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  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 5 років тому +5637

    I love how the devs clearly intended that last part to be a difficult choice with lots of depth, and Cyanide just immediately bails on Womble

    • @zKampeR45
      @zKampeR45 4 роки тому +101

      I did that too with my friend

    • @154ahmadavicenna9
      @154ahmadavicenna9 4 роки тому +205

      @@zKampeR45 what, leaving your friend immediately after you told him to stand on the button?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +431

      Tbh Cyanide would just freeze in the snowy wilderness, while Womble would reliably sustain himself on old books and frozen corpses until he goes mad(der) and jumps in the fire.

    • @someone-xx6qz
      @someone-xx6qz 4 роки тому +60

      You mean there was another option besides someone sacrificing themselves?

    • @Braminam
      @Braminam 4 роки тому +87

      @@someone-xx6qz Nope.

  • @jasonkeats931
    @jasonkeats931 3 роки тому +3238

    "was the sacrifice necessary?"
    there's an achievement called the good ending.
    me and my brother played this and we stood in that fucking hallway for at least an hour trying to figure out how to get the good ending. we discovered that you can douse the torches in the hallway so we thought that the marionette, being in a pretty dark room, may only like the dark. so we doused the torches and stood by the gate expecting the marionette to come chasing after us and maybe press down the button on it's way just long enough for us to escape. then, when nothing happened, we played through the game many times over, looking for what little thing we needed to do differently to unlock the ending where we both survived. eventually we took to the internet to try and get a hint. then we learnt that to get the achievement you need to pull the red lever a bunch of times really quickly. we did so and some confetti burst out of the lever and a party toy sound played.
    that was it.
    there is no good ending.
    yes, the sacrifice was necessary.
    the bastards

    • @mochamadkurniazhafari5562
      @mochamadkurniazhafari5562 3 роки тому +297

      You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 3 роки тому +176

      I was half expecting game developers to be frickin jerks who make lines of text to trick the player into ho7rs of a game that doesn’t progress

    • @computernoise2209
      @computernoise2209 2 роки тому +173

      Good Ending: Bad Ending with confetti.

    • @lovedoveskuroda
      @lovedoveskuroda 2 роки тому

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity Рік тому

      @@computernoise2209 Victory wank.

  • @olympuslives_7174
    @olympuslives_7174 5 років тому +7771

    Cyanide slowly gets more Indian when he's scared, it's great

    • @Omar_ayach
      @Omar_ayach 4 роки тому +528

      Until he overloads on fear and turns Spanish

    • @geedub88
      @geedub88 4 роки тому +266

      @@Omar_ayach SANTA MARIA

    • @TheNightsWolfYT
      @TheNightsWolfYT 4 роки тому +35

      *makes sense to me*

    • @MalaysianAviator737-8
      @MalaysianAviator737-8 4 роки тому +14

      2.7Kth like. You’re welcome

    • @blaster00000
      @blaster00000 4 роки тому +18

      8:09 this is why knowing notation is important

  • @buckethattrick9443
    @buckethattrick9443 5 років тому +5939

    "All right, see you, peace bro."
    "Really?!?"
    A perfect ending.

  • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
    @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 6 років тому +5700

    18:00
    "I'm not in control of it, it's not part of the show!"
    Wow, never before have I heard more cliche horror movie words. But this seems totally organic.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +71

      lol yes

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 5 років тому +449

      Yeah, my thoughts were like "This is incredibly clishe, but at the same time it matches the situation and creates tension nicely"

    • @OriginalMice45
      @OriginalMice45 5 років тому +95

      @The Reatoes its somewhat common in everyday life if you care enough to notice it actually, and yes you don't need to pick literature as your favourite lesson to know it

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 5 років тому +74

      Some clichés exist because they're what a real person would say in that situation. It's the situation that's cliché, not the response.

    • @declanisgaming2887
      @declanisgaming2887 4 роки тому +31

      Fun fact the note at the end (I think) says: my home shall house the dead. Now run. or, run now, my home shall house the dead.

  • @jacoboranday7078
    @jacoboranday7078 4 роки тому +4902

    Imagine playing this with nevil

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 роки тому +693

      **gibberish**
      "sorry what was that Nevil?"
      **more gibberish**

    • @captprice1b-06
      @captprice1b-06 4 роки тому +245

      @@Sp00kq incohernt Vietnamese

    • @MelRosewood
      @MelRosewood 4 роки тому +595

      *”SOVVIE!”*
      “Y-what?”
      *”de fdlour ies flodiing sovvie”* (The floor is flooding, Soviet)
      “I beg your pardon?”
      *”SOVVIEEE!”*

    • @louvie1066
      @louvie1066 3 роки тому +54

      @@MelRosewood aw that's so cute xD

    • @odinssaga6837
      @odinssaga6837 3 роки тому +52

      @@captprice1b-06 He said "Now run, my home, shall house the dead" the words are mirrored, just flip them backwards 😁

  • @Vachyas_
    @Vachyas_ 5 років тому +4692

    Womble: "Take one step south..."
    Cyanide: "Okay.."
    Womble: "...but not before taking two steps east"
    **Cyanide died** :DDDD
    14:10

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 4 роки тому +66

      14:10 for timestamp
      Also, this is why they need to read every line before proceeding first and rearrange the action.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 2 роки тому +5

      That was hysterical! 😂

    • @Blitzcreeper239
      @Blitzcreeper239 2 роки тому +1

      @@davecrupel2817 Womble should have just called out the fact that Cyanide wasn't making a rhyme for his bluff

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 роки тому +1

      @@InnocentC0 Or, figure out the exact order Cyanide needs to follow the instructions, _then_ read them out correctly

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому

      Should've let Womble finish

  • @The1Fau
    @The1Fau 4 роки тому +1414

    I like that cyanide demanded to say "over" when talking but he's the one who stopped saying it

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 3 роки тому +37

      Also the Walkie-Talkies has the static buss when you stop talking.
      Which is a thing so you don't need to say over. If you hear the staic buzz, it means they done

    • @HazardThe2st
      @HazardThe2st Рік тому +2

      I dont even think he ever said it to begin with lol

  • @therollingbones4080
    @therollingbones4080 7 років тому +4239

    "I'm facing the whites as the black." - Cyanide 2017

  • @katastrofi7594
    @katastrofi7594 6 років тому +5987

    _"There once was a castle, filled with life._
    _And there lived a king, with his wife._
    _All were happy and all was good._
    _Until the king killed all he could._
    _Standing in blood, he proudly said;_
    *_"Run now, my home, shall house the dead_*_ "_

    • @christiandekool3502
      @christiandekool3502 6 років тому +584

      From now on, my home shall only house the dead ;)

    • @jukianimestudio2866
      @jukianimestudio2866 6 років тому +242

      And why did he kill his wife and all?

    • @seanschmalzried6013
      @seanschmalzried6013 6 років тому +32

      Tomboy Wolfy damn, I think I'm in love! Thanks

    • @christiandekool3502
      @christiandekool3502 6 років тому +276

      You can find that out in the sequel, We Were Here Too :P

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 6 років тому +128

      I think I'm remembering wrong but isn't this from Shakespeare? Originally and not from this game

  • @TheyCallMeConor
    @TheyCallMeConor 7 років тому +3644

    That was the most ZF ending to a video I have ever seen!

  • @VoidDreamkiller
    @VoidDreamkiller 5 років тому +4378

    "you have go-"
    *mute*
    "massively inadeq-"
    *mute*
    "enis"
    that part killed me XD

  • @RalvinTY
    @RalvinTY 6 років тому +4237

    sovietwomble : move the fourth white pawn from the right two paces forward
    average chess player : pawn to e4

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 6 років тому +243

      That's what I was thinking too, only difference I don't play chess - even the video gives Coordinates

    • @TheElectroclassic
      @TheElectroclassic 5 років тому +8

      same

    • @henryd2877
      @henryd2877 5 років тому +131

      I was wondering if any other chess players got triggered that it took them that many tries on the scholars mate part.
      I also wonder how many people saw this and then tried to scholar mate somebody else.

    • @subutaynoyan5372
      @subutaynoyan5372 5 років тому +6

      It's king's pawn to e4 to be precise.

    • @megalopolik7309
      @megalopolik7309 5 років тому +104

      @@subutaynoyan5372 just e4 is enough in algebraic notation

  • @huckleberry7481
    @huckleberry7481 7 років тому +1716

    TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS

    • @John_Stuhlmacher
      @John_Stuhlmacher 7 років тому +9

      FRENZ • its not a betrayal if it was expected

    • @davchan4423
      @davchan4423 7 років тому +3

      Betrayals come from friends. They aren't. BUT STILL HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  7 років тому +3297

    Merry Christmas everybody. Hope you all have a lovely holiday and new year. It''s been about 7 weeks the last video. So here's a timeline on what I've been doing.
    - WEEK 1: I felt it necessary to do a pre-production week. As I've done a pretty bad job of keeping track of the various streams I use in the edits. I pretty much had two whole hard-drives of useless footage. So I took some time clearing out the crap and properly nesting everything useful for future videos. I'm in a much better position for editing now. And my recording methodology has been improved.
    - WEEK 2: I have many side-projects in progress that aren't related to bullshitteries. One of which is a Dungeons & Dragons cartoon thing. I took a week out to work on that. But that's still far from completion.
    - WEEKS 3, 4, 5, & 6: Were spent editing this video here. And while not technically difficult keyframing-wise, it was complicated by it's unexpectedly duration. The total run-time is 20 minutes compared to the usual 10.
    - WEEK 7: Quality assurance on this video here. Mainly fixing textual and audio whoopsies. This process normally takes 2-3 days. But again it was complicated by this videos length.
    Anyway, hope you're all well. I'm going to take a couple of days to re-cooperate and then get cracking with the next project.
    All the best and have a lovely new year.

  • @FoxLunar
    @FoxLunar 5 років тому +476

    This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a youtube video. This part: "STOP ASKING ME IF I'M READY" "I CAN'T MAKE TWO BLACK MOVES IN ONE" yes you can that's how, the film just did that "THAT'S NOT HOW CHESS WORKS!!!" ABSOLUTE GOLD
    I never knew Cy had so much patience :D

  • @kleeorgin
    @kleeorgin 7 років тому +392

    The walkie talkie mechanic makes this whole thing way funnier

  • @mrrobot9538
    @mrrobot9538 7 років тому +6269

    You should play this with nevil looool

    • @deitra6847
      @deitra6847 7 років тому +532

      god, there will be a lot of blood spilled

    • @Clazzette
      @Clazzette 7 років тому +123

      I'd like to see this xD

    • @mghulcher3087
      @mghulcher3087 7 років тому +328

      Holy n evil

    • @ryjak955
      @ryjak955 7 років тому +112

      Nothing would get done

    • @SlyBizniz
      @SlyBizniz 7 років тому +133

      As the librarian

  • @dieters.3986
    @dieters.3986 7 років тому +4199

    just love hearing cyanide becoming british: "Oi!"

    • @SugarEpilepsy
      @SugarEpilepsy 7 років тому +84

      DieterS. Its pretty common in singapore for someone to say oi due to some reasons maybe its from the time where the brits were holding singapore as a colony

    • @EmmzGirl
      @EmmzGirl 7 років тому +18

      He hadn't moved yet when this was recorded.

    • @SugarEpilepsy
      @SugarEpilepsy 7 років тому +5

      What do mean he haven't moved yet im confuse

    • @muhammadrifatmahdi7404
      @muhammadrifatmahdi7404 7 років тому +9

      Its a common thing in indonesia so yeah

    • @dieters.3986
      @dieters.3986 7 років тому +3

      Maverick the more you know

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 5 років тому +643

    That last bit with the story is actually pretty creepy and interesting
    A proud king became a killer and murdered many people, those he didn't kill, he told "Run now, my home, shall house the dead"

    • @manicent9545
      @manicent9545 5 років тому +106

      Dunno if it was intended but I believe that part is not a single sound but 2 intermixed sounds, one slowed and the other sped up. Try recording the audio and speeding it up to 170%, you'll hear something similar to "Help me, I didn't want to do this"

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 5 років тому +117

      @@manicent9545 I just listened to it at 1.75 times speed. All I'm getting is "higu gagibuh."

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 5 років тому +134

      @@JellyMyst profound words

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +11

      Basically Dead Cells' entire lore in a single poem.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 роки тому +39

      That leaves more questions than it answers
      What sort of influence forced the king into killing everyone he knew and loved?

  • @nandogosen
    @nandogosen 7 років тому +542

    "I need the kids"
    -Cyanide somewhere in 2017
    Its going in my great book of womble bullshittery quotes

  • @amarzornic1513
    @amarzornic1513 7 років тому +411

    11:48 "What can only be described as a failed swastika"
    I died.

  • @Sir_Steven
    @Sir_Steven 7 років тому +3375

    A 20 minute SovietWomble video. And I thought this Christmas sucks.

    • @xSgtKowalski
      @xSgtKowalski 7 років тому +33

      20 fastest minutes of my life, best gift ever

    • @we_are_nevertheless7305
      @we_are_nevertheless7305 7 років тому +6

      It was amazing

    • @robpottie662
      @robpottie662 7 років тому

      Well our power went out for three fucking hours, and since we have a well there was no water

    • @havoc9412
      @havoc9412 7 років тому +1

      You still arent wrong lol

    • @ps2christian119
      @ps2christian119 7 років тому

      István Lippai ,

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 5 років тому +507

    I laughed to tears when I realized Cyanide put Womble on hold.

    • @PelicanGM
      @PelicanGM 2 роки тому +1

      what music was that?

  • @vorxer
    @vorxer 7 років тому +1084

    If you want to play this game on insane difficulty: just play with Nevil

  • @desolasty
    @desolasty 7 років тому +1027

    This is the best christmass gift, thank you Womble

    • @Donari
      @Donari 7 років тому +3

      If this is the best gift your christmas sucked ass

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 років тому +68

      + Desolasty You're welcome. And have a happy new year.

    • @frozennate9114
      @frozennate9114 7 років тому +5

      See you even get a comment by womble

    • @hpdeskjet2596
      @hpdeskjet2596 7 років тому

      ^

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 7 років тому +3

      Donari mine did, so yeah this was the best thing all day

  • @paulvangemmeren9351
    @paulvangemmeren9351 7 років тому +644

    Nothing is more entertaining to me than Cy and Womble trying to cooperate with each other.

    • @andershehe0
      @andershehe0 7 років тому +1

      Soviet plz look at this. DO CSGO WINGMAN MODE WITH CY

    • @croness91
      @croness91 7 років тому

      Try sing n gorgc

    • @jackassmcdunken2230
      @jackassmcdunken2230 6 років тому

      Btbin the end cy lived while being s privk

    • @HeVn7LaO
      @HeVn7LaO 6 років тому

      Paul van Gemmeren same...

  • @WobblyFNAF
    @WobblyFNAF 5 років тому +652

    I just realized after a year. The room name they have for their game is "Soviet is a Feg", because Cyanide still doesn't know how to spell the word "fag"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +52

      He continues to amaze people

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 4 роки тому +19

      Or maybe fan might get him in trouble

    • @gregtronica3569
      @gregtronica3569 3 роки тому +7

      @@censorduck "fan"

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 3 роки тому +3

      @@censorduck you think they care about that lol

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +5

      @@PhoenixAce Games do in fact care about slurs

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 7 років тому +1802

    You have go.... massively inadequat... enis

    • @skylersdknisely
      @skylersdknisely 7 років тому +44

      I took a drink at that moment and had to pause the video and desperately try not to spit all over my computer.

    • @willshakesbeer3962
      @willshakesbeer3962 7 років тому +1

      Neo2266 ö

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 7 років тому +5

      So does that imply a a huge but useless penis?
      or a Tiny unsatisfactory Penis?

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 7 років тому +1

      ...ver.

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 7 років тому +1

      I've never been prouder to be the 1000th like.

  • @baka360ro7
    @baka360ro7 7 років тому +1608

    you can get an iphone,pc,PS,Xbox but nothing is better than a soviet womble's video for christmas

    • @weregriz
      @weregriz 7 років тому +4

      so fucking true, merry xmas all

    • @23.michael18
      @23.michael18 7 років тому +1

      Baka360RO this is an old video or *stream* but merry chrismas too 😁

    • @Etherfallss
      @Etherfallss 7 років тому +1

      I got nothing for christmas, except that. Imagine my joy.

    • @sjun21
      @sjun21 7 років тому

      To that I agree

    • @NetiZenpai
      @NetiZenpai 7 років тому

      Yeah

  • @j-0520
    @j-0520 6 років тому +790

    Legends say he is still standing on the button.

    • @robinashmore2026
      @robinashmore2026 6 років тому +7

      John EMV and his soul stays where he died all those years ago..... 😂😂

  • @WolfyYTCODM
    @WolfyYTCODM 6 років тому +390

    "in the western corner lies your strat.STRAT!?..START!!
    made me laugh 15:15

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 7 років тому +313

    19:29 The words are backwards: "run now, my home, shall house the dead"
    That's so creepy.

    • @Archtew
      @Archtew 7 років тому +5

      Bolt the Super-Pony aww I thought I got it first
      Edit: tried putting it in a mirror though

    • @lzhiwei
      @lzhiwei 7 років тому +41

      What the fuck was that weird floating thing though? Cyanide freaking out made it so much scarier too.

    • @dorwalter8603
      @dorwalter8603 7 років тому

      I think that was the clue for an alternate ending

    • @w4hammer
      @w4hammer 7 років тому

      Timer ofc.

    • @severedsage5867
      @severedsage5867 7 років тому +15

      Dor Walter nope it's the thing that kills you if you mess up

  • @swattofficer6624
    @swattofficer6624 7 років тому +245

    I'd love you two to play more like this, such as keep talking and nobody explodes

  • @jadenchan7742
    @jadenchan7742 7 років тому +247

    Nur won, ym emoh, llahs esuoh eht daed
    Run now, my home, shall house the dead.

    • @abhijeetshrestha1502
      @abhijeetshrestha1502 7 років тому +25

      Jaden Chanthadara hows you know that? Is it Irish?

    • @halfman8466
      @halfman8466 7 років тому +75

      It's backwards

    • @efgee9873
      @efgee9873 7 років тому +110

      Theonrouge my fucking God I'm dying lol

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 7 років тому +6

      Jaden Chanthadara I thought my home here meant my homie and the dead king/monster just trying to be hip

    • @lzhiwei
      @lzhiwei 7 років тому +3

      Jaden Chanthadara the game takes place in a castle, the one who stays would die, hence "run now" to the one who escapes

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv 5 років тому +624

    0:17
    Wow you actually have a "Mute Cyanide" button. I thought that was just a gag but damn...

    • @mubz112233
      @mubz112233 5 років тому +6

      Holy shit I just noticed that 😂😂😂

    • @mackthechild6877
      @mackthechild6877 5 років тому +55

      did no one notice at 5:46 a message pops up in the bottom right corner that reads
      “such a pussy smh”

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 4 роки тому +9

      @@mackthechild6877 I think most people saw it... It's a Steam message from one of Cyanide's friends.

    • @LemonToken21
      @LemonToken21 4 роки тому +1

      where is the mute cyanide button? I can't see it

    • @chrissquid
      @chrissquid 3 роки тому

      @@LemonToken21 the thing with the paper above it

  • @cynthiasawicz8712
    @cynthiasawicz8712 6 років тому +1276

    If nobody understood the weird text from that creature it says, “ Run now, my home, shall house the dead.” The words are backwards.

    • @m.h2247
      @m.h2247 5 років тому +29

      Cynthia Sawicz no, it’s “from now, my home shall house the dead”

    • @MalteNielson
      @MalteNielson 5 років тому +119

      @@m.h2247 "nur won" = "from now"?

    • @itstaffperez2449
      @itstaffperez2449 5 років тому +12

      or....the dead house shall my house, run now

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 5 років тому +16

      It said dead the house shall, home my, now run. Because it doesn’t know how backwards sentences work.

    • @kalebcassidy7981
      @kalebcassidy7981 5 років тому +44

      @@Z3R0Steam it's not a backwards sentence it's a standard sentence just each word is backwards but it's not structured as a backwards sentence

  • @Immaculator
    @Immaculator 7 років тому +81

    The moment you realise that this is a new video of him instead of the normal "im just rewatching everything" and you go from "still one of the best YT vids out there" to "HOLY SHIT THE MASTER OF UA-cam IS BACK"

  • @ZirconX1
    @ZirconX1 7 років тому +338

    Being put on hold by the indian dude. Priceless.

    • @c4prantik
      @c4prantik 7 років тому +4

      ZirconX i see what u did there... not all indians r tech support btw

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 7 років тому +12

      Prantik Chakraborty tech support

    • @cal5750
      @cal5750 7 років тому +2

      Prantik Chakraborty Obviously, but most tech supports are Indian.

  • @PurOwO
    @PurOwO 5 років тому +78

    I love Womble's half-hearted chuckle at 2:20, as if he wanted to reprimand himself for the shitty pun.

    • @THESILVERNARUTO
      @THESILVERNARUTO 3 місяці тому +1

      He did , he did. But if you don't laugh at the crappy ones the good ones never pop. FACTS

  • @markuh3954
    @markuh3954 7 років тому +533

    a 20 minute bullshittery is the best christmas gift ever

    • @alerz3040
      @alerz3040 7 років тому

      ikr

    • @byang5398
      @byang5398 7 років тому +1

      That's kinda sad

    • @alerz3040
      @alerz3040 7 років тому

      ik but you cant do anything about it when youre poor.

  • @stuartsobeske8296
    @stuartsobeske8296 7 років тому +848

    cyanide likes the word "presume" doesnt he

    • @mrfashionguy1
      @mrfashionguy1 7 років тому +54

      Stuart Sobeske I presume so

    • @dedpewl9242
      @dedpewl9242 7 років тому +3

      User Unknown
      I was about to say that...

    • @mundanest
      @mundanest 7 років тому +2

      shit, same

    • @charbladex
      @charbladex 7 років тому +9

      I presumed someone would say it in reply

    • @MrSanfrinsisco
      @MrSanfrinsisco 7 років тому +7

      Presumably

  • @purmhy
    @purmhy 7 років тому +3741

    It's portal all over again

    • @purmhy
      @purmhy 7 років тому +29

      President Nixon - I'm honoured Mr. President.

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 7 років тому +3

      I was in middle of portal 2 stream videos. it make this more funny. At least, for me.

    • @billtaylor7288
      @billtaylor7288 7 років тому +1

      Saw you on M3rk, Badger, PhlyDaily, Soviet, QB I think, *MAYBE ANYBODY* are you stalking me or I stalking you?!

    • @purmhy
      @purmhy 7 років тому +2

      Anthony Taylor - You're probably stalking me.

    • @juancapomasi9046
      @juancapomasi9046 7 років тому

      what happened in portal?

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +542

    "i need the kids"
    -cyanide 2017

    • @thelyric2751
      @thelyric2751 5 років тому +15

      -Jesus, to Karen, 2019

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому +19

      "Put it back in"
      -Cyanide,2017

  • @JenarW4F
    @JenarW4F 7 років тому +339

    Hey what an awesome Christmas gift Womble! See you in 2 years!

    • @dead_in_heaven
      @dead_in_heaven 7 років тому +4

      JenarW4F lmao true

    • @Jakaryy
      @Jakaryy 7 років тому

      JenarW4F It’s a Christmas miracle!

    • @dha12oks
      @dha12oks 7 років тому

      It's sad but may be true xD

    • @Kevin15673
      @Kevin15673 7 років тому

      it is true

    • @waynebao5959
      @waynebao5959 7 років тому

      JenarW4F y in two years

  • @DarknessSwordmaster
    @DarknessSwordmaster 7 років тому +971

    I need kids, I need kids! Please don't take that out of context I'm not a pedophile
    "I need the kids" - Cyanide 2017 :D

    • @Sickling3
      @Sickling3 7 років тому +9

      Nice. I watched the video too

    • @roosh1723
      @roosh1723 7 років тому

      Sword *2018

    • @awake6660
      @awake6660 7 років тому

      Roshan Is Roblox 2017 you idiot

  • @PKMNTrainerKelly
    @PKMNTrainerKelly 7 років тому +2716

    Now this is a christmas gift

    • @iLoveBigKnockers
      @iLoveBigKnockers 7 років тому +2

      Dumbass furry.

    • @justmovedin
      @justmovedin 7 років тому +17

      I mean I didn't even look at his profile or name but you sure live up to your name mister Edgy

    • @iLoveBigKnockers
      @iLoveBigKnockers 7 років тому +2

      Just Moved In Now we have a roblox player supporting a furry, fantastic.

    • @PKMNTrainerKelly
      @PKMNTrainerKelly 7 років тому +12

      TheEdgeLord good b8

    • @miscellaneousfollower4148
      @miscellaneousfollower4148 7 років тому +6

      TheEdgeLord there is no point of you insulting a Person who is "A Furry" for no reason just because they are "A Furry". You are not some kind of king who can say sh*t about people.

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 4 роки тому +137

    "Shut up"
    Wow you're good at being a librarian

  • @iamhuman124
    @iamhuman124 7 років тому +249

    I love the difference in how the ending went between Soviet and Cy, and how it went for a friend and myself. Cy just ditched Soviet before he figured out what was going on. When me and my friend played, he went to the rest room as soon as he saw that we were both in the same room, and in that course of time, I saw the button and realized what it did. He got back and the gate was open, and I choose not to say anything as he walked out. I had to tell him afterwords that he was the only one that go to leave. I found it really funny to see the different type of resolution between different people.

    • @Ahmetfusta
      @Ahmetfusta 7 років тому +7

      Thats a good one

    • @itzfoxydk6687
      @itzfoxydk6687 7 років тому +2

      Luke Keenan name of the game

    • @iamhuman124
      @iamhuman124 7 років тому +11

      ItzFoxyDK 'We Were Here"; its free to play on Steam

    • @lostwolfe
      @lostwolfe 7 років тому +1

      that's really pretty cool.

    • @loker1258
      @loker1258 7 років тому +6

      It's been a while since I played but I think I told my friend to stand on the button and left him before he realized what was happening

  • @SepehrNofel
    @SepehrNofel 7 років тому +127

    Holy shit a 20 minutes video from Womble?
    I’m dreaming

  • @Fasttony64
    @Fasttony64 5 років тому +307

    "Full of hookers and slot machines" I believe womble is playing fallout: new Vegas

  • @jonathan069
    @jonathan069 7 років тому +786

    omg the ending im dead

    • @migara9133
      @migara9133 7 років тому +63

      it was supposed to be an extremely dramatic "Go, leave me behind." Scene, but there were like "Step on the button"... "Ok"..... *Cyanide runs away* 10/10 love it

    • @Alejandro-dk2gk
      @Alejandro-dk2gk 7 років тому +5

      Run now, my home, shall house a betrayed Womble

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 7 років тому

      Are there any different endings cause now im intrigued

    • @kcelej
      @kcelej 7 років тому

      and so is soviet

    • @tru0067
      @tru0067 7 років тому

      In the achievements there's both an achievement for leaving (Worst Friend Ever) and staying behind (All Alone) AND another which is Happy Ending (perhaps there is a way for both to escape?)

  • @Hepsutin
    @Hepsutin 7 років тому +88

    Now this is a Christmas present that I did not expect! And 20 minutes?! We're being spoiled!

    • @dizzod123
      @dizzod123 7 років тому

      Hepsutin yes we are

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 7 років тому +3041

    See you next christmas i suppose

    • @lipeprusch
      @lipeprusch 7 років тому +16

      Neo2266 "I presume"* ftfy

    • @kannovakfactory2883
      @kannovakfactory2883 7 років тому +2

      Felipe Prusch maybe he meant “suppose” and not “presume”, their meanings are pretty damn close.

    • @takamichinoku4167
      @takamichinoku4167 7 років тому +12

      Love his content and I understand people have life outside of UA-cam, but sheesh, when you're making 1 new vid every couple of months, there's almost no point into even having a channel anymore.

    • @jjjkoy
      @jjjkoy 7 років тому +2

      this brings so much traffic to his twitch, which is growing quickly. plus he likes making these videos.

    • @takamichinoku4167
      @takamichinoku4167 7 років тому

      Oh so he's more on Twitch? I'll check him out there

  • @zer0g140
    @zer0g140 3 роки тому +89

    “Run now, my home, shall house the dead.” That’s actually terrifying

  • @ricardomonteiro9724
    @ricardomonteiro9724 7 років тому +257

    Womble & Cyanide best iconic duo!

  • @mars1609
    @mars1609 7 років тому +242

    a new upload?? It’s a Christmas miracle

  • @malthehansen7915
    @malthehansen7915 7 років тому +473

    Never clicked away from Brazzers quicker
    Got no snow in my country, so I gotta make my own

    • @tiegan6702
      @tiegan6702 7 років тому +4

      Manav Ghosal I like dat

    • @tiegan6702
      @tiegan6702 7 років тому +4

      I rlly rlly like dat

    • @PepicWalrus
      @PepicWalrus 7 років тому +2

      Yo share your account

    • @malthehansen7915
      @malthehansen7915 7 років тому +1

      yo calm my man, calm

    • @adenlamb9916
      @adenlamb9916 7 років тому +4

      *sniff* ugh.. what...? yeah... *sniff sniff* uhh...i-i-i got some s-snow if you want it

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 6 років тому +97

    5:03
    “Idk [what colours make purple]”
    -SovietWomble & Cyanide 2017

  • @potatoo6969
    @potatoo6969 7 років тому +468

    Must Be Christmas Cause Womble Upload

  • @chrisz.5869
    @chrisz.5869 7 років тому +86

    A Womble video is the best Christmas present I could receive

  • @DK8761
    @DK8761 7 років тому +181

    Anyone else notice Soviet still has his 'mute Cyanide' button

  • @hotpockethunter4886
    @hotpockethunter4886 5 років тому +42

    I would’ve loved it Soviet pulled out some chess speak when the chess board came into play.
    Cyanide: “I see a chess board what do I do?”
    Soviet: pawn to e4 then Black follows pawn with pawn to e5.

  • @edrikhtg
    @edrikhtg 7 років тому +223

    Soviet : So what is the first symbol?
    Cy : Didn't reply cause you're not sayin over.
    Soviet : Oh we are not doing that are we?
    ...................
    Soviet : ......over.
    I died.

    • @akasha3561
      @akasha3561 7 років тому

      Bet your family is happy as fuck

  • @Zekurity
    @Zekurity 6 років тому +484

    Welcome to the channel of SovietWomble. Where videos show up once every half year.

    • @Jake-kv4ht
      @Jake-kv4ht 5 років тому +7

      this comment finished downloading to the youtube comment section
      *1 year ago*

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 5 років тому

      Oh hi =)

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 5 років тому +4

      Gaming Cooter nah, it takes him half a year to do subtitles

    • @Moonlight_14632
      @Moonlight_14632 5 років тому +1

      Worth to wait

  • @dooxiethesavage3557
    @dooxiethesavage3557 7 років тому +648

    What a great Christmas gift from Womble see you in the next fcking Christmas!!!

    • @findyourpassion9026
      @findyourpassion9026 7 років тому

      DooxieTheSavage get it, because he never uploads

    • @tako158
      @tako158 7 років тому

      Artist Noah "never uploads" he literally uploads every month.

    • @parfait98
      @parfait98 6 років тому

      TheWarrior its been 3 months now.-. i cri

  • @josefmilly
    @josefmilly 6 років тому +40

    You can tell they genuinely escalated their salt levels toward each other in this video

  • @alyssadavenport629
    @alyssadavenport629 6 років тому +274

    Looks like Womble’s stuck in his bathroom again.

    • @MrSanfrinsisco
      @MrSanfrinsisco 6 років тому +3

      Alyssa Davenport this is amazing

    • @carlmanio6096
      @carlmanio6096 6 років тому +5

      I've got a woman shouting again. Please send help

    • @Kasunex
      @Kasunex 6 років тому +2

      The terrifying part is, that I would believe that.

    • @axelhammarstromlofgren3844
      @axelhammarstromlofgren3844 6 років тому +4

      I think he died in it

  • @chris7076
    @chris7076 7 років тому +970

    Cyanide never said "over"

  • @JustAWorms
    @JustAWorms 6 років тому +590

    He got stuck in his bathroom again

    • @metz1669
      @metz1669 6 років тому +1

      NattyGman LMAO

    • @deathtax10
      @deathtax10 6 років тому +1

      Underrated comment of the internet

  • @lessercheese2944
    @lessercheese2944 5 років тому +74

    "YOU'VE--! BUT..."
    - Cyanide's dying words

  • @naw-th
    @naw-th 6 років тому +565

    The end text at 19:31 said "run now, my home shall house the dead" (the weird monster thingy)

    • @grypharmy7256
      @grypharmy7256 6 років тому +1

      NrthVII I was about to say the same thing

    • @naw-th
      @naw-th 6 років тому

      Gryph Army 😁😁

    • @Murphy-mw6be
      @Murphy-mw6be 6 років тому

      What language was it in?

    • @naw-th
      @naw-th 6 років тому +52

      Murphy84 55 its just backwards english

    • @robinashmore2026
      @robinashmore2026 6 років тому

      NrthVII yeah u know what it means?...

  • @thomasmccarthy3942
    @thomasmccarthy3942 7 років тому +74

    The best Christmas gift.

    • @murr1785
      @murr1785 7 років тому

      Thomas McCarthy I second this

  • @okdanhe
    @okdanhe 7 років тому +135

    you should play this with nevil, that would be the funniest thing ever

    • @kvikvu
      @kvikvu 7 років тому +3

      bestest of ideas

    • @JimmyBonez
      @JimmyBonez 7 років тому +23

      Jesus Christ himself doesn't have the patience for that.

    • @steckkasten
      @steckkasten 7 років тому +7

      Aoeh weh ave do goe rite! - ... What?

    • @navidds2300
      @navidds2300 7 років тому +4

      -AOEH WEH AVE REH DO GOOOOOEE ERT!!

    • @den0616
      @den0616 7 років тому

      LOL İKR

  • @horseyhorse9158
    @horseyhorse9158 6 років тому +4965

    "What colors makes purple"
    Womble- "all of them"
    Edit: no press the dislike

    • @makaramuss
      @makaramuss 5 років тому +31

      well he got some chance to enter right order and save him even if he attempt to mix all colors :D

    • @toads8748
      @toads8748 5 років тому +3

      That is luck XD

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +3

      omg this man is so smart!

    • @timbaaij7436
      @timbaaij7436 5 років тому +12

      Also "I'm knowledgeable"

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 роки тому +4

      All colors transparency : 100
      Red transparency: 0
      Blue transparency: 0
      Is purple

  • @MastaSensi
    @MastaSensi 7 років тому +1317

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    • @shadmandem918
      @shadmandem918 7 років тому +2

      Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day you sold it on E-Bay.

    • @DawnStar.
      @DawnStar. 7 років тому

      MastaSensi
      Merry Christmas

    • @chaplingrimuldis
      @chaplingrimuldis 7 років тому

      MastaSens

    • @dannydevito4254
      @dannydevito4254 7 років тому

      Afroninja2025 nobody cares

    • @MastaSensi
      @MastaSensi 7 років тому

      Whistler's mother I care.

  • @UnknownUser-we1zk
    @UnknownUser-we1zk 7 років тому +220

    "Run now, my home, shall house the dead" I think that its what that thing said, Very creepy.

    • @LurcainneNoctuaCh
      @LurcainneNoctuaCh 7 років тому +2

      Holy shit---

    • @obesewan6632
      @obesewan6632 7 років тому +16

      put the joke aside, if u watch the gameplay, there are creepy lore behind it

    • @MikeMine2000
      @MikeMine2000 7 років тому +11

      Yeah, at first I was reading it the other way.
      "Dead the house shall, home my, now run"

    • @dhruvchawla5476
      @dhruvchawla5476 7 років тому

      RandomGuy Of Yutuf yeah there isn't much to decode there though

    • @David-qs9yl
      @David-qs9yl 7 років тому

      That makes a lot of sense tho.

  • @caseyjoyce8950
    @caseyjoyce8950 7 років тому +509

    holy shit this was an old stream

    • @tommorel9946
      @tommorel9946 7 років тому +10

      Caz how hold?I'd like to watch it

    • @atlasdgen
      @atlasdgen 7 років тому +67

      Well, considering Soviet is lazy and can't really make money through Facebook's ads... Yeah

    • @Dan-xy7ie
      @Dan-xy7ie 7 років тому +40

      It’s from like 2014 I believe

    • @pog_champ
      @pog_champ 7 років тому +35

      Caz it was just that it took womble 3 years to edit this

    • @Tay-1690
      @Tay-1690 7 років тому +22

      sytrusacid it's from this year not 3 years ago

  • @Xitrial
    @Xitrial 6 років тому +41

    I've seen very cooperative playthroughs of this game, and there's this. Couldn't stop laughing

  • @antoinerodier
    @antoinerodier 7 років тому +51

    The relationship between soviet and cyanide is true love.

    • @ArtyTheta
      @ArtyTheta 7 років тому +1

      Especially the part were Cyanide runs off "to buy cigarettes"

  • @srofv7805
    @srofv7805 7 років тому +164

    These cuts made you look far too intelligent and proficient in this game. And don't lie to me now, I saw the streams.

  • @matjazvovko9362
    @matjazvovko9362 7 років тому +513

    play it with "nevil"

    • @EpicMRPancake
      @EpicMRPancake 7 років тому +146

      Sovee poo da reevu oo baarterd! [dies] Fuk oo Woboo...

    • @voodooginger8251
      @voodooginger8251 7 років тому +19

      EpicMRPancake this made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @mthfx
      @mthfx 7 років тому +6

      Siri can't even understand him

    • @furukawakoyomi8413
      @furukawakoyomi8413 7 років тому +2

      My side hurt after reading this.

    • @zenvious5645
      @zenvious5645 7 років тому +17

      The hardest puzzle would be finding out what Nevil says

  • @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920
    @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920 3 роки тому +13

    I love cyanides insistence on the ‘over’ thing for womble despite him never saying over in return

  • @gasmonkey7039
    @gasmonkey7039 7 років тому +47

    This episode has been brought to you by the word:"PRESUME"
    Tune in next time(5 months) for the next word of the day

  • @dimitrisvalassas3210
    @dimitrisvalassas3210 7 років тому +26

    The thing that students made this game is truly amazing

  • @ap30112002
    @ap30112002 7 років тому +579

    Do this with Nevil

    • @TrinityDotJpeg
      @TrinityDotJpeg 7 років тому +57

      Andreas Petersen I believe if Nevil and womble playing that game together, I confirm they both die at the same time.

    • @zenvious5645
      @zenvious5645 7 років тому +97

      It would take 3 hours each puzzle because the hardest puzzle is Nevil's language

    • @osmarcontreras5724
      @osmarcontreras5724 7 років тому +24

      Holy’N,Evil

    • @zenvious5645
      @zenvious5645 7 років тому +27

      Osmar Contreras Everyone knows that. But hes still Nevil

    • @ap30112002
      @ap30112002 7 років тому

      I know his name is HolyN'Evil

  • @suqmadiq6653
    @suqmadiq6653 5 років тому +17

    This is easily one of the best videos you’ve ever made. I literally LOLed like 6 or 7 times watching this
    PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS GAME

  • @Winther2k
    @Winther2k 7 років тому +287

    I love Wombles videos because i am deaf

    • @djrx6350
      @djrx6350 7 років тому +6

      Simon Winther same

    • @britters220
      @britters220 7 років тому +8

      I bet it would be pretty easy to sneak up on a deaf person.

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 7 років тому +11

      Tristan Anderson You can see 2D videos as 3D? I think you are high, not deaf.

    • @aiko5731
      @aiko5731 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @Clinterpottrmus
      @Clinterpottrmus 7 років тому

      Simon Winther Idk, your only video has you (presumably) speaking...

  • @ceTarnity
    @ceTarnity 6 років тому +826

    Gotta love this two month upload schedule

    • @shrumbus
      @shrumbus 6 років тому +14

      TheBlutopian Three my boy

    • @ConspiracyCrayon
      @ConspiracyCrayon 6 років тому +21

      The next video is coming, he is currently working on a Mount & Blade Warband bullshittery. It will be about 27 minutes but it takes time

    • @BaxxyNut
      @BaxxyNut 6 років тому +2

      11th Doctor It doesn't take this long lol

    • @ConspiracyCrayon
      @ConspiracyCrayon 6 років тому +17

      Bax xtab yes it does. He has to look through hours of streaming footage, condense that to the funniest 25 minutes, clip them all together so it is a whole piece and then keyframe the subtitles frame by frame almost every time. He is just one bloke, not a complete editing team like the big youtubers like Markiplier and Pewdiepie do.

    • @BaxxyNut
      @BaxxyNut 6 років тому +6

      11th Doctor Then explain to me how other UA-camrs can do the same thing several times before he can do one? The quality is on par or better, mind you. UA-camrs such as Fitz, JohnOnTheRadio, etc

  • @miniman-we5os
    @miniman-we5os 7 років тому +91

    Did anyone else notice that the last text that is spoken in this video if you mirror it. It will say "run now my home shall house the dead"

    • @neb519
      @neb519 7 років тому +1

      miniman 5643 yeah because someone said it already

    • @WritingMyOwnElegy
      @WritingMyOwnElegy 7 років тому +12

      Not mirrored, each word was written backwards, but in the r8ght word order

    • @scar-j1975
      @scar-j1975 7 років тому +2

      reight = irish pronounciation?

    • @patrickthuis1
      @patrickthuis1 7 років тому

      the 8 and the i are close together on the keyboard so he might mean ''but in the right word order''

    • @grampzoedien4571
      @grampzoedien4571 7 років тому

      Possibly bcuz he press "i" too long

  • @csc1233
    @csc1233 5 років тому +44

    19:40 true friendship goal

  • @bilgesu2265
    @bilgesu2265 6 років тому +249

    Legend says he is still editing...

    • @clashofgamez2050
      @clashofgamez2050 6 років тому +15

      Legend says he is still stuck in the bathroom...

    • @Delian795
      @Delian795 6 років тому

      Clash of Gamez Made my day

    • @attackhelicopter2923
      @attackhelicopter2923 6 років тому +1

      Clash of Gamez Questioning the asymmetry of his nipples

  • @armageddon3244
    @armageddon3244 7 років тому +167

    Can't wait to see your next video in like 5 months

  • @vince4905
    @vince4905 7 років тому +651

    Cyanide is the rip off of indiana jones - indian jones

  • @mutanttepig4759
    @mutanttepig4759 5 років тому +6

    I love how this video handles how the both of you have 2 different points of view yet you need to do this in one video. I also love the way you handled the text(like always) and the walkie talkies.

  • @darthcraft1575
    @darthcraft1575 7 років тому +150

    Put it back in
    -cyanide 2017

  • @LilShootDawg
    @LilShootDawg 7 років тому +101

    It says. (At 19:29) "Run now, my home, shall house the dead"

    • @gg-pz7vn
      @gg-pz7vn 7 років тому +1

      The text was backwards lol

    • @sammbci
      @sammbci 7 років тому

      Soviet is a maniac, no wonder it takes him a month to make a vid

  • @harryplobber824
    @harryplobber824 7 років тому +54

    "Women swoon over my knowledge, and also the Rohypnol" Bad womble, bad bad womble

    • @shadowangel2375
      @shadowangel2375 7 років тому +3

      HarryPlobber he said that right as I read your comment.

  • @stryderwolf210
    @stryderwolf210 4 роки тому +18

    8:22 i saw this years ago and just now i have noticed when soviet said move the fourth pawn from the right, cyanide moved the pawn from the left

    • @ReverendTed
      @ReverendTed 3 місяці тому +2

      Soviet says 4th pawn from the right, but Cyanide had already told him he was on the black side facing white, which puts "right" on the opposite side.

  • @AliHassan-fp4id
    @AliHassan-fp4id 7 років тому +979

    Are u guys gonna be playing "A Way Out" together???

    • @samhardingham5591
      @samhardingham5591 7 років тому +3

      It would definitely be interesting if they did!

    • @TeddymanYT
      @TeddymanYT 7 років тому +5

      Florian Cheviron no, its not. Its made by Hazelight Studio

    • @samhardingham5591
      @samhardingham5591 7 років тому +6

      Hacobba I think he meant its published by EA.

    • @iqbalmueez155
      @iqbalmueez155 7 років тому +2

      Lmao please

    • @sebastiancool22
      @sebastiancool22 7 років тому

      They cant it only has local coop