters, and he becomes untouchable while hiding under a pile of coats....
The only redeeming part of The Woolie Hole is that liars, thieves, and, David Cages are endlessly flogged with giant dreads (made of shit) while being told "Death is the only true freedom!"
+Edgy Armando I forget where but there was a story in the news or something recently I just glanced over that said a man, that happens to be black, in a story similar to this one but happening now and has been going on for generations. I think madden-town has continued to this day. I'm going to have to find it to be sure. If I can't sorry for bringing this up comment readers.
+TheNecrotimer that sounds like a Stand to me. The Woolie Hole
+Edgy Armando And how some of the main family now resides on the moon,fighting with the branch family over whether or not they should attack earth and steal all their pies.
+Edgy Armando OH SHIT NO my Fanfiction has Come true!
I want Woolie to find an old photo of an ancestor and he's holding a piece of eden.
No its just DIO
Or a golden pie
His dreads are pieces of Eden.
Woolie's Maddentown lore is so strong that you can contact Koei-Tecmo and build an entire Maddentown Warriors game around it.
Dude, DUDE, my soul cant take that. Hype is too real. xD
if only.
Lol Woo Boo
it'll be like Tekken's lore of the Maddentown Zaibatsu or crazy shit
Go, Woolie. Rebuild MaddenBase.
+Hy- chan LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE!!
Nice shad picc bruv
dsalucas Unfortunately, I agree. Most of his girls look like inflated balloon versions of themselves, and with freckles all over. Not to mention the borderline unbearable, cringy dialogue.
Still, he makes some dank-ass ahegaos.
+Hy- chan what's ahegaos?
Lamurakk Google is always there for ya.
"So your girfriend's... Fine?"
"Yes, yes!
...ALTHOUGH"
"WhoOooOooOoOaAaA"
Pat's horrified "What" is the best part of this.
When he mentioned the daughter, I thought "I don't like where this is going".
AND IT WENT WHERE I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
I just realized, Woolie's grandfather is fucking Diavolo.
+Salvatration Halex So that means that Woolie is Trish. Does that mean that Liam is Mista, Matt is Bruno and Pat is Narancia?
Salsa King I'd say Pat is more Fugo, but otherwise you're dead on.
So he makes time collapse and continually falls into the Woolie hole?
Woolie made it softer
I also might have literally been fucking Diavolo.
This story is pure Maddenness.
Nice.
+RobertIveanuke fuck you i hate you marry me
+TheTwistingmtd Sorry, but he's secretly your cousin. Don't let that stop you though.
Ikechi Ogbuagu OHHHH NOOOO
Woolies Bizarre Adventure
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Maddentown
Which madden is the one with the dumb hat
My god! We could all be Woolies family!! AM I A WOOLIE????
We're all woolie hole spawn
SotheX "We're all pre-order babies" -Matt (Fallout4 episode)
Look in the mirror, do you have rainbow dreads and piercings, it’s the only way to know if you truly are one with Woolie
Everything is lies! EVERYTHING IS LIES!
Old_Moonlight Wait what
You can't just drop something like that and not give more info lol
8:34 You can tell Liam was relieved that no one got his joke
".. then Woolie looks at his hand and starts fading away" Hahahah!!
His Grandpa is Jamaican DIO of the House of Madden. I want a JoJo arc with Woolie throwing down with DIO Madden!
The Best Friends Crusaders must set forth on a bizarre adventure to Jamaica to defeat Woolie's evil grandfather, MADDEN, and bring honor to the Madden bloodline.
Madden, Father of the Abyss.
did you mean: _Brennan_ _Williams_ ?
Oh boy do I have news for you
Oh my fucking god
this is literally a like the lineage of a joestar
It's more like Game of Thrones than Jojo
Most people have family stories like this, if you're willing to dig it up. It's just hard to do it.
This was the highlight of the entire podcast.
This was a highlight of the entirety of the lore
Highlight of their careers
+BrazilianBasher dreams do come true in rustlemania
this was the highlight of super best friends period
It truly was.
Rhalmarius still is
lol we've all had the "could i take my dad in a fight?" moment, though mines a 3rd degree black belt in jujitsu i'd need to study the dark hadou in order to defeat him even at his current old age >__>;
Use a gun
everyone needs to sleep sometimes....
No but then his dad wins by shame - because he needed to use a gun to defeat him.
ColeVecsion My Dad has been a lumberjack for 30 years. And he's 2 meters. That ain't happening.
~ TDG
Forget it, Matt. It's Maddentown.
Underrated comment.
Jack PoppyBro Dat "Chinatown" reference!
Sounds like a shitty EA online community for football
I think literally every single thing Matt said in this segment was a fucking meme
There's a movie or TV series here, I can feel it. In the grand scheme of the world, this probably isn't unusual or that crazy, but to hear it like this makes it sound like daytime TV, soap opera level insane plot bullshit.
my dad would destroy me in a fight. But the matchup isnt free. He's so old and busted its probably like 6-4. In the end however, his frame data is much better than mine
you need to learn some tech
Everyone in Jamaica is basically Woolies third cousin X-removed at this point.
Man, Maddentown is where it's at. The true Woolie Hole starts there.
Game of Jamaican Jojo.
But seriously Next thing you know Woolie is summoning his Grandfather's spirit with voodoo magic.
Phantom Grandpa Madden has invaded
Madden's bizarre adventure: moonshine crusaders
Davian Jericho he don't know whatcha messin' wit
"maddens attract other maddens"
What a beautiful Mǎ dēng zhèn
"cause he was a templar" HAHAHAHA
Templar from?
@@Delivery-Witch-Express Assassin’s Creed, if you’re asking what the reference is.
Every time this comes back up into my recommended I always imagine Woolie at home and someone knocks, for woolie to open it and find a man his age and height with a blue jacket and his dreadlocks slicked back on his head.
Then I remember that woolie doesn't need a Vergil because he already exists and plays videogames with MaximillianDood.
Hahaha
Woolie's family drama is basically Empire, or Game of Thrones but with much less murder and just as much sleeping around done by only one person.
4 years old comment but... the fact that it's LESS and not NO murder...
Can we talk about how pats dad can perform the Dempsey Roll on his son.
Madden Town is basically Mother Base, people get futon'd there all the time
godzillakiller1 ain't a futon one of those bed couches
@@SpectralSlugger It is indeed a couch bed thing.
Random Jamaicans and Canadians get fultoned to Madden Town.
Theory: Castle Super Beast is actually the first step/fortress in Woolie's plan to recreate Madden Town.
Woolie's grandfather is actually a vampire who had killed his great uncle and attached his head to the great uncle's body.
you were expecting woolie. But it was me WIO
I feel like there could be a great anime opmade based off of Woolie's hunt for his bloodline.
*op made
8:48 "You almost fooled me, idiot!"
Underrated line.
🎵One people! One family! God bless this nation!"🎵
...
🎵I'm comin' baaaack!🎵
Due to how convoluted this is it makes me worried that literally anyone watching could be distantly related to Woolie. I’m worried myself due to my liking of fighting games and short haired girls.
jesus woolie i bet your grandfather was like all according "kekkaku"
7 years later I still love listening back to this amazing podcast
Omg lol same😂
Stories like this are why I play Crusader Kings 2.
Hey there, Itachi.
Madden town, founded on the rock solid principle of a good hustle.
I like how the grandfather that harbored all these kids and got poisoned straight up turned the Maddens into the Mishimas.
Even Woolie's dad cannot flee from the emmisaries of Madden town
To this day since this came out I still come back to hear this story fckn best podcast ever
This is probably one of my favorite Woolie stories.
It's definitely one of mine
i have listen to this story about 20 times, it amazes me that madden town is not a country yet, some kind of outer heaven
“He came back”
-Liam on woolie’s long dead relative
The Ankh of Eden was used to resurrect him
I just imagine they all look like Hulk, Blanka, Cyrax and Necalli. May all at once.
I lost my shit at Liam saying he came back
This is literally Genealogy of the Holy War: Woolie Edition.
One of the best moments in SBFP history, hands down.
Woolie finding Madden town would be like John Malkovitch going into his own mind.
Kristof B
Being Woolie Madden
I'm scared shitless....Cause I too am a Madden ;o
Quick; are you black, do like green and do you have an affinity for burglering fruit-filled confections? If you answer yes to all three then I either have the best news or the worst.
Oh....My....God.....Uncle Woolie owes a brutha some birthday money
Jesus Christ, I'm half asian and I'm starting to feel I might be related to Woolie
Chio Chan Genocide I'm 100 % Danish, and I feel like my relations must be related to Woolie. (Well, two of my second cousins are from other countries.)
~ TDG
Just imagining a town filled with woolies extended family wearing Warriors vests
All with a Reboot brand
They're all wearing the Naruto vests with the Reboot logo on it.
Oh my god this is like the book 100 Years of Solitude. A man finds and names a village, generations of his family live there, and incest becomes a problem. Didn't know Woolie was a literary character.
😧
Madden Town...Big Boss’s dream...
Holy shit, Woolie's grandfather is like a cross between Joseph Jostar and Abraham from the old testement!
Those "servants" in Madden town in Jamaica were probably slaves...
Oh there no probably about it given what Woolie learnt about the Madden clan
Woolie's family is the troubles Halo's Prophet race went through when they left their planet.
Why can I relate to the "I could take him" thing so much
because I think every guy has thought it at one point
I appreciate all the comments saying Woolie is Jojo and he has to defeat Grandpa Dio, but let's not pretend that he wouldn't renounce his humanity and become his grandad's powerslave at the first possible moment.
Jason
Vanilla Woolie
Woocci
But you know that his negative characteristics (his need to thieve) will take over in the end. He'd steal [The World] and timestop for infinite Daigo Rage.
Daigo would be his Jotaro.
Why are black family tree is always so convoluted. Mine isn’t as crazy but, it’s pretty out there as well lol.
The Phantom Madden, Attack of the Maddens, Revenge of the Madden, A New Madden, The Madden Strikes Back Return of the Madden, The Madden Awakens.... Use the Madden Uze It stretch out by your Maddens and remember the Madden will be with you always...
Josiah MysticZohan P Rogue Madden
Madden a Woolie Story
Lego madden
Soul of the blood of the madden dragon
The Madden Poneglyphs chain together to revel the secret to the Maddentown Century
Plot twist, Brennan Williams is Woolie's half brother
Brennan using Madden as his wrestling name is step one in reclaiming his stolen heritage
I honest to fuck want Woolie to drop a book about this one day.
Sitcom where a legally-distinct Canadian let’s player finds out he’s inherited the remnants of a Jamaican town his ancestors owned and he pulls up stakes along with his white friends to go run their operation from down there, leading to an endlessly entertaining culture clash with the Wacky Locals
In short every jamaican ever is partially a woolie relative
HOLY FUCK, HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?!?! *I DIDN'T KNOW MADDENTOWN WAS,* LIKE, *A REAL PLACE* AND HIS GENEALOGY WAS SO SKETCHY TO DESCRIBE, I thought the location was just a meme from something and...WOW, this is great. 😃😆
They should have named their office maddentown
I miss them so much 😭 but I'm just glad we had them while we did and we can go back at any time and watch all the good moments 😢
Turns out The Woolie Hole was inside of us all along.
I have to listen to this AT LEAST once a month
Woolie: Origins
so manys ball exposed on stream
+Jack of All Vamps More than can be counted.
Next generation up, there’s DIO
Woolie: Into the Madden-verse
Just going through good times.
Sounds like my family, the only difference is that a clan war happened and lots of murdering had been committed.
Thank you for saving this for future generations.
RIP, we will miss the old days.
Someone needs to animate this
half way through this story, I was expecting Woolie to find out its been his families linage to fight Dracula.....but somewhere along the line they got bored of it and fucked off XD
if I had a nickel for every time Pat brought up the idea of Woolie having Hitler genes I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Christ I'm going too deep into the Woolie Hole
Haven't heard this clip in years, and it's STILL hilarious!
I love the end where Woolie calms down and says, "this is going on next week's podcast!"
I can perfectly picture his face when he said that.
I think I speak for a good number of people when I say Woolie's family history needs to be an anime. We need Maddentown.
Lol being Jamaican I know this type of story all too well
Maddentown
The Sequel to Roots XD
I'm down
HTSenpai9000 *YO NAME IS MADDEN!*
Woolie kente
Woolie Days
100 years of Woolietude.
God this shit still slaps
I can just see it now, Woolie walking down a set of stairs in Maddentown with a Harem of chicks on either side and then you hear the cry go out, "WHO'S THE MASTA?"
this is movie worthy
House Madden, their sigil is a pie on a green field, and their words are “When’s Mahvel?”