Pat's Crazy Talk Compilation - Best Friends Play
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- No Pat, that's wrong! One man's struggle against a stand that refuses to be contained.
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Jojo style Pat and Crazy Talk sketch by Mortificant: / a_sketch_of_pat_and_hi... I just added colour and PIZZAZZ.
Super Best Friends Play: / @superbestfriendsplay
Music: Crazy Talk - Chilliwack, Little Lies- Fleetwood Mac, Sound of Lies - The Jayhawks, Jive Talking - Bee Gees, Talk Talk - Talk Talk
Here's the timeline pic for all you who like to see them: i.imgur.com/2m...
It dawns on me that Pat probably inherited Crazy Talk from his father. His mother didn't want to name him Patrick because she was afraid people would call him Pat, and she didn't like that.
His response? "Nobody's going to call him Pat. Don't worry."
Crazy Talk Activate. The Destiny of the Blood
This is Canon
Now that we have The Sequel to Pat, what will the future hold when his spawn awakens to the power of Crazy Talk? Hey Pat, maybe don't teach that kind how to speak. :P
Actually, I don't think Pat got his stand from his father. I think his dad had his own stand named "Little Lies".
"... every time? it happens to me every time I speak?" holy shit my sides
[CRAZY TALK] has no weakness
[CRAZY TALK] Activated!
[CRAZY TALK] has one weakness
『CRAZY TALK』 has an obscene amount of weaknesses!
『CRAZY TALK』 Activated!
『CRAZY TALK』 now has 0-2 weaknesses!
FutBoy281
Crazy Talk used to activate according to Pat's will but then at the tender age of 4 he said, "man oh man, with crazy talk I'm unstoppable"
Then crazy talk stunted his growth.
Crzay Talk's greatest weakness is itself
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Unless you're Pat. Then it's immediate.
"Lunatic Lies"
Goddamnit fan subs
Official translation, actually. Gotta avoid them copyrights.
CHEW
TheRhythym yea the fansub is Psycho Speech
Psycho speech sounds WAY better than lunatic lies
Honestly, that sounds even better to me.
pat used crazy talk to make nintendo announce two metroid games
A real american hero
Woo wee how this statement has aged, bet it was the beginning of crazy talk requiem, activated so hard that they announced the games, just to promptly make them disappear.
@@joescannoli7660 he probably said "My faith in nintendo is restored" offscreen and this is the timeline we got crazy talked into
And now Metroid Dread
If it doesn’t just fade away like Metroid Prime 4 did.
2:20 "Do you see how much you guys can't stop me right now?" *CRAZY TALK* (Instantly takes damage due to a completely fucking random glitch) This power...it's incredible...
jagchan pat's wrongness is reality warping. he LITERALLY has a stand. like, there's uncanny coincidence, then there's out-and-out super-fucking-natural.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Meh found the person who hasn't read jojo, no you can't. you can be born with a stand or aquire one through special means, but it's not a technique you can learn. there are stand-based techniques, like stand jumps to allow gliding, but you have to have the stand first.
Found the person who hasn't read star wars.
You forget that Pat is friends with our universe's version of Pucci, who will most assuredly steal his stand disc at some point.
My favorite "weaponization" use was on a podcast episode where Woolie tried to say something about the kangaroo from tekken getting banned in austraila, but he was wrong, because Pat used his Requiem form to steal the correctness from Woolie so that he could be correct about Melee players being pissbabies
dreziv which podcast was that?
oh hey Drez
Crazy Talk has already touched that Kangaroo
We all only exist because Pat was absolutely sure he was alone in the universe one day, and Crazy Talk brought us all to life.
The best bit is that [Crazy Talk] is instantaneous, you don't have to wait for Pat's bullshit to backhand him.
I didn't realize it was THIS bad.
If you watch Pat's Sonic 1 and Sonic 2 streams, Crazy Talk never leaves.
Pat is wrong very often.
Durability is a D?? You give Pat "I am literally full of shit/gout" Boivin too much credit.
HeroesNoMore GOUGI GOUT
I think Crazy Talk is getting more powerful and is affecting anyone who knows about it. I legit had a moment where it’s as if the universe told me “No you’re wrong”
The fact you used a scene form Chrono Trigger, one of their oldest LPs makes this so much greater
Shadic4101 that comment just reminded me how long I've been watching the best friends. Has it really been that long?
I think Chrono Trigger was their 3rd LP. Somewhere near that number
Chrono Trigger makes everything better
The first manifestation of Crazy Talk
my favorite part of this is how the katakana at the start is literally crazy talk (kureijī tōku) but it has a localized name to dodge a license/copyright that doesn't exist
I love when in the DMC 5 lp pat bet 20 dollars that woolie could not max act the air taunt which woolie then preceded to do
I love how detailed and real this actually is. There's no disputing it, Pat actually has a stand irl.
God I love [ CRAZY TALK ] it just makes me think about what a fight with that Stand would be like in an actual Jojo part.
I imagine it would be this fucked up rollercoaster fight where Pats confidence in himself determines how the fight goes at that moment. *"Ha! I have you now!"* yells the protagonist as they go for the finishing blow! *"Fuck me! I'm dead!"* Pat cries, fecal matter shooting out of his pant leg. In that moment the protagonist finds himself beating at unbreakable defense as [ CRAZY TALK ] activates and changes the world. *"Wait! No. Nevermind! I guess I'M INVINCIBLE!"* Pat proclaims as he stands proud after seeing his incredible Stand defend him, not realizing his words have activated his Stand again and made him the weakest creature in the world. Rinse and repeat.
I kind of imagine it would just end up as an argument where the protagonist just gets irritated. "Are you strong or not?! Stop this shit!"
I am SO glad you included 2:14 from Sonic 3 and Knuckles. To me that was the BIGGEST proof. WHAT EVEN HIT HIM?!
Here it is, Pat IS the proof that Stands really exist.
The fact this video isn't hours and hours long is completely underselling how powerful Crazy Talk is.
Literally every time he speaks
Coming back to this after years. I swear pats internalized the "never believe in yourself and your unstoppable" part of crazy talk. Sure he'll sometimes throw out his usual wrongness but is it truly to the same level anymore
The fact that the song Crazy Talk is by a Canadian band is icing on the cake, great video!
Im unstoppable he says, being stopped immediately
Did you fucking edit the stand appearing behind Pat at the end?
Who said anything about editing?
Local Content NANI?!? Are we all Stand users...?
I mean, i am, My Stand 'Madness Mantra' let's me perceive that which most people cannot see.
I fucking love this community, every single one of you.
If only this was made a bit later. You could’ve put CT costing him $20 when he said you can’t MAX-Act on a taunt from DMC5
Lol I remember that! He pulled his wallet out immediately
6:48
I love how Matt sounds in this moment because it makes it seem like it was totally within Pat's power to save Arai, but chose not to.
Crazy talk activated for the last time and took the channel with him.
"Why is everything so intent on proving me *wrong* ?!"
-Angriest Pat
I love how Pat doesn't even hesitate to use Crazy Talk on Paige.
this is some Quality Content right here
I like to imagine Crazy Talk just pops out at random ocasions and for a brief moment in time pat just looks at it and goes "oh for fucks sake, NO!"
And then it gives a little "imma do it" face >=3
Then makes pat and anyone else forget that moment
FlamingAtheist So Woolie is Pat's stand confirmed?
MrGMoney1944 He was in beyond two souls
Let me know about any new moments, or ones that I missed, and we'll see how long it takes for a Crazy Talk Part 2
"We're never getting a new metroid"
2 new metroid games announced almost immediately
How about the moment during his Sonic 2 stream where in Hill Top Zone he says "I'm much better at Sonic 2" and then proceeds to flounder on the lava
Local Content Walking Dead Season 3 where he got pissed and thought the game was bugged when he was burying Mariana but all he did was just press the wrong button.
There's one at Dark Souls 2 SotFS Steam Part 3 (at around 1:19:35) where he says he can't make a jump because he always fails it and does it perfect first try.
Pat's fight against Darkeater Midir is a strong one. The one where he brings Midir down to a magic pixel, gloats about "having this", and then proceeds to get killed. It's in the Superbestfriends stream of the Dark Souls 3 DLC the Ringed City
Hearing mat say stando powah made me realize something.
David cage didn't break up the best friends, pat at some point uttered the words that they were all good friends.
This must be the work of a friendly stand.
1:19 You know, I also have never seen them go into that building, like there was an invisible wall, until I saw them enter for Pats stand.
The evil within 2 one is always the best
The best part about this is that it's a genuinely incredible idea for a stand and makes me wish Araki was paying attention.
Holy shit, that art at the beginning is amazing. I'm definitely going to look up that artist. (The coloring job is nice too, btw.)
"Matt and I are best friends, and will keep playing games and having fun together. Nothing will ever come between us, or destroy our friendship."
「CRAZY TALK」has activated.
Great job! Pat’s acknowledgment of his stand but inability to prevent it’s activation is hilarious. If you ever decide to update or make another one, you should add Pat’s declaration that Micolash was Lawrence from Bloodborne!
Imagine being wrong so often that it becomes part of your lore.
So Pat can't even use it as a punching ghost? Bummer.
You're doing the lord's work
"Your next line is: 'He withstood my stand?'"
"I'm not done yet!"
"NAMASTE!?"
Cut to inner monologue. "His stand can affect other people!?"
CRAIZY TOLKO
Pat has the same problem as me where he's so self-confident, he'll make stuff up on the spot feeling certain that it has to be right anyway. And most of the time... it's not.
It literally never stops.
That Chrono Trigger one is my fave. Glad you remembered one that old.
I’m actually convinced pat has a literally stand that hovers over him whenever he speaks but we just can’t see it cuz we aren’t stand users
Pat believed Matt was a good guy and that they'd be friends forever.
Then *[CRAZY TALK]* activated.
That feel when Pat said him and Matt were friends and then CRAZY TALK activated...
Too soon.
Pat already going senile makes me worried for how he will be when he actually hits a ripe old age.
This should be a series
I can see crazy talk laughing like pat everytime it activates and does some fuckery shown in the video
Araki Plot Twist: Pat is the reason the Mandela Effect exists
HIS STAND HAS NO WEAKNESSES
We need more of these compilations.
What a terrifying Stand...the power to erase factual accuracy, or perhaps even steal it in Requiem form.
The universe itself conspires to make Pat wrong.
I actually didn't really know what Crazy Talk did until now, and I love it. It even activates in order to make good things happen for him.
lugialover09 all it does is make pat wrong. he has to believe what he's saying, so if he believes he's losing and sucking shit, expect the next run to be perfect.
"why is everything so intent on proving me wrong?!"
That BoI one kills me every time. He doesn't even finish his fucking sentence.
y'think if Pat ever said "this statement is false" the world would end itself?
This is the most prevalent of all of SBFP Compilations, because it is the most powerful.
So I think I cracked the code. I understand how Crazy Talk works. You see, Pat has to sincerely say exactly the opposite of the truth. He has to believe it sincerely. This has a very interesting effect - by holding the pure Lie in his id, while his ego contains the truth (because time is really an illusion, so your ego contains the entire Truth), the Lie and the Truth annihilate in a particle-antiparticle reaction, which leaves Pat's id and ego totally empty. But this emptiness is a false vacuum, because it is still charged with the energy released from the annihilation reaction. This supercharged wavefunction collapses in exactly the Truth that was annihilated earlier by the Lie. It's a stable self-reinforcing time loop. You cannot defeat it, you cannot escape it, and to control it, you need to exist in the dimension above time (the 5th dimension), so that you can see the 4-dimensional possibility space you occupy currently (what we call the Universe) and connect it with the target 4-dimensional possibility space by saying the exact Lie that annihilates the target Truth. In essence, Pat is evolving into a 5-dimensional being. A newtype, if you will.
“Ah you think lies are your ally? You merely adopted the lies. Pat was born in them, molded by them. He didn't see the truth until he was already a man child, by then it was nothing to him but.. lies!”
I’ve had a few tastes of weaponized crazy talk, usually when I accept I’m done for, and somehow win
Your taste in classic rock is impeccable.
It's weird cus he seems to know a lot about video games but you can never listen to his advice
This video is like a shrine dedicated to everything in this dark world that we don't believe in.
Namely Pat.
Gotta love that silhouette of 『CRAZY TALK』 behind Pat at the very end.
and now we got their RE5 play through that has like CLOSE TO 50 CRAZY TALK moments.
the crazy talk ride never ends.
The art style used for his character and stand looks like it would’ve fit in perfectly with part 5. He looks some some skeezy dude who would’ve been part of crimsons gang. Probably part of the “selling drugs to little kids” gang.
This is damning / very affective evidence if used against Pat, best preserve this important piece of media.
This video is the magnus opus of this channel. Thank you for that.
Pat's Crazy Talk is like Dio's The World. It grows.
Like Dio refering in that he grew seconds of time stop from 9 to 11
Pat increases odds, so lets say right now the odds of something happening are 1 in 1000, but with its improvement it wil come down to 1 in 100, so this would suggest that in its perfect state the odds in all scenarios would be 1/1 just like if Dio could stop time indefinitely.
A dangerous stand I would say
Its not that Pat is lying. The Universe simply loves proving him wrong.
4:25
Great camera angles
CRAZY TALK, ACTIVATE
I hope you didn't make Part 2 yet...Cause the newest episode of Evil Within 2 (Part 20)... at the 18 minute mark...It's beautiful...
lol I commented on his upload about that crazy ass dodge on DS2.
no one included the bit when he said that "it was immoral to date Mikoto because her sister is way better?"
It's a freaking superpower at this point.
I guess crazy talk is good against near invincible enemies, pat can just say “he can’t be stopped” or something and BAM, ded
such a strong stand!
love that its divided into parts lmfao
Pat wasn't born with Crazy Talk, so apparently there's a place in Montreal that gives off the same effect as the Arrow.
Poor Pat.
I get the secret of "weaponization"! (Pat can never read this!).
Its controlled by the false way of constructing a statement, combined with the desired outcome!
So for example. "I would love to X because it ALWAYS/NEVER happens"
The random aspect is still unknown but if it has a cooldown period then a statement like that can be made once in a while to take a big chance.
Beautiful compilation, friend. Endless kudos!
K-Kono Powa!
This video IS the cure-ALL.
What you dont realise is this isnt his stand. His brain goblins have gotten so strong that their fighting spirit manifests. Crazy Talk is neuroticism personified into the perfect fighting form.
there's a new thing you can add. in the Paige stream of DS1. the last part at around 52 minutes. his power reaches a new level of strength
Me and my friends all came up with stands for one another and my stand "Everything You Know Is False" works the same as pat's. I understand his pain.
we discovered my stand when I convinced 5 people that wampa (from starwars) and wumpa (from crash bandicoot) were the reverse until someone in the group looked it up
Fuggins: 👀 UZE IT!
Can you just imagine if he could control it
Pat vs Jojo
Pat: Oh shit oh shit ok ok ok ok I'm about to get my shit pushed in! I'm dead man there isn't a way I could possible beat him!
CRAZY TALK ACTIVATU ! ! !